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  • @frocat5163
    @frocat5163 Год назад +82

    "We were born to Uber these fucks around."
    Damn...I feel that.

  • @cucamongaduke3600
    @cucamongaduke3600 Год назад +79

    “When something’s pricey you gotta stretch it.”
    -The anthem of a generation

  • @SteveWarner
    @SteveWarner Год назад +386

    She was 1000% funnier than the crowd gave her credit for. There are true comedy gems here. Great job, Kristen!

    • @Lunchladydoyle
      @Lunchladydoyle Год назад +4

      She was getting much love !!!Whatch you talken about Willis ??

    • @md61211
      @md61211 Год назад +7

      Rarely do it, but I guffawed a few times

    • @Stormgoddess
      @Stormgoddess Год назад +3

      Agreed 😂

    • @mercurygirl6897
      @mercurygirl6897 Год назад +7

      Gen-X always hurts someone’s feelings 💥🤣🤣💥🤷🏻‍♀️ she said there are THREE Gen-X’ers at that show!!
      The rest just can’t take much heat!

    • @annsmith233
      @annsmith233 Год назад +11

      I was thinking the rest of us Gen xers were probably in our pajamas if it was past ten. 😂

  • @CorpGoth
    @CorpGoth Год назад +252

    She needs a live Gen X crowd, she's AMAZING!

    • @steelearmstrong9616
      @steelearmstrong9616 Год назад +13

      She was to good for that sad woke crowd

    • @UBERTAMMY
      @UBERTAMMY 5 месяцев назад +3

      Exactly. They didn’t get her.

    • @DoctorClaw
      @DoctorClaw 2 месяца назад

      Yeah to young a crowd for sure. She is great

    • @MI-hz1cp
      @MI-hz1cp 2 месяца назад

      A gen X croquetas would give her a standing ovation

  • @EricDurrant-k5z
    @EricDurrant-k5z Год назад +494

    X-er here! Loved every minute of her set. I think she nailed our generation's entire life philosophy. "I don't give a shit."

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Год назад +49

      "boomers act like its coming out of their 401k"
      her contribution to the lexicon for today.

    • @Swearengen1980
      @Swearengen1980 Год назад

      Meh. The one big thing women comedians have to stop doing is going straight to overtly sexual stuff. Women go straight to bluntly just talking about ridiculous shit sexually (Nikki Glazer for example is one who could possibly be funny if she didn't try way too hard). They don't need it to be funny. They'd be funnier if they left out the sex shit altogether because they aren't clever or funny. Male comedians, if they go sexual, are far more creative or observant about it. Women comedians don't know how to be witty about sex, they just go graphic and think it's edgy. It's not.

    • @eringrey9297
      @eringrey9297 11 месяцев назад +4

      💯

    • @Gallasl666
      @Gallasl666 11 месяцев назад +7

      Funny lady! X-ers rule

    • @Jazzdumpling
      @Jazzdumpling 11 месяцев назад +3

      Amen

  • @truerthanyouknow9456
    @truerthanyouknow9456 Год назад +224

    “My kids are Gen Z, which is the last one”🤣

    • @Zipperscarr
      @Zipperscarr Год назад +13

      True, and probably true.

    • @mztweety1374
      @mztweety1374 Год назад +3

      For a reason.

    • @smrk2452
      @smrk2452 Год назад +4

      Actually the kids born today are called Generation Alpha

    • @Christopher.W
      @Christopher.W Год назад +4

      Gen Alpha (Gen A) born 2010-2025.

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 Год назад

      Gen Alpha are being devoured by boomers.

  • @estern001
    @estern001 Год назад +179

    Never been more proud to be Gen X!

  • @LeeQuesada-CoTGaming
    @LeeQuesada-CoTGaming Год назад +43

    Lmfao. Teletubbies made Millennials Ass-eaters. hahahaha. that's brilliant.

  • @paulwheeler6609
    @paulwheeler6609 Год назад +92

    "I decided to get smarter but it scared me, so I stopped." Hilarious.

