Boars, Orcas, and the Truth About 9/11 - SOME MORE NEWS

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
  • Boo! Ahh! Boars! Our Halloween episode is also our latest boar episode! The porcine menace is closing in on our olds, but it turns out their truculent eyes are also directed toward another foe... a foe that comes from the deep...
    Executive Producer - Katy Stoll
    Hosted by Cody Johnston
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    Written by David Christopher Bell
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  • @nickwilson7241
    @nickwilson7241 7 месяцев назад +3916

    It took me like 5 boar episodes before I realized it wasn't like some elaborate allegory for some other topic and Cody is literally just talking about boars

    • @xXRickTrolledXx
      @xXRickTrolledXx 7 месяцев назад +288

      Hogs, even.

    • @analoren4745
      @analoren4745 7 месяцев назад

      oh yeah, they're awful and invasive. Also extremely persistent and adaptable, which means they can survive pretty much anywhere. And it only takes a couple of generations for them to turn completely feral. ruclips.net/video/6WkjHyKHyX4/видео.htmlsi=oZt09iIr6LJ4xd8l

    • @JimmyJames420
      @JimmyJames420 7 месяцев назад +162

      Giant radioactive hogs from Russia

    • @oscar.p3214
      @oscar.p3214 7 месяцев назад +104

      Freakishly huge boarzilla sized hogs . It’s a serious menace

    • @ahouyearno
      @ahouyearno 7 месяцев назад +281

      The first 2 were absolutely allegories for cop violence

  • @Huntypoobear
    @Huntypoobear 7 месяцев назад +1188

    For a while I believed the boar episodes were simply an extended metaphor about the ridiculous tactics of inflammatory media. Then a boar appeared out of thin air in front of me and spoke in an ancient tongue about a coming apocalypse. No one believed me. But Cody knew. He knew all along.

    • @sparkysmalarkey
      @sparkysmalarkey 7 месяцев назад +28

      He knew? You must mean he started the whole thing. All it took was a discovery of Some More News 3,333 years from now and a lack of context.

    • @Kozamae
      @Kozamae 7 месяцев назад +8

      This is the best explanation of what's happening

    • @reallyWyrd
      @reallyWyrd 7 месяцев назад +11

      Welcome to the Matrix, Neo. Take the pink-meat pill--- granted you risk trichinosis, but it lets you see just how deep the "boar"-hole goes.........................................

    • @laytonbulter1293
      @laytonbulter1293 7 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao

    • @6dragondaddy913
      @6dragondaddy913 7 месяцев назад

      You need to join the boaranon BOARd... Welcome to the rabbit hole

  • @shadyguy23
    @shadyguy23 7 месяцев назад +151

    I can't believe Cody made a whole connection between an evil South African billionaire and boars, even using the term "Boar War" multiple times, without referencing the Boer War.

    • @ryanwilliams4951
      @ryanwilliams4951 4 месяца назад +3

      It’s kinda genius..

    • @katemendoza7131
      @katemendoza7131 2 месяца назад +3

      I keep waiting for the Boer War to come up, but I’m really impressed it didn’t.

  • @Nyfregja
    @Nyfregja 7 месяцев назад +109

    I am truly impressed by Cody breaking his pen, nearly bursting out laughing, and managing to talk on.

  • @RamenKitsune
    @RamenKitsune 7 месяцев назад +277

    You guys are memeing so close to the sun you're getting 9/11 wiki checked lol.

  • @imjongabriel
    @imjongabriel 7 месяцев назад +994

    Imagine this being your first some more news episode

    • @nightfall3605
      @nightfall3605 7 месяцев назад +14

      😂😂

    • @Gunbunny2020
      @Gunbunny2020 7 месяцев назад +89

      It’s my first boar video I’m about halfway through and it makes no sense what is he actually talking about

    • @echo.1209
      @echo.1209 7 месяцев назад +103

      @@Gunbunny2020boars

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 7 месяцев назад +32

      Imagine googling the stuff about wild boar meat being unsafe to eat, cause of radioactivity... and some other pieces of nonsense from this story, and some of them are true?

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 7 месяцев назад

      @@SigFigNewton The "boar pill" is actually just a small nugget of deep-fried bacon or ham. You've been boar-bacon-ham-pill-pilled. It's like being double+ vaxxed but specifically against breakfast-related conspiracy theories (you should hear the shit those MFs say about softboiled eggs).

  • @TazTheYellow
    @TazTheYellow 7 месяцев назад +150

    I love how Cody just says "here's some boar news," not missing a single beat. Also thoroughly enjoyed "no other reason" as a running gag.

    • @regulargoat7259
      @regulargoat7259 7 месяцев назад +4

      He said that just as i read your comment

  • @dancoroian1
    @dancoroian1 7 месяцев назад +139

    I was REALLY impressed by that contraption on Cody's leg. That must have been pretty expensive, surprised y'all had the props budget for it!

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling 6 месяцев назад +8

      Being knee deep in Warmbo goo really paid off in getting free. Thanks Warmbo.

  • @rosealya7230
    @rosealya7230 7 месяцев назад +1175

    Rich ppl being a delicacy to orcas is the most delicious irony

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 7 месяцев назад +80

      I dunno, I don't think the orcas should be eating junk food.

