Great song. I can't believe it's been 30+ years since this was released. Where the hell has all the time gone? I was in university when this was out and it was a huge hit here in Australia. There wasn't a party or a nightclub that wasn't playing this to death. Good time to be alive. Plenty of alcohol, music, gorgeous women and the memory of those crazy uni parties will stay with me for the rest of my life. Even though my uni days were stressful, I'd give anything to go back and do it all again! I had a lot of fun.
@Keila Victor Absolutely. In some form of genre, you almost HAVE to love at LEAST one kind. For me personally, my top 3 are classic rock, alt rock, and grunge, respectively.
+the only (survivorofthenet) how about this: 1169 dislikes? hmm.. probably to many people groovin to hard and probably accidently pressed the dislike button.
lol once my parents got donuts for me and my siblings i loved glazed and luckily i managed to have all 3 of the glazed donuts.. the siblings had chocolate _i had to sneak the last glazed donut, because Solid Snake_
Ikr I was opening my bday gifts and my cousin was like "let me see!" And it was something Minecraft and we both like it and I was like saying in my mind "No, you cant touch,this!" Lol
At 40 years old i wish i could say this is the first time ive heard this song....cause as an old man...like a child i would say this song is absolutely legendary! So much love Ty
Legit the hammer time part played one time while I was working on my car (I’m a mechanic) I hit a wrench with my hammer and it came undone as he said hammer time. Most ironic timing that wasn’t on purpose lol
1.They have to play this song in every Candy Stores where there are kids keeping their eyes on candies. OR 2. I have to play this song when I'm eating food next to my friends and when they're keeping their eyes on my food
@@thearyanempire2070 Check out Woodie, Lil Wyno, Big tone, Central Coast Clique, k.i.d.from darkroom familia, Clicka One, Cali Lifestyle, 17Reasons, for bass- DJ Billy E, Ceeonic, miami bass Debonaire, Dynamik Bass System, Egyptian Lover, hope you enjoy has much has I do , Do you have anyone I should check out most appreciated?
Jose Vega ok first off I'm smart and being a nerd isn't a bad thing. Second I'm less than 100lbs because I go to the gym. Do I really need to continue?
PkmariO64 good point. Underground Is still nice tho. Chino XL MC Ren Killah Priest Kool G Rap AZ Locksmith Hood Surgeon K Rino Vinnie Paz KXNG Crooked Rittz Chris Rivers Jughaknots Kool G Rap
In my younger yrs, I got this cassette and a super big boombox for Christmas. I walked around Sacramento blasting Hammer. I later found another copy, but that one had a creepy laughter and woman screaming. I cant quite describe the sounds. I just remember being creeped out cuz it wasn't on my first copy. Haven't found another copy since.
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2021 still listen😁
Me too
yes me too
Same. This song is such a bop.
Fr
👌
Patrick at the jellyfish convention: **touches something**
The Policeman:
😂
😂😂😂 Omg!!
Good one, that should be a meme.
@@albertomartinez8144 too painfully political.
1:57
1:44
I'll never get tired of this song XD
Same
I need to tell you something... can't touch this.
me too bro
@@coberecheck Yeet
Me to
MY MY MY MY MUSIC HITS ME SO HARD MAKES ME SAY OH MY LORD TANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME AND TWO HYPED FEET
@@maddy-1353 I didn’t lol it’s one of my favs lol
nah everybody been knew this song you just seem mad weird now knowing that 💀
@@wuuziyk1848 me?
@@maddy-1353
Bruh everybody know this song dumbass 😭😭
@@maddy-1353
You act like tiktok isnt a social media app and songs arent gonna appear like what 😭
They should play this at museums. Lol
Lol they should! XD
OMG YES
+Zombieslaya336 yussssss
+Zombieslaya336 Oh my god you need a trophie
+Zombieslaya336 yup
*Tries to kill fly with bare hand*
Fly: "Can't touch this."
