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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @AngryCops
    @AngryCops  Месяц назад +58

    Head to www.PIAVPN.com/AngryCops and get an 83% discount, and you can also get 4 extra months completely for free! Go to www.PIAVPN.com/AngryCops for a truly private digital life!

    • @vipermikes5547
      @vipermikes5547 Месяц назад +1

      @@AngryCops you rock sir!!!!

    • @Texas.T
      @Texas.T Месяц назад

      I'm glad I made it to another one W4_exempt

    • @precise1329
      @precise1329 Месяц назад

      I know it's a sponsor yadda yadda. But I've been subverting ISP restrictions with this tool for years.

    • @RickCarroll-j5n
      @RickCarroll-j5n Месяц назад

      You're best highlight is when you made the news you should talk about that I sent you the link three videos ago 🤣

    • @dawnmccarthy1
      @dawnmccarthy1 Месяц назад

      5:05 Folks sitting near him at a rally being hospitalized, and a car full of boombooms. And authorities not being able to keep a straight story. Might be up to 4. I could be wrong though.

  • @nickolaiorlov4732
    @nickolaiorlov4732 Месяц назад +393

    "Remember, we dont negotiate with terrorists, and we CERTAINLY dont negotiate with the hostages" - Spetsnaz training handbook 2004

    • @Mere-Lachaiselongue
      @Mere-Lachaiselongue Месяц назад +1

      Spetsnaz never fought against themselves. Which is what AngryCops does by supporting the cee-o-nis-t-s.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 Месяц назад +6

      @Mere-Lachaiselongue 🙄

    • @Off-HandedBarrel
      @Off-HandedBarrel Месяц назад +4

      ​@@Mere-LachaiselongueYou wanna list? They only have high kill counts because they include themselves.

  • @kellenrice6546
    @kellenrice6546 Месяц назад +345

    "Your meat gazing PTSD is not service connected." -VA Docs

    • @tetedur377
      @tetedur377 Месяц назад +13

      "Doc is gay. Doc is always gay." - Marine grunts everywhere.

    • @saltidog86
      @saltidog86 Месяц назад +8

      @@tetedur377I would rather my Doc likes what he is looking at than not.

    • @STB-jh7od
      @STB-jh7od Месяц назад

      My meat being gazed at wasn't fun either.

    • @shawnstarkET1SS
      @shawnstarkET1SS Месяц назад

      @@tetedur377 We use to call them pecker checkers.🤣

    • @majikslim82
      @majikslim82 Месяц назад +1

      I'm gay now. Should I try filling for it?

  • @alanpitts2409
    @alanpitts2409 Месяц назад +619

    do you know what cell carrier is in Lebanon? A TNT!

  • @ericb9931
    @ericb9931 Месяц назад +280

    In Ghazni we had a group of Afghan Soldiers convinced that our 5.56 rounds were tipped green because "they were poison" 😆

    • @Pops-km8xt
      @Pops-km8xt Месяц назад +63

      Tell them they are the ones with pork by products in the projectile

    • @nattypezman4894
      @nattypezman4894 Месяц назад +11

      ​@@Pops-km8xt🤣🤣🤣😁

    • @matthewbeale5083
      @matthewbeale5083 Месяц назад +71

      In Iraq, our guys found an insurgent "manual" that said to wrap tinfoil around an RPG so it could penetrate an M1's force field.

    • @nattypezman4894
      @nattypezman4894 Месяц назад +15

      Bring up the 155 howitzer HAMS 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PresidentRory
      @PresidentRory Месяц назад +38

      @@matthewbeale5083 I hope someone got to keep that manual.

  • @georgestweeter
    @georgestweeter Месяц назад +26

    FYI, Trump has had 6 or more assassination attempts.
    -Someone attempted mailing him Ricin
    -A guy rushed a stage with a knife at a rally
    -A guy tried to steal an officers gun at a rally
    -The PA sloped roof shitter
    -The Golf Course Ukraine war guy
    -And the FBI said they stopped a Pakistani guy attempt.
    These are just the ones I can recall off of the top of my head

    • @rdel714
      @rdel714 29 дней назад +1

      George I think maybe it's time you take a break from your part-time job😂

  • @BoSmith7045
    @BoSmith7045 Месяц назад +73

    Yeah, hooking up with that girl from highschool is NEVER worth it. They usually have more issues than Marvel Comics and they want to share them with YOU.