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 7 месяцев назад +57

      Comrade orca

    • @alterego6075
      @alterego6075 7 месяцев назад +28

      Orca: "Mmmmmmm. Adult babies"

    • @LittleKikuyu
      @LittleKikuyu 7 месяцев назад +4

      Junk food 😂😂😂

    • @moxyjones7629
      @moxyjones7629 7 месяцев назад +5

      Thank you for this episode; with all the crap in the world right now, I needed to be reminded about the real issues

  • @Marinus_Calamari
    @Marinus_Calamari 7 месяцев назад +252

    I once accidentally rode my bicycle (I'm Dutch, obviously) into a herd of wild hogs. A herd with those cute striped piglets of death. It was the day I discovered I could squeeze 40+ km/h out of a dilapidated roadster bicycle.

    • @briankoski2532
      @briankoski2532 7 месяцев назад +6

      Way-cool

    • @readmeat4vegans829
      @readmeat4vegans829 7 месяцев назад

      Thank God the porcine bastards have not learned how to bicycle, yet!

    • @DaniZeros
      @DaniZeros 7 месяцев назад +32

      Adrenaline is such a magical stuff! Congrats on remaining alive after a close encounter with those striped cute death bringers.

    • @Rattus-Norvegicus
      @Rattus-Norvegicus 7 месяцев назад +6

      How do you measure time in metric?🤔

    • @lady8jane
      @lady8jane 7 месяцев назад +1

      Most dangerous animal in Europe by far. You were very lucky!

  • @agabrielrose
    @agabrielrose 7 месяцев назад +296

    Masterclass in producing an arbitrary narrative from curated true stories. This is how everything from history books to prosecution cases are made. Thanks, SMN team.

    • @AnnaGazelle
      @AnnaGazelle 3 месяца назад +2

      Is that what this is supposed to be? I thought Mr. Cody boy was just sat in front of a camera ranting about his theories.

    • @TheLokiBiz
      @TheLokiBiz 2 месяца назад +2

      Don't you dare think this boar thing is "arbitrary"! I live in Canada, in a fairly big city (probably half a million people or so in the area) and it's currently -15 degrees celsius out where I live (or like 5 degrees fahrenheit) and tonight, literally just 15 minutes ago (it's currently 4:40am - my sleep schedule is fucked lol) I was outside smoking a joint when I saw what I thought was a stray dog across the street. I walked towards it in case it needed help and it took off fast - when it went through the light, imagine my surprise when it turned out to be a goddamn wild boar running down my street! Cody tried to warn us - I thought I was safe up here in Canada. I was not.

    • @guiltysonder
      @guiltysonder 21 день назад

      Totally read that as “Thanks [SEMEN] team.”

  • @melodyssong4916
    @melodyssong4916 7 месяцев назад +46

    Kudos to Cody for not breaking when his pen cap flew off. That's real professionalism right there.

  • @ggdynfytugfy6892
    @ggdynfytugfy6892 7 месяцев назад +257

    Not to mention, in Animal Farm, the boar were the first land animals to rise against humans. The signs and warnings have been there forever and we’ve been blind to them

    • @luminetto
      @luminetto 7 месяцев назад +4

      Not to mention snowballs chance

    • @katemendoza7131
      @katemendoza7131 2 месяца назад +1

      I missed this! What a revelation!

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 2 месяца назад +1

      George Orwell knew too much.......

  • @teknoh
    @teknoh 7 месяцев назад +1249

    I swear I still don't know if this series is meant to represent greater political concepts, or if I should be giving money to local hunters. And that's art.

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 7 месяцев назад +82

      Something can represent more than one thing at a time.

    • @hello7032
      @hello7032 7 месяцев назад +70

      It’s ok, most people don’t realize the reality of the threat of the boars

    • @1nisaro
      @1nisaro 7 месяцев назад

      @@LexYeen but does it? or is it all a conspiracy to distract us from problems with the state? or is that just what the boars want us to think?

    • @Cobblerfiend
      @Cobblerfiend 7 месяцев назад +78

      THAT'S WHAT THE BOARS WANT!

    • @not-a-boar3148
      @not-a-boar3148 7 месяцев назад +12

      It's boars dude

  • @lady8jane
    @lady8jane 7 месяцев назад +55

    As someone who grew up in a European forest area: These episodes are really funny, but make no mistake, boars are by far the most dangerous animals in our woods. You better start climbing that tree if you encounter one, especially if it is a mother with those cute looking babies.

    • @j.artiste8596
      @j.artiste8596 6 месяцев назад +5

      I'm Swedish. I agree, I'd rather meet a bear, wolf, lynx, elk etc that a boar.

    • @deirenne
      @deirenne 6 месяцев назад +18

      Holly hell YES. I'm Polish, when I was a toddler on a road trip with my mom, we saw a lot of cars parked on both sides of the forest road, so we stopped to check what's up. Well, what was up was a group of boar babies that people were watching, filming and even posing to pictures with. When my mim realized what's up, she basically dragged me back to the car, locked it and said, we can't be any closer than the other side of the road, otherwise we'll ge fucked when mama boar comes back.
      And sure enough, she came back and people were running for their lives, chased by a wild tusk-bearing stab machine. Nobody got hurt as far as I remember, but damn was it scary.
      Here in Europe, you learn early to fear the boar - or you don't get to grow old.