TrainTrackTrav #can'ttouchthis
TrainTrackTrav my life
LOL
TrainTrackTrav 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great song. I can't believe it's been 30+ years since this was released. Where the hell has all the time gone? I was in university when this was out and it was a huge hit here in Australia. There wasn't a party or a nightclub that wasn't playing this to death. Good time to be alive. Plenty of alcohol, music, gorgeous women and the memory of those crazy uni parties will stay with me for the rest of my life. Even though my uni days were stressful, I'd give anything to go back and do it all again! I had a lot of fun.
🤔
@Keila Victor Absolutely. In some form of genre, you almost HAVE to love at LEAST one kind. For me personally, my top 3 are classic rock, alt rock, and grunge, respectively.
Why do people go to alcohol and sex for happiness? Nothing can fill your heart like Jesus ❤
MY MY MY MY
MUSIC HITS ME SO HARD, MAKES ME SAY "OH MY LORD, THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH A MIND TO RHYME AND TWO HYPED FEET"
IT FEELS GOOD WHEN U KNOW YOURE DOWN A SUPERDOPE HOMEBOY FROM THE OAKTOWN
@@Hi-yv9fj AND IM KNOWN, AS SUCH AND THIS IS A BEAT-UH
THANK YOU
@@yeahnohegottabepregnant741 I TOLD YOU HOMEBOY
@@kittywicknatepo-robinson7179 can’t touch this
When someone says stop I just randomly shout: "HAMMER TIME!"
XD
OMG That's what I did in gym 2 weeks ago and my bff and I just started dancing. Our gym teacher was trying not to smile 😂😂
XDDD
+Lovebunny AJ wel to be fair iff a chance prsents it zelf to say you just gotta do it :P
+Lovebunny AJ Or "Collaborate and listen."
~:~
Me too hahaha
I convinced my father to play this song when he oppened his art gallery xD CAN'T TOUCH DIS
Rachel St-Onge no.
Rachel St-Onge 10/10
Lol
Rachel St-Onge Awesome.
I doubt this actually happened ??????
THIS SONG IS LIKE ACTUALLY SO GOOD 😩😩😩
we all know
Yes
mhm
Yea it’s been good for like ever
Ur 12 years late
This song is just a classic that has so much energy to make a grown man dance 🕺
Did You Know That This Theme Song Fits Well 🤔 Intelligence?
When you're playing tag with your friends-
"Can't touch this~!" *Runs and dances* "Noot noot!"
Solαιre σƒ Astorα YEET
Not not bitch
Believe or not a movie about just that brought me here
The Lazy Man's Guide Is it 'Tag'? Its actually similar to this song lol
2x speed- "we've hit touching levels at a a critical low, sir!"
"That's the point, man!"
when your little cousins come to your house.
That is true
TF2 soilder
😂😂
this always happen
Ooh lol
This is a song that makes you wanna get up and move
Every catchy song makes me want to get up and move
Move.🤸🏻♂️🤸🏻♂️🤸🏻♂️
Yeah
@@eadaoinomalley4966 same 😫
i did
1990: This song is awesome
2000: This song is my jam
2010: This is dope
2020: This song is timeless
2023: No song 🎵 Can Touch This 🎵
What about 2007?
haven't heard this song in YEARS and I have to say, it still holds up very well!
@@AP-eq6fv see? Timeless
Did You Know That This Theme Song Fits Well With 🤔 Intelligence?
💃
They should honestly play this for 24 hours in the Museums
Somebody just copied ur comment dude
xD
@@jeffdelacruz2356 bruh the other person posted their comment *4* years ago
@@kalinajo exactly
stealing comments, i see
Bird box: can't see
Quiet place: cant talk
Hush: cant hear
This song: can't touch this
Actual underrated comment
I can touch this
Nobody Productions nigga that was lame asf
Why is this my favorite comment xD
Weird purple popsicle in mommy's private drawer: can't taste
never gets old, i aprantely love 90's music!
