OMG that dog with the crying baby is making the exact same face I make when I'm stuck with that same crying baby on an airplane ✈️ it never fails I'm either next to the crying baby or the bratty 2 year old
@@markzuckergecko621 :eggzactly". Hair clippers are a couple of bucks. 20 minutes of work, and you look like a distinguished middle aged banker. But no, let's whine about our ordeal as a victim...
"maybe we aren't the problem" Truer words have never been spoken. BTW. When we say "Please hold the flash light", we want you to shine it in such a way that we can SEE what we are working at! This implies you have to position it in such a way that no shadow (of our own hands) falls on the thing we are working on. I know it is hard, but you have to pay attention when we are working!
Fun fact about possums Mr. Zed, due to the lower body temperature and slow metabolism, possums are virtually immune to rabies. Their scary grin does not reflect their extremely passive personalities, possum bites are very rare.😊
I found one in our llama shed one morning. He didn’t look like he actually wanted to be there; I think the morning caught him out. I waited for him to fall over, then scruffed him, put him into a cage, and carried him out to the pear tree. I opened the cage, and he trundled off to bed.
I think the funniest part about that for me was that I used a similar kids toy as a child and I honestly wish I could see the toy I used as a child as an adult to see if it had the same vulnerabilities. I remember trying to see if I could put the wrong piece through the wrong hole and didn't seem to be able to. Maybe the set I used was better designed or maybe I was totally missing something because I was a child.
6:38 I feel the pain. As a professional musician, I pride myself on not laughing at any pupil playing any instrument, but once and once only, I heard someone playing so badly in a school performance that I had to excuse myself and run to the toilets so that I could let out the biggest laugh I've ever done.
For the woman with the "rat tail," I worked at a place where a secretary walked around for a couple of hours with the back of her skirt tucked into her panty hose and no one told her. I'll add that she had a reputation for unprovoked nastiness.
Hey man, feminism asked for this. All that shrieking about "objectification" and "rape culture", people don't want to notice anything about a woman at work, even if it's just a friendly heads up. You never know when some psycho is gonna take something the wrong way. I'm sure there are men who have been fired for telling a coworker she had something in her teeth.
Just a little while ago, I saw a teenager on the sidewalk of a main road in a similar situation, although she had shorts underneath. I wanted to tell her, but I didn't like the idea of a man pulling up next to a teen girl and talking about how visible her butt is.
I learned as an adult that my father called my grandparents to complain about listening to me practice the Bassoon. They gave him no sympathy cause he played Oboe. They said, “Now you know how we felt.” 🤣🤣🤣
@@AJStarhiker I marched clarinet but concert I played bassoon so dad complained about that one. I wanted to learn a brass instrument he said, “You don’t need to learn any more instruments.”
Opossums only act aggressive. They aren't actually very bitey. Yes, they can bite. But they usually only do so if you mess with their babies or stick your hand in their mouths. Otherwise you can just grab them by the tail and put them outside. Maybe grab a snack for them to take with them so they know you aren't trying to hurt them. They are very chill critters even when they do like showing those razor sharp pearlies. 😂 Also, they jump poorly. 😂😂😂
It's Lego, not a model. Now you teach the kid about fixing stuff while having fun building it again. That's how we keep them from being useless when something breaks when they grow up. As well as teaching proper cleanup because the only thing worse than stepping on one of those is Mom stepping on one and then you're both in trouble.
Not to mention, I feel like that whole situation is on that parent. I mean, if you have a small child like that, with socks on, and you see them running onto a wood floor, you should see that them slipping and falling is basically inevitable.
I understand the difference but I just had to laugh when you said the snow on the guy's stairs was "just a sprinkle" because that little "sprinkle" would shut the whole of Ireland down, schools, workplaces, public transport, shopping, the works 😆 we are completely unprepared for snow over here
I can relate to the poor kid that fell and destroyed his x wing. I built a badass lego space cadet ship when I was like 7. Was riding in the car with my mom, the sunroof was open and I was acting like my ship was flying. Got a bit too high up by the open sunroof and the wind caught it and ripped it out of my hand. That damn thing exploded on the car behind us. I was devastated. Lol
That was an Opassum in her Christmas tree, probably terrified...they aren't aggressive, they try to look fierce, but their vision is pretty bad and they move very slow...I have rescued them...they will bite at you if you corner them. But they're usually on the losing end of every fight.
18:09 this clip should be the advertisement of the adhesive used to put on those lashes! This poor woman looks like a broken version of those dolls that close their eyes when you lay them down. 😂
13:25 The kid will enjoy putting it back together again with dad... don't be mad that it failed to destroy the Death Star. Just tell your son his was not being flown by the hero, but he helped. 😁
I solved the tree decorations thing. Gave my 8yo daughter our all-silver baubles and watched my missus go mad after she put up the 2nd bauble. My daughter threw the baubles at her mum and yelled "WHAT other colour, mum?!?!" I smirked. And walked out quiet-like. 🤣🤣🤣
I learned the hard way about decorative towels when I was 10. It was the Christmas season of 93. I had spilled a glass of milk in the kitchen. There were no paper towels but I did see a towel hanging from the oven handle. So I started to clean up with the towel. Then my mom walked in and saw what I had done. She nearly hit the roof. She flipped shit. I call it my mom's shit flip of 93.