  • @thegardenmuse2398
    @thegardenmuse2398 Год назад +256

    She speaks to my Gen X heart!

  • @somefreshbread
    @somefreshbread Год назад +107

    "Oh no. She's sad" is going to haunt ME for the rest of my life.

    • @ryanmartin4602
      @ryanmartin4602 Год назад

      Achievement unlocked: 1st Kink Discovered ruclips.net/video/Ba8OidlNE-c/видео.html

    • @KJKali
      @KJKali Год назад +4

      I told my 14 year old son the exact same thing about porn!😅

    • @littlestbroccoli
      @littlestbroccoli Год назад +2

      Hahaha

    • @kristijensen7457
      @kristijensen7457 11 месяцев назад +1

      It’s like we raised our kids the exact same way!

  • @annmarieknapp
    @annmarieknapp Год назад +140

    An Xer here. She nailed it. We aren't the better person. We had to survive on our own. Millenials and Boomers seem to be at odds and most forget about us. Probably a good thing. We can do ourthing under the radar.

    • @matthewatwood8641
      @matthewatwood8641 Год назад +2

      Always have

    • @AvalonDreamz
      @AvalonDreamz Год назад +2

      As usual

    • @gcanaday1
      @gcanaday1 11 месяцев назад +4

      For about 40 more years, max.
      That would make me 90. If I get that far, just open the front door and don't notice I'm gone for at least two days. I'll ditch myself on my own terms.

    • @josephjuno9555
      @josephjuno9555 2 месяца назад +1

      Who did we forget about... ?

  • @MrBlakeleyden
    @MrBlakeleyden Год назад +74

    She's automatically in my top-tier of favorite comedians after this set! Great all around. Thank you

  • @mackofalltrades3155
    @mackofalltrades3155 Год назад +52

    Im friends with a lot of gen x because of their "i dont give a shit" attitudes 😂

  • @lizardquinn
    @lizardquinn Год назад +74

    I’m Gen X and I approve this message. I don’t have kids but my Silent Generation dad said random shit to me when I was a kid that has stayed with me to this day and both scarred me and prepared me for life at the same time😂 and yes he doesn’t remember saying any of it to me

    • @datnillavondizzle
      @datnillavondizzle 7 месяцев назад +2

      Same boat brother! Im in my 40's, pops in his late 60's and I have become him in his 30's where he has became me when I was 12 years old.... Space time and multiple parallel universes I guess... Cheers fam!

  • @Bas20hz
    @Bas20hz Год назад +43

    This is absolutely GenX humor. I loved it and I’m old.

  • @stephendoing2253
    @stephendoing2253 Год назад +25

    Lol "eaten ass like it's taco bell"

  • @mercurygirl6897
    @mercurygirl6897 Год назад +15

    “Just get a ring light and ZOOM in”
    🤣💥💥💥💥🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilycollegemythbusters5532
    @lilycollegemythbusters5532 Год назад +145

    As a former ride share driver, and Gen X mom with a Gen Z son, LOVED THIS SO MUCH! LOL! Keep on doing your comedy, you are gold!

  • @johnnybooker
    @johnnybooker Год назад +68

    Loved her delivery!!! Dry and funny.

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 Год назад +48

    OMG 😆 she was literally HILARIOUS from START to FINISH!

  • @DollyKauionalani
    @DollyKauionalani 7 месяцев назад +8

    The chipped nail polish thing got me. My grandmother used to say that only street walkers wore blue eye shadow during the day, and red lipstick looks like a monkey's asshole. To this day I have trouble wearing blue eyeshadow!

    • @lilithowl
      @lilithowl 4 месяца назад +1

      You don't have to avoid something just because your grandmother looked down on other people to make herself feel better

  • @rossbrunson5122
    @rossbrunson5122 Год назад +19

    Oh, my God, this is quite possibly the funniest and most poignant comedy set that I’ve seen in the last five years! Fucking hilarious!

  • @spaceape3292
    @spaceape3292 Год назад +31

    A comedian with balls. Something rare this days.

