GEEGA Attended a Cult Wedding

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @cacam54
    @cacam54 Месяц назад +53

    At first, I was like, "Oh, they're quirky," then, "Oh, it's a cult."

  • @Leonlion0305
    @Leonlion0305 Месяц назад +56

    Love the energy of Grandma and Geega making an alliance, despite the religious difference, to joke about the weird insular community thing.
    Same shirt/hair style/cufflinks thing reminded me of those videos of wives secretly making their husband the same as other husbands to "prank" them.
    Could that be why they look similar? Or is it the cultish community thing secretly spreading by disguising it as a joke, so other men don't feel as weird since "they seen it online" (does feel a little conspiracy, even though I say that myself)
    I definitely got the vibe that the weird wife is doing things that is separating the cousin away from his original family and reducing resistance to move: antagonizing other family members, attempting to remove pets so they can move back more easily, and kind of making acts that lets the cousin having to pick a side if he isn't careful enough with his reaction. NGL reminds me a little of how abusive relationship and cults work.

  • @guilguis4820
    @guilguis4820 Месяц назад +91

    - Geega's cousin literally marries into a cult.
    Geega and her Grandma: "Look at them cufflinks!"

  • @istvanfarkas1660
    @istvanfarkas1660 Месяц назад +23

    If you are wondering "Is this a cult?" Then you already know the answer....

  • @mr.bojangles6111
    @mr.bojangles6111 Месяц назад +153

    A cult. Your cousin married into a cult.

    • @Circ00mspice
      @Circ00mspice Месяц назад +31

      Probably is. This isn't normal Christian behaviour

    • @ElfangorQ7N
      @ElfangorQ7N Месяц назад +14

      @@Circ00mspice I was skeptical about that being the case at first, but it just kept getting worse 💀

    • @blazingCFC
      @blazingCFC Месяц назад +4

      And now the children might become indoctrinated into the cult.

  • @DrukenReaps
    @DrukenReaps Месяц назад +51

    Geega is such a good storyteller! Also this man married into The Village xDD

  • @iron_Will
    @iron_Will Месяц назад +13

    "We wish for this baby's life to be adventurous" could be a nice sentiment, or it could be a *brutal* malediction

  • @robisadev
    @robisadev Месяц назад +57

    John the Baptist baptised Jesus in the river Jordan. Never seen a sea baptism.

    • @yoya.
      @yoya. Месяц назад +8

      The standard for early Christians was running water.

  • @AiSard
    @AiSard Месяц назад +71

    Aww, what a nice bonding moment for you and your grandma, while visiting the local cult

  • @Kyleology
    @Kyleology 9 дней назад +3

    She called the pastor a "priest" 😂

  • @MyKingofdiamonds
    @MyKingofdiamonds Месяц назад +79

    I mean, John the Baptist didn’t use holy water either.

    • @trstmeimadctr
      @trstmeimadctr Месяц назад +9

      When asked the question 'can you bless the ocean' I heard a priest say 'you can baptise water you can see', so technically a priest could baptise all the water between the shore and the horizon

    • @K-dis_Boher
      @K-dis_Boher Месяц назад +3

      I mean, the water was touched by Christ himself, so that's probably the holiest water that has ever holy watered

    • @therat1117
      @therat1117 Месяц назад +6

      John the Baptist very much did bless the waters first. That was very much a thing that he did. It is thought that he was using a specific sacred site on a tributary of the Jordan river, possibly with a constructed pool.

  • @theonlyonealone
    @theonlyonealone Месяц назад +40

    I'm sure majority of the people are already thinking "Cult", but hey, who knows?

  • @autohmae
    @autohmae Месяц назад +16

    I would say: don't run, back away slowly 🙂

  • @rangerpritchard7546
    @rangerpritchard7546 Месяц назад +14

    There is a section of the main line Christian churches that is no-longer recognized as Christian by most standards. A decent chunk of united Methodist clergy no-longer recognize either the bible or tradition as a worthy moral source, and see their role as essentially to provide emotional uplift to their congregation, as well as to elaborate on widely held moral standards. There is a reason to the madness so to speak, but some of these clergy more closely resemble a Buddhist teacher in ideology and action than any christian sect that existed 100+ years ago.

