Batman and Robin is Bad! - Hack The Movies

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @HackTheMovies
    @HackTheMovies  3 года назад +38

    Download our Batman and Robin commentary track!
    www.patreon.com/posts/batman-and-robin-52190068

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 3 года назад +2

      Nice

    • @Smokey1419
      @Smokey1419 3 года назад +3

      Tony already looking like a more convincing Batman than Clooney

    • @LEXICON-DEVIL
      @LEXICON-DEVIL 3 года назад +2

      You should do Meet the Feebles or Phantom of the Paradise.

    • @Genethagenius
      @Genethagenius 3 года назад

      @@LEXICON-DEVIL I think I’m familiar with “Phantom of the Paradise” but not “Meet the Feebles”

    • @LEXICON-DEVIL
      @LEXICON-DEVIL 3 года назад

      @@Genethagenius I'm touched, most have barely heard of Meet the Feebles but no one ever mentions Phantom of the Paradise. That's my personal Rocky Horror Picture show.
      Peter Jackson did Meet the Feebles and Brian De Palma did Phantom of the paradise. Which is basically the inspiration for the Darth Vader costume.

  • @Blackmark7410
    @Blackmark7410 3 года назад +112

    Crystal: "One in three guys has a foot fetish."
    Tony: "Not me."
    Newt: "Me neither."
    Justin: Sitting in his office kissing Gengar's feet.

    • @Samsquamsh
      @Samsquamsh 2 года назад +3

      Most epic HTM:TAT comment ever, EVER. Justin totally seems like a foot guy lol. No offense, Justy.

    • @JonDoe42069
      @JonDoe42069 2 года назад +3

      @@Samsquamsh how is that offense? *GO JUSTIN!*

    • @Chaoitcme
      @Chaoitcme Год назад

      Do 1 in 3 guys really have a foot fetish? That seems like a really high percentage, but I guess nothing surprises me.

  • @TheStiff
    @TheStiff 3 года назад +185

    Look, I tried not to be a Crystal simp, but that Poison Ivy costume isn't making it easy.

    • @martincaspary-smith1133
      @martincaspary-smith1133 3 года назад +10

      Yeah I complimented her Poison Ivy Cosplay and she replied with a gratifying "Thank You" during the chat.

    • @jimvarney511
      @jimvarney511 3 года назад +6

      It makes you look even weaker trying to tone police another dude’s post

    • @TheStiff
      @TheStiff 3 года назад +4

      @@jimvarney511 lol He deleted his comment immediately.

    • @Samsquamsh
      @Samsquamsh 3 года назад +4

      @@OmegaRedFan lol calm down incel.

    • @UwU-eg2if
      @UwU-eg2if 3 года назад

      Same I tried ._.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 3 года назад +205

    Seeing Crystal dressed as Poison Ivy makes me wish Justin was there as Mr. Freeze. With all the glowing lights and puns.

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 3 года назад +4

      @@CoinSlotKitty Definitely. But since this is Batman and Robin review, I figured he'd make a great Arnold Freeze.

    • @thebrewhammer
      @thebrewhammer 3 года назад +5

      Or he could dress as Bane and just grunt the whole review 🤷‍♂️

    • @StoneysWorkshop
      @StoneysWorkshop 3 года назад +10

      not mr freeze, but accidentally as Dynamo from Running Man lol

    • @carlredbird3054
      @carlredbird3054 3 года назад +2

      Jason goldsomething should b in every episode of course

    • @NirnBootMod
      @NirnBootMod 3 года назад +2

      Anyone is better than Newt.

  • @suluturnip
    @suluturnip 3 года назад +99

    Crystal as Poison Ivy gave me some feelings. She’s spot on.

    • @damianstarks3338
      @damianstarks3338 3 года назад +6

      Yeah I got the same feelings too about crystal as poison ivy.

