Idea: Do a character that just camps out on random people’s roof and builds a shanty town on it with actual residents living up there, then when the building owner confronts you, yell at them for having the building under your town
the cloaker has to be the most unique police type enemy ive seen in any game. when you hear the sound it makes you'd be like "What the hell is that?" And would never expect to be dropkicked WWE style
The cloaker Imagine your robbing a bank and then hear the sewer opining and the last thing you see is a guy jumping over a goddamn Toyota to drop kick you into next week
"Alright, the safe word is 'police brutality'." "Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!" "You asked for it, really!" (no really, people asked for the cloakers back as they where a joke in payday the heist) "I got your DLC right here!" quotes of the cloaker
My favorites are “Now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!” “You wear that shit in your pants like a badge of honor” “I’ve got your safe house right fuckin here”
Fun Fact: Cloakers are one of the most dangerous enemies to deal with in Payday 2, at least in my opinion! However it got me thinking, if you were robbing a bank, what would be the scariest thing trying to stop your robbery!?!? For me, it would be Police Trained velociraptors!!!
Well the scariest thing that I can think of is locking them inside the bank's vaults for 24-48 hours if they haven't completely given up on the bank heist by then clearly something must be wrong with your vault...
the cloaker still terrifies me... i have ptsd from it all the time.. dude you could punish so many people for the smallest crimes with the dumbest things
"the crimes he commited were hitting light poles, driving thru reds, driving faster than my grandma and having a discount on slippers" fucking best crimes someone can be arrested for
the fact that you can show me any disturbing or terrifying monster, ghost, demon and i won't flinch but the second i hear the cloaker screech i get scared says enough.
The cloaker: an entire special forces that knows there in a game but still does there job Also I've never played Payday 2 but seeing the torment of others has given me PTSD
Idea: An "ordinary" set of anomalous boxes which not only take on a wide variety of forms one would consider a container, but when opened reveal extremely mentally damaging effects exclusive to the one opening and handling the box, ranging from finding their own severed head in the box, or an image which induces very violent paranoia and berserk tendencies, to even a jack in the box style demon which will stab the person opening the box in the throat while it plays the trade mark jack in the box music as the guy who was just stabbed tries to run from the box... But the box always finds you... What will your treasure box reveal...
You need to do a Judge Dredd one now. Helping the police to fight crime, but since you're a Judge from Dredd universe, you act as judge, jury and executioner.
I don't know. I think the LSPD should all be Judges by this point. I mean they already are Judge, Jury, Executioners. The issue is that you need to hold them to the highest standards. If a Judge goes bad. Death Sentence (And ban...I mean "HIGH STANDARDS"). So being "Judge Dredd" would be redundant. Though more unique being those officers that read minds.
Idea: Bulldozers pull up to the slightest law violations bringing up enormous firepower in their iconic hulking EOD suits (it could be also special variants like a skulldozers , medic dozers , minigun dozers or black dozers. So many dozers to choose from!)
The most Evil thing you can do to a Payday 2 player while they're sleeping: put on a helmet with night vision goggles and then play the cloaker noise and prepare for them to scream.
Idea: A self-proclaimed prankster youtuber finds a stealth suit which was mistankley thrown out by the military and proceeds to use it to film several pranks on other players.
imagine having a normal robbery then you just see smoke come out of no where as two dudes yelling rude comments at you as they rush towards you in a second with batons
Idea: Shadow Company operators get deployed into Los Santos to assist the police with an increase of crime in the city, after a little bit there is an order to betray the cops and become the law enforcement of Los Santos and shoot or publicly execute anyone who could have the smallest possible chance of being a criminal.
That noice is every Payday players nightmare I play Payday and I am terrified when I here that noise. And my favorite quote from the Cloakers is “The safe word is police brutality”
Idea: A man who picks people at random and protects them to the point of taking bullets for them while just grunting a bit from getting hit, from gangsters to police officers
Idea: SCP-style entitiy that compells the police department to arrest everyone for any reason at any cost. If everyone is successfully arrested, they turn on eachother. The last person standing is freed from the influence and has to choose to set everyone who's still alive free, or be granted worthy to receive the entity's tempting 'gifts'.
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What would you do if you heard the cloaker scream where you are right now?
