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I'm telling my children this was Primus.

12 years later, this still slaps.

I'm a trained musician and tonight, I listed to Yoko Ono, Wozzek, now this. I'm a real masochist!🤣😭

who made this?

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those "individuals".

Hope u never delete this 'cause I'll forever come back here!

just revisited this after remembering it existed. my 8th grade science teacher showed my class this and he would play it as a joke whenever we weren't listening to get us in gear 😂 at our 8th grade graduation dance he got the DJ to play half of it! 🤣 we were all jokingly screaming and covering our ears, it was great, fun school memories ❤ this was early 2010s.

Was he drunk lol?

Being two minutes in, clicking the progress bar and seeing SEVEN MINUTES was a great moment of exasperation for me

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I will never stop coming back and listening to this

Only lasted 2min 20sec. My ears to this song, that is

I want to see this guy use this song on American Idol. It would be worth the popcorn to see the response afterwords.

bro did not cook at all with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥

heard this 11 years ago when i was young, hearing it agian... i kinda like it

I couldn't remember the song title, but I did remember the "she wants to be free from me" line and I found it.

I want to be free from him as well.

SHEEEEEEE WANTS TO BEEEEE FREEEEEE FROMMMM MEEEE

This guy's voice causes earthquakes

My husband of two days showed me this song. I am deeply disturbed and slightly horrified. But dare I say, its kind of a banger. Just the sheer disorganized jumble of time signatures, random hypnotizing clashes of cymbals, and the disfiguring tone deafness of his voice left me speechless. I definitely made the right choice in marrying my husband. 🤣

❤

This needs more views, it is a classic

where's the goddamn juice

"The Room" of songs

I could see this as a James Bond film theme.

This song was in my nightmare...

If The Room could manifest itself into a song…

And that man was Machine Gun Kelly.

If Kamala Harris had a theme song

😢 *sniff* Wow. This is absolutely magnificent. Truly one of the most inspiring and groundbreaking musical tracks of all time...

Damn this hits so hard that i have to avoid my green hedgehog friend in a egg shaped hovercraft for 1 minute and 47 seconds straight

experimental jazz grunge at its best

my brother the bass player...that was a looong time ago but a blast from the past

I first ran across this 5 or 6 years ago and keep coming back to listen again and again. I don't know why.

I deserve to have heard this because I searched for it. Still though, I feel like violence of some sort has been afflicted upon my person.

Just spot on, awesome man!!!

stupid😄

Fantastic!

Hi Mike, will I see you on July1rst in germany? Looking forward to this.

Classic DJO.

Sounds like a Bad News outtake

There's a RUclips channel call Shonky Brothers who made a better song with his fart than this guy did with his voice.

This is art.

Wind Him, I mean, Signed Him Up!

Isnt it wierd that the chorus perfectly sums up the scene from The Room, where Tommy Wisau destroys all his furnature!

Still a better love story than twilight.

Awesome

I discovered this song 10 years ago and still come back to it whenever I need a laug- sry typo I meant a serious banger of a track 🤟🏾

At this point, If I were him, I'd be trying to get some of that RUclips money from this un ironically bad song

Can I have an update of his career? Where do I buy his albums????