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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @mr.fizzik
    @mr.fizzik 3 месяца назад +3195

    He became the thing he swore to became

    • @paxymanu
      @paxymanu 3 месяца назад +27

      wait what

    • @GROSSxEDITZ
      @GROSSxEDITZ 3 месяца назад +51

      @@mr.fizzik damn bro, made me shed a tear

    • @Soupshrimpish
      @Soupshrimpish 3 месяца назад +33

      Truly a man of his word… which is literally *BAGAWK BUCK BUCK BAGAWK*

    • @niyomxaymalan9652
      @niyomxaymalan9652 3 месяца назад +16

      It kinda makes sense because lots of the time chikins eat their own egs
      He is reel chikin now

    • @VexTheSigma
      @VexTheSigma 3 месяца назад +9

      You mean
      “He becam the thing he swor to becom”

  • @LemonicStarling
    @LemonicStarling 3 месяца назад +2237

    "you need medicine" "you need religion" "downloading update" daily affirmations

    • @Gacha4Ever10
      @Gacha4Ever10 3 месяца назад +25

      HEY FIREMAN WHAT CAN I DO TO BECOME THE EGG PERSON-
      ‘you need water, you r burning up.’

    • @jutamae7936
      @jutamae7936 3 месяца назад +5

      I would've expected "you need Jesus" from the priest, but then I realized that's kinda christian-normative of me and I shouldn't assume their priest's affiliation /lh

    • @TospikKing
      @TospikKing Месяц назад +1

      ​@@jutamae7936"there is no command called lh"

    • @nitrofueled505
      @nitrofueled505 Месяц назад +2

      @@jutamae7936 yeah preists r more religious and Jesus is more relative to pastors and preachers

    • @charlottekrengel
      @charlottekrengel 12 дней назад

      Me when i come out to ppl 🥲

  • @Freak_Of_Nature124
    @Freak_Of_Nature124 3 месяца назад +2049

    I like the speed this character speaks at

    • @Papyrusliker
      @Papyrusliker 3 месяца назад +26

      Just wait til this guy finds out about 1.25 speed

    • @Freak_Of_Nature124
      @Freak_Of_Nature124 3 месяца назад +26

      @@Papyrusliker But that doesn't hit the same

    • @lukestarkiller1470
      @lukestarkiller1470 3 месяца назад +11

      @@Papyruslikerhe said he LIKES the speed. Why would he want to speed it up?

    • @Papyrusliker
      @Papyrusliker 3 месяца назад +2

      @@lukestarkiller1470 I meant for other videos

    • @lukestarkiller1470
      @lukestarkiller1470 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Papyrusliker but he’s talking about this video, not other videos

  • @kaip310
    @kaip310 3 месяца назад +905

    This is the type of thing Diogenes would do just to make Plato mad

    • @Angry-ginger-cat
      @Angry-ginger-cat 3 месяца назад +34

      Loving this comparison

    • @Ilregard
      @Ilregard 3 месяца назад +48

      "Behold! A chikin!"

    • @jeelibeeli389
      @jeelibeeli389 3 месяца назад +16

      what do i need to do to make this the top comment on this bideo the world needs to see

    • @skinkshamer
      @skinkshamer 3 месяца назад +12

      I believe it'll cost a hefty amount of pigs and a horse

  • @puppidogz2370
    @puppidogz2370 3 месяца назад +1373

    So glad his surgery went well 🙏

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan 3 месяца назад +41

      his CHICKEN surger

    • @puppidogz2370
      @puppidogz2370 3 месяца назад +23

      @@AleTitanyeah!1!! To do eg!

    • @usergm817
      @usergm817 3 месяца назад +10

      Chiken surgey do wel

    • @enzogamerukbr
      @enzogamerukbr 3 месяца назад +3

      Cluk cluk cluk!

    • @LizzieGuay-xx6pn
      @LizzieGuay-xx6pn 3 месяца назад +3

      he chikn serjrury went wel

  • @steevie9423
    @steevie9423 3 месяца назад +1159

    "You need Medcin"
    "You need Relijin"
    "Downloading update"
    What a poet of our time

  • @Papyrusliker
    @Papyrusliker 3 месяца назад +364

    You just gotta have that chikin mentality, Y’know?

  • @stardustgecko
    @stardustgecko 3 месяца назад +191

    "you need medicin"
    "you need relijin"
    "downloading update"
    mandela catalogue in a nutshell

  • @-Wormified-
    @-Wormified- 3 месяца назад +496

    10/10 explanation, I am now a chicken and providing eggs for my master.

