Sorry but it pisses me of that Irish people think Dublin is full of junkies you should travel around Europe and you'll find Dublin is nothing in Europe by comparison
@@rtsharlotte all you have to do is walk out the back door of the arligthon hotel to see the walking dead injecting heroin and shitting on the street in broad daylight
For the people who don't want to go out to touristy pubs; where is another good spot with a lot of bars in close proximity to each other like Temple bar, but for locals?
I found the pub attached to The Gate Hotel very lovely as it had other clubs and bars attached to it all cheaper than Temple Bar and also lots of live music and the other bars open until half two AM
Every tourist attraction in the world is like this.. try and have a meal anywhere around Times Square in NY and you’ll have to get a second mortgage.... you’re there for the “Craic”, enjoy it for a few hours and leave...
@@markclancy9336 suppose that makes it right does it i work with tourists and 9 times out of 10 they will say we had a lovely time great people beautiful place but we wont be back its to expensive .
I have been to Dublin, three times now. What I love most about the Temple Bar district is The Shack. Sits across the way from temple Bar and the food is amazing.
There are 2 pubs that are renowned for their Guinness; Mulligan`s on Poolbeg Street and Walsh`s on Stoneybatter. Best place to eat ? Leo Burdocks on Werburgh Street .
Sing it brother would be over in the uk once or twice a year and the service is shocking and the pints are dreadful. The difference is in Ireland the pubs are privately owned as in the uk the brewery owns them. This makes everyone in the UK an employee where in Ireland the are generally family run business so there is a bit of pride involved.
The best thing you can do is rent a car and drive across the island, making plans as you go. There is so much to see and people are so welcoming, you will have a great time. Some of the places I recommend are Kilkenny, the port town of Kinsale, Dingle, Cashel, Limerick, and any other place you want to stop where you will not find tourist groups.
Thanks, that is great advice. It is exactly what we did. Giants causeway, Dark Hedges, Belfast, Carrick a Rede rope Bridge, saw some old Castles. We Drove to Carrick on Shannon, stayed the night there. The next day we drove to a waterfall near there on the way to the Kylemore Abbey. After that we drove to Galway for a pint, and then to Shannon. Next time we go We'll make sure to check out the places you have suggested. Thanks for the Information, cheers.
We are heading back in March to celebrate St. Patrick's day again and we'll check out some of the places you mentioned. All the old castles are a magnet to me. It is like traveling back in time. Then we'll head out to Scotland for a few more days. BTW, do you know the legend of the Giant's Causeway? It's rather funny!@@AwesomeDocumentary
A little while back I arrived in Dublin airport with two friends and we took a taxi to The Shelbourne Hotel (our place of residence for the next two days) The taxi driver said to us although The Temple district of Dublin is popular with Tourists I would keep away from it if I was you. We took his advice. As far as the driver (a native Dubliner) was concerned he was giving us good advice.
A taxi driver said the same thing to us. He said the beer is more expensive in the Temple Bar district, but we were staying there so it just made sense because it was so close. The bars were packed on a Sunday night so it was a lot of fun.
So what ? "You" say there are NO Irish people around templebar bar area "YOU" i take it aren't Irish?.Just because "You" don't see red hair and freckles you take it there no Irish."YOUR" so narrow minded 👎👎👎
@@UlickMcGee-Mo There are barely any Irish people in Temple Bar. They'd be hard to find. The only thing truly Irish about the place is the 3 euro chicken fillet roll in the Centra.
I've only been to Dublin a couple of times back in the 80's on business and never really got out to play. I did find an awesome Chinese restaurant just down the road from the US embassy that looked like an ordinary terraced house. The Guinness and Black Bush has never tasted the same as it did there. 😟
Black Bush should taste the same everywhere. Guinness won't though. Big changes here since the 80s, I'm actually surprised we had foreign business travelers then.
