50 Updates Mojang WON'T add in Minecraft

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  • The TOP 50 things Mojang WON'T Add in any minecraft update!
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    We all know that Minecraft 1.14 is great. Come on... you can see it everywhere. These minecraft updates have been so good at making the game feel fresh and fun. However... there are a LOT of updates that would make minecraft better but mojang will never add them! We created a minecraft update with all the things that mojang won't update to minecraft. We have all the mobs from minecon 2017. We also added in riding dolphins and so much more!
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  • @Logdotzip
    @Logdotzip  5 лет назад +7277

    Do you think Mojang should add these things to minecraft... or do you think that they're not in for a good reason??

  • @ytveiwer5143
    @ytveiwer5143 5 лет назад +14075

    Mojang: "we won't be adding sharks as we don't want people to assume sharks are entirely docile and encourage people to approach sharks in real life"
    Mojang: *adds polar bears*

    • @BenGamingShorts
      @BenGamingShorts 5 лет назад +817

      *sarcastic clapping*

    • @kadega
      @kadega 5 лет назад +344

      It's easier to get to a shark than a polar bear

    • @nanathedelta8561
      @nanathedelta8561 5 лет назад +624

      who the hell would approach shark in real life ? such a stupid statement.

    • @coffinrocks
      @coffinrocks 5 лет назад +429

      Did you forget to let you feed bones to wolves

    • @Thezombiekiller06
      @Thezombiekiller06 5 лет назад +159

      And wolves, spiders (in day) and bats

  • @Grimeo
    @Grimeo 5 лет назад +3764

    mojang: no animal abuse
    also mojang: achievement for riding a pig of a cliff

  • @nouche
    @nouche 5 лет назад +315

    I feel like whenever many people have a great idea and start requesting that massively, Mojang decides to announce it won't be happening.

  • @DylanYa
    @DylanYa 4 года назад +689

    “No ducks, they’d be a useless mob” bats: *exist*

    • @beatrizmf9965
      @beatrizmf9965 4 года назад +6

      have we heard of bats before? *unusual mob*

    • @gamer_boyx9124
      @gamer_boyx9124 4 года назад +1

      dark voyager no gold breaks dumbow u need to play diamonds better why?
      1: stronger than all of them and better

    • @CubeCore85
      @CubeCore85 4 года назад +3

      Bats aren't actually useless they have many uses
      1. Randomising system

    • @NisarKhan-jm1uh
      @NisarKhan-jm1uh 4 года назад +4

      Bats do add some atmosphere to caves in minecraft

    • @eggoXD
      @eggoXD 4 года назад +5

      Bats actually exist to alert you of nearby caves

  • @iamg0d739
    @iamg0d739 5 лет назад +1404

    “Worried people might abuse them.”
    *meanwhile people abuse every single mob...*

    • @cieraskyes710
      @cieraskyes710 5 лет назад +93

      oEvelynn Felix : *sweats nervously in water sheep*

    • @kquote03
      @kquote03 5 лет назад

      WATER SHEEP

    • @ub-4630
      @ub-4630 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly. Why give more mobs to abuse?

    • @lenatv705
      @lenatv705 5 лет назад +7

      UNBREAKABLE - So do you just want to not add any mob?

  • @beetelee9439
    @beetelee9439 5 лет назад +689

    Tbh I would have rather had the ocean mob or the nether mob instead of the phantom
    Edit: Phantoms are ok, but in my opinion I would have rather had a mob that is harder to go up against.

    • @jerrin1528
      @jerrin1528 5 лет назад +72

      Literally any of these instead of the phantom

    • @CHern_1153
      @CHern_1153 5 лет назад +53

      lemonfiizz bruh who were the dumbasses that decided the phantom would be better than the rest of them??

    • @beetelee9439
      @beetelee9439 5 лет назад +8

      The Herbicide Man idk but they need to get their minds set lol 😂

    • @fa99681
      @fa99681 5 лет назад

      The rest r too op

    • @kingdomoftransylvania5744
      @kingdomoftransylvania5744 5 лет назад

      i didnt chose any of the mobs i chosen the taiga to Be updated because of the foxes

  • @andrewoliver7605
    @andrewoliver7605 4 года назад +709

    Mojang: we won't add these
    Logdotzip: *makes mod*
    Mojang: you weren't supposed to do that

    • @jodyk75
      @jodyk75 4 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @michaelmartin4870
      @michaelmartin4870 4 года назад +1

      😂🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @YouMineWeCraft
    @YouMineWeCraft 4 года назад +483

    Logdotzip: "dimonds is the strongest resource" a better one is "not likely to come in the game".
    Mojang: Netherite

    • @anonymousx1101
      @anonymousx1101 4 года назад +7

      LOL so mabye they might change their minds about some of the other things....?

    • @ananonymousyoutubeuser8769
      @ananonymousyoutubeuser8769 4 года назад +1

      Jango fett ?

    • @johnrexcaparroso305
      @johnrexcaparroso305 4 года назад

      🔥Netherite🔥

    • @pigjinbrute9399
      @pigjinbrute9399 4 года назад

      @@anonymousx1101 they will change mind on ducks

    • @angryboi595
      @angryboi595 3 года назад +1

      Dont forget the trident came in 1.13 and it was way stronger than a diamond sword

  • @hannahnichole9074
    @hannahnichole9074 5 лет назад +553

    "We won't be adding skarks as we don't want people to assume skarks are entirely docile"
    *Adds in killer spiders and bunnys*

    • @RJZII
      @RJZII 5 лет назад +3

      Killer Rabbit ded

    • @cookiexxxx3004
      @cookiexxxx3004 5 лет назад +1

      RJZII I hope you know you can spawn them in

    • @hannahnichole9074
      @hannahnichole9074 5 лет назад +1

      @@ashimates true, lol i went from -_- to o0o

    • @stick0258
      @stick0258 5 лет назад

      and polar bears

  • @muhammad_ghanar3459
    @muhammad_ghanar3459 5 лет назад +780

    Mojang : won't add those updates
    Logdozip : *fine i'll do it myself*

    • @kurtknispel5334
      @kurtknispel5334 5 лет назад +16

      Mojang: these updates are not going to happen
      Logdotzip: hold my commandblock

    • @peyteneq5301
      @peyteneq5301 5 лет назад

      Its not owned by mojang anymore

    • @JohnDoe-ok9lh
      @JohnDoe-ok9lh 5 лет назад

      Mojang: Won’t add an update
      Logdotzip: I’ll pay someone to create things for me

    • @killsme6957
      @killsme6957 5 лет назад

      @@JohnDoe-ok9lh why not apply those updates?? It's fun...

    • @jobathatn1650
      @jobathatn1650 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @anomolonomy2419
    @anomolonomy2419 5 лет назад +784

    The mining helmet that lights up caves when worn. *Instantly triggers the terraria community*

    • @SirCheeseEater
      @SirCheeseEater 5 лет назад +14

      Triggers optifine people...

    • @luisthegamer2587
      @luisthegamer2587 5 лет назад +2

      Hahaha I don't get it .-.

    • @Nohideaa
      @Nohideaa 5 лет назад +3

      -triggers the mincraft miners-

    • @leafvii_
      @leafvii_ 5 лет назад +3

      When you dont get it but like anyways

    • @Jim-lg8sf
      @Jim-lg8sf 5 лет назад

      Anomolonomy It would be perfect: You can craf it with a helmet and one glowstone.

  • @trashypenguinnnm1485
    @trashypenguinnnm1485 4 года назад +202

    Mojang: “we won’t add sharks because their endangered and we don’t want younger players to get a bad perception of them” Also Mojang: *Adds Polar Bears, Pandas, & Sea Turtles*

    • @Sand-Walker13
      @Sand-Walker13 4 года назад +33

      The reason they gave for not adding sharks is the dumbest thing ever.

    • @elranchero4204
      @elranchero4204 4 года назад +3

      i be killing turtles for no reason lol

    • @elranchero4204
      @elranchero4204 4 года назад +2

      im talkin bout minecraft boys dont think in real life

    • @R00M409
      @R00M409 3 года назад

      LOL

    • @crimsonavenger_
      @crimsonavenger_ 3 года назад +1

      And bees

  • @Shchehfbdb
    @Shchehfbdb 5 лет назад +749

    Mojang: you cant ride dolphins because of animal abuse
    Also mojang: *P* *I* *G*

    • @sugascoat9902
      @sugascoat9902 4 года назад +4

      PIGGYY 🐖 🐷 🐽

    • @psal8715
      @psal8715 4 года назад +11

      Lol it was definitely a weak excuse.