    • @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
      @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky Месяц назад +10

      I had fellas who learnt it the hard way. And everyone told em: “Don’t do it, DON’T, she ain’t worth it.” And you can guess what they did anyways. 🙄

    • @joshhardison3106
      @joshhardison3106 Месяц назад +16

      I moved back to my hometown recently and one of the rich preppy girls I knew sent me a friend request. I was like "damn, she's still pretty hot" so I added her and apparently she only posts one of 3 things: How all men ain't shit, how she's gonna beat the shit out of other random women she's gotten in arguments with, and telling the dope fiends in her drug infested neighborhood where the cops are posted up at.
      Considering my brother and nephew are both officers who have to patrol that rat infested area I wasn't too fond of her telling people where to ambush them. Told my brother about it and to let the other guys working that way know to be careful, at which point, we figurted out she's actually a pretty violent offender so I hit her DMs and asked if she wanted to go on a date. She told me where to pick her up and the sheriff's dept went instead and got her on outstanding warrants for child abuse, neglect, pwitsmd meth and fentanyl, and assault with a deadly weapon. 😂

    • @BoSmith7045
      @BoSmith7045 Месяц назад +8

      @@joshhardison3106 When people say "you dodged a bullet", they usually don't mean it in the literal sense. But I think you dodged a literal bullet. I wonder how many filters she used keep from looking like a meth head in her profile?

    • @jasonbernal9348
      @jasonbernal9348 Месяц назад

      ​@@BoSmith7045All of them

    • @kermitthefrog2578
      @kermitthefrog2578 Месяц назад

      ​@@BoSmith7045 forget the bullet, he dodged a nuke!

  • @ATHFTHEONE
    @ATHFTHEONE Месяц назад +144

    One of my old drills at Fort Knox would bring his 5 or 6 year old daughter to work with him, and she'd run around with one of his hats on, and smoke us randomly while he watched.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 Месяц назад +25

      That can't be right, but it's righteous! Ha ha ha heh, thanks for letting me picture that.

    • @ellencook1658
      @ellencook1658 Месяц назад +14

      Definitely Army. Not Marines.

    • @generalilbis
      @generalilbis Месяц назад +21

      Wow... bet she has happy memories of Take Your Kid to Work Day 😅

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider Месяц назад +9

      @@ellencook1658 I can see marines doing it too.

    • @DARTHMARC0720
      @DARTHMARC0720 Месяц назад +3

      You didn't bring me nuggies?! Drop and do 50! No choccy milk either?! Make it 100! Now push!"

  • @oxishimaruxo
    @oxishimaruxo Месяц назад +53

    06:22 he was relieved due to on going issues with the ship's steering and propulsion plant, which resulted in loss of steering during a refueling evolution and almost ending in a collision with the refueling ship. McCain has been having steering issues for a while, back in 2017 she lost steering and that contributed to a collision with an oil tanker killing 10 sailors.

    • @glorioustigereye
      @glorioustigereye Месяц назад +17

      I looked at uss John S Mccain's wiki and she has every mark in the making of a classic legend.
      -Gets made 1996
      -Does nothing for 6 years
      -Bombs iraq wins a battle effective award
      -Chinese sub runs into her sonar
      -Chase north Koreas selling illegal weapons
      -Aids Japan after Tohaku Earthquake, possible radioactive contamination.
      -First USN ship to visit Vietnam after the war
      -China complains
      -Tells China to f off as they are in international waters.
      -Gets in a crash 10 sailors die. The crew berthing and machinery got flooded. The Navy blames fatigue, poor communication, poor user interface on the tech, crowded shipping lanes, and lack of oversight
      -Russia threatens to ram her at Peter the Great bay
      -Tells Russia to f off as they are in international waters.
      -Russia and China approach Alaskan waters
      -McCain shows up
      -They f off.
      -Gets into a near collision in the middle east, Captain gets relieved.
      All I'm waiting for is for her to run aground and she would be a true legend.
      She has the gusto and steering of HMS Warspite lol.

    • @jetcox6760
      @jetcox6760 Месяц назад +7

      @@glorioustigereye- Forces Lighthouse to change course to avoid collision

    • @TheHman124
      @TheHman124 Месяц назад

      They just need to decom that boat, some boats just cursed, like the Greenville

  • @MonkeyJedi99
    @MonkeyJedi99 Месяц назад +27

    The theater Spetsnaz raid used a fentanyl derivative.
    The deaths were mostly because the gas was top secret at the time, and the Spetsnaz were not allowed to tell first responders what the gas was, or how to treat the ex-hostages.
    Had they been given the proper information, many of the dead could have been saved by immediate treatment with Naloxone or a similar medication.
    Apparently, laying the people on the back did not help either.

    • @petervigna3579
      @petervigna3579 Месяц назад

      That didnt happen its was a psyop like sandy hook called operation lollipop or wait that was the lewinsky mission to get bill clinton

  • @shawnbarnett7982
    @shawnbarnett7982 Месяц назад +71

    @angrycops , when your wife tells you she 6 months pregnant but you just got back from an 18 month deployment

    • @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
      @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky Месяц назад +4

      🤨

    • @lorgariiix
      @lorgariiix Месяц назад +1

      Thats when you start the record function on your phone, say your name, rank and date.. then ask her to repeat herself....if you are lucky she'll do it. Better yet do that before entering the house

    • @donut3946
      @donut3946 Месяц назад

      It happened to you?

  • @skrimshaw72
    @skrimshaw72 Месяц назад +125

    Gerald Ford survived 2 assassination attempts September 1975. Of course that was that was B.M. (Before memes)

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Месяц назад +3

      Orange Donnie now has one attempt per impeachment!

