Things Video Games Have Taught Me

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @AttacktheDPointe
    @AttacktheDPointe 13 дней назад +2455

    RDR2 taught me that you can commit arson as long as nobody sees it

  • @Ghabl3
    @Ghabl3 12 дней назад +1269

    Pokemon has taught me it's okay to keep animals as long as it's for fighting

    • @The_Defiance
      @The_Defiance 11 дней назад +27

      Fun fact: they were gonna use whips but changed it to badges since they saw that morally wrong in the first generation

    • @MeowfJack124
      @MeowfJack124 11 дней назад +9

      I actually chuckled

    • @KryptidOfficial
      @KryptidOfficial 11 дней назад

      @@The_Defiance honestly probably true. they had gambling in a kids game in gen 1, in the anime someone quite literally whips his Pokemon if they don't behave, and outside Celadon gym, some old man is talking about how good the women (around 18-23 maybe) look

    • @The_Chiken.
      @The_Chiken. 11 дней назад +3

      Michael Vick?

    • @Vassago999
      @Vassago999 11 дней назад

      Dont forget too, sending a 10 year old out in a world unsupervised where that 10 year old can potentially die is ok

  • @tntdude12
    @tntdude12 11 дней назад +261

    Sonic has taught me that as long as im wearing a single ring, i can jump into spikes

    • @MetaI_Shadow
      @MetaI_Shadow 11 дней назад +9

      So just marriage
      MARRIAGE NO WAY

  • @NotAMoron42
    @NotAMoron42 13 дней назад +1055

    TF2 taught me to do medical operations even without a license!

    • @New_Soviet_Union
      @New_Soviet_Union 12 дней назад +15

      Glados: “and portal 2 taught me not to let you close to me ever again _ eye roll, and sarcastic tone_”

    • @rorocksisagod4046
      @rorocksisagod4046 12 дней назад +5

      Underrated comment 👍

    • @Brickmotionstudio1
      @Brickmotionstudio1 12 дней назад +8

      "AND THE DOCTOR WAS NEVER SEEN EVER AGAIN. Thats how i lost my medical license"

    • @ZionRyder3
      @ZionRyder3 12 дней назад +1

      Tf2 taught me that Scotland doesn't exist

    • @THE_GUY3-AA
      @THE_GUY3-AA 12 дней назад

      ​@ZionRyder3 no it's New Zealand you got the lore mix

  • @TheCuccoSlay4r
    @TheCuccoSlay4r 11 дней назад +291

    Doom Eternal taught me that anything and everything can be brutally slaughtered in the most violent ways possible 👌

    • @grindory
      @grindory 11 дней назад

      Like your mom on a bed

    • @Error-q3s
      @Error-q3s 11 дней назад +3

      Hell yes brother

    • @TheDoomSlayer66
      @TheDoomSlayer66 11 дней назад +2

      I see you have been taught the only correct way in life.

    • @TheCuccoSlay4r
      @TheCuccoSlay4r 11 дней назад

      @@TheDoomSlayer66 Indeed;I see that you have been instructed in the fine arts too, my fellow Slayer

    • @DoomEternal-vi3mm
      @DoomEternal-vi3mm 10 дней назад +1

      You called me?

  • @PetaPhile8
    @PetaPhile8 12 дней назад +33

    Roblox: to get closer to kids

    • @Nillysigga
      @Nillysigga 8 дней назад +5

      The name to bro 😂🤣

    • @potterunited
      @potterunited 7 дней назад +2

      Nah what is ur name bro 💀​@Nillysigga

    • @arifasultana2953
      @arifasultana2953 2 дня назад +1

      What's wrong with his name?
      I get it now-

  • @Arthur_Morgan-Black_Lung
    @Arthur_Morgan-Black_Lung 12 дней назад +211

    Rdr2: crimes dont pay in the end
    GtaV: crimes sometimes pay in the end

    • @ThePagesBP
      @ThePagesBP 12 дней назад +1

      Not when Lester takes 99.9999% of the heist money for sitting down and saying random stuff into my ear.

    • @dissassemblydrone
      @dissassemblydrone 12 дней назад

      Yeah​@@ThePagesBP

    • @Jacob_Fell
      @Jacob_Fell 11 дней назад

      Yes, Arthur morgan.

