DO NOT PLAY SPLATOON 3 WITH A RANDOMIZER

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @8-BitShaolin
    @8-BitShaolin 5 месяцев назад +809

    “Doing a 65 in a school zone” is one of the coolest ways I’ve ever heard someone say that they’re being a little too extra, and I NEED to enlist it into my vernacular!! 😂

    • @captain_CandleStix
      @captain_CandleStix 5 месяцев назад +7

      REAL

    • @MagicZ_YT
      @MagicZ_YT 5 месяцев назад +5

      Vernacular? 😂

    • @raizeprime
      @raizeprime 5 месяцев назад +31

      vernacular is such a good word, i really need to add it to my vernacular

    • @TimeIsImportant
      @TimeIsImportant 5 месяцев назад +16

      Buddy has a spectacular vernacular

    • @m0ntageg1rl
      @m0ntageg1rl 5 месяцев назад +2

      in your what.i love this word now

  • @SomeGalNamedEve
    @SomeGalNamedEve 5 месяцев назад +476

    8:09 "Who came up with this dude"
    - JayMoji after purposefully picking only Squid Beakons

  • @theheatstun
    @theheatstun 5 месяцев назад +337

    (0:57) bless you jay

    • @JayMoji
      @JayMoji  5 месяцев назад +167

      You’re a real one

    • @Paul-j7c1o
      @Paul-j7c1o 5 месяцев назад +11

      True

    • @theheatstun
      @theheatstun 5 месяцев назад +23

      You the real one here ​@@JayMoji
      May you get blessed in every sneeze.

    • @vernstern6364
      @vernstern6364 5 месяцев назад +4

      0:59 bless you jay
      (Btw yer the best RUclipsr in all of history)

    • @Lilmickey69ify
      @Lilmickey69ify 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@JayMojiBLESS YOU

  • @bowiesbrother2000
    @bowiesbrother2000 5 месяцев назад +98

    Jay to the octopus: your intestines are gonna be in your head.
    Me: I’m pretty sure they already are.

  • @Milk_Toast05
    @Milk_Toast05 5 месяцев назад +74

    0:57
    I'll have you know I was eating at the time, so I said bless you internally thank you.

  • @LuigiMan2401
    @LuigiMan2401 5 месяцев назад +57

    14:36 feels very much like "I did some off camera mining" to me, but I trust you jaymoji. Just so you know I have full trust in you.

  • @quisimon181
    @quisimon181 5 месяцев назад +134

    Great Mario impression at 13:10

  • @autismrk8636
    @autismrk8636 5 месяцев назад +88

    12:20 the voice of a broken man 🥲😭☠️

  • @frostalt1894
    @frostalt1894 5 месяцев назад +120

    i am fully convinced jay is a masochist

  • @weebiiluu
    @weebiiluu 5 месяцев назад +25

    "I know I'm doing 65 in a school zone right now-"
    no Jay, ur doing 100 in a church parking lot my guy

  • @TriMoblin
    @TriMoblin 5 месяцев назад +76

    “I adapt to any level I’m in”
    Ok mahoraga

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 3 месяца назад

      Eight handles lookin ahh

  • @ThePureSynergist
    @ThePureSynergist 5 месяцев назад +35

    I don’t play Splatoon but I’ve been genuinely enjoying your content lately. Thanks for the laughs, JayMoji.

  • @Shnoz591
    @Shnoz591 5 месяцев назад +17

    9:10 yes squids have intestines and octupi do as well. For octupi the intestines are actually one of their only 3 organs being intestines, brain and *explodes*

  • @trevor1790
    @trevor1790 5 месяцев назад +20

    Kacero needs a raise. Managing to make eating a basic ass sandwich interesting is top-tier editing.

  • @pufferfish__2
    @pufferfish__2 5 месяцев назад +18

    this video truly encapsulates the inklings construction plans

  • @Real_E.M.Entertainment
    @Real_E.M.Entertainment 5 месяцев назад +46

    0:57 I'm sorry I had food in my mouth.

  • @ghstrl
    @ghstrl Месяц назад +2

    I love how Jay makes a stupid joke and keeps going with it anyways. The whole "that scared the beans out of me- there's beans all over the floor now" is a really good example of it.

  • @sigmavann
    @sigmavann 5 месяцев назад +128

    The idea is simple:

    • @Milaburr
      @Milaburr 5 месяцев назад +2

      Beat splatoon 3s hero mode but completely randomized

    • @scaraptor2106
      @scaraptor2106 5 месяцев назад +5

      The problem:

    • @TrueColours8
      @TrueColours8 5 месяцев назад +7

      You wake up:

    • @rwkplay
      @rwkplay 5 месяцев назад +3

      I'm feelin' in a pretty good mood today:

    • @Noir_TheBozo
      @Noir_TheBozo 5 месяцев назад +1

      After alterna.