    • @puppylili
      @puppylili 4 года назад +9

      ikr they even have an achievement for riding a pig off a cliff

    • @NoName-kz1ie
      @NoName-kz1ie 4 года назад +9

      And you can kill the dolphins so it doesn’t make sense

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels 4 года назад +2

      Yeah you can ride pigs in minecraft

  • @jessical3851
    @jessical3851 5 лет назад +1811

    They won’t put anvils in blacksmiths but they give us brewing stands in churches

    • @hyort3613
      @hyort3613 5 лет назад +38

      Jessica Kush brewing stands are very cheap and can only be useful once you reach the nether and once you reach the nether you’ll be able to craft them anyway

    • @damefame8921
      @damefame8921 5 лет назад +69

      @@hyort3613 Before u get into the nether you need diamonds, obsidian, and a nether fortress. For an anvil: Go mining + furnace

    • @hyort3613
      @hyort3613 5 лет назад +18

      DameFame brewing stands are still useless until you reach the nether. All you need to reach the nether is a bucket. You place a bucket of lava and use water to turn it into obsidian. You can do this 10 times for a full portal, so you’ll need 3 iron to get into the nether and I think that’s less than an anvil.

    • @rachelperry4715
      @rachelperry4715 5 лет назад

      You can't break brewing stands tho

    • @damefame8921
      @damefame8921 5 лет назад +31

      @@rachelperry4715 yes u can

  • @byrongardner9299
    @byrongardner9299 5 лет назад +810

    I like how 90% of these updates would either be really useful or just plain awesome

    • @sonhoangleminh1119
      @sonhoangleminh1119 5 лет назад +1

      nope if it happen there will be even more bugs

    • @meme-tok2072
      @meme-tok2072 5 лет назад +28

      Mojang: How's about bees instead?

    • @jjmartin1214
      @jjmartin1214 4 года назад +1

      Most of these ideas where awful

    • @younglord2140
      @younglord2140 4 года назад +9

      Fr this pisses me off the game could be way better if they added most of these things but they rather add some useless thing like bees

    • @CribabyCryptid
      @CribabyCryptid 4 года назад +4

      Byron Gardner especially the painting wood idea...

  • @drestonjclaw2839
    @drestonjclaw2839 4 года назад +479

    19:03 : “Notch said diamond is the strongest resource”
    Nether update: NOT AMYMORE!

  • @kevindelrio2687
    @kevindelrio2687 5 лет назад +2688

    Gamers: Cave upda-
    Mojang: *B E E S*

  • @narpas_
    @narpas_ 5 лет назад +4021

    The nether mob had serious potential.. Now we have phantoms...

    • @Sansmemelordover
      @Sansmemelordover 5 лет назад +173

      Aye... but up side we can repair the Elytra with the phantom’s drops.

    • @narpas_
      @narpas_ 5 лет назад +172

      @@Sansmemelordover Yeah.. but most people are going to be using mending and unbreaking 3 by that point

    • @cannedbeverage7687
      @cannedbeverage7687 5 лет назад +199

      The squid looking thing was awesome looking too. It would've been best if all four were there, but that takes way too much effort.

    • @xomvoid_akaluchiru_987
      @xomvoid_akaluchiru_987 5 лет назад +156

      The phantom was supposed to be a BOSS mob. Now we have flying zombies.

    • @thomased22legoyodagaming
      @thomased22legoyodagaming 5 лет назад +56

      hmmmmm foolish mistake we have made regret voteing for mob c, i do
      -yoda

  • @yagirlsassa
    @yagirlsassa 5 лет назад +1957

    Mojang staff: “Vertical or combined slabs won’t be a thing.”
    The entire fanbase: *say sike right now.*

  • @synphanie25
    @synphanie25 4 года назад +128

    There should add palm trees to beaches that instead of dropping apples they drop coconuts kinda like the coco beans on jungle trees and they should make it so that if u stand under a palm tree theres a chance a coconut will fall on you and take damage and also cause u to be dizzy for about 10 seconds

    • @lilymcmartin
      @lilymcmartin 4 года назад +5

      YES

    • @caioguimaraes1482
      @caioguimaraes1482 4 года назад

      Right?

    • @IATube
      @IATube 3 года назад +2

      A whole tree update, adding more trees and the branches that drop apples will actually display apples.

    • @meganb1731
      @meganb1731 3 года назад

      they need to let you work for mojang i love these ideas

  • @alexmorales9150
    @alexmorales9150 5 лет назад +967

    Seriously, no stacking slabs, also no painted wood, two things I was hoping for, just kill me 😭😭

    • @starygirlplayz412
      @starygirlplayz412 5 лет назад +11

      BRO SAME LIKE WTH you can dye Armor But not PAINT FLIPINGGF WOOOOOD

    • @cerrgaming1220
      @cerrgaming1220 5 лет назад +3

      Alex Morales well Microsoft owns Mojang so it’s their decision

    • @ruusmc
      @ruusmc 5 лет назад +28

      And vertical slabs. I was so disappointed when I heard that they will never be added.

    • @starygirlplayz412
      @starygirlplayz412 5 лет назад +4

      @@cerrgaming1220 boring 😑

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 5 лет назад +4

      Alex Morales | I get why, though. Wood's fine the way it is, and slab-stacking would be far too difficult to implement.

  • @goldenrose8042
    @goldenrose8042 5 лет назад +982

    “No riding dolphins because we don’t want it perceived as animal abuse.”
    *flashbacks of water sheep intensify*

    • @brigidoherty
      @brigidoherty 5 лет назад +26

      we can punch the dolphins but not ride them cause it would be animal abuse yes of course

    • @gingging8875
      @gingging8875 5 лет назад +10

      Riding pigs is ok

    • @Jamie-mb2id
      @Jamie-mb2id 5 лет назад

      Water sheep no😂😂

    • @Firjiwater
      @Firjiwater 5 лет назад +2

      What about fox taming?

    • @reginacannady152
      @reginacannady152 2 года назад

      Bcndjcisnsjsjnsudjendjid

  • @bagelmeister7188
    @bagelmeister7188 4 года назад +720

    Mojang: anvils are too expensive to be in villages
    Also Mojang: *puts brewing stands in villages*

    • @Anakin0217
      @Anakin0217 4 года назад +31

      Diamond Kid
      Also Mojang: *Infinite amount of wheat in villages.*

    • @adeeshup8474
      @adeeshup8474 4 года назад +2

      Anakin nah, wheats are kinda cheap

    • @kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214
      @kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214 4 года назад +12

      Also Mojang: Put Iron Golems in Villages

    • @skskskskskssksksksks9544
      @skskskskskssksksksks9544 4 года назад +3

      @@Anakin0217 hello there

    • @Anakin0217
      @Anakin0217 4 года назад +2

      @@skskskskskssksksksks9544 General Kenobi ! You are a bold one.

  • @I9M9A
    @I9M9A 5 лет назад +813

    “kind of a pointless mob”
    Me: **looks at bat**

    • @_SKUNT_14
      @_SKUNT_14 5 лет назад +57

      Wtf do bats even add like mojang we cant have ducks but a goddamn bat

    • @beepboop752
      @beepboop752 5 лет назад +11

      Ibrahim TEM I forget that bats exist

    • @parkerneithercut1623
      @parkerneithercut1623 5 лет назад +3

      but bat is HOT

    • @Fungimane
      @Fungimane 5 лет назад +2

      RABBIT

    • @pamavaz02
      @pamavaz02 5 лет назад +24

      PhatBallzGaming all they do is fly into lava, as far as I know

  • @nembutsu1045
    @nembutsu1045 5 лет назад +283

    vertical and combined slabs would be perfect for building rooms with different colored walls without having to build THICC walls

    • @pinkamenadianepie8609
      @pinkamenadianepie8609 5 лет назад +1

      Kit Fisto thicc walls

    • @corn567
      @corn567 4 года назад +1

      Something I need in order to build my real life house in Minecraft

    • @corn567
      @corn567 4 года назад

      I don't have Java Edition so F

  • @Karriefy23
    @Karriefy23 5 лет назад +795

    Mojang: "anvils in blacksmith are too expensive."
    Also Mojang: *diamond in a chest*

    • @mintyfries7790
      @mintyfries7790 5 лет назад +15

      They should just add a cheap type anvil that uses extra experience to use and breaks easier for village blacksmiths.