    • @darkfire_ninja
      @darkfire_ninja 3 месяца назад +13

      Eggsplanation*

    • @AmiGuitar
      @AmiGuitar 3 месяца назад +10

      You mean egs?

    • @darkfire_ninja
      @darkfire_ninja 3 месяца назад +13

      @@AmiGuitar im sorry, my bad
      Dont cluk cluk cluk at me.

    • @runekongstadlarsen7569
      @runekongstadlarsen7569 3 месяца назад +5

      @@darkfire_ninja you could even say it was a EGGellent EGGsplanation....
      cluck cluck cluck.

    • @darkfire_ninja
      @darkfire_ninja 3 месяца назад +7

      @@runekongstadlarsen7569 you added many EGGstra puns to my EGGstravagant pun. It really was quite EGGtraordinary of you to do so.

  • @Strawberry_Kow
    @Strawberry_Kow 3 месяца назад +345

    Baba gaba school bus. That is Obie-nese for “you are so smart I would be your friend since those chikins won’t.”

    • @Ducc8148
      @Ducc8148 3 месяца назад +19

      ☝️🤓 erm actually it’s Obie-nese for “I am a School Bus”

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 3 месяца назад +36

      @@Ducc8148 Erm, actually, you’re thinking of “babo gaga school bus”. Baba gaba school bus is the correct translation for “you are so smart I would be your friend since those chikins won’t.”

    • @Ducc8148
      @Ducc8148 3 месяца назад +23

      @@midnight4685 ah yes, thank you for informing me of my miscalculation. I will ensure the calculations of my next inquiry will be accurate

    • @Strawberry_Kow
      @Strawberry_Kow 3 месяца назад +22

      @@Ducc8148 I understand why you would make that mistake, it is a very complex language to understand

    • @warmlights-h5g
      @warmlights-h5g 3 месяца назад +2

      99th like

  • @mbtanaka
    @mbtanaka 3 месяца назад +177

    It only costs 3 pigs and a horse Let's go!!!!

  • @GROSSxEDITZ
    @GROSSxEDITZ 3 месяца назад +202

    why does mummy joes skits feel like a fever dream lmao😭

    • @drawhanidraw
      @drawhanidraw 3 месяца назад +6

      He probably got the idea during a fever dream

    • @GROSSxEDITZ
      @GROSSxEDITZ 3 месяца назад +7

      @@drawhanidraw once I drew a rat eating cake while saying “my precious” when I had a fever.

  • @swordaddict5679
    @swordaddict5679 3 месяца назад +57

    Life hack:
    Get chikin surjery.
    Do eg.
    Eet omelet.
    Infinite food supply.

  • @GHØSTED.voices
    @GHØSTED.voices 3 месяца назад +74

    I am SO happy this came out! I was just trying to find out how to be a chicken so that mine can have some more company! :D

  • @Stinkierton
    @Stinkierton 3 месяца назад +39

    1:29 MUMMY JOE I WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU FROM WHAT YOU DID

  • @Ryder_Gorilla_Tag
    @Ryder_Gorilla_Tag 2 месяца назад +18

    That feeling when chicken surgery is tomorrow.

  • @raccooninthatoven
    @raccooninthatoven 3 месяца назад +37

    These little mini stories are so amazing I love them too much…

  • @purplecobra52
    @purplecobra52 2 месяца назад +19

    Doing egg as a metaphor for transitioning, I like it.

  • @rolyatinsonia
    @rolyatinsonia 3 месяца назад +23

    So glad he wasn’t scammed

  • @noobynoob138
    @noobynoob138 3 месяца назад +21

    funny vid. really hope the possible allegories that might be there are supportive and not ridicule

    • @Cebolinhahah
      @Cebolinhahah 3 месяца назад +9

      🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

    • @flareboi
      @flareboi 14 дней назад +7

      i’m pretty sure they’re just silly supportive-in another video, mummy joe mentions preferred pronouns in a cute line like “learning your crush’s preferred pronouns!” as a roast

  • @PapaGeorgeVr
    @PapaGeorgeVr 3 месяца назад +18

    I love the thought of a priest knowing how to lay eggs

    • @recurvestickerdragon
      @recurvestickerdragon 2 месяца назад +1

      That's the thing, none of them know.
      they're trying to "fix" his dysphoria with nothing-answers that boil down to "learn to be more okay with your situation"

    • @PapaGeorgeVr
      @PapaGeorgeVr 2 месяца назад

      @recurvestickerdragon what

  • @spoongodess
    @spoongodess 3 месяца назад +38

    so proud of his transition

  • @Dandysorld
    @Dandysorld 3 месяца назад +27

    Babo gaga chikn. That’s obie-nese for “chicken is a schoolbus”

  • @DapperGhst
    @DapperGhst 3 месяца назад +89

    Ah yes, a precious omelette, as they all are

  • @MazTheMeh16
    @MazTheMeh16 3 месяца назад +43

    0:49 'downloading update' fricking hilarious 😂

  • @levi-young
    @levi-young 3 месяца назад +12

    "you need medicine"
    "you need religion"
    "downloading update"

  • @mothman7430
    @mothman7430 3 месяца назад +14

    i don’t know why but “Preest” was exceptionally funny.