  • @AuraOfANobody
    @AuraOfANobody 5 месяцев назад +12

    Return of the Mammalians is my favorite slideshow

  • @Anon_Octo
    @Anon_Octo 5 месяцев назад +17

    11:48 So the funny thing is they don't have any fingernails.

    • @SpectacleSpark
      @SpectacleSpark 5 месяцев назад +1

      you'd think squids would have these......

  • @MAZakir2
    @MAZakir2 5 месяцев назад +31

    9:20
    Mr. Grizz: Hey! That's my line!

  • @KAITOtoes
    @KAITOtoes 5 месяцев назад +20

    (0:57) bless you, Jay

  • @wiffelwaffle
    @wiffelwaffle 5 месяцев назад +8

    WOOO new jaymoji video, perfect thing to watch with a bowl of macaroni

  • @Chrispy103
    @Chrispy103 5 месяцев назад +33

    This is basically rainbow Alterna but without rainbow colours

    • @_Mayoz_
      @_Mayoz_ 5 месяцев назад

      Homophobic alterna during pride month /j

    • @5up3r_n0v4
      @5up3r_n0v4 5 месяцев назад +4

      It's like the rainbow expansion 😭

    • @Chrispy103
      @Chrispy103 4 месяца назад +2

      yeah lol

  • @The_nerd_hinox
    @The_nerd_hinox 5 месяцев назад +13

    “Gas, $5.60 a gallon, uuuuuuaaaaagggghhhhhh”

    • @hasbruh2987
      @hasbruh2987 5 месяцев назад +1

      Valid complaint tbh

    • @Fox-p3w
      @Fox-p3w 3 месяца назад

      Fr tho

  • @taralyoth51
    @taralyoth51 5 месяцев назад +2

    It feels like yesterday where me and my lil bro were playing splatoon 1 on the local 1v1 thingy fighting for baloons and killing each other.
    Its been like 5-7 years since then.

  • @cyb3rl0v333
    @cyb3rl0v333 3 месяца назад +2

    "Your intestines are gonna be in your skull" is so creative thank you

  • @-Esther-wonder-
    @-Esther-wonder- 5 месяцев назад +2

    12:20 me having to wait get splatoon 3 for Christmas a year after it released and only being able to play splatoon 2 keeping the lobbies alive and it taking as long as the randomizer waiting screen:

  • @dragon_lord_5912
    @dragon_lord_5912 5 месяцев назад +8

    bro 12:20-12:30 got me BUSTED Laughing (uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh "that's what i sound like when i have to spend money"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh "me at my local wawa uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh manager: sir are you ok? hotdogs are 2.50$ manager yea that's actually are sale price today AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-🤣🤣🤣

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 5 месяцев назад +2

    16:48 I’ve seen longer loading screens… AHEM AHEM SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION…

  • @cheeki420
    @cheeki420 5 месяцев назад +2

    I wanted a splatoon 3 randomizer since the game came out. I had no idea how i would want it but this is probably one of the best ways it could be

  • @Casualocto
    @Casualocto 5 месяцев назад +5

    0:57 Bless you jay

  • @doglover5591
    @doglover5591 5 месяцев назад +2

    imagine failboat just busts through the door and yells: "HOLY CRAP JAY YOUR IDEA ISNT SIMPLE YOU MONSTER!"

    • @MK8MasterJunjie
      @MK8MasterJunjie 5 месяцев назад

      Is that what he’s like? I haven’t watched him in years so I don’t know if he’s any different.

    • @doglover5591
      @doglover5591 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@MK8MasterJunjie well to start his videos, failboat says: "the idea is simple." ans hes also doing more videos with jaymoji

    • @MK8MasterJunjie
      @MK8MasterJunjie 5 месяцев назад

      @@doglover5591 I need to start watching his content again. I stopped watching it because of something he did to me.

