That is one impressive path of destruction. I wish that GTA5 could archive or non-spawn all the damage behind you, so you could turn around and drive back through all of the carnage, adding more to it.
A normal day at the LSPD be like "Sir we gotta 324-434546" "A taxi that can ram cars hardcore speeding down the opposite direction of the freeway? I'm on it
***** What? But there is a 50% chance of your car not blowing up. So put your seatbelts on kids or you would get cut by broken glass and get run over by cars.
2:44 rip that motorcyclists! Hit by a 100 tonne taxi then squashed between the taxi that hit him and another car then being exploded before being finally finishing his death ride by going splat on the ground!!!😂😂😂
"Alright guys since the beginning of this rampage over a thousand casualties have been reported and there is zero sign that anything we throw at it is even scratching the taxi, quite frankly I think we might need to contact the SCP Foundation over this anomalous emergency, but I'm pretty sure that if we keep having our officers attempt to ram him off the road or blocking the road it might still work."
Quite common for a game. Just don't say it's your first time to see it, remember what the hardware was looks like for PS - The very first one. Have you ever noticed a guy walking and running consecutively forwards even though there is a wall in front of him all the time. No?
This is pretty much what they did with that one semi truck in gta san Andreas. It had infinite mass which is why it blew everything up and infinite momentum which is why it didn't slow down. Ever.
Ya know you'd think that after seeing literally every attempt to take down the driver by means of roadnlocks and vehicle collision to slow down the vehicle fail miserably with the taxi going right through the cars like they don't even exist that the police would try something else to take down the taxi, or atleast something else to prevent less casualties of civilians.
That is one impressive path of destruction. I wish that GTA5 could archive or non-spawn all the damage behind you, so you could turn around and drive back through all of the carnage, adding more to it.
Gta would lag way too much m8
hello in 2023
A normal day at the LSPD be like
"Sir we gotta 324-434546"
"A taxi that can ram cars hardcore speeding down the opposite direction of the freeway? I'm on it
😂
7:34 the cop is drunk 😂
4:26Oh. i felt sad for that burning cop.
Gater2000 me too but I also felt happy
Same thing here :(
But it's a Video game
smells like bacon
@trash XDDD
@ lol
11:07 wait for it...........the SUV was gitch so hard I was laughing so hard😂🤣
0:44 rip door
1 like = 1 prayer
8:57 Bus be like: MANTLE KICK
This is why the LSPD can't have nice things.
lmao
ROFL
I got a sadistic thrill from watching this XD
4:22 that police car got rekt
This video should be renamed to: How to release frustration in GTA V
Hey there what are you going to get for Christmas this year I'm just wondering ok bud lol.
@@dpflack1744 hi
Idk why i love seeing videos like this, crushing cars, etc. Like BeamNG Drive Crashes ik its not realistic but somehow i love it :/
The cop XD 7:33
To put the weight into scale, the average American train locomotive weighs about 100 tons.
Mastacheifa 118 fgg
4:34 well that mini truck driver was out of the whole car while dead driving ?! lol wtf...
0:43
why do i love that the car opens the door but then the player breaks it
this is me when it is black friday
Lmao 😂
Oof lol😂😂😂😂
Theres a man hanging from the sign paper up there at 13:49 LOL
15:07 Pay attention to empty space in front, the policeman came in so he wouldn't be killed kkkkk
Taxi: literally destroy any car/plane
Also the taxi: cannot destroy a tree
@
2:14 LSPD Finally Notices
they only realize when they see the cargo being sabotaged
4:44 car: BEÈEEAEEAEAEAEEYEEAEEEEEEPBBBPPPPPP
0:55 You missed me ! XD
5:18 the mod probably made everything else other than the taxi really light.
16:29 "Drop your weapon!"... The car!?
The LegendaryMuffin303 well a car can be used as a weapon...
Try to drop 100 ton car
0:32 loved that:D
4:23 Behold that impressive power in weight, the taxi just bumped the police car and the police car exploded!
When you are late for work and this happens.
06:13 Damn texture pop-ins :O
GKID7891 Always happens when I drive fast in MCLA
breonnah jyvonne u need new cpu
Well i still play GTA V on ps3, so im used to it.
Renderization 03%
battlenick form the GPu
4:22 We’ll
Be
Right
Back
0:32 that was awesome
When you ordered a 2 minute Amazon delivery
That's funny
Chuck Norris Car xdd
4:21 TUGH LIFE
thug live*
Notice how many people fly out of their car because they didn't put their seatbelts.
