Did you know they tried to kill me?
Two lousy boiled eggs and a piece of dry toast for breakfast
They were trying to save money and starve me while they were at it
We’ll have no fresh meat or milk until you learn to curb your appetite
What?
Did you smell what’s upstairs?
Grandma must have shit all over her bed before she left
I didn’t smell anything
I didn’t smell anything
Well you wouldn’t
You’re too busy cooking or eating
I thought you were the killer
I’ll be back before dinner
No no no… no
No no no… no
How many times have I told you to play “car accident” outside?
Broken glass and ketchup all over my fine furniture
Is this your rubber?
That’s an eyeball!
You’re a pain too
A pain in my ...