    • @Smokasaurus
      @Smokasaurus Месяц назад +11

      ​@@MonkeyJedi99 Orange Donnie? Cringe.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Месяц назад

      @@Smokasaurus Would you prefer Donald the Hutt? Donold Snoreleone? Orange Julius Caeser? Convicted sex offender? Convicted tax cheat?...

    • @lucycarlisle9120
      @lucycarlisle9120 Месяц назад

      I'm glad you specified B.M., as I was wondering if Gerald Ford acrually had 2 assassination attempts by a baby mama. I'm not sure if I'm more horrified at the ghastly "Orange Donnie" reference, the fact that this chuckle-head neglected to point out "bogus" impeachments, or the idea that Gerald Ford was banging a homicidal baby mama.

    • @DoobieKeebler
      @DoobieKeebler Месяц назад

      ​@@Smokasaurus
      Cringe? We're not 14 year old girls.

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 Месяц назад +209

    Beepers went... hands free.

    • @jastrapper190
      @jastrapper190 Месяц назад +5

      🤣

    • @jastrapper190
      @jastrapper190 Месяц назад +5

      👋Plus💥=😭Abu

    • @redwings19798
      @redwings19798 Месяц назад +6

      And nuts free too! 🤣

    • @Chonkems
      @Chonkems Месяц назад +6

      First you're using a handheld beeper, then you're hearing an EKG beeper.

    • @equarg
      @equarg Месяц назад +1

      😫 ahhhhhhhhh!
      Ouch!

  • @joshy9464
    @joshy9464 Месяц назад +70

    This week only! 155mm paladins on sale-condition:used,slightly damaged

  • @cigilpatrick80
    @cigilpatrick80 Месяц назад +165

    Helluva a morning waking up to this after dealing with Hurricane Helene. Thank you AC!

    • @slickydicky
      @slickydicky Месяц назад +6

      From what I'm hearing it was a wild night for sure

    • @MortRouge
      @MortRouge Месяц назад +3

      You read my mind.

    • @cigilpatrick80
      @cigilpatrick80 Месяц назад +9

      @@slickydicky yeah we had a handful of tornado warnings throughout the night. Sleep is overrated anyways

    • @charleshowd9784
      @charleshowd9784 Месяц назад +2

      Same here, picking up the mess

    • @fireman19841
      @fireman19841 Месяц назад +1

      Backpage needs to come back. Hard to find good quality hookers anywhere

  • @josephvarno5623
    @josephvarno5623 Месяц назад +26

    The Manson Family tried to unalive Gerald Ford twice at close range with a handgun.

  • @timtimtimmay4654
    @timtimtimmay4654 Месяц назад +11

    E4s can be some of the most effective and/or destructive devices of a military career and/or duty station.

  • @IYAAYAS1987
    @IYAAYAS1987 Месяц назад +15

    Oh my God the “gay Indian working at subway” line had me literally crying from laughing so hard. “Double meat, double cheese sir?”
    Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Месяц назад

      _Always the double meat for you sar._

  • @pandajfry
    @pandajfry Месяц назад +13

    During training we had porta potties. I forget why, but a helicopter landed a little too close to them and someone was in one when they went flying. The only time I was glad for guard duty

  • @sayjack1328
    @sayjack1328 Месяц назад +5

    Holy shit! My meme was actually featured. That's kinda cool. Thanks AC

  • @timoanez4668
    @timoanez4668 Месяц назад +705

    LOL yup Trump has seen more combat than Tim Walz.

    • @jenniferferguson4373
      @jenniferferguson4373 Месяц назад +42

      😂 It’s funny bc it’s true!!!😂

    • @FeralRabbit
      @FeralRabbit Месяц назад +38

      Oh snap! Not mention he'd be getting his first enemy sharp shooter ribbon aka Purple Heart.

    • @timoanez4668
      @timoanez4668 Месяц назад +2

      @@FeralRabbit Absolutely lol.

    • @Chonkems
      @Chonkems Месяц назад +5

      @@FeralRabbit I don't think barely a graze is worthy of a purple heart, especially when you disrespect dead soldiers like a month later.
      Edit: chill out. You're white knighting for a man who doesn't even care about your existence, like every other politician. Donald was never in the Army. The man does not truly care about the troops, I don't think many presidents have.

    • @johncostello6006
      @johncostello6006 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@Chonkems all injuries that were given by the enemy are worthy of a purple heart.
      I'd be willing to bet your momma's house you'd still be on bed rest if you were in DT's position.
      How did he disrespect the troops exactly? Tell me EXACTLY what he said.

  • @minormunitions
    @minormunitions Месяц назад +9

    0:10 hit home so hard made me switch from cannadips to Rippers iykyk

  • @gibster9624
    @gibster9624 Месяц назад +20

    I was 5'8" 130lbs when I graduated high school. The girls I went to school with hardly gave me a 2nd thought. Fortunately it taught me to have a good sense of humor. Went to 10 year high-school reunion and Im now 6 foot 220lbs and make a great living. I received more compliments in a single night than I had probably my entire life co.bined up to that point. Crazy how many of the hot chicks you went to school with ended up as single mothers who lost their looks. Not so fun being treated like you're invisible huh?

