Me, an arrogant pup, seeing pictures and memes of the Astarion thirst before playing the game: "He's pretty, but he's just not my type." Me after playing the game: "He is the hottest being I have ever witnessed with my own two eyeballs."
Astarion is the ULTIMATE ASMR boyfriend period. 1:33 for research purposes. Neil did not have to go this hard. it's been almost a year and i have heard these lines hundreds of times, but my ass still smirks and giggles like i haven't ever expierenced this haha.
I'd consider Ascended Astarion lines flirty if they were consensual bedroom roleplay, but this is how he views Tav as a person. And he gets MEAN if you challenge him in any way. Imagine coping with that from your partner for a literal eternity.
I like some of his Ascended lines removed from the context of him being Ascended. When in their context, I am deeply uncomfortable xD I like the idea of Spawn Astarion like, roleplaying being a problematic vampire lord, but I just can't personally stomach AA. No hate to people that do, though!
Isn’t it disconcerting that one can spend so much dialogue and effort on helping him be better, but none of his dialogue or effort is spent on helping you be better?
Yeah I feel both envious and bad for those who had to work on this audio. Envy because like, obviously, but also bad because can't imagine anyone walking in on them working, or them facing Neil after he gave this performance. Can definitely feel like a few had a hard time with eye contact afterwards and red faces. I sure would've 😂
Astarion could, in a single kiss, singlehandedly cure my all my ailments, chronic and debilitating diseases, mental illnesses, make my hair thicker, give me perfect 20/20 vision, pay off my dog's surgery bills, get me a house in Oregon (USA), give us universal healthcare/vision/dental/mental, make my skin glow, my toes curl and make me even more obsessed with him than i already am.
When I first Ascended him and he said, "I can't wait to taste your lips after you've tasted me." I literally put my hand over my chest. 🥴
I want to cuddle!
Ugh. That's not Astarion. It's that thing wearing his face.
Oh my God when does he say that first line!?
Me, an arrogant pup, seeing pictures and memes of the Astarion thirst before playing the game: "He's pretty, but he's just not my type." Me after playing the game: "He is the hottest being I have ever witnessed with my own two eyeballs."
OKAY, I WAS NOT READY FOR HIM TO SAY 'ON YOUR KNEES.'
This hits different with headphones, holy shit...
3:33 immediate erection
Astarion is the ULTIMATE ASMR boyfriend period. 1:33 for research purposes. Neil did not have to go this hard. it's been almost a year and i have heard these lines hundreds of times, but my ass still smirks and giggles like i haven't ever expierenced this haha.
I'd consider Ascended Astarion lines flirty if they were consensual bedroom roleplay, but this is how he views Tav as a person. And he gets MEAN if you challenge him in any way. Imagine coping with that from your partner for a literal eternity.
I NEED I WOULD BEG
1:28 I...
1:29
The gasping breathlessness, and odd pauses, when he speaks. Was the actor told to do a Dr. Frank N Furter (Rocky Horror) impersonation? 😂
Can we also talk about the customization of the protagonist? So gorgeous
I AM SO IN LOVE WITH HIM
Astarion is the reason I know I’m gay
☠️☠️☠️ I'm letting him ascend.
2:02 that is one of my favorite Astarion outfits when i watch clips
What is the long braided hairstyle at 3:22 and 5:54? It’s so gorgeous and I want my Tav to have it too!
I like some of his Ascended lines removed from the context of him being Ascended. When in their context, I am deeply uncomfortable xD I like the idea of Spawn Astarion like, roleplaying being a problematic vampire lord, but I just can't personally stomach AA. No hate to people that do, though!
Me: *a full grown adult engaged* “why am I giggling”
"You're going to sit nicely in my lap, perhaps naked" 🥵🥵 jesus christ
I shouldn’t be listening to this when I’ll be getting Neil’s autograph in a few hours, this will be all I think about
Gods I’m such a big simp for this man 😫😫😫
My god they made the goblin king into a side character you can romance........ My 80's girl fantasies can be realized
"To be mine.. forever." ASMR SHIVERS GOOD GOD 🫠🥰🫠
1:41 The delivery of this line is so good. 🥴
Not my face being beet red for 8 minutes straight-
I've now pinned it down, AA gives me serious Naavlan vibes from Dark Souls lol
Can you please tell what mod changes the characters cloths?
1:30 - 1:37...C'mon Neil, I'm still too young to die💀
"So it's like drugs?" "Oh, it's way better than drugs, Jeremy."
I don't think I've ever been so thoroughly called out in my entire life.
2:41 .... ignore this...
As much as I like being “wonderfully obedient” 😳 I’ll always keep him unascended.
When he's being flirty while covered in blood...
whooooooof you are onto something
I srsly need to figure out where to buy this game and what consoles it's on BC like this man has me kicking my feet and giggling already🤭😭
It's available on everything except the Switch, basically.
Хз, вроде везде. Я на PC играю.
i haven't even played this game yet but I am in LOVE
i spent so long thinking i was lesbian but GYATTTT DAYUMMM if women are not missing out bc MEN DON'T TALK TO US LIKE THIS
NEIL IS FEEDING US THE VERY BEST🥵🥵
Isn’t it disconcerting that one can spend so much dialogue and effort on helping him be better, but none of his dialogue or effort is spent on helping you be better?
1:58 "I hoped you would come..." 😏
Just now realizing how much he moans i
0:43 I CANT GET OVER HOW ADORABLE HE IS THE WAY HE MOVES it’s so bashful like “heeheeheehee I have the greatest partner 😍🥰”
Yeah I feel both envious and bad for those who had to work on this audio. Envy because like, obviously, but also bad because can't imagine anyone walking in on them working, or them facing Neil after he gave this performance. Can definitely feel like a few had a hard time with eye contact afterwards and red faces. I sure would've 😂
It's even funnier when you learn that Neil had to redo a lot of these lines for being "too horny"
@sapphire26 it makes me think, if those are the less horny, how do the horny ones sound like? 😅
@@sapphire26You’re kidding…right?
@ChiakiNanami736 isn't there a picture of the dev note directions on some of his lines saying [slightly horny] (ONLY SLIGHTLY NEIL!) 😂
@@Incoherent-excitement I’ve never seen the dev notes with my own eyes, just read about them in comments on this site.
I'm a blushing mess now😭 listening to this with headphones 😳
Same here! Astarion could read a telephone book & I would still be enthralled by him. 😋🤭
Don't lie: We all want an Astarion in our lives
-want- _need._
i dont want *an* Asterion in my life, i need *the* Asterion in my life!
If only he was real he would have soo many lovers he would prolly never get bored lol
Holy shit, I get that ascended Astarion is evil and shit, but damn did some of his lines kill me, then revive me, then make my whole body shake.
man, i wish men were real 😕💔
Me too damn it
*sigh* same
Astarion could, in a single kiss, singlehandedly cure my all my ailments, chronic and debilitating diseases, mental illnesses, make my hair thicker, give me perfect 20/20 vision, pay off my dog's surgery bills, get me a house in Oregon (USA), give us universal healthcare/vision/dental/mental, make my skin glow, my toes curl and make me even more obsessed with him than i already am.
wdym? A single glance is enough