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StaticSquidd
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Добавлен 15 янв 2019
In 2278, a hard drive was found containing backups of programming from a television channel entitled "Squid TV".
This is not that hard drive. This was found in a garbage dump about 2 centuries prior. This is StaticSquidd.
This is not that hard drive. This was found in a garbage dump about 2 centuries prior. This is StaticSquidd.
BLUPDATE: RETURN OF STATICSQUIDD (SEPT 2024)
channel update since i went fishing a bit ago
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What is the CHEAPEST Item at Burger King?
Просмотров 13921 день назад
I eat what might possibly be the cheapest meal one man has ever ate at Burger King. Fine dining. patreon ► www.patreon.com/staticsquidd discord ► discord.gg/ZwUZWpfPaN twitter ► StaticSquidd music list: "Whimsical Hills" by @Torodicus Spiral Mountain - Banjo-Kazooie "Funny Voice" by Torodicus "Life in Mind" by Torodicus "Whimsical Ride Home" by Torodicus
The New American MTN DEW Flavors (DewView)
Просмотров 2892 месяца назад
I review the new Mtn Dew flavors, Freedom Fusion, Liberty Chill and Star-Spangled Splash! Please let me know if you liked this video, and uhhh idk this one decreased my lifespan by a week patreon ► www.patreon.com/staticsquidd discord ► discord.gg/ZwUZWpfPaN twitter ► StaticSquidd
The Ban on Used Games
Просмотров 4714 месяца назад
Throwing up and crying how could they ban used games??? i need to get balan wonderworld for like 5 bucks at GameStop #FREEYUJINAKA Agents of Fate: www.kickstarter.com/projects/thedreadofnight/agents-of-fate discord ► discord.gg/ZwUZWpfPaN twitter ► StaticSquidd chapters: 0:00 - The Cool Awesome Video 3:19 - Gettin' My Bag 4:24 - Back to Cool Awesome Video music list: Track 1 - Paper...
Genre Defining Games
Просмотров 9135 месяцев назад
Super Mario Bros. was a revolutionary title for the platforming genre. What are some games that were just as revolutionary for their respective genres? I think that Watch Dogs for the Wii U was influential to the Watch Dogs for Wii U genre. discord ► discord.gg/ZwUZWpfPaN twitter ► StaticSquidd gameplay credits: Pokémon Blue and any other Game Boy Player footage from www.youtube.com...
New Year's 94
Просмотров 4707 месяцев назад
Don't you just hate it when you're tryna play video games and then 2 evil versions of football coaches invade your bedroom? No? Just me? Happy (late) New Year! Twitter: StaticSquidd Instagram: staticsquidd NEW YEAR'S 94 Directed, Written and Edited by Elias Marcink Featuring: Lumenaus (@Lumenaus ) Jaylacake ( jaylawantsmilk) Original music by: BlastoiseVeter...
Mario Wonder isn't as good as you think...
Просмотров 4799 месяцев назад
Super Mario Bros. Wonder is one of the best games this year had to offer, but is it as good as everyone hypes it up to be? Thanks to George @ZGamerGuys for being the voice at the end! Twitter: StaticSquidd Instagram: staticsquidd Music Used: Overworld - Super Mario Bros. Wonder Wonder Effect - Slime - Super Mario Bros. Wonder Title Screen - Super Mario Bros. Wonder Bon...
Xbox Cases are a Hellscape
Просмотров 585Год назад
Elias returns just to complain about green plastic. Twitter: StaticSquidd Instagram: staticsquidd Music Used: Greetings! - Rhythm Heaven Fever Chain-Link Charge - Super Mario 3D World BGM #06 - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (GBC) Flame Mammoth - Mega Man X Network (Unused) - Marvel vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes Music 3 - GameCube Kiosks Your Name, Please - EarthBound Staff ...
Rogue Warrior: The Worst Bethesda Game
Просмотров 361Год назад
Elias suffers through 2 hours of pure patriotism. Twitter: StaticSquidd Instagram: staticsquidd Music Used: Big Blue - F-Zero GP Legend Forest World - New Super Mario Bros. Wii World Music 1 - Super Mario Land Hydrocity Zone Act 1 - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Coursebot - Super Mario Maker 2 Windy Hill - Sonic Adventure Cranky's Theme - Donkey Kong Country Fury Bowser Awakens...
