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Script Trooper
Добавлен 3 июл 2020
Retired Storm Trooper on Imperial pension. Analytical script editor and one to scrutinize Star Wars. Inspired by the force.
Disney Completely Fumbled Lightsabers Rant
These are now mysterious objects with magical powers. Sigh...
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Star Wars Theory Victims Unite!
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This looks suspect. #starwars #starwarstheory ruclips.net/video/URjf52RFGZ4/видео.html Check out the Star Wars sequels re-imagined and all the other content on my channel! Subscribe if you like the content! ScriptTrooper
Disney Shill John Rocha Lost His Mind
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Keep reaching. #starwars #disney #lucasfilm #shills #leslyeheadland #trump Check out the Star Wars sequels re-imagined and all the other content on my channel! Subscribe if you like the content! ScriptTrooper
CaptUnAmerican
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Another one runs his mouth. #marvel #marvelcinematicuniverse #disney #captainamerica #anthonymackie Check out all the other great content on my channel! Subscribe if you like the content! ScriptTrooper
James Earl Jones Snubbed By Star Wars
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Disney is a bizarre company. #starwars #disney #lucasfilm #darthvader #jamesearljones #leia #carriefisher Check out the Star Wars sequels re-imagined and all the other content on my channel! Subscribe if you like the content! ScriptTrooper
The Acolyte Shills Find A New Hope
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Shilling is a tough racket. #starwars #theacolyte #disney #lucasfilms Renew The Acolyte Campaign Is Hilarious! ruclips.net/video/dKBDU7FEorQ/видео.htmlsi=GpMw5A9e8IZxUjYk Check out the Star Wars sequels re-imagined and all the other content on my channel! Subscribe if you like the content! ScriptTrooper
Kylo Ren Retcons Coming
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None of this makes any sense. #starwars #lucasfilm #disney #kyloren #thelastjedi #theriseofskywalker You might like this other Kylo Ren video: ruclips.net/video/I1F8Ns80AQY/видео.html Check out the Star Wars sequels re-imagined on my channel as well as all my other content! Subscribe if you like the content! ScriptTrooper
Just Write The Rey Movie Yourself Kathy
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Face your own music. #starwars #disney #lucasfilm #reymovie #newjediorder #reyskywalker #kathleenkennedy Check out the Star Wars sequels re-imagined and all the other content on my channel! Subscribe if you like the content! ScriptTrooper
Natalie Portman Scenes Cut From Obi Wan Kenobi Show | Rumour
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Did Natalie dodge a bullet? #starwars #disney #lucasfilm #natalieportman #ahsoka #davefiloni #obiwankenobi Check out the Star Wars sequels re-imagined and all the other content on my channel!Subscribe if you like the content! x.com/ScriptTrooper
LUKE VS REY Debate Put To An End Part 4
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When using the force becomes just existing. #starwars #disney #lucasfilm #lukeskywalker #rey #thelastjedi #theriseofskywalker #theforceawakens #anewhope #theempirestrikesback #returnofthejedi ruclips.net/video/CBzj16jr1NE/видео.htmlsi=lYuFOj1maxhzSAL4 ruclips.net/video/1Y_u1ekQysI/видео.htmlsi=XeBrEEck4S_GzCwv ruclips.net/video/7blHEhb9KfA/видео.htmlsi=8iCBuHUEtnVSiasm Check out the Star Wars s...
Did George Lucas REALLY LOVE The EU?
