Marissa Brainy tells you you're doing everything all wrong, but she doesn't have time to help you. Don't worry though, she'll always be inside your pillowcase. Speaking of creepy people, the butt doctor wants to shower with you, especially if you're a milf, but the narrator advises that it could be dangerous, so this is someone you should steer clear of. P*nis people don't return their shopping carts and get memed for it. A guy gets stranded in a state with 40 million people that somehow has no bathrooms, but his rescue sign is misspelled, so he uses a giant pile of his own cr*p as a beacon instead. Unfortunately, he doesn't get rescued because of some high winds that the craft can suppos...