Think about my life choices
I’d accept my fate
I would accept my death
Crap my pants
get ready for a cetchy line like "the safe word is police brutality"
Idea: Do a character that just camps out on random people’s roof and builds a shanty town on it with actual residents living up there, then when the building owner confronts you, yell at them for having the building under your town
DAMN
A funny idea haha
A Vietnamese in the roof
This is a good one
Up vote
the cloaker has to be the most unique police type enemy ive seen in any game.
when you hear the sound it makes you'd be like "What the hell is that?"
And would never expect to be dropkicked WWE style
The cloaker
Imagine your robbing a bank and then hear the sewer opining and the last thing you see is a guy jumping over a goddamn Toyota to drop kick you into next week
I know a game where you can give a cloaker a taste of their own medicine
@@susybaka4317 Lol
@Commander Heavy I'm 1 month late to replying but.
*They do indeed have good humor*
"Alright, the safe word is 'police brutality'."
"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!"
"You asked for it, really!" (no really, people asked for the cloakers back as they where a joke in payday the heist)
"I got your DLC right here!"
quotes of the cloaker
also on further note, i get the feeling those bank robberies started because of cloaker presence
My favorites are “Now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!”
“You wear that shit in your pants like a badge of honor”
“I’ve got your safe house right fuckin here”
@@theworstjockeyever503 eh, over used in my books
*"I'm gonna turn you inside out!"*
@@EnclaveSergeantArchDornan now thats a fun one
The council requires a part 2 of this masterpiece
Yes, I agree, part 2 needed
ya
The council also needs a dozer version.
@@taiki5675 The Rest of the council agrees with this request
Hell yeah I second that
*When you hear cloaker noises*
Cloaker: STOP RESISTING ARREST! AND WE CALL THIS TACTIC A DIFFICULT TWEAK!
The safeword is police brutality
You call this resisting arrest? We call it a difficulty tweak
@@dr.bright4198 "Wow, that was a nice workout. I think I'll have a protein drink and hit the shower."
"Now go to the forums, and CRY like the little BITCH you are!"
@@Not_an_illuminate_spy sadly saying that to a cloaker just means “hit me daddy”
YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST? WE CALL THIS A DIFICULTY TWEEK
-cloaker
Best line
Fun Fact: Cloakers are one of the most dangerous enemies to deal with in Payday 2, at least in my opinion! However it got me thinking, if you were robbing a bank, what would be the scariest thing trying to stop your robbery!?!? For me, it would be Police Trained velociraptors!!!
a railgun? minigun drones? a10 warthog? super advanced aliens? nuclear bombs? time traveling ww2 Germans? Cthulhu?
a karen
These all sound.. bad... but Batman with prep time...
Well the scariest thing that I can think of is locking them inside the bank's vaults for 24-48 hours if they haven't completely given up on the bank heist by then clearly something must be wrong with your vault...
hey mpc actually thats a really good video idea you should request that, police trained dinosaurs
jmw Cloaker: “I don’t get paid enough for this.”
also jmw Cloaker: “Cloaker pay is good.”
the cloaker still terrifies me... i have ptsd from it all the time.. dude you could punish so many people for the smallest crimes with the dumbest things
ah yes, P.T.C.D. post traumatic cloaker disorder, very common amongst heisters
@HitMeOnTelgram_jmwFILMS5 scammer?
@HitMeOnTelgram_jmwFILMS5 legit tripping imagine scamming people as fake jmwfilms
fr dawg 💀💀💀💀
"the crimes he commited were hitting light poles, driving thru reds, driving faster than my grandma and having a discount on slippers"
fucking best crimes someone can be arrested for
the fact that you can show me any disturbing or terrifying monster, ghost, demon and i won't flinch but the second i hear the cloaker screech i get scared says enough.
The cloaker: an entire special forces that knows there in a game but still does there job
Also I've never played Payday 2 but seeing the torment of others has given me PTSD
If you have a pc you GOTTA try it out
As someone with 1,000 hours on Payday... Yeah, no sugarcoating, the Cloaker is something that gives everyone and everything PTSD
This was pretty great. I can only imagine what a swarm of Cloakers would be like on here.
Idea: An "ordinary" set of anomalous boxes which not only take on a wide variety of forms one would consider a container, but when opened reveal extremely mentally damaging effects exclusive to the one opening and handling the box, ranging from finding their own severed head in the box, or an image which induces very violent paranoia and berserk tendencies, to even a jack in the box style demon which will stab the person opening the box in the throat while it plays the trade mark jack in the box music as the guy who was just stabbed tries to run from the box... But the box always finds you... What will your treasure box reveal...