I honestly have never once used glue on a Lego set lol. I have used glue in model kits because I was building something that will only ever be exactly what I am building. But because I am using building blocks with Lego blocks I have never felt the need to use glue.
My dad had a rule: “This isn’t a museum. Nothing in this house is for show.” If you don’t want it used, don’t buy it. No towels (or anything else) just for show.
@@Just-Nikki Seriously? Towels are your personal belongings? Well, another rule my dad had was, “If you can’t afford to use it, you can’t afford it. The only way to keep a car perfect is to park it in a garage. But that’s not why you buy a car. Show me a person who double parks their car and I show you someone who can’t really afford that car.” That’s why we have many sets of holiday towels. So you could use them, wash them, and use others while we were doing that. If you have towels that you can’t afford to use? You can’t afford your towels.
Towels are for drying hands, rugs in front of doors are for wiping feet, pillows are for laying heads on, coasters are for setting cups on, trash cans are for throwing trash in, etc. If you don't want people using your useless "decorative" junk, then don't setup scenarios where you know good and damn well people are going to use it!
22:08 GM actually makes it pretty easy to remove their V8's from their big SUVs. A group of guys could probably do it in less than an hour, without slicing everything up.
I want to hear this one. Daughter: Dad I think my car is broke, I put the green gas in" Dad: "Did you put diesel in your car?" Daughter: "yeah I think so" Dad: "Well, your 27. Good luck solving your problems." (click)
Possums are nocturnal critters and way more afraid of you than you're afraid of it. It's actually thinking of way to leave the tree at night or in the dark. The poor animal is scared shittless, only when cornered will they attacked. But remember oppossums play dead right?! Maybe sneakly get it to move out of the tree by using gloves and thick cloth material. Dont be afraid to try to get a plastic box or a brown box to snagle it in. When it does play dead, carefully pick up the animal and set it in said choice of box or have a animal relocating team come out and help them put the animal back outside. Dont call an exterminator, possums are incredibly great for environment. Just relocate the animal back into the woods where they thrive
I had a possum coming through a broken screen in my basement apartment to eat the cat food. Draped a towel over it, picked it up by the scruff, and let it go. It kept coming back, and my bf relocated it to a park several miles away. It came back again. Turns out there were 3 identical possums coming and going through that window and I thought it was just one very greedy one. 😂
Growing up we had several neighbors that had the old style outside Christmas lights. They spent hours relocating them so no two colors were together. Me and my friend would go late at night and move them to make large blobs of the same color. I’m pretty old now but haven’t yet done anything as fun as that!
Yeah, it's crazy, shenanigans just don't seem to be a thing anymore. Kids are so uncomfortable stepping out of line that it's hilarious. I'll break a tiny, ridiculous rule at the local swimming pool and the guards will look at me and have no idea what to do because they can't fathom the possibility that somebody would stray outside the lines even a little bit, for a rule that made absolutely no sense to begin with.@user-ru2cu5ip8j
14:01 this is what you do for that age. You superglue it! Every stinking piece and then they can play with it lol. It will still break eventually, but only in big hunks, and you can superglue it again.
9:19 - That possum - was a perfect fashion match to their tree! 😂 Goofy woman - all she had to do was call a wildlife rescue service. Meanwhile what a terrific photo op. And no, it obviously wasnt RABID, Zed. Possums are great to have around because they eat nasty bugs that you don't want biting YOU or your pets!
Haven't laughed so much in too long. Thank you for your hard work putting these vids together. I really really needed to be uplifted today. Thank you, Tyler!
The rule I implemented when my kids were all3 in high school, was if they were ready and did not make me late to work once during the week, on Fridays I would go through the Jack in the box drive through for breakfast. Worked like a charm!
@@robertbraden4454 I have four sons. Two in the army. Two still in high school. People like yourself created these “adults” that think they deserve some sort of recognition for doing what they are just supposed to do. You’ll find out soon enough how much of a disservice you did for them when you end up having to raise your grand kids. You know the old saying. If you spoil your kids, you’ll end up raising your grandkids, but if you raise your kids, you’ll get to spoil your grandkids. Have fun.
@ericabrown7354 yes. Kids aren’t dogs. I don’t expect my dog to wake up and get dressed and ready to go to freakin high school you dolt. I do however expect teen aged kids to be able to do that AT THE VERY LEAST. It’s odd that people pretend to love their children so much but think so little of their capabilities. Do you tie their shoes for them and pick out their clothes too? They’ll be bums if you expect so little from them. Mark my words.
When i dressed my children they had on matching clothes, socks, and shoes that were on the correct feet! My husband dressed them they were in matching clothes, they may have socks on or not and they almost always had their shoes on the wrong feet! He also put our baby girl in our son's clothes, sometimes! Yeah, the teachers told us all the time they could tell which one of us got the kids ready by how the kids looked when they got to school! 😂
My Mom came in the living room with a bunch of bloody towels in her hands, she was pale, and shaking. She glared at me saying "Why did you use my Christmas towels for butchering the deer?" Dad said from the dinning room, cause their ugly, and useless, but still absorbent. Never had Christmas towels cluttering up the kitchen again.