  • @fattypros82
    @fattypros82 3 года назад +32

    I worked at a Dollar Tree as a cashier in high school, you’d think it’s easy math, but taxes love to put a wrench in my plans.
    Anyhow, an older lady shows up and ends up with a bunch of change due to her purchases and as I am sliding the coins out of their individual parts of the drawers, she exclaims..
    “YOUNG MAN, THERE HAD BETTER NOT BE ANY NICKELS IN MY CHANGE!”
    It was startling, she continues “Nickels are heavy, I don’t like them, give me 5 pennies or a dime instead of a nickel or 2.”
    Afterward she gets her nickle-less change and heads out…..the manager comes up and says “I see you’ve met the Nickeler, she’ll be back, we keep extra rolls of pennies in the drawer for that specific customer.”
    So yeah, elderly customers are interesting.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +3

      You were extremely professional and patient. Most people I know would have said:"you get what we have Lady" and gave her all the nickels in the world. Then again I don't know nice people..

  • @magnum1165
    @magnum1165 3 года назад +18

    I am amazed everyone looks past the fact that we had a Batman movie with both Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bane and Schwarzenegger didn't play Bane...

    • @avace917
      @avace917 10 месяцев назад

      I noticed it then.

    • @stevegeorge6880
      @stevegeorge6880 9 месяцев назад

      I think he was about 10 years past when he would have been best for that.

  • @Boonehams
    @Boonehams 3 года назад +13

    1:00:37 - Hey, Crystal, I once was auctioned off for a date to support charity back in college and the organizer lost money on me because I "sold" so poorly. It was heavily implied by the people running the auction that they would never call me back for anything ever and the whole experience destroyed what little self esteem I had.
    Date auctions aren't fun if you aren't extremely attractive. A bit of advice to everyone reading: don't ever do a date auction unless you don't already have trouble getting dates.

  • @smackdowngod
    @smackdowngod 3 года назад +30

    Two-Face: Half of me wants to strangle you.
    Poison Ivy: And, what does the other half want?
    Two-Face: To hit you with a truck!

    • @jab-qb1lq
      @jab-qb1lq 3 года назад +11

      Favorite episode of the animated series, we got the "I threw a rock at him" line

    • @spideyfan1990
      @spideyfan1990 3 года назад +6

      Poison Ivy: we used to date.
      Everybody else: ahhhh

    • @ScarFace5566
      @ScarFace5566 2 года назад

      Aviary of Doom???

  • @topfacemod
    @topfacemod 3 года назад +40

    George Clooney has a constant look of sarcasm on his face...and i don't know how to feel about it.

    • @nealnoir
      @nealnoir 3 года назад +3

      Tony as well

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton 3 года назад +1

      He was fed up before entering the set I bet. Off camera he must have been a hoot but on camera, nah man

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 3 года назад +19

    "Death and chance took your parents. But rather beva victim, you've done everything in your power to control the fates." Those fireside chats between Bruce Wayne and Alfred are still the best.

  • @hinglemccringleberry1932
    @hinglemccringleberry1932 3 года назад +33

    man today was supposed to be a straight forward normal day (crystal walks into frame) gasp (newt follows) damnit!!!

  • @gzz8551
    @gzz8551 3 года назад +8

    I can totally relate to Tony’s story about working in a garden centre and dealing with customers asking questions. It’s a living nightmare.

    • @HackTheMovies
      @HackTheMovies  3 года назад +6

      I couldn't stand it.

    • @gzz8551
      @gzz8551 3 года назад +3

      @@HackTheMovies
      Buddy, I’m from Scotland and those women are here too…
      think of that!

  • @kolbycheeseracing2949
    @kolbycheeseracing2949 3 года назад +37

    Patrick Stewart would of been a badass Victor Freeze

  • @cormoran2303
    @cormoran2303 3 года назад +15

    "What killed the Dinosaurs? The ice age!"
    That's not even a pun, Freeze!

    • @jacobwaldrop8604
      @jacobwaldrop8604 3 года назад +4

      I felt like they should have responded with "God did when he flooded the earth," and then had an uncomfortable silence.

    • @Cajun.Yankee
      @Cajun.Yankee 3 года назад

      I wish at some point Batman would have said "freeze! .. mr. Freeze!"

    • @georgenelson8284
      @georgenelson8284 2 года назад

      Laughs in Asteroid

  • @ryandireda9455
    @ryandireda9455 3 года назад +20

    As a redhead who also loves Ivy... Crystal you nailed the costume! Especially with that gorgeous red hair. I just cut my long red hair last week after 2 years 😭. I'm new to the show and love the content.