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From a certain point of view. #starwars #disney #lucasfilm #georgelucas #lukeskywalker #marajade #palpatine #expandeduniverse Check out the Star Wars sequels re-imagined and all the other content on my channel! Subscribe if you like the content! ScriptTrooper
Star Wars Skeleton Crew Breaks Lore and Other Problems
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Why do they twist Star Wars? #starwars #skeletoncrew #disney #lucasfilm Check out the Star Wars sequels re-imagined and all the other content on my channel! Subscribe if you like the content! ScriptTrooper
LUKE VS REY Debate Put To An End Part 3
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Visions and lightsabers. #starwars #disney #lucasfilm #lukeskywalker #rey #thelastjedi #theriseofskywalker #theforceawakens #anewhope #theempirestrikesback #returnofthejedi ruclips.net/video/CBzj16jr1NE/видео.htmlsi=lYuFOj1maxhzSAL4 ruclips.net/video/1Y_u1ekQysI/видео.htmlsi=XeBrEEck4S_GzCwv Check out the Star Wars sequels re-imagined and all the other content on my channel! Subscribe if you li...
Star Wars Attracting New 'Interesting' Fans
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What a difference a few years makes. #starwars #skeletoncrew #disney #lucasfilm #theacolyte Check out the Star Wars sequels re-imagined and all the other content on my channel! Subscribe if you like the content! ScriptTrooper
Sigourney Weaver Star Wars Role Revealed?
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Star Wars is saved! LOL #starwars #disney #lucasfilm #themandalorian #themandalorianandgrogu Check out the Star Wars sequels re-imagined and all the other content on my channel! Subscribe if you like the content! ScriptTrooper
Cal Kestis Live Action | Would It Work?
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Cal Kestis Live Action | Would It Work?
LUKE VS REY Debate Put To An End Part 2
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LUKE VS REY Debate Put To An End Part 2
Mandalorian And Grogu Movie Villain Revealed
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Mandalorian And Grogu Movie Villain Revealed
LUKE VS REY Debate Put To An End | Part 1
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LUKE VS REY Debate Put To An End | Part 1
Ahsoka Season 2 Major Rumour | Baylan Recast
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Ahsoka Season 2 Major Rumour | Baylan Recast
Kathleen Kennedy's Stewardship A Burning Pyre
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Kathleen Kennedy's Stewardship A Burning Pyre
Star Wars Skeleton Crew Episode 7 REVIEW!
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Star Wars Skeleton Crew Episode 7 REVIEW!
Dawn Of The Jedi Director Loathes Lore
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Dawn Of The Jedi Director Loathes Lore
Star Wars Theory's Weird Video | Blames Disney
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Star Wars Theory's Weird Video | Blames Disney
Leslye Headland Was Delusional About The Acolyte
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Leslye Headland Was Delusional About The Acolyte
Did Anakin Turn Too Quickly To The Dark Side?
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Did Anakin Turn Too Quickly To The Dark Side?
What If Vader Knew Leia Was His Daughter?
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What If Vader Knew Leia Was His Daughter?
When the Force wants something to happen, it calls to and guides people. I don't think the 'lightsaber' was calling to Rey, the force was. There was something about what Anakin's first lightsaber represented, that paralleled with Rey's path. Keep in mind that the only reason a person is a Force user or is Force capable, is because of the midi-chlorians. They are what channel the Force through the user. It is a common belief that the Force is a consciousness that can communicate with and even control the actions/thoughts of Force users. Ben Kenobi and Yoda talk about this. It is my belief that due to Rey being alone and without the guidance of a Jedi master, she was guided by the Force itself because the Force needed her to follow a particular path. This is similar to what happened to Anakin. His destiny was to bring balance to the Force. For me, something to rant about regarding light sabers, is how Disney turned them into plastic looking pool noodles.