  • @NEETvDetective
    @NEETvDetective Месяц назад +29

    That kid is getting assimilated.

  • @greyzemn9720
    @greyzemn9720 Месяц назад +18

    Same cuffs, same entree, behavior that drives wedges between pre- established relations, people moving back to the same town they're from after leaving.
    Pretty sure that's a cult video in the making fellas.

  • @Jm0417-s
    @Jm0417-s Месяц назад +6

    Lots of protestant religions that have strict dress code. Mennonites, Apostolics, and some types of Pentecostals. The men will all dress alike, and have similar hairstyles, and the same with women. Not only that, but some of them will live in similar homes and drive similar cars. I know that the apostolics that live near me do not socialize with anyone outside of the church. They will speak to people, but do not include them in any social gathering. Also, the church requires a percentage of a family’s earnings, and any major purchases must be approved by the church. To me it’s strange, but I suppose it works for them.

  • @BigBossTussBall
    @BigBossTussBall Месяц назад +15

    As soon as you said "all the same color shirts and dresses" I was like CULT

    • @weiserwolf580
      @weiserwolf580 Месяц назад

      more like: HERETICS!!! bring the holly grenade

  • @Techischannel
    @Techischannel Месяц назад +47

    Technically speaking, ocean water is extremely dilute holy water.

    • @mikoajpietrych6168
      @mikoajpietrych6168 Месяц назад +18

      Homeopathic holy water.

    • @merking4215
      @merking4215 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@mikoajpietrych6168 for a second I thought that said homophobic holy water

    • @Leonlion0305
      @Leonlion0305 Месяц назад +2

      IIRC by one definition, half of the volume of the container must be holy water for the whole container to be holy water. Even with that rounding system, I don't think all of the holy water that ended up in the ocean is half of the total volume. But at this point, the definition of a container is vague.
      Weird question to get oddly specific into.

    • @therat1117
      @therat1117 Месяц назад +3

      @@merking4215 I mean, isn't all Catholic holy water homophobic what with the gay being a sin?

    • @ButtKraken01
      @ButtKraken01 Месяц назад

      By that logic, I guess my own pee is also holy water

  • @Rakungaki
    @Rakungaki Месяц назад +25

    tl;dr Wife is pissy because she wants everything her way and hates HIS family.
    She wants to move in with HER family and go with HER stuff.
    She seems to hate everybody within cousins family, uncles, dads, etc.

  • @ripplecutter233
    @ripplecutter233 6 дней назад

    2:33 “Rise…You have drowned and been returned to us. What is dead can never die.”

  • @cjnf11
    @cjnf11 Месяц назад +10

    We believe in Tom Sawyer and his prophet Mark Twain.

  • @Sasquach1312
    @Sasquach1312 Месяц назад +6

    Seems like the gal makes herself uncomfortable in random situations and then tries to exert control. Complaining about sausage at a cookout or the noise in a bowling alley is someone making problems out of nothing.

  • @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
    @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas Месяц назад +10

    Bowling Ally is the place to be loud. That is some weird behavior.

  • @felisconcolori
    @felisconcolori Месяц назад +6

    Sounds like she was trying to marry him into their umm... social circle. This could be the result of a "study group" that is still looking for growth. And absolute control over the congregated dudebros.

  • @louisrobitaille5810
    @louisrobitaille5810 Месяц назад +4

    14:19 I'm thinking of so many possible "disorders" and one that makes sense a bit is DID. For things to be black and white out of nowhere, it makes sense if it's a different alter in control at that time than all the other times 🤷‍♂️.

  • @chickennuggets-g4z
    @chickennuggets-g4z Месяц назад +1

    That baby was baptized in cypress 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jrockz133t
    @jrockz133t Месяц назад +17

    Meanwhile, when I think child baptism, I think the meme. You know, like "where's the money?" *dunk* ×15

  • @henerylechaffeur4306
    @henerylechaffeur4306 Месяц назад +11

    would a +10 cardinal be able to bless the ocean

    • @Nexus.1203
      @Nexus.1203 Месяц назад +10

      Priest rolled a nat 20 to bless the whole ocean.

