r/Maliciouscompliance "I Want A Burger With EVERYTHING!" "lol ok"

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  • r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a father at a restaurant asks his waitress for a burger "with everything." The problem is that the restaurant offers like 50 different burger toppings. When the waitress asks to clarify, the father gets angry and screams at the waitress that he wants EVERYTHING! Malicious compliance activated! OP makes him a burger that is basically just a giant tire of goo and slop. Enjoy your meal, sir! If you like this video and want to see more, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit videos!
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  • @Strat642001
    @Strat642001 4 года назад +2252

    Customer: "I'm never coming back!"
    Employee: "Don't threaten me with a good time" 😁

    • @melmondz4905
      @melmondz4905 4 года назад +37

      I love the reference so much

    • @emu7077
      @emu7077 4 года назад +27

      Brendan Urie is proud

    • @axiorsomethin130
      @axiorsomethin130 4 года назад +11

      Ooh NO DOnT LeAVe

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 4 года назад +12

      Basically. Worked in a shop where the estimate was to spend 10-20 minutes figuring out a customer's order, usually between $200 and $1000. Had a person take up 40 minutes of my time, decided all she wanted in the end was a pre-made $3 circle, and stormed out I couldn't magically make her custom shelves violate the laws of physics to do what she wanted. Threatened with never coming back, etc., etc.
      Her daughter eventually came in a few days later with a much more reasonable (i.e. actually physically possible) design for her mother. 10 minutes of time, $93 in materials, $250 in labor.
      Never saw the mother, but the daughter became a regular for our level of quality.

    • @graceb0637
      @graceb0637 4 года назад +11

      yaaaay P!ATD!!! lol

  • @MsTemptation
    @MsTemptation 4 года назад +481

    Pat assumed that they wouldn't figure a way around her 'master plan', so why not tell them. She counted her chickens before they hatched.

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt 4 года назад +35

      ...and then the Mongoose took off with *all* of them, cheeks bulging with smug from the eggs as they slunk away. Too bad Pat had signed up with an entire club of Mongooses.

    • @agisasickglitch4222
      @agisasickglitch4222 4 года назад +21

      @@RiptoGakt More like she thought those chickens would do as she says, instead she got pecked and clawed out.

    • @ciarakolb4627
      @ciarakolb4627 4 года назад +2

      I agree but I’m confused on what that means

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 4 года назад +13

      @@ciarakolb4627 it's an old saying, basically it refers to how some chickens might be born dead, so if you assume that you have 10 eggs = 10 chickens, you may actually have miscalculated.
      Although I think it's kind of misapplied in this circumstance.

    • @ciarakolb4627
      @ciarakolb4627 4 года назад +2

      @@Nerobyrne oh ok

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 4 года назад +743

    Pat: *Monologues her entire plan* "What could go wrong?"
    Whole club: *Destroys her*
    Pat: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 4 года назад +47

      All Pat needed was to wear a cape in front of a running jet engine.

    • @giuliacf4180
      @giuliacf4180 4 года назад +31

      "you sly dog! You got me monologuing"

    • @finris1
      @finris1 4 года назад +28

      I know. If she had kept her plan secret, she could’ve paid to get majority control, and changed the club rules to prevent their escape, essentially taking their money hostage.

    • @Beth_The_Bored
      @Beth_The_Bored 4 года назад +26

      Pat: "And I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for that meddling club!"

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 4 года назад +23

      @@finris1 that would have been the smart thing to do.
      Thankfully, she was book-smart. Not street smart. She's basically the kid who read the entire instruction manual and a bunch of game guides, then shows up for the tournament and is amazed they lose because they never actually played the game before.

  • @obiwankenobi8033
    @obiwankenobi8033 4 года назад +480

    The club story be like:
    "You may outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting"

    • @briandurio6479
      @briandurio6479 4 года назад +17

      Ah... The Negotiator.

    • @heckinggi6034
      @heckinggi6034 4 года назад +8

      Hello there

    • @mystolero
      @mystolero 4 года назад +5

      Not to worry we are still flying half a ship

    • @faheem3721
      @faheem3721 4 года назад +3

      @@heckinggi6034 general kenobi

    • @droidmaker7932
      @droidmaker7932 4 года назад +2

      @@faheem3721 You fool! I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Darth Tyranus.

  • @Nameless_mixes
    @Nameless_mixes 4 года назад +1102

    EP: “I’m never coming back!”
    Employee: *Prays that they keep their word*

    • @nadinewesterveld5597
      @nadinewesterveld5597 4 года назад +11

      As a cashier, I always wished I could explain to an irate customer that I ready couldn't care less of they decided to never come back. I get payed either way.

    • @velvetdarksoul8741
      @velvetdarksoul8741 4 года назад +9

      @@nadinewesterveld5597 i once got fed up enough to tell a customer that they don't pay me enough to deal with their insanity
      *didn't loose my job because she was a problem customer and i was the only employee who could speak Spanish*

    • @siukong
      @siukong 4 года назад +5

      Sadly the ones who threaten this are usually back within a week of two.