After visiting bad service unfriendly unhygienic England, it was so refreshing to encounter spotlessly clean bars, restaurants, hotels with Uber friendly Irish ☘️ service.......and the scenery ???? Breath taking
,email Thomas? what scenery?,if you lived in Dublin and went walkies around the city and temple bar on a regular basis,you would get to see the scenery,THE REAL SENERY!!!Dublin is a trashy city! NO public toilets,and not one single fucking pub ,or restaurant,will let you use the toilets,TTHEREFORE?????people have No choice but to pee and poor in back alleyways,usually behind those big green rubbish bins! I walked along O;,CONNELL,S STREET early one morning to catch an early start back home ,and a homeless man had done a dirty rotten mess RIGHT OUTSIDE A FUCKING SHOP DOOR???????!!!!!!, the shop owner would not have been able to pass it without stepping on it! THATS DISGUSTING!, I c parents taking there kids into bushes in the parks to go toilet! no relations in the bloody parks! BUT YET YOU WILL GET ARRESSTES FOR GOING IN A PUBLIC PLACE,but share the hell are people suppose to go toilet???? we don't always have the price of a cup of coffee handy???,ye and if you pay closer attention you will c scumbags hanging around,ready to pounce on you done or bag,I have seen it all,I I was even attacked twice in the city streets very close to TEMPLR BAR!,the city is full of hidden scum,oh and take in the lovely view of our rubbish thrown every where,and smell of dirty Luffy river! I'm Irish and our city is a disgrace,I bet even the guards would agreement yep!🙅ok I will shut up! sorry!😓😣😚😉😎😂😁😀
+Thomas Powell you haven't been in the city longenough to see and exsperience the true nature of the city,I have lived in the city,I know dam well what I'm talking about¡ I'm Irish and i speak the truth from what I have seen and exsperienced! I have been to England and i also hated it! couldn't wait to go home!!!!
My favourite place of all time, I was born and rared there, I always imagined that at some point I would be holding the hand of the man I want to spend the rest of my life with but it wasent to be, :(
Oh no, Nigerian lager and a glass of the old stuff definitely taste better in the Emerald Isle. Gawd bless Park Royals efforts but they could never match Dublin's brew! Call me a heathen but I actually preferred Black Bush to the older variety. The distillery and St James Gate are on my to do list before I pop off even though my quaffing days are long past. It'll be polite sipping and sniffing for me! 😁
This is not the real Ireland, Templebar is a complete joke only for tourists that have no clue about what a beautiful Country Ireland actually is. You need to go to South or West to Connemara and places like that to see the real old Ireland, and it would take at least one month to tour Ireland properly..
Yeah just a 15 mins break.Your bird is looking for a lay on but I wouldn't lay on her but I heard she can suck a golf ball from one end of a garden hose to the other
I've been twice. It'll be what you make of it, just like most anything. I did the Guinness factory and St. James Gate, got to sing and play guitar with one of the local Irish bands, which was a highlight for me. I do enjoy getting into where the locals gather in any city or town I'm in. I think everywhere has a spot where the 'tourists' pay more, and they should, because we do when we visit wherever they're from...
.all around Ireland you are made to feel obliged if you want a meal, a drink or somewhere to stay... walked into a ritzy restaurant in Clifton with my wife and the people already eating looked at us as if were about to rob the place. The owner glared at us. never approached us or welcomed us. Eventually we just walked out. In a pub in Co. Limerick after driving from the Rosslare ferry I only had Sterling..the publican wouldn;t accept it. I even offered him a profitable rate. No! There was no ATM anywhere. Went into a manky pub in Limerick, wife, 3 kids and my dog a labrodor. I had just driven 100 miles. Just before I put my glass to my lips, the proprietor told me we had to leave. Why? I asked. No dogs allowed he said. I asked why, no dogs allowed. he said it was a hygiene rule. I looked around this hole of a place and replied: "The dog doesnt mind." That seemed to satusfy and he allowed us to stay. We found that the fisrt point of contact everywhere: pub, restaurant, hotel, etc etc the staff were all Eastern European. I thought: "Thank Christ for that." Dacent people all of them.More than I could say for the indiginous mob in many places.
"all around Ireland you are made to feel obliged if you want a meal, a drink or somewhere to stay... walked into a ritzy restaurant in Clifton with my wife and the people already eating looked at us as if were about to rob the place".......what does this mean?