Partially agree with ya. Given that Maz is "force sensitive" (potentially picking up on Rey's abilities), and knew that they were ultimately seeking to find Luke, it would've been easy enough to just have Maz say "hold on, I have something for you to give to Luke when you find him." and simply GIVE Rey the saber (which she ultimately ended up doing anyway). None of that "calling to her" bullshit was necessary. The flashbacks to the Training Temple could've been introduced elsewhere, or even left out completely as Ren and Luke BOTH explained it to her (from their certain points of view) in the second movie (which, granted, JJ didn't know exactly what was going to happen in that second movie). For the story to have any lightsaber duels at all (Ren's temper-tantrums don't count as duels), the writers had to introduce a second saber (other than Kilo Ren's), somewhere. Rey just randomly finding one laying around would be unlikely and she didn't have the skills to build one yet. What was the alternative? Kylo Ren had a spare on board his ship, gave it to her and said, "let's see what ya got, scavenger!"? Nah, at that point in the story, it had to be Luke's to justify giving it to her at all. It gave us a "pretty good" intro scene with Luke at the end when she presents it to him (even if the next movie fumbled the hand-off) AND gave her some initial street cred that she really was sent by Leia (remember, Luke didn't know the Falcon and Chewy were there yet, so this might be stretching a bit).
Disney turned a powerfull tool into a harry potter wand that "has a will" WTF? that saber was used for war crimes in the clone wars and has a terrible duel score (anakin lost and later luke lost)
The sequels aren't cannon
Disney Star Warz violates so much canon it isn't funny. Trust me. The saber thing isn't the weirdest part. The "sequel trilogy" is the fanfic of a person with too much power and too many paternal issues.
The biggest travesty Disney did to Lightsabers other than make them glowing baseball bats was turning the Kyber crystals into glorified mood rings. It was cooler when the materials used affected the color it produced. It also takes away from the intelligence of the sith growing their own red crystals.
Luke skywalker green and Obi Wan blue lightsabers are my favorites I miss the time when lightsabers were one slash killers.
Yeah, this guy just makes shit up. He might’ve caught a beating if he was showing up to school everyday in a J.J. Binks costume, and talking like the character, but I doubt it. He uses his channel to sell his lightsabers, and free plug his Darth Vader movie.
No such thing as a star wars victim. Go ahead, tell them you like star trek (even if you dont) and see how they react and then ask yourself "do victims act like that" 😂
I never understood why the space Chinese Grandma alien had the lightsaber
There are two directions a fantasy can go - hard or soft. LotR went extremely hard with dense lore a mile deep explaining every tiny nuance. Star Wars went extremely soft with incomprehensible and increasingly contradicting lore. Writers are lazy. If you don't have someone forcing them to do research they will just throw out nonsense and act indignant when you point out their work sucks.
If they wanted a female character to show people, they should have turned to the legends, they should have bought in Mara Jade now that's a character i wanted to see in a movie who is not a mary sue with zero story.
The Force is Female only
Kylo Ren comes off as an angry emo kid who listens to Green Day and is desperately trying to rebel against his parents, but no one really cares anyway.
I'm 40 and never had to hide the fact that I liked Star Wars. It was very popular in the 90s.
No that was just a saber a Jedi had. Anakin would regularly lose or end up destroying his saber.
I miss the EU were sabers were pretty simple. For instance there were two crystals in it. One was the focusing crystal and the other determined the saber color. You could use any gem or crystal like a diamond, ruby, or emerald. Oh one other thing about Anakin's saber, that wasn't even his original saber. Ep2 established that he constantly was losing or destroying his saber. Heck I bet there are probably several sabers of Anakin floating around.
Was this lightsaber randomly given to Anakin in the coliseum in Attack of the Clones?
Knowing Rey is a Palpatine really changes how the saber was probably calling out to her. "Hey, Palpatine! Come and get me you little b*tch! I kicked your ass before and I'll do it again!"
...and yes. I do know this wasn't the saber Luke used in RotJ. This was just funnier.
I'm the same age as Theory, and I was never quiet about loving Star Wars. I grew up in Alabama.
"Hmmm, I wonder what happened to that lightsaber...". The lightsaber fell down into the the Gas Giant. Luke built a new one. The End.
No offense, but no one ever bullied me over Star Wars ever. WTF?
As long as all roads lead back to the sequels, star wars is dead.