    • @connorthompson66
      @connorthompson66 5 лет назад +23

      @@mintyfries7790 How about a damaged anvil?

    • @ainiduu
      @ainiduu 5 лет назад +1

      Connor Thompson yeah I was gonna comment that. Lmao

    • @woosh5102
      @woosh5102 5 лет назад +4

      33 iron is worth more than one diamond

    • @octogecko
      @octogecko 5 лет назад +1

      @@woosh5102 *sometimes*

  • @kylefam9356
    @kylefam9356 4 года назад +43

    Monang: We wont add sharks since they are endangered
    Also mojang:Proceeds to add polar bears, pandas, and dolphins

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 5 лет назад +594

    "ducks would be kind of a pointless mob"
    Then what's their excuse for polar bears?

    • @Sansmemelordover
      @Sansmemelordover 5 лет назад +15

      Aye.

    • @jennrocheleau8696
      @jennrocheleau8696 5 лет назад +53

      And pandas

    • @9am3rb0y
      @9am3rb0y 5 лет назад +45

      Their feathers can be used to make the sleeping bags or beds that, after sleeping on them, give you +2 hearts(normal bed crafting recepy with 3 feathers in the top 3 slots. Or you can add 8 feathers around the bed (upside down chest plate recepy with bed in bottom middle) to give it the same effect. Or maybe give you haste because you feel amazing after a good night's rest.

    • @bum-bum7330
      @bum-bum7330 5 лет назад +33

      Also duck meat

    • @9am3rb0y
      @9am3rb0y 5 лет назад +9

      @@FishbedFive or you know... All mobs in general

  • @jordanturner4325
    @jordanturner4325 5 лет назад +822

    mojang: *doesn't add sharks or fish babies*
    also mojang: *includes weird spiky cyclops monsters instead*

    • @haroldshepherd3613
      @haroldshepherd3613 5 лет назад +2

      Silver fish? If you are talking about them they are real and are not monsters irl

    • @nerdy_boy2785
      @nerdy_boy2785 5 лет назад +66

      @@haroldshepherd3613 No he's talking about the guardians. They look like over sized pufferfish.

    • @funkystickman99
      @funkystickman99 5 лет назад +6

      I kinda respect that they didn't add sharks because kids would probably try to ride or kill sharks.

    • @jordanturner4325
      @jordanturner4325 5 лет назад +7

      i guess you're right but why not atleast pizza? everyone loves pizza.

    • @tingispingis
      @tingispingis 5 лет назад +31

      @@haroldshepherd3613 "Weird spiky cyclops monsters"
      Gee, mUsT bE taLkInG aBouT SiLveRfiSh

  • @tmnottrademark4463
    @tmnottrademark4463 5 лет назад +209

    No dolphins but stomping on turtle eggs till they crack is all good ok

  • @elilackey7341
    @elilackey7341 4 года назад +36

    Mojang: no baby dolphins
    Bedrock: let me stop you right there

  • @duerrkeno
    @duerrkeno 5 лет назад +925

    "What would they drop? Kind of a pointless mob"
    *Laughs in Polar bear*

    • @paulteodosio906
      @paulteodosio906 5 лет назад +8

      TheManticore they drop fish that’s helpful tho

    • @duerrkeno
      @duerrkeno 5 лет назад +18

      @@paulteodosio906 not unique tho

    • @julie9337
      @julie9337 5 лет назад +11

      I like polar bears

    • @cheeseham9503
      @cheeseham9503 5 лет назад +35

      *Laughs in Bat*

    • @chrollee
      @chrollee 5 лет назад +18

      *Laughs in Panda*

  • @gaturrocam
    @gaturrocam 5 лет назад +615

    Ducks: "What would they drop?! Kind of a pointless mob"
    Minecraft 1.15: bees

    • @isharkyshark3974
      @isharkyshark3974 5 лет назад +7

      No. Check the patch notes they are actually very useful.

    • @jan_Travis
      @jan_Travis 5 лет назад +1

      @@isharkyshark3974 explain.

    • @isharkyshark3974
      @isharkyshark3974 5 лет назад +26

      @@jan_Travis They can pollinate crops and they allow for Honey Bottles to be harvested. Honey Bottles are great for saturation, and they will bring up 3 hunger bars, and they can get rid of poison.

    • @jan_Travis
      @jan_Travis 5 лет назад +3

      @@isharkyshark3974 I dont know anything about bees. I dont even have them yet. Curse PS4!

    • @brendanc.5526
      @brendanc.5526 5 лет назад

      @@isharkyshark3974 Have you ever heard of steak and a milk bucket

  • @cyberen
    @cyberen 5 лет назад +424

    The fact that all these great ideas are rejected by Mojang is criminal.

    • @hyort3613
      @hyort3613 5 лет назад

      Tim Van Hoeck because pandas add much to the locations they spawn in, the oceans are already filled up enough

    • @ollie3haff628
      @ollie3haff628 5 лет назад +2

      Do you really want a meteor hit your base?

    • @UbiquitousCthulhu
      @UbiquitousCthulhu 5 лет назад +1

      At least ten of these potential updates are game breakingly stupid

    • @river7591
      @river7591 5 лет назад

      @@ollie3haff628 yes

  • @skips551
    @skips551 4 года назад +74

    I would like to have a type of bigger doors, like 4×2.

    • @IATube
      @IATube 3 года назад +4

      Yeah useful for castles.

    • @atashi_
      @atashi_ 3 года назад +1

      @@andresia :thinking:

    • @kirbykinetics_372
      @kirbykinetics_372 3 года назад +1

      @@andresia you put more doors side by side or on top of so it geta bigger in the crafting menu

  • @CribabyCryptid
    @CribabyCryptid 4 года назад +165

    Painting the wood actually seems like a good idea! And less of a hassle to get concrete.

    • @ulisesmarvels
      @ulisesmarvels 4 года назад

      IKR MOJANG NEEDS TO GET HIS HEAD IN THE GAME WHICH IS IRONIC

  • @Maxenorer
    @Maxenorer 5 лет назад +162

    14:40 "The end portal took us to The End for some reason"
    Hmm... Yes...
    The End here is made out of End

    • @Elzolot
      @Elzolot 5 лет назад

      Maxenorer yes that’s all I have to say is yes😂

  • @thedyldillpicklerockstarfo9067
    @thedyldillpicklerockstarfo9067 5 лет назад +672

    Minecraft: *Never Adds Baby Dolphins To Java*
    The Rest Of The World: *Sad Dolphin Noises*

    • @alexmaddox8307
      @alexmaddox8307 5 лет назад +11

      Is this a java joke im too bedrock to understand

    • @nzys7346
      @nzys7346 5 лет назад +21

      I play Minecraft PE and there’s baby dolphins in it.. ._.

    • @MyNamesDEADMAN
      @MyNamesDEADMAN 5 лет назад +15

      Laughs in bedrock edition

    • @melon7565
      @melon7565 5 лет назад +3

      The Budder Apple where is your fox in bedrock edition?

    • @alexmaddox8307
      @alexmaddox8307 5 лет назад +5

      @Melon *Cries* in bedrock

  • @doliaclemente1366
    @doliaclemente1366 4 года назад +18

    Mojang: dont hurt sharks
    Dolphins, Turtles,Pandas and Polar bears: ARE WE A JOKE TO U?!?!?!

  • @slay-nm3kw
    @slay-nm3kw 5 лет назад +122

    Minecraft: *Wont allow rideable dolphins because of animal abuse*
    Also Minecraft: *adds rideable pigs*

    • @ApersonIguess-rb6fu
      @ApersonIguess-rb6fu 4 года назад

      ugly rat I mean you can ride pigs in real life you just have to be a little kid to do so

    • @kokichiouma1743
      @kokichiouma1743 4 года назад

      Goldenfoxy 1234 you’re rude

    • @tripurwanti9946
      @tripurwanti9946 4 года назад

      @@kokichiouma1743 he not a rude, but look at the name

    • @ApersonIguess-rb6fu
      @ApersonIguess-rb6fu 4 года назад

      tri purwanti what about my name?