  • @colonelkronk2905
    @colonelkronk2905 3 года назад +42

    Newt is going to murder Crystal and that's sad

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton 3 года назад +2

      Did she kept saying the name Martha to trigger BatNewt?

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 3 года назад +6

    Wow, Crystal looks amazing. You're a brave man, Tony. I couldn't share the screen with her while wearing that dorky ass hoody. 🤣
    Oh my god, Patrick Stewart would've been an amazing Mr. Freeze.

  • @RyanAllenLocke
    @RyanAllenLocke 3 года назад +16

    I really wouldn't mind drinking and BS'n about movies and life with all three of these awesome people. 🍻🎭 Another great movie discussion! 👍🏻

  • @jannisschaefer5776
    @jannisschaefer5776 3 года назад +10

    Great reference to the apology of Schumacher, he gave during an interview, in the intro.

  • @cherrygrove.
    @cherrygrove. 3 года назад +36

    Crystal is gorgeous and all, but Tony lookin’ like a damn snack.

  • @chefburns7482
    @chefburns7482 3 года назад +20

    Newt is the man he makes every episode so much better. If I ever meet him in person I'm buying him a beer and a shot. Nothing beats drinking and telling stories

  • @gillydominguez3818
    @gillydominguez3818 3 года назад +36

    This show has become my new favorite, reality show. Will, Newt get back with, Crystal? is he gay? will Tony open his eyes? tune in next week to find out what happens to, Batman.

    • @didnt1able
      @didnt1able 3 года назад +21

      My favorite part is Newt going through a midlife crisis on camera.

    • @messiahmozgus
      @messiahmozgus 3 года назад +6

      That guy is a mess. He needs saving.

    • @JoshuaWeirdo
      @JoshuaWeirdo 3 года назад +5

      I love Newt.
      I think he's great, and I hope that he knows that. But, as a fan, I would like to see him not drink so much.
      Does it make the videos entertaining?
      Yes.
      But it can't be good for you to be getting drunk at work. I love his creativity and puns and stories, and I'd hate it if he got fired.

    • @theredscum4202
      @theredscum4202 3 года назад +2

      I think they are okay with him drinking since I don't think this channel is owned by Screenwave it's just Tonys own channel

    • @parkershields8345
      @parkershields8345 3 года назад +5

      They dated?

  • @williammason7610
    @williammason7610 3 года назад +18

    I heard a rumor at the time this came out that Alicia Silverstone was going to be in a live action movie adaptation of Sailor Moon. I'm curious as to how that would have turned out.

    • @prokeds8371
      @prokeds8371 3 года назад +2

      What I have always wanted was to hear about that third batman movie from Schumacher. Look up batman triumphant.

  • @imthedude7009
    @imthedude7009 3 года назад +2

    1:10:00 I lived down the street from the 400 forest ave asylum. Very creepy, as teenagers we would go in through the broken windows and walk around and “ghost hunt” lol

  • @CosplayingwithChad
    @CosplayingwithChad Год назад +1

    1:54:59 I feel extremely sorry for Joel Schumacher, he had a big hit with Batman Forever and then had interference from Kenner or whoever made the toys and never got to make Batman Unchained, he seemed like the sweetest guy on earth and then became the butt of everyone’s jokes.😢 RIP Joel.

  • @8strauss6
    @8strauss6 3 года назад +20

    Since crystal is a huge fan of old cemeteries they should review sleepwalkers and talk about the scene where they go to do the grave rubbings lol

  • @johnquist9069
    @johnquist9069 3 года назад +8

    Crystal as Ivy omg . Props to tony for rockin the suit . Drunk robin needs to come back

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 Год назад +1

    Tony brings up a good point around 48:55-49:06.
    I was 8½ when this movie came out in mid-1997 & I never thought about that...