I can sympathize wíth the lady with the opossum in her Christmas tree. One night my cat was acting strange near my china hutch. After the 2nd or 3rd time, I looked underneath and saw a pair of big ol beady eyes staring back at me. I had no clue what to do, so I called the cops. In just a few minutes, 3 huge deputies showed up and one guy just reached under, caught it by the scruff, and brought out the biggest damn opossum I'd ever seen! They took it a fair distance away and set it loose. I'm sure they still laugh about the gal that had an "unwelcome intruder" that night. 😂
The whole decorative towel thing lol. My mom would freak out if I would use her "dish towel" to grab the pizza pan out of the oven. Can't imagine what she would have done if I used her decorative towels.
My best trashy parent story is the chick across the street who dressed her 7 year old girl in Hooters, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader (we did not live in Texas and she wasn't a fan she just liked the outfit on her kid) and a literal string bikini for the beach. I dont even want to know where that kid ended up. She would be about 30 now.
She's either on only fans or she became a nun in some remote third world village. It's either all in from the garbage parenting or polar opposite. Lol!
oddly enough the only one that made me crack up out of no where was the blind dog watching the tv show backwards, I can't explain it but I laughed at least 3 mins to that hahahaahah
That clarinet concert video got me too good. I remember watching back my 4th grade band concert and everybody is atrocious. Like when I tell you we sucked, it sounded like that clip. I don't know how parents don't cry laughing during it because it is so bad!
I live in a non smoking state. While I was staying with an old girlfriend, in a smoking state, she smiled and nodded her head each time I got up and excused myself to go outside and light one up. One day, I was out with her, her mother as well as her sister. After I amazed them by paying the lunch bill, I excused myself to step out and smoke. "But Jeffrey," they said as they pointed to the nearby ashtray, "You can smoke right here!" I smiled and shrugged my shoulders. I responded, "Just because I have this bad habit, doesn't mean that you have to breathe it too!" They smiled up at me from their seats and nodded their heads. "Besides," I continued, "It'll give you ladies a chance to talk about me behind my back!" Each of them gasped with wide eyes, then I turned and stepped to the exit. Later in the day, now home again, my girlfriend spoke up, "By the way.... You came out very well in that conversation while you were gone!" I smiled, nodded my head and laughed. 😀 This well educated, professional woman is the victime of two failed marriages already. Bad men who took advantage of, then actually beat and psychologically abused her. --I knew I was under the microscope! 🙂
Uh Zed- the opossum is America's only marsupial, is rabies resistant, and eats ticks! They may not be easy on the eyes but you don't need an exterminator!😂That opossum looked so funny sitting in that fake tree.
Potty training was pretty easy for me. When my toddler purposefully 💩 his pants I handed HIM the wipes and said that's nasty clean yourself up. And he did. Next time he was ready to use the big boy potty. Worked great with both my boys!😃
5:21 As a father of 5, I always called it, "making a face". "Uh, oh... she's makin a face!" You know that face kids make when they're pushing it out, right? ;)
I agree with the whole decorative towel thing! Towels are meant to be used and not admired!! I’m a real woman, wife and MOTHER and I approve this message!!!!
My wife drives like a guy. Starts fast stops late. All that. Me: Always pointing out the people stoped in front of us. It's not too bad she's only been in 3 accidents this year. 1 wasn't even her fault. Some young guy rear-ended us. She did point out that my dad taught her to drive. 😂
“If you just started your car a lil bit sooner…” That’s how domestic violence starts, Tyler 😂 Here’s another tip, if she knew the last place she had her keys, she probably wouldnt be looking for them right now, would she?
That gas shit is REAL. I not only know a dude who's girlfriend did that to his truck, but I live in Williamsport PA, which means we have the Little League world series here, AKA people from all over the world come here in August, and I caught the coaches from the Italian team one year trying to load up a van with diesel and it was not a diesel vehicle.... I couldn't stand by and let the guy do it.
Opossums aren’t as scary as they look. They can’t carry rabies because their blood is too cold for it to survive. They play dead and don’t bite. I used to have one as a pet.
My hack for the stairs not icing over is to leave leaves on them and they’re a lot easier to shovel up than an inch of ice. But his idea does look like less work yet…
At least if you put Diesel (which is a German family name BTW) in a gas car it won't damage it, it just won't run. Now putting Gasoline in a Diesel car is gonna cost you an engine!
9:15 Opossum don't carry rabies. Their body temperature is too low to make good hosts for the disease. The 2 animals you really need to worry about Rabies with are skunks and raccoons.
Fun Fact: Here in Germany, you aren't allowed to let your car run without sitting in it on frosty mornings. Has something to do with protecting the enviroment and the very strict laws against sound pollution . Wintertime is scraping time.
My niece called me from a nearby gas station. Said her car wouldn't start. She also told me that the nozzle was hard to get into the filler neck of the gas tank. I was confused, but she pointed to the handle that has the "Christmas Gas."
