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The furry barge was the best part of this bit.

It took me forever to realize Plague was making a boat horn noise and thought it was just some code noise that only furries know

I know she isn't Disney (and this video came out way before most of the sequels), but Kairi is the worst Princess. In KH1 she's alright, but the sequels keep trying to add more significance to her they aren't truly willing to give. She's still a princess of heart in KH3 even though the others inexplicably gave away their powers. She's a Keyblade wielder: but she still ends up being a damsel in distress, which angered fans so bad the DLC stuck in a scene of her ATTEMPTING to be useful. She sleeps in a chair for year searching (seriously, she's not even in a cryo pod) for Sora and learns almost nothing. The Fairy Godmother has to point out what she and Riku (who also learns nothing) have to do next.

2:28 just like real women.

Missed opportunity, he should have said UWUUUGA

Finally remembered to Like this video, which saves me from having to find it again every week.

This is great. 😂

It says alot about Pat that he wasn't insulted so much as extremely curious what this insult scenario was.

Disney Princess: Be Protagonist Have Tiddies Sick-Ass Outfit Change Not all of them have dead Moms. A fair number of male protagonists have a dead parent(s) but have no tiddies. Mulan gets some dope armor and meets the other two requirements. Snow White does not get a new outfit and is questionably a protagonist, therefore not a princess despite being a princess.

That "durrrrr" at the end is the cherry on top of everything xD

I didnt knew Aurora had a name at first so I just called her Beauty. Sleeping Beauty.

Let's be real, Ariel could have gotten that D without needing legs from Ursula. There where at least two scenes (examining junk with Scuttle and peeping on Eric and his crew when his ship passes) where Ariel was breathing air and talking just fine above the water.

Love the ending

WOO WO-

Nice! Very creative and congratulations

hit me with your car no thanks

Underratedddd!!!

Ariel might live in the water. but she is the THIRSTIEST PRINCESS.

Hit me with your car~

This is so expressive, I love it.

Meh

I love that Pat is apparently a ghost, because he's see through XD

That was really awesome lol! I can tell you put a lot of effort into it! I hope you become big someday!

Let’s get real they’re all sluts since they all want the dick by the end of their movies

if we’re REALLY gonna get technical, only Snow White, Jasmine, Rapunzel, Aurora, Merida, Anna and Ariel are princesses (of royal birth). Kida and Elsa are queens. everyone else is a political figure’s kid (Pocahontas), a military brat (Mulan), married into royalty (99% of the rest) or are just thrown in the mix because they’re female protagonists (Esmeralda? Megara? the fuck y’all doing here?)

What about Rapunzel?! At least she fought for what she wanted and was willing to resist Gothel’s abusive control to live her dream.

Wasn't Mulan just from a good family? Like nobility or something? I've never thought of her as a princess.

Ariel's dad doesn't die! He's the only one in that movie that has character growth (and it makes no fucking sense because he was right all along but whatever) He makes that huge rainbow at the end of the movie, which we all know is the universal sign for "I condone you banging my daughter."

my only thought is: 'Wait, they played kingdom hearts?'

"BOY I'D LIKE SOME DICK" It's so smooth I can't take it!! XD

Boy, I'd like some dick...

Pat's rant is probably the best part.

Jasmine is obviously the best princess. If you think otherwise you are wrong.

Kylo Ren is worst Disney Princess

Mulan is cool. she's killed dudes

I want Pat to just do an hour talking about Disney anything.

Mira is the best Princess. 2nd to Buzz Lightyear and Disney produced cartoon. She's military bruh!

Look were all forgetting the hottest princess and thats Kida from Atlantis THAT SWIM SCENE!

I haven't watched anything related to Disney in a decade but yea id agree that Mulan and Jastine are pretty cool Yes Jasmine is a princess but she still goes on adventure and is a strong woman The others are stereotypical princess shenanigans, either they are dumb as fuck or spoiled as hell, Its like up to a certain point they were making woman all victims or stereotypical just tools for plot, and then decided "Ohh hey, lets start making strong independent woman with actual character"

Mfw no one mentions Tiana, the girl that goes from being a poor waitress to a full blown princess with in the span of 2 days.

Is Pat saying the little mermaid is batman? ("All she does enpowers her villain")

Jasmin and Mulan are awesome, I also like Maid Marion

the little mermaid's father didnt die he just got temporarily changed into detritus and then got changed back 5 min. later

I like how their everyone but Pat's favorite Disney princess is not even a princess at all. Mulan is the daughter of a former soldier and Shang is just from a military family Belle is the daughter of an inventor or some shit. and Esmeralda is definitely not a princess.

I loved how after this, Pat's parents got super mad at him.

Belle is just a classic case of Stockholm Syndrome. She empathizes with her captor in order to cope with her own helplessness and fear, convincing herself he's not so bad because the alternative is too much to deal with. In the end, she's just another completely submissive woman coerced into falling "in love"

Remember kids, if you have a vagina and you're in a Disney movie you've probably already been kidnapped.

"The Little Pat"

Seven vagánias... maybe more... Imagine...

This is great : D