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So much cringe on so many levels. I think i just got ptsd from this.

The Riverdale version of popular musicals are literal war crime

I watched like the first 3 seasons. And then it just became shit 😭 only watched it for jughead

I’m a riverdale content creator no I’m not famous at all lol but I’m making a video about this. Please insult me and the show give me your absolute honest opinions and if you comment who I will be in my video please don’t hold back. Thanks 🥰

im gonna say it.... illegal heathers was better. (especially Candy Store)

This is my 13th reason why

0:36 because ur on Riverdale

the only ppl that can sing on riverdale are lili and casey its just that casey has a more broadway voice so IT DOESNT FIT IN A SHOW.

LMFAO! Your cations feed my soul an enhance this train wreck.

I know it’s five years later but I’m sorry that sway choreography lives in my head rent free to this day.

I watched it just an hour ago, i can asure that audiovisual nightmare made me curl and cry.

AUTOTUNE C, AUTOTUNE M, AUTOTUNE D IM FUCKING GONE, DEAD DECEASED 💀💀💀

The end audio 💀💀💀

1:03 WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE ITS AN AI VOICE-

I don’t watch riverdale but these vids having me laughing too hard. Lmao 😂 “ you’re gonna die at 3pm”. 1:00

Riverdale candy store is kids pop

I TRIED TO ERASE THIS FROM MY MEMORIES- WHY DID IT SHOW UP IN MY FYP LMAO

I know they had to change a lot of lyrics to make it children friendly, but doorknob? Really? I can't imagine one single thing stopping them from simply saying "loser" again 😭

Okay first- *why* did they half-ass a musical??? The lack of choreography when musicals are defined by over the top and exaggerated set pieces and staging is criminal. People should be flipping over tables, that party should have had holes in the walls, if you wanted to fight during Candy Store then shove a bitch off the stage, etc. Second- Why the censoring????? How is “dirty dancing with the football team” better than “in my porche with the quarterback”? In what universe is calling someone a loser so bad you need to change it to “doorknob”? And why, for the love of god, did you choose a musical based on belts and riffs when the actors can’t get to the high notes.

U jUsT gOtTa PrOvEs Ur NoT a StUpId DoOrKnOb IcE cReAm LoSeR aNyMoRe-

THEY DID LIFEBOAT TOO OH MY GOD I'M GONNA TURN INTO JD AND BLOW THEM UP HOW DARE THEY DISRESPECT MY GIRL

Not gonna lie I thought it sounded good but it was definitely awkward. But I really do think Seventeen was done pretty decently.

The fact that Casey Cott is related to Corey Cott (Broadway star) and they still decided to do this 😭

they disrespected ALL of the songs from the musical especially candy store and big fun.. i hate this episode so much it's insane.

I just think Riverdale is just bad period. Lol

I just feel sorry for the cast tbh 😬

I like how in the first clip everyone just looks bored doing their choreography

I’d never hear the original musical before I watched this episode and I thought the episode wasn’t too bad but now that I’ve listened to the original a thousand times I realize how atrocious this is, especially with all the censoring

Watching this after watching Heathers feels like a cardinal sin.

THE FUCKING 6TH GRADE SINGIN GROUP AT MY SCHOOL SOUNDS BETTER THAN THEM.

The only song I hear from this episode is seventeen, I like it a lot, more in acapella, I even prefer it a little over the one from the musical, but the rest of the songs in the episode are horrible, I had erased them from my memory

Why did the people singing Beautiful sound like they were in a voiceover 😭😭😭

The cheography isn't synced, so are some of the songs, some notes are just wrong, sometimes they aren't singing when they are supposed to be, and to top it off, the HORRID autotune. WHAT HAPPNED TO THIS EPISODE?!

Kids bop heathers

1:01 “you’re gonna die at 3pmh.” Omg what wa s that-

The lifeboat change is actually good

They couldn't HARMONIZE, FOR T W O SECONDS

Well the one who played Kevin did actually do musical theatre.

This is kind of stupid the actual music is way better (EVEN HIGH SCHOOLERS DID IT BETTER)

doorknob?? ice cream?? let's make ME beautiful?? you heard the boss?? WHAT?

Cole fr looked like he didn’t wanna be there. His voice says everything 💀

my 13th reason ❤

Wtf

Man these poor actors thought they'd never have to sing in this show and now they're getting bullied cuz Riverdale decided to make them sing songs that clearly aren't for them

this is gonna give me cancer 0:31

I pray I pray I pray God stop this show

THEY LACK SO MUCH EMOTION IN THEIR VOICES I COULD SING IN THEIR VOICES TO MY CHILDREN AND THEY WOULD THINK IT'S A FUCKING LULLABY???

They are tone deaf, they lack emotion, they have weird choreo, robots can sing better

If I was a part of this show I would be ASHAMED

Autotune: The Musicial