  • @calebmanley5916
    @calebmanley5916 Год назад +55

    This is the first time I’ve seen her. I’m already looking for more!!! Love it!!!

  • @willsalicia
    @willsalicia Год назад +37

    OMG - generation X here. Thank you for saying it out loud 😂

  • @braveinsanity6843
    @braveinsanity6843 8 месяцев назад +12

    That set was great! As many have already commented, she would have absolutely slayed with a bigger Gen-X crowd.

  • @DavidLWarnerJr
    @DavidLWarnerJr Год назад +91

    Kristen Toomey is one of the best comics in Chicago! Hilarious stuff every single time. Bravo!

    • @kittervision
      @kittervision 11 месяцев назад +2

      She’s from my town? I like her even more now . She is me.

  • @howtosober
    @howtosober Год назад +63

    Gen X is so much more scrappy and resourceful. We came up on Red #40 in everything, drinking straight from the hose, and being totally MIA all day after school (with no cell phones- gasp!) until the street lights came on. There were no "playdates." If we got a beatdown nobody came to save us. Then we let ourselves in the house and ate Cap'n Crunch for dinner in front of MTV. The Challenger blew up in front of us on live TV when I was in 1st grade and our teachers sent us to lunch like nothing happened. We took our Halloween candy to the supermarket to have it scanned for needles and razor blades and that was NORMAL. Adults thought all of us were either becoming satanists or joining gangs depending on which Parental Advisory music we were into. People can say what they want about us, but if any generation is most likely to survive a nuclear holocaust it's definitely gonna be Gen X. Just listen to our music. We're the "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me" generation. Kids coming up now don't even know how to sign a credit card receipt and their icons are (gag) Taylor Swift and random people on Instagram that open boxes and expect you to send them money..

    • @EdWard-ie5wn
      @EdWard-ie5wn Год назад +2

      I'm a millennial and that was basically my childhood. We used to just be a roving gang of hoodlums terrorizing the neighborhood and doing dumb shit. We just had better video games

    • @mistiroberts1576
      @mistiroberts1576 Год назад +7

      If you were in the first grade when the space shuttle blew up you aren't Gen X
      I was 16 when that happened and the youngest Gen xrs were 10

    • @EricaGamet
      @EricaGamet Год назад +5

      @@mistiroberts1576 Most places put Gen X through 1980... and this person would have been born in '80 (6 years old in '86).

    • @richardbradley5217
      @richardbradley5217 Год назад

      ​@@mistiroberts1576Wrong Gen X ended in 1980-81.

    • @SweatyPotatoChip
      @SweatyPotatoChip Год назад +3

      I don't understand what this commenter is crying about.

  • @aguerrero4406
    @aguerrero4406 Год назад +9

    I’m glad comedy like this still exists in today’s world.

  • @TheBlackJewelz
    @TheBlackJewelz Год назад +63

    I'd bet money RIGHT NOW she'll be nationally known within 3 years if she keeps going.

  • @kittervision
    @kittervision 11 месяцев назад +8

    Proud Gen Xer here. 90s teens are a special breed. We ROCK

  • @chanthana7694
    @chanthana7694 Год назад +16

    The chipped nail hits me hard, lol. I'm always active with my hands from washing dishes to gardening so it chip the next day after I painted it. I'm too lazy/busy to care. 😂

  • @aaronburratwood.6957
    @aaronburratwood.6957 Год назад +50

    Holy crap she’s funny Af. Absolutely spot on.

  • @kellidinit3725
    @kellidinit3725 Год назад +37

    I’m dying 😂😂😂 yea, sadly what stuck with my son is something I was being sooo sarcastic about, but he was 8, so the sarcasm went over his head and for years he thought I believed something horrid. 😂😂

    • @KJKali
      @KJKali Год назад +5

      What did you say?! Can’t leave us hanging like that!

    • @gcanaday1
      @gcanaday1 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah not fair

  • @3VILmonkey
    @3VILmonkey Год назад +18

    "I'll call you 'they'. I don't give a shit."

