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My Cubicle
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Even MORE fun with firecrackers
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What happens when you put a small stick of dynamite in an UPSIDE DOWN trash can??
Fun with Firecrackers
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What happens when you put a small stick of dynamite in a trash can?
Puerto Vallarta 2005
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FREE trip paid by the company... And you laugh when your freinds tell you they "sell knives."
Glenngarry GlenRoss sales meeting
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one of the best scenes of ALL TIME
KOC 2006
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South San Diego Kick Off Cenference Highlights
J Downs
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J Downs performing at a cafe

Комментарии

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 25 дней назад

    Some cast eh? And a cult movie too.

  • @tomsmith7429
    @tomsmith7429 29 дней назад

    Baldwin stole the movie with a five minute cameo

  • @Bronsonkicks
    @Bronsonkicks Месяц назад

    Who in the hell buys real estate at 10pm?

  • @williamdon3442
    @williamdon3442 Месяц назад

    3:48 😂😂😂

  • @bwgbwg1529
    @bwgbwg1529 2 месяца назад

    they should have given him Patel... so he could demonstrate his superior closing skills.

  • @lifeisstr4nge
    @lifeisstr4nge 2 месяца назад

    "you can't close shit-- you ARE SHIT! " one of the best overlooked lines

  • @alexandergillingham2592
    @alexandergillingham2592 3 месяца назад

    Fuck you that's my name!

  • @vgr112261
    @vgr112261 3 месяца назад

    I’ve never heard of a meeting being referred to as a “sit.”

  • @canderoussnurd4265
    @canderoussnurd4265 4 месяца назад

    And then Alec Baldwin walked back into the room and said to the director. “Okay im ready let’s do the scene”.

  • @RKar2009
    @RKar2009 5 месяцев назад

    So funny how the she males today would lose it on this dialog.

  • @rickallen6378
    @rickallen6378 8 месяцев назад

    They're always giving these pep talks at real estate companies.

  • @speabody
    @speabody 8 месяцев назад

    Never got why people were so sold on Baldwin. Just cause he's mean? I always pegged him as a fake, or a paid tough guy, put the fear of God into the underlings.

  • @draganbanic5381
    @draganbanic5381 10 месяцев назад

    He is basically selling his idea of closing principle to a group of salesman.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 11 месяцев назад

    I wish Roma was here at this meeting. Would have loved to see him take on this pompous fvck.

    • @mikecelentano9837
      @mikecelentano9837 3 месяца назад

      I doubt Roma would have said anything. He would have known this talk wasn’t for him and Baldwins character would have known Roma was a good salesman so he probably would not have targeted him.

  • @MapleSyrupPoet
    @MapleSyrupPoet 11 месяцев назад

    I'm a happy Alec B. Supporter ...fine family 👪 ...enjoy the Wilson brothers also 😊

  • @legendbucwild
    @legendbucwild 11 месяцев назад

    The funny part about this whole monologue is Alec Baldwin's character could've been anybody...... the guy could've just been a community theatre actor hired by the company to shake these guys up for all we know.

  • @Robertolg75
    @Robertolg75 11 месяцев назад

    The murderer: “Let me have your attention for a moment. The reason I shot that nice innocent lady onset is because my daddy Donald Trump grabbed me by my pussy. It’s all his fault that I went from being a great actor to a whiny liberal bitch.”

  • @Robertolg75
    @Robertolg75 11 месяцев назад

    A great film featuring World class actors delivering top drawer performances. I’m so thankful I grew up in this era of excellence as opposed to the rubbish that’s produced nowadays

  • @it1988a
    @it1988a Год назад

    Baldwin is the ultimate moonbat but this was a funny scene.

  • @ericnelson9100
    @ericnelson9100 Год назад

    I'd rather be doing life in San Quentin than work in a place like this!

  • @ericnelson9100
    @ericnelson9100 Год назад

    Just curious, but do these ball-busting, verbally abusive sessions ever actually work; do they ever actually improve performance?

  • @williamjnothingburgeresq
    @williamjnothingburgeresq Год назад

    Baldwin really killed it in this scene

  • @Mr.Limekiller
    @Mr.Limekiller Год назад

    Guy carries a set of balls around in his briefcase but this is supposed to be a cool speech? ok

  • @mattblack118
    @mattblack118 Год назад

    Who knew Alec was just playing himself... 😀

  • @PescadoDelDiablo
    @PescadoDelDiablo Год назад

    Roma’s not there because he’s out there closing

  • @briangregory8223
    @briangregory8223 Год назад

    His performance is so good that it was like the 8th time I watched it before I realized there is a storm outside.

  • @TheHurtubise
    @TheHurtubise Год назад

    Seems like a pleasant place to work.