  • @AegisAmaranth
    @AegisAmaranth 3 года назад +18

    Just as long as WB doesn't know of Crystal dressing as poison Ivy.
    Apart from those lovely chaps...
    Looking great Crystal.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +4

      She was born to play /cosplay Ivy

  • @TDKRISES88
    @TDKRISES88 7 месяцев назад +2

    That intro lol. Loved that behind the scenes dvd reference

  • @patrickcharles6983
    @patrickcharles6983 3 года назад +28

    Crystal as Poison Ivy works well, but bummed that we don't have drunken Robin! the only thing that can fix this is Justin as Bane(glasses on over the luchador mask and garden hoses as venom tubes)

    • @patrickcharles6983
      @patrickcharles6983 3 года назад

      @@666slateran666 he doesn't interrupt people as much while sober, so I see your point, i just found belligerent Robin funny.

    • @NirnBootMod
      @NirnBootMod 3 года назад +1

      We get liberal Newt instead. Someone who can't tell the difference between good and evil, while wearing a superhero costume.

  • @SasamiRari
    @SasamiRari 3 года назад +50

    The fact crystal is ivy...yes.

    • @Crystalquin
      @Crystalquin 3 года назад +18

      It’s a pretty cool fact 😊

    • @captainthruster9484
      @captainthruster9484 3 года назад +10

      Best... Mouth.... Ever

    • @SasamiRari
      @SasamiRari 3 года назад +3

      @@Crystalquin adding beauty to every episode.

    • @damianstarks3338
      @damianstarks3338 3 года назад

      Yes I love poison ivy she is one of my favorite female dc comics characters and I love crystal too.

    • @kolbycheeseracing2949
      @kolbycheeseracing2949 3 года назад

      Fact checked true

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 Год назад +1

    What was the problem Tony had around 6:53-7:06 at a wax museum with the music?...
    I think I missed something.

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 Год назад +1

    In fairness, Tony was wrong about what he said around 1:07:08-1:07:21.
    The only things that broke on the Batmobile after it was frozen by Mr. Freeze was a good chunk of the ice that was on it.
    Go back & watch the scene where Mr. Freeze freezes the Batmobile & you can see for yourself what breaks off on the Batmobile & when...

  • @MutaScale
    @MutaScale 3 года назад +13

    I've said my peace about the film, has SOME bright spots (Michael Gough and John Glover still gave it their all), still sucks. I've seen worse Superhero films... but I will defend Arnold as Mr. Freeze, not cause of the direction or how the character is written, but because it's obvious Arnold is having fun in the role and tries to work with the material he's given. In fact, there's a interview he did years later where Arnold said he does not regret being in it, not because of the cash, but because how much he enjoyed working on the film and was a fan of Joel Schumacher.
    That is the hill I will die on... or the glacier I will die on. (ICE PUN!)

  • @SkyLink64
    @SkyLink64 3 года назад +21

    One of my biggest guilty pleasures. Entire script is a book full of puns, Arnold's amazing accent, and the campy Adam West Batman vibe. So bad it's good for me. The soundtrack was forgettable, the studio was beating a dead horse onto its merchandising.

    • @Martin-uj6zn
      @Martin-uj6zn 9 месяцев назад

      It took me a few trips with my parents to Target to watch this full movie and I loved it as a 7 year old. Standing there in from of the 17inch tv/vcr combo for 35 minutes at a time. Rewatching as an adult I can see how truly aweful it really is but the nostalgia is strong with this one.

  • @adpainter77
    @adpainter77 3 года назад +4

    21:06 makes sense! You’re fighting Mr. Freeze knowing it’s going to be in an icy environment. It’s not like their boots have any traction! Whatever!

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 2 года назад +2

    Who was Newt talking about around 1:14:44-1:16:10, again?...

    • @HackTheMovies
      @HackTheMovies  2 года назад +4

      I just looked this up. He somehow confused Anthony Anderson with Anthony Edwards. What an idiot. I eventually started cutting stuff like this out cause he would always get details wrong or misremmeber headlines he skimmed. Whatever he's gone now so it isn't an issue anymore.

    • @tthomaselli2
      @tthomaselli2 2 года назад +2

      @@HackTheMovies- Thanks for the update.
      No wonder I was so confused...
      Also, who were you talking about, exactly when you said "He's gone, now & it isn't an issue, anymore."?...
      Newt?...
      If so, I wish him all the best in whatever it is that he's got going on for himself, right now--if anything, that is...