Gooooood mernin! Hope everyone is having a great week before Christmas!
good murnin
Good Mernin, Tyler and Crew! 😁
OMG that dog with the crying baby is making the exact same face I make when I'm stuck with that same crying baby on an airplane ✈️ it never fails I'm either next to the crying baby or the bratty 2 year old
@@goblingoblineus928
Biden increasingly frustrated by dismal poll numbers.
The Washington Post
Dec.18, 2023
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It will be overturned.
It wasn't even a unanimous decision.
LOL
The fake eyelash thing is wild to me. I've never once heard a man say, "That woman would be gorgeous if her eyelashes were the size of a ravens wing."
Lol, same with fake nails too, I don't think any man has ever said "damn, you see those Freddy Krueger talons? She's hot".
They are called "cumbrellas" for a reason....
"I really like the way you draw someone else on top of your face. If I could date someone, it'd be all 37 variations of not you."
They look like caterpillars
@@broodaiamdewey622,
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Well done, sir.
The ginger haired guy had me rolling with laughter and tears in my eyes!
He knows he can get a haircut, right? I get that he was cursed with having tangerine colored hair, but nobody forced him to wear it like Raggedy Andy.
@@markzuckergecko621 :eggzactly". Hair clippers are a couple of bucks. 20 minutes of work, and you look like a distinguished middle aged banker. But no, let's whine about our ordeal as a victim...
I hope he made the video just to make those complaints but not really complaining. They were funny.
I know women who pay money to get that hair color and style!!
@@vegasrenieBut in general red haired women dont have it nearly as bad, many men find them attractive, me included ❤😂
"maybe we aren't the problem"
Truer words have never been spoken.
BTW. When we say "Please hold the flash light", we want you to shine it in such a way that we can SEE what we are working at! This implies you have to position it in such a way that no shadow (of our own hands) falls on the thing we are working on. I know it is hard, but you have to pay attention when we are working!
Omg the clarinet bit....😂😂😂😂
I would have busted out laughing. No way I could hold it in.
16:13 The shapes and holes was the funniest thing I saw all year. Her encouragements and expressions were perfect
Fun fact about possums Mr. Zed, due to the lower body temperature and slow metabolism, possums are virtually immune to rabies. Their scary grin does not reflect their extremely passive personalities, possum bites are very rare.😊
I found one in our llama shed one morning. He didn’t look like he actually wanted to be there; I think the morning caught him out. I waited for him to fall over, then scruffed him, put him into a cage, and carried him out to the pear tree. I opened the cage, and he trundled off to bed.
@llamasugar5478 ❤
I came here for this exact comment I was going to leave it but see you the OP has beat me to it...
Damn beat me to it.
Pet possum, maybe?
The one with the square hole, the funny part was the girls OCD reaction. I think she was about to burst into screaming tears.
There's a whole series of them. She's hilarious.
I think the funniest part about that for me was that I used a similar kids toy as a child and I honestly wish I could see the toy I used as a child as an adult to see if it had the same vulnerabilities. I remember trying to see if I could put the wrong piece through the wrong hole and didn't seem to be able to. Maybe the set I used was better designed or maybe I was totally missing something because I was a child.
I would donate 5 bucks to see Biden attempt the shapes into the bucket lid live on air without assistance.
I'll raise you 20.
😄😆😅🤣😂
I'd like to see that without the lid.
It would be a very time-consuming 5 bucks...
Best pay per view idea ever.
6:32 - ROFLMAO That sounded like a crowd of people squeezing a flock of Canadian geese. 🤣🤣🤣
That poor dog had the most “ OMG someone please shut this kid up” look I have ever seen!! 🤣
6:38 I feel the pain. As a professional musician, I pride myself on not laughing at any pupil playing any instrument, but once and once only, I heard someone playing so badly in a school performance that I had to excuse myself and run to the toilets so that I could let out the biggest laugh I've ever done.
The clarinets performance sounded like several donkeys being strangled at the same time! 🫏
For the woman with the "rat tail," I worked at a place where a secretary walked around for a couple of hours with the back of her skirt tucked into her panty hose and no one told her. I'll add that she had a reputation for unprovoked nastiness.
Hey man, feminism asked for this. All that shrieking about "objectification" and "rape culture", people don't want to notice anything about a woman at work, even if it's just a friendly heads up. You never know when some psycho is gonna take something the wrong way. I'm sure there are men who have been fired for telling a coworker she had something in her teeth.
Just a little while ago, I saw a teenager on the sidewalk of a main road in a similar situation, although she had shorts underneath. I wanted to tell her, but I didn't like the idea of a man pulling up next to a teen girl and talking about how visible her butt is.
That rat tail is glorious!!! It is the lady version of an amazing mullet.
Rock that shit sweety!!
When your so trashy people think its on purpose 😭
Men, at least, cannot remark on a women's appearance at all. Although, apparently silence is also violence.
I learned as an adult that my father called my grandparents to complain about listening to me practice the Bassoon. They gave him no sympathy cause he played Oboe. They said, “Now you know how we felt.” 🤣🤣🤣
Hah! I played clarinet. Mom couldn't complain because she gave me her old instrument.