  • @MPDLR
    @MPDLR Год назад

    Sadly, now the pussies and losers are in charge. It's called CRM and BDC.

  • @denisenoe3702
    @denisenoe3702 Год назад

    This scene has some problems in it. I read a man who worked in a similar office. Because they work straight commission there is no need "to send some guy with an expensive watch to fire you." In fact, there is no firing because those who don't make sales quit since they don't get any money at all if they don't make sales. Another problem is that you really can't sell real estate to people who don't want real estate or just can't afford it. If you use high pressure, you get a check that is worthless or the person calls it off afterward.

  • @daveneighbors5777
    @daveneighbors5777 Год назад

    I've led many a sales meeting in my time and I love this one. Good salespeople love it too. Bad ones tell you they would run to HR if they had to sit thru it. Good salespeople are rare. The word tracks and objection rebuttals can be learned but the instinct comes thru DNA. You either got it or you don't. Most do not.

  • @dimitarpetkov4442
    @dimitarpetkov4442 Год назад

    Big words from a guy investigated for manslaughter

    • @MORE1500
      @MORE1500 Год назад

      He should be tRumps choice for VP in 2024.😎

  • @ThePrez49
    @ThePrez49 Год назад

    You'd think that Alec Baldwin would pull out a gun when closing a sale. Oh, wait a minute...

  • @firebird6522
    @firebird6522 Год назад

    George is useless. I think Mitch and Murray only hired him to have someone to fire.

  • @ericanderson7059
    @ericanderson7059 Год назад

    I sold 300 + mill of a product that " sells " itself and where just looking is the knee jerk reaction from 8 out 10 prospects and it only took 2 decades . I'm certifiably insane !

  • @Gguy061
    @Gguy061 Год назад

    I bet Alec Baldwin would be more convincing if he walked in with a revolver

  • @MustafaAli-lb8dq
    @MustafaAli-lb8dq Год назад

    2:49 Well, I am laughing. To be honest, this scene is funny and also quite sad. All I see is a ruthless boss who threatens middle class employees.

  • @austinteutsch
    @austinteutsch Год назад

    COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!!!! Now here's your fucking steak knives, so hit the bricks, bud.

  • @mbart5113
    @mbart5113 Год назад

    What did Mr. Conductor do to be dangerous as a dangerous bad guy coward and a too bad egg instead of a good egg like Humpty Alexander Dumpty from 0:00 to 8:32?

  • @Halloween111
    @Halloween111 Год назад

    "This watch cost more than your car" Sure. and it still only tells time. A Timex does that. You got suckered by someone who closes. Later on in the movie you find out that the leads were, indeed crap. Even Roma couldn't do anything with them. So Baldwin's speech meant nothing beyond simple corporate abuse.

  • @obo7707
    @obo7707 Год назад

    Coffee.....is for CLOSERS!!!

  • @jjrj8568
    @jjrj8568 Год назад

    Alec Baldwin should have been in Bonfire of Vanities, not Tom Hanks; this sales guru is the ultimate "cocky POS you wanna see fail"

  • @kevinmcgrath127
    @kevinmcgrath127 Год назад

    Truly, the most inspirational and motivating speech ever!

  • @GordiansKnotHere
    @GordiansKnotHere Год назад

    1:27

  • @blackwingvisuals5017
    @blackwingvisuals5017 Год назад

    1989 I was selling business machines!! We had our own break in! Someone stole our top of the line color copy machine! That was the first day I started! Everyone else got their prints taken but I'd never been in there before so was not a suspect. Times were so tough it was easier to rip off the machine to print counterfeit bank notes then sell the machines themselves! The machine was eventually found in a high rise apartment complex top floor it was in 3 parts thing weighed a half ton!!! Interesting times long gone!!

  • @venuspluto67
    @venuspluto67 Год назад

    Alec Baldwin's character in the closing credits should have been listed as "Fuck You".

  • @carmelomason2308
    @carmelomason2308 Год назад

    If you've never watched this movie, you are not a true salesman or collector. Coffee is for closers.....

  • @brosef4154
    @brosef4154 2 года назад

    this whole movie sucks except this one scene which is the greatest in cinematic history. Hardly anyone knows about it because it's so obscure now. If only it were more popular I'd stop getting fired for quoting it at work to the new guy trying to get a coffee refill.

  • @scootsmcgoots
    @scootsmcgoots 2 года назад

    Coffee's for closers only.

  • @sheriff0017
    @sheriff0017 2 года назад

    "Put the pistol down! Pistols are for closers."

  • @hopscotch3466
    @hopscotch3466 2 года назад

    fucking grand like!