“Doing a 65 in a school zone” is one of the coolest ways I’ve ever heard someone say that they’re being a little too extra, and I NEED to enlist it into my vernacular!! 😂
9:10 yes squids have intestines and octupi do as well. For octupi the intestines are actually one of their only 3 organs being intestines, brain and *explodes*
I love how Jay makes a stupid joke and keeps going with it anyways. The whole "that scared the beans out of me- there's beans all over the floor now" is a really good example of it.
It feels like yesterday where me and my lil bro were playing splatoon 1 on the local 1v1 thingy fighting for baloons and killing each other. Its been like 5-7 years since then.
12:20 me having to wait get splatoon 3 for Christmas a year after it released and only being able to play splatoon 2 keeping the lobbies alive and it taking as long as the randomizer waiting screen:
bro 12:20-12:30 got me BUSTED Laughing (uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh "that's what i sound like when i have to spend money"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh "me at my local wawa uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh manager: sir are you ok? hotdogs are 2.50$ manager yea that's actually are sale price today AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-🤣🤣🤣
I've juste wasted 20 minutes of my life watching Jaymoji waste 2 whole days in front of never ending loading screens and it was the greatest thing I've done today. Thank you Jay
0:54 I think the reason it thinks you’re at site 6 is because the kettle ‘that sinking feeling’ is from there, and the game is trying to figure things out.
Jay make another andi video! The subscribers love your Splatoon andi projects! Project andi is the most by far funny videos you’ve made. Please make more.
Jay I don't watch your vids that much but today I actually watched some and PLEASE I'm begging you PLEASE upload more 😭(if you can) especially Splatoon vids
“Doing a 65 in a school zone” is one of the coolest ways I’ve ever heard someone say that they’re being a little too extra, and I NEED to enlist it into my vernacular!! 😂
REAL
Vernacular? 😂
vernacular is such a good word, i really need to add it to my vernacular
Buddy has a spectacular vernacular
in your what.i love this word now
8:09 "Who came up with this dude"
- JayMoji after purposefully picking only Squid Beakons
(0:57) bless you jay
You’re a real one
True
You the real one here @@JayMoji
May you get blessed in every sneeze.
0:59 bless you jay
(Btw yer the best RUclipsr in all of history)
@@JayMojiBLESS YOU
Jay to the octopus: your intestines are gonna be in your head.
Me: I’m pretty sure they already are.
0:57
I'll have you know I was eating at the time, so I said bless you internally thank you.
14:36 feels very much like "I did some off camera mining" to me, but I trust you jaymoji. Just so you know I have full trust in you.
Great Mario impression at 13:10
Hmmmmmmmm
LMAOOO
I don't know I don't know where anything is-a
JOKER PFP
12:20 the voice of a broken man 🥲😭☠️
i am fully convinced jay is a masochist
"I know I'm doing 65 in a school zone right now-"
no Jay, ur doing 100 in a church parking lot my guy
“I adapt to any level I’m in”
Ok mahoraga
Eight handles lookin ahh
I don’t play Splatoon but I’ve been genuinely enjoying your content lately. Thanks for the laughs, JayMoji.
9:10 yes squids have intestines and octupi do as well. For octupi the intestines are actually one of their only 3 organs being intestines, brain and *explodes*
Kacero needs a raise. Managing to make eating a basic ass sandwich interesting is top-tier editing.
this video truly encapsulates the inklings construction plans
0:57 I'm sorry I had food in my mouth.
I thought it said foot 💀😭
@@hasbruh2987 💀
@@hasbruh2987💀
I love how Jay makes a stupid joke and keeps going with it anyways. The whole "that scared the beans out of me- there's beans all over the floor now" is a really good example of it.
The idea is simple:
Beat splatoon 3s hero mode but completely randomized
The problem:
You wake up:
I'm feelin' in a pretty good mood today:
After alterna.
Return of the Mammalians is my favorite slideshow
11:48 So the funny thing is they don't have any fingernails.
you'd think squids would have these......
9:20
Mr. Grizz: Hey! That's my line!
(0:57) bless you, Jay
Bless you Jay
god bless jay
WOOO new jaymoji video, perfect thing to watch with a bowl of macaroni
This is basically rainbow Alterna but without rainbow colours
Homophobic alterna during pride month /j
It's like the rainbow expansion 😭
yeah lol
“Gas, $5.60 a gallon, uuuuuuaaaaagggghhhhhh”
Valid complaint tbh
Fr tho
It feels like yesterday where me and my lil bro were playing splatoon 1 on the local 1v1 thingy fighting for baloons and killing each other.
Its been like 5-7 years since then.
I miss it.
"Your intestines are gonna be in your skull" is so creative thank you
12:20 me having to wait get splatoon 3 for Christmas a year after it released and only being able to play splatoon 2 keeping the lobbies alive and it taking as long as the randomizer waiting screen:
bro 12:20-12:30 got me BUSTED Laughing (uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh "that's what i sound like when i have to spend money"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh "me at my local wawa uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh manager: sir are you ok? hotdogs are 2.50$ manager yea that's actually are sale price today AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-🤣🤣🤣
16:48 I’ve seen longer loading screens… AHEM AHEM SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION…
I wanted a splatoon 3 randomizer since the game came out. I had no idea how i would want it but this is probably one of the best ways it could be
0:57 Bless you jay
imagine failboat just busts through the door and yells: "HOLY CRAP JAY YOUR IDEA ISNT SIMPLE YOU MONSTER!"
