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I have developed a love for the humble laspistol from reading the Caiphus Cain stories.

Absolutely brilliant and funny as hell!!😂 This was definitely one of my favorites that I have heard yet.

Ewww I've got the rot help me my blessed emperor hell me get cute and girly with nice smoothe skinned body and pretty face.... for what you may ask....tzeeench is calling wants to oass me to slannesh.....ughhhh hellp... uuu...yeses...

Hey, at least The Grandfather loves you. That’s more than you can say for the other chaos gods. Well, except maybe Slaanesh, but you don’t want that kind of love, too much latex and thorns.

Nurgle's Rot, you know I've never seen videos on the poisons, toxins, and horrors of Nurgle and the like from 40k. Wonderful video!

Awesome yet again 😎

The urizen....Lorgar Aurelian....his return will be legendary...

More Abominable Intelligence, may the omnissiah have mercy on its false soul

"Fabulous Hawk boy" - Alfabusa fan? #TTS

I REALLY HOPE YOU DIDN'T LOSE DAVE'S VOICE....THIS VOICE JUST ISN'T CUTTING IT MAN

That’s not how real firearms work, especially if they have digital interfaces included. You bury that thing and unbury it three weeks later it’s going to be a rusted pile of crap. I don’t care if it’s from the future it still shit.

Getting so fed up of these people just using AI all the damn time…

what do you think doomguy would look like in the 40k universe

crazy how if the fuckin 40k universe knew you were using an ai theyd like skin you or some shit idk

Brother.... bring the heavy flamer..

Nurgle: "Hey, Swamp Thing? Yeah, sorry to wake you up, but your boy Grundy is here wrecking stuff, and we can't seem to do anything with him...?" Swamp Thing: "Well, Grandfather, like us he's just part of the cycle of life, y'know?"

Blessed are the blanks, three cheers for the jurgen!!

We need a khorne worshipping clayface. A nurgle worshipping flash. Hell a khorne condiment king.... Or a khorne kite man. A slaanesh worshipping cyborg would look rad when taking into account the guns on the new noise marine models.

Thank you so much for this.

"Cain's chainsword never broke down on him. Orcs, demons, tyranids, cultists, necrons, chaos marines, walls, and the occasional stubborn bottle of 500 year amasec. Remember this, recruits: that an Exemplar of the Imperium took such care of his chainsword! Love it! Cherish it! Hold it like your child! There are many like it but this one is yours! You would choose it from among many! And when the many die, it will still be yours alone! You will know her hot and cold, you will hear her singing and quiet, and you will know her best when there is no sound at all! Do you understand?!? Stand down and form lines for requisition!"

One hand free? No. "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!"

This is dumb

I see your lightsaber and raise you a 6 foot long powersword

So, it is just a night useless weapons of "terror". Power swords/Axe/Spears or vibroblades are vastly better as weapons of WAR.

AI slop

I love this description so much cause it’s why everyone complains about this thing not being realistic but it literally is in the lore 😂it’s not supposed to be good it’s supposed to be enough for humans the Astartes chain swords are good not human ones maybe like a rouge traders but not the imperial guard ones

ahh the scalpel, the age old utensil of choice for butchers

Wait what. There was a 40k & DC crossover?

Absolutely top shelf ....thank you

Someone please help me. What happened to the video about the Alpha Legion where he says Roboute "did the only thing he could; he ran like a bitch."

ALGORITHM

The Emporer: "Heehee, I think I'll put a bit of humility and introspection into this one! That's human, isn't it? Malcador: •Nods• Mechanicum: •Nods• Chaos:•Nods• Dead Emporer from 100000 years forward: "Yeah but--".

By the blood of dorne

Blood for the God Emperor!!! Skulls for the Golden Throne!!!

25:26

Sir,can i have more, please?

Did you actually put rowboat in the script ? lol

knocking it out of the park again how you get the characters so stop on is just amazing, this is how a proper ultra marine would be.

Robot-a Guilliman? Who dat??? Someone needs to teach the AI reading this how to pronounce his name 😂

The Emperor protects!