A great character wasted
The thing with the lightsaber was just Disney trying to give Rey the rub from two generations of Skywalkers, hoping that the audience's love for those two characters would transfer over to her. It's no different from a veteran wrestler with a storied career going out there and putting the up-and-comer over. Ultimately, it just shows how important it is to have a story that at the very least has a complete outline. George got away with this because he had several drafts to pull ideas from and ultimately got lucky more than a few times. He got lucky with the success of the first film, because Splinter of the Mind's Eye was the sequel until the blew up, and he got lucky that during drafting for Empire, he realized he could combine the characters of Darth Vader and Father Skywalker to create a compelling storyline that would not heavily contradict what had come before. That's something you can get away with a solo creator, not when the project is missing such a singular focus.
Agreed... Besides, didn't that saber and Luke's hand fall into a gas planet? That shit is long gone, and I think that was important to the story. The person Luke thought his father was did not exist anymore, and thus, the saber was lost as well, and it was time for Luke to forge his own saber if he were to become a Jedi.
I mean even in the EU the Saber ALONG with lukes hand was recivered by essentially a janitor in bespin and eventually the hand is used to make an evil luke clone called luuke and he uses the saber and when the clone is defeated lule then gives the saber to his future wife mara jade.
The only canon is by George Lucas , everybody is making their own canon
They accused the fans of being racist, but had no problem treating John Boyega's character of Finn like garbage. They deliberately made it look like he was going to be a jedi and the main hero of the sequels, only to have Rey swoop in and take it from him. They even shrunk him down on the Chinese poster, but you dont see anyone at Disney or LucasFilm complaining about that.
No. No. Disney, just...NO! Whatever lame reason they came up with for how the lightsaber survived the trash destruction on Bespin, it's just not true. It was destroyed. Point blank, done.
Sure but as a child of the '70s I always wanted to find that saber!
@@choostopher5018 I'm a child of the 70s. And still no.
Well it was obviously found by the Emperor, together with the hand, to make a clone of Luke who fell under sway of an insane jedi master and after their deaths it came back to Luke who then gifted it to his future wife.
@@Habu12 yeah fair
Everything about lightsabers in Disney Star Wars sucks. From the lightsaber effects to the fact that they don’t kill anymore, they all just suck.
Reva survived twice
Checkboxis armor.
Have you noticed that in the ST the characters turn on Anakin's lightsaber by pushing the round button near the top? Canonically that's not the on/off switch, it's actually lower down the handle. The "button" they push is an adjustment dial, and not a button at all. Even the Master Replicas lightsabers get that right. So much for JJ's "this will begin to make things right BS", he's not a knowledgeable fan as he makes out to be. I don't like all these changes around the crystal forming a bond to the user. When Anakin's lightsaber gets destroyed in AoTC is he more concerned about this thing he has a Force bond with or that Obi-wan will be angry at him for him loosing his lightsaber again? It's Obi-wan getting angry at him, if he had a bond with it I'm sure he would have been more upset at that. Lastly the bleeding stuff to make the crystals red is so dumb. In the Acolyte Osha turns the crystal red almost instantly after she turns yet Anakin's is still blue during the sacking of the Jedi temple, including the slaughter of the younglings, and his duel with Obi-wan. Disney's not even consistent in the application of their stupid crystal lore.
Yep yep yep that irritated the crap out of me they didn't even know where the activation switch was. For sure with Anakin in AoTC and later in the film where they are just handed spare sabers to use. Not that I consider The Clone Wars actual Star Wars but it was nice to see the Force being used in finding Kyber crystals for the younglings not as a binding to the force or anything pathetic but as a challenge for joining the Jedi order. I haven't watched any Di$ney Star Wars since The Last Jedi but I almost wouldn't mind people being able to influence kyber crystals (and the like) with the Force but it would need to be something that was intentional as it could show using the Force to change the real world and probably best left to the EU and tabletop roleplaying games.
You forgot Disney really don't give a crap about lore
@@Deuteromis i guess this what you get when a corporation buys a piece of modern mythology and then considers it an IP….. failure.