    • @VHS_Serenity
      @VHS_Serenity 11 дней назад

      sometimes
      (as in, sometimes you don't)

    • @blanker-w4w
      @blanker-w4w 10 дней назад

      What met by patient was the one place that shows up as a heel on the map

  • @ZimaNoMori
    @ZimaNoMori 10 дней назад +59

    Undertale taught me that if I'm a bad person, a skeleton will beat my ass

    • @ZGamer911_
      @ZGamer911_ 10 дней назад +3

      *1 skeleton 1 goat king and 1 "immortal" fish

    • @HiHi-jw8nr
      @HiHi-jw8nr День назад

      So true

  • @BruhManSir
    @BruhManSir 9 дней назад +15

    Clash royale taught me destroying towers is good

  • @random_mf6918
    @random_mf6918 12 дней назад +136

    Pixel gun taught me gambling

  • @AshvikSanil
    @AshvikSanil 6 дней назад +2

    War thunder taught me to leak government docuements

  • @Zacio0
    @Zacio0 7 дней назад +1

    Gorilla tag taught me new words :D

  • @swordlegend-r9g
    @swordlegend-r9g 8 дней назад +7

    Starcraft taught me that human lives dont matter but big pieces of assembled metal does

  • @BicirikBey
    @BicirikBey 13 дней назад +196

    HL3 is a better example of how to be patient.

    • @RealMcfloppa
      @RealMcfloppa 13 дней назад +1

      No it isnt gta v be having them 2 hour wait

    • @BicirikBey
      @BicirikBey 13 дней назад +8

      @@RealMcfloppa We haven't had HL3 for 20 years my friend. I don't think 2 hours is longer than 20 years.

    • @jettheg0d
      @jettheg0d 13 дней назад +3

      ​@@BicirikBeyholy I didn't realise hl2 is 20 years old soon to be 25

    • @superk492
      @superk492 12 дней назад

      Whats HL

    • @BicirikBey
      @BicirikBey 12 дней назад +1

      @@superk492 Half-Life.

  • @Bryson-b4e
    @Bryson-b4e 9 дней назад +8

    For those who dont know,
    Edge: the outside limit of an object, area, or surface; a place or part farthest away from the center of something.
    "a willow tree at the water's edge"
    Similar:
    border
    boundary
    extremity
    fringe
    margin
    side
    lip
    rim
    brim
    brink
    verge
    perimeter
    circumference
    periphery
    contour
    outline
    limit
    limits
    outer limit
    bound
    bounds
    marge
    bourn
    skirt
    Opposite:
    middle
    an area next to a steep drop.
    "the cliff edge"
    the point immediately before something unpleasant or momentous occurs or someone loses control.
    "the economy was teetering on the edge of recession"
    2.
    the sharpened side of the blade of a cutting implement or weapon.
    "a knife with a razor-sharp edge"
    the line along which two surfaces of a solid meet.
    an intense, sharp, or striking quality.
    "a flamenco singer brings a primitive edge to the music"
    Similar:
    sharpness
    severity
    bite
    sting
    pointedness
    asperity
    pungency
    mordancy
    acerbity
    acidity
    tartness
    trenchancy
    sarcasm
    acrimony
    malice
    spite
    venom
    causticity
    mordacity
    Opposite:
    kindness
    3.
    a quality or factor that gives superiority over close rivals or competitors.
    "the veal had the edge on flavor"
    Similar:
    advantage
    lead
    head
    head start
    trump card
    the whip hand
    superiority
    the upper hand
    dominance
    ascendancy
    supremacy
    primacy
    precedence
    power
    mastery
    control
    sway
    authority
    the catbird seat
    the box seat
    Opposite:
    disadvantage
    verb
    verb: edge; 3rd person present: edges; past tense: edged; past participle: edged; gerund or present participle: edging
    1.
    provide with a border or edge.
    "the pool is edged with paving"
    Similar:
    border
    fringe
    rim
    verge
    skirt
    be alongside
    surround
    enclose
    encircle
    circle
    encompass
    bound
    line
    flank
    trim
    pipe
    band
    decorate
    finish
    bind
    hem
    2.
    move gradually, carefully, or furtively in a particular direction.
    "she tried to edge away from him"
    Similar:
    creep
    inch (one's way)
    worm (one's way)
    work (one's way)
    pick one's way
    nose (one's way)
    ease (oneself)
    ease (one's way)
    advance slowly
    advance stealthily
    sidle
    steal
    slink
    informal•US
    defeat by a small margin.
    "Connecticut avoided an upset and edged Yale 49-48"
    3.
    give an intense or sharp quality to.
    "desperation edged her voice"
    4.
    ski with one's weight on the edges of one's skis.
    "you will be edging early, controlling a parallel turn.
    Uhm yeah