  • @aozbrown3283
    @aozbrown3283 Год назад +26

    Very smart comic. She made me laugh and contemplate. Great sense of humor and perspective!

  • @chairfacechippendale8540
    @chairfacechippendale8540 Год назад +25

    Keep the character.. don’t change anything. Awesome set

  • @BrandonTedrow
    @BrandonTedrow 7 месяцев назад +4

    On point! Fellow Gen X here. We are the forgotten generation.

  • @nghttrn001
    @nghttrn001 Год назад +12

    She was great!!! The stomping on the coke 🤣🤣🤣 gotta stretch it

  • @annapolack8207
    @annapolack8207 Год назад +12

    I like this video so much that I subscribed to this channel. More Gen X moms!

  • @krissifadwa
    @krissifadwa Год назад +7

    HAHAHA 3:40 "I'm only going to Target!"

  • @its.cassie
    @its.cassie Год назад +7

    I remember all the weird ass shit my mom said to me 20 yrs ago... still
    And she’s even more nuts now 😅

  • @EliteWokiesNonEliteRichHuhlolz
    @EliteWokiesNonEliteRichHuhlolz Год назад +11

    This is the first thing that made me care about Gen X in 20 years. Since I was a kid and used to see those commercials of them skateboarding in tie dye with that song 🎵 Generation *X* 🎵 and... destroying kitchens talkin about "Any questions?"

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner Год назад +89

    A+ video!
    Fantastic set! She was confident the entire time.
    She's going to be a star!

  • @stephanielechuga4935
    @stephanielechuga4935 Год назад +4

    The last part about shit we say intentionally lasting a lifetime. Hilarious. Oh no she's sad. Hahahahha😂😂 she killed it

  • @erikaarnold4780
    @erikaarnold4780 8 месяцев назад +6

    “Do your homework…” I felt that one. These poor babies.

  • @susiefairfield7218
    @susiefairfield7218 Год назад +25

    👈🏼This Gen X Mom with Millenial & Gen Z Kids loved it ❤

  • @crazyredheadbeyotch8125
    @crazyredheadbeyotch8125 Год назад +4

    LOVED her!!!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂She WILL be a household name- wait and see!

  • @AlPao-h2e
    @AlPao-h2e 11 месяцев назад +5

    GenX is one of the great joys of life.

  • @arshbehal6312
    @arshbehal6312 Год назад +24

    She is bloody amazing. Wow. ♥️

  • @jennmari7425
    @jennmari7425 Год назад +12

    I'm 46 and the chipped nail polish thing is totally true as soon as mine starts to chip I get nervous and every time I see somebody with chipped nail polish I think they are a dirty whore!! What is wrong with me!?!😂

  • @vinterfjell
    @vinterfjell Год назад +7

    she was hilarious, relatable, and chose a great dress to accentuate her eyes on stage, whether it was intentional or not. I'd go see you live, Kristen!

  • @kayjenn5721
    @kayjenn5721 11 месяцев назад +6

    I’ve never related so much with a comedian in my life! 😂

  • @V8blue
    @V8blue Год назад +9

    She is so spot on! I’m laughing my head off over here.

  • @sparkythancztwise
    @sparkythancztwise Год назад +10

    4:24 and this is a new *FAVORITE* comedian of mine - my cup of tea
    and
    I'm a hetero chick for context --but damn I love the way the perky blue of the dress is almost made dull by KT's *eyes* !
    Love everything about her face and expressions and overall, everything.

  • @dawnmullen4348
    @dawnmullen4348 Год назад +8

    I couldn't stop laughing, Kristen Toomey is very funny!

  • @MF.Alchemy
    @MF.Alchemy Год назад +8

    GenX comedy is fully coming into it's own in the 2020s. Sheeeeett.