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
Because Home Alone vibes
@jmwFILMS Ah yes, a scam.
That sounds hilarious 😂
English much?
16:05 "okay that has got to be one of the coolest exits I've ever seen" hahaha
You need to do a Judge Dredd one now. Helping the police to fight crime, but since you're a Judge from Dredd universe, you act as judge, jury and executioner.
I second this motion!
I don't know. I think the LSPD should all be Judges by this point. I mean they already are Judge, Jury, Executioners. The issue is that you need to hold them to the highest standards. If a Judge goes bad. Death Sentence (And ban...I mean "HIGH STANDARDS"). So being "Judge Dredd" would be redundant. Though more unique being those officers that read minds.
14:45 here we can see how a cloacker is getting ready to enter his natural habitat: A BANK HEIST
“Cloakers show up at any crime scene”
*Alright the safe word is police brutality*
💀
The safe word is WEWEWEWEWEWE
Pro tip for whenever you need to wake up on time, just use the Cloaker scream for your alarm and you will never overslept ever again👍!!!
Idea: Bulldozers pull up to the slightest law violations bringing up enormous firepower in their iconic hulking EOD suits (it could be also special variants like a skulldozers , medic dozers , minigun dozers or black dozers. So many dozers to choose from!)
Don’t forget about those headless dozers that have head hit boxes this size of ants
@@yes_and_so_what i think those would be more fitting for halloween episode
Or the zeal dozer
@@albernard8751 pain.
@@foxthefox1594 Bain....the zeal dozers...Bain they make me feel pain!
I literally trash talk people who get downed on the easier difficulties but get so embarrassed when a cloaker downs me randomly
This RP is Great as Hell. It was Great that someone also joined in and used the actual voice lines of the cloaker. Overall another banger Video.
I think I just realized why cloakers make that weird noise, I think it’s meant to disorient the person they’re after and maybe make them hesitate
It's actually the cloakers blocking Bains comms with the heister
11:39 looks straight out of a movie..😳
The best day of the week is when JMW uploads! Keep the good work up broskee. Love it
This one was amazing, I always enjoy the “Don’t worry, I’ll do the cops job for them, but better” trope
OMG, The cloaker one of the most annoying enemies in game history, keep the vids up!!!
As a payday 2 player I can agree.
OMG THIS WAS AMAZING!!!
I really wanna see more of this, and hopefully, cloakers will become an actual thing in the LSPD😸
The most Evil thing you can do to a Payday 2 player while they're sleeping: put on a helmet with night vision goggles and then play the cloaker noise and prepare for them to scream.
5:52 I bet that people would recognize this thing in 2024
The cloaker is such a great video idea lol. So many painful memories from payday
0:26 sorry to hear that man
Idea: A self-proclaimed prankster youtuber finds a stealth suit which was mistankley thrown out by the military and proceeds to use it to film several pranks on other players.
@jmwFILMS false account
@@gabrielc7861 what do you mean
@UNSURMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME a false account bot was trying to scam
@@gabrielc7861 how is he a false account, only the publisher can heart
imagine having a normal robbery then you just see smoke come out of no where as two dudes yelling rude comments at you as they rush towards you in a second with batons
The noises. They bring back so many horrible payday memories
5:49 LOL
Idea: Shadow Company operators get deployed into Los Santos to assist the police with an increase of crime in the city, after a little bit there is an order to betray the cops and become the law enforcement of Los Santos and shoot or publicly execute anyone who could have the smallest possible chance of being a criminal.
" *Execute, order 66.* "
Everyone upvote this. We need this
@@initiative_general2227 thank you for supporting my efforts
Sorry officers but the criminals are paying more
So basically the Last Man Battalion from the Division.
That noice is every Payday players nightmare I play Payday and I am terrified when I here that noise.
And my favorite quote from the Cloakers is “The safe word is police brutality”
I love this video so much, I hope you do this again
“Oh sometimes wishes do come true” that’s still a great line.
This video reminds me of when like 3-4 cloakers jumped through a wall on a 2 story building and just drop kicked me 😅
Oop
Oh god the cloaker idea actually became a thing! WELP. Might as well put in the dozers from payday 2 as well.