    • @christiankopet5891
      @christiankopet5891 4 года назад

      Too true lol

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 года назад +2

      @@siukong my brother's friend's mom once said "huh, i thought you never coming back. We already held a party when you said it. Dang, what a waste" to her most nasty "customer". I love it to the point i still clearly remember it even though i was 8 when that happened. I was behind the counter and i was beside her while my dad paid his items
      She's the owner of the small store, but she often work there too

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 4 года назад +454

    Customer: "I WANT EVERYTHING!!!"
    Server: "As you wish."
    (Food is ready)
    Manager: "YoU WeRe SuPPOseD tO aSk HiM wHAT hE wAnTs!!!"

    • @OriLOK2
      @OriLOK2 4 года назад +52

      They were too nice. I would have included some fudge or ice cream in some of those orders

    • @hieveryone...3431
      @hieveryone...3431 4 года назад +10

      @@OriLOK2 You're evil, I like it 😂

    • @yog-thaquasleeperofrlyeh2816
      @yog-thaquasleeperofrlyeh2816 4 года назад +15

      imagine if they had several bun options and just stacked them. no, wait he said everything so every single pounce of every ingredient in the place slopped into a giant meat ball of a burger. no, wait he wants EVERYTHING. you have to find a way to put everything in the universe and the universe including the universe into that one burger. that is one expensive burger, but if his money is part of everything then how is he supposed to pay?! this one order isn't just going to be the end of the entire business. NO, THIS ORDER IS GOING TO END THE UNIVERSE! OP THE UNIVERSE IS IN YOUR HANDS AND THE ORDER OF JUST ONE CUSTOMER!! YOUR CUSTOMER!!! WHAT WILL COME OF US?!!??!

    • @dimitristsekeris1821
      @dimitristsekeris1821 4 года назад +4

      @@yog-thaquasleeperofrlyeh2816 The customer is ALWAYS right. Right?

    • @MrGuy-xq5uv
      @MrGuy-xq5uv 4 года назад

      @@yog-thaquasleeperofrlyeh2816 just give them a katamari inside a thing of buns

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx 4 года назад +162

    Customer: "I'm never coming back!"
    Employee: "Promise?"

  • @mongoose1788
    @mongoose1788 4 года назад +1688

    I'm a bit curious on what the food look like with everything on it.

    • @lt187
      @lt187 4 года назад +20

      Me too I was the 6th person too like.

    • @godlytime1093
      @godlytime1093 4 года назад +18

      Soul food key and peele skit

    • @beeseChurger8949
      @beeseChurger8949 4 года назад +6

      I'm just thinking what every food in the world on a burger would look like

    • @adralenagd2669
      @adralenagd2669 4 года назад +6

      A burger with everything on it

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +16

      A pile of disgusting

  • @shersmk90
    @shersmk90 4 года назад +472

    Some people are just so entitled that they have no clue how dumb their words are!

    • @jaykay6222
      @jaykay6222 4 года назад +16

      This isn't ironic ironic, but it feels at least Alanis Morissette ironic.

    • @dirt8617
      @dirt8617 4 года назад +5

      ehm, it's spelled dumb

    • @betheone4837
      @betheone4837 4 года назад +3

      @@dirt8617 ehem*, No.

    • @lt187
      @lt187 4 года назад +3

      ha ha ha ha ha dump not dumb

    • @trin921
      @trin921 4 года назад +6

      JustA Boi good sir, it’s *ahem.

  • @ardasth
    @ardasth 4 года назад +530

    The club girl, OMG, that has to be the stupidest thing I've heard.

    • @Xolivas1
      @Xolivas1 4 года назад +47

      And the award of DUMBEST super villain goes toooooo...Pat.

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 года назад +7

      Op was lying

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 года назад +27

      Op said she was smart, but clearly she was a whole circus

    • @kiddfaith4397
      @kiddfaith4397 4 года назад +10

      Such is how ego functions...and falls. XD

    • @jzburda
      @jzburda 4 года назад +9

      queue stereotypical evil anime girl monologue

  • @ngocdwong
    @ngocdwong 4 года назад +441

    Man, Patt is like a dnd character whose when all inteligent but have wisdom as dump stat

    • @LPScarlex
      @LPScarlex 4 года назад +30

      Forgive me if english isn't your first language but
      r/ihadastroke

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 года назад +19

      I feel like it's more like she has charisma as dump stat and charisma is like her spellcasting mod for some reason

    • @ankyfire
      @ankyfire 4 года назад +10

      captain clout as a non native speaker, I only saw native speakers make such monstrosities of sentences.

    • @briandurio6479
      @briandurio6479 4 года назад +7

      @@ankyfire I'll be honest with you English is the only language I speak fluently and even I have a hard time understanding it.

    • @agisasickglitch4222
      @agisasickglitch4222 4 года назад +3

      @@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 yup her alignment is evil dumb

  • @itsybitsybosmer
    @itsybitsybosmer 4 года назад +173

    Pat is what happens when you let Lex Luthor or Dr. Doom join your investment club.

    • @TheSecretLover
      @TheSecretLover 4 года назад +13

      Now I'm picturing her speaking like Dr Doom. "For NO ONE knows what's BEST for you... except your MIGHTY SOVEREIGN! PAT!"