*SATISFY *DECENT *IDIOT So you went to Galway and limerick, and that's representative of "all around Ireland"? And what sort of clown goes to another country with no local currency on them? Don't know about Britain, but apart from guide dogs, all animals are not permitted in establishments that serve food etc. So it's common sense to research your knowledge of your destination before you depart. Google should help.....
But yet you went.I bet you're the type of people That think this is are time to do the critic job forget that were on holidays just look at the negative just cause yeah paid dose not mean we should bow down to youse probably ENGLISH. We had enough off yeah over the last 8 centuries. GOOOO HOME💂💩👈👎👎
If you are coming to Dublin, stay away from Temple Bar, it's a rip off. No Dubliner in his right mind would go there. Camden Street the 24 hour street, Georges St., Harcourt St., Smithfield, Baggot St. That's where it' s at. Rathmines, Rathgar, Ranelagh, Parkgate St., I could go on ---------
This is the second time "YOU" have made a comment plus negative at that "Troll".IF YEAH WANT TO GET A DIG IN MEET ME IN MY JYM AND WE'LL HAVE A COUPLE OF ROUNDS SPARRING? ?BIG MOUTH ME🆚YOU.Ps we can do it for charity
Alot of anti Temple Bar guff on here... Yes its expensive but over the course of a night maybe a tenner more for a feed of pints.. That said its always busy .. you will find a party there any time of year... weeknights, less busy are especially good. Show me another European city that offers this???
This video is unrealistic, not a single junkie was shown...
True
very true
Sorry but it pisses me of that Irish people think Dublin is full of junkies you should travel around Europe and you'll find Dublin is nothing in Europe by comparison
@@rtsharlotte all you have to do is walk out the back door of the arligthon hotel to see the walking dead injecting heroin and shitting on the street in broad daylight
no vomiting around
To say you have been to Dublin and seen Ireland is like saying you’ve been to Florida and seen America.
We rented a car the next day and drove all around the country.
I went to Miami, looked at a map of North America, flew home, seen it all!
@@thurmanmerman2720 haha
Temple bar is a tourist dump. I'm liking the black chick though
So, what do you recommend?
Temple Bar=The Tourist Trap everything is twice the price
For the people who don't want to go out to touristy pubs; where is another good spot with a lot of bars in close proximity to each other like Temple bar, but for locals?
I found the pub attached to The Gate Hotel very lovely as it had other clubs and bars attached to it all cheaper than Temple Bar and also lots of live music and the other bars open until half two AM
Every tourist attraction in the world is like this.. try and have a meal anywhere around Times Square in NY and you’ll have to get a second mortgage.... you’re there for the “Craic”, enjoy it for a few hours and leave...
@@markclancy9336 suppose that makes it right does it i work with tourists and 9 times out of 10 they will say we had a lovely time great people beautiful place but we wont be back its to expensive .
Any street in Dublin has at least 5 pubs on it that is 1/4 the price of temple bar
I have been to Dublin, three times now. What I love most about the Temple Bar district is The Shack. Sits across the way from temple Bar and the food is amazing.
Temple Bar is expensive.....but go walk about and have a look enjoy the area... But eat and drink elsewhere.. Is what I'd say... ...
2 things : 1 : don`t drink Guinness while it`s still cloudy, let it settle. 2: don`t drink it in Temple Bar area.
I'm not sure he drank it cloudy. You might get an ok one in Temple Bar or you might not. One thing is for sure it will cost too much.
I had two pints at two different pubs. The first Pub's Guinness tasted way better than the second.
Hi! Where is the best place to drink and eat in Dublin?
There are 2 pubs that are renowned for their Guinness; Mulligan`s on Poolbeg Street and Walsh`s on Stoneybatter. Best place to eat ? Leo Burdocks on Werburgh Street .
That back girl is unreal ! Perfect shape too !
love temple bar. always something to do. plenty of pubs to choose from.
I worked in that hotel you stayed in...mid 90s for a few months. They melted my head!
What does your head look like now?
The chucky doll
LOVED IT! Thank you for sharing the video!
€7.95 a pint!! A thousand welcomes.
