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She has a really cool design. She kind of looks like a female version of Guts.

Something is very wrong with this man. He thinks this was a mistake.

"But you've made a little mistake. You made me feel like i'm still wanted." Me: *I mistake that i am very willing to make.*

now i aint sayin she a gold digger...

"Gaming" and "Office work" gave him strong forearms....right... 😂

Poor kesh the landlord is such a bitch.

I'm sorry but the only people I'd let do that are General Esdeath and Kyouka Uzen because reasons.

By the way she came back in 3 days with the cure. Then they got married, and the dude banged her real good long D style, she couldn't get out of bed that night. So she definitely got pregnant with triplets and now they have nice big family. 🎉

0:18 😏🤭 0:33 well so that he can (s)lay 😊

You'll always keep me in what?

Yeah... Not the best choice in music.

I wish i could meet someone like her

it's like that chinese box fan I've kept running on max 24/7 365 since I was 9

"we're of mariageable age" okay but she's German, so that says nothing 💀

Hahahah it so nice I’m gonna go kiss my shotgun barrel

"Let's fall to pieces togetheeerrrr~!!!!!!!" 🎼🎶🎵😭

On one hand, easy solution to filling a mansion, other hand, mansion will be overfilled very quickly

I’m confused, where’s the mistake?

Mommy

Mistake my ass, sounds like a path to Paradiso has opened!

yes, but imagine fighting a pack of wolves when you’re like 100 and have cancer cause your only source of protection left you withering in an open field

0:29 One Piece

Bro the music doesn't fit the vibe at all.

If im going out im going out swinging better to die standing on your feet than to live groveling to somebody else

Pero que bonito ☺

"The first badger lord forming the long patrol, circa 1145"

How could you possibly make a character look that fluffy

0:29 THE ONE PIECE

A couple days later: We are whering her robes while she is on a leash, telling us all of her secrets, turns out she is a follwer of Slaanesh. We become a full fledged Inquisitor and serve the Emperor well, until he gets off the golden throne.

shawtie built like mewtwo 😭😭🙏

Gooner artstyle

IK THIS WOULD BE SAD, NOW IM CRYING LIKE THE LIL FEMBOY I AM!!! I NEED A MOTHERLY WOMAN LIKE THAT!

That is the most romantic thing I have ever heard

I met my GF last april when I started having back issues due to lumbar herniated discs, I was feeling hopeless and half of a man, I went under surgery on june and recovery has been...punishing so far. Now I'm having neck issues that doctors can't pin point the source and sight and jaw issues, but she hasn't left me any moment alone. She has been a real soldier helping me out and encouraging me through this. I kinda felt this since she said the same thing to me "let's be broken together". Yeah, I need to marry her soon lmao

type shit that only transgirls will look at and go "yeah i will be that" or maybe im just too fucking jaded idk

I will face even the devil himself, just to never see that face cry again

You know, this is the type of people that... ugh I'm not enough.

0:02 the guy must have fun showering his girlfriend...

27 years later: "RISE, MY GLORIOUS BUNNY ARMY... RISE, MY GLORIOUS SONS OF TOO MANY ACCIDENTS"

Too bad no modern women act like this.

*Hugs*

I’m waiting for someone like that to step into my life

We must crusade to protect her ready your swords and dawn your holy armor we ride at dawn

THE ONE PEICE!!! THE ONE PEICE IS REAL!!!!!!!!

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maam. i will.

Where some may see "damage" i see stories of your life I see all the things that have helped lead you into my life and for that i could never find them disgusting or unseemly... For you are my light in a life that was nothing but darkness you are a calm spot in a never ending storm.

Ok, one second, she is absolutelly gorgeous, why does she think she isn't?

Wouldn’t the job market be better after a plague? Just saying fewer workers tip the balance of power in the workers’ favor.

That's right!, no diying witought a fight!