Me Too
Thanks MangaPlus Anime
When you finish cooking a cake and the entire household comes into the kitchen...
Boar Vessel, 600-500 B.C. , Etruscan Ceramic You so get a Like for this! 🤣
LOL i know right
Lol trie
Lol true
So trueeeee lol
This song should be played at museums
Like if you try to touch something they notice you on the cameras and a guard runs up and play's this on his/her phone
sam abraham That would be hilarious if a museum had this song on the artifacts playing through a speaker. LoL
the museums would be the richest of all XD
Imagine the guards just rush up, play the speakers and dance to this because someone tried to touch it...
ctfu
I can touch this.
fuck you chuck norris
ill kick ur ass through the screen
Chuck Norris doubt it :P
Chuck Norris Who are you?
lol i know. But why
Still a great record & at 70, I'm still lovin' it !!
😊
That song reminds me of the music from Super Mario Lost In Space.
@@aaohaynes3153 oh me too... and it also give me shark tale and transformers vibes!
when momma tries to take yo phone
Matilda Powers (whispers* hello is that Jin )
(*whispers* Yes it is Jin.)
oWo OPPAr XD 😂😂😂exacly! you know when my mom tried to take my phone i seid CANT TOCH THIS! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me on PS4
Sis:can i play?
Me: CANT TOUCH THIS
Your sister: Hammer time on the ps4
LOL
Me and my brother have our own ps4's XD
This me but with my lil bro
@@aregprograms this
the perfect song to play when you're the only survivor in team dodgeball
Bruh facts🤣
Objective: Survive
You're the last one, complete the mission
POV: You are the last one in your dodgeball team, *COMPLETE YOUR MISSION*
I have done this far too many times, most were my class of year 10s vs another class of year 11s or 12s. every time I am the only one left
This plays in Gojo's head whenever he's fighting
yup
Oof
CANON
BAHAHAHAHAAH
SEDRFTGYHUJIUHYGTFRD
This plays in Gojo's head whenever he's fighting
this whole time....I thought it was just "cant touch this" not "you cant touch this"
....
bless lyric videos xD
ya right
Sometimes is cant touch this and when its sound difrence is u cant touch this
its Serbian ...
x crazy x chan x {the blogging hobo} Same!
This whole song sounds like a guy trying to touch him
Me: Studying hard to get my college degree.
College: U can't touch this.
I feel ya
Then you can fold it into a little hat and wear it while you are serving fries.
Memories are reminded....thx 4 uploaded !
MC Hammer: Can't touch this.
Rick James: Oh yes I can.
Lol 😆
@@TheeKingRayzor superfreak sampled.
LMAOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who is Rick James?🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@@riley_james6701 the original artist for this theme singing Superfreak, and Hammer sampled it.
When someone tries to take my food
CANT TOUCH THIS
might be an old song but still a good song
Yeah
old but gold
true
purple_ice_pogo291 ..... so true
purple_ice_pogo291. Yep
Who else thinks museums should play this?
The5thkazekage DEFINITELY XD
The5thkazekage YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
The5thkazekage YESSSS
yws
The5thkazekage I nominate this song as the museum national anthem.
What legends are still listening to this after 12 years
This is what they should put this in museums.
English?
The song.
7 years agooo
@@studysapphire1417 it has been a whole 7 years
@@msn-360 yup hiii
All the dislikes are from the people who always get touched
that didnt sound right but true
When your playing football : someone tries to tackle you. Your response: cant touch this
yes oml
Man this song is blowing up now, but I remember listening to it years ago. It’s one of the best 90s rap songs.
When you're in a museum.
lol that's right
Bleach, Naruto, DBZ i watch in school breaks
Randy Marsh SAME!
same!