I love Ireland and Irish boys
After awful service England, and probably the worst food in the world, ireland was heaven, great service, fabulous food, and happy friendly people
Not the country it once was. Sadly
Sing it brother would be over in the uk once or twice a year and the service is shocking and the pints are dreadful. The difference is in Ireland the pubs are privately owned as in the uk the brewery owns them. This makes everyone in the UK an employee where in Ireland the are generally family run business so there is a bit of pride involved.
There are only two occasions on which I drink. when I am thirsty and when I am not thirsty.💚
1:48 for this creep's thumbnail.
Nothing Irish about Temple bar. In fact theres nothing much Irish about most of Dublin.,
Cathal Ó Diubháin it’s in Ireland that is as Irish as it gets we’re the best people in Ireland too😉
Dublin is just like any other city. What makes Ireland is it culture, landscape, ancient historical features and language
what makes ireland is the people.and the realist people you're gonna find are in dublin
i agree though temple bar is fucking shit
@@kdingo2909 lies
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The best thing you can do is rent a car and drive across the island, making plans as you go. There is so much to see and people are so welcoming, you will have a great time. Some of the places I recommend are Kilkenny, the port town of Kinsale, Dingle, Cashel, Limerick, and any other place you want to stop where you will not find tourist groups.
Thanks, that is great advice. It is exactly what we did. Giants causeway, Dark Hedges, Belfast, Carrick a Rede rope Bridge, saw some old Castles. We Drove to Carrick on Shannon, stayed the night there. The next day we drove to a waterfall near there on the way to the Kylemore Abbey. After that we drove to Galway for a pint, and then to Shannon. Next time we go We'll make sure to check out the places you have suggested. Thanks for the Information, cheers.
We are heading back in March to celebrate St. Patrick's day again and we'll check out some of the places you mentioned. All the old castles are a magnet to me. It is like traveling back in time. Then we'll head out to Scotland for a few more days.
BTW, do you know the legend of the Giant's Causeway? It's rather funny!@@AwesomeDocumentary
A little while back I arrived in Dublin airport with two friends and we took a taxi to The Shelbourne Hotel (our place of residence for the next two days) The taxi driver said to us although The Temple district of Dublin is popular with Tourists I would keep away from it if I was you. We took his advice. As far as the driver (a native Dubliner) was concerned he was giving us good advice.
A taxi driver said the same thing to us. He said the beer is more expensive in the Temple Bar district, but we were staying there so it just made sense because it was so close. The bars were packed on a Sunday night so it was a lot of fun.
Don't fucking mind a taxi drivers they rob yeah legally!! Yup , Yup templebar
Peter Phosphate You’ll be lucky if you meet an Irish person in Temple Bar area.
It’s full of tourist stag and hen parties, tacky.
So what ? "You" say there are NO Irish people around templebar bar area "YOU" i take it aren't Irish?.Just because "You" don't see red hair and freckles you take it there no Irish."YOUR" so narrow minded 👎👎👎
@@UlickMcGee-Mo There are barely any Irish people in Temple Bar. They'd be hard to find. The only thing truly Irish about the place is the 3 euro chicken fillet roll in the Centra.
I've only been to Dublin a couple of times back in the 80's on business and never really got out to play. I did find an awesome Chinese restaurant just down the road from the US embassy that looked like an ordinary terraced house. The Guinness and Black Bush has never tasted the same as it did there. 😟
Guinness was delicious, and I don't even like it that much.
Black Bush should taste the same everywhere. Guinness won't though. Big changes here since the 80s, I'm actually surprised we had foreign business travelers then.
A bit of advice if your ever coming to visit Ireland... Never Ever drink a pint of Guinness from a hotel always a pub
Thanks for the advice, I learned the hard way.
Not true
Came out of pub in the Temple Bar sometime ago, and witnessed three different fights that was not even connected with each other.
"the fighting Irish"
After visiting bad service unfriendly unhygienic England, it was so refreshing to encounter spotlessly clean bars, restaurants, hotels with Uber friendly Irish ☘️ service.......and the scenery ???? Breath taking
They don't have Uber in Ireland. Only Taxis.