  • @ufoteeth.
    @ufoteeth. 5 месяцев назад +9

    love how this starts as a splatoon randomizer let’s play and halfway through we’re talking about hot dog price inflation

  • @reneegarcia817
    @reneegarcia817 4 месяца назад +1

    You: people who said bless you, thank you
    Literally me: your welcome

  • @0ctoSquid-rh2ed
    @0ctoSquid-rh2ed 5 месяцев назад +7

    New Jay splatoon video?! 🤯

    • @JayMoji
      @JayMoji  5 месяцев назад +9

      More likely than you think

  • @HilM-qe3jv
    @HilM-qe3jv 3 месяца назад +2

    17:36 he really said "nom nom nom"

  • @RayDragonM
    @RayDragonM 5 месяцев назад +13

    2 Jay upload in one week??? We’re so back!

    • @HolaSoyDora69-f
      @HolaSoyDora69-f 5 месяцев назад

      Haha its a refrence to the splatoon 3 music video😂

    • @RayDragonM
      @RayDragonM 5 месяцев назад

      @@HolaSoyDora69-f That was not intentional 🤣

  • @The_Sunflowr
    @The_Sunflowr 5 месяцев назад +7

    0:57 bless u

  • @itzbrianmuscles
    @itzbrianmuscles 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:56
    bless you Jay

  • @Alexxx-wb9sh
    @Alexxx-wb9sh 5 месяцев назад

    I've juste wasted 20 minutes of my life watching Jaymoji waste 2 whole days in front of never ending loading screens and it was the greatest thing I've done today. Thank you Jay

  • @devilish_ashe
    @devilish_ashe 5 месяцев назад +4

    that sandwich looked really delicious

  • @SPL5CTO
    @SPL5CTO 5 месяцев назад +1

    10:41 Pov: *David Attenborough in blue planet*

  • @CandaceHow-im3df
    @CandaceHow-im3df 3 месяца назад

    Mad Jay: LET ME SEE IT!!!!
    Good Jay: I have passions
    NOT TRUE!

  • @roykalager2360
    @roykalager2360 5 месяцев назад +1

    If there was a Splatoon warriors game. That would be so weird. But they can make some cool multi weapon combos.

  • @zdelrod829
    @zdelrod829 5 месяцев назад +3

    After Alterna would have been the funniest first level.

  • @micheledasilva1897
    @micheledasilva1897 5 месяцев назад +1

    The tent just got me laughing❤ 12:56

  • @Blond_7
    @Blond_7 Месяц назад

    0:54 I think the reason it thinks you’re at site 6 is because the kettle ‘that sinking feeling’ is from there, and the game is trying to figure things out.

  • @KevinOsuide-qw5hu
    @KevinOsuide-qw5hu 5 месяцев назад +2

    20:30 they're liking their fingers jay, its a European thing

  • @izzycorn_temmie9493
    @izzycorn_temmie9493 5 месяцев назад +2

    0:57 bless you

  • @lvnarlanding
    @lvnarlanding 5 месяцев назад +2

    this is just Splatoon 3: The Illusion of Choice

  • @chebas_
    @chebas_ 5 месяцев назад

    17:43 that sandwich looks so good but it's 12 am in a small town as im watching this and i can't go get one like it

  • @Jm-ki4su
    @Jm-ki4su 5 месяцев назад +1

    i'd just like to say your commentary is very entertaining

  • @AAAAAAABBT
    @AAAAAAABBT 5 месяцев назад +2

    7:32 is my fav part

  • @SandNoods
    @SandNoods 5 месяцев назад +4

    10:30 "so we're in copper"
    -that rainbow six kid

  • @OlaAbdelmotaleb-sr3yx
    @OlaAbdelmotaleb-sr3yx 4 месяца назад

    15:34 literally made me laugh so much 😂

  • @PeterP616
    @PeterP616 5 месяцев назад

    You know it’s a good day when both Jay and Dan upload on the same day

  • @_.joof._
    @_.joof._ 5 месяцев назад +2

    WOOOO MORE JAYMOJI CONTENT 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Cool_Guy_2437
    @Cool_Guy_2437 5 месяцев назад

    "perfect execution" and that it was (and bless you jay)

  • @Galaxiewolfdachicken
    @Galaxiewolfdachicken 5 месяцев назад +5

    this is the fastest ive ben to a jaymoji vid

  • @philledzone
    @philledzone 5 месяцев назад +3

    I couldn't say bless you I had a toothbrush in my mouth :(

  • @melvinlovesyou_
    @melvinlovesyou_ 5 месяцев назад +1

    finally, we get to see a jaymoji mukbang

  • @xlampshadex
    @xlampshadex 5 месяцев назад +1

    this looks like hell but also hella fun (praying for you rn)

  • @gumi_b3ar
    @gumi_b3ar 5 месяцев назад

    9:08 best jaymoji quote

  • @Inkoming
    @Inkoming 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hello Jaymoji this is probably your best video yet

  • @Akaminosprime
    @Akaminosprime 5 месяцев назад

    You know what would better fit here
    The mod with retranslated texts
    But of course need another version with even more translation cycles

  • @goldensun1167
    @goldensun1167 5 месяцев назад +1

    Funny moment
    8:51 *BEGINNING!*
    9:07 to 9:17 *SKULL*
    10:16 MOOD
    12:06 to 12:31 *AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @dobromirpodsiado5884
    @dobromirpodsiado5884 5 месяцев назад

    7:16 jaymoji just casually roasting himself

  • @TheMacco
    @TheMacco 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bless u Joymaji

  • @fortknoxyt
    @fortknoxyt 5 месяцев назад

    Jay make another andi video! The subscribers love your Splatoon andi projects! Project andi is the most by far funny videos you’ve made. Please make more.