  • @PapaGeorgeVr
    @PapaGeorgeVr 3 месяца назад +23

    No frends
    No egs
    I feel you man 😢

  • @Ranpo-is-Alive
    @Ranpo-is-Alive 3 месяца назад +16

    Thank you mummy Joe for teaching me how to be a chikin, my life has never been so peaceful

  • @MouseEnjoyer
    @MouseEnjoyer 3 месяца назад +62

    this is such a good metaphor, especially with the egg stuff

    • @watermeling8000
      @watermeling8000 3 месяца назад +9

      yes ! i only noticed the metaphor when i saw this comment on mummy joe’s insta story lol

    • @chaoslabj
      @chaoslabj 3 месяца назад +2

      I didn't see any insta story, but I think I understood it regardless...
      Did they come out or something?

    • @quoimafu
      @quoimafu 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@watermeling8000 which one?

    • @Anonymousopposum
      @Anonymousopposum 3 месяца назад +5

      Is metaphor like chikin is 🏳️‍⚧️

  • @paperairplaneo
    @paperairplaneo 3 месяца назад +18

    These chickens just have it too good 😔

  • @KINGKOFFICIAL1
    @KINGKOFFICIAL1 3 месяца назад +22

    This guys impressions are far beyond skill😭😭😭

  • @Freak_Of_Nature124
    @Freak_Of_Nature124 3 месяца назад +44

    1:22 Wait what

  • @ur_fav_syv4nni
    @ur_fav_syv4nni 3 месяца назад +13

    this video made me cluck cluck cluck

  • @carlosfontanez9804
    @carlosfontanez9804 2 месяца назад +2

    "Sometimes I look at my chicken coop and I get so jealous I want to screem"

  • @chocolateaddictedartist5924
    @chocolateaddictedartist5924 3 месяца назад +5

    "YOU WIL DO EG TONITE" 🔥🗣🗣💯

  • @Ducky_ducki
    @Ducky_ducki 3 месяца назад +9

    “all I hear is cluk cluk cluk cluk, which is chicken for hah hah hah hah”

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 3 месяца назад +1

      And it ends with him happy-laughing in chicken.

  • @ChubbyBunny3434
    @ChubbyBunny3434 Месяц назад +6

    1:05 “u will do egg tonight” is the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard ☠️

  • @Bumblebee-qk2mv
    @Bumblebee-qk2mv 3 месяца назад +6

    "No friends, no eggs" 😔

  • @FunForLiterallyNobody
    @FunForLiterallyNobody 2 месяца назад +3

    “DOING EGS” 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @SnakCentral-x9o
    @SnakCentral-x9o 2 месяца назад +2

    Nobody
    Chicken:
    “Nice eg”
    Other chicken:
    “Tanks”

  • @redisokay
    @redisokay 3 месяца назад +14

    His chikn-affirming surgery so cool :3

  • @STOPMOTIONNATION101
    @STOPMOTIONNATION101 3 месяца назад +4

    this is one of your best shorts yet, I've watched it like 10 times

  • @MillieMayberry-g9s
    @MillieMayberry-g9s 3 месяца назад +4

    "Chikin Surjery"

  • @jarimandarijn007
    @jarimandarijn007 3 месяца назад +13

    finally an answer to the question of what came first, the chicken or the egg. I can now definitively say that it's... uhhhhhh... hmmmmm... nvm I still don't get it...

    • @jasperwaters5838
      @jasperwaters5838 3 месяца назад +1

      He had to do eg to become chikin, so clearly eg came first

  • @OliveOilBird
    @OliveOilBird 3 месяца назад +6

    Instructions unclear, now I am egg.