,email Thomas? what scenery?,if you lived in Dublin and went walkies around the city and temple bar on a regular basis,you would get to see the scenery,THE REAL SENERY!!!Dublin is a trashy city! NO public toilets,and not one single fucking pub ,or restaurant,will let you use the toilets,TTHEREFORE?????people have No choice but to pee and poor in back alleyways,usually behind those big green rubbish bins! I walked along O;,CONNELL,S STREET early one morning to catch an early start back home ,and a homeless man had done a dirty rotten mess RIGHT OUTSIDE A FUCKING SHOP DOOR???????!!!!!!, the shop owner would not have been able to pass it without stepping on it! THATS DISGUSTING!, I c parents taking there kids into bushes in the parks to go toilet! no relations in the bloody parks! BUT YET YOU WILL GET ARRESSTES FOR GOING IN A PUBLIC PLACE,but share the hell are people suppose to go toilet???? we don't always have the price of a cup of coffee handy???,ye and if you pay closer attention you will c scumbags hanging around,ready to pounce on you done or bag,I have seen it all,I I was even attacked twice in the city streets very close to TEMPLR BAR!,the city is full of hidden scum,oh and take in the lovely view of our rubbish thrown every where,and smell of dirty Luffy river! I'm Irish and our city is a disgrace,I bet even the guards would agreement yep!🙅ok I will shut up! sorry!😓😣😚😉😎😂😁😀
@@marymcdongh5135
Spot on
Mary Mc Dongh what a load of bollocks, sounds like your describing England
+Thomas Powell you haven't been in the city longenough to see and exsperience the true nature of the city,I have lived in the city,I know dam well what I'm talking about¡ I'm Irish and i speak the truth from what I have seen and exsperienced! I have been to England and i also hated it! couldn't wait to go home!!!!
My favourite place of all time, I was born and rared there, I always imagined that at some point I would be holding the hand of the man I want to spend the rest of my life with but it wasent to be, :(
Ireland might be fun for golfing
You won't get as many good courses in a small area. Can't guarantee the weather though.
I saw people playing in the rain.
Whearing sun glasses inside a dark lite bar.okaaay
If you do not like Irish people and your in Ireland, head to Temple Bar. Guaranteed Irish Free Zone.
Stay out of temple bar if u want to keep ur money
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Oh no, Nigerian lager and a glass of the old stuff definitely taste better in the Emerald Isle. Gawd bless Park Royals efforts but they could never match Dublin's brew! Call me a heathen but I actually preferred Black Bush to the older variety. The distillery and St James Gate are on my to do list before I pop off even though my quaffing days are long past. It'll be polite sipping and sniffing for me! 😁
Who doesn't love a black bush
I was in Dublin for 4 days in July 2016, it pissed down the whole time, I think it holds the record as the wettest city in Europe.
Try Manchester it's never seen the ☀
My cousin lives there.
This is not the real Ireland, Templebar is a complete joke only for tourists that have no clue about what a beautiful Country Ireland actually is. You need to go to South or West to Connemara and places like that to see the real old Ireland, and it would take at least one month to tour Ireland properly..
The best to Ireland rom the usa california
What?
@@paulcostelloe5345 best wishes to Ireland from California in the USA.
Great clip. What did you shot the video with.....it's great quality. Please let me know. Thanks
Go Pro hero 6 Black in 4k 60FPs with Karma grip and Canon g20.
Tourists love the aul “Tourist traps” 😂
Good video im going there in December
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Yo, AD!!! That sista @1:48 all black! O_O needs that....
C B funny you noticed that. Lol
C B the blond behind her is hot too. Lol
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Muslims are forbidden to live in a non islamic land is that correct? Your koran says that.
Temple bar where havin a few drinks will cost u a fortune. Ya get ripped off
Yeah just a 15 mins break.Your bird is looking for a lay on but I wouldn't lay on her but I heard she can suck a golf ball from one end of a garden hose to the other
I've been twice. It'll be what you make of it, just like most anything. I did the Guinness factory and St. James Gate, got to sing and play guitar with one of the local Irish bands, which was a highlight for me.
I do enjoy getting into where the locals gather in any city or town I'm in. I think everywhere has a spot where the 'tourists' pay more, and they should, because we do when we visit wherever they're from...