    • @andrewgreenwood9068
      @andrewgreenwood9068 6 месяцев назад +3

      I am Australian and I am more worried about running into a feral pig than any of our native wildlife

  • @Cesaryeyo
    @Cesaryeyo 7 месяцев назад +18

    What I love the most about this is how it shows that if you have motivated reasoning and enough time in your hands any conspiracy theory can seem to make sense, no matter how stupid there are dots to connect.

  • @Ttrain909
    @Ttrain909 7 месяцев назад +429

    I really hope this is someone’s first episode. What a ride

    • @eliwhitcomb4655
      @eliwhitcomb4655 7 месяцев назад +41

      What the fuck is happening I am so confused is this a really drawn out analogy or is he actually talking about real boars

    • @Ttrain909
      @Ttrain909 7 месяцев назад +80

      @@eliwhitcomb4655 a little bit of both. He’s calling out the obvious nonsense surrounding conspiracy theories, but he’s also pointing out the radioactive teleporting superboar in the room

    • @lilpetz500
      @lilpetz500 7 месяцев назад +24

      This is the first episode where I feel like I need visuals for the episode audio to confirm that each report isn't just an allegory for a serious political issue

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@Ttrain909 He also sometimes uses boars as an analogy to talk about a real problem that everyone ignores/doesn't do enough to combat like (if my memory serves right) he equated boars to climate change in one of the videos.

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- 7 месяцев назад

      /shares as much as possible

  • @ViscousJelly
    @ViscousJelly 7 месяцев назад +118

    Good to see Katy cleaned up all that corn cream to make room for that expensive device which surely would have short circuited if the corn cream was still there.
    I hope i don’t have to edit this later

    • @nightfall3605
      @nightfall3605 7 месяцев назад +31

      I think it means the hatchlings have consumed all the cream corn and migrated… somewhere.

    • @Uffda.
      @Uffda. 7 месяцев назад

      @@nightfall3605😨

  • @rubensalinas3250
    @rubensalinas3250 7 месяцев назад +75

    I'd like to applaud RUclips for provide context regarding the 9/11 attack, it really helped me understand how our new overlords have impacted major events even at home! The new BOARmal is here!

  • @nursemelissajane
    @nursemelissajane 7 месяцев назад +16

    As a lifetime resident of Hawaii, I can confirm that we were early to fall to the boar-pocalypse. Although some of our island chain have not completely succumbed I fear it's really only a matter of time before we are all firmly under their hooves. Listen to Cody, take the boar threat seriously, take what's happened to our beautiful islands as a terrible warning, and someday, perhaps, avenge us.

  • @LordAJ12345
    @LordAJ12345 7 месяцев назад +304

    Cody's slight chuckle at part of the pen flying off at 5:38 gives me life

    • @nicholaseliotsmith1430
      @nicholaseliotsmith1430 7 месяцев назад +56

      its the wide eyed look of terror/utter delight that gets me. the grin gets a little wider but he just keeps going

    • @limeyndixie
      @limeyndixie 7 месяцев назад +22

      I’ve watched that a dozen times now because that is exactly how I would react. “Oh shit!” followed immediately by “ha!”

  • @adam346
    @adam346 7 месяцев назад +43

    Israel and Gaza: *pop off*
    Cody: "Boars?"
    Katy: "Boars."

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 7 месяцев назад

      I’m pretty sure boars broke to the fence. Don’t believe your eyes when you see a bunch of terrorist driving a shovel. What do Jews and Muslims not eat. Exactly Boars. It’s all a big conspiracy folks

  • @dmanisbadatthings8803
    @dmanisbadatthings8803 7 месяцев назад +31

    Boy i thought these episodes were jokes at first, but now... Cody's making a lot of sense

  • @LittleHerdaz
    @LittleHerdaz 6 месяцев назад +12

    This is my first boar episode, now I have to go back and watch them all so I can be more informed at the impending Aporkalypse. Stay safe everyone ❤

  • @onlirier2993
    @onlirier2993 7 месяцев назад +135

    It's all clear... the biblical Behemoth and Leviathan are the Boar and the Orca. Everything makes sense now.

    • @saulwiner2999
      @saulwiner2999 7 месяцев назад +2

      Dammit you're absolutely right. So what's the Ziz?

    • @TheLucanicLord
      @TheLucanicLord 7 месяцев назад +2

      Kosher rules explained. It all makes sense.

    • @TJF588
      @TJF588 7 месяцев назад

      The Ziz is Corvids, as the weekly weird coverage by the boys at Internet Today can attest. @@saulwiner2999

    • @6dragondaddy913
      @6dragondaddy913 7 месяцев назад

      Until they interbreed and create the Boarca the terror of land sea and air... Yeah this MF can fly thus fulfilling the ancient prophesy "when pigs fly"...

    • @samcyphers2902
      @samcyphers2902 7 месяцев назад

      @@saulwiner2999 Let me tell you about the "Birds Aren't Real" activist movement.