  • @roslynnnoble1828
    @roslynnnoble1828 Год назад +23

    On no, I might be a Gen-X mom for real! This woman is hilarious 😅

  • @zaymoney252
    @zaymoney252 Год назад +11

    She’s hilarious joke for joke literally laughed her whole set

  • @JediMindTrix420
    @JediMindTrix420 Год назад +41

    Finally a funny woman that brings it. Diamond in the rough.

  • @Cyclopsonlyseeshisdeath
    @Cyclopsonlyseeshisdeath Год назад +7

    I haven't heard of her before, but loved her delivery. That gen z is the last one, and the wasabi.... so true. It sent me into a thought spiral about all the crazy stuff I've said to the kids

  • @SuperPowderpig
    @SuperPowderpig Год назад +5

    Had me laughing out loud. Great work

  • @Crangaso
    @Crangaso Год назад +14

    She's funny AF!!

  • @johnmchugh8049
    @johnmchugh8049 Год назад +7

    She’s almost mean enough to be part of our generational club 😂

    • @erikaarnold4780
      @erikaarnold4780 8 месяцев назад

      The perfect concentration of mean.

  • @jonnyhalo1041
    @jonnyhalo1041 Год назад +10

    Love her!!! Stay on top gen X

  • @acurlyconscious
    @acurlyconscious Год назад +16

    She’s absolutely amazing, does she have her own channel??

  • @Kryssthealien
    @Kryssthealien Год назад +5

    Usually I'm picky but I laughed so... well done.

  • @mil3276
    @mil3276 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love the slap your pus for energy haha I feel like I’ve done that figuratively in my head.

  • @jjfromthebigland781
    @jjfromthebigland781 Год назад +2

    This GenX divorced dad with a GenZ kid is in love with this woman...

  • @amyjeanbelk7561
    @amyjeanbelk7561 8 месяцев назад +1

    "You're laughing too hard"😂😂😂

  • @nealjroberts4050
    @nealjroberts4050 Год назад +3

    Ah, finally an American comedian not afraid to swear and not making swearing her bit!

  • @bitrudder3792
    @bitrudder3792 Год назад +37

    What is sad is that even though she’s joking about the mental exhaustion that leads to this “I don’t care” mentality, this is exactly as planned. You’ll be too exhausted to deal with what’s coming.

    • @tiffanygrever8092
      @tiffanygrever8092 Год назад +2

      What she said about the girl on the bike might be true as is very sad.its a big time epidemic and has messed up about fifty to sixty percent of the population.

    • @Swearengen1980
      @Swearengen1980 Год назад +7

      I took it as meaning, we don't care because it doesn't fucking matter. I'm not too exhausted to deal with shit because I don't let stupid, insignificant "problems" I have no control over ruin my day the way a left wing Gen Z and millennial does. They see someone else get misgendered and they're ranting about it all day long and are offended for them. Gen Z is always offended over something and so are the majority of the millennials. We come from a time when we could make fun of anyone without it being inherently racist or whatever word they choose to change the definition of.

    • @gcanaday1
      @gcanaday1 11 месяцев назад +1

      We're saving up for the big one.

  • @jasoncole9801
    @jasoncole9801 11 месяцев назад +2

    52 here, Blew my guts apart 💥😵 Haven't laughed that hard in forever🤣🤣 👍

  • @CruiseVagabond
    @CruiseVagabond Год назад +5

    I'm Gen X but she is RAUNCHY

  • @katfayegarrett3872
    @katfayegarrett3872 Год назад +4

    Gen Xer here, this made me laugh! My parents told me that whores wore leopard print clothes. Lol

  • @brentwentfishing
    @brentwentfishing 8 месяцев назад +1

    I can fix her... 🤭 I laughed my ass off!! 🤣 So funny! 👍👍

  • @JC-rr2kc
    @JC-rr2kc 11 месяцев назад +1

    Funny sh^t!! Love a comedian that just lets it flow--- cuss words, fence riding remarks, and making fun of trendy gross things!

  • @TheReal_Pim_Tool
    @TheReal_Pim_Tool 11 месяцев назад +1

    She was like a Dorothy from Wizard of Oz meets hotel maid and hilarious!