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 Месяц назад +2

      At the age of 47, I'm rather glad I'm not in contact with the people I went to high school with. Last time I saw one of the hot chicks from my high school years, she looked like one of the mopeds I pulled Sophomore year. (You know, a Moped and a fat girl are about the same. Fun to ride, just don't let your buddies catch you.)

  • @ericb9931
    @ericb9931 Месяц назад +19

    The portajohn mortar meme just hit me hard 😆 ever instantly transport back somewhere? Also, serious question because it keeps happening.

  • @michiganrailfan2141
    @michiganrailfan2141 Месяц назад +8

    Sent an FNG for 100 feet of flightline. He came back with temporary runway pieces we didn't know our base had and our squadron chief (An E-9).

    • @terryevans1976
      @terryevans1976 Месяц назад +2

      We sent one out for prop wash. He actually came back with a reasonable facsimile from the C-130 down the ramp and then wondered why we were all staring at him.

    • @TheCardinalSpear
      @TheCardinalSpear Месяц назад +2

      @michiganrailfan2141 when I got to my first unit, I got sent out for a bucket of rotor wash and gallon of magnetic paint. Ahhh to be a scared naive E2 again 🤣

    • @michiganrailfan2141
      @michiganrailfan2141 Месяц назад +3

      @@TheCardinalSpear they got me with the ID10T form. Although, I did notice it just as I left our shop's support office door before I realized the prank.

  • @toadman506
    @toadman506 Месяц назад +12

    Captain of the McCaine got Sandbagged, TBH, He had a recurring Engineering Casualty, Reported it up the chain Multiple times, NAVSEA REFUSED to Send contractors to fix it, claiming Budgetary concerns, then Relieved him when it finally got so bad the ship wasn't mission-ready from what i understand....

    • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
      @realmenhavelittledogs2661 Месяц назад +2

      No dude, he got relieved because they were doing an UNREP (Underway Replenishment) and they lost steering control in the middle of it for 10 minutes. The captain attempted to complete the UNREP despite not having full control from the pilothouse. The ships eventually got so close that they had to do an emergency breakaway which broke off the arresting gear and the nozzle heads from the replenishment ship.
      The after action investigation found most personnel weren't properly trained and "let's see what this does" was the basis for any knowledge. Multiple senior enlisted (the Chiefs) had little to no experience with gear they were in charge of overseeing and CASREP (Casualty Report) feedbacks were not followed and instead a new CASREP would be generated.
      It was systematic failure of leadership in the command, so he had to go. The McCain is better off with him gone.

  • @Giveme1goodreason
    @Giveme1goodreason Месяц назад +5

    5:26 well congratulations you just got me to sign up for pepperbox. Now if they could just get HLC and Cappy the average infantryman on there I’d be so happy.

  • @ejn1011
    @ejn1011 Месяц назад +52

    Calling all pedants!! Was that a tank? Noooooo....

    • @matthewbeale5083
      @matthewbeale5083 Месяц назад +4

      @@ejn1011 it sure was not.

    • @redwings19798
      @redwings19798 Месяц назад +2

      I always love it when civilians call ANYTHING WITH A TRACK a tank! Drives me nuts!

    • @douglascolquhoun8502
      @douglascolquhoun8502 Месяц назад +2

      Hellz no, it wasn't!

    • @ShawnF6FHellcat
      @ShawnF6FHellcat Месяц назад

      ​@@redwings19798 I will never understand why, because the original tanks were really just tracked armored personnel carriers. I don't know what makes any other enclosed armored vehicle with tracks and armament any different.

    • @p-47thunderbolt57
      @p-47thunderbolt57 Месяц назад +4

      @@ShawnF6FHellcat modern definitions and role, basically. Usages change over time.

  • @drshoe8744
    @drshoe8744 Месяц назад +41

    Yeah, now that I am getting older and closer to the end, the girls that I went to school with are hitting me up hard, they're afraid of dying alone.

    • @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
      @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky Месяц назад +9

      Yeah that would be a hard rejection from me. Like, NOW you wanna hit me up after all those years? Some bullshit right there am I right? Chances are, I’ll likely be married by then- and actually happy, since I don’t intend on repeating common mistakes and I’m a man who learns.

    • @suburbanbanshee
      @suburbanbanshee Месяц назад

      Y'all do know... chesticles like that come from breastfeeding, not a lack of activity. That's a Mommy Barbie.

  • @jamesrudisill3816
    @jamesrudisill3816 Месяц назад +25

    Heads up, just found out RUclips turned off my notifications for your videos, dont know if its just me, but thought it worth a mention.

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg Месяц назад +2

      I've had them subsub me from a channel _while I was watching it._

    • @itachiuchiha3915
      @itachiuchiha3915 Месяц назад +1

      Same.

    • @joshhardison3106
      @joshhardison3106 Месяц назад

      same, I've had them do it for damn near every guntuber in that crew. AC, Donut, Kentucky Ballistics, Demolition Ranch, and most eggregiously, Brandon Herrerra...when he was running for office they unsubed me from him 3 different times.