    • @tripurwanti9946
      @tripurwanti9946 4 года назад

      @@ApersonIguess-rb6fu not your name

  • @lillian6666
    @lillian6666 4 года назад +187

    i’m actually so pissed about not being able to have vertical slabs. it would be so great for building

    • @kuulemj7309
      @kuulemj7309 4 года назад +7

      Ikr there's so much I could build with them

    • @elranchero4204
      @elranchero4204 4 года назад +1

      ong

    • @taramishra2967
      @taramishra2967 4 года назад +1

      I know right! I started minecraft a while ago, and I wish there were vertical slabs.

    • @GoatOfGaming666
      @GoatOfGaming666 4 года назад

      There are half slabs, just only horizontal ones.

    • @lillian6666
      @lillian6666 4 года назад +1

      Mars Joron well ya i know i meant vertical

  • @sophiesilveria1278
    @sophiesilveria1278 5 лет назад +493

    am i the only one who’s really mad cause they feel like their missing out on some of this stuff??

    • @marktheshark6267
      @marktheshark6267 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @yoloswaggininabox4088
      @yoloswaggininabox4088 5 лет назад +11

      Cookie Monster that’s why we have mods but I agree its frustrating that they won’t add a lot of cool features:(

    • @krystalmoon4088
      @krystalmoon4088 5 лет назад +1

      Ya I’ll never get any more updates I’m on console edition so the last update I got was the aquatic update it’s sad so I gotta download mods now 😞 😔 😢

    • @remihu1802
      @remihu1802 5 лет назад

      @@krystalmoon4088 It's possible to get mod on ps3 ? I always though it wasn't.

    • @mav1601
      @mav1601 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @filhosmontenegro2358
    @filhosmontenegro2358 4 года назад +89

    19:00
    Notch: Diamond is strongest, no obsidian armor
    Netherite: *laughs*

    • @possiblar5083
      @possiblar5083 4 года назад +3

      I’m happy that netherite is stronger then diamond because it’s boring that there’s nothing stronger then diamonds until now

    • @filhosmontenegro2358
      @filhosmontenegro2358 4 года назад +3

      Both gold and diamonds are needed for netherite gear, so everybody is going to want both

    • @possiblar5083
      @possiblar5083 4 года назад

      Jeffy netherite is nothing without diamonds

  • @tuxedobird
    @tuxedobird 5 лет назад +246

    Honestly, they should add herobrine, but you can’t attack him. He’d just appear really far away when it’s dark. No actual affect on gameplay, but it’d be neat.

    • @hyort3613
      @hyort3613 5 лет назад +8

      Tuxedobird little kids play this game

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird 5 лет назад +29

      YTS and? That didn’t stop disk 11/13 or cave sounds. If auditory creeps are allowed, visual should be as well.

    • @luanadebora1
      @luanadebora1 5 лет назад +5

      Tuxedobird Nah dude that would completely ruin the "Removed Herobrine" joke and Minecraft doesn't need Herobrine if he's not gonna do anything, it'd be boring.
      And there's already plenty of mods for herobrine? I mean probably just to older versions but I remember they were everywhere with people summoning him and stuff

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird 5 лет назад +13

      Álbuns da Lu
      -they rarely do the “removed herobrine joke”
      -it’s for ambience. Sure, Minecraft doesn’t need creepy cave noises either, but they add to the experience.
      -so? Mods aren’t the game. There are mods, but they still aren’t...the actual game.

    • @luanadebora1
      @luanadebora1 5 лет назад +1

      Tuxedobird Wdym they may not do it always but they surely do it at least often enough that it is quite well known, or at least it should be ( maybe not by new players, though ) I'm pretty sure they even did it to one of the lastest updates to Xbox, although I don't know which one exactly.
      I disagree, sound is different from imagery, lots of games have absolutely terrible graphics or just are not that beautiful looking but whenever their song plays people already recognize it and most of those songs are usually amazing and known by people that didn't even play the games.
      Yes they didn't need to add those cave sounds, but Minecraft isn't a game about graphics so sound by default should be better because if your graphics are trash your sound should at least be good.
      Did you ever get scared by seeing a minecraft mob? Like maybe when you're playing and you get hit or an enderman starts chasing you but if you ever see an image of one of those mobs would you want to cover and hide away from them? I'm pretty sure you wouldn't.
      On the other hand tell me you don't get that feeling in your chest when you're doing something and you hear that hissing behind you of a creeper about to blow you up, or how you don't feel nervous when you hear the sound of lava when you're next to diamonds.
      Those two are signs of immediate danger that you should run away from, and so have a bigger impact on you, they might not look creepy but their sounds are enough to make you be careful because you know what'll happen if you don't
      If they added Herobrine? The first time you noticed would be creepy, yes, but now due to the internet most people would go online search wtf is going on and discover "oh, it's Herobrine, but he doesn't do anything." And then the fear would fade away
      I'm rambling but you get the point, sound is better than images and that's a psychological thing I believe.
      So if Herobrine made a sound it would be tons scarier than just seeing him a few blocks away, chilling.
      And, yes, they are mods and they aren't the game, BUT they actually kind of ruined Herobrine even if he doesn't exist. I mean I may be wrong but before those mods Herobrine was a scary thing, it was this mysterious entity and the community was scared of him, but after the mods started to come out it didn't take long for the fear of ever encountering Herobrine... to dissapear
      And then those minecraft animations with Herobrine didn't take long to appear too, but they were more for children like those...mob school or whatever with herobrine in the thumbnail
      So yes, adding Herobrine for him to just stand around would be kinda stupid when Mojang could use their time to actually make new mobs or crafting recipes or mechanics instead of coding a mob that looks like steve but whose eyes are white and does absolutely nothing. I mean, not even an achievement? At least that would be insteresting
      If Herobrine were to be added it would need to be something interesting, people are complaning of some of the new mobs because of the same thing: yes they might look cute or cool, but they don't do anything.
      Herobrine has been ruined enough, it would be turned into even more of a joke if it did end up being added and he does nothing, the thing the community feared for years to end up just something that looks at you?Nah.
      I'm not completely against adding Herobrine but because of the reasons I said it wouldn't make much sense to add him, besides Mojang already said they have no plans of ever adding Herobrine ( although adding something similar can still happen as that was something they were planning in 2010 - but may have been discarded, which is sad -)

  • @papapanzer0935
    @papapanzer0935 5 лет назад +468

    Minecraft 2 will be coming out.
    Its currently in area 51.

    • @dagzyboy1968
      @dagzyboy1968 5 лет назад +1

      Lol Thats a Funny comment

    • @vinokai
      @vinokai 5 лет назад +4

      Tell the Area 51 raiders to dig underground....they can mine their way in..I'm not going though...but I'll watch with a bucket of popcorn.. :3

    • @aqua6166
      @aqua6166 5 лет назад +3

      There's no need for Minecraft 2, Minecraft is good enough

    • @mr.unknown6632
      @mr.unknown6632 5 лет назад

      I already have Minecraft 5

    • @blank_page_
      @blank_page_ 5 лет назад +2

      It's on its way tho, for real.. it's called "Hytale".

  • @pacoistaco4869
    @pacoistaco4869 5 лет назад +414

    **Jumps In end portal**
    Logdotzip: Took us to the end for some reason...

    • @Fox_Squash
      @Fox_Squash 5 лет назад +5

      Pacoistaco lmao I was thinking the same thing 😅

    • @mp-jl9lu
      @mp-jl9lu 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @thelivinggrape932
      @thelivinggrape932 5 лет назад +1

      Pacoistaco Something a noob would say

    • @RJZII
      @RJZII 5 лет назад

      #Logdotzip_2019

  • @Ash-ri1kf
    @Ash-ri1kf 4 года назад +25

    Mojang: we shouldn't add the duck it'll be our first forgotten mob
    Bats: I exist...