  • @SpecterCartel
    @SpecterCartel 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro silently gave us a life lesson

  • @floraspond666
    @floraspond666 3 месяца назад +3

    Reject humanity, embrace chikin

  • @azuquirtle
    @azuquirtle 3 месяца назад +5

    Peak allegory

  • @TastyPopcornBikapu
    @TastyPopcornBikapu 3 месяца назад +5

    this tutorial was wonderful, i am now a chikin and this is the life

  • @sltrskid
    @sltrskid 3 месяца назад +2

    "you need medicine"
    "you need religion"
    "downloading update"
    modern day shakespeare

  • @Woopsiesss
    @Woopsiesss 3 месяца назад +7

    0:45 this part is hilaorus

  • @Happy_day-NJ
    @Happy_day-NJ 3 месяца назад +15

    Favorite part lol 0:30

    • @Happy_day-NJ
      @Happy_day-NJ 3 месяца назад +1

      How did someone already like my comment?

  • @eppa_the_ape
    @eppa_the_ape 3 месяца назад +5

    as a chicken, I can confirm I hear them talking trash about you every night, even with your egg…making? Skills

    • @jay-notabird
      @jay-notabird 3 месяца назад +1

      Peter the dinosaur has a horse profile picture and is a chikin.... checks out /silly

    • @eppa_the_ape
      @eppa_the_ape 3 месяца назад

      @@jay-notabird yup :)

    • @enzogamerukbr
      @enzogamerukbr 3 месяца назад

      Dey are all transchikinfobes dont lisin to dem

  • @deepfryent
    @deepfryent 3 месяца назад +6

    5 stars, the omelets were very good

  • @gremlinviper6633
    @gremlinviper6633 Месяц назад +1

    This feels like something out of Rayman Origins.

  • @thebearded4427
    @thebearded4427 2 месяца назад +3

    Dude "Copooter" caught me of guard so fucking hard! XD

  • @himalayadeka1393
    @himalayadeka1393 3 месяца назад +3

    Every dream has a meaning
    The dream :

  • @yeahokay...actuallynah
    @yeahokay...actuallynah 3 месяца назад +3

    "doing egs" is my new fave phrase.. or should i say frase 🐔💅

  • @melissaleigh8019
    @melissaleigh8019 3 месяца назад +15

    i am extremely curious to see what joe looks like in real life, like would he be extremely silly? Or would he be extremely normal or overly serious.

    • @smartperson1
      @smartperson1 3 месяца назад +10

      I mean, we know he's ripped…

    • @jonathanbiamdecarvalhosouz3767
      @jonathanbiamdecarvalhosouz3767 3 месяца назад +6

      beh

    • @Noobgalaxies
      @Noobgalaxies 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@smartperson1 why is it that the silliest content creators im subbed to are also the best looking ones

    • @vilukisu
      @vilukisu 11 дней назад

      he looks exactly like he is drawn in these videos.

  • @Ducc8148
    @Ducc8148 3 месяца назад +4

    Another classic by Mummy Joe

  • @Behold_I_am_Egg
    @Behold_I_am_Egg 3 месяца назад

    At least you got me, Mummy Joe. 😂 I loved all of this one except the end, btw. :') I wanted him to raise the lil eggo.

  • @human-y7m
    @human-y7m 3 месяца назад +1

    Wish the other chickens would accept him

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 3 месяца назад +2

    Thank you mummy joe as a woman I now feel blessed to have eg

  • @uberbird
    @uberbird 3 месяца назад +1

    I lost my bird today and I’m devastated, but this video is giving me a smile. Thank you ❤

  • @machthemanic1841
    @machthemanic1841 3 месяца назад +1

    I suspect the surgeon just put an egg in him.

  • @embrixcandray6073
    @embrixcandray6073 3 месяца назад +5

    As someone with pet chickens, I can confirm this is my life and I did eg this morning

  • @ButtonStudiosAnimation
    @ButtonStudiosAnimation 3 месяца назад +7

    Best tutorial ever

  • @poteznymagus3549
    @poteznymagus3549 3 месяца назад +1

    That was so intense that i'm gonna hav a panakatak

  • @DioWorldGoneMad
    @DioWorldGoneMad 3 месяца назад +1

    He invaded my dreams so now I can’t eep a wink- uh i mean.. Cluk Cluk Cluk Cluk Cluk!

  • @Uzi_wanted_urSoul
    @Uzi_wanted_urSoul Месяц назад +1

    This channel gives me carrot vibes.

