Investigators arrive.. "Hmm 13 armed gaurds fell down the same set of stairs and died along with a man in a wheel chair, the priest fell off the cliff and another man fell off a ledge and died... Must have been accidental! Case closed" lol
I love how the last guy just knocks on the gate even though there is clearly nobody behind it AND because there is a knee high wall next to him he could just climb over.
Later on at HQ... - What happened at the funeral? - They fell down the stairs. - You mean they cried? - No, they literally fell down the stairs and died. O_O - Can't imagine the priest was behind this? - He jumped off the cliff. *Itches on the head - Funny thing is that the dead guy was nowhere to be found. - Enough! Enough of this bullshit! I'm going to check the reporters report. - Actually he jumped the cliff as well. *Slams the door - Guess I'll prepare to switch career now that I've got some lone time.
Wow, you've really outdone yourself this time, I didn't think this was possible! Clever move to disarm everyone. Poor Cayne never learned to use the ramp...
6:42 "What's the cause of death?" "Uh....attempted driving down a set of stairs, somehow failing horribly doing it, and cracking his skull on the floor." "And the bodyguards?" "The largest clothed blood orgy on a set of stairs." "The clergyman?" "He fell down and broke his crown." "The reporter?" "He came tumbling after."
i remembered several years back this dude had a video where he headshotted all the guards when getting off the death bed but he must have deleted it some time back that video was cool
@Donovan Adams Yeah that is sad about funny comments is depending on where they are they can get so buried nobody sees them. I also think youtube should let the uploader pin more comments and the top comments should be in order based on thumbs up. Since mine doesnt have more thumbs up it would be buried but it is what it is.
@Donovan Adams I was looking at different ways to beat hitman blood money and speedruns and it magically brought me to this video I had seen 2 years ago and forgot about.I was in total shock to see a comment by me that I had no memory of making. I have absolution downloaded and I still have never beat it but I liked blood money more.The newer hitmans I one but my computer cant handle the graphics or something so I cant enjoy it until I get a new comp. It is ok though I hope absolution gets better I get bored of it and never finish every single time.I have beat blood money probably 10 times every single level.
When I played this chapter, I had 2 point of interests, both of them were safehouses. The doors of these safehouses were controlled by Agent 47. Which basically means nobody except 47 can open or close the doors. In one of the safehouses, there were tools like knife, hammer, screw driver and one shovel which could be used to kill these guards. So I used this thing to my advantage and without losing a single pint of blood, I ran like hell to this safehouse and let all those bodyguards follow me till the doorstep. Then I opened the door and shot all of them individually. Remember that these bodyguards don't enter these safehouses. So they wait for you to come out so that they can kill you. So, go to any one of the safehouse and kill the bodyguards without losing health. Then later you can kill the person on wheelchair, the priest and the reporter, without any worries. I hope this comment helps fellow Hitman Blood Money players to complete this game with better efficiency. Thanks.
Guard: "Don't nobody shoot"! Agent 47: "OK staircase". Guard: "Don't do anything stupid pale"! Agent 47: "You mean like allowing an unarmed Hitman to disarm you and use your gun to force you down the staircase"?
@@BurstingGlass Hmm.. fair enough. Glad to know you're doing well. :) 🥂 And it's amazing that you're still active on your RUclips account. Back then, RUclips wasn't so full of BS like it is today.
Although there are other videos of the rest of the missions done only with accidents, you are the only one who did this mission too! Great job man, all of your levels are AMAZING! :)
Doctor1 : What the hell happened here? Doctor 2: It seems they all tripped down the stairs at the same time. D1: on what? D2: It could have been a banana. d1: most likely.
It looks like the guard @2:30 wanted to go for the gun :D But he didn't. To deal with the 2 last guards was not so hard, actually the hardest part is the disarming part in the beginning!
It's just a programming oversight. The developers didn't think that the players would purposefully wait down a staircase for the wheelchair guy to show up so the game just kills him because it doesn't know how to handle the situation.