  • @Silburific
    @Silburific 7 месяцев назад +62

    I wasn't expecting an Animorphs refference in a Some More News video about boars of all things... but then I remembered that the whole premise of Animorphs is a group of _humans_ turning into _animals_ to combat a threat that would spell the doom of all humanity. Animals like _boars._
    WHAT DO YOU KNOW, K.A. APPLEGATE?!?!

    • @462n
      @462n 6 месяцев назад +4

      Obviously the the last book in the series was originally going to reveal how one of the side effects of boars being exposed to nuclear radiation caused a mutation that made it so yeerks could live in them without having to return to their pools, and thus all of the boars today are being controlled by yeerks. Sadly, the yeerks got to her before she could write it and made her change the ending

    • @joeiechristiansantana9641
      @joeiechristiansantana9641 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@462nFuck, stop cooking! 😂😂😂
      -Definitely not a Yeerked Human

    • @carlosgutierrez8231
      @carlosgutierrez8231 6 месяцев назад +1

      In one of the behind the bastards episodes about Ben Shapiro's terrible book, Robert Evans makes a joke about Cody writing erotic animorphs fanfiction.

    • @brandonmroe265
      @brandonmroe265 3 месяца назад

      And what's one of the animals an Animorph is depicted turning into on the cover of one of the books?!? *AN ORCA!!!* Dare I say K. A. Applegate (or at least one of her many, many...many...ghostwriters) has taken a side in this ancient war beyond our mortal comprehension!!!

  • @palmertd05
    @palmertd05 7 месяцев назад +7

    This goes out to the advertisers who give Cody and Katy money to read the ads. If there is a skip option or on RUclips, a simple fast forward option, I typically take it. But I never do when I watch/listen to Some More News. Their ability to create little stories and characters and jokes, while hitting the important beats in a genuine way, is really fun and seems to be a good usage of your money. I've never heard them mail-in an ad copy, and that's really cool.
    So keep it up! Give them money!

  • @inviktus1983
    @inviktus1983 7 месяцев назад +10

    Cody deserves an award for his acting.

  • @Maurolombriz
    @Maurolombriz 7 месяцев назад +198

    Cody maintaining an elevated erratic rage level throughout the entire episode is vibes.

    • @johnwrath3612
      @johnwrath3612 6 месяцев назад

      Erratic and highly erotic
      I am rock hard watching this

  • @mgalusic
    @mgalusic 7 месяцев назад +210

    I choose to believe these boar episodes aren't scripted in anyway and Cody just... Goes

    • @spootot
      @spootot 6 месяцев назад +14

      They turn the camera on and he just does that

    • @penguinpinata
      @penguinpinata 6 месяцев назад +1

      these as in multiple ?!

    • @mgalusic
      @mgalusic 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@penguinpinata oh yeah he's done like 3 or 4

    • @lazerhosen
      @lazerhosen 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@penguinpinata Cody, the host of this show, in this very episode you are posting in the comment section of, mentions all the previous boar episodes, shows thumbnails of them, and then summarizes them all while doing the whole "it's all connected" conspiracy bit and catching us up on more current boar stories... all in the first part of the video after the intro (the section called "Boar Saga Recap").
      Were you... watching it?

    • @DaraelDraconis
      @DaraelDraconis 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@lazerhosenmaybe they thought fake padt episodes were part of the bit?

  • @dagashithellama
    @dagashithellama 7 месяцев назад +7

    Great cameo by Errant Pen Cap! Thanks to everyone that makes this show possible❤

  • @robertbrown633
    @robertbrown633 7 месяцев назад +5

    No joke, this is the most focused and inspired performance I've seen out of Cody yet - impressive vigor and delivery on several long takes!!
    Also, I'm hoping this can help serve as a demonstration for the conspiracy-theory prone, that random, unrelated things can coincidentally share inconsequential details in common - that coincidence does not equal conspiracy. A futile hope, but it must be kept alive. Defending against delusion, and the preservation of truth, are among the greatest challenges of our age.

  • @KingNisch13
    @KingNisch13 7 месяцев назад +158

    So...we gonna get those "Orcas did 9/11" shirts in the merch store, or are y'all too cowardly to HELP US SPREAD THE TRUTH?!?!?!

    • @darkskyinwinter
      @darkskyinwinter 7 месяцев назад +9

      Orcas aren't real.

    • @amfindo
      @amfindo 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@darkskyinwinter😂😂 th best comments section ever

  • @tremainej4945
    @tremainej4945 7 месяцев назад +74

    “I’m just gonna come right out and say it….. Orcas did 9-11” I laughed so hard lol

    • @flashrogue4376
      @flashrogue4376 7 месяцев назад +7

      Orca's

    • @tremainej4945
      @tremainej4945 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@flashrogue4376 crap, lol

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 7 месяцев назад +5

      If you have heard orca vtuber Shylily's stories of the struggle she's had re: IBS and public toilets 😂😂😂 even the really cute short stack orcas can obliterate porcelain and plumbing alike on a humbug

    • @reguba3534
      @reguba3534 7 месяцев назад +2

      I don't know how you originally spelled it, but most plural nouns don't need an apostrophe, orcas included

    • @tremainej4945
      @tremainej4945 7 месяцев назад

      @@reguba3534 …… I’m sad lol, it’s been an interesting day at work

  • @CaptPeon
    @CaptPeon 7 месяцев назад +14

    No one else in media is brave enough to bring us this boaring yet essential truth! Thank you, Cody!