Wait till you get to those stupid mood ring kyber crystals in Disney Star Wars.
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Im glad i quit following StarWars. This whole thing sounds messy
@@GeorgeDroyd1998 It's a dead ship.
I don't ever remember being bullied for Starwars. More because I was the easy target being the short kid from the Styx with good grades. I didn't have all the stuff the other kids had so movies like Starwars on VHS was all we had. So I really loved the films I would watch with the family in the living room, especially with my father because that's how we would bond. What I got bullied for was not knowing all the trends all the other kiddos were in on, all the hand held video games and new movies and game consoles. Of course I wasn't hyperfixated on the films like some people probably were. There were always the kids who that was all their life. Like some were super into trading card games and whatever. In fact not being "in on the trend" was probably what got me smacked around. One of my biggest bullies back in those days would make fun of me for not knowing this or that whether it was video games or something silly like an obscure fact. But I knocked him down in the lunch room in front of everyone, probably embarrassed the crud out of the guy. After that we became good friends. Bless him he's in the armed forces now, but he actually enjoyed the same stuff I did. My point is, bullying is a complicated thing, as an adult I can look at those situations now and understand why someone might do the things they do. Playing the victim is not the same as being a victim. I was a victim of hazing and bullying, getting beat on, pushed to the ground, smacked and punched. But the difference is, you can't let it define you forever, you can't let it be your whole deal, because you can always be the guy who makes that difference like I did in my own bully's life. Give them a taste of their own medicine, like what you like, give no shits but take it. And I'll never forget what he said to me, "You took the wind out of my sails and made me rethink what I was doing to people because it hadn't happened to me." Anyway, I won't deny that people got beaten on and kicked and just got plain dogged on. I definitely don't think it was because of a popular movie series, more than likely it was the obsessiveness that making one's identity about something like that brings. A bully is going to look for any weakness they can exploit and turn it against you. You have to turn your weakness into a strength.
OY VEY IT'S ANUDDA SHOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OY GEVALT!
11:25 - As I said before - cancer. He had cancer. A Galaxy Far Far Away was his way of escaping his ordeal. I think you should watch the video where he talks about Jacob's claims of Jake being bullied.
8:20 - I believe he said he had cancer as a kid so was shaved bald. So it's more likely the kids were teasing or bullying him for looking that way and for Star Wars itself. He was in and out of hospital for chemo so would have looked sickly and felt awful. Poor kid obviously. But yeah, I wonder just how much was to do with the IP and just a by-product of his ailment.
... for reference - I believe SWT talked about this in his Jake video in response to Jacob's blatant lies.
Hi fellow trooper i enjoyng watching your videos but i absoulety dont respect Disney and their bullshits even hear about it made me furious, can u do more EU content instead, that last video about mara was great, yk everybody loves EU lets have more EU and let disney pay for it
Disney: our characters suck! Also Disney: personify the props!
It would've made more sense if Han or Leia had the lightsaber. It would be weird, but they would have a reason to maybe have it.
Honestly, yeah, it could be a keepsake of sorts for Leia to have.
Hell, Lando could have returned it to them.
@@betterlatethannever4529 THIS💯
@betterlatethannever4529 you could even argue that Kylo Ren should've had it because it's his own grandfather. From Lando to Leia, to Ben Solo. But for some reason, a random alien on a backwater planet had it.
@ would have been interesting if Luke gave it to him when he reached that point in his training.
I don't mind sabers having their own consciousness, what does anger me is how neutered they are by having characters survive direct impalement.
A blade of Plasma several times as hot as the sun held together in an envelope of concentrated Guided Phased Particle beam arrays, delivering so much energy that a scratch or Glancing blow was able to sever limbs and rip people in half while a Direct hit could literally turn people into Ash in the original trilogy and the Books. And now a lightsaber is at best a fancy colored sword and at worst a Spray painted baseball bat.
Luke Green Lightsabre in ROTJ is still my fav.