    • @itsybitsybosmer
      @itsybitsybosmer 4 года назад +5

      @@TheSecretLover I'm cackling, is that not basically what happened? XD

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 4 года назад +2

      If the club did everything on paper couldn't they just destroy the contract lol

    • @TheSecretLover
      @TheSecretLover 4 года назад +4

      @@itsybitsybosmer Definitely got close, but there seemed to be a distinct lack of third person shouting and any thinly disguise pretense of her ruling being any benefit to her new subjects.

    • @Alakaizer
      @Alakaizer 4 года назад +7

      Nah, Luthor or Doom would've gotten away with it. Pat was more Dr. Evil.

  • @rustygribbler420
    @rustygribbler420 4 года назад +300

    You can't fix stupid when customers say, "everything" I work at a pizza place and people say hamburger instead of beef as their topping .

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 4 года назад +9

      Question:do you actually basically put a hamburger on it or nah?

    • @lornaackerman7022
      @lornaackerman7022 4 года назад +35

      My mother always insisted on ordering a “cheese burger” pizza instead of beef with extra cheese. When I was about 13 we went out for pizza I was able to make the order because she went to the restroom. I ordered seasoned beef and extra cheese. When she tasted it she couldn’t believe how much better it was and didn’t understand why nobody else had ever gotten it right before. I didn’t explain until we got home.

    • @BepisBee
      @BepisBee 4 года назад +21

      you don't call ground beef hamburger? Maybe it's a lingo thing, in our area we call ground or crumbled beef as a topping 'hamburger'. though now that I think about it, it does sound really f*king stupid to say XD

    • @dedek01wastaken
      @dedek01wastaken 4 года назад +4

      Do you just slap a burger on a pizza?

    • @Waffletaco7
      @Waffletaco7 4 года назад

      I work at Papa Murphy's and people do that all the time.

  • @czrp315
    @czrp315 4 года назад +79

    "You sly dog! You had me monologuing!"

  • @TKnHappyNess
    @TKnHappyNess 4 года назад +619

    Karen: I want to order a garbage pizza
    Me: What do you want on it?
    Karen: Everything
    Me: *puts literal garbage on the pizza*
    Karen: What the f*** is this?
    Me: You wanted a garbage pizza, that's what it is

    • @solarsystem2691
      @solarsystem2691 4 года назад +2

      TKnHappyNess
      oop

    • @coreylemon
      @coreylemon 4 года назад +60

      "Ma'am, I need you to sit on this pizza. You are the most garbage option."

    • @enzobardoul1273
      @enzobardoul1273 4 года назад +21

      Orcish Lemonade r/MurderedByWords

    • @jakeshyper3773
      @jakeshyper3773 4 года назад +2

      TKnHappyNess UWU

    • @Revelwoodie
      @Revelwoodie 4 года назад +15

      I worked in a few pizza places as a teenager. That was before the Great Unraveling when people started putting things like pineapple and chicken on pizza, and I think anyone ordering a "garbage pizza" is expecting that "everything" means the traditional toppings: Sausage, pepperoni, meatballs, mushrooms, onions, peppers, garlic, anchovies, olives. But if they won't listen when you try to explain...Well, that's on them.

  • @nicholasf5742
    @nicholasf5742 4 года назад +49

    5:50 the Karens need to scream “I’m only coming here!” That’ll put a chill down your spine, I’m terrified of the thought of it

    • @KitsunetheWolfdog
      @KitsunetheWolfdog 4 года назад +6

      "I'll come back everyday until you get it right!"

    • @Nicooriia
      @Nicooriia 4 года назад +1

      @@KitsunetheWolfdog "I'm the only client comic here every day, every time, and I will bring all my equals to take shifts"

  • @Mask0fFate
    @Mask0fFate 4 года назад +51

    I love the story with the investment club.
    It was pretty much what the Stonecutters did in that one episode of the Simpsons when they formed the No Homers Club.
    It’s great!

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 3 года назад

      I like when Al Bundy created his club, "NOMAAM"! And yes, I bought the t-shirt! 😆

  • @DreadEnder
    @DreadEnder 3 года назад +23

    About the one with pat ( let’s call them the same): I heard about something very similar to that, ‘pat’ signed the front of the form and also stated out their entire ( nearly identical) plan to everyone. Everyone had a shocked expression on their faces, except the person holding the form who then bursed out laughing. ‘pat’ looked confused and asked them “ why are you laughing?”, the guy got himself together and opened the form, IT NEEDED TO BE SIGNED TWICE TO BE APPROVED! After that everyone started laughing and ‘pat’ got kicked out

  • @drakedbz
    @drakedbz 3 года назад +6

    Pat sounded like a typical movie villain, giving a huge monologue explaining their entire plan to the MC, just before they enact it. Why the villains never expect it to be thwarted after that escapes me.

  • @kittyazure
    @kittyazure 4 года назад +149

    Person: "Everything"
    OP: "sure"
    *MAKES THE WEIRDEST LOOKING FOOD EVER*
    Beautiful !!
    Edit:
    ( please know i have never worked at a resturant before i made this comment cause i thought the everything story was pretty funny )

    • @foxspirit1755
      @foxspirit1755 4 года назад +1

      Reminds me of the time I saw someone get all of the flavors put on their shaved ice. It ended up being a brown slush.