  • @READY_PLAYER125
    @READY_PLAYER125 12 дней назад +10

    elden ring teaches you how to absolutely be incinerated

  • @igotstenchaura
    @igotstenchaura 12 дней назад +3

    GTA 5 taught me that I can steal cars multiple times without getting arrested even if it’s in front of an officer

  • @Lakshit-hn7jg
    @Lakshit-hn7jg 7 дней назад +1

    Subway surfers teaches vandalism 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @frans_does_ting
    @frans_does_ting 11 дней назад +3

    TF2 taught me I didn't know Bluetooth steroids were that useful from a German Doctor!

  • @Kaina-JellyJams
    @Kaina-JellyJams 8 дней назад +2

    Hollow Knight taught me short people are really violent towards everything.

    • @TamerGhaniKSW
      @TamerGhaniKSW 6 дней назад +1

      @Kaina-JellyJams Hollow Knight taught me to avoid light at all cost

  • @Teqhesena2010
    @Teqhesena2010 11 дней назад +4

    God of War taught me that even I, a mere Mortal, can kill gods. If Kratos can kill Athena, I can kill someone like Hera or Hermes. Now, while yes, Kratos is this badass spartan, I have a thing called a blicky.

  • @WeirdPark
    @WeirdPark 11 дней назад +2

    Battlefield taught me war crimes are only war crimes sometimes

  • @A.Z.296
    @A.Z.296 13 дней назад +48

    Here's what they taught me: How to enrich uranium to weapons grade, the true meaning of friendship, always make sure you have a spare magazine, speed doesn't equal strength, use your head before going in headfirst and, always remember, 100 coins is enough to give you an extra life

    • @TheBlockEater
      @TheBlockEater 11 дней назад

      Is that last one sonic or?

    • @A.Z.296
      @A.Z.296 11 дней назад +1

      @TheBlockEater ... Sonic doesn't pick up coins. That's Mario

    • @TheBlockEater
      @TheBlockEater 11 дней назад

      @@A.Z.296 alr i was confused if u were using currency or actual mario coins

  • @FranktheFert
    @FranktheFert 11 дней назад +4

    Rdr3 taught me how to become delusional

  • @Timtimislil
    @Timtimislil 12 дней назад +9

    Tf2 taught me that you can laugh on a 22 year old thats burning alive while being gunned down my a literal minigun while having an electromagnetic wave of drugs that make you immortal inserted into your blood from a schizophrenic german doctor that doesnt have a medical license on a battlefield.

  • @joshda22
    @joshda22 11 дней назад +3

    Twd season games taught me to always save a bullet for myself if you know, you know

  • @OG_taco-19
    @OG_taco-19 11 дней назад +1

    I remember playing Halo 5 when I was 5 years old on the Xbox 360 the Xbox Live Chat was amazing I learned so many awesome words

  • @Ruckzyz.PARKOUR
    @Ruckzyz.PARKOUR 8 дней назад

    And what my dad taught me
    "It's not a crime if your not caught"

  • @Grapegod777
    @Grapegod777 11 дней назад +1

    Buckshot roulette taught me that Russian roulette is fun

  • @DoorbellmanBetterThanSuperman
    @DoorbellmanBetterThanSuperman 9 часов назад

    Fortnite taught me how to 360° no scope someone

  • @Tryallzzz2
    @Tryallzzz2 18 часов назад

    Bro we all had to learn patience for him to get the joke

  • @Theboogieisuponthy
    @Theboogieisuponthy 10 дней назад

    Roblox taught me it’s alright to make 5 year olds on the internet feel bad as long as nobody knows about it

  • @drifterbtl
    @drifterbtl 11 дней назад +1

    Video games taught me that if i accidenfly brought on a dystopian society theyll love me as long as they dont know it was me.

  • @Shimo-y8o
    @Shimo-y8o 9 дней назад

    Video games have taught me how to type fast.