  • @blackstone777
    @blackstone777 Месяц назад +3

    The old "go get some blinker fluid" trick. Never gets old.

  • @paulbarthol8372
    @paulbarthol8372 Месяц назад +11

    You know about my personal FBI agent? Craig says hello.

  • @blumountian
    @blumountian Месяц назад +1

    I’m not disappointed that THAT was your favorite meme, I’m disappointed that it took until now for someone to show it to you. I’ve been seeing burger kings driving off a plane for at least 2 years now, man I need a life.

  • @d3faulted2
    @d3faulted2 Месяц назад +4

    Apparently the Russian theater thing was 132 out of 912 hostages died due to the gas. Apparently the Government never bothered to tell the medics and local hospitals that they were going to use gas or what gas they were using. So the first responders didn't go to the scene with a large enough supply of things like narcan.

  • @miniyota3ur
    @miniyota3ur Месяц назад +1

    The "double meat, double cheese, Sir?!" Bit had me rolling because there was guy like that at Subway on Anaconda when I was there circa 2010-11.

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg Месяц назад +10

    "Cameron Yaste, commanding officer of the destroyer USS John McCain, was removed on Friday. The Navy said Yaste was relieved of duty “due to a loss of confidence in his ability to command the guided-missile destroyer” that's currently deployed in the Gulf of Oman. The statement didn't elaborate about why Yaste was replaced."
    Maybe they got tired of him ringing up for flank speed in reverse.

    • @jsquared1013
      @jsquared1013 Месяц назад +1

      Another commenter says the ship he was commanding had persistent problems with steering and propulsion that didn't get solved, and eventually had a steering failure during a refuel-at-sea and nearly collided with the support vessel.

  • @FirstOfTheMagi
    @FirstOfTheMagi Месяц назад

    You talking about that Marine throwing the grenade down the stairwell now being in Finance is so funny. The duality of man, man.

  • @shawnmcmanamy4701
    @shawnmcmanamy4701 Месяц назад +13

    The overdose was the theater.

  • @timothyhenegar7484
    @timothyhenegar7484 Месяц назад +3

    Meme Caption: "The face you get when the drill sergeant says rifle drill is at 1600. And it turns out rifle drill WAS NOT at the range. But instead at an undisclosed barracks location." 😱

  • @THEtodd_83
    @THEtodd_83 Месяц назад +6

    Back in '07 in Balad afb, I was taking a shower, remember seeing the wall flexing towards me. One mortar work, the second was a dud. Lol

    • @compsmith007
      @compsmith007 Месяц назад +3

      @@THEtodd_83 Sounds like the fastest way to turn a shower into a toilet...

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 Месяц назад

      That's a "first you say it, then you do it" moment...

  • @MrPhoenixpro
    @MrPhoenixpro Месяц назад +3

    The tactical extraterrestrial deployment of a Burger King takes a minimum of 72 hours.

  • @A_barrel
    @A_barrel Месяц назад +7

    Who works at the rapid deployable burger King in a box?
    Jack.....

  • @FeralRabbit
    @FeralRabbit Месяц назад +28

    A little disappointed with Israel's lack of consideration over this pager episode. I mean if they were thoughtful, at all, they would have waited till October 7th to help Hamas/Hezbollah celebrate properly. I mean who doesn't love fireworks? Could have included appropriate text messages as well for the personalized touch.

    • @Grace-ms7un
      @Grace-ms7un Месяц назад +4

      I dont want to be in charge of sorting the firework accidents from the pager accidents 🎉😢

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 Месяц назад +1

      From what I understand, the only reason they went that day was because there was a chance that the operatives were going to find out. For all we know, that's precisely what they were waiting for. Would have been so very poetic.

  • @Leroys_Stuff
    @Leroys_Stuff Месяц назад +47

    Hey boom boom in pagers I’ll admit genius

    • @nicholascecil6733
      @nicholascecil6733 Месяц назад +4

      😂especially all the collateral damage. I mean, who actually values the safety of innocent women and children anyway?

    • @ConsueloWubba
      @ConsueloWubba Месяц назад +2

      Why the fuck are they still using pagers?!

    • @CUSTERM16A2
      @CUSTERM16A2 Месяц назад

      Because third world country and they spend most of their aid money on arms for terrorism and to repress their own people.

    • @rodneymartin6154
      @rodneymartin6154 Месяц назад +3

      @@ConsueloWubba it was supposed to be a low-tech solution that Israel couldn't hack unlike their smartphones.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 Месяц назад +4

      @nicholascecil6733 Because so many innocent women and children are using pagers meant only for terrorists? 😂

  • @stephencooper5040
    @stephencooper5040 Месяц назад +2

    The only videos I watch at normal speed instead of 2x are these and Brandon Herrera’s gun meme reviews.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 Месяц назад

      Rossmann Repair Group. When he gets excited, he's already talking at better than 1.5x speed.