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 5 месяцев назад

    17:49 I have no offense against it, I’m eating too.
    Pasta, chicken, red pepper… don’t remember which red pepper, cheese, sause, etc.

  • @abbeycooper1297
    @abbeycooper1297 5 месяцев назад +1

    Jaymoji my savior, my lord, my liege 🙇🙇🙇👑

  • @TheChosenSkull
    @TheChosenSkull 5 месяцев назад

    I feel like a text randomizer would do this challenge a huge favor too

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 5 месяцев назад

    15:23 imagine if this is actually in the game map thing and the loading screen is actually just clipping geometry in the screen.

  • @notben9846
    @notben9846 5 месяцев назад

    Bro accidentally activated his slow-motion action replay.

  • @sniperfox24
    @sniperfox24 5 месяцев назад

    0:58 Bless you Jay

  • @That1Neet
    @That1Neet 5 месяцев назад +1

    I would love to see the unedited video of this

  • @starfire003
    @starfire003 5 месяцев назад

    7:21 which editor is calling him out in 4k, I owe you a slice of pizza😂

  • @CaptianGamerDude
    @CaptianGamerDude 5 месяцев назад +1

    I wonder what it would be like in side order… *p a i n*

  • @nei0-17
    @nei0-17 4 месяца назад

    0:57 bless you 🤧

  • @pandalamb130
    @pandalamb130 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hey jay! I subscribed to your channel.😎🦑✨

  • @MitoNova583
    @MitoNova583 5 месяцев назад +1

    dang, $2.50 for a hot dog on sale? economy's gone down the drain 😔

  • @daboioi6310
    @daboioi6310 5 месяцев назад

    0:57 bless you bro

  • @Pablim-gx3fq
    @Pablim-gx3fq 5 месяцев назад +3

    LIMBUS COMPANYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @Octo_Rain
    @Octo_Rain 5 месяцев назад +1

    Where to throw them, how to throw them, how to NOOOOOOO
    -jaymoji 2024

  • @picklefizzoffline
    @picklefizzoffline 3 месяца назад +1

    2:53 USE THE STUPID SPLASHDOWN

  • @Prime_Time_23
    @Prime_Time_23 4 месяца назад

    'bless you' we all say in unison

  • @Chrispy103
    @Chrispy103 5 месяцев назад

    0:52 Because the first level you played was in world 6 in the normal game, but in the mod it's in world 1 but the mod doesn't register that

  • @Lana_the_Lesbian
    @Lana_the_Lesbian 5 месяцев назад +1

    Jay mo is back

  • @Tim_depeloz
    @Tim_depeloz 5 месяцев назад

    0:56 bless you 👍

  • @Brandogamer293
    @Brandogamer293 5 месяцев назад +1

    Don’t let the nintendo ninjas aka the fun police find out

  • @tabletorange
    @tabletorange 5 месяцев назад

    Knock knock. Nintendo is at your door with a baseball bat

  • @ElonG8-cv5cd
    @ElonG8-cv5cd 10 дней назад

    Bless you mr achoo.

  • @Slash21117
    @Slash21117 5 месяцев назад

    10:53 is my favorite part ohh splash wall.

  • @Andres-rr4ei
    @Andres-rr4ei 5 месяцев назад

    Reports coming in Jaymoji slowing goes insane saying he's going to drive 65 in a school zone

  • @xraenon1664
    @xraenon1664 5 месяцев назад +1

    Okay, but time for the REAL question: What’s in the After Alterna kettle?

  • @Yoko-ex8ne
    @Yoko-ex8ne 5 месяцев назад

    YES! Peoples, Jay is BACK!!

  • @zerovene_
    @zerovene_ 5 месяцев назад

    we stan kacero editing

  • @youngwill1697
    @youngwill1697 5 месяцев назад +1

    Fire video

  • @StarOcto
    @StarOcto 5 месяцев назад

    Jay I don't watch your vids that much but today I actually watched some and PLEASE I'm begging you PLEASE upload more 😭(if you can) especially Splatoon vids