So you just walked around temple bar for the day then
yes paul they did...got a problem with that
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Great looking woman never mind love the girl with the black hair and dress she is stunning and I am only 60 miles from the capital lol
Dublin is a Great Place
Dublin is an expensive hole. Next time. Go to Belfast. A lot more to see and half the price.
Crazy price in this place
.all around Ireland you are made to feel obliged if you want a meal, a drink or somewhere to stay... walked into a ritzy restaurant in Clifton with my wife and the people already eating looked at us as if were about to rob the place. The owner glared at us. never approached us or welcomed us. Eventually we just walked out. In a pub in Co. Limerick after driving from the Rosslare ferry I only had Sterling..the publican wouldn;t accept it. I even offered him a profitable rate. No! There was no ATM anywhere. Went into a manky pub in Limerick, wife, 3 kids and my dog a labrodor. I had just driven 100 miles. Just before I put my glass to my lips, the proprietor told me we had to leave. Why? I asked. No dogs allowed he said. I asked why, no dogs allowed. he said it was a hygiene rule. I looked around this hole of a place and replied: "The dog doesnt mind." That seemed to satusfy and he allowed us to stay. We found that the fisrt point of contact everywhere: pub, restaurant, hotel, etc etc the staff were all Eastern European. I thought: "Thank Christ for that." Dacent people all of them.More than I could say for the indiginous mob in many places.
This isn't trip advisor, vent there.
"all around Ireland you are made to feel obliged if you want a meal, a drink or somewhere to stay... walked into a ritzy restaurant in Clifton with my wife and the people already eating looked at us as if were about to rob the place".......what does this mean?
*SATISFY
*DECENT
*IDIOT
So you went to Galway and limerick, and that's representative of "all around Ireland"? And what sort of clown goes to another country with no local currency on them? Don't know about Britain, but apart from guide dogs, all animals are not permitted in establishments that serve food etc. So it's common sense to research your knowledge of your destination before you depart. Google should help.....
But yet you went.I bet you're the type of people
That think this is are time to do the critic job forget that were on holidays just look at the negative just cause yeah paid dose not mean we should bow down to youse probably ENGLISH.
We had enough off yeah over the last 8 centuries.
GOOOO HOME💂💩👈👎👎
Go ramh mait agut. Agus ta se mahogany gaspipe agus threeholesina bucket.
¿Bici taxis en Europa ?
Ah temple bar where a cheap pint is €3 dearer than the rest of the country!
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Drinking brown Guinness says it all really
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If you are coming to Dublin, stay away from Temple Bar, it's a rip off. No Dubliner in his right mind would go there. Camden Street the 24 hour street, Georges St., Harcourt St., Smithfield, Baggot St. That's where it'
s at. Rathmines, Rathgar, Ranelagh, Parkgate St., I could go on ---------
This is the second time "YOU" have made a comment plus negative at that "Troll".IF YEAH WANT TO GET A DIG IN MEET ME IN MY JYM AND WE'LL HAVE A COUPLE OF ROUNDS SPARRING? ?BIG MOUTH
ME🆚YOU.Ps we can do it for charity
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Alot of anti Temple Bar guff on here... Yes its expensive but over the course of a night maybe a tenner more for a feed of pints.. That said its always busy .. you will find a party there any time of year... weeknights, less busy are especially good. Show me another European city that offers this???
Eh any other major European city.
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BS... Dublin's atmosphere is unique.
Bollocks
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I need to take my antidepressant tablets #h#thole
I can't take your comment seriously as you had to edit it, pleb (:
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Don't waste your money go somewhere else your been ripped off in temple bar tourist dont waste your money I'm from dublin I know
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I'm from Ireland
@neelz Which one of the Spice girls did you come from?
@@jaspjody-wb9ef Safer than your country I bet haha
NEVER SPEND MONEY IN TEMPLEBAR
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If the blonde lost a stone in weight she would be fine
The dirtiest place in Dublin town.
Dump
keep away from temple bar to many brexit brits.
Very fake.
It's over priced over rated
You're in Dublin and you go to a Papa John's? That is some sad, sad shit.