  • @EmonWBKstudios
    @EmonWBKstudios 7 месяцев назад +3

    Actually hilarious how right as you said "We kept going" (5:38) the pen falls apart and you . . . keep going.
    My hats off to you Cody.

  • @podemosurss8316
    @podemosurss8316 7 месяцев назад +36

    14:25 As a Spanish person I had to check this one up. Basically it was in Cantabria (a rural province of northern Spain) and the woman is fine now. She was sent to hospital and received good medical care because we're a civilised country.

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 7 месяцев назад

      How about you guys finally remove those damn Franco memorials. He’s been dead now for longer then he ever ruled Spain. Who thinks fondly about a filthy fascist

  • @StealthMarmot_
    @StealthMarmot_ 7 месяцев назад +19

    The utter commitment to "Boarbachev!" was Oscar-worthy.

  • @DanielJ-00
    @DanielJ-00 7 месяцев назад +10

    I was enjoying the boar puns but you guys had me at “Boarigins”

  • @eferg16
    @eferg16 7 месяцев назад +8

    I for one am glad you're still warning the public about the very real and significant boar threat.

  • @joantoons
    @joantoons 7 месяцев назад +411

    FINALLY a break from the BULL and back to stories that REALLY MATTER!!!

    • @Mr_Boifriend
      @Mr_Boifriend 7 месяцев назад +5

      I see what ya did there😅😂

    • @KaritKtana
      @KaritKtana 7 месяцев назад +2

      ALWAYS HAVE TRACTION!!!

    • @inviktus1983
      @inviktus1983 7 месяцев назад +1

      Boarsome.

    • @JackieSmite
      @JackieSmite 7 месяцев назад +2

      we can trust some more news to tackle the tough issues mainstream news won't touch!

    • @AbdunK99
      @AbdunK99 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@JackieSmitePerfect comment; should be a mian. 😅

  • @ShauntSerelu
    @ShauntSerelu 7 месяцев назад +168

    It's like Cody knows when I take a weed gummy and uploads right before it kicks in lol

    • @bcyost1908
      @bcyost1908 7 месяцев назад +6

      Same here lol.

    • @WeeWeeJumbo
      @WeeWeeJumbo 7 месяцев назад +18

      _he knows._

    • @SMPKarma
      @SMPKarma 7 месяцев назад +12

      watching this one high was a real trip lmao

    • @SkulsterDulster
      @SkulsterDulster 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@SMPKarma you make a good point holdon

    • @spv420
      @spv420 7 месяцев назад +1

      fun

  • @dancoroian1
    @dancoroian1 7 месяцев назад +4

    Pretty crazy how Cody's original "crazy conspiracy theory" from 6 years ago turned out to be pretty much completely accurate (except we still need evidence of the teleportation! 😆)

  • @Zomonitan
    @Zomonitan 7 месяцев назад +7

    I love how passionate Cody is for these boar episodes

  • @249aaa
    @249aaa 7 месяцев назад +53

    even the snowBOARders arent safe??!!! OH THE *HUMANITY* !!!
    edit: the Gorbachev/boar alliance unironically almost made me do a spit take just now LMAO
    edit 2: as a bio major i feel a need to point out whales n pigs are super closely related in terms of phylogenetic lineage overlaps so the natural orca/boar antagonism could’ve started from like, a Succession-type familial drama lost to prehistory

  • @Devedrus
    @Devedrus 7 месяцев назад +300

    I always knew we couldn't trust the Boarcas. Thank you Cody and Cody-adjacent newspeople for being the only true patriots in this country unafraid to hold our elected cetaceans to account.

    • @alistairlindsay2685
      @alistairlindsay2685 7 месяцев назад +15

      You thanked the Cody-adjacent newspeople but not newspuppets? Brutal discrimination

    • @Devedrus
      @Devedrus 7 месяцев назад +8

      True. I will repent for my sins via baptism in Corn Cream™️

    • @KaritKtana
      @KaritKtana 7 месяцев назад +4

      Boarcas indeed!
      Isn't it even more amazing, since whales started off as a kind of pig that went back into the ocean millions of years ago???

    • @tylerboothman4496
      @tylerboothman4496 7 месяцев назад +2

      Don't blame me, I voted for the penguins

  • @MinimumWageREI
    @MinimumWageREI 7 месяцев назад +4

    Kudos to Cody maintaining that frenetic energy level.

  • @michaelkilliany1472
    @michaelkilliany1472 7 месяцев назад +7

    I've been a believer in the boar menace from episode 1. Every sheeple on the planet must be made aware of the boar overlords. I'm looking forward to episode 10 of the boar series which future Cody has assured me details the defeat of the tusked swine!

  • @RJeremyHoward
    @RJeremyHoward 7 месяцев назад +29

    This not being called Some Boar News is an oversight I will stomach only because I NEED THIS NEWS!

