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  • Pakistani Maulana Science theory 😂 | Funny Mulla Science
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  • @ashokverma4770
    @ashokverma4770 5 месяцев назад +52

    मोदीजी ने स्वच्छ भारत अभियान शुरू कर दिया था इसीलिए ये नही आ सका ।

    • @fungame-lt4nc
      @fungame-lt4nc 5 месяцев назад +1

      congress hoti to ye yaha conference kar raha hota.

    • @singhsingh3449
      @singhsingh3449 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@fungame-lt4nc ऐसे काम देशद्रोही आरएसएस के मोदी जैसे देशद्रोही ही कर सकते है।जब बीफ बिर्यानी खाने को दिल किया तो बिन बुलाए किसी की शादी में घुस गए।चुनाव में हार ना जाऊं खुद ही अटैक करवा के आईएसआई को पठानकोट एयरबेस में आमंत्रित करके जांच करा लिया।

  • @kailashsharma1777
    @kailashsharma1777 5 месяцев назад +9

    फिजा खान तेरे कितने है,बच्चों के बारे में पूछ रहा हूं, यारों के बारे में नहीं।😅😅😅

    • @shubhamchaudhary67
      @shubhamchaudhary67 5 месяцев назад +1

      लाहौल विला हकूबात ये क्या पूछ लिया फिजा रांड़ से 🤣🤣

  • @agrawaldinesh6604
    @agrawaldinesh6604 5 месяцев назад +37

    मौलाना साहब तुम तो क्या तुम्हारे पड़पोते का भी भारत मे शादी करने का खवाब कभी पुरे नहीं होगे😂😂 क्युकी मोदी के बाद योगी जी तैयार है तुम्हारी ठुकाई के लिए😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Dixitdutt6558
      @Dixitdutt6558 5 месяцев назад +2

      🙏🏻 जय श्री राम 🙏🏻

    • @shubhamchaudhary67
      @shubhamchaudhary67 5 месяцев назад +1

      जय श्री राम 🙏

  • @rakshakyankee
    @rakshakyankee 5 месяцев назад +21

    Pizza khan should get married to this maulana, what perfect match it would be 😂😂

  • @NativeVsColonial
    @NativeVsColonial 5 месяцев назад +29

    Qu'ran 2:223 "Your wives are a place of sowing of seed for you, so come to your place of cultivation however you wish and put forth [righteousness] for yourselves. And fear Allah and know that you will meet Him. And give good tidings to the believers."

    • @kittyind
      @kittyind 5 месяцев назад +7

      Baby factories courtesy of Maulana

    • @freeonlinemovies8692
      @freeonlinemovies8692 5 месяцев назад

      Allah taleb ko tala laga do😅😅😅

  • @njyala
    @njyala 5 месяцев назад +17

    Moulana Rasoolallah ko follow kar raha hai. 9 ki Haseena, 55 ka kameena, samajh to gaye honge.

  • @narinderrohila1163
    @narinderrohila1163 5 месяцев назад +17

    Pizza khan should marry to this Molana

    • @krantikumar8502
      @krantikumar8502 5 месяцев назад

      FIJA MERA MAAL HAI BHAI LOGO ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @njyala
      @njyala 5 месяцев назад +1

      Lekin Jodi sahi rahegi, ek andha ek kodi, ALLAH milaye jodi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂

    • @krantikumar8502
      @krantikumar8502 5 месяцев назад

      @@njyala BILKUL RAHEGI, YAKIN NA HO TO ASK EVERYONE. ✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽

  • @kshan8711
    @kshan8711 5 месяцев назад +10

    Ye india Mai bhi chal raha hai Ucc lagu hona chiye

  • @DKT720
    @DKT720 5 месяцев назад +8

    हम सरफिरे बिगड़े हुए मौलाना हैं, पढ़ना नहीं हमें, हम तो ना खुलने वाली किताब हैं, हड्डी भी हम हैं और हम ही क़बाब हैं, हम पागल नहीं हैं, भैया, हमारा दिमाग़ ख़राब है, ओसामा या ओबामा, या हो वास्को डा गामा, हम सब को बनाते हैं मामा❗😂🤣