  • @7w4Term3lon
    @7w4Term3lon 25 дней назад +2

    normal white person religion holy crap that cracked me up

  • @yoya.
    @yoya. Месяц назад +3

    Not every cult is a high control group

  • @edmg7
    @edmg7 Месяц назад +22

    This is why the biggest factor to consider when choosing a parter isn’t hobbies or looks, it’s values. Get together with someone who has similar values as you.

  • @devilsadvocate22289
    @devilsadvocate22289 Месяц назад +27

    Yeah… I’m with the older sisters. Geega’s cousin’s wife is acting sus AF.

  • @lamMeTV
    @lamMeTV Месяц назад +2

    If the baby doesnt survive the baptism it was weak!

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot Месяц назад +3

    I hope the kid and the dog will be alright...

  • @CommissarMoody1
    @CommissarMoody1 Месяц назад +6

    Best i can think for the same clothing, is that is their sunday "best". For the baptism. But if they dress like that when ever you see them. That would be weird.
    And the rest of the stuff you discribed is also kind of strange.

    • @kjarakravik4837
      @kjarakravik4837 Месяц назад

      But the same dyed hair and same hairstyles? I don't think that has anything to do with their sunday best

  • @robisadev
    @robisadev Месяц назад +3

    Just finished the video, Jesus Christ! I just also finished watching the first episode of Severance and honestly, similar vibes. F*********k!

  • @josepholsen9831
    @josepholsen9831 Месяц назад +2

    They all dress the same, worship the same, live in the same neighborhood (open compound?) well they could be as harmless as Mormons, but if an ATF agent knocks at your door asking about them… Get your kid the hell out of there.

  • @neurobama
    @neurobama Месяц назад +2

    You have to be a little dense to not recognize you are dating a crazy person

  • @TheGreatDayne1983
    @TheGreatDayne1983 Месяц назад +4

    All water is God’s water so all water is holy

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae Месяц назад +11

      That means if you go to the toilet, you are pissing into holy water ?

    • @ahappycactus4332
      @ahappycactus4332 Месяц назад +1

      @@autohmaeyes, but it’s fine because the pee is also holy water

  • @bearpreaching2778
    @bearpreaching2778 2 дня назад

    NIV Genesis 2:24 says, "That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh".
    I could come up with a believable excuse for everything until the end. Feeling such a strong need to be close to your blood relatives that you would abandon your spouse to be closer to them...that's wild.

  • @robisadev
    @robisadev Месяц назад +5

    Tom Sawyer? WTAF?!?!

  • @fetherfulbiped
    @fetherfulbiped Месяц назад +2

    Yeah, that sounds like a cult. The best case scenario would that it's just an extremely heretical Christian denomination, but, you know, if it quacks like a duck...

  • @Spedatr0n
    @Spedatr0n Месяц назад +1

    Crazy stuff

  • @TriChaser
    @TriChaser Месяц назад

    When geega describe baptism, I have dark soul in my mind.
    Also, dang..she sounds like scp.

  • @factorem9327
    @factorem9327 Месяц назад +1

    As a non religious person, this sounds like a based baptism. Who needs the stuffy ultra catholic traditions when you can use it as an excuse for a beach day?

  • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
    @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Месяц назад

    Technically it was Holy Water as all things natural can be considered Holy by most religions

  • @shryko
    @shryko 29 дней назад

    In the bible, no one used "holy water" for baptisms... but that other side is very strange...

  • @DefinitelyNotBender
    @DefinitelyNotBender Месяц назад +3

    Its definitely a cult... or Mormons. Either way its weird.

  • @break6t
    @break6t Месяц назад +4

    “I just- I- I don’t know. The meat. Augh!” Impeccable impression, I know people just like that lol

  • @springer22ddss
    @springer22ddss 25 дней назад

    Sounds like Dutch

  • @progrocker2112
    @progrocker2112 Месяц назад

    Sounds like Unitarian/Universalism.

  • @ANDELE3025
    @ANDELE3025 Месяц назад

    Based Geegs.

  • @Donu_tand
    @Donu_tand Месяц назад

    Was the cousin's wife's family the Armitages perhap?