    • @detectiveakechipancakelove4839
      @detectiveakechipancakelove4839 4 года назад

      The Gamer Girl I always forget about bats

    • @faithyy.
      @faithyy. 3 года назад

      I never forget about bats, in my minecraft world I have 3 bats, Batman,fang and dragon lol

  • @user-8612
    @user-8612 5 лет назад +256

    Title: 50 update Minecraft WON’T add
    Logdotzip: *But we made them anyway :)*

  • @debozebaron3482
    @debozebaron3482 5 лет назад +380

    Minecraft:
    yeah you know, we are not gonna add taming and riding dolphins to Minecraft because would be doing something bad to animals.
    Also Minecraft:
    Riding pigs.

    • @hvn845
      @hvn845 5 лет назад +5

      Riding pig is normal in asia

    • @samiulhussain3045
      @samiulhussain3045 5 лет назад +2

      @@hvn845 wut? How is that possible

    • @hvn845
      @hvn845 5 лет назад +1

      @@samiulhussain3045 people used to riden pig for racing,farming,....(I'm asian)

    • @samiulhussain3045
      @samiulhussain3045 5 лет назад +2

      @@hvn845 Chinese?

    • @samiulhussain3045
      @samiulhussain3045 5 лет назад +3

      @@hvn845 do u mean boars cause pigs r a bit small don't u think

  • @dachi1318
    @dachi1318 5 лет назад +277

    I really wanna see Deep-Sea creatures.
    I literally cried when Mob A lost the vote ;-;

    • @starygirlplayz412
      @starygirlplayz412 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @Mr_Monolith
      @Mr_Monolith 5 лет назад +6

      How did a flying monster beat a blaze king, sea monster, and giant beasts who's bite is so strong that it can remove the magic from a weapon

    • @layne.4507
      @layne.4507 5 лет назад

      Dachi Gaming it’s oki it’s click bate hehe there’s no thing in the description

    • @dachi1318
      @dachi1318 5 лет назад

      @@layne.4507
      Wdym?

    • @paynestoysamples
      @paynestoysamples 5 лет назад +2

      Dachi Gaming I hate how everyone voted for a sky mob when it’s a ocean update I’m with you squid boi should’ve won

  • @omundodovini3774
    @omundodovini3774 3 года назад +2

    0:36 - #1 Natural Disasters
    0:49 - #2 A Way Of Breaking Bedrock
    1:04 - #3 Illager Golems
    1:19 - #4 Placeable Food
    1:34 - #5 A Use For Poisonous Potato
    2:03 - #6 "Real" Anvils In Blacksmith Shops
    2:16 - #7 "Too Expensive" Limit
    2:57 - #8 Mobs from MINECON 2017
    3:35 - #9 Sharks
    3:49 - #10 Taming/Rading Dolphins
    4:17 - #11 Baby Dolphins
    4:36 - #12 Drowned Dolphin Jockeys
    4:53 - #13 Drowned Drowning You
    5:22 - #14 Ducks
    5:38 - #15 Chests/Features In Witch Huts
    5:48 - #16 Craft Nether Wart Blocks Back Into Nether Wart
    6:07 - #17 Mixed Potions
    6:36 - #18 Levitation Potions
    7:15 - #19 Mushroom Villages
    7:30 - #20 Villagers Following You
    7:50 - #21 Villager Building/Repairing Things
    8:15 - #22 Lapis Staying In The Enchanting Table
    8:32 - #23 Auto Crafting
    9:04 - #24 Vertical Slabs
    9:31 - #25 Combined Slabs
    9:41 - #26 Mirrows
    10:12 - #27 Paintable Wood
    10:26 - #28 Buildings For Illusioners
    10:57 - #29 Villagers That Fight
    11:48 - #30 Sun Blindness
    12:00 - #31 Thirst
    12:48 - #32 Pyramids and Mummies
    13:20 - #33 Lying Skeletons In Caves
    13:39 - #34 Sleeping Bags
    13:47 - #35 Gaseous Miners In Caves
    14:19 - #36 Mining Helmet
    14:44 - #37 Eyes Of Ender Attacking The Ender Dragon
    15:25 - #38 Eye Of Ender Locating Gateway
    15:50 - #39 Double Ender Chests
    15:59 - #40 Combining An Elytra With A Chestplate
    16:25 - #41 Guns or Anything Resembling One
    16:45 - #42 Timer Block/Command
    17:08 - #43 Undo Command
    17:43 - #44 Torches Lose Brightness In Rain
    18:06 - #45 Herobrine, etc...
    18:37 - #46 Spheres
    18:58 - #47 Obsidian Armor
    19:15 - #48 Blood
    19:56 - #49 Saddles Made Of Other Things
    20:07 - #50 Minecraft 2

  • @boffis123
    @boffis123 5 лет назад +66

    9:00 It wont happen because imagine if you wanna craft an iron pickaxe, you throw the three iron ingots and the two sticks into the hopper. And instead it crafts an iron axe.

  • @jillmusic6
    @jillmusic6 4 года назад +810

    Mojang: we aren't adding hostile mobs in the water
    Mojang: *Adds drowned*
    Edit: omg tysm for the likes :3

    • @nebby1159
      @nebby1159 4 года назад +15

      and the sea tempal mobs

    • @Pop4484
      @Pop4484 4 года назад +4

      *yes*

    • @hund7458
      @hund7458 4 года назад +5

      And when the phantom was voted in there was an aquatic enemy

    • @ashliplayzroblox
      @ashliplayzroblox 4 года назад +3

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED SHARKSS 🦈🦈🦈😭😭😭🦈😭

    • @fluffernal
      @fluffernal 4 года назад +2

      **laughs in dolphin**
      (Yes, it's neutral, why do you ask?)

  • @jonkeathegamer
    @jonkeathegamer 4 года назад +354

    "No riding dolphins. That's animal abuse."
    *Adds bats that do nothing and can die after one hit and drops nothing.*
    Bats legit serve no purpose unless you wanna prove you're the best archer by shooting them out of the air.

    • @graysondarvill6247
      @graysondarvill6247 4 года назад +9

      Jonkea The Gamer bats signify that a cave is nearby

    • @hund7458
      @hund7458 4 года назад +13

      Make them drop bat wings. Use them in some mining-related potion.

    • @jonkeathegamer
      @jonkeathegamer 4 года назад +10

      @@graysondarvill6247 I tend to find a cave before I can even. Hear a bat.

    • @PHXNTXMDRK
      @PHXNTXMDRK 4 года назад +10

      They are cute tho

    • @jeffg3500
      @jeffg3500 4 года назад +5

      Thats the whole point! They drop nothing because mojang doesnt want you killing them!

  • @rlancer8920
    @rlancer8920 4 года назад +50

    “Diamonds are always going to be the strongest material!”
    Netherite: *Am I a Joke to you?*

    • @gamer_boyx9124
      @gamer_boyx9124 4 года назад

      dark voyager gold: am i a joke to you

  • @boblins
    @boblins 5 лет назад +173

    It’s actually kind of disappointing a lot of these won’t be added

    • @deonafish713
      @deonafish713 4 года назад +2

      I Agree

    • @possiblar5083
      @possiblar5083 4 года назад

      mojang is greedy with updates without notch

    • @jay-cx3kd
      @jay-cx3kd 4 года назад

      ik ducks would have no use but i just think that it would be nice to have them added, for more of a variety idk

    • @possiblar5083
      @possiblar5083 4 года назад

      Pug hawk hybrid nah I like the villagers

    • @andonym
      @andonym 3 года назад

      @@jay-cx3kd ducks would drop duck meat

  • @kalypsos_korner
    @kalypsos_korner 5 лет назад +489

    Most of these I don't understand why Mojang isn't adding them. They're actually really good ideas.

    • @CosmicCrimson
      @CosmicCrimson 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah and WHY NOT AUTO CRAFTING? *_>:(_*

    • @CosmicCrimson
      @CosmicCrimson 5 лет назад +13

      For audo crafting, i made up a moment if they did add them:
      Friend: I died and i need some armor, but we dont have any extra armor in the chest!
      Me: Go to the crafting table. You will see why.
      Friend: Okay...
      *_Iron armor magically appear in front of the Friend's eyes._*
      Friend: How did you do that?
      Me: Its a new feature. Its called audo crafting.
      Friend: Well yeah but how do you audo craft then?
      Me: There are hoppers behind the crafting tables. I think you know the rest by now.
      Friend: I do... WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY ITEMS DAMMIT!
      Me: Well that was 5 minutes off minecraft.

