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Welcome back little Hitler hypothetical

Ok hypothetically you eat a jar of sand now what do you do?

my graham crackers paused

Immediately: what if you help the dude and that makes him no longer want to kill you

WTF I just realized that the first clip was UrbanSpook's inspiration.... Ew.

Lyle dropping some Animorphs lore only to be ignored by Zach. Sigh

Chris is just bad at hypotheticals. Guys, sense of moral dilemmas is way to outlandish.

If this were to actually happen, your only reasonably option would be to take him to a hospital at that point, because you have no way of knowing if someone saw you take him or if you were caught on camera at the gas station. Because even if he wanted to kill you, he's defenseless and no longer a threat in the moment, which means you can't legally kill him, and you don't know if his disappearance will be traced to you because you kidnapped him.

The conversation taking place on top of Forspoken makes this literally infinitely better

This is just the show Devs lmao

This is just like that movie “What’s Eating Gilbert”

11:22 is it weird that it took me until now to think “the fuck game is this?”

minute in and im already gone "you drive through the woods" "would you leave him in the forest"

1:47

This is the worst, unfunny thing OneyPlays has ever produced.

One of the funniest parts is you don't even know if this person is the same person who wants to kill you. I'm sure the computer gives you a picture of what he looks like, but what if this person just looks like him.

I'll try to actually answer the question that I think Chris was trying to ask: The main idea of the scenario appears to be that your actions would normally be considered immoral (killing a random person for seemingly no reason) but there is some piece of information you have access to which could justify your actions. (The knowledge that said stranger would definitely kill you if they saw you). The issues come in when your action alters the outcome of the scenario. Zach offered the idea of saving your potential murderer because once they've become unconscious, they're drowning. Your action would cause them to be saved, which we would normally consider to be good. However, our extra bit of info completely changes the context. If Chris's idea of your actions CAUSING the murderer's death is the scenario, then what would normally be considered an evil action could become justifiable with the extra information. The main idea that Chris was trying to express is that contextual information can completely change the expected outcome of a situation and could force you to approach a seemingly simple situation completely differently.

What garbage game are they playing lol

If i had a nickle for every time Chris proposed a morality-based hypothetical that ended up devolving into madness because he structured it poorly, and he then came back in another episode and devolved *that* into madness with a revised framing of the hypothetical, purely because he didn't get the answers he wanted because Chris is really bad at starting a hypothetical from an assumption or desired outcome and working backwards from there, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice, right?

13:50 Corey mentioning that disgusting whale woman from tiktok really took me back. I'd completely forgotten about her

HAWK TUAH

How about the hypothetical is simplified to the supercomputer (that you have absolute trust in) presents you with the names and live feed of all the people who intend/want to kill you, then it presents you with a big red button that if pressed will kill them all. Since it's a supercomputer, it sends a T-1000 Terminator after them. Do you press the button? If you want it harder, the people who show up on the feed aren't people who want to kill you but are just people that the supercomputer has algorithmically determined have extremely high likelihoods (lets say above 90% chance) of killing you. For example, it found people who live in your area that often drive blind drunk around the time you go for a walk.

"youve turned yourself into a faggot" bro same

I both love it and hate it when Zach does this. It makes for the funniest shit, but sometimes Zach will just repeat the funny voices Chris does without really adding anything

The "hypotheticals" are the best XD These lads invented brain rot I swear.

16:56

this is the kind of bullshit they discuss in ethics class

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is like a Norm Macdonald joke that takes like half an hour to get to the punchline

I love that Chris continues to come up with legit moral debates but the way he goes about setting them up is so needlessly complicated and he gets so defensive of every detail that the core question is immediately lost every single time

I fucking hate people that get offended by the word faggot, I'm literally gay and have a boyfriend and I call him a faggot almost daily and he does the same to me it means literally nothing to a vast majority of gay people, it's always easily offended virtue signalling losers that get upset about it

Babe the 3 witches bit is the funniest moment on oneyplays for me ngl 😭

3:05

2:27 for Cory deflating

the problem is really that Chris 'made' the hypothetical railroaded, you've already kidnapped a random person and injured them, most people would've probably left him there or something else instead of kidnapping him

I appreciate the chapters being labeled

I think the only alternative is to talk and try to convince him to not kill you, or ask why he wants to kill you and then kill him

I just realized one of the witches from the iconic three witches bit is the landlord from smiling friends. Someone get this witch some weed, and diet soda!

The overly verbose murder scenario vs the mouse hypothetical

wow that's nuts.. thanks for letting us know.

This is literally just the crazy 8 episode in breaking bad

The entire time, all of this nonsense is happening, Lyle over here literally climbing 90-degree cliffs just to show off how broken the game is.

"Literally anybody but you dude" in that sort of surfer cadence at 6:58 still makes me cackle to this day

Irish Hypotheticals

I'd make him 3 inches tall, clone him, and put one in a little jar to shake around

just no. Like so apparently i've already kidnapped the guy who I would know would want me dead because of the supercomputer. Even though if I seen the guy that wanted me dead, I would've just slipped away.

0:54 I like that this implies that a biker jacket is indestructible and would hold up for a 5 mile slide

*Cory does his horrible Sonic impression* *Zach replicates his awful impression perfectly* Cory: yOu SoUnD lIkE cHrIs ChAn He literally heard how bad his impression is and didn't realize it's the exact voice HE was doing. Why does his Sonic impression sound like a hick?!

I think this hypothetical would have been great if he had just stopped immediately after the guy slipping in his own piss

my solution is to remove the killers hippocampus and amygdala so they wont remember the interaction and wont be mad