I had to play my tuba in the shed 😂
@@AJStarhiker I marched clarinet but concert I played bassoon so dad complained about that one. I wanted to learn a brass instrument he said, “You don’t need to learn any more instruments.”
@@bk6555 did that really make a difference though lol
@christopherreese5775 No, my parents just didn't want the entire house shaking everytime I practiced haha
The girl going off to college driving on lawn, the dad sighs "oh god",.....
🤣🤣🤣
Opossums only act aggressive. They aren't actually very bitey. Yes, they can bite. But they usually only do so if you mess with their babies or stick your hand in their mouths. Otherwise you can just grab them by the tail and put them outside. Maybe grab a snack for them to take with them so they know you aren't trying to hurt them. They are very chill critters even when they do like showing those razor sharp pearlies. 😂
Also, they jump poorly. 😂😂😂
It's Lego, not a model. Now you teach the kid about fixing stuff while having fun building it again. That's how we keep them from being useless when something breaks when they grow up.
As well as teaching proper cleanup because the only thing worse than stepping on one of those is Mom stepping on one and then you're both in trouble.
Not to mention, I feel like that whole situation is on that parent. I mean, if you have a small child like that, with socks on, and you see them running onto a wood floor, you should see that them slipping and falling is basically inevitable.
I am the one who cooks in our family, and my wife has learned that if there are decorative towels hanging in our kitchen, I will 100% use them. Haha
I'm also the cook in my home and there are no " decorative " towels 😂
There's no such thing as a decorative towel, just towels.
Ha ha ha, and the kid did not even make the basket! 😂😅🤣
I understand the difference but I just had to laugh when you said the snow on the guy's stairs was "just a sprinkle" because that little "sprinkle" would shut the whole of Ireland down, schools, workplaces, public transport, shopping, the works 😆 we are completely unprepared for snow over here
Joke's on Tyler! I already watched yesterday's video in it's entirety. I can laugh all I want at this video.
I didn't because I never missed an episode all year😊 I don't like watching reruns
Lol! Same!
Not reruns! @@Not_The_FBI_1992
I have to take the punishment. I lost on plank girl. 😂
I can relate to the poor kid that fell and destroyed his x wing. I built a badass lego space cadet ship when I was like 7. Was riding in the car with my mom, the sunroof was open and I was acting like my ship was flying. Got a bit too high up by the open sunroof and the wind caught it and ripped it out of my hand. That damn thing exploded on the car behind us. I was devastated. Lol
LOL That reallysucks, but his could be easily rebuilt, no big deal. part of the fun of legos was crashing and rebuilding them i find haha
You should have been grounded until next year
was the pilot Red Leader?
@@TheRealNormanBates Red 6. Porkins.
That was an Opassum in her Christmas tree, probably terrified...they aren't aggressive, they try to look fierce, but their vision is pretty bad and they move very slow...I have rescued them...they will bite at you if you corner them. But they're usually on the losing end of every fight.
The tree was a fake tree too 😂 So many questions if it wasn't staged.
Never ever heard of an "Opassum!!!!!!
Opossum is not terrified. When threatened, they play dead. That is why it is called "playing 'possum"
18:09 this clip should be the advertisement of the adhesive used to put on those lashes! This poor woman looks like a broken version of those dolls that close their eyes when you lay them down. 😂
13:25 The kid will enjoy putting it back together again with dad... don't be mad that it failed to destroy the Death Star. Just tell your son his was not being flown by the hero, but he helped. 😁
9:39 anyone that has a black & white tree for Christmas deserves an Opossum in the tree.
I think his red curly hair is fabulous ❣️👏🏻
Running your wiper blades across all that ice fks em up.
We won't talk about how I know.
Not as bad as pouring hot water on a frozen window.
Things I know now.
😂😂😂
I solved the tree decorations thing. Gave my 8yo daughter our all-silver baubles and watched my missus go mad after she put up the 2nd bauble.
My daughter threw the baubles at her mum and yelled "WHAT other colour, mum?!?!"
I smirked. And walked out quiet-like. 🤣🤣🤣
I respect your strategery.
I learned the hard way about decorative towels when I was 10. It was the Christmas season of 93. I had spilled a glass of milk in the kitchen. There were no paper towels but I did see a towel hanging from the oven handle. So I started to clean up with the towel. Then my mom walked in and saw what I had done. She nearly hit the roof. She flipped shit. I call it my mom's shit flip of 93.
privilege is melting down over a decorative towel
If you just spent hours building a Lego set, then hand it to a 6 year old to play with without gluing the parts together beforehand, you're the ahoIe.
Not to mention, a six year old in socks on a wood floor lol
I honestly have never once used glue on a Lego set lol. I have used glue in model kits because I was building something that will only ever be exactly what I am building. But because I am using building blocks with Lego blocks I have never felt the need to use glue.
@@EnglishTimewithMrChris Did you hand it to a 6 year old to play with?
My dad had a rule: “This isn’t a museum. Nothing in this house is for show.”
If you don’t want it used, don’t buy it. No towels (or anything else) just for show.
I have a rule that we respect each other’s belongings.