Sorry to ask you this question so long after the video was posted but I wanted to know. Were you wearing a bullet-proof vest in this video? I ask that because in all of your other AO videos, you specify in the description that you didn't buy any upgrades, but not in this one. And I see that you're taking quite a lot of bullets from the guards.
Saw the amendment accident video. And just before closing youtube, I glanced upon Requiem accidents only. Thought to myself: Wait did I read something wrong? I GOTTA SEE! And here I am. Mind blown
Hours later, when coroners arrive... "It's amazing chief! All of these men fell down the stairs one ofter the other, that's just the only way to look it, just a horrible accident Chief."
After seeing how you were dealing with the guards I really wondered "but what's he gonna do with Leland Cayne? This won't work on him." Suffice to say, I was not disappointed.
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I like how this mission isn't really 47s funeral, it's everyone elses
Yes but the coolest is:Run Forrest!hahahaha 1:13
probably the coolest ending to any game I have ever played
Agent 47 is a true socialist - demilitarizing and giving things for free.
Investigators arrive.. "Hmm 13 armed gaurds fell down the same set of stairs and died along with a man in a wheel chair, the priest fell off the cliff and another man fell off a ledge and died... Must have been accidental! Case closed" lol
You are right,buddy
Renegade30 this is exactly what officer barbrady would say xD
+Renegade30 Chief : "What's happened here guys ?" Policeman : "Be careful, sir. Apparently, the ground is particularly sliding."
And what about blood everywhere?
What blood?
:D Priest bring sacramental wine and all become drunk
"Damn, these stairs are dangerous" - Police Detective
Most powerful weapon in Blood Money: Stairs
HITMAN : Blood Stairs
@@trueforgefathervulkanhesta4045 “Blood Stoney”
And everyboyd's like yeah i'm just gonna wait here til he grabs and throws me down the stairs.
I love how the last guy just knocks on the gate even though there is clearly nobody behind it AND because there is a knee high wall next to him he could just climb over.
Later on at HQ...
- What happened at the funeral?
- They fell down the stairs.
- You mean they cried?
- No, they literally fell down the stairs and died.
O_O
- Can't imagine the priest was behind this?
- He jumped off the cliff.
*Itches on the head
- Funny thing is that the dead guy was nowhere to be found.
- Enough! Enough of this bullshit! I'm going to check the reporters report.
- Actually he jumped the cliff as well.
*Slams the door
- Guess I'll prepare to switch career now that I've got some lone time.
LOOL
Dont forget the wheelchair guy. Driving his wheelchair of the stairs. He died of clumsiness.
The thing is that the chair guy's death was actually an accident.
Wow, you've really outdone yourself this time, I didn't think this was possible! Clever move to disarm everyone.
Poor Cayne never learned to use the ramp...
hello kotti from the past
*"The Greatest Assassin Died because of the Clumsiness.."*
_Dies by roll over stairs cause via Wheelchair_
“There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.”
- Bob Ross
This is literally the perfect quote for this game 😂😂😂😂😂
6:42
"What's the cause of death?"
"Uh....attempted driving down a set of stairs, somehow failing horribly doing it, and cracking his skull on the floor."
"And the bodyguards?"
"The largest clothed blood orgy on a set of stairs."
"The clergyman?"
"He fell down and broke his crown."
"The reporter?"
"He came tumbling after."
The way that guy just falls out of the wheelchair is fucking perfect.
That Ave Maria song makes this even more hilarious XD
Police officer: Damn.. Looks like these 13 guys fell down some stairs and it was so traumatic to watch that the priest hurled himself off the cliff...
6:40 epic death XD
If you think about it, it's more suspicious that somehow everybody fell down the stairs lol.
"You okay? WOAAAHH"
i remembered several years back this dude had a video where he headshotted all the guards when getting off the death bed but he must have deleted it some time back
that video was cool
This is one of the best videos I have seen in a long time. GREAT JOB,MAN
"theses stairs are dangerous" Police Officer
Officer reading the official report: ...what in the actual fu--
This game is one of history's most bizarre mission. a funeral one man returns home, he wanted to be buried.
respect, Mr. 47!