  • @Ricochet845
    @Ricochet845 Месяц назад +3

    I believe it was Reagan who had 2 attempts… the second (imo) more famous than the first, cause when he was doing a speech in (I think) Germany, a large balloon popped he finished his sentence then smugly chuckled and says “hehe missed me” and then continues his speech as if nothing happened.

  • @Patriotism_Required
    @Patriotism_Required Месяц назад +24

    As a Former Artillerymen i am HIGHLY OFFENDED you called that Paladin a FUCKING TANK when it is a 155mm Self Propelled Paladin Howitzer ! ! ! Give me 20 AC FRONT LEANING REST POSITION MOOOOOOVE

    • @scottmccombs2257
      @scottmccombs2257 Месяц назад +4

      Absolutely NO respect for the King of Battle. As former artillery I am also offended. After the 20 roll over for flutter kicks IN CADENCE

    • @johnleach8343
      @johnleach8343 Месяц назад +2

      Drop and give me 20 AC 😂

    • @Dysturbed-00
      @Dysturbed-00 Месяц назад +1

      : an enclosed heavily armed and armored combat vehicle that moves on tracks

    • @tunnelratsrule2770
      @tunnelratsrule2770 Месяц назад +1

      @@Dysturbed-00 Exactly! A Self Propelled Gun. If it were a Tank it'd be a fully enclosed heavily armed and armored combat vehicle on tracks (sometimes wheels the French are weird man). They're completely different...

    • @BIGM-gg9ln
      @BIGM-gg9ln Месяц назад

      I was waiting for it!!!!!!!!

  • @ZenNeoAzrael
    @ZenNeoAzrael Месяц назад +5

    Ah yes, the double meat, double cheese stare...
    Sure buddy, throw in some extra halal ham. This tax free ain't gonna spend itself.

  • @kapioskapiopoylos7338
    @kapioskapiopoylos7338 Месяц назад +7

    Please do co-ops with gun tubers and inspect their guns drill sgt style.

  • @shawnbarnett7982
    @shawnbarnett7982 Месяц назад +6

    That moment you realize you are at a p.diddy party

  • @cdfe3388
    @cdfe3388 Месяц назад +2

    “No, not your personal FBI agent.”
    But also yes, your personal FBI agent is also seeing everything you do online.

  • @redwings19798
    @redwings19798 Месяц назад +3

    Grim Beeper. Loved that line! I'm stealing that!

  • @gunnyclaus8511
    @gunnyclaus8511 Месяц назад +1

    That's not a tank, it's M109 is an American 155 mm turreted self-propelled howitzer, first introduced in the early 1960s.

  • @immortallegacy100
    @immortallegacy100 Месяц назад +4

    Wait, are we just skipping past Drill Sgt. Hymen? That's a main character if I've ever heard one.

    • @brianrance
      @brianrance Месяц назад +2

      Nope, gone after the first episode.

    • @lc3853
      @lc3853 Месяц назад

      Breaking Bad, one episode. 3/10.

  • @tenshisouran8560
    @tenshisouran8560 Месяц назад

    The face you make when the 68W says hold still so I can check your temp with both hands on your shpulders.

  • @jastrapper190
    @jastrapper190 Месяц назад +9

    🤣Paging Abu… paging… please check your MotorAllah brand pager Abu. You have a page: Abu hold the pager up to your ear like a seashell to get the message Abu…

  • @starcrafsf7101
    @starcrafsf7101 Месяц назад +2

    god... that meme about the russians and the hostages... It reminded me of a game of shadowrun where I threw a neurotoxin knockout agent into the hvac of the building, and it killed everybody. (i too was expecting it to knock out everyone and make it an easy run.... boy how that DID NOT WORK, was funny though)

  • @buckstop
    @buckstop Месяц назад +4

    I read about the Beslan school siege because somes friends didn't know about it. They were using thermobaric weapons to break down the walls so they could get into the school and rushed in guns blazing against Chechen terrorists

  • @SinnaJ-vq9ws
    @SinnaJ-vq9ws Месяц назад +11

    In Potato We Trust

  • @andyklorman9021
    @andyklorman9021 Месяц назад

    For the soulless solider template “when you get to jail and the prisoner you thought was faking it is unreaponsive”

  • @ryanmckercher2711
    @ryanmckercher2711 Месяц назад +7

    15:22 Hell, that’s where 🤣🤣

  • @dark5niper1
    @dark5niper1 Месяц назад

    Wow that tank is tuff. Don't think I ever seen something survive even a scrape from a freight train.

  • @DrEpicPhD
    @DrEpicPhD Месяц назад +3

    6:38 Somewhat impressed on the train's behalf. Now I wanna see a full hit.

    • @jeromethiel4323
      @jeromethiel4323 Месяц назад

      I have repaired diesel electric locomotives. Those things are beasts! Extremely heavy, and once they get moving they do not stop in a hurry. And that's just the locomotive. Put a bunch of railcars behind it, and you aren't stopping that thing very quickly at all. Physics!
      Diesel electric locomotives mass between 100 and 200 tons. Your 40-60 ton armored vehicle doesn't stand a chance, if that loco is moving at speed. This is why you don't cross in front of a moving train. It doesn't care that you are there, cannot stop, and will absolutely destroy whatever you put in front of it.

