Orny Adams - THIRD AMENDMENT and COMMANDMENTS

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024
  • What is the THIRD AMENDMENT of the Constitution and whoever uses it? Watch Orny Adams and learn this and why Amendments and Commandments can be confusing. Clip from his one hour Comedy Central Special TAKES THE THIRD.
    TAKES THE THIRD DVD available on iTunes, Amazon, Ornyadams.com
    All rights Orny Adams, Icrushed Productions, Levity Entertainment, and Image Entertainment
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Комментарии • 60

  • @HeartTurnedToStone
    @HeartTurnedToStone Месяц назад +1

    Too funny. This is your 2nd video that popped up in my feed tonite - 11 YEARS after you posted it. Hahahaaaa

  • @iammeandyouaremeable
    @iammeandyouaremeable 2 года назад +7

    Binge watching you, Orny. New fan. Thank you for the good laughs.

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  2 года назад +3

      Fantastic! Come see a live show. And please share my comedy with others.

  • @Marybaeza-gt7cz
    @Marybaeza-gt7cz Год назад +2

    This was comedy gold!! Thanks for being here Orny!! 😂🤣

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  Год назад

      Thanks! Have you watched MORE THAN LOUD? And hope you pass my comedy around.

    • @Marybaeza-gt7cz
      @Marybaeza-gt7cz Год назад

      @@ornyadams yep, and I am passing all of it to everyone I know!

  • @doncourtreporter
    @doncourtreporter Год назад +1

    There's never been another like him. Orny is The Beatles of comedy. Genuine entertainment, and hilarious. Brilliant star. Thank you, sir, for the guaranteed mood adjustment. Haha.

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  Год назад

      I mean the Beatles are THE BEATLES! But thanks for the love. I appreciate it.

    • @doncourtreporter
      @doncourtreporter Год назад

      @@ornyadams I saw them live. I'm referring to the impact, the sheer joy you produce out of this air, like The Beatles. Ha. Peace and love.

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy 6 лет назад +9

    This guy is criminally underrated

    • @Physics072
      @Physics072 Год назад

      Just stop with the over used underrated comments. Look in the mirror and just slap yourself every time you type it. :)

    • @guysumpthin2974
      @guysumpthin2974 Год назад +1

      Im keeping score , its 7 to zero so far

  • @marilyndalen3197
    @marilyndalen3197 2 года назад +2

    Love you Orny👋

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  2 года назад

      Have you had a chance to watch my MORE THAN LOUD special? And please like and share my content with others! Thanks Marilyn.

    • @marilyndalen3197
      @marilyndalen3197 2 года назад

      Greetings Orny😊 I am watching all your video’s and laughing😁 laughter is the best medicine keep on being you😘

  • @mariemcgovern4369
    @mariemcgovern4369 Год назад +1

    All true words said in a joke. Love his humor!!

  • @judyc9630
    @judyc9630 Год назад +1

    Discovered you via Jim Clemente & Best case worst case... now i cant get enough! Go GenX!!! 😂

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  Год назад +1

      Thanks Judy! Hope you share my comedy with others.

  • @garydunkel
    @garydunkel 8 лет назад +7

    Orny is a comedy god!!!

  • @joangrady6731
    @joangrady6731 2 года назад +1

    loovee himm

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  2 года назад

      Thanks Joan! Wait til you see the new material. Watch my entire MORE THAN LOUD comedy special on my RUclips page.

  • @brontiq
    @brontiq 10 лет назад +14

    i love this guy as coach on teen wolf so i looked him up and this is just hilarious :DDD

  • @juliedavis4507
    @juliedavis4507 Год назад +1

    Ormy is the cure for depression! 😂

  • @OneManCanStopTheMotorOfWorld
    @OneManCanStopTheMotorOfWorld 5 лет назад +1

    Just saw you Orny fucking slay @ Tempe improv. Will definitely be seeing this guy again. Not many can make me die from laughter but damn he was not fucking around. Even did an extra 20 minutes. This guy needs to get on rogan.

  • @giannabradwell3179
    @giannabradwell3179 11 лет назад +3

    I can't even breathe. You hilarious and I love you. Omg yiss

  • @janinejohnson1898
    @janinejohnson1898 2 года назад

    So funny! Come to San Diego…♥️☮️

    • @ornyadams
      @ornyadams  2 года назад

      I'll be in Brea, CA next month! Drive a little. Info is at ornyadams.com/tour

  • @petereliopoulos6530
    @petereliopoulos6530 6 лет назад +3

    Hilarious as always. ;)

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA 5 лет назад +6

    Where is his Netflix??? Hmmmm? No? Oh, because he’s right and funny? I see!!!!