:-D
stairway to heaven
I didnt know I left this comment.Quite witty of me.haha
@Donovan Adams Yeah that is sad about funny comments is depending on where they are they can get so buried nobody sees them.
I also think youtube should let the uploader pin more comments and the top comments should be in order based on thumbs up.
Since mine doesnt have more thumbs up it would be buried but it is what it is.
@Donovan Adams I was looking at different ways to beat hitman blood money and speedruns and it magically brought me to this video I had seen 2 years ago and forgot about.I was in total shock to see a comment by me that I had no memory of making.
I have absolution downloaded and I still have never beat it but I liked blood money more.The newer hitmans I one but my computer cant handle the graphics or something so I cant enjoy it until I get a new comp.
It is ok though I hope absolution gets better I get bored of it and never finish every single time.I have beat blood money probably 10 times every single level.
When I played this chapter, I had 2 point of interests, both of them were safehouses. The doors of these safehouses were controlled by Agent 47. Which basically means nobody except 47 can open or close the doors. In one of the safehouses, there were tools like knife, hammer, screw driver and one shovel which could be used to kill these guards.
So I used this thing to my advantage and without losing a single pint of blood, I ran like hell to this safehouse and let all those bodyguards follow me till the doorstep. Then I opened the door and shot all of them individually.
Remember that these bodyguards don't enter these safehouses. So they wait for you to come out so that they can kill you.
So, go to any one of the safehouse and kill the bodyguards without losing health. Then later you can kill the person on wheelchair, the priest and the reporter, without any worries.
I hope this comment helps fellow Hitman Blood Money players to complete this game with better efficiency. Thanks.
HE'S PACKING!
"Get lost, chumley!"
I miss this game since Absolution doesn't allow me to drop/throw weapons.
leosleepingdragon right
Guard: "Don't nobody shoot"!
Agent 47: "OK staircase".
Guard: "Don't do anything stupid pale"!
Agent 47: "You mean like allowing an unarmed Hitman to disarm you and use your gun to force you down the staircase"?
Jesus, 47 is being very pedantic with his kills, desperately trying to get silent assassin status just to impress God, or someone.
Well, he is in a Church.
Thx for watching! Poor Cayne uses the ramp in the introduction of Amendment XXV. Seems like he has forgotten about it :)
Thanks a lot! I'm always glad to receive positive feedback! I can imagine that's it's harder to play this on any console!
😂 here 14 years later. How are you in July 2024 ?
@@SiddharthSinghFiery69 thanks for asking my friend. I'm very fine. But I'd say retired from Hitman.
@@BurstingGlass Hmm.. fair enough. Glad to know you're doing well. :) 🥂
And it's amazing that you're still active on your RUclips account. Back then, RUclips wasn't so full of BS like it is today.
Although there are other videos of the rest of the missions done only with accidents, you are the only one who did this mission too! Great job man, all of your levels are AMAZING! :)
Doctor1 : What the hell happened here?
Doctor 2: It seems they all tripped down the stairs at the same time.
D1: on what?
D2: It could have been a banana.
d1: most likely.
The way they scream when you disarm their weapons is the funniest thing ever Lmaooo
That was brilliant! I had a hard enough time finishing this round using weapons.
absolutely brilliant
"I'm just an observer!"
"Witness this!!"
47's ultimate weapon... stairs.
1:19 The FBI is thinking if you look suspicious or not xD
Push a man down the stairs.
A.C.C.I.D.E.N.T.
"Gravity is an accident"-47 probably
*those are some damn buttery stairs*
It looks like the guard @2:30 wanted to go for the gun :D But he didn't.
To deal with the 2 last guards was not so hard, actually the hardest part is the disarming part in the beginning!
That was brilliant I always though one could just make an accident with the chair guy
dude you are incredible
Belle démonstration !
great video, great techniques, great quality 5/5 4 sure
Always hold the handrails when using the stairs.
This video is great!!! Congratulations !!!
wait how did the wheelchair guy die on his own?
Those stairs were not handicap accessible.