@@Just-Nikki Seriously? Towels are your personal belongings? Well, another rule my dad had was, “If you can’t afford to use it, you can’t afford it. The only way to keep a car perfect is to park it in a garage. But that’s not why you buy a car. Show me a person who double parks their car and I show you someone who can’t really afford that car.” That’s why we have many sets of holiday towels. So you could use them, wash them, and use others while we were doing that. If you have towels that you can’t afford to use? You can’t afford your towels.
@@KCCheez My aunt's "Holiday Towels" were too ornate! There were so many appliques and sequins on them that you couldn't use them to wipe anything!
@@martina21953This is definitely the trick to use if you really want no one using the "decorative towels"...
Towels are for drying hands, rugs in front of doors are for wiping feet, pillows are for laying heads on, coasters are for setting cups on, trash cans are for throwing trash in, etc. If you don't want people using your useless "decorative" junk, then don't setup scenarios where you know good and damn well people are going to use it!
Judging by the darkness of the Christmas tree decore, I'd say that opossum is her pet.
22:08 GM actually makes it pretty easy to remove their V8's from their big SUVs. A group of guys could probably do it in less than an hour, without slicing everything up.
I want to hear this one.
Daughter: Dad I think my car is broke, I put the green gas in"
Dad: "Did you put diesel in your car?"
Daughter: "yeah I think so"
Dad: "Well, your 27. Good luck solving your problems." (click)
2:17 it looks like she got zapped with a taser at the perfect moment. 😂
My thought with that woman was that she probably ended up with a broken wrist, elbow or arm. That looked painful.
Hubby had to replace those wiper blades too.
That old Santa just goes to show the difference between workmanship then and now. Back then they made things to last/ not planned obsolescence.
Possums are nocturnal critters and way more afraid of you than you're afraid of it. It's actually thinking of way to leave the tree at night or in the dark. The poor animal is scared shittless, only when cornered will they attacked. But remember oppossums play dead right?! Maybe sneakly get it to move out of the tree by using gloves and thick cloth material. Dont be afraid to try to get a plastic box or a brown box to snagle it in. When it does play dead, carefully pick up the animal and set it in said choice of box or have a animal relocating team come out and help them put the animal back outside. Dont call an exterminator, possums are incredibly great for environment. Just relocate the animal back into the woods where they thrive
The square hole one got me. I don't know why, but I died laughing. XD
"Shallow Hal"... look at you getting a movie correct. Proud of ya
The shapes puzzle is a perfect metaphor for today's lowered educational standards.
I had a possum coming through a broken screen in my basement apartment to eat the cat food. Draped a towel over it, picked it up by the scruff, and let it go. It kept coming back, and my bf relocated it to a park several miles away. It came back again. Turns out there were 3 identical possums coming and going through that window and I thought it was just one very greedy one. 😂
Growing up we had several neighbors that had the old style outside Christmas lights. They spent hours relocating them so no two colors were together. Me and my friend would go late at night and move them to make large blobs of the same color. I’m pretty old now but haven’t yet done anything as fun as that!
Truly Fiendish! Bravo
Yeah, it's crazy, shenanigans just don't seem to be a thing anymore. Kids are so uncomfortable stepping out of line that it's hilarious. I'll break a tiny, ridiculous rule at the local swimming pool and the guards will look at me and have no idea what to do because they can't fathom the possibility that somebody would stray outside the lines even a little bit, for a rule that made absolutely no sense to begin with.@user-ru2cu5ip8j
Holy moly....the wife and the brake lights 4 miles away...hits real close to home😅
14:01 this is what you do for that age. You superglue it! Every stinking piece and then they can play with it lol. It will still break eventually, but only in big hunks, and you can superglue it again.
13:47 Remember... kids in socks and hardwood floors *don't* *mix*
Socks and hardwood floors are the absolute best...if you have coordination and some carpet to get some good speed off of first.
Just put a santa hat on the possum and start a new tradition
Possum and sweet taters
"I think she's sick of that present." Bwahaha cracked me up more than it should have
9:19 - That possum - was a perfect fashion match to their tree! 😂 Goofy woman - all she had to do was call a wildlife rescue service. Meanwhile what a terrific photo op. And no, it obviously wasnt RABID, Zed. Possums are great to have around because they eat nasty bugs that you don't want biting YOU or your pets!
1:55 coach was only mad because he missed! Lmao
Tell me you are not poor without telling me:
Zed: Decorative towels
Haven't laughed so much in too long. Thank you for your hard work putting these vids together. I really really needed to be uplifted today. Thank you, Tyler!
This episode was extra funny!
Lesson learned (13:40): Either don't build with Legos or glue the things together! I don't CARE what the "Lego Movie" says! :)
13:25 "Did it go in?"
"Negative. It just impacted on the surface."
Petition for Tyler to wear a Santa hat or a grinch hat and shirt. Till end of January
He owes us this because he never did AOC HOODIE
Should he laugh when we’re not supposed to
LMDO yes
Dude it's a Santa hat not a "Christmas hat" 🤦♂️
I 2nd the motion. All in favor….