  • @Operator_275
    @Operator_275 16 часов назад

    Arena breakout taught me that to always expect the unexpected

  • @Coolestanimator
    @Coolestanimator 6 дней назад

    Fnf taught me i can survive bullets by rapping my blue balls off

  • @aidanschubert5594
    @aidanschubert5594 9 дней назад

    "Judge People By Their Color" I've done that since birth

  • @AleksiReyes
    @AleksiReyes 5 дней назад

    Geometry Dash taught me to let out my inner demons when I died on an attempt

  • @Cdoom541
    @Cdoom541 11 дней назад

    Doom taught me it’s okay to rip and tear as long as its demons

  • @edsongvargas9538
    @edsongvargas9538 11 дней назад +4

    Roblox taught me to report anyone for no reason

  • @elsadepedro4242
    @elsadepedro4242 9 дней назад +1

    Roblox games taught me gambling

  • @ArkhamDude09
    @ArkhamDude09 10 дней назад

    Portal has taught me that the color white is more useful than any other color

  • @Raziel-jl3fn
    @Raziel-jl3fn 11 дней назад

    Hitman taught me... things I will not say because the police might be listening

  • @blanker-w4w
    @blanker-w4w 10 дней назад

    Titanfall 2 taught me to be brutal

  • @Arcexeff
    @Arcexeff 8 дней назад +1

    How to be patient I don't get it 💅

    • @KaneLanders
      @KaneLanders 8 дней назад

      I don’t get it either

    • @PammyGamez
      @PammyGamez 8 дней назад

      its for the gta 6 release

  • @JurassicBrickFilms
    @JurassicBrickFilms 11 дней назад +2

    Cod taught me that if you die you just respawn

    • @Griddyshake
      @Griddyshake 10 дней назад +1

      Obamas last name is…
      Read more…

  • @RyLey-k6b
    @RyLey-k6b 20 часов назад

    Cod taught me to get kill streaks

  • @CRANGLATOR
    @CRANGLATOR 12 дней назад +2

    The action he was doing in the beggining 💀💀💀

  • @shmungous
    @shmungous 11 дней назад

    Titanfalls taught me how to become a giant robot destroying bullet

  • @Wawa_cat123
    @Wawa_cat123 10 дней назад

    Unturned taught me every slur in the universe

  • @Kansas_Gunslinger2
    @Kansas_Gunslinger2 10 дней назад

    Red dead 2 taught me that you can commit as many crimes as you want as long as you say hi to everyone in new Orleans

  • @ITZ_Demo083
    @ITZ_Demo083 8 дней назад

    Genshin : people only want your money or gambling is fun

  • @Idc962
    @Idc962 10 дней назад

    Gta 6 teaching lessons before its even released 😭💀

  • @MrExtremenator
    @MrExtremenator 9 дней назад

    Call of Duty taught me to be brave and think like a soldier

  • @blahblah-z3x
    @blahblah-z3x 6 дней назад

    Hitman world of assassination has taught me things i shouldnt know

  • @Foxatsunset
    @Foxatsunset 3 дня назад

    Embr taught me that blue stuff is more efficient than water

  • @yeseniacastro4439
    @yeseniacastro4439 9 дней назад

    COD taught me to shoot everything

  • @dingus-core
    @dingus-core 13 дней назад +25

    “The elevator has reached maximum capacity your name will come up asking you to politely leave the elevator.”
    “…”

    • @jxd8789
      @jxd8789 13 дней назад +1

      Regegavator or however you spell it?

  • @TheDoveHunter24
    @TheDoveHunter24 8 дней назад

    Warthunder taught me that if the grinds to long just spend money

  • @GooberinoVR-zl7xl
    @GooberinoVR-zl7xl 8 дней назад

    The first one was diabolical 💀

  • @Lautiiilol
    @Lautiiilol 21 час назад

    The patient for the new gta and for the endless loading screen of gta 5 XD

  • @destroyerd.1057
    @destroyerd.1057 13 дней назад +9

    Because ur waiting for gta 6

  • @CHEESE_CLOWN
    @CHEESE_CLOWN 10 дней назад +1

    Roblox taught me how to talk to kids

  • @Webslinger09
    @Webslinger09 11 дней назад

    Btd6 taught me about corporate greed

  • @Weirdperson9780
    @Weirdperson9780 10 дней назад +2

    Hollow knight gives you chainsaw ptsd

  • @Farout-with-Idontk
    @Farout-with-Idontk 11 дней назад +2

    Roblox Obbys have Taught me every man for themselves especially glass obbys💀

  • @Jarome004
    @Jarome004 10 дней назад

    Sniper Elite 4 taught me how to be sneaky

  • @LYNX-12578
    @LYNX-12578 7 дней назад

    Roblox- You can explore everything iykyk

  • @Rexbryte
    @Rexbryte 10 дней назад

    Gta taught me to rob banks

  • @Twong3lol
    @Twong3lol 3 дня назад

    Real one here: Celeste is trying to teach me how to accept myself, still can't figure it out