  • @graciliraptor3990
    @graciliraptor3990 3 месяца назад +2

    Thank god there was a happy ending :D

  • @MyChannel_has_Only1_HAPPYVideo
    @MyChannel_has_Only1_HAPPYVideo 2 месяца назад +4

    Watching this video felt like a challenge with that title… but here I am, proudly joining the ‘What Was I Thinking’ squad

  • @aravaris
    @aravaris 29 дней назад

    the "laffing at me >:(" part keeps making me lose it

  • @aneutralopinion1712
    @aneutralopinion1712 2 месяца назад +2

    I cannot process this video bro

  • @LesbianDrIceberg
    @LesbianDrIceberg 3 месяца назад +1

    ONE NIGHT I WAS TRYING TO GO EEP‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Rhyzom
    @Rhyzom 3 месяца назад

    Never change Joe, your brains are perfect and I love seeing what comes out of it ❤

  • @HowdyAleck.
    @HowdyAleck. 3 месяца назад +1

    Becoming chikin will truly free me from this human vessel, I wanna be a dog no lie.

  • @BatSnakegirl
    @BatSnakegirl 3 месяца назад +1

    I don't remember Chicken Run looking like this

  • @DonGiovanni_
    @DonGiovanni_ 3 месяца назад +1

    this is eldrich horror

  • @Delta132
    @Delta132 2 месяца назад

    This seems like something I would see on adult swim as a kid

  • @promaster424
    @promaster424 3 месяца назад +1

    Finally, a mad experiment that went right!

  • @BlueCheeseBleh
    @BlueCheeseBleh 3 месяца назад +2

    Cannibalism

    • @enzogamerukbr
      @enzogamerukbr 3 месяца назад +3

      Chikin eet theire own eg in real lief

  • @GabrielMuiruri-t1q
    @GabrielMuiruri-t1q Месяц назад +2

    Turning your child into breakfast is insane😢

    • @Wrathful_Banette
      @Wrathful_Banette Месяц назад

      thankfully chickens will still lay eggs even if they arent fertilized and since we dont see the protagonist getting it on with anyone its very very likely there wasnt a baby in there at all :3

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 3 дня назад

      ^ ok then what was cracking open the egg

    • @Wrathful_Banette
      @Wrathful_Banette 3 дня назад

      @ easy the protagonists psionic powers

  • @xxbunnyxgb
    @xxbunnyxgb 3 месяца назад +1

    This was quite the mix of emotions...

  • @Croutonnnnnnnnnnnnn
    @Croutonnnnnnnnnnnnn 3 месяца назад +2

    Cluk cluk cluk cluk cluk

  • @heart3595
    @heart3595 3 месяца назад +6

    Unironically my enby experience

    • @maximumroxishere
      @maximumroxishere 3 месяца назад +6

      Was eating the egg you inevitably laid as an omelette after the species affirming surgery part of it?

    • @Anonymousopposum
      @Anonymousopposum 3 месяца назад +3

      @@maximumroxishere I have no clue if you’re joking or not, but I’m pretty sure that “eating the egg” could signify finally being accepted as a “chicken”, most likely socially.

    • @maximumroxishere
      @maximumroxishere 3 месяца назад +4

      @Anonymousopposum It was on the humor intent, but I'm glad it all turned out well, my sincerest support and congrats!

  • @mammot981
    @mammot981 2 месяца назад +1

    infinite omelette glitch

  • @BradPepperman
    @BradPepperman 3 месяца назад +18

    Where did he get the hat tho? 0:23

    • @wilstevens
      @wilstevens 3 месяца назад +10

      The chicken hat store, 2 egs for 1 hat

    • @e2b265
      @e2b265 3 месяца назад +5

      Ingenuity and grit

  • @idiotobsidian
    @idiotobsidian 3 месяца назад +2

    WAKE UP BABE MOMMY JOE POSTED‼️‼️

  • @SnakeDude.
    @SnakeDude. 3 месяца назад +3

    New mummy joe episode after 2 days?! Yippie!!!

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 3 месяца назад +1

    Praying you get hired for some after school specials

  • @mf23-k4f
    @mf23-k4f 5 дней назад

    I love the voice keep going

  • @betsymani2734
    @betsymani2734 3 месяца назад +1

    Those chickens dont deserve u little boy

  • @itsfreddoheheh
    @itsfreddoheheh 3 месяца назад +1

    i bet dinky p would yippee at his hat

  • @Mia-fy3uo
    @Mia-fy3uo 3 месяца назад

    thank u for another banger

  • @Taos169
    @Taos169 Месяц назад

    Omelette caught me off guard lol

  • @Zero.timelord
    @Zero.timelord 3 месяца назад +4

    Welcome to doing eggs! You do eggs once a month and be in GREAT pain wether or not you want to do eggs 🤷‍♀️ part of the surgery I guess

  • @vvirtualecho6938
    @vvirtualecho6938 3 месяца назад

    i was not ready for such high energy content

  • @DezzWeeZed
    @DezzWeeZed 3 месяца назад +1

    I always wanted to lay an egg