Remember,kids,always wear seat belts so you can become bacon in burning wrecks like those cops.
***** What? But there is a 50% chance of your car not blowing up. So put your seatbelts on kids or you would get cut by broken glass and get run over by cars.
Yin Look were
石先生 What do you mean?
Yin Look It's based of off California, pretty sure plenty of our drivers don't use our seatbelts, or stay off the phone.
You think this is super strong, try it on the TRAIN.
Amy Montallana said
841 we have a crazy taxi LoL Hollywood movies in a nutshell
Man THAT WAS SO SOO BADASS
2:44 rip that motorcyclists! Hit by a 100 tonne taxi then squashed between the taxi that hit him and another car then being exploded before being finally finishing his death ride by going splat on the ground!!!😂😂😂
Asv
Asv
4:20 the way the taxi rolls over and crushes the cop car made me lose my shit
And I can't find it send help
He was going so fast at the end
"Alright guys since the beginning of this rampage over a thousand casualties have been reported and there is zero sign that anything we throw at it is even scratching the taxi, quite frankly I think we might need to contact the SCP Foundation over this anomalous emergency, but I'm pretty sure that if we keep having our officers attempt to ram him off the road or blocking the road it might still work."
I don't remember this scene from Taxi Driver
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4:37 notice that the guy's arms and legs are going through the door
Quite common for a game. Just don't say it's your first time to see it, remember what the hardware was looks like for PS - The very first one. Have you ever noticed a guy walking and running consecutively forwards even though there is a wall in front of him all the time. No?
3:43 all around me are familiar faces
And exploding cars
Looks like Solid Granite Car from Carmageddon
Better then a tank 👌
4:23-4:30
My favorite part XD
This is CrazyTaxy !?
7:22 AWESOME 😮😮😮!!!!!
Watch at 0.5x speed
1:27 ...yeah she's dead
2:39 ...guy on bike misses death
2:42 ...car sandwich
4:25 ...burning pig
Gosh! What a good taxi service!
I love this five stars mod dude Lol keep up the great work ok man lol.
7:38 he uppercutted a car
Man the new Crazy Taxi game look great
That taxi Is very cool, is like Duke O' Death but with most crash power
0:22 lol i never saw that before.
1:34 He is so lucky
3:41 Best Chain Reaction Ever!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excellent!Excellent!Excellent!
hollywood movies in a nutshell
Mainly the Michael bay ones
so true
meme Boy Jason Bourne
+ArcaneHero '
Hans Blaauw meme kinᶃ pl,l,
Every Uber driver dream cab.
Lol his voice 8:19
The new Crazy Taxi game looks amazing
8:30 that guy was lucky
and this kids, is why you always wear a seatbelt
This is pretty much what they did with that one semi truck in gta san Andreas. It had infinite mass which is why it blew everything up and infinite momentum which is why it didn't slow down. Ever.
10:02 Yes!
Brings back memories of the Bridge of Death from GTA 4
I love ❤️ this taxi 🚕 mod Dude lol 😂
This is beautiful!
Bumblebee?
Isnt it nice to see that many reginas ridded from the world in a day
Lol that's definitely the PS3, I remember how bad it was at loading in the map if you were driving too fast.
Omg 6. Years ago
Is it just me or are the station wagons getting the most of the pain?
Just another day in Manhattan
Molto bello vdeo io sono un tuo grande fan
How did you get the indestructible taxi?
4:20 now that is failrace style!
Its like traffic checking from Burnout revenge!!!
11:09 To be continued
But it still ain't strong enough to kill the train...
cool!!! (:
this is the real crazy taxi
0:44,yes there was a lucky man in the car😂
that moment when you get some speed in this taxi
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I just got rage's video in the middle of the ad.
I love ❤️ this gta 5 video lol 😂
i never seen a taxi driver like this XD
How knew taxi we'll be that dangers
when you ask the cab driver to hurry up a little bit..
That taxi looks so much like the one in mario odyssey
Wow it's *Beautiful*
Love it
8:02 Haha, awesome!
Ya know you'd think that after seeing literally every attempt to take down the driver by means of roadnlocks and vehicle collision to slow down the vehicle fail miserably with the taxi going right through the cars like they don't even exist that the police would try something else to take down the taxi, or atleast something else to prevent less casualties of civilians.
That was so cool
You can just imagine what the scene could've been if he turned the camera...
did you see that the truck just fly away ha HA ha ha
Yeah, i saw plenty