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“You’ve killed King Minos?” “Machine, you seem cracked. Square up” Beats the absolute life out of GoPro.

0:44 SISYPHUS WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

POV: You've accessed the Glitz Pit's secret boss fight

Keep them coming

... only finos will read this 🗿

DESTROY!You cant escape!BEGONE!Yes... that's it NICE TRY

Minos: *dyin at end* UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies* Sisyphus: *dying at end* ahahah AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! *dies*

literaly klevprime of iten asylum

2:22 we all felt that

02:42 BRO HIT RIGHT IN HIS BALLS 💀

So let me get this straight when reaching 50% hp minos activates an aura and says weak.... However Sisyphus just grows a beard

"GO GO gadget pixel reducer!"

2:40 that actually will hurt

„This prison, to hold ME?“ The spare change I did t know I have in my pocket:

one must imagine Sisyphus.. dead.

19:31 the sync with the music is just perfect

Thumbnail please

His voice actor should play Grand Regent Thragg in Invincible.

The Chad Sang Yi The Virgin Erlking Heatcliff

Gaslighted everyone into thinking, Catherine, never existed

Erlking Heathcliff being charged at by 500 Rabbit Heathcliffs with knives (It was a chewsday)

Been trying to beat him for a while now. I've P ranked Minos and I'm capable of destroying that guy, yet Sisyphus always feels like a bullshit fight. Upping the anti by getting rid of audio cues for telegraphing his attacks or by making him enter attacks and combos so fast you can't recover stamina doesn't feel rewarding when fighting him, it makes me feel like I'm just getting lucky whenever I manage to survive up until a point. There are times when I'll be dodging and parrying everything and then there's times when he's either spamming attacks and destroying me or just throwing me around the arena like a ball. I obviously still suck at this boss fight but compared to learning Minos and all the failed attempts up until I beat him (and then P ranked him) this is nowhere near as fun, with Minos I could always tell what I was doing wrong and I never had to google anything or have somebody tell me a strat in order to get better, I figured him out myself. Sisyphus feels a bit contradictory with his parry windows too aside from the crotch parry at the end of his 4-combo attack, everything else makes little sense to jump in in order to parry (and this video as well as others I've watched seem to agree that parrying his attacks isn't number 1 priority due to distance and the risk). I dunno man, I don't like his design, the changes from Minos' fight are starting to clash with the gameplay in speed and he feels way more restrictive as a result, which just isn't fun in a massive arena, it feels more like a chore for the satisfaction of completion.

Omg its him

Telling PM fans to read r u insane

cool team

ngl pequod cliff strong in this one. when he got 1 HP left he got like double damage due to passive

please please please tell me where i can find the full thumbnail image. also based video

Man, the thumbnail is so cursed 😂

"Heathcliff! What the f**k is this?! We were supposed to be hunting the crimson whale!!!" "..." "Now captain, i do think that if we want to continue our hunt, we'll need to deal with the problem in front of us. I don't think we'll be able to resolve this exact situation peacefully." "Hmmm, tsk tsk. Alright then, just this once. Harponeer, stand up and fight! This is no place for you to be buried! I don't know how the thing before us is related to your past, but i wouldn't be your captain if I'd let you be dead together with it! So stand up, and stand proud in the face of your nightmares you sea dog!!!" "Captain... Thanks."

the fault lies with you heathcliff!

F u cathy, i am a pirate now

2:22 *every man in a 5 mile radius felt that*

Oh, so that's how you win. You clash skills with Heath so his SP is high enough to actually win the event.

damn they sailing on a basement

1:36 college students after they get 3 hours of sleep

Oarsmen!!!

The Hair that is visible after Heatcliff? dies is Blond. Who wants to bet Linton was wearing the Heathcliff ID and he got so corroded that he acctualy started believing he was Heathcliff.

when i first got to his "matt" battle i was like "wow hes just a heathcliff copy"

2:20 parry his nuts into oblivion.

roland stood no chance...

"Hmm... Indeed." "I've been sealed long enough." "The people of Towny has long since forgotten my name.." "..And I am EAGER to make them remember." "However, the blood of Combat King reeks from your hands, and I must admit.." "..I'm curious about your ruthlessness, Asylumer." "And so, before I tear apart the owners of JPX, and take OWNERSHIP of what you call, the Item Asylum." "YOU, shall do as a warmup..." "Come forth, children of the asylum.." "And DIE!" -Klevinoroto(bro thinks he's sisyphus💀💀💀💀💀💀)

4:52 get extra damage by aiming at his dick

one must imagine sisyphus losing to a machine

I played about 10 hours of this game when it first came out before deciding it wasn't for me so I am severely out of the loop here, but why is Angela back in this game? I thought Project Moon said they were done with the characters from the first two games.

Spongehab

Wait is that Spongehab in the thumbnail

Sloshmael carried

Peakmael

not sloshmael 💀 (Peak)

Why do flesh panopticon look like me frfr?