    • @blenddii
      @blenddii 5 лет назад +51

      @@CosmicCrimson because there are many recipes that use the same ingredients, for example when he made the iron sword, there was no way to differentiate if it were to give him a hoe or turn the ingots into nuggets

    • @CosmicCrimson
      @CosmicCrimson 5 лет назад +3

      @@blenddii I still would be a great feature though... :(

    • @blenddii
      @blenddii 5 лет назад +5

      @@CosmicCrimson I agree if you could choose what would be crafted, maybe by already having it in the hopper?

  • @ak47killerproCommunity
    @ak47killerproCommunity 5 лет назад +284

    mojang: we wont be adding sharks
    also mojang: adds foxes

    • @frankfromsubwaysurfers9530
      @frankfromsubwaysurfers9530 5 лет назад +11

      Minecraft: pandas Polar bears

    • @edgelordsupreme3961
      @edgelordsupreme3961 5 лет назад

      foxes arent hostile irl too

    • @YellowUnicorn
      @YellowUnicorn 5 лет назад

      it was a decision either foxes I think ostriches and lemurs?????

    • @TheJakeo147
      @TheJakeo147 4 года назад

      I kno right foxes, wolves, and polar bear arent dosile like in game theyre very aggressive same with pandas but hey im not mojang i cant tell ya where they get ideas or their research for animals

    • @lilza.official
      @lilza.official 4 года назад

      @@YellowUnicorn meerkat

  • @ceoofstupidity4528
    @ceoofstupidity4528 4 года назад +46

    Mojang: theres no way to break a bedroc-
    Creative mode: *_You forgot that we exist huh?_*

    • @ceoofstupidity4528
      @ceoofstupidity4528 4 года назад +2

      @Pug hawk hybrid tf, it can! I literally break bedrocks on creative mode....Sorry if i sound rude tho

    • @ceoofstupidity4528
      @ceoofstupidity4528 4 года назад

      @Pug hawk hybrid maybe

    • @amannamedsquid313
      @amannamedsquid313 4 года назад +1

      @dark voyager I did. Ended up in this weird abyss.

    • @prjct.no_name
      @prjct.no_name 4 года назад

      I Remember When You Can't Break A Bedrock In Creative Mode If You're Not Holding A Pickaxe

    • @darienvillarreal7828
      @darienvillarreal7828 4 года назад +1

      Jeffy pocket edition
      Does not exist anymore since a few years

  • @noahdamoiseaux5606
    @noahdamoiseaux5606 5 лет назад +325

    Shark abuse is not a thing is it? I mean, the fact that you can punch, burn, and kill every other animal in minecrafy doesn't encourage peopke to do it in real life.
    It's a survival game, of course the pkayer should be free to kill any wild animal.

    • @grooviestglobe4907
      @grooviestglobe4907 5 лет назад +2

      Can you edit your comment to fix the mistakes please?

    • @fudouakio4759
      @fudouakio4759 5 лет назад +15

      @@grooviestglobe4907 Don't hassle people for grammar on the internet please. They're just typos

    • @grooviestglobe4907
      @grooviestglobe4907 5 лет назад

      @@fudouakio4759 you can at least try a Little harder

    • @shrimp3089
      @shrimp3089 5 лет назад +9

      grooviestglobe4 Bruh..

    • @shrimp3089
      @shrimp3089 5 лет назад +9

      grooviestglobe4 You don’t need grammar on the internet at all, that’s what’s so great about it. Get off your high horse bro

  • @justinbebustin7247
    @justinbebustin7247 5 лет назад +698

    50 Cool Features Minecraft Doesn’t Think is a Good Idea

    • @EmiHZ2
      @EmiHZ2 5 лет назад +8

      That's literally this video but reworded lmao

    • @shgds
      @shgds 5 лет назад +5

      Qqq they see the ducks are useless but yet they q1q addedvn phantoms

    • @justinbebustin7247
      @justinbebustin7247 5 лет назад +11

      chicken foot r/ihadastroke?

    • @ryanmendoza3121
      @ryanmendoza3121 5 лет назад +3

      @@shgds uhh dude they added phantoms because the community voted for it in Minecon 2017, so it technically isn't their fault that phantoms were added, it's the community's fault.

    • @iamcheese4519
      @iamcheese4519 5 лет назад +5

      @@ryanmendoza3121 the community didn't know what the phantom will be

  • @banbanwatermelon2198
    @banbanwatermelon2198 5 лет назад +540

    Mojang : no anvils are to expensive !!!
    Me : *spawns in a village and finds 4 diamonds in a chest*
    Me : **hah**

  • @SimplyKanae
    @SimplyKanae 4 года назад +8

    Me: I need some redstone...
    Also me: Let me kill some cows real quick.

  • @Moha-eh9tq
    @Moha-eh9tq 5 лет назад +299

    9:54 Logdotzip : "Mirrors that you can't see yourself in but you can see blocks that you build"
    *Paranormal Activity 69 Confirmed*

    • @unusedacc300
      @unusedacc300 5 лет назад +3

      Bill cipher 100% confirmed

    • @emernoodle2174
      @emernoodle2174 5 лет назад +2

      Activity *69?* Nice.

    • @Yeetboi-lf7yz
      @Yeetboi-lf7yz 5 лет назад +1

      Bite ah I see your a redditor of culture

    • @tinle9
      @tinle9 5 лет назад

      HAZZAH! Men of quality

    • @Akeari
      @Akeari 5 лет назад

      Hello yes I want to like this comment but it has 69 likes so i’m keeping it this way
      Also nice

  • @marruk7608
    @marruk7608 5 лет назад +139

    Really sad!
    Most of this would make the game much better

  • @DasPaulchen.
    @DasPaulchen. 5 лет назад +446

    Most sharks are peaceful, since they will only harm you when you're swimming on the surface, because they think that you're a seal...Or when they sense blood on you.

    • @MinhHieu-ie6eh
      @MinhHieu-ie6eh 5 лет назад +3

      But shark is a danger species.

    • @rivellr
      @rivellr 5 лет назад +45

      I agree. Sharks are not dangerous creatures. Humans on the other hand kill more sharks than they kill us.

    • @alexaf6048
      @alexaf6048 5 лет назад +20

      Also we’re kinda invading them there not invading us

    • @samorayandninja3720
      @samorayandninja3720 5 лет назад +3

      @@MinhHieu-ie6eh they attack someone when they smell his blood

    • @themoosehoof
      @themoosehoof 5 лет назад +18

      They could be like pigmen where if u hit them they all attack

  • @onioncookie.
    @onioncookie. 4 года назад +12

    Honestly I was looking forward to battling a vampire.

  • @sophienocturne
    @sophienocturne 5 лет назад +38

    Mojang: Riding a dolphin is animal abuse.
    Also Mojang: Did you know you can put a saddle on a pig and ride it!

    • @BeansSoup23
      @BeansSoup23 5 лет назад +10

      And make it an achievement to ride it off a cliff!

    • @thegamingpineapple9801
      @thegamingpineapple9801 5 лет назад +2

      Omg ikr. Mojang contradicted themselves

    • @ME0WMERE
      @ME0WMERE 5 лет назад

      @bean soup, *advancment.

  • @TheCourtnie
    @TheCourtnie 4 года назад +205

    Ppl: we want cave update
    Mojang: ya like jazz?

  • @Ali-mb1zc
    @Ali-mb1zc 5 лет назад +305

    Mojang needs to add normal grizzly bears in dark oak forests.

    • @gumballgamer7598
      @gumballgamer7598 5 лет назад +19

      Yeah all they have to do is get the polar bear entity and paint it brown and make it constantly hostile...
      SIMPLE

    • @businessmail4929
      @businessmail4929 5 лет назад +8

      @@gumballgamer7598 that's actually super easy to implement. That's why there are mods since mojang has some issues updating the most obvious things. Like yeah the ocean thing is cool either but those mods existed years before the official release. Mojang should implement mods from the community since we know what we want and tbh the community makes better improvements

    • @tuxedolemon
      @tuxedolemon 5 лет назад

      yeah that would be epic

    • @IQ371
      @IQ371 5 лет назад +1

      I actually think it would be better in dark oak forests

    • @SaltCane
      @SaltCane 5 лет назад

      @@businessmail4929 The community doesn't have experience in game development.