Randy Marsh Finally someone nows Nortuo
" Bring the Bell, schools back in!!"
nope!! (Corona time)
In most countries schools are open
Corona: aaaw shit
Disinfectant : cant touch
Hahahahaha yes!
Tornado Hockey! ❤️
I subsribed
Dislike? Don't you meant Dis l like?
+Marit niceeee
+the only (survivorofthenet) how about this: 1169 dislikes? hmm.. probably to many people groovin to hard and probably accidently pressed the dislike button.
Marit good one or I liked both of them
+Marit So true
+Marit because they touch dis :D
This song is legendary!
*Oil exists**
America: U can't touch this.
LMAO!
*Alsace-Lorraine exists*
France: U Can't touch this
Omg my Social Studies teacher said we will run out of oil real soon!!! I know thats wrong though teachers got the wrong facts
XD
😂😂😂😂😂
When some one trys to take your phone
tries*
Dancing Lover true
Dancing Lover
my dancing is lovely
no spidget finner
when there's only one doughnut left
rashad brown mine
rashad brown
bubba
lol
once my parents got donuts for me and my siblings
i loved glazed
and luckily i managed to have all 3 of the glazed donuts..
the siblings had chocolate
_i had to sneak the last glazed donut, because Solid Snake_
rashad brown YOU ATE THE FIRST ELEVEN!
knowing this song exists is the only reason i get up in the damn morning
This is seriously funny😂😂😂
Did You Know That This Theme Song Fits Well With 🤔 Intelligence?
When you vaccinate your kids
Me: Can't touch this!
Germs: :'(
*Antivaxxmom123 wants to know your location*
@@ArjackDFT VPN: U can't touch this.
HumbleRoll15 Corona virus: U can't touch this.
@@eliptical7033 you just fucked up the joke
You literally predicted the future we can't touch touch their
GOD this is fun to play with the new Titan emote Ham(mer) It Up. XD
I bet. I didn't buy it unfortunately :(
+Kensei007 same XD my raid crew couldn't stop laughing when I broke this out in the VoG during the Templar fight
Damn right
+CreedofDarkness Please tell me you got a recording of that lmao
+Kensei007 guess im not the only one yelling "stop hammertime" when i go to sunbreaker hammer :P
This song is old school 🔥🔥
Oh my Lord this is so hard.
When you show someone a picture on your phone and they're like "LET ME HOLD IT"
That sounds really dirty...
+Kody Wade lol
Ikr I was opening my bday gifts and my cousin was like "let me see!" And it was something Minecraft and we both like it and I was like saying in my mind "No, you cant touch,this!" Lol
+Josefina Peralta wut
Brady Spano
Wait....you can't understand that?
my chemistry teacher tried dancing to this!! IT WAS FRICKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
U got a video of it 🥴😏😏😏
@@eviemae8778 i wish I did 😂😂
@@TDGAA 😂
Lol😂
Lol if only i was there :(
Even my dad (R.I.P) who hated rap music loved this song...
😓
Sorry for your loss!
My childhood memories relived... I loved this song as a kid
Me Too
when a guy misses every shot in BO2 trying to kill u
when you on s motorcycle in gta 5 and a savage is shooting u
+daniel ochoa 😂😂
Insanity_ had that happen to me he miss every shot while I was running at him with a knife I brought a whole new definition to the word humiliation
I've been the guy missing .... R.I.P Controller :'(
Insanity_ yep
It's Lockdown 2020, you ... can't touch this! No don't touch that, nope... can't touch this!! 😂✝🎶🙋💕 LoL! Thanks!
814 dislikers couldn't touch this... Oh well! I still bop to this in 2015!! ^_^
Same here bruh
Starizmatic & Vybz Kidd Promo Same here dude! So does my boyfriend! Js.
Starizmatic & Vybz Kidd Promo same here!
saaaaaame
If you still listen to this your a legend
Nothing like classic early 90's nostalgia in this day and age....