It isn't that grown ups don't exist, it's just that you don't automatically become one simply by virtue of age.
The rule I implemented when my kids were all3 in high school, was if they were ready and did not make me late to work once during the week, on Fridays I would go through the Jack in the box drive through for breakfast. Worked like a charm!
MacDonald's stole your idea. They have a commercial using the same exact bribe.
So, you rewarded them for doing the bare minimum that should be expected of anyone past kindergarten?
@@Heywoodthepeckerwood Have you lived with three teenagers?
@@robertbraden4454 I have four sons. Two in the army. Two still in high school.
People like yourself created these “adults” that think they deserve some sort of recognition for doing what they are just supposed to do.
You’ll find out soon enough how much of a disservice you did for them when you end up having to raise your grand kids.
You know the old saying. If you spoil your kids, you’ll end up raising your grandkids, but if you raise your kids, you’ll get to spoil your grandkids. Have fun.
@ericabrown7354 yes. Kids aren’t dogs. I don’t expect my dog to wake up and get dressed and ready to go to freakin high school you dolt. I do however expect teen aged kids to be able to do that AT THE VERY LEAST.
It’s odd that people pretend to love their children so much but think so little of their capabilities. Do you tie their shoes for them and pick out their clothes too? They’ll be bums if you expect so little from them. Mark my words.
When i dressed my children they had on matching clothes, socks, and shoes that were on the correct feet!
My husband dressed them they were in matching clothes, they may have socks on or not and they almost always had their shoes on the wrong feet! He also put our baby girl in our son's clothes, sometimes!
Yeah, the teachers told us all the time they could tell which one of us got the kids ready by how the kids looked when they got to school! 😂
My Mom came in the living room with a bunch of bloody towels in her hands, she was pale, and shaking. She glared at me saying "Why did you use my Christmas towels for butchering the deer?" Dad said from the dinning room, cause their ugly, and useless, but still absorbent. Never had Christmas towels cluttering up the kitchen again.
Funny way to say thanks for the deer. Hope it was tasty.
@@mikemcconeghy4658 there's nothing better than venison burger for chilli, and tender loin wrapped in bacon
@@robertrickett7816 Amen! 🦌
You need to teach that possum to sing Christmas carols and reboot Alvin and the Chipmunks.
The thing about the "Krampus sleigh" is after all those years it still works! These days your 1200 dollar phone quits working after two years.
I loved the kid that smashed the Lego X-Wing. He automatically asked someone else to go play outside. He got over that f@#k up quick. Lol
I can sympathize wíth the lady with the opossum in her Christmas tree. One night my cat was acting strange near my china hutch. After the 2nd or 3rd time, I looked underneath and saw a pair of big ol beady eyes staring back at me. I had no clue what to do, so I called the cops. In just a few minutes, 3 huge deputies showed up and one guy just reached under, caught it by the scruff, and brought out the biggest damn opossum I'd ever seen! They took it a fair distance away and set it loose. I'm sure they still laugh about the gal that had an "unwelcome intruder" that night. 😂
The whole decorative towel thing lol. My mom would freak out if I would use her "dish towel" to grab the pizza pan out of the oven. Can't imagine what she would have done if I used her decorative towels.
My best trashy parent story is the chick across the street who dressed her 7 year old girl in Hooters, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader (we did not live in Texas and she wasn't a fan she just liked the outfit on her kid) and a literal string bikini for the beach. I dont even want to know where that kid ended up. She would be about 30 now.
"Hey! Keep my wife's name out yo [deleted] mouth! Keep my wife's name out yo [deleted] mouth!"
@@jimtownsend7899 🤣
She's either on only fans or she became a nun in some remote third world village. It's either all in from the garbage parenting or polar opposite. Lol!
"She would be about 30 now"- So would her daughter.
@@JuanMendoza-qd5lm I was referring to the kid
LOVE the clarinet concert!!!! WANT that for my ringtone!!!
Possum’s are very docile. If she grabs it it will play dead. 😊
oddly enough the only one that made me crack up out of no where was the blind dog watching the tv show backwards, I can't explain it but I laughed at least 3 mins to that hahahaahah
Same 😂
Dang, city folk don't know a good thing when they see it. If we found a possum in our Christmas tree, would have been extra stew for Christmas dinner.
I made it all the way to the German Shepherd and the crying babies😂😂
😂🐕🦺😡
20:15 And before he has change to pull it the delivery guy slips on the stairs and sues.
That clarinet concert video got me too good. I remember watching back my 4th grade band concert and everybody is atrocious. Like when I tell you we sucked, it sounded like that clip. I don't know how parents don't cry laughing during it because it is so bad!
@13:45 the parent should not be mad at the kid for breaking the fighter jet. He had socks on and the floor was slippery. Good going DAD!
he was just excited to show mom.
Kids gotta learn, wait until school or job
A Christmas Possum! Sweet!
5:57 I honestly think the reason I smoke is just to have an excuse to leave...