*****
I don't get it. He didn't fall down the stairs, he was on the top
It's just a programming oversight. The developers didn't think that the players would purposefully wait down a staircase for the wheelchair guy to show up so the game just kills him because it doesn't know how to handle the situation.
***** nah......the devs just do it purposely XD
Got too angry to remember that most wheelchairs can't ride stairs?
6:42, whaaaa?! LOL
He can't even.
LOL
Bruh im friggn dead
man in wheelchairs only weakness, Stairs
6:43 best kill ever...
wow i would've never thought you could do that nice job man
LOL the whole video i was like "how the fuck is he going to kill the wheelchair guy with an accident?" as soon as i saw that i couldnt breathe.
even in 2022 this shit is amazing bravo
this shit is fucken hilarious, i wonder who does the voice for the guards lol XD
6:40 almost died laughing LOOOOOOOOOL AHHAHHAHHAHA XD!!
Oh dear, awesome :) Never thought of beating last 'mission' this way...
This is great. Never occured to me to disarm the guards one by one, or kill everyone with "accidents." Got to try this myself.
Класс!!! Настоящий профессионал!!!
U SICK GENIUS LOL LUV IT!!!!
Please mister, don't push me down the stairs! LOL
WHEELCHAIR FAIL FTW
I always liked the music in this game perfect for killing
LMFAO @ the wheelchair guy when he got to the stairs. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
This vid is legendary
How can i start this mission?i don t khow how to skip.In PC
6:27
Alexander: Just wait until I get you buddy! ugh wait for it!!!
6:40
Alexander: Aha I got you!
*derp*
CURSE YOU WHEEL CHAIR!!! ack *ded*
Very nicely done
I’m a journalist I’m not involved 😂😂 cracks me up I used to chase him and the priest for entertainment so funny HELP!! 😂😂😂 God can’t help you now 😂
9:30
Reporter: No, don't hurt me! I didn't do anything!
47: IDGAF.
'I went to your funeral and you killed me"
This was so funny and skillful!!
Sorry to ask you this question so long after the video was posted but I wanted to know. Were you wearing a bullet-proof vest in this video? I ask that because in all of your other AO videos, you specify in the description that you didn't buy any upgrades, but not in this one. And I see that you're taking quite a lot of bullets from the guards.
Later:
"So what happened here chief?"
"A large number of accidents"
hahahahah
that really made me laugh out loud, good times! :)
Saw the amendment accident video. And just before closing youtube, I glanced upon Requiem accidents only. Thought to myself: Wait did I read something wrong? I GOTTA SEE! And here I am. Mind blown
the cops are going to get their and say "14 accidental deaths on this stair case, we need a new stair case"
The main theme is so fitting lol
Epic!!!
wow how many times you do it to get this result that's creepy
Hours later, when coroners arrive...
"It's amazing chief! All of these men fell down the stairs one ofter the other, that's just the only way to look it, just a horrible accident Chief."
that stairs are very dangerous, over 10 people slipped out!
i-have-a-xobox-what-to-press-to-get-out-of-that-coffen
Move the left stick up and down a bunch of times to get off the table.
I am ur no 1 sub
i know its sad but omfd the laugh on my face when the crippled fell xD
Well played
A dozen bodyguards fell down the same set of stairs stripped of all their weapons.
SEEMS LEGIT.
Best part of the vid was the physically strange death there! XD
Thanks!! I like that form of address :)
FBI director: So what happened here?
FBI member: They all triped at the stairs....
1:55 Mort Goldman XD
@lukphonp there's no way to pop up the load nor save option on this level.
What a great security force they are…
HAHAHAH XD THE NEWS PAPER NEXT DAY WILL BE VERY FUNNY XD
6:41 I laugh so hard
I tried this and i can never make it out of the building before they shoot me.
granted blood money isnt my fav hitman, but this vid is a valid reason for ppl to think that.
After seeing how you were dealing with the guards I really wondered "but what's he gonna do with Leland Cayne? This won't work on him."
Suffice to say, I was not disappointed.
@Saruman38 You don't get any of your upgrades in this mission.
dont think ive ever seen this level? but its been a while