    • @kittyazure
      @kittyazure 4 года назад

      @dbnydnvn Thank you for taking your time to type this i read all the stories it was a pretty fun read
      I hope the workers are doing great nowadays :D

  • @gNetkamiko
    @gNetkamiko 4 года назад +150

    To that pizza story, if that were ordered where I lived, that would include even the toppings for a Pizza Frutti de Mare (which is a seafood pizza, complete with calamari). XD On top of what is called a Pizza Carbonara, which includes ham, broccoli, corn, and Hollandaise sauce.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 4 года назад

      Sounds cool.

    • @angelsartandgaming
      @angelsartandgaming 4 года назад +4

      that sounds delicious!

    • @Manglethefox238
      @Manglethefox238 4 года назад +1

      ...... Ok I'll admit. That sounds good.

    • @t95414
      @t95414 4 года назад +5

      In my country, such pizza would include chocolate, strawberries, ice cream and so much more kinds of candy. I can only imagine the monstrosity

    • @Upper_echelon_exotics
      @Upper_echelon_exotics 4 года назад +6

      Sabrina Tp Yeah don’t order that here at papa john’s it would include chocolate chips and cinnamon and other sweet stuff.

  • @scepticalhyenas5750
    @scepticalhyenas5750 4 года назад +35

    *"I am NEVER coming back here!"*
    _You promise? Ah,, some dreams _*_DO_*_ come true..._ ♡ ♡♡

  • @joanniebacus
    @joanniebacus 4 года назад +32

    "I want a burger with *EVERYTHING!!!* "
    HowtoBasic guy: "SurE"
    *Beethoven's 5th Symphony starts playing*

  • @Skinnyp4545
    @Skinnyp4545 4 года назад +334

    Guy: I want a burger with everything
    Employee: are u sure
    Guy: YES
    Employee: does it
    Guy: Surprised pikachu face

    • @valeritaneko890
      @valeritaneko890 4 года назад

      That’s how it happened

    • @yashovardhansingh4115
      @yashovardhansingh4115 4 года назад +2

      Reused story

    • @ChucklateChip
      @ChucklateChip 4 года назад +2

      @@yashovardhansingh4115 ok yeah i thought i had heard r/slash tell this one in another video already! I was like "how is no one else mentioning this??"

    • @sock3981
      @sock3981 4 года назад

      Ja min bror

    • @elementalheroneos2757
      @elementalheroneos2757 4 года назад

      I would have include the kitchen sink as well

  • @agzzradface3113
    @agzzradface3113 4 года назад +11

    The first story : The Manager and people letting the homeless guy participate is just hearth-warming for me

  • @jayamarillo628
    @jayamarillo628 4 года назад +35

    “What do you want on your burger?”
    “Yes”

  • @GoldenSaddle
    @GoldenSaddle 4 года назад +92

    Reminds me of when Spongebob & Mr. Krabs made that Nasty Patty for the supposedly Fake Health Inspector.

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 года назад +6

      THAT SHOW IS FULL OF SINS

    • @GoldenSaddle
      @GoldenSaddle 4 года назад +4

      @@Karen-kl7yc *Embraces for that Karen Line*

    • @balltongue666
      @balltongue666 4 года назад +4

      LOOK AT HIM CHOKE!!
      Edit: I mean LOOK AT HIM SUFFER!!

    • @SomethingBoutEclipse
      @SomethingBoutEclipse 4 года назад +1

      SHUT UP KAREN!
      Nobody cares about what you say, NOBODY...

    • @xmantheeevee
      @xmantheeevee 3 года назад

      Which was probably far more edible

  • @jstump8768
    @jstump8768 4 года назад +11

    I once took an order for an everything pizza- something like 20 toppings. The guys were very polite about it loved the pizza!
    I also like to order subs with "literally all the vegetables" and no sauces. I usually have to repeat that three or four times to get it, but it always seems to amuse the cashiers when I eat it.

  • @rimurutexts
    @rimurutexts 2 года назад +3

    Pat is living proof that, just because you're book smart, doesn't mean you've got the social smarts to back it up

  • @GamingXenZen
    @GamingXenZen Год назад +4

    Evil Pat story: I think her problem there is that she's so smart and so confident in her brain power that she totally forgets that even if other human beings are not as smart as she is, humans are still altogether smart and very different and their intelligence comes from so many different fields so they can ALWAYS work together to counter her very well developed plan which is the same mistake every frigging smart villain that monologues makes. And that's why thanos succeeded in snapping out half the universe. He only said what he was going to do, explained his logic behind it and said the tools he was gonna use. He didn't explain how he was going to find the tools or where he was going to find them. He only said he had what was needed. Although ofc people can never let Villains win even if they are right and the end game movie came out smh

  • @daboi5167
    @daboi5167 4 года назад +189

    Imagine if the dude with the burger was lactose intolerant yikes

    • @yashovardhansingh4115
      @yashovardhansingh4115 4 года назад +7

      Bro that story had already been featured here. I don’t know if he doesn’t remember but like he has reused 10 stories

    • @princessannabelle4524
      @princessannabelle4524 4 года назад

      Everything lol he did that on purpose next time a fool tells you that page a manager. Not everyone understands a karenman. It requires a translator.