  • @nealnoir
    @nealnoir 3 года назад +8

    Its not a new character but they forced Raimi to shoehorn in Venom in Spiderman 3

  • @xenos_n.
    @xenos_n. 3 года назад +3

    43:24 when newt said "I don't see color", did anyone else pick that up? 🤣

  • @mauricio8778
    @mauricio8778 3 года назад +11

    This should be titled: Batman and Robin is a comedy

  • @kurtfranklin2680
    @kurtfranklin2680 Год назад +1

    Watching review with Crystal and newt is like getting a bowl of ice cream, but also a bowl of dog turds

  • @darkknight1938
    @darkknight1938 3 года назад +4

    Liked the modified Joel Schumacher quote at the beginning 👍🏻. Batman and Robin was a bad movie but to Schumacher’s credit, he took full responsibility.

  • @thegb9228
    @thegb9228 3 года назад +2

    Great videos on this channel!!! Keep it up, fun and entertaining!!!

  • @ashleyp3662
    @ashleyp3662 3 года назад +10

    The henchman on ice skates is straight gold!! Love this trash

  • @piercethru69
    @piercethru69 3 года назад +6

    Man, Newt is thirrrrsty this episode
    On that note, 19:09 , those people are crazy. Crystal is by far the closest every episode to my actual views/feelings on movies. More Crystal! That look on her face 10+ times an episode where she just gives up with the other 2, priceless.

  • @MrThankman360
    @MrThankman360 3 года назад +25

    Drunk Newt hitting on Crystal is equal parts funny and cringe...

    • @thomashernandez6536
      @thomashernandez6536 3 года назад +11

      It started kind of funny. It got extremely cringe and annoying before halfway through.

    • @WhatsUpFella
      @WhatsUpFella 3 года назад +3

      Idk it was adorable to me lol

    • @GeneralMBison
      @GeneralMBison 3 года назад +6

      Mostly cringe though ngl

    • @thomashernandez6536
      @thomashernandez6536 3 года назад

      @@WhatsUpFella are you a man who doesn't know how to treat women correctly, or are you a woman who has never been treated right?

    • @WhatsUpFella
      @WhatsUpFella 3 года назад +2

      @@thomashernandez6536 Crystal and him used to date. I said it was adorable because there was obviously an understanding between the two of them. From what I gathered she didn’t seem that uncomfortable and it appeared like all in good fun between them.

  • @Genethagenius
    @Genethagenius 3 года назад +12

    Love the reviews that run long! To me there is no such thing as a “too long Hack the Movies review”!

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 3 года назад +8

    This review will get a super chat charged to my Bat Credit Card.

  • @robk.6591
    @robk.6591 3 года назад +16

    I hope no one talks over each other in this one.
    I want to hear each of their jokes in full. 🙂
    Edit: Great review Tony, Newt, & Crystal!

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 Год назад +1

    As a kid, I couldn't help but go "Nice 'Batman Forever' reference..." around 11:29-11:31.

  • @xenos_n.
    @xenos_n. 3 года назад +5

    Crystal as Poison Ivy will be the death of me ☠️

  • @bENOFFICIALMASSIVE
    @bENOFFICIALMASSIVE 3 года назад +3

    Hey guys, it's Dangerous Minds not Gangstas Paradise but great vid as usual :)

  • @TheVillageFillion
    @TheVillageFillion 3 года назад +13

    Was already simping over crystal but her in that poison ivy suit 😍

  • @VenusHeadTrap2
    @VenusHeadTrap2 2 года назад +1

    Alfred's actor is Michael "Goff", not Michael "Go"

  • @2WCapo
    @2WCapo 3 года назад +21

    Crystal + Newt + Tony is a winning formula. Great video and freaking wow poison ivy costume!

    • @C.Mustard
      @C.Mustard Год назад

      Yeah there a good combo

  • @Robroy333
    @Robroy333 3 года назад +6

    Ghost Dog is awesome and yes; Crystal looks STUNNING as Poison Ivy!