  • @williamgalbraith3621
    @williamgalbraith3621 Месяц назад

    "The Hot Chick from High School....." Priceless! That's my pick. Number 2 is "Watcha doin with the tank on the trailer?" Number 3 is the "Deploy a Burger King anywhere in 24 hours."

  • @jeffthebaptist3602
    @jeffthebaptist3602 Месяц назад +4

    The Burger King on my post closed this year. How does that happen? BRAC.

  • @seankennicott6190
    @seankennicott6190 Месяц назад

    I feel like the homework template encapsulated "living the dream" or "it is what it is" perfectly

  • @Princess_Celestia_
    @Princess_Celestia_ Месяц назад +6

    3 attempts. You're forgetting about that british kid who came over here in 2016 and went a Trump rally then tried to grab an officer's gun to shoot Trump with.

    • @joeblow5214
      @joeblow5214 Месяц назад

      I think there was also another one during his first term that was also stopped besides the Brit in Vegas.

  • @TheShawnm66
    @TheShawnm66 Месяц назад +1

    "Nimbly Bimbly" great Super Troopers reference!!

  • @FATMAN_tactical
    @FATMAN_tactical Месяц назад +4

    13:39 i want 10 apple slices right now private

  • @mrchew1982
    @mrchew1982 Месяц назад +1

    Don't worry AC, that wasn't mayonnaise that double meat gave you...

  • @salacca2297
    @salacca2297 Месяц назад +3

    Moscow Theater, and they never identified the chemical used........

  • @TheBethMayo
    @TheBethMayo Месяц назад

    Caption for the girl's blank stare. The look you have when your coffee kicks in just after jumping out at 38,000 feet on a Halo mission.

  • @ryanjackson3006
    @ryanjackson3006 Месяц назад +3

    @AngryCops "Blood and Gore gets turned into meme's, that's how we get over our PTSD. Don't judge me." wonder if he realizes he just made the best rhyme ever?🤣🎶

  • @henryquattlebaum4876
    @henryquattlebaum4876 Месяц назад

    When the platoon sergeant tells you there’s just one more thing the 1SG needs before you can go to the board. 😢

  • @brendanstout3997
    @brendanstout3997 Месяц назад +4

    7:20 remember, no russian

    • @midnightwolf9501
      @midnightwolf9501 Месяц назад

      I made a no war crime meme but it didn't end up on angry meme review but I'm glad my Speznas meme did

  • @andrewparis5712
    @andrewparis5712 Месяц назад

    It's been determined that fixing the train smashed tank is an operator level repair.

  • @ConsueloWubba
    @ConsueloWubba Месяц назад +9

    Wait a minute, White Phospherous was banned under the Geneva Convention.
    I only know that from play Spec Ops: The Line.

    • @nermalsturf
      @nermalsturf Месяц назад +1

      I thought the Geneva Convention was applicable when all parties agreed to follow those guidelines? Terrorists aren't known for giving a rip @ civilians or ANYONE'S guidelines, so wouldn't that "give leeway" for retaliation in like mindset? Truly curious actually.

    • @stevepirie8130
      @stevepirie8130 Месяц назад +2

      We use it for smokescreens, target indication and reference points so it’s still allowed.

    • @p-47thunderbolt57
      @p-47thunderbolt57 Месяц назад +4

      @@nermalsturf it really comes down to who has agreed to the rules, and the US, Israel, and others I can't remember off the top of my head (but suspect includes Russia) never officially agreed to consider white phosphorous a war crime. I can't remember all the details, you'd have to look them up, but I think it has to do with it not technically being a chemical weapon since the burning kills and not the fumes.
      Don't take this on faith, though, I have only moderate confidence in the details I just relayed. Look it up for confirmation.
      As for terrorists, you're right, combatant protections only extend to lawful combatants. Many countries (including the US) have their own rules for conduct which apply to their servicemembers no matter the target.

    • @DownWithBureaucracy
      @DownWithBureaucracy Месяц назад

      ​@nermalsturf false. The conventions apply to all signatories. They do not apply to parties not signed, or to non-state actors, but they don't stop applying to you simply because your enemy isn't following them.

    • @nermalsturf
      @nermalsturf Месяц назад +1

      @@DownWithBureaucracy
      Kinda figured what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

  • @rotorblade7363
    @rotorblade7363 Месяц назад

    Double meat, double cheese, plays in my memories.
    I miss that in an American subway. Haha

  • @JK-dv3qe
    @JK-dv3qe Месяц назад +7

    Kali Linux. install that BEFORE paying anything to any VPN 'provider'. research who controls/owns that VPN 'provider' hot tip

    • @graydi66y
      @graydi66y Месяц назад

      Most people can't even install a prog on a windows PC, let alone an entirely different OS.

    • @JK-dv3qe
      @JK-dv3qe Месяц назад

      @@graydi66y if you get into BIOS and have a RAM stick. Windows -> be gone

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 Месяц назад

      ​@@graydi66y Most people can figure out how to boot from a CD or thumb drive, if given specific instructions and multiple attempts to get it right.