  • @AWaid-w3f
    @AWaid-w3f 11 дней назад

    Assassins creed 3 helped me in history class😂

  • @Mr.MONKAY
    @Mr.MONKAY 3 дня назад

    GTA taught me to never go to the shoe store 😢

  • @BeltraDeBerghem
    @BeltraDeBerghem 10 дней назад

    Call of duty taught me that if you beat people w 2 sticks you one shot them

  • @Thebluegirlfromtofu
    @Thebluegirlfromtofu 11 дней назад

    Pokemon taught me to catch endangered animals and to use them as tools

  • @GannonStjohn-r7v
    @GannonStjohn-r7v 12 дней назад

    Attack on titan 2 taught me to destroy everything

  • @rowdey052
    @rowdey052 11 дней назад

    Skyrim taught me cheating is good

  • @Mycoplasma-A90
    @Mycoplasma-A90 10 дней назад +1

    Nevermind

  • @SKYSTRE3KSTUDIOS
    @SKYSTRE3KSTUDIOS 11 дней назад +2

    Pokemon scarlet and violet: child labour in the elite four.

  • @Ethan-w2c
    @Ethan-w2c 11 дней назад +2

    Minecraft- don't look at black people in the eye

  • @HawkeyePierce-l7x
    @HawkeyePierce-l7x 10 дней назад

    Fortnite fought me that it’s ok to build things without the governments permission

  • @KajGeislerDragelykke
    @KajGeislerDragelykke 10 дней назад

    Video games has taught me english

  • @Jack-hargrave
    @Jack-hargrave 8 дней назад

    GTA V taught me that spending money like crazy makes you poor

  • @A_random_proto
    @A_random_proto 12 дней назад

    Life taught me to hate everyone.

  • @Jadiel-eb5he
    @Jadiel-eb5he 11 дней назад

    Minecraft taught me never trust black tall men

  • @Gurumewing
    @Gurumewing День назад

    Pixel gun taught me to not spend your money into gems, TF2 taught me that i became doctor without license, roblox taught me to not trust people because they are groomers and predators everywhere, call of duty taught me to not trust if they big or small company, overwatch taught me not to be a gooners, minecraft taught me that creativity is so unlimited, fortnite taught me to taunt a little kid so they rage quit and mad so bad even destroying their console making them getting grounded for weeks or days, twitter taught me to not trust media social easily even thought they are celebrity, GTAs taughts me to always make war crimes on public as longs as you bribe all polices departement

  • @MrTriangle1954
    @MrTriangle1954 11 дней назад

    RDR2 taught me to do good things😢
    If you know you know

  • @binggongdinglong
    @binggongdinglong 5 дней назад

    warthunder- how to add to the geneva suggestions

  • @theblackninja1917
    @theblackninja1917 10 дней назад

    rust: dying by the age of 35 because of unexplainable rage is not that bad

  • @IamTheShipGod
    @IamTheShipGod 10 дней назад +1

    COD: dad's words

  • @edwardvilliegod-ef5cc
    @edwardvilliegod-ef5cc 3 дня назад

    michal Vick learned a lot from pokemon

  • @Cloversclaw
    @Cloversclaw 7 дней назад

    I only put them in those to save them from zombies because they always run out of their houses too early and end up dying from being hit by burning zombies

  • @justgaming6647
    @justgaming6647 11 дней назад

    Gta taught me english i swear bro

  • @masonwills5703
    @masonwills5703 10 дней назад

    Brawl stars taught me that working on a team sucks and working alone sucks

  • @ciaociao4270
    @ciaociao4270 7 дней назад

    I thought NPCs were only in video games

  • @CheeseGromitEatsCheese
    @CheeseGromitEatsCheese 7 дней назад

    Sparking Zero taught me that it isn’t about fun and is more about using the most broken character

  • @asserhossam7288
    @asserhossam7288 8 дней назад

    Roblox taught me that it's okay to hide adult jokes in games made for children

  • @Gnomo_Legal
    @Gnomo_Legal 6 дней назад

    For those that do not understood the gta one: shoe store

  • @gbilIz
    @gbilIz 8 дней назад +1

    I dont get it either. None of us do

  • @tidalwave227
    @tidalwave227 11 дней назад +1

    Helldivers 2 taught my how to call an orbital strike on some bugs

  • @Y4TTAA
    @Y4TTAA 9 дней назад

    Genshin impact had taught me that gambling is good!