  • @thearmyofdarius
    @thearmyofdarius 3 года назад +36

    Have to admit Crystal killing that Poison Ivy outfit! 🤓

    • @biguy617
      @biguy617 3 года назад +4

      I want to see Rebecca Ferguson in that suit when the next time WB uses that character.

    • @Samsquamsh
      @Samsquamsh 2 года назад +1

      no shame in that admission!

  • @darwinespinoza3440
    @darwinespinoza3440 3 года назад +10

    I believe it was in Arnold’s contract that they couldn’t show him getting beat up too much. Or Didn’t have enough to finish the scene.
    Side note: Crystal looks like Shannon Elizabeth

  • @waynesolo
    @waynesolo 3 года назад +2

    It's so funny watching Newt do the "bat turn", while he's reading and talking. ("You want to be able to turn your head?"- Morgan Freeman)

  • @zackb5636
    @zackb5636 3 года назад +19

    IKR! I hate it when couples compare themselves to Harly and Joker! Like, are you that unaware that you don't see the psychological symbolism ??

    • @stephenthedude4383
      @stephenthedude4383 3 года назад +3

      Yeah that pisses me off lol

    • @emanuelespinoza9325
      @emanuelespinoza9325 3 года назад +2

      If anything, it should be Bruce and Selina, or even Bruce and Talia.

    • @zackb5636
      @zackb5636 3 года назад

      @@emanuelespinoza9325 Thems pretty toxic too

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 3 года назад

      @@zackb5636 Bruce b Selina aren’t toxic lol

    • @zackb5636
      @zackb5636 3 года назад +1

      @@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 they both kinda cray cray

  • @chrisnowak8950
    @chrisnowak8950 3 года назад +8

    Crystal as Poison Ivy :) I want to hear more from her in these videos...love her voice 😍

  • @heisensaul5538
    @heisensaul5538 3 года назад +23

    Crystal Ivy!!!! I approve :)

    • @Crystalquin
      @Crystalquin 3 года назад +12

      Yay!! I finally have someone’ approval!!! I’m approved!!!

    • @heisensaul5538
      @heisensaul5538 3 года назад +1

      @@Crystalquin I approve of your Poison Ivy I, But dont approve of Uma Thurman's though.

    • @Crystalquin
      @Crystalquin 3 года назад +1

      @@heisensaul5538 as poison ivy or as an actress?

    • @heisensaul5538
      @heisensaul5538 3 года назад +4

      @@Crystalquin oh no, I like her as an actress, just not as Poison Ivy. So the latter to answer your question.

  • @dillonreil9659
    @dillonreil9659 3 года назад +3

    I've heard the original draft Bane was Solomon Grundy.

  • @davidsavage5630
    @davidsavage5630 3 года назад +2

    The picture that's supposed to be Batgirl's mother or whatever is actually a young Gloria Stuart (Stewart?). Old Rose from Titanic five months before Titanic made her famous again..

  • @nopewmv3377
    @nopewmv3377 3 года назад +14

    Ra's al-ghoul "Head of the Demon", the "ra's" is pronounced Raz in arabic but the animated series pronounced it Raysh. Which also means 'leader' or 'chief' in arabic. Both are correct

    • @YakBat
      @YakBat 3 года назад +3

      Thing is like lots of things, the animated series got the pronunciation correct as to what Denny O'Neil and Neil Adams intended, as Ra's is not Arabic but rather North African.
      Birth of the Demon and Back Issue #10 in case anyone feels the need to incorrectly insist I'm wrong.

  • @EpictasticJoshua
    @EpictasticJoshua 5 месяцев назад +1

    It's the worst Batman film but the review was hilarious. Love the Ivy costume with Crystal.

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 Год назад +2

    When a woman as gorgeous as Crystal says what she says around 1:24:56-1:24:59, for example to you, you'd best do it because she is one fine woman & I wouldn't want to get on her bad side...

  • @JoshuaWeirdo
    @JoshuaWeirdo 3 года назад +23

    Newt keeps "subtly" hinting that he's in love with Crystal.
    Or maybe it's the booze talking, I don't know.