That Was (Not) E3 2023
Просмотров 383Год назад
Elias talks about companies shoving trailers in your face for 32 minutes. Twitter: StaticSquidd Instagram: staticsquidd Music Used: Spiral Mountain - Banjo Kazooie Menu - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 Ranking Display - Marvel vs. Capcom 2 Guile - Street Fighter 2 Warhead Storage - Metal Gear Solid Fighting - Final Fantasy 7 World 1 - New Super Mario Bros. Wii Go Straight - ...
The Smurf's Dance Party is Weird
Просмотров 365Год назад
Elias gets smurfin' smurfed. Smurf you. Smurfing smurf. Twitter: StaticSquidd Instagram: staticsquidd Featuring Bruhcodes (@bruhcodes) as the voice of the doctor! Music Used: Lineland Road - Super Paper Mario Locked & Loaded - Contra Hard Corp Desert Stage - Marvel vs. Capcom 2 Bonus Room Blitz - Donkey Kong Country Flyswatter Level 1 - Mario Party Enigmatology - Plane...
Using a Wii U Again After Six Years
Просмотров 590Год назад
Elias goes through what every white boy who likes Nintendo must go through: talking about the Wii U. Twitter: StaticSquidd Instagram: staticsquidd Music Used: Editing a Mii (Gamepad) - Mii Maker (Wii U) Athletic - New Super Mario Bros. U Tifa's Theme - Final Fantasy VII Noon - Balloon Trip Breeze - Nintendo Land Welcome - Miiverse Friend List (Gamepad) - Wii U System M...
Kirby's Dream Land: A Dream in Your Pocket
Просмотров 250Год назад
Kirby's Dream Land: A Dream in Your Pocket
The Overlooked Realm of Video Game Intros
Просмотров 286Год назад
The Overlooked Realm of Video Game Intros
you should further deepfry the audio in that mountian dew video and upload it as a shitpost or something, lol interested to see what will come of this though!
why is your eyes not even working lol. let me get my glasses 🥛🥛
dude there are SO MANY elephants it’s outta control
YOU are back, Neoice!
did you catch any fish
a couple
Try Burger, but King
For me, it's Doom, Super Mario 1, and Shenmue/Silent Hill 2, genre completionism aside. I mean that's what I said at my job interview when I first got into the industry, so I decided never to change my top 3.5 list just as a good luck charm. For your consideration though, since you obviously know your stuff and seem to care about nerdy details, I have it on good authority that every time someone pronounces Bros." like that, an innocent baby Toad dies. I know all the speedrunners or whatever say it like that these days, but the correct pronunciation is unambiguous based on the Japanese transliteration [deleted I_inK to jpn box art because apparently youtube won't even accept referencing the idea of a fucking ℒ i N K--but to with: スーパーマリオブラザーズ] AND the abbreviating period at the end. After all, they're not Italian frat boys with double popped collars going to the club with spray-on tans to get their dicks wet, they're magical world-saving plumbers. I'm mostly being silly, ironically yelling "well akshually" at the clouds, but a small part of me does shed a tear every time I hear that irreverent mispronunciation of a work that was such a spiritual touchstone to me become more and more common.
Not cool, dude. Every week I take a shit-ton of amphetamines and then on day 2 or 3 I drink a few bottles of wine and come to RUclips to watch videos where pretty young girls talk about shit I'm into and tell myself they mean it... With the smooth complexion, opened top shirt button, and lovely hairdo, I propose that you intentionally chose your thumbnail to draw in lonely old men like me wanting to fall asleep to the voice of a sweet girl talking about Doom. For shame! (Because your content is legit perfectly entertaining and lovely, I would like to take this opportunity to clarify that I was simply joking--making fun of myself for being so high and drunk and having my resolution so low that I couldn't make out the thumbnail, but am happy with what I found (still gonna search for some girl in a camisole talking about Radiohead or Mario or some shit to complete my ritual and pass out tho--just like my grandma taught me.))
dude if you go from this to a video literally after 2022 you'll be shocked
@@staticsquidd Just cherish it. I went as bald as George Costanza when I was 16 and I always dreamed about having long hair. Just keep going until it gets down to your knees, even if you lose jobs or your parents disown you or you start tripping over your own mane or whatever--you've got to cherish it brother.
4:04 pinky out on the bag!
is this meal safe for neurodivergent people to eat
I reckon it is
do hungry jacks next
Hi
If Burger, Then Only King! 😁
Another great video.
The Miller Lite shirt goes so hard 😎
burger KING? glad StaticSquidd hasn’t succumbed to the WOKE VIRUS!!! 😂😂💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
quite an informative video, i will use this next time i go to burger king on June 18, 2026. thank you staticsquidd for providing the masses with such information.