Idea: A man who picks people at random and protects them to the point of taking bullets for them while just grunting a bit from getting hit, from gangsters to police officers
5:52 bro made TV man before skibidi toilets
PLEASE PART 2 PLEASE THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST JMW films ive seen
8:12 that's the best attempt ever
Loved the touch with the second cloaker, looked like fun! Keep up the amazing videos!
"You call this resiting arrest I call this a difficulty tweek!"
BRO THIS IS SOO GOOD. I DEMAND A PART 2 JMW!!!!
The TV people were already in San Andreas 5:51
Great video my man! Keep it up ❤
@jmwFILMS Oh hell no a bot that literally copied Jmwfilms name perfectly
Dat Cloaker is like a ninja 🥷
I just imagined walking down a dark alley then hearing a clicker noise.
bro please do a part 2 man this was so interesting and cool!
I'm a massive Payday fan, this was a awesome video.
CLOAKER ARRESTS CRIMINALS! Was the funniest RP I seen from you in a while please continue this guy extreme force tactics in arresting criminals.
Dang, now I want a video with all of the payday police gang as the new police force in GTA lmao
I played so much Payday 2 that i got PTSD from the cloaker's LULULULULU
bro you literally always make my day, thank you❤️
You call this resisting arrest? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK.
Idea: SCP-style entitiy that compells the police department to arrest everyone for any reason at any cost. If everyone is successfully arrested, they turn on eachother. The last person standing is freed from the influence and has to choose to set everyone who's still alive free, or be granted worthy to receive the entity's tempting 'gifts'.
😂😂 Bro at 5:52 u will see TV MAN
JMW Keep up the great work thanks for always making my day better
Hahaha I really loved it XD 🖤
amazing content as ever! keep up the work man!!
@jmwFILMS really now? you have me interested
Now that you have dabbled in Payday 2 Characters, you are legally required to do the Bulldozer and Medic.
Instead of the Medic, he should do the Taser where he kept tasing the perp down repeatedly
@@ShadowMoon878 LOL yeah, just "Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt!" as the Perp has a heart attack
I wonder how many players you gave flashbacks of the cloaker and the horror that comes with it (or annoyance, depends)
i love the vid but.. why is Tv man from Skibidi Toilet is here 5:52
Keep up with the good work!!! Make my day every time you upload! ❤
"We gotta do this more offten" has to be the best line ever along with "we gotta stop meeting like this" 🎉🎉 the best
We need cloakers to be a regular part of the server
Definitely my favourite video yet! This was amazing to watch
You forgot to talk about how scary a cloaker is 😭
Idea: do another minecraft as a warden terrorizing the whole server
This was a good video to watch while I was on the toilet. The laughter helped somewhat with the diarrhea. No one talk about this please.
Okay. I love all the horror stuff... but this may top em
This dude sounds more like a medic but it still works I guess
"Im here, and I got drugs."
Truly the scariest horror video you made, the terror of the cloaker sends chills down my spine everytime I hear that sound. Have a like.
Bro is batman.
"Man, someone's gotta shut that guy up" made me die laughing 😂
“ We gotta stop meetin like this “ that’s from that YOU movie wit Jenna Ortega right?
"Eh, enough of payday today, lets play some GTA and have a little rest..."
That sound gave me PTSD
BEST VIDEO! i just watched therussinbadger play payday 2 and his cloaker memes mixed with this video is the best!
Cloaker:you call this resistting arrest we call this a difficulty tweak
Hearing two cloaker sounds, even if its not the actual game, was a level of PTSD I did not know I'd experience
8:15 "Sometimes wishes do come true." Was fucking perfect.
I love it when JMW plays as a hero almost ✨✨
Ahhhhh! I need a medic bag!
You Call this resisiting arrest, we Call this a difficulty tweak!
"Stop being a baby" gives such cloaker vibes
i love the videos when JMW is on the good side.
"YOU CALL THIS POLICE BRUTALITY? I CALL IT A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!" - Cloaker after he rocks your shit
“At least you didn’t jump out of a sewer grate and drop kick me” 😂
Dude this was sick!! Pls part 2! 🙏
I look back in this and I immediately say "MAKE WAY FOR THE DOOOZZERR!"
15:07 In the words of a cpt. Winter. "THERE! THE PAYDAY GANG!"
"You call this resisting arrest? We call this, a difficulty tweak!"
"I dont want to talk about my payday days" made me laugh