  • @c.g.262
    @c.g.262 Месяц назад

    “Tank” on the back of the truck?!? Really? You mean howitzer, because it’s NOT A TANK! 🤣

  • @fastcow7013
    @fastcow7013 Месяц назад +9

    AC you might have to blur out 00:10 before you get age restricted

    • @TM2TL
      @TM2TL Месяц назад +1

      Let him know!

    • @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb
      @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb Месяц назад +2

      I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic.
      That's...a doll.
      If Pride parades can run around naked and be celebrated, AC can post a picture of a doll.

    • @pizzaspider
      @pizzaspider Месяц назад

      sir , this Wendies probably doesn't frown upon henti

    • @fastcow7013
      @fastcow7013 Месяц назад +1

      @@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb wouldn't be too surprising for youtube at this point boss

    • @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb
      @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb Месяц назад

      @@fastcow7013 they deleted my comment merely stating it. I didn't realize this was North Korea, but here we are...

  • @firefox0884
    @firefox0884 Месяц назад

    Hez- "of course you realize, this means war." Ben- "party on, Garth"

  • @bryanbaird4646
    @bryanbaird4646 Месяц назад +3

    The Ruusians did not kill everyone in the Nord Ost Theater nor at Beslan. Get John Giduck's book, "Terror at Beslan," for the story.

  • @itachiuchiha3915
    @itachiuchiha3915 Месяц назад

    At least we finally know for sure what prevails in the epic battle between tank and train 😂

  • @williamwinstrop3918
    @williamwinstrop3918 Месяц назад +4

    Video starts at 2:38

  • @DIYDomTheBuilder
    @DIYDomTheBuilder Месяц назад +2

    @11:40 - Nothing wrong with that. As you rise in rank, the amount of time spent w/ your soldiers (actually leading & mentoring them) vs sitting either behind a desk or in meetings keeps shifting. Sometimes, you find the perfect balance & are happy where you’re at.
    BOTTOM LINE: For some soldiers, there’s more to life in the military than just chasing the next rank.

  • @mikschultzyevo
    @mikschultzyevo Месяц назад

    Jesus Christ the battle buddy drag got me crying.

  • @jeremyblanton1445
    @jeremyblanton1445 Месяц назад

    HA! I experienced that PVT returning from my special errand and telling me that the DIVARTY SGM wanted to see me ASAP. I sent that PVT on a mission to get an NBC coated track pad for my Fist-v. Well, I ended up gathering up having to obtain 100 old, used track pads, and spend my Saturday painting them all OD with a brush.

  • @brettshort9591
    @brettshort9591 Месяц назад

    Lol the tank v train incident messed up traffic in Goose Creek SC all day!! Thankfully I was already at work

  • @arbiter11171
    @arbiter11171 Месяц назад

    8:19 this implies that the USA is capable of deploying a fully operational Burger King to an extra-terrestrial theater of operation in more than 24 hours

  • @gogeode
    @gogeode Месяц назад +1

    6:36 don't blame them, they were just seeing if you could stop the train in GTA

  • @JasonScroggins-c4i
    @JasonScroggins-c4i Месяц назад

    Im so stoned rn, I didn't skip through the VPN commercial... But it sure made the memes that much better lolol

  • @foundwisdom
    @foundwisdom Месяц назад

    Nice little vid to go with the morning coffee. This is going to blow me away.

  • @Dylan_n69
    @Dylan_n69 Месяц назад

    6:35 you don’t know the difference between a self propelled howitzer and a tank?!😂 you definitely ruined some artillery guy’s day

    • @brianrance
      @brianrance Месяц назад

      Hey he could have said "look at that M109 Paladin Self Propelled Howitzer" but to 99% of RUclips viewers, it's a tank.

  • @bachtomin213
    @bachtomin213 Месяц назад

    Surprised that A/C didn't realize that wasn't an Abrams on the trailer hit by the train. It was an M109 Paladin self propelled artillery.

  • @fakshen1973
    @fakshen1973 Месяц назад

    That "we secured the airdrop... it's all Meatball & Marinara" face.

  • @peewee102100
    @peewee102100 Месяц назад

    I was an E5 for 13 years. We had a picture taken in front of the air park F-4 for the members that were still in. My boss from the radar shop said I still look like an F-4 troop. I said it's my field jacket from when I was. It was starting to look more desert camo than woodland. I made E6 shortly after!

  • @0101-s7v
    @0101-s7v Месяц назад

    6:35 that's not a tank, it's an M109 self-propelled howitzer

  • @p51mustangs39
    @p51mustangs39 20 дней назад

    The spetznas meme is hilarious, bc the guy attacking the hostage is Fuze from seige and he canonically loves killing them with his gadget and he is also spetznas.

  • @Sniperboy5551
    @Sniperboy5551 Месяц назад

    Why didn’t we use the sardine (?) from Spongebob “wah, wah, wah….”
    “Would you cut that out?!”