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severe lack of jumpcuts everytime someone says something

Song name please

Good god am I happy I was recommended this. I forgot Monogatari existed!

It's missing a bunch of eye close ups.

This is missing the random dramatic closeup shots and camera angles but otherwise... Quite accurate XD

"Steel is heavier than feathers" is his constant, it won't change. Every one of his reflexions are based on this statement.

0:07 lol thats lead not steel

HOW IS THIS SO ACCURATE?

For me, this is the single funniest video posted on the internet. If it ever for some reason got taken down, then rest assured. Because it's lives rent free in my head at all times.

This even has a woman as a loli

He's right if he said a steel is heavier than a feather. But this is plural in a kilogram form... . He has a point, steel.

The trouble with this question is that Kilograms aren't a unit of weight. Or rather, they aren't anymore, since... 1901, where they became a unit of mass. And mass is only broadly analogous to weight, as it is only precisely comparable if the conditions are precisely identical, which is never really going to be the case, although you can get close enough for all but the most precise of tasks.

Yes

monogatari are not good series

I fucking hate how much I love monogatari, i want to tell people around me about this great show but then I remember how fucking weird it is. 10/10 show would not recommend👍

My dude discovers density

not enough jump cuts

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Yes

Yes

I come back to this video monthly and laugh really hard all over again

8/10 Would've given it 10/10 but there's no head tilt and random face zoom ins. ....and probably no child molestation 💀

I honestly love the monogatari style. I don't care what subject matter it is, monogatari style of editing with a monogatari soundtrack makes it 100x more interesting.

A kilogram of feathers is heavier than a kilogram of steel, because a kilogram of feathers carries the sin of killing all those birds.

This is why you need to explain mass and not just weight.

1 kg of steel is denser than 1 kg of feathers And some people are denser than 1 kg of steel

nice video edit but no lolis so i give it 8/10

i love monogatai way of flashing important info for 100ms and expecting any living human to read it 😭

this can't be monogatari, there would be like 8 more paragraphs of monologue

This feels like an allegory to a view on society

Limmymonogatari was definitely the best season of the series.

what accent is that?

God bless the internet

They both have the same weight so neither are heavier than the other. 1 KG of steel is heavier than a single feather but it's same weight as 1KG of feathers (a large number of feathers with a combined weight of 1KG)

Not enough exaggerated use of text and random pictures. Also, you need to interrupt every sentence and also don't show characters when they speak to each other instead show a random shot. I love gatari series but it's extremely difficult to watch. I get it it used to be "art" 10 years ago buuut it's way too edgy and annoying.

Too many frames to be monogatari, the whole thing should be at 6fps

Oh no. I clicked on this video expecting Madou Monogatari... I'm. I think I'm lost here...

steel is heavier than feathers

Density and volume are the ideas you need to know, my friend.

it's missing some spicy quick tempo cuts, but it is appreciated

steel heavier because feathers fall slower because more surface area (joke)

1 kg of feather in this set up is actually has more mass because the atmosphere exerts a larger force of bouyancy on the pile of feather so you has to put a little bit more feather for the scale to balance.

I once quoted this on reddit and got downvoted -150

The word he was looking for was density

The most Schizophrenic anime ever made meets the NPC script

Thats cheating. The plastic bag added the weight

Nice

these Monogatari edits aren't impressing me all too much tbh when it comes to comedy, timing is of great importance, and so much of the character humour is lost here from the constant interludes of text on a coloured screen maybe it works fine in Monogatari, but the sheer amount of spontaneous cuts is giving me a stroke

wtf did i just stumble upon

This was awesome