  • @RealEntertainment404
    @RealEntertainment404 5 месяцев назад +8

    Yo Yo Kittu Bhai

  • @ROViLLVlogsUk05
    @ROViLLVlogsUk05 5 месяцев назад +6

    Iska mhu already dhasaa hua hai kittu bhai 😂😂😂 mukka marne pe to gyab hi hojayega 😂😂😂

    • @KittuRao
      @KittuRao  5 месяцев назад +1

      😆😅

  • @nanakssingh4688
    @nanakssingh4688 5 месяцев назад +7

    Dunia m pahla Mulak Bna gia pakistan 🌙🌙🌙 Moon p Bikh magna wala 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rs-sn6hb
    @rs-sn6hb 5 месяцев назад +2

    You're doing good work for people of Hindustan your knowledge guide us 😅😅😅😅

  • @nanakssingh4688
    @nanakssingh4688 5 месяцев назад +2

    ❤ kitu bai g ❤mza aa gia yr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pakistan maszad or madrsa m molvi molna mza lata hai pakistan de Ladkia d sath 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moolaram6461
    @moolaram6461 5 месяцев назад +3

    Aapka video dekh kar khub manoranjan hota hai

  • @obaidahmed6473
    @obaidahmed6473 5 месяцев назад +6

    Pakistan Occupied Kashmir and Gilgit-Baltistan banay ga Hindustan 🇮🇳

    • @KittuRao
      @KittuRao  5 месяцев назад +1

      😊👍

  • @jazzsinghhindustani8787
    @jazzsinghhindustani8787 5 месяцев назад +1

    I listen to your hilarious show every day whilst having my breakfast Kittu Mian💪💪💪🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳😂😂😂😂some times repeat viewing of your old shows🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂😂😂mashallah 😂

  • @lokeshranjan9505
    @lokeshranjan9505 5 месяцев назад +1

    Fiza le Namri utha tangri 😂

  • @hariompatel1199
    @hariompatel1199 5 месяцев назад +2

    मोदी जी ने पाकिस्तान को कटोरा पकड़ा दिया

    • @santprakashsharma3895
      @santprakashsharma3895 4 месяца назад

      साहिब Biryani खाने पाकिस्तान जाने को तरस रहे

  • @anishdwivedi90
    @anishdwivedi90 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yo yo kittu bhai 🙏🙏🙏🙏 thoda jldi jldi video laye ap apke video ka intejar rhta hai 🤣🤣👌👌🙏bharpur intertenment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🥰🥰

  • @BalwinderSingh-i6n
    @BalwinderSingh-i6n 5 месяцев назад +2

    Kittu Rao Ji your very nice Ji 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @proteepolbaruah3388
    @proteepolbaruah3388 5 месяцев назад +1

    YO YO KITTU BHAI... KEEP IT UP YOUR AMAZING WORK... RISE N SHINE KITTU BHAI...

  • @omprakash73
    @omprakash73 5 месяцев назад +3

    This is non violent Gandhiwadi Gazwa.

  • @molidwigs5453
    @molidwigs5453 5 месяцев назад +1

    🕎♎🔯☦🌿👑🎺🔥
    God blessed my friend very good massage

  • @Shivbhakt33S
    @Shivbhakt33S 5 месяцев назад

    Fiza khalifa jaisi bahut mil jaati hai😂😂😂
    Shaaabbbbbbbaaaashhhhhhhhh kittu bro😂😂

  • @lokeshranjan9505
    @lokeshranjan9505 5 месяцев назад

    Ghach Ghach Moulana 😂

  • @nanakssingh4688
    @nanakssingh4688 5 месяцев назад +2

    A molna de ma sestar or bati ke v 5 .5 sadhi ho Rakhi hai a molna d 4 BAAP hi 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NileshGawade-l4h
    @NileshGawade-l4h 4 месяца назад

    Yes this is all mad very mad guy and very funny person to make your day with laughter

  • @manishmasih2589
    @manishmasih2589 5 месяцев назад +2

    Mulana swag😅😅😅

  • @ramshabad6420
    @ramshabad6420 5 месяцев назад

    उम्र सत्तर कि । ख्वाब बहत्तर कि ।

  • @alkawagh9545
    @alkawagh9545 5 месяцев назад +2

    Yo yo kittu baai

  • @ravindraraut3542
    @ravindraraut3542 5 месяцев назад

    Baache hugme ki machine 😂😂😂😂pizza do do katore toh samz aaya, yeh teesra katora tune kaha chupaya 😂😂😂