  • @louisrobitaille5810
    @louisrobitaille5810 Месяц назад

    If god created the oceans, then all the oceans are holy water, no 🧐?

    • @VenerableAncient
      @VenerableAncient Месяц назад

      Fun fact, according to the book of Genesis chapter 1, the oceans and darkness apparently always existed before God even started the creation process.
      “1 In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.”

  • @spungfoo
    @spungfoo Месяц назад +7

    smells like cult shit to me

  • @trashman1605
    @trashman1605 Месяц назад +4

    Don't have kids early yo.

  • @Sufferingzify
    @Sufferingzify Месяц назад

    They could be Anglican or some sort of Orthodox

    • @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
      @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas Месяц назад +2

      Also Lutheran... But all use holy water. So, this pretty wild to me.

    • @sasi5841
      @sasi5841 Месяц назад +6

      No, both of those have strict requirements regarding baptism. The orthodox one is even more strict than catholic one. So this definitely not Lutheran or orthodox

    • @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
      @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas Месяц назад +7

      @@sasi5841 I think it is one of those non demonization protestant offshoots. Because they don't require holy water and tend to do full body dunking.

    • @ElfangorQ7N
      @ElfangorQ7N Месяц назад +2

      @@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas could be Pentecostal, they tend to be more free wheeling and woo woo than other Protestant denominations
      Edit: nevermind, just made it to the clothing description part, Pentecostal congregations don't do that, in fact I've never seen or heard of that happening in any Protestant churches I know of.

    • @Kenionatus
      @Kenionatus Месяц назад

      ​@@ElfangorQ7NThe clothing thing could also just be family tradition/culture.

  • @charactername111
    @charactername111 Месяц назад +2

    it makes me think autism. the sensitivity to sound is a big tell to me. the wide open eyes also seem like a common trait (O-O), the need to seek the comfort of a familiar structured environment (going back to her family), the being in a cult (autistic people are more susceptible to being indoctrinated due to being more gullible) a lot of things line up in my eyes 👀the meat thing might have been because of small differences in the type of meat or the way it was cooked that differs from the way they are comfortable having it

    • @ethanhodges4283
      @ethanhodges4283 Месяц назад +3

      That's not something that would change suddenly. If a sensitivity bothers an autist, it's generally always bothered them unless a major life change happened. For instance, if I am to close to a train, the repetitive clunk-clunk makes me feel angry. It doesn't make sense, but it's always been that way.
      I've known and seen too many cult-lite people, so I know that behavior is a conditioned or unconsciously learned manipulation tactic. Isolating others into their group is natural because their whole group does it. It's sort of like they're trained to do abusive and dishonest things to make their group the only support system so one has to rely on it.
      I've lived in Mississippi and the south, so it's pretty common here. If it takes a few little white lies to get you hooked, it's for your own good and is justified. Also, the crazy eyes are something we're taught to look out for. That's a sign of someone who's eyes are strained from focusing on seeing every little problem they can nitpick and use.
      For autistic people being more susceptible to cults: yes, but it's more so due to being isolated for being different. However, autistic people are more likely to ask questions if something doesn't make logical sense, so a lot of autist get extra attention to keep them in line if they are in a cult. The answer, "because I/the book said so" happens to children like this in Sunday school, and the logical inconsistencies can lead a lot to leave if it isn't beaten out of them.

    • @Force-hiddenmasquerade
      @Force-hiddenmasquerade 28 дней назад +3

      As an autistic person, it doesn’t sound like autism because these reactions wouldn’t come out of nowhere. To me it sounded a bit like manipulation or overly controlling.

  • @vandorb12
    @vandorb12 Месяц назад +5

    Auntie's Grandma is GOATED.

  • @vasiliigulevich9202
    @vasiliigulevich9202 Месяц назад

    Sounds like en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutheranism . I'm disappointed by multiple narrow-minded comments disparaging non-catholic Christianity.

    • @Helania12
      @Helania12 3 дня назад

      The Lutheran Church does not baptize children in the Ocean and the Lutheran church is really strict with how baptism is practiced and none involve de Ocean.