Is that what he’s like? I haven’t watched him in years so I don’t know if he’s any different.
@@MK8MasterJunjie well to start his videos, failboat says: "the idea is simple." ans hes also doing more videos with jaymoji
@@doglover5591 I need to start watching his content again. I stopped watching it because of something he did to me.
love how this starts as a splatoon randomizer let’s play and halfway through we’re talking about hot dog price inflation
You: people who said bless you, thank you
Literally me: your welcome
New Jay splatoon video?! 🤯
More likely than you think
17:36 he really said "nom nom nom"
2 Jay upload in one week??? We’re so back!
Haha its a refrence to the splatoon 3 music video😂
@@HolaSoyDora69-f That was not intentional 🤣
0:57 bless u
0:56
bless you Jay
I've juste wasted 20 minutes of my life watching Jaymoji waste 2 whole days in front of never ending loading screens and it was the greatest thing I've done today. Thank you Jay
that sandwich looked really delicious
10:41 Pov: *David Attenborough in blue planet*
Mad Jay: LET ME SEE IT!!!!
Good Jay: I have passions
NOT TRUE!
If there was a Splatoon warriors game. That would be so weird. But they can make some cool multi weapon combos.
After Alterna would have been the funniest first level.
The tent just got me laughing❤ 12:56
0:54 I think the reason it thinks you’re at site 6 is because the kettle ‘that sinking feeling’ is from there, and the game is trying to figure things out.
20:30 they're liking their fingers jay, its a European thing
0:57 bless you
this is just Splatoon 3: The Illusion of Choice
17:43 that sandwich looks so good but it's 12 am in a small town as im watching this and i can't go get one like it
i'd just like to say your commentary is very entertaining
7:32 is my fav part
10:30 "so we're in copper"
-that rainbow six kid
Cringe
15:34 literally made me laugh so much 😂
You know it’s a good day when both Jay and Dan upload on the same day
WOOOO MORE JAYMOJI CONTENT 🔥🔥🔥
"perfect execution" and that it was (and bless you jay)
this is the fastest ive ben to a jaymoji vid
I couldn't say bless you I had a toothbrush in my mouth :(
finally, we get to see a jaymoji mukbang
this looks like hell but also hella fun (praying for you rn)
9:08 best jaymoji quote
Hello Jaymoji this is probably your best video yet
You know what would better fit here
The mod with retranslated texts
But of course need another version with even more translation cycles
Funny moment
8:51 *BEGINNING!*
9:07 to 9:17 *SKULL*
10:16 MOOD
12:06 to 12:31 *AAAAAAAAAAAAA*
7:16 jaymoji just casually roasting himself
Bless u Joymaji
Jay make another andi video! The subscribers love your Splatoon andi projects! Project andi is the most by far funny videos you’ve made. Please make more.
17:49 I have no offense against it, I’m eating too.
Pasta, chicken, red pepper… don’t remember which red pepper, cheese, sause, etc.
Jaymoji my savior, my lord, my liege 🙇🙇🙇👑
I feel like a text randomizer would do this challenge a huge favor too
15:23 imagine if this is actually in the game map thing and the loading screen is actually just clipping geometry in the screen.
Bro accidentally activated his slow-motion action replay.
0:58 Bless you Jay
I would love to see the unedited video of this
7:21 which editor is calling him out in 4k, I owe you a slice of pizza😂
I wonder what it would be like in side order… *p a i n*
0:57 bless you 🤧
Hey jay! I subscribed to your channel.😎🦑✨
dang, $2.50 for a hot dog on sale? economy's gone down the drain 😔
0:57 bless you bro
LIMBUS COMPANYYYYYYYYYYY
The multitude tightens its hold…
Ok but why is this here I am so confused
Where to throw them, how to throw them, how to NOOOOOOO
-jaymoji 2024
2:53 USE THE STUPID SPLASHDOWN
'bless you' we all say in unison
0:52 Because the first level you played was in world 6 in the normal game, but in the mod it's in world 1 but the mod doesn't register that
Jay mo is back
0:56 bless you 👍
Don’t let the nintendo ninjas aka the fun police find out
Knock knock. Nintendo is at your door with a baseball bat
Bless you mr achoo.
10:53 is my favorite part ohh splash wall.
Reports coming in Jaymoji slowing goes insane saying he's going to drive 65 in a school zone
Meant slowly
Okay, but time for the REAL question: What’s in the After Alterna kettle?
hell
YES! Peoples, Jay is BACK!!
we stan kacero editing
Fire video
Jay I don't watch your vids that much but today I actually watched some and PLEASE I'm begging you PLEASE upload more 😭(if you can) especially Splatoon vids