  • @arisyn6436
    @arisyn6436 4 года назад +11

    “Diamond is the strongest resource. So this, (obsidian armor) or even Emerald armor is not gonna happen.”
    Minecraft update 1.16- lol *makes netherite armor*

    • @arisyn6436
      @arisyn6436 4 года назад

      Mariam Phartenadze
      Really? Pocket Edition hasn’t updated to 1.16 yet so I wouldn’t know.

  • @furkan-ms6ou
    @furkan-ms6ou 5 лет назад +309

    doctor: *_minecraft circles arent real they cant hurt you_*
    *_minecraft circles:_* 18:46

    • @dandaves9792
      @dandaves9792 5 лет назад +4

      That's the un-funniest thing I've seen all week.

    • @furkan-ms6ou
      @furkan-ms6ou 5 лет назад +6

      @@dandaves9792 thanks :)

    • @dandaves9792
      @dandaves9792 5 лет назад

      @@furkan-ms6ou Comedy definitely isn't something you should invest time in.

    • @furkan-ms6ou
      @furkan-ms6ou 5 лет назад +3

      @@dandaves9792 thanks : )

    • @3apfelkerne
      @3apfelkerne 5 лет назад +3

      Dan Dave’s if I was bob the builder i would fix your sense of humor but you don’t have one.

  • @jabajooba4842
    @jabajooba4842 5 лет назад +395

    "The invisible ones are kind of hard to see" -Logdotzip

    • @no1stinkysmoocher
      @no1stinkysmoocher 5 лет назад +1

      Lol well no duh 😂

    • @donttalktome1818
      @donttalktome1818 5 лет назад +5

      Olivia H r/woooooooooosh

    • @slicks5086
      @slicks5086 5 лет назад +3

      Well that’s my 9th brain cell gone

    • @fantasticfilms2786
      @fantasticfilms2786 5 лет назад +1

      Don't talk to me what? How is they even close to a woosh?

    • @blarak1688
      @blarak1688 5 лет назад +1

      Hmm, yes.
      The floor is indeed made out of floor.

  • @s.t.-1094
    @s.t.-1094 5 лет назад +201

    Logdotzip: Jumps into end portal
    No-one:
    Logdotzip: Weird... It took us to the end... ok..

  • @timetoshitmypants
    @timetoshitmypants 4 года назад +9

    **Jumps in End Portal**
    "It took us to the End for some reason"

  • @MetalHeadEnjoyer
    @MetalHeadEnjoyer 5 лет назад +70

    Basically 50 things we want but will never have.

    • @ynyrjohnson3861
      @ynyrjohnson3861 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao. If we're being honest, I'd say about 40 of them I want

    • @PrinceJes
      @PrinceJes 5 лет назад

      @@ynyrjohnson3861
      I would hate to have a thirst meter.

    • @fuppu
      @fuppu 5 лет назад

      Nocturnal Ape, actually besides the eyes of ender idea, it’ll be TOO op where even a newbie can defeat the most powerful mob in the game with a stack and a half of ender eyes

  • @bernixd7568
    @bernixd7568 5 лет назад +692

    “We don’t need sharks because we have dolphins!”
    *SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW*

    • @Hadi.Hussein
      @Hadi.Hussein 5 лет назад +14

      Bernadette And Liam i want to slowly drown as a shark chews me, what about u, no just me ok

    • @maddie-oq7is
      @maddie-oq7is 5 лет назад +8

      @@Hadi.Hussein lmaoo me to

    • @scaper12123
      @scaper12123 5 лет назад +16

      Bernadette And Liam i could totally see sharks being used as guards for shipwrecks in deep ocean biomes

    • @Hadi.Hussein
      @Hadi.Hussein 5 лет назад +1

      @@maddie-oq7is we can do it together in MOLTEN LAVA unless thats not good for the sharks, oh well

    • @thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr
      @thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr 5 лет назад +2

      Yes,say sike right now

  • @estebban345
    @estebban345 4 года назад +252

    If mojang doesn't update caves they must give us vertical slabs

    • @unloyal_gacha3763
      @unloyal_gacha3763 4 года назад +9

      I searched up future updates and it mentioned a cave update

    • @ella-ko8oo
      @ella-ko8oo 4 года назад +3

      And sharks >:(

    • @ella-ko8oo
      @ella-ko8oo 4 года назад

      @@akawikaa 1.16 is the nether update :(

    • @anonymousx1101
      @anonymousx1101 4 года назад

      What the hell is the point of vertical slabs!?

    • @anonymousx1101
      @anonymousx1101 4 года назад

      @@unloyal_gacha3763 REALLY!?

  • @theamazingtoast9606
    @theamazingtoast9606 4 года назад +7

    “Diamond is the strongest material”
    1.16: Hold my Update.

  • @kewl_boi8456
    @kewl_boi8456 5 лет назад +259

    Logdotzip : You are not able to Tame/Ride dolphins.
    Also Logdozip : Im pretty sure you can tame and breed dolphins.

    • @strawber3seal_77
      @strawber3seal_77 5 лет назад

      YES I AGREE

    • @rx7tool
      @rx7tool 5 лет назад

      Everyone Heard

    • @pi4313
      @pi4313 5 лет назад

      you make these mistakes when your live streaming not after an edited video!!!

  • @TomTMGTomtheMasterGamer
    @TomTMGTomtheMasterGamer 5 лет назад +155

    Mojang: Anvil's are too expensive to put in blacksmiths because it's 33 iron
    Me: *Casually walks in blacksmith*
    Also me: Get's 10 emeralds, 13 diamonds, and 34 obsidian from 1 chest...

    • @l5098
      @l5098 5 лет назад

      Tom T.M.G [Tom the Master Gamer] If they were to add anvils they can just make them rarer

    • @yungmuney5903
      @yungmuney5903 4 года назад

      Me: *go to caves*
      Also me: *collects around 100 (or more) of iron ore in less than an hour*
      So expensive.

  • @region7rra881
    @region7rra881 5 лет назад +539

    Mojang: we can't add sharks because sharks can kill you in real life
    Polar bears and pandas: why are we here?

    • @SuperT
      @SuperT 5 лет назад +54

      Also, nobody is stupid enough to attempt to kill a shark in real life. And if they try, they’ll die so too bad

    • @dlrtnoon6605
      @dlrtnoon6605 5 лет назад +7

      Except shark poachers

    • @smokeyfishy3010
      @smokeyfishy3010 5 лет назад +16

      @@dlrtnoon6605 those are trained people.... everyone else mostly isnt

    • @pianogal5816
      @pianogal5816 5 лет назад +52

      That's just stupid logic
      Minecraft doesn't take place in the real world so why shouldn't endangered species be added?
      Aren't games supposed to be an escape from reality?

    • @rainmellow0
      @rainmellow0 5 лет назад +34

      It’s not just that reasoning. I remember a while back they confirmed no sharks because it may encourage people to hurt/get hurt by sharks irl. Kinda stupid if you ask me

  • @Rosalina_Wolf
    @Rosalina_Wolf 3 года назад +2

    HOW DARE MC NOT ADD BABY DOLPHINS!!THEYRE TOO CUTE TO NOT ADD

  • @CassidyUnderscore
    @CassidyUnderscore 5 лет назад +137

    Mojang: what would you prefer a new actual Water boss or a hallucination that appears when you don’t sleep?
    People: *HMMMM*

    • @v10py87
      @v10py87 5 лет назад +14

      Water sheep new boss hehe

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 5 лет назад +4

      You say that now but at the time when all the mobs were practically mysteries if you weighed out everything we all knew the phantom would still be the best Candidate for the final vote. Everything else wouldn't seem as cool or necessary.

    • @emailname8624
      @emailname8624 5 лет назад +1

      This is just 4 am at home

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 5 лет назад

      @EraOfCrazy Weirdoez you're about a year too late.