  • @Christopher.W
    @Christopher.W Год назад +2

    Her 13 yr old son might be Gen Alpha/Gen A. (Born between 2010-2025) The more you know…

  • @HIM-lk6of
    @HIM-lk6of 7 месяцев назад +1

    She killed it. Set was very funny

  • @glendabillingsley6996
    @glendabillingsley6996 Год назад +10

    Very relatable to the Gen x mom. Hilarious.

  • @JasonTeach
    @JasonTeach Год назад +2

    I'm not sure if the crowd knew what to do with her, but she was fucking funny.

  • @jefflambert8825
    @jefflambert8825 Год назад +2

    She’s great. Wish I could find more of her.

  • @frankorfranky3094
    @frankorfranky3094 Год назад +6

    Good job, nice set i laughed all the way through it. Prob because i am gen x aswell and she is funny as hell. Can't wait till her next one should be great

  • @Ryan-zz7nd
    @Ryan-zz7nd 6 месяцев назад +1

    Saw Kristen last night. Never laughed so hard. I was crying.

  • @honuman39
    @honuman39 6 месяцев назад +2

    I've never heard of her and I shrugged before pressing on this video but she's great. I'm going to look for more of her.

  • @sclaw954
    @sclaw954 7 месяцев назад +1

    OMG. she nailed it!!!! even the dad remark about her nails- my dad did same😂

  • @thiagowwz
    @thiagowwz Год назад +3

    5:23 » roflmao, I've already had a conversation about that with some friends, laughing as hell and that was a consideration brought as possibility 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
    triggered me madly over here and can't stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @tunerdadtunerdad7927
    @tunerdadtunerdad7927 Год назад +10

    Awesome set....she was great.

  • @adrianrentz5515
    @adrianrentz5515 9 месяцев назад +1

    Haha, reminds me of a Faith No More song where he sings...
    "Ah l'll just tell em what ma daddy told me, you aint never gonna amount to nothen."
    Pretty much what my old man told me. Makes me laugh each time l listen to that song :)

  • @Lisa_is_an_evil_snail
    @Lisa_is_an_evil_snail Год назад +3

    Hahahah oh man this was so good. I think about that all the time!! You never know what you’re gonna say that’s gonna stick with your kids forever

  • @sparkythancztwise
    @sparkythancztwise Год назад +9

    3:05 that got a surprise belly laugh outta me - was already loving every second but that was awesome
    genX here too, with a Z offspring
    P.S. LOL so glad I didn't read the content of the gray banner earlier- might have taken the fun surprise out of the joke a bit- and yes, I seriously hadn't heard anyone joke about the last letter this way yet

    • @zaymoney252
      @zaymoney252 Год назад +2

      Same here surprising hilarious laugh out loud funny

  • @multiplexor5920
    @multiplexor5920 Год назад +2

    Absolute Legend!!!

  • @countzer0408
    @countzer0408 Год назад +3

    She is great. Hope to see more from her.

  • @APcaveman
    @APcaveman Год назад +5

    SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU!!! WHY IS EVERYTHING ASS?!?!

    • @EdWard-ie5wn
      @EdWard-ie5wn Год назад

      Yeah girls just stick their asses out like baboons these days

    • @KJKali
      @KJKali Год назад +1

      Kardashians?

    • @APcaveman
      @APcaveman Год назад

      @@KJKali …. 😅😂🤣

    • @PS-qn4oz
      @PS-qn4oz 6 месяцев назад +2

      I'm Gen X and have been married since I was young. No one understands my shock, hearing about this.

  • @nicolenotizieeamici
    @nicolenotizieeamici Год назад +8

    I’m Gen x and I feel her!

  • @twana79brown
    @twana79brown Год назад +1

    She was speaking my language 😂😂

  • @michaelvaughn7137
    @michaelvaughn7137 Год назад +2

    Ubering them around in order to pay for their nights out drinking !

  • @23alleyoop
    @23alleyoop Год назад +5

    Great work, had me laughing out loud :)