    • @GamingDeku
      @GamingDeku 4 года назад +15

      @@yashovardhansingh4115 am pretty sure u watch other reddit channels and u saw the stories on them

    • @daboi5167
      @daboi5167 4 года назад +5

      @@yashovardhansingh4115 And his stories are funny every time

    • @junestrider802
      @junestrider802 4 года назад +18

      @@yashovardhansingh4115 Ive been watching for quite a long time, and it's deffinitely new to me. If you watch more than one reddit channel you often hear repeated stories, that's probably what happened.

  • @immortaljd9991
    @immortaljd9991 4 года назад +40

    I'm not gonna lie, my father orders everything on his sandwiches. He actually means everything. I've tasted what he orders sometimes and I don't understand how he can stomach it.

    • @voodoovince8001
      @voodoovince8001 4 года назад +2

      As someone who does something similar, I'm going to say this.
      It makes it tastes *Amazing*
      ( JK I believe it's describe as having a 'stomach made of steel' or really liking odd foods.)

  • @myname1syurname418
    @myname1syurname418 4 года назад +8

    Lady:"I'm never comming back"
    OP:"Oh no, Anyways"

  • @emeraldqueen1994
    @emeraldqueen1994 4 года назад +5

    This is why bosses should be team players with the people under them, not the workplace bullies...

  • @OlgaMargariti
    @OlgaMargariti 4 года назад +18

    Imagine being mad when someone brings you exactly what you asked for 🙄

  • @julydaydreamer404
    @julydaydreamer404 4 года назад +4

    The club story made me remember something my parents used to say to me and my sister: Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should do it.

  • @Im_Trying_Ok
    @Im_Trying_Ok 4 года назад +45

    OP should of put every bread and charged him for it all as multiples

    • @TheNomad94
      @TheNomad94 4 года назад +1

      *should have

    • @santacruz939
      @santacruz939 4 года назад

      @@TheNomad94 I think they meant shoulda or something? But I spell should have as well it's easier for me 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @ActualRealJohnJack
    @ActualRealJohnJack 4 года назад +25

    The thumbnail looks like that one Krabby Patty spongebob made that almost killed the health inspector.

    • @santacruz939
      @santacruz939 4 года назад +3

      Damn talk about throwback episode I had to go to a special part of my brain to recall that episode lol 😂

  • @odiethe4th
    @odiethe4th 4 года назад +7

    "im never coming back."
    "okay have the day you deserve"

  • @oyundimondesi4541
    @oyundimondesi4541 4 года назад +64

    You know what they say ;
    they don't say anything sorry

  • @brad2563
    @brad2563 4 года назад +32

    He did not even notic classyrobens was the op that's why ther was a microphone next to his name

  • @dognose8518
    @dognose8518 4 года назад +54

    Are you ever going to do r/creepypms or r/menwritingwomen again? Those are my favorite!

    • @maia3487
      @maia3487 4 года назад +3

      r/creepyrooms only has six members and not that many posts though?

    • @shoe630
      @shoe630 4 года назад +4

      @@maia3487 where did you get r/creepyrooms he said r/creepypms

    • @dognose8518
      @dognose8518 4 года назад +1

      username's username . Theres a subreddit called r/creepyrooms?

    • @aimzzz9382
      @aimzzz9382 4 года назад

      I agree and also nicegirls niceguys 🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @maia3487
      @maia3487 4 года назад +6

      @@shoe630 oh god I'm so sorry- i have albinism in my eyes and wasn't wearing my glasses haha. my apologies!

  • @markedwards3647
    @markedwards3647 3 года назад +1

    "Everything!" I have the vision of a worker packing more and more into the sandwich, then with an annihilating flash, the sandwich collapsing into a nanometer size black hole, dropping through the floor and continuing to orbit underground, absorbing everything in its path. Once the sandwich absorbs the earth, it will stabilize for a short while, so the customer will never have one with everything, but he will be one with everything.

  • @hlokkAus
    @hlokkAus 4 года назад +3

    "I am never coming back here!"
    "Oh, thank you ma'am. We'd appreciate that very much"

  • @dennislangston487
    @dennislangston487 4 года назад

    My immediate reply to my one and only " I'm never coming back." was "We'd certainly appreciate it sir ", with my sweetest customer service smile.The cashier said he laughed to himself while he payed for his material. I have always thought he was a company plant checking how I would handle an obnoxious customer, as I was the new asst. foreman in the yard .