  • @dineshsuman9939
    @dineshsuman9939 5 месяцев назад +3

    Yo yo kittu bhi

  • @sudarshanadiga6033
    @sudarshanadiga6033 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hi how r you kittu bhai 😊 ...mein bhi achi hoon 😂😂😂😂 ....that was a master piece 👏 🙌 👌

  • @JAIBHAWANI619
    @JAIBHAWANI619 5 месяцев назад

    यो यो किट्टू भाई शर्म तो ऐसी हरकत नहीं करते और शर्म तो ऐसे ने बेंच खाई है,,, जय सियाराम, जय हिन्द, जय भारत, वंदेमातरम ।

  • @rishisrivastava184
    @rishisrivastava184 4 месяца назад

    Superb kittu bhai

  • @Pritamkritan
    @Pritamkritan 5 месяцев назад +1

    Kittu Rao nice voice 🔱👌

  • @manishkarkhur812
    @manishkarkhur812 4 месяца назад

    Wah kittu ji weldone

  • @arabindajena4727
    @arabindajena4727 5 месяцев назад

    Super kittu ji

  • @gunvantkamani2821
    @gunvantkamani2821 5 месяцев назад +4

    Molana ki gadi me break hi nahi hoti

  • @sakootdacca6706
    @sakootdacca6706 5 месяцев назад

    Well said major

  • @KrishanChand-td9wv
    @KrishanChand-td9wv 5 месяцев назад +1

    Fiza.........es waqut Pakistan me modi gi ka khuff.....ye khuff kayam rahe.😅😅😅😅😅

  • @ramtrivedi4575
    @ramtrivedi4575 5 месяцев назад +1

    Adarniya kittu madam aapki aawaj very good hai.

  • @AjeySaxena-du6zv
    @AjeySaxena-du6zv 4 месяца назад +1

    ❤❤❤ very sweet voice & description is ❤❤❤

  • @manishmasih2589
    @manishmasih2589 5 месяцев назад +2

    Kittu Bhai yah vahi mulana hai jise diesel kaha jata hai

    • @KittuRao
      @KittuRao  5 месяцев назад +1

      😊👍

  • @durgathapa2231
    @durgathapa2231 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yo yo Kittu Bhai 🤘❤😅😂.

  • @shambhupanicker2639
    @shambhupanicker2639 5 месяцев назад

    Great video. Love you kittu rao Bro. Keep going Bro..... JAI HIND, JAI BHARAT, BHARAT MATA KI JAY. JAI HO MODIJI......💪

  • @AnilJadhav-v3g
    @AnilJadhav-v3g 5 месяцев назад

    Bacche hagane ki machin 😂😂😂

  • @vinaymahadevmahadev9143
    @vinaymahadevmahadev9143 5 месяцев назад +2

    Heeheeeehehe😂😅😂🤣😂👍🤘🤘is best kitu yoyo 🍫 🌹 🎉🎊love 😘 u from Ludhiana❤ Punjab Bharat gbu🇮🇳

    • @KittuRao
      @KittuRao  5 месяцев назад +1

      😅💞

    • @vinaymahadevmahadev9143
      @vinaymahadevmahadev9143 5 месяцев назад

      @@KittuRao 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 sukriya g 4 reply 🍫yoyo 🤟🤟🤗 kitu

  • @gauravjha8938
    @gauravjha8938 5 месяцев назад +1

    Amit Shah : Aye Safed Kapda…

  • @b.j.nirmalsir8024
    @b.j.nirmalsir8024 5 месяцев назад

    मौलाना बहोत कॉमेडियन है.