  • @Godemporerofthegays
    @Godemporerofthegays 7 месяцев назад +49

    I love this is structured like literally every conspiracy ever

    • @rschwartz666
      @rschwartz666 7 месяцев назад

      At least in the internet age, anyway.. 🤪

  • @SavagelyBadAtLosing
    @SavagelyBadAtLosing 7 месяцев назад +5

    It's scary that this isn't being covered in the MSM, more people need to know about the danger we're all most definitely in.

  • @el3aleyle
    @el3aleyle 7 месяцев назад +3

    This has big Daily Bugle energy and I'm here for it

  • @matthewmaceda5042
    @matthewmaceda5042 7 месяцев назад +80

    This has been the most off the rails and unhinged holiday episode ever and its been FUCKING AMAZING. TY

  • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
    @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 7 месяцев назад +275

    Can we talk about how the Pig War is a real pain in the ass on Wikipedia where so many people try to stress that the pig was a casualty of the war, and the editors on Wikipedia argue "NO! The pig was not and shall never be considered a casualty of the Pig War it was named after!" despite the public opinion stressing in favor of the pig.

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 7 месяцев назад +20

      "Alright you psychopath I've been waiting years for this!"

    • @LillyP-xs5qe
      @LillyP-xs5qe 7 месяцев назад +35

      They removed it again, need to put it back and say anymore who removes the pig is a speciest and ignoring the boar death toll of the war.
      "We only count humans, not animals" humans are animals!

    • @LakeVermilionDreams
      @LakeVermilionDreams 7 месяцев назад +23

      "Generals gather in their masses..."

    • @briankoski2532
      @briankoski2532 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@LakeVermilionDreams
      Black Sabbath & their War Pigs song is way-cool. Thanks.
      I'm surprised that Cody didn't mention it.

    • @AwesometownUSA
      @AwesometownUSA 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@LakeVermilionDreams… BAH-DUH!

  • @avgalice
    @avgalice 7 месяцев назад +2

    The pun budget for this whole video is through the roof😂

  • @PurposefullyIneloquent
    @PurposefullyIneloquent 6 месяцев назад +3

    YOOO I noticed that Animorphs reference at the end there!! Yeerks vs Andalites... Really good memories.

  • @RtheDoost
    @RtheDoost 7 месяцев назад +61

    Loving the deep cut references. But just remember, the Andalites could be double agents as they could morph into either boar or orca, and in extreme cases....boarcas!

    • @pbDEMON
      @pbDEMON 7 месяцев назад +8

      There's gotta be at least a dozen of us that understood that one.

    • @fkrkf
      @fkrkf 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@pbDEMONthat series was a best seller back in the day and this show is millennial centric (side note, I got my now 20yo son into it and he's read every book multiple times and it was a big part of his childhood) so
      I can't believe there's only a dozen viewers that would appreciate this joke but likely hundreds as I feel like the series lends to a more leftist world view

    • @RtheDoost
      @RtheDoost 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@pbDEMON fair, but also balanced. But i havent hardly heard of any animorph reference in years. Maybe to the tune of 3 in the last 15yrs. Not that i search it despite my enjoyment of the series. Its been a lingering niggle in the back of my mind to dive into recap content of it

    • @SparrowNR
      @SparrowNR 7 месяцев назад +3

      Definitely had an "okay, I see you SMN" moment after that. But remember, one of the main villains of the series was an Andalite being controlled by a Yeerk. COINCIDENCE???

    • @peterbillings3276
      @peterbillings3276 7 месяцев назад +2

      Made me do a double take on the Animorph reference.
      “Did he really just say Andalite??”

  • @Nernel
    @Nernel 7 месяцев назад +112

    Standing ovation. 10/10.
    You deserve an Emmy for this episode.
    (Not sarcasm btw, this was an inspired performance imo)

    • @r3db0x
      @r3db0x 7 месяцев назад

      Why?

    • @watdew1502
      @watdew1502 7 месяцев назад +2

      apologies for being like #70

    • @TheFatblob25
      @TheFatblob25 6 месяцев назад +3

      Agreed! Cody at least deserves some kind of award.. He is an incredible performer, clear precise reading combined with truly animated delivery. He's got the goods.

  • @cs5384
    @cs5384 7 месяцев назад +2

    I have had a monumentally bad day but this made me laugh so much. I am left with a positive vibe. I love you Cody Johnston. I love to watch your videos. I love to watch you. I LOVE TO WATCH YOU ALL DAY LONG!

  • @Rotting_bones
    @Rotting_bones 7 месяцев назад +1

    “Edging you to that sweet sweet oblivion” bro 😭😭

  • @gydorack
    @gydorack 7 месяцев назад +23

    The Animorphs never turned into boars, probably because their DNA was so mutated that it could not be absorbed, and when they turned into Orcas they found the lost city of Atlantis. Coincidence? I think not!

    • @TJF588
      @TJF588 7 месяцев назад +1

      Aniboarphs

  • @HapsterHap
    @HapsterHap 7 месяцев назад +20

    At this point, the board metaphor has come full circle and is literally just about Boars again.