Hello squid
StaticSquidd, cool video dude
you uced my music. im souing you
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I physically cannot eat burger king, it makes me shit my brains out more than any other fast food place for some reason, I don't know WHAT wizardry they're performing in there. I will keep these meal suggestions in mind if I'm ever wanting to torture myself though! FOR SCIENCE!
wait, this isn't donkey kong
No It's Not... Be Patient
Wait… you were 12 years old in 2017?
I was as a joke
One of the most baffling online passes is for Alice Madness Returns. The online pass is required to access a port of the original Alice game (which to this day was the only time that game appeared on a console)...what!? (Both games are entirely single player)
When will fourth generation video be out?
It's on an indefinite delay, i might make it but honestly I've tried to make it like 4 different times and they all just felt awful
I would never have expected a Mountain Dew review to be this entertaining, but here I stand corrected.
how about you drink them all at once to get that true american experience y'know
y'know when you said you were gonna start doing MTN DEW reviews I was skeptical that it wouldn't be a dumb idea, but I was actually surprised, this was probably my favorite video I've seen from you
thank god it dont got red 21
It got Jeff 21 tho
the mountain dew content ive been waiting for
MY INFLUENCE HAS REACHED THE STATICSQUIDD so excited to see more of these #ILoveMyDewDewCollection
can you review mountain dew code red and can you review mountain dew voltage and mountain dew spark and mountain dew major melon and mountain dew livewire and mountain dew sweet lightning and mountain dew berry monsoon and mountain dew fruit quake and mountain dew pitch black and mountain dew caribbean splash and mountain dew purple thunder and mountain dew voodew and mountain dew baja blast and mountain dew caffeine free and mountain dew passionfruit punch and mountain dew diet and mountain dew frostbite and mountain dew regular and mountain dew summer freeze and mountain dew code red kickstard please please plase
so sad to see my boy wash wash getting treated like that 😭😢
Brilliant
Great video! My parents never let me drink the red soda because it would make me angry and smash everything in the room
Finally, a StaticSquidd video about the French
I'm so happy that they didn't make Mtn Dew woke! At least that's something! /j
Real
The French Gone Woke
oh hey, didn't expect something like this to come out of you
Hope you are doing welll. Looking forward to a new video.
Atari 7800 sold 3.7M in US alone in the period between 1986 and 1990. The figure you've shown for the Master System is also inflated. Tec Toy stated to have sold 8 million MS in Brazil until 2016 but by that point the MS they were selling for many tears weren't really MS hardware anymore.
thanks! I was looking for an overview of this generation
I feel you could have done a bit more with Atari in here, as they really did push even the first gen limits with things such as their Video Pinball and Stunt Cycle consoles.
The Coleco Telstar Arcade was unique, I actually wouldn't mind a wireless controller that looks like it but with better games of course
can we get some epic fortnite gameplay
The ( 4th gen ) video pleas 🙏
"Zed-eX Spectrum", not "Zee-eX Spectrum" (or just Timex Sinclair if you insist on speaking American). - This concludes the dialect-coach segment of this comment. Have now watched 3 of your videos (think I left a like on all 3 if I didn't it, I was likely intoxicated). I did however, watch each until the very end to appease the RUclips gods, so thought you might like to hear what I thought. As someone who was already well into his 20's for the 'First Console Generation' (my first was the Telstar version of Pong - batteries not included). The level of detail and information in your videos had mighty complete considering that you were born about the same time as the XBox 360 (hope you didn't share it's red-ring of death). That means your content is based on research rather than the nostalgic recollections of an old fart like me. I had to keep reminding myself of that while watching. Well done! Anyway, if that's the amount of passion, you're going bring to your content, thought I should finally subscribe. Nine out of ten geriatrics surveyed agree, StaticSquidd is unstuck in time.
Hope you stick around! The console gen videos are currently on an indefinite hiatus but I hope you like what else is in store
I actually chose the Odyssey2 over the 2600 back in the day. Never regretted it. Memory limitations meant all the games (except Turtles! - the best game on the system) were single-life games, that restricted replayability, but the games didn't suck. It is noteworthy that the vast mojority of early titles were all written by one programmer (actually an Intel salesman). The inclusion of graphic primitives (circles, squares, spaceships and a distinctive little stick-man). meant that the 2K cartridges could deliver great games in the limited space (Of course the 2600 eventually had 4L & 8k cartrisges) The system also sported excellent controllers, which I prefer to the CX10/CX40 that Atari offered. Unfoirtunately, in North America, they were hardwired into the system, so I couldn't take them with me as I progressed to home computers in 1982.