It should have still had Luke's hand gripping it and she brings the lightsaber and the mummified hand back to Luke. Bet he wouldn't have thrown that away.
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The Lightsaber chooses the Jedi Mrs. Palpatine
Down with Disney!!!
Fumbled seems an apropos for how much little sense the Sequels had made up at this point. People like to talk about the Prequels have fumbled the ball, but at least the Prequels didn’t artificially amp up the protagonist on the skill level and deflate the tension with the favoritism of said main character real fast. Plus, Andor is just too grounded to know how it would turn out, and yet people are sucked into the whole "relatable" parts of it for some reason.
ah the skywalker saber AKA the youngling slayer 5000
I have been a fan since the first week of June 1977. This is a generational issue. Millennials have to be the weakest on the planet.
I generally like Theory and think he gets more shit than he deserves, but this is a bir much from him. He would've likely be picked on by those A-holes regardless -- they'd probably find something else to make fun of. Bullies are like vultures, they'll find anything to pick on -- no matter how mundane it may seem.
Script, normally I would agree with most of your videos, 90 to 95% of the time. But on this one, man you are SO off base. I dont know what it was like in the USA back in the 90s and 00s, but where I lived, if you didnt like EVERYTHING that everyone else liked or was considered normal/mainstream, you were a viable target, especially during the 70s and 80s, or more specifically, during the late 70s (when Star Wars first come out) and early to mid 80s for the second two movies. I was 6yo when New Hope released here, and I was a fanatic over this movie, and had been, past tense, right up until I actually got to see, Force Awakens. I will even admit, up until Di$neys shit was excreted, I was NOT a fan of the prequel trilogy, but compared to what Di$ney shat out, they are now Shakespearean by comparison, so yes, I admit I am a convert for those movies now. But as a kid, growing up in the sticks, being a Star Wars fan meant ostracization, harassment and bullying and every so often, a beat down. Was I the type of kid that was considered weak by my peers? Probably, I didnt bother to ask at the time. But this continued right up through into High School, until the day I stood up for myself and nearly killed a kid. After that, I was left alone. What I am trying to say, is, unless you were there, and unless you had experienced it, you dont have shit to say about it. I was so much a fan of Star Wars I named my daughter after a Star Wars character. My wife is/was a Star Wars fan, ironically, its how we met. My daughter was such a HUGE fan of Darth Vader, she would dress up as him on school days where they could wear a costume to school, ONLY to be harassed by the boys that would tell her Star Wars wasnt for girls. She was about 6yo at the time as well. She never got beat up as far as I was aware, but she was definitely teased and harassed, and THIS was in the year 2014 or there abouts. Our family are still Fans of Lucas Star Wars, and we liked Mando seasons 1 &2, enjoyed Andor and we even liked Skeleton Crew for what it was and worth, but overall the rest of Di$ney/Lucasfilth, well lets just say if their offices burnt down and all the digital copies of their movies, and the entire production staff were trapped and couldnt get out, honestly, nothing of value would be lost. They have systematically ruined this IP, stomped on Lucas' name and harassed and bullied the REAL fans of Star Wars for BEING FANS OF STAR WARS, the only difference NOW is, its the makers of Star Wars, and not so much (to my knowledge), the school yard bullies. I am NOT claiming victimhood here, just trying to explain this shit DID happen, and is still happening today, its just the bullying and harassment has changed but it is STILL bullying and harassment.
If someone makes a public post then it's fair game. I don't believe anyone bullied a kid for liking Star Wars especially during the time he grew up. If some kid say, beat up a kid because he was a little nerd wearing a SW shirt that's just an identifier. No one 'bled for the fandom', that's some weird narcissistic stuff right there.
@@scripttrooper I guess we will have to agree to disagree then. As I said, I would normally agree with a lot of your takes, but I cant on this one. Anywho, keep the vids coming.
I only bully JarJar Binks fans.😊
Jar Jar 4 Life !!!