Omg.... I just realised.... this song is about his music being better than everybody else's...... wow.....
but it is. XD
+T. rexExpert01 superfreak sucks this is the best version
Never
Same
Iron Lightning 😐
They should play this at museums
XD
+Fox- Chan LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lol I get it! xD!
LOL
LMAO
At 40 years old i wish i could say this is the first time ive heard this song....cause as an old man...like a child i would say this song is absolutely legendary!
So much love
Ty
I'm 63 and you are young enough to be my son. You are not old so enjoy life!
99% people > Music
50% people > Museums
1% people > Shark Tale
Edited comment: This song is lit
Meanwhile I'm just here because of Mormon Jesus
very funny, laughed
It’s actually 150%
@very funny, laughed be nice pls :(
Came from Sting commercial
@um, okay How is 150% same as 151%? 😅😅😂😂
When someone tells me this song is bad
Me:STOP!!Hammer time(pulls out sledgehammer)
Chill out triple h
Legit the hammer time part played one time while I was working on my car (I’m a mechanic) I hit a wrench with my hammer and it came undone as he said hammer time. Most ironic timing that wasn’t on purpose lol
Amy Rose approves
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@TaikaJamppa ur racist
XD
When you break someone's ankles
This is the perfect song to make you dance. Also thanks to my dance teacher for picking this song for us to dance to.
Man: What did you touch?
Bumblebee: I told you home boy! U can't touch this!
Me:(trying to hit the fly) fly: cant touch dis
Stop, it's hammer time
🔨 ⏰
AYEEEEEee
so true thats not even funny
@@fluttershy6583 subscribe to me please
1.They have to play this song in every Candy Stores where there are kids keeping their eyes on candies.
OR
2. I have to play this song when I'm eating food next to my friends and when they're keeping their eyes on my food
Love that profile picture
Frankie Carrasquillo thanks man
Jeno Jenny Vincent the second pls.
Dark Phantom The Animatronic hahahaha
CANT TOUCH THIS.
*EATING MY FOOD*
That hit the spot
2018- 2019 anyone?
I’ve got no shame in listing to this.
Here, I remember hearing this song as a little kid
Heyy
This beat is still gonna be relevant in 50 years. It's timeless and universal.
Nopw
ShadowHyena101 yessss
Nobody:
The lyrics in the description:
"Am I a joke to you?"
Me:
Yes a tiny bit cause u SpongeBob!!
Audience:
Hahahahahaha.
Lyrics On Screen: "U Can't touch this."
one of the few covers that could keep up with an original song thats been a masterpiece too
When ur little siblings get happy meals 😀😁😂😃😄
Song: Cant touch this
Me: *Touch*
Song:....Am I a joke to you
Kaptain Communism SO TRUE
GOOD One
Yes
GLORY TO ARZTOTZKA GREATEST COUNTRY
Teacher : so we're handing out home work today
Homework : ;)
Children : can't touch this!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hehe
Lenny
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Lol
Someone: Can i steal this?
Dad: Stop! Hammer time *pulls out gun *
It's funny because M.C Hammer actually stole the beat of "Super Freak" for this song.
@@goldenhydreigon4727 Yeah
a blast from my past
when you bring snacks to school.
me: eating my snacks
kid: (is about to touch them)
me: you can't touch this!
'My little brother try's to punch my head'
Me: U can't tough this.
nice spelling dumbo not like you meant touch not tough
Justin stfu
Lol
@@thearyanempire2070 Check out Woodie, Lil Wyno, Big tone, Central Coast Clique, k.i.d.from darkroom familia, Clicka One, Cali Lifestyle, 17Reasons, for bass- DJ Billy E, Ceeonic, miami bass Debonaire, Dynamik Bass System, Egyptian Lover, hope you enjoy has much has I do , Do you have anyone I should check out most appreciated?
@@justinfinch8130 dumbo? Only 5 year olds say that..
my gym plays this whenever I play dodgeball even my gym teachers "can't touch this"
me too