I live in a non smoking state. While I was staying with an old girlfriend, in a smoking state, she smiled and nodded her head each time I got up and excused myself to go outside and light one up. One day, I was out with her, her mother as well as her sister. After I amazed them by paying the lunch bill, I excused myself to step out and smoke. "But Jeffrey," they said as they pointed to the nearby ashtray, "You can smoke right here!" I smiled and shrugged my shoulders. I responded, "Just because I have this bad habit, doesn't mean that you have to breathe it too!" They smiled up at me from their seats and nodded their heads. "Besides," I continued, "It'll give you ladies a chance to talk about me behind my back!" Each of them gasped with wide eyes, then I turned and stepped to the exit. Later in the day, now home again, my girlfriend spoke up, "By the way.... You came out very well in that conversation while you were gone!" I smiled, nodded my head and laughed. 😀 This well educated, professional woman is the victime of two failed marriages already. Bad men who took advantage of, then actually beat and psychologically abused her. --I knew I was under the microscope! 🙂
Uh Zed- the opossum is America's only marsupial, is rabies resistant, and eats ticks! They may not be easy on the eyes but you don't need an exterminator!😂That opossum looked so funny sitting in that fake tree.
I already watched the whole "best of 2023". I just love you that much, Tyler.
That thing on the sleigh deserves to be in the movie Puppet Master.
That possum was pissed you took his tree with him in it.
Potty training was pretty easy for me. When my toddler purposefully 💩 his pants I handed HIM the wipes and said that's nasty clean yourself up. And he did. Next time he was ready to use the big boy potty. Worked great with both my boys!😃
Didn’t work for Mrs.Ridgeway
5:21 As a father of 5, I always called it, "making a face". "Uh, oh... she's makin a face!" You know that face kids make when they're pushing it out, right? ;)
I agree with the whole decorative towel thing! Towels are meant to be used and not admired!! I’m a real woman, wife and MOTHER and I approve this message!!!!
That Santa would make a great horror flick!
My wife drives like a guy. Starts fast stops late. All that. Me: Always pointing out the people stoped in front of us. It's not too bad she's only been in 3 accidents this year. 1 wasn't even her fault. Some young guy rear-ended us. She did point out that my dad taught her to drive. 😂
But does she constantly run/back into inanimate objects?
@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 No, but she drives hard. I have a friend who gave up her license because she did run into things all the time. 😃🤣
@@williamfranks1215 haha Geez. My dad won't let my mother drive anymore because of that. My sisters were also notorious for playing bumper cars.
“If you just started your car a lil bit sooner…” That’s how domestic violence starts, Tyler 😂 Here’s another tip, if she knew the last place she had her keys, she probably wouldnt be looking for them right now, would she?
That gas shit is REAL. I not only know a dude who's girlfriend did that to his truck, but I live in Williamsport PA, which means we have the Little League world series here, AKA people from all over the world come here in August, and I caught the coaches from the Italian team one year trying to load up a van with diesel and it was not a diesel vehicle.... I couldn't stand by and let the guy do it.
When my windshield ices up I sit in my truck with the heater on blast listening to music and relaxing until the blades start wipping away the frost.
Opossums aren’t as scary as they look. They can’t carry rabies because their blood is too cold for it to survive. They play dead and don’t bite. I used to have one as a pet.
There’s a reason why they call it “playing possum” 😂 possums when they get scared just blackout
Akooks yes they can carry rabies it's not rare not impossible
U got me with that title lol I was like there is NO way someone is that stupid 😂
I dunno, there's idiots out there that think biden is doing a good job..
@@kenneth9874 true! And there’s a lot of those idiots unfortunately
I’m a 75 year old gal and I’m pissed with you🤫 The square hole reeeely made me laugh👏🏻
The expression on the face of the woman watching it was priceless!
The blind dog surprised me and now I must watch the 2 hr video
My hack for the stairs not icing over is to leave leaves on them and they’re a lot easier to shovel up than an inch of ice. But his idea does look like less work yet…
I'm pretty sure if I wrapped myself like that, my wife would ask for the receipt.
Vin Diesel is basically “Wine Gas.” 😂
At least if you put Diesel (which is a German family name BTW) in a gas car it won't damage it, it just won't run. Now putting Gasoline in a Diesel car is gonna cost you an engine!
And Arnold Schwarzenegger is "Arnold Black Black". So if his daughter married a man named Black, her surname would be Black Black-Black.
That's what my mom used to remove dirt from hardwood floors to clean them.
lmao, never thought of that, and i'm french!
Okay, now I gotta hear the whole clarinet concert
My cousin took up the clarinet. It was terrible. He was the same kid who made us watch "magic shows". 😒😟
@@martina21953 Bless his heart
9:15 Opossum don't carry rabies. Their body temperature is too low to make good hosts for the disease.
The 2 animals you really need to worry about Rabies with are skunks and raccoons.
Fun Fact: Here in Germany, you aren't allowed to let your car run without sitting in it on frosty mornings. Has something to do with protecting the enviroment and the very strict laws against sound pollution . Wintertime is scraping time.
I guess that cheap toy debunks "you can't put a square peg in a round hole".😅
My niece called me from a nearby gas station. Said her car wouldn't start. She also told me that the nozzle was hard to get into the filler neck of the gas tank. I was confused, but she pointed to the handle that has the "Christmas Gas."