  • @Baldevsingh-oe7yg
    @Baldevsingh-oe7yg 7 месяцев назад +2

    One of the best episodes of anything ever. Thank you

  • @MacForaday
    @MacForaday 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Yeerks and Andalites" Wow, an Animophs reference in 2023? I almost spit out my coffee in surprise!

  • @Atoll-ok1zm
    @Atoll-ok1zm 7 месяцев назад +38

    And here I was thinking cody couldn't get more unhinged
    "We're doing boars I'm chained to a truck"
    Also COMRADE ORCA

    • @smaug2981
      @smaug2981 7 месяцев назад

      You forgot that Warmbo was given a truck

    • @brotherjustincrowe
      @brotherjustincrowe 7 месяцев назад

      And a cell phone

  • @CatBarefield
    @CatBarefield 7 месяцев назад +11

    “I’m doing a boar episode, under duress 😃” is the funniest shit ever my guy

  • @meghanncarter8471
    @meghanncarter8471 6 месяцев назад +2

    Looking forward to Warmbo joining the side of the boars and claiming his name has been Warmboar all along, silly goat.

  • @samanthabailey02
    @samanthabailey02 7 месяцев назад

    Yes!!!! I shared this like crazy. I have loved these last six years. More. Biggest fan!!!! Love y'all

  • @marvellousm
    @marvellousm 7 месяцев назад +120

    This episode was hilarious, a top tier performance from Cody, thank you for the much needed levity

  • @LograyX
    @LograyX 7 месяцев назад +97

    At some point, someone needs to get Cody a Boar Spear so he can defend himself from all these boars!

    • @zljmbo
      @zljmbo 7 месяцев назад +17

      you fool, have you not paid attention? there is no defense against such dark force. there is no escape, we are all doomed

    • @LograyX
      @LograyX 7 месяцев назад +26

      @zljmbo this sounds like Boarpaganda to leave us without our Boar Spears!

    • @auth3ntic118
      @auth3ntic118 7 месяцев назад

      Duh, this is why we in the States can't get rid of assault weapons. How else does one deal with 30 to 50 wild boars seeking to murder one's family otherwise?

    • @nyb-487
      @nyb-487 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@zljmbo a snowboarder in this video used a snowboard, so we should all take up snowboarding. I just ordered one off Cody's Amazon wishlist, I should be getting it any day now

  • @basicsimp8798
    @basicsimp8798 7 месяцев назад +3

    I for one welcome our new Orca Overlords!

  • @chrisswiston8232
    @chrisswiston8232 7 месяцев назад

    Top notch entertainment! Always makes makes me laugh , think and sometimes makes me cry . The talent is awesome! The quick wit and the call backs are priceless.

  • @RHCole
    @RHCole 7 месяцев назад +199

    Scare your wet warm news into me, Mister Cody!

    • @michaelgollihue6314
      @michaelgollihue6314 7 месяцев назад +17

      I heard this comment

    • @ChronoWave1
      @ChronoWave1 7 месяцев назад +16

      That's DOCTOR Mister Cody to you!

    • @jeffersonclippership2588
      @jeffersonclippership2588 7 месяцев назад +17

      Consume Cody's corn cream

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 7 месяцев назад +5

      i can feel Cody's content coming inside me!!

    • @lilpetz500
      @lilpetz500 7 месяцев назад +3

      How dare you put Warmbo's voice in my head like that, I feel like I can report you for that crime

  • @Martian_Secret_Agent
    @Martian_Secret_Agent 7 месяцев назад +33

    Being a vegetarian my whole life I’ve acted as if this issue hasn’t affected me. I’ve been pretending to give both boars and orcas the benefit of the doubt, you know, no skin in the game and all. But I can’t deny it any more. They’re a problem. And you know, the issue starts at the school age. It’s crazy.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 7 месяцев назад

      It's always tough to lose your boarskin, isn't it?

  • @user-tk8en9lx8n
    @user-tk8en9lx8n 7 месяцев назад +1

    This show is the best thing on the entire internet. Cody should get a fucking award

  • @andrewgreenwood9068
    @andrewgreenwood9068 7 месяцев назад

    Thanks smn. I really needed this after the last few weeks

  • @itsjustadoggy
    @itsjustadoggy 7 месяцев назад +23

    i am like, not 100% sure how much of this is just a bunch of unconnected rambling and how much is actually worthwhile to decide but I am so invested in this boar saga this is so crazy wtf., thank you

  • @kacektv9405
    @kacektv9405 7 месяцев назад +23

    Damn all our support and now they have a studio AND can afford a very long chain attached to a truck? *Wipes a tear away* ya never know when you make a difference but it really is fantastic we changed their lives. I mean I use adblocker and somehow steal a dollar from their Patreon each month but still we did this. We ARE Some More News.

  • @Austin-fd4ep
    @Austin-fd4ep 7 месяцев назад

    I’ve only been a fan of SMN for a few months now and this video has absolutely cemented my love for Cody and this show.

  • @captainoftheneverdie21
    @captainoftheneverdie21 7 месяцев назад +1

    Damn, what a spooky episode. Shouldn't watch this before bed or else I'll get nightmares

  • @Trafoder
    @Trafoder 7 месяцев назад +78

    Been working my way back through the SMN catalogue and skipping every Boar episode in hopes of doing a SMN Boar Binge™️. This seems like reason enough to finally do it, excited to finally learn the ugly truth about the boars!