    • @yairliebert
      @yairliebert 3 года назад +8

      Or the costume 🤪🤤 could be the costume.🤔

    • @JoshuaWeirdo
      @JoshuaWeirdo 3 года назад +9

      @@yairliebert it's the car. Chicks dig the car.

    • @lisbon1492
      @lisbon1492 3 года назад +23

      Newt was annoying in the Batman Forever episode, but he was creepy during this episode. For the record, I'm a socially awkward guy myself, but even I found him annoying and creepy.

    • @brandon17760
      @brandon17760 3 года назад +4

      It's not subtle at all lol

    • @jasonduncan7733
      @jasonduncan7733 2 года назад

      He's a tool

  • @jediknightgeo
    @jediknightgeo 3 года назад +4

    I love how people talk about the Joker/Harley relationship and say oh Joker is an abusive piece of crap as if Harley isn't a horrible person herself lol.

  • @Rapidkirby3k
    @Rapidkirby3k 3 года назад +4

    I actually watched this movie in theaters as a kid twice, once with my mom and once with my dad. But that was before I learned more about why Batman & Robin was a major flop.

  • @avace917
    @avace917 10 месяцев назад +1

    Crystal's giving Uma Thurman a run for her money

  • @tj112286
    @tj112286 3 года назад +1

    1:26:09 Those aren't CGI Doubles. Those are the actors on Blue Screen.

  • @messyfool
    @messyfool 3 года назад +1

    1:13:51 are those plants real ?

  • @StopMotionDryptosaurus
    @StopMotionDryptosaurus 2 года назад +4

    This video was even more entertaining than the actual movie. I laughed my a** off a lot.
    1:26:07

  • @tonyortiz3221
    @tonyortiz3221 3 года назад +8

    Crystal looks beautiful and can’t wait to watch the review for Batman and Robin. Also George Clooney is my favorite Batman only because of the bat credit card.

    • @Crystalquin
      @Crystalquin 3 года назад +6

      Thank you!!

    • @tonyortiz3221
      @tonyortiz3221 3 года назад

      Your welcome

    • @andrewpanagiotis-lp4is
      @andrewpanagiotis-lp4is Год назад +1

      @@Crystalquin this was the much fun and campy silly over the top film. this was a major improvement of forever from pacing and not be boring

  • @mattyg4186
    @mattyg4186 3 года назад +3

    John Glover plays Dr. Woodrow in this movie, was the voice of The Riddler in Batman the animated series and played a character in smallville, DC & WB must’ve really liked him

  • @liammaxwell6114
    @liammaxwell6114 3 года назад +1

    Tony and Newt looking like the Batman vigilantes pretending to be Batman in the Dark knight.
    Good show this one

  • @XIVGrumpy
    @XIVGrumpy 3 года назад +14

    Are you serious!!!!! Crystal actually dated that clown????

  • @robinthom6438
    @robinthom6438 3 года назад +2

    Everyone talking about Crystal ... Tony and Newt. Good going guys

  • @indiecinemaster4699
    @indiecinemaster4699 3 года назад +14

    That movie at least has a few good things going for it: it had great visuals, Michael Gough still acting his heart out, and it's leagues better than BvS...

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 3 года назад +3

    Hack The Movies- At 2:00-2:09, I disagree...
    The Nostalgia Critic made fun of this movie in his review.

  • @cc-vd3oq
    @cc-vd3oq 3 года назад +3

    What did Tony do that let ppl down? Haven't been able to sit through it because of my schedule. Tbh, it takes me like 4 days to watch these because I can only watch them in short 20 minutes pieces

    • @HackTheMovies
      @HackTheMovies  3 года назад +3

      That's why we made the podcast feed so you can listen on the go!

    • @cc-vd3oq
      @cc-vd3oq 3 года назад

      @@HackTheMovies I'll check it out, but im not happy about missing Tony's handsome features.

    • @jlogan2228
      @jlogan2228 3 года назад

      I think he was quoting Joel schumacker who actually apologized for the film

    • @cc-vd3oq
      @cc-vd3oq 3 года назад

      @@jlogan2228 I did not know that about the movie. I didn't think it was that bad. If you go into the movie knowing it's supposed to be silly, it's fairly enjoyable.