    • @pllskip961
      @pllskip961 5 лет назад +2

      want to waste 4 seconds of your life go to my channel and click the video that is 4 second long

  • @diowobwandowo7260
    @diowobwandowo7260 5 лет назад +378

    me when you said they are not adding vertical slabs:
    say sike right now

    • @veronicabotello4424
      @veronicabotello4424 5 лет назад +1

      No

    • @starrysock
      @starrysock 5 лет назад +11

      they said it was because it would compromise the game's art style, and honestly I kinda agree with them. You look at people who've recreated what a minecraft house might look like with vertical slabs and it really doesn't look like minecraft anymore. With how much horizontal slabs and stairs change things up too I'm honestly kinda surprised we even got those in the first place

    • @chickengamzco7197
      @chickengamzco7197 5 лет назад +3

      same, i was really looking forward to vertical slabs

    • @dustinbenzel8704
      @dustinbenzel8704 5 лет назад +6

      @@starrysock I wouldn't, the game is already block like, if you can't manipulate to have blocks like combined slabs then I think THAT wouldn't look like Minecraft, you can't just have horizontal slabs and not vertical, a cube block is a cube block (you should easily be able to cut that it half, in anyway you choose). Plus I've played mods where you can't stack different slabs just like vanilla, and it's honestly kind of annoying, its even worse that things hover over a slab because you used the bottom half of the block cube instead of the top half, because you can only place it on the top half of the cube block.
      Nothing says stubborn, then not allowing people to use the full breadth of their creativity that would be opened up if vertical slabs were a thing, sometimes you just don't need a full block.
      Although I will say I somewhat can understand about combined slabs not being included (it's annoying but okay), though I do question if it makes sense, considering you can place full blocks on top of each other. How difficult would it really be to combine slabs together?

    • @starrysock
      @starrysock 5 лет назад +1

      @@dustinbenzel8704 Sure people could do a lot with vertical slabs, but they could also do a lot with sloped triangles, higher res textures, curves, even circles. But at what point are those things too wildly different? All of them change the game's art style to some degree, but how much is too much isn't an objective thing like with any piece of art. And since it's subjective, it's entirely up to mojang's discretion since they're the devs. I wouldn't really call that stubborn, they just have a different artistic vision
      Personally I don't really see why they're against combined half slabs though. It honestly seems weirder not to have them be combineable, it's vertical slabs that I'm iffy about

  • @austinrobins2861
    @austinrobins2861 5 лет назад +40

    Vertical Slabs. They would be sooo useful or combining different slabs.

  • @Vetriea
    @Vetriea 4 года назад +5

    I wish they could add grizzly bears honestly, they already have pandas and polar bears, so why not?

  • @greenworm4731
    @greenworm4731 5 лет назад +156

    Theres no point in adding ducks since we already have chickens
    polar bears:...
    pandas:..

    • @alyssasmith4760
      @alyssasmith4760 5 лет назад

      Willow or Aquilla My hahn macaw 😂

    • @acornthehamster1008
      @acornthehamster1008 5 лет назад +4

      good point, but they do have their own uses, polar bears at least give fish when killed, pandas give bamboo when killed, in comparison to ducks giving... uh.. duck meat and feathers? In comparison to chickens giving chicken and feathers, basically the same, but different then the relation of polar bears and pandas.

    • @noria_edits3386
      @noria_edits3386 5 лет назад +4

      Spiders:
      Cave spiders:

    • @greenworm4731
      @greenworm4731 5 лет назад

      Custom Dino Good point but ducks aswell could have a special drop it could be duck feet which would be used as flippers

    • @Speed139
      @Speed139 5 лет назад +1

      They should just add animals for mob diversity

  • @RealSheetGhost
    @RealSheetGhost 5 лет назад +579

    Mojang: this will never happen
    Mods: Well let me introduce myself
    Edit: omg never got this many likes thx

    • @quizz5459
      @quizz5459 5 лет назад +7

      Some of these can be done in bedrock.

    • @sinkingpyramidsofgizainegyp
      @sinkingpyramidsofgizainegyp 5 лет назад +6

      ADDONS: CODINGS ALREADY
      Command Block: Quizzalew YOUR CORRECT JUST COPY AND PASTE COMMANDS
      Addon Creator 1.99: What About me
      EverySingle addon,mod,command,: SHUT UP YOU COST MONEY

    • @swedishstudiosgaming
      @swedishstudiosgaming 5 лет назад +2

      Mods: Have you heard about the plugins;
      Essentials, Worldedit, Worldguard, PromissionsEx & BPromissions?

    • @sporadicchicken9188
      @sporadicchicken9188 5 лет назад +2

      *allow us to introduce ourselves (correct meme)

    • @sunflower2966
      @sunflower2966 5 лет назад +3

      Meliodas: Full Counter

  • @omundodovini3774
    @omundodovini3774 3 года назад +2

    Mojang: No Illager Golems.
    Ravager: I am a joke to you!?

  • @adiemuller9486
    @adiemuller9486 5 лет назад +332

    I kinda like "thirst" because it would remind me to drink water IRL, but would also get annoying... much like irl

    • @KILLERMEXICAN210
      @KILLERMEXICAN210 5 лет назад +10

      Next there will be a breathing where you manually need to breathe not just underwater.

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 5 лет назад

      @@KILLERMEXICAN210 Lol

    • @tectonical5347
      @tectonical5347 5 лет назад +4

      theres a cool mechanic to remind you to drink water irl that is also called thirst

    • @pitaya4151
      @pitaya4151 5 лет назад

      I so much didn't want to run the 256 likes that also happen to be a power of 2 and the max build height.
      But I did. Forgive my sins

    • @leila.z761
      @leila.z761 5 лет назад

      Yeah that water feature is really annoying

  • @wyps3695
    @wyps3695 5 лет назад +510

    *cough*sideways slabs *cough*
    Edit: HOLY CRUD THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES

    • @omgsomeoneactually3926
      @omgsomeoneactually3926 5 лет назад +15

      Thats what ive been saying for yrs now

    • @kellykarvela9441
      @kellykarvela9441 5 лет назад +5

      ??? Sideways.....Slabs??? Wouldn't that just be vertical then?

    • @wyps3695
      @wyps3695 5 лет назад +2

      yes >:|

    • @ggaxaly
      @ggaxaly 5 лет назад +3

      please
      get some cough syrup
      i dislike coughing
      it makes me cringe sksksks
      uhh
      sorry

    • @Nothing-wo9zg
      @Nothing-wo9zg 5 лет назад

      There was vertical slabs before

  • @DuchessOfDoofus
    @DuchessOfDoofus 5 лет назад +75

    but why no combined and vertical slabs. why. why. why. that makes me so sad

  • @grantanimationstudios6067
    @grantanimationstudios6067 4 года назад +2

    Mojang: “ we won’t be adding Sharks as we don’t want people to assume sharks are entirely docile and encouraging people to approach Sharks in real life”
    Mojang: *Adds Bees*

  • @ishrekdaily7990
    @ishrekdaily7990 5 лет назад +502

    Literately Nobody:
    Mojang: Adds Bees

    • @WalkingGold
      @WalkingGold 5 лет назад +4

      Dkjdixhfhhdjdjd I Can’t breathe

    • @wintersnflake
      @wintersnflake 5 лет назад +4

      wow so funny that i can't breath

    • @pancakefoam4192
      @pancakefoam4192 5 лет назад +17

      They add bees but won't add a mineshaft or dungeon update or a shark update *add useless updates*

    • @2011Deathman2011
      @2011Deathman2011 5 лет назад +8

      they added bees to make people aware of their extinction, just like the pandas

    • @WalkingGold
      @WalkingGold 5 лет назад +1

      Nadia Ibrahim I was being sarcastic to tell him How funny he is not😬

  • @endgiver1019
    @endgiver1019 5 лет назад +58

    Me: Can’t find redstone
    Me:kills cow in anger, gets redstone
    STONKS

  • @acaciahooley
    @acaciahooley 4 года назад +105

    “They’re made of Acacia wood so I wouldn’t necessarily call them lovely”
    Me: “Oh...”

  • @omundodovini3774
    @omundodovini3774 10 месяцев назад +4

    8:33 - I came from the Future, after Minecraft Live 2023, to say that *Auto Crafting is Coming to Minecraft,* but in form of a New Block.

  • @johnnybgoode2540
    @johnnybgoode2540 5 лет назад +247

    Damn vertical slabs are so usefull for building ! Shame that Mojang denied it