  • @Enzixq
    @Enzixq 4 года назад +7

    Karen: 'm never coming back to this establishment hope you lose all your money
    Also Karen: walks to the Same Brand across the street.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +1

    Even better is, that at basically every one I ever went to, they bill for each and every extra ingredient. So this "garbage pizza", even in small size would easily go over 30-40 of any major currency

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 4 года назад +1

      Oh god 🤢 I have green peppers on pizza but I like pineapple. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @ksis1749
    @ksis1749 4 года назад +147

    _”I want a burger with EVERYTHING!!!”_
    _Mmm be careful what you wish for, if i were the employee I would add my special ingredient_
    *S P I T*

  • @tiamta
    @tiamta 4 года назад

    this episode has some of my favorite stories from the entire channel. Everything Burger, Investing Club AND Movie Theater Shoveling

  • @abbygail1375
    @abbygail1375 4 года назад +16

    Where I live we call the "garbage pizza" "the works" and every one here knows what it is

  • @BondedByThrash_
    @BondedByThrash_ 4 года назад +2

    A quick PSA to any restaurant customers: If you order something and ask for "everything", and then refuse to listen to what "everything" is, you did it to yourself. I really wish us as cooks/ordertakers (I do both where I work) can just be like "Well, I tried to tell you, now take your food and get out of my store." I really wish we were allowed to set customers straight when they fuck up, because contrary to what you guys may hear, the customer IS NOT always right!!

  • @surferdude5126
    @surferdude5126 4 года назад +14

    I understand y employees r like “r u sure u want everything” but sometimes they ya know might actually be weird and want everything

  • @chrommakeystone7973
    @chrommakeystone7973 4 года назад

    All of his malicious compliance videos I've seen has the response,"lol ok", and that is chaotic energy I need from this subreddit

  • @PrettyGuardian
    @PrettyGuardian 4 года назад +19

    I would have eaten the monstrosity just for the experience of it.

    • @joshuavaldez3078
      @joshuavaldez3078 4 года назад

      Pretty Guardian you would of gotten a heart attack

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 года назад

      Or food poisoning at best

    • @cessposter
      @cessposter 4 года назад

      T h e U l t i m a t e 🅱️ i z z a

  • @lostwizard
    @lostwizard 4 года назад +1

    Those supervillain monologues in movies are a lot more realistic than most people realize.

  • @EonStryker
    @EonStryker 4 года назад +4

    Hope OP wrote an "EVERYTHING" burger on his receipt when the guy paid, that would have been hilarious! He did ask for it, lol

  • @goonerbear8659
    @goonerbear8659 3 года назад +1

    "I'm never coming back!"
    "Is that a promise? Can I get it in writing?"

  • @kylecocciante4362
    @kylecocciante4362 4 года назад +16

    I'm surprised that Dan didn't get hypothermia.

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt 4 года назад +2

      He must have been *that determined* to make that "boss" come to regret refusing to call the snow plowing company.

    • @ankyfire
      @ankyfire 4 года назад +2

      He was shoveling snow for 12 hours. I bet he was hot, not cold. Not to mention, without knowing where it was, we don’t even know if it was very cold there.

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 года назад

      The power of anime and god was within him

    • @RenAsterion
      @RenAsterion 4 года назад +1

      he was staying active. he was probably roasting in his winter clothing, tbh. i live in Canada, and when i have to shovel snow, i start out in a heavy coat, hoodie, sweater, and by the time i'm done, i'm down to just my sweater because i'm too hot otherwise.

    • @tunamayhoe
      @tunamayhoe 4 года назад

      Dan is a chad.

  • @VyvienneEaux
    @VyvienneEaux 4 года назад

    Okay, but Pat was actually the MVP for teaching them all a very valuable lesson when it comes to business!

  • @darkstream9075
    @darkstream9075 4 года назад +13

    Lol I was checking if he uploaded earlier and when he hadn’t discord said he posted a video so, I went back to RUclips to see no video, so I had to go back to discord to click on the link and as I’m typing this the notification popped up. Thanks RUclips

    • @cinnamonkc4147
      @cinnamonkc4147 4 года назад

      Lolllllllllllllwlalqpioq7uohyikjhbjhku6figkyvmilu7kygyicgvjgk7yit6f8ctgujg8i87q67y8v987qghvhj9ubihoipo9piouikp

  • @drybowserman1670
    @drybowserman1670 4 года назад +2

    OP: Claims Pat was “smart”
    Pat: I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T! I MEAN S-M-A-R-T!

  • @sxdlxckuids2053
    @sxdlxckuids2053 4 года назад +11

    I opened RUclips 35 seconds after you uploaded 😂😂

  • @chriskimball4893
    @chriskimball4893 4 года назад +49

    I love how brave that Subway man was to leave while they made his sandwich. In one of the only places where the employees can't spit in your food without you seeing it... and he walked out after being a total d-bag.

  • @sandraschmidt2685
    @sandraschmidt2685 4 года назад +1

    Having been working in a shop next to a Subway I've seen my fair share of crazy customers including one guy who always orders all sauces. The first time he did it, we thought it was a joke. Never underestimate the power of bad taste.

  • @Karen-kl7yc
    @Karen-kl7yc 4 года назад +8

    Why did they do that to my subway roll how rude

    • @theoddgaming5529
      @theoddgaming5529 4 года назад

      OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAREN HOW ARE THIS SPECIES STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?!?

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 года назад

      @@theoddgaming5529 yes there is so much rude people on reddit trying to make it look like I'M RUDE HOW DARE THEY

  • @agzzradface3113
    @agzzradface3113 4 года назад +2

    Karen : I WANT EVERYTHING!!
    OP : **puts everything**
    Karen : *suprised pikachu face*

  • @kingsempire4270
    @kingsempire4270 4 года назад +3

    0:58 I'm pretty sure that's a restaurant called Highway 55. We have the exact same toppings for burgers and we are a 50s diner. Idk, I might be wrong.