  • @munnabhaiya4041
    @munnabhaiya4041 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ye baat se samaj aata hai pakistan ko support to pehle se he congress wale karte Hain isliye ye Maulana itna confidence me hai

  • @rsaraswatikurrey6925
    @rsaraswatikurrey6925 5 месяцев назад +1

    Kittu ji aap ne to is Maulana ka diagnosis kar Diya par iska bawasir ka ilaaz to hamare Sikh regiment hi karegi

    • @KittuRao
      @KittuRao  5 месяцев назад +1

      😅👍

  • @anupamsharma2022
    @anupamsharma2022 5 месяцев назад +1

    @1:18 - Dobara mat bola aise - Mai Bhi Achi hu...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    @2:45 - Hi Hi Hi .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rudrasen4059
    @rudrasen4059 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love u Kittu Bhai❤❤😂😂

  • @BalvirSingh-qz2ts
    @BalvirSingh-qz2ts 5 месяцев назад +1

    ❤Yo yo kittu bhai❤

  • @jamaljames802
    @jamaljames802 Месяц назад

    Asli. Bhai ho

  • @anilkumar-wo6sd
    @anilkumar-wo6sd 4 месяца назад

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    Kittu Rao tum Bhi kitna dhoti ho yaar kam se kam Ladki aur ladka ka khayal rakho Bhai Bahut hasi Aati hai

  • @SmadhukumarSompari-be3my
    @SmadhukumarSompari-be3my 5 месяцев назад

    Yo yo kithu bahi accha hai

  • @Lakash-yi4fl
    @Lakash-yi4fl 5 месяцев назад

    Yo yo kittu bhai ❤️❤️
    Jai hind 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @dilipchoudhary8965
    @dilipchoudhary8965 5 месяцев назад +1

    Lovely kittu ❤👌

  • @mukeshmukesh-kd1id
    @mukeshmukesh-kd1id 4 месяца назад

    मौलाना का एक पैर कबर पर दूसरा पैर केले के छिलके पर

  • @pokhriyalchetna8692
    @pokhriyalchetna8692 5 месяцев назад

    Ghar se school hai bahut dur kyon na pass ke madhrse me bakri se sunnat ki jaye😅😅

  • @krishangoswami8681
    @krishangoswami8681 5 месяцев назад +2

    Jabardast❤❤❤

  • @SurajPradhan-m2m
    @SurajPradhan-m2m 5 месяцев назад

    Yoyo kitu bhai Jai hind 🇮🇳

  • @afriend2177
    @afriend2177 5 месяцев назад

    किट्टू जी का दिन और राते अच्छा जा रहा है

  • @b.j.nirmalsir8024
    @b.j.nirmalsir8024 5 месяцев назад

    भारत के सभी कॉमेडियन फिके है,इस मौलाना के सामने.

  • @few_stray_thoughts
    @few_stray_thoughts 5 месяцев назад +2

    Agar main ladka hoti toh yeh maulana ki le leti 😂

    • @navneetkumarmishra141
      @navneetkumarmishra141 5 месяцев назад +1

      Kya le leti batvo

    • @few_stray_thoughts
      @few_stray_thoughts 5 месяцев назад

      @@navneetkumarmishra141 interview aur kya 🤣🤣🤣

    • @navneetkumarmishra141
      @navneetkumarmishra141 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@few_stray_thoughts OMG sachi tab to Lal topi se date le Lo Miss

    • @navneetkumarmishra141
      @navneetkumarmishra141 5 месяцев назад

      @@few_stray_thoughts vese rahne do nhi to molana tumahri aakho Mai dub jayega 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gmazoomder6145
    @gmazoomder6145 5 месяцев назад +1

    1::58..Modi nahi ayega to yeh log...Hindustan ane lagenge.....aur phir
    Desh ka kya halat karenge....

  • @Dixitdutt6558
    @Dixitdutt6558 5 месяцев назад

    🙏🏻 राधे 💞 राधे 🙏🏻 दीदी
    Yo yo Kittu Bhai 😁

  • @jaishankara4420
    @jaishankara4420 5 месяцев назад

    Naache haagne ki machine😂😂😂😂

  • @shashiranjan9007
    @shashiranjan9007 4 месяца назад

    SUCH A SWEAT VOICE...❤

  • @MituKumar-s4i
    @MituKumar-s4i 5 месяцев назад +1

    Iska Matlab ies jivan mei toh teri Shaadi nahi hogi modi fir aajayega Yogi Ji

  • @MadhavKurani
    @MadhavKurani 5 месяцев назад

    0:33 Itna mat fel😂 😂😂😂

  • @VishalSharma-pf7ki
    @VishalSharma-pf7ki 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ab bhi. Modi hi. Aarhe hai chinta. Mat. Kre. Pakistan