  • @PetProjects2011
    @PetProjects2011 3 года назад +2

    There are two types of guys. The ones who have a foot fetish, and the ones who say they don't.

  • @ectoplasm
    @ectoplasm 3 года назад +4

    Jason Mewes isn't part of the Patreon, so I expect to hear that story on there!

  • @MrCg006
    @MrCg006 3 года назад +5

    So... is Crystal kinda like Newts muse?

  • @honjiwar
    @honjiwar 3 года назад +11

    I’m dying over Newt in that outfit! Crystal looks great, Tony’s sad ass outfit might be my favorite 🤣

  • @rubeng370
    @rubeng370 3 года назад +12

    Wish this was a rental review with James

    • @zerotorque1
      @zerotorque1 3 года назад +1

      Nothing against James but I prefer this. James more of just felt the force to pull the reviewers together, not an actual reviewer himself. Just my two cents though more content in any way is good

    • @jacklynch1128
      @jacklynch1128 3 года назад +4

      Yeah. He kept it focused. And i think tony came off better on rental reviews than this. He was my favourite (next to james) cause he was so positive and upbeat. I liked him a lot because of that. Now hes much less of that and its kind of a bummer. Still good show. And they're on spotify. So 🤷‍♂️.

    • @JIF882
      @JIF882 3 года назад

      I agree, and cancel Newt

  • @crush41gb
    @crush41gb 3 года назад +4

    I don't know anyone who got through this movie in one sitting lol!🤪I worked with Clooney on Leatherheads. He really does move his head like that then just say "Act!". He is a class act personally though. 🤘

  • @Xearrik
    @Xearrik 3 года назад +1

    1:09:10 Do you really think people are surprised you like something weird like cementeries? You've confessed your love for Batman and Robin multiple times. Nothing you can say would surprise them at this point XD

  • @Absquatula
    @Absquatula 3 года назад +1

    Crazy you mention the Flintstones Winston cigarette commercials cause I was just thinking about those in the sense that RUclips is TV for a whole new generation, and we have channels getting sponsors and advertising it to you directly. Interesting to think about

  • @talkinbox
    @talkinbox 3 года назад +3

    Dark Knight Rises reference:
    27:40
    31:25
    1:57:10
    We know… we know…

  • @hectorrodriguez9382
    @hectorrodriguez9382 3 года назад +1

    1:20:20 We need a gif of this moment, please

  • @Chilanta24
    @Chilanta24 2 года назад +1

    I’ve seen this movie a few times and don’t remember any of this stuff?! Do you guys have a special edition?!

  • @ReadyPlayerMovies
    @ReadyPlayerMovies 3 года назад +1

    Newt, have you not seen the stuckmann Hilariocity review on this?

    • @newtonwallen3210
      @newtonwallen3210 3 года назад

      no. who's that ?

    • @ReadyPlayerMovies
      @ReadyPlayerMovies 3 года назад

      @@newtonwallen3210 Chris Stuckmann Reviews, you'll have a great laught at it. It's in his...Hilariocity playlist. Enjoy 😄!

    • @newtonwallen3210
      @newtonwallen3210 3 года назад

      @@ReadyPlayerMovies i looked him up. I like em

    • @ReadyPlayerMovies
      @ReadyPlayerMovies 3 года назад +1

      @@newtonwallen3210 I had a look at the work on your channel. I tell you what...you've got talent.

    • @newtonwallen3210
      @newtonwallen3210 3 года назад

      @@ReadyPlayerMovies thank you

  • @frezericks
    @frezericks 3 года назад +1

    At first for a second i thought the intro was because Newt wasn't drunk. Lol. Great parody.

  • @PopCultureAnticSS
    @PopCultureAnticSS 3 года назад +2

    Newt I want your autograph!lol he’s like that guy you grew up with chewing the fat on characters and shows

  • @AlejandroInAustin
    @AlejandroInAustin 3 года назад +1

    19:55 Ouch

  • @blankdisk5
    @blankdisk5 3 года назад

    Working as a Family Dollar cashier in 2001, an old lady accused me of short changing her because she was blind. When I proved to her that she had the correct change she scowled, walked out, got into her car, and drove away.