  • @LadyOMyth
    @LadyOMyth 4 года назад +3

    OP: You want ALL the toppings on your (insert food option here)?
    Anyone else getting flashbacks to Steven Universe with Amethyst ordering this PIzza that's like a mountain of cheese and toppings with a whole fish sticking out of it and Kiki saying, "Well, here's a pizza with LITERALLY every topping we have."? (I think it was season 5?) They ate it with a spoon there was so many toppings on it.
    Also, no villain ever shouts out their evil plans unless they're in a CARTOON!

  • @little_lilac3262
    @little_lilac3262 4 года назад +9

    Bruh do these people don't know what "everything" means??

  • @katiewoods2146
    @katiewoods2146 4 года назад +2

    As a retail worker I love when terrible customers threaten to never come back. Great, go be someone else's problem.

  • @ecgfade5201
    @ecgfade5201 4 года назад +17

    Is it just me or did no one get notified for this video

    • @Eclipse-em6ez
      @Eclipse-em6ez 4 года назад

      I got notified by RUclips and discord

    • @theoddgaming5529
      @theoddgaming5529 4 года назад +2

      I didn't get notified till 34 minutes

    • @filip8985
      @filip8985 4 года назад

      no need for notification, just search for rslash at about 10pm

    • @PeppaPig-hw8nl
      @PeppaPig-hw8nl 4 года назад

      All Lives Matter 10 pm wherever you live

  • @damianolanzoni9583
    @damianolanzoni9583 4 года назад +1

    I would love to see a customers say "I'm never coming back here!" and the employees reacting with cheers and exchanging hi-fives...

  • @kennarose783
    @kennarose783 4 года назад +11

    The burger story is exactly why at the burger joint I worked for, "everything" meant: ketchup, mustard, relish, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles. NOT every single ingredient we had.

    • @loriblackangelsnow
      @loriblackangelsnow 4 года назад

      where i live the doner kebab places found the perfect solution for the everything issue: they just assemble the food right in front of the custommers, they often even confirm the quantity of each ingredients that the custommer wants too. (for example they put some onions in and then ask if that's okay or if they want more)
      there everything means everything except sauce & spicy spices. they usually have two sauces and ask which one you want indepentently of the ingredients (both sauces is a popular choice too tho) and the spicy spices are not included when someone orders one with everything bc they're extremely spicy and not everyone can handle it. they usually either specifically if someone wants spicy spices or dont ask at all and expect the custommer to request them on their own.

    • @Doublemonk0506
      @Doublemonk0506 2 года назад

      Isn't that essentially the works

  • @ferraz1962
    @ferraz1962 4 года назад

    5:37
    Imagine if she left a review.
    "They gave me exactly what I asked for, every single topping! I got exactly what I ordered! Never coming back!"

  • @nicholasf5742
    @nicholasf5742 4 года назад +15

    I’ve heard of “everything bangles.” Also the Karen you talked about (pat story) is the Dr. Doofensmertz (“Phineas and Ferb” doctor, I hope I spelt that right) of Karens

    • @galaxydragon1249
      @galaxydragon1249 4 года назад +4

      It’s spelt ‘Ferb’.

    • @alvarorey9308
      @alvarorey9308 4 года назад +6

      Dr. Doofensmirtz: Behold the r/maliciouscomplience-inator.

    • @nicholasf5742
      @nicholasf5742 4 года назад +3

      galaxy dragon 12 I’m an idiot, thanks

    • @pizzapartyman
      @pizzapartyman 4 года назад

      @@nicholasf5742 everyone makes mistakes

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +1

    Instead of "owning" a club with people to command around, Pat ended up with a bunch of work and running cost she alone had to find a solution to.

    • @adriennegormley9358
      @adriennegormley9358 4 года назад

      Very much so. Because she was the last remaining member of the original investment club, then SHE was stuck with prepping the club's annual tax paperwork and providing copies to the original investors, even those who withdrew. An extended bit of malicious compliance would be to inform her that for the old club if she did not provide their partnership tax forms to the withdrawn members, they would have no choice but to report her to the IRS.
      How do I know this? I worked for YEARS for the software company that provided the accounting and tax software for the investment clubs (originally Company A Software, later Company B when the B bought A), and the number of customers I helped with issues over the years (as well as, in its original incarnation being the software company's entire IT department), not just accouting, tax forms, but computer issues (like the one on how to get the metal slide from a 3.5" floppy disk out of the drive bay when it came off the disk inside the drive. My thank you email from that customer was, "The hacksaw blade worked!!!")
      I don't think Pat realized that investment clubs are partnerships, not corporations, and their resignation as officers and withdrawals from the partnership were that easy. And I'm also betting that when they set up their NEW club, they amended the charter to include rules to prevent this type of takeover. If they were smart, they might also have informed the group that oversees the investment clubs so they could modify their boilerplate partnership agreement to take such takeover attempts into account.