  • @theshamanisticunicorntam
    @theshamanisticunicorntam Год назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣take the third and drink the 5th😉

  • @chakrum82
    @chakrum82 11 лет назад +2

    Damn orny this was pretty funny!

  • @Danny-jz9mj
    @Danny-jz9mj 5 лет назад +1

    Why would someone send him hate mail

  • @richig761
    @richig761 11 лет назад +1

    It's funny that there's actually a huge 3rd amendment trial about to go down right now.

  • @WreckerOfMoons
    @WreckerOfMoons 6 лет назад

    Is he the guy that joked about an owl stealing his lollipop and killing and ostrich with 11 stones? I can't find the video

  • @zombiejon
    @zombiejon 8 лет назад +1

    Is this seriously from 2012???? Sounds like 2016. Everyone thinks their comment matters and has ALL time in the world to think a respond. I would love to see the unclean version of this bit.

  • @brucevodka
    @brucevodka 11 лет назад

    You are so good!

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 5 лет назад

      Bruce why, thank you!!! That’s very nice of you.

  • @CrazyKuProductions
    @CrazyKuProductions 11 лет назад +1

    All I think of is Coach Finstock.
    XD

  • @StartStunned
    @StartStunned 11 лет назад

    Funny very funny u should do something for the 21 amendment

  • @danielle16leslie
    @danielle16leslie 11 лет назад

    he is so much like coach xD

  • @chadb4704
    @chadb4704 2 года назад +1

    What's up buddy how you doing hopefully well I just wanted to tell you I thought about it when I was listening to your stuff after I've almost know it by heart and listen to it thousands of times and heard you live thousands of times I still have to have a funny moment and smile by listening to you and you were talking about the OnStar on the one bit and I got to tell you I had a lady when I was selling cars years ago come up to me and she said she was looking at a real nice convertible and she goes yeah I caught my husband cheating on me and I'm like oh really and she's like yeah she goes we had OnStar in our car and when he was gone I called Armstrong and told them that I forgot what I parked my car last night and so they gave her the exact address of where her car was sitting and of course she went there and caught her husband with another woman and I thought oh crap I'll never get on star on any of my cars ever... Not that I would ever cheat on my woman or anything well one because I don't have one I'm like you I'm still single never been married I think about it sometimes and then people get in my backseat and they're like you looked at her last night I know you did and what time you get home I know you got home late and I'm like I'm just fine the way I am I'll fold my socks the way I want to fold them lol have a great day buddy can't wait to see you again hurry up and get back here to Phoenix 💪😜👍

  • @BronzeEleven
    @BronzeEleven 3 месяца назад

    When you order Lewis Black on wish

  • @harvey2609
    @harvey2609 5 лет назад

    Lewis Black's love child.

    • @HeartTurnedToStone
      @HeartTurnedToStone Месяц назад +1

      Ew. No way.
      Orny's SO MUCH better looking than Lewis Black was.
      Plus Lewis Black was not funny.
      Orny is HILARIOUS.

  • @madisongiattino766
    @madisongiattino766 11 лет назад

    Hahaha!!!!

  • @TheMidnighters34
    @TheMidnighters34 9 лет назад +1

    Can't tell if Orny Adams deletes all the bad comments about him, or if just not enough people give a shit about him to comment on his terrible stand up video

    • @billfitzmaurice3837
      @billfitzmaurice3837 9 лет назад +3

      TheMidnighters34 Orny got the only standing ovation of the night at the Montreal Comedy Festival last Saturday. Sorry, but I must have missed your act.

    • @TheMidnighters34
      @TheMidnighters34 9 лет назад +3

      Bill Fitzmaurice Everyone was probably just excited that he was getting off stage

    • @HeartTurnedToStone
      @HeartTurnedToStone Месяц назад +1

      Oh my. Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine.
      You must be a joy to be around.
      Not.

  • @jeannethisdale2399
    @jeannethisdale2399 3 года назад

    Love it ... sexy

  • @heatherwohl1035
    @heatherwohl1035 5 лет назад

    Why are old men so angry?

    • @HeartTurnedToStone
      @HeartTurnedToStone Месяц назад +1

      Because most women are bitches and drive men to that point. Hahahaa
      Wait a minute... You think of Orny as an OLD man?