    • @Nicholas_is_my_name
      @Nicholas_is_my_name 7 месяцев назад +4

      Nice 🙂

    • @HeySlothKid
      @HeySlothKid 7 месяцев назад +15

      Make sure to pace yourself, you don't want to go overboar-d

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@HeySlothKid Puns like that are going to boar people.

    • @RobertHenris-rr5vd
      @RobertHenris-rr5vd 7 месяцев назад

      ​​@@Corbomite_Meatballsblow it out your boar hole, orca-man

  • @chrisflynn3315
    @chrisflynn3315 7 месяцев назад +8

    This episode gives such hard Colbert Report vibes, in all the best ways

  • @breakingglass27
    @breakingglass27 6 месяцев назад

    Katy's self-satisfaction with her emphasis on the word "not" in the Stamps ad kills me

  • @OmegaSoypreme
    @OmegaSoypreme 7 месяцев назад +1

    That surprise Animorphs reference had me literally clapping with delight! 😂
    Interestingly, none of the Animorphs never turned into a boar. Maybe K.A. Applegate knew something!

  • @RandomEntry13013
    @RandomEntry13013 7 месяцев назад +12

    Yo! That 311 impression at 25:40 was so unexpected and impeccable I had to pause the video for laughter. Incredible. Another Boar-illiant episode from the SMN team.

  • @googlechicken
    @googlechicken 7 месяцев назад +56

    The most disturbing part of this video is the fact that a business that exists on this planet based on the premise that people really like nuts but are to lazy to go to the grocery store to get them. We are doomed

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 7 месяцев назад +19

      Our built environment is so hostile and unpleasant to be in we feel like leaving our homes is some burdening chore and not, yknow, going for a walk for fresh air

    • @annipixi
      @annipixi 7 месяцев назад +5

      i had to read the description to confirm it wasn't a shitpost patreon ad lmao

    • @gike2755
      @gike2755 7 месяцев назад +7

      I honestly thought it was satire. I had to search for it 😂. Cody is creeping up to Onion levels here

    • @nerdywolverine8640
      @nerdywolverine8640 7 месяцев назад +1

      not all of us can leave our houses unaided :/

    • @googlechicken
      @googlechicken 7 месяцев назад

      @@nerdywolverine8640 I understand that but do you feel that’s the market they are catering to? Seems a bit like a niche market to me but point well taken

  • @chessenthusiast
    @chessenthusiast 7 месяцев назад

    37:58 when he said Yeerks and Andalites, my entire childhood came flooding back to me. That is a DEEP cut, nice!

  • @rayflyers
    @rayflyers 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love the fact that this video has a 9/11 fact check underneath.

  • @DakotaFiles
    @DakotaFiles 7 месяцев назад +14

    always amazed at the production quality of this show! while we couldn't see the elaborate and expensive contraption, it sounded super elaboarate and expensive. I'm glad the patreon dollars are being put into good use

  • @ckEagle165
    @ckEagle165 7 месяцев назад +5

    Septem-Boar through Decem-Boar are the four most terrifying months of the year. We get a break in January, and then we have to make it through Fe-Boar-ary.

  • @gwick358
    @gwick358 7 месяцев назад +1

    I can't believe that I've been watching you for six years. Keep it up. Very entertaining and often informative. 😉✌❤

  • @Shady_Fungus
    @Shady_Fungus 6 месяцев назад

    It’s episodes like these that make me happy I subscribed.

  • @K13xK3k5
    @K13xK3k5 7 месяцев назад +10

    The first time i listened to Laverne (Codys Bands first album), when "Johnnie Oink" came on, i immediately had to think of the boar episodes. Glad we are getting a important update to this important topic.

  • @thinman25
    @thinman25 7 месяцев назад +10

    Sick last second Animorphs reference. I haven't read all the books, but I'm *fairly* certain they never turned into boars... but they TOTALLY DID turn into orcas in one of them! Animorphs chose a side!

  • @TheRaven8
    @TheRaven8 6 месяцев назад

    Gotta say, you’re the only long form I listen to that I don’t skip the ads. They’re friggin great

  • @FaithTheFallen
    @FaithTheFallen 7 месяцев назад +1

    Okay the animorphs reference took me out from orbit, you can't just drop that on me like that!

  • @fordesponja
    @fordesponja 7 месяцев назад +22

    You guys made the most compelling conspiranoia tbh.

    • @DSnake655
      @DSnake655 7 месяцев назад +3

      "Conspiranoia" needs to be in wider use.

    • @fordesponja
      @fordesponja 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@DSnake655 It has been used for some years in Spain, we should export it

  • @MirkaHK
    @MirkaHK 7 месяцев назад +7

    I laughed so hard... and then went and bought the new Asterix comic to find out what all the wild boar eating has done to them. :D

  • @lucascole2232
    @lucascole2232 6 месяцев назад

    The ad segment starting off with "hey there NUT lovers" gave me such whiplash from the boar breakdown preceeding it

  • @jaraket
    @jaraket 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ok, now I want Cody to do a whole show about Animorphs.