  • @chastox
    @chastox 4 года назад +6

    Me like I know ill love this while eating a Giant Burger ha yeah

  • @BlueEngland
    @BlueEngland 3 года назад +1

    Pat: So here's how i'll take all the power
    Everyone: Ok, let me just resign from the club
    Pat: *You weren't meant to do that*

  • @SJW08YeeterDeleter
    @SJW08YeeterDeleter 4 года назад +26

    RUclips:NO VIEWS 13LIKES
    Everyone thats early:*How*...

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 4 года назад

    5:50
    Right? When I worked at Burger King and people said that to me, my response was always "oh good, you came to that conclusion first on your own. You're smarter than you look."

  • @huntermccurdy708
    @huntermccurdy708 4 года назад +28

    Im gonna maliciously complie by hiting that like button

  • @xenaguy01
    @xenaguy01 2 года назад

    5:35 _"I'm _*_NEVER_*_ coming back!"_
    Yes, Ma'am. That's kind of what we were hoping to hear.

  • @LPScarlex
    @LPScarlex 4 года назад +37

    Petition to change the rslash video background to a Hugo slideshow

  • @sayadiva123
    @sayadiva123 4 года назад +2

    I look forward to these videos daily. They really make my day

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +6

    I'm pretty sure that burger with everything has _coom_ in it

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 4 года назад +1

    At first I thought that every usher in the last post was just gonna drop everything they were doing and go out to shovel snow. That would've made for quite an amusing MC story as well.

  • @BubblyBop
    @BubblyBop 4 года назад +8

    Im the 102 comment and this is god tier

  • @MadameChouette800
    @MadameChouette800 4 года назад +2

    -I'm never coming back!
    -Oh, promise? :D

  • @jackthehacker05
    @jackthehacker05 4 года назад +5

    When do you guys think spam bots are gonna start showing up?

  • @earlinejackson8151
    @earlinejackson8151 4 года назад

    I would occasionally get an irate customer yelling they would never come back, I, very joyfully, told them “thank you”, it never failed to tic them off!

  • @xiungi5249
    @xiungi5249 4 года назад +5

    As a barista, everything lattes are the BEST.

    • @huh-zi7fw
      @huh-zi7fw 4 года назад

      Ok

    • @IMightBeVanny
      @IMightBeVanny 4 года назад

      Do you actually serve everything lattes? Where can I get one? How much does it cost?

  • @theparalyzedarmy3836
    @theparalyzedarmy3836 4 года назад +1

    1)We've known each other for so long
    2)Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
    3)Inside we both know what's been going on
    4)We know the game and we're gonna play it
    5)And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

  • @mirandablair7384
    @mirandablair7384 4 года назад +17

    Okay, everyone be like "I AM SPEED" But can we take a moment to recognize how could the Karen voice is?

  • @travisrose7164
    @travisrose7164 4 года назад +1

    I worked at a pizza place, we had around 25 different toppings, and 5 different sauces, plus things we could add at the end of the order. We had a guy come in and say "I want everything, I'm in a hurry and I will be right back." He gave the cashier a $50 and left the store. All our pizzas have an unlimited topping option for a set price, no matter how many toppings were chosen. So, we put all the toppings on and the drizzles at the end of it put it in a box and waited. He came back, grabbed the box and his change and left. Both shift managers knew about it in case he called back later on. When he finally called back, he started yelling into the phone at the first person who answered, they hung up, he called back again, they hung up again. About an hour later he comes into the store demanding a manager, then threatened to never come back. Our manager who has dealt with that guy before simply smiled and said, "ok see you in two weeks." And the guy stormed out of the store completely defeated by his own stupidity....he showed up two weeks later like nothing had happened.

  • @Can_Head
    @Can_Head 4 года назад +7

    bro I got here seconds after posting and I'm like WTF! HOW!?!

    • @Can_Head
      @Can_Head 4 года назад

      and it says "no views" lol

    • @tabbyzack395
      @tabbyzack395 4 года назад

      it says 280 for me

    • @ivorycxxxx
      @ivorycxxxx 4 года назад

      nobody cares

    • @lucacocozza
      @lucacocozza 4 года назад

      Why do u feel the need to comment this? It's annoying af

    • @Can_Head
      @Can_Head 4 года назад

      @@lucacocozza if you don't care then don't say anything

  • @gornur8292
    @gornur8292 4 года назад

    I heard everything enough times and got this scene in my head from the World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor intro.
    Gul'dan: Drink, Hellscream. Claim your destiny. You will all be conquerors.
    Grommash Hellscream: And what, Gul'dan, must we give in return?
    Gul'dan: Everything.

  • @ibullypaintz-t5066
    @ibullypaintz-t5066 4 года назад +5

    I just started watching entitle kids video because I wasn’t on my phone yesterday

  • @TumbleWede
    @TumbleWede 4 года назад +1

    Karen: I'M NEVER COMING BACK
    Reality: Now we don't have to deal with that Karen anymore

  • @chocalatebearcub2485
    @chocalatebearcub2485 4 года назад +17

    Can u do 1 video where we can watch u read the stories. I wanna see your Karen face!!!

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 4 года назад +2

    I'm a horrible piece of s*** and if you don't satisfy my needs you're never going to see my face around here ever again