  • @totoraj1010
    @totoraj1010 5 месяцев назад

    मौलाना साहब की एक बीबी का नाम पिज्जा खान है।

  • @BalwinderSingh-i6n
    @BalwinderSingh-i6n 5 месяцев назад

    Very nice video ji

  • @yparadkar
    @yparadkar 5 месяцев назад

    Yoo Yoo kittu bhai

  • @ajaypatil2478
    @ajaypatil2478 5 месяцев назад

    Yo Yo kiitu bhai ♥️😂😂

  • @anilkumar-wo6sd
    @anilkumar-wo6sd 4 месяца назад

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤
    Jai Hind Jai Bharat

  • @liyanitsopoe281
    @liyanitsopoe281 5 месяцев назад

    Fiza Khan was feed by venom instead of milk when she was infant otherwise no human can spread that much venom in 24 hours not even by 1000 king cobras anyway thanks for increasing my oxygen level as always yo yo Kittu Sister,Jay Hind.

  • @ajaykedare4029
    @ajaykedare4029 5 месяцев назад +1

    Jai Ho kittu Rao ❤

  • @PrachandParshuram
    @PrachandParshuram 5 месяцев назад

    Jansankshya J!had👽: Hum 4🤡 hamare 24 👹Thokte Rahoo ! 💩

  • @btmore7636
    @btmore7636 5 месяцев назад +1

    शरम है तो आएगी ना

  • @tirathsingh6142
    @tirathsingh6142 5 месяцев назад +1

    🚩🚩🇮🇳🇮🇳✨️😂😂😂

  • @krantikumar8502
    @krantikumar8502 5 месяцев назад

    JAI SHREE KASHIVISWANATH JI BHAI LOGO KO ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @maheshpanigrahi6215
    @maheshpanigrahi6215 5 месяцев назад

    Yo Yo kittu bhai.......
    Yehi to majhab ki khubsurti he

  • @krantikumar8502
    @krantikumar8502 5 месяцев назад

    ONCE AGAIN MODI JI ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @krantikumar8502
    @krantikumar8502 5 месяцев назад

    EK BAAR FHIR MODI SARKAR ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @myghar4290
    @myghar4290 5 месяцев назад

    Inke age Poltrifarm bi Fail hai

  • @viñâysâñgât
    @viñâysâñgât 5 месяцев назад +1

    kittu bhai❤‍🔥🕉❤‍🔥
    🚩jâi❤shrēē❤râM🚩

    • @KittuRao
      @KittuRao  5 месяцев назад +1

      Jai Shree Ram Ji🙏😊

  • @kailashdevnani3133
    @kailashdevnani3133 5 месяцев назад +1

    Jay shree ram Jay Bharat vandemataram🙏 Jay sanaatan

  • @vincentcardoza2767
    @vincentcardoza2767 5 месяцев назад

    Aasmani khitaab padkhe yeah log jaahil ho rahe hai...

  • @anilkumar-wo6sd
    @anilkumar-wo6sd 4 месяца назад

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤
    Jai jagannath

  • @Dixitdutt6558
    @Dixitdutt6558 5 месяцев назад

    किट्टू भाई कौन सी गाड़ी 😊ली है आप ने 🙄

  • @susilacharya5096
    @susilacharya5096 5 месяцев назад

    Yoo Yoo Kittu Bhai love you ❤

  • @kamaniyakantaratha5891
    @kamaniyakantaratha5891 5 месяцев назад

    Pakistan sarkar ki pran Pakistani army ke haath me hai,iye to keval agent hai army ka

  • @dhananjaygavali1216
    @dhananjaygavali1216 5 месяцев назад

    Kitu rao❤❤

  • @chhindasinghaulakh6815
    @chhindasinghaulakh6815 5 месяцев назад

    Kittu I love your voice & you

  • @manojkumartiwari2696
    @manojkumartiwari2696 5 месяцев назад

    ये मौलाना ठीक कह रहा है Y.M….C…अधिक बच्चे इसीलिए पैदा कर रहे हैं कि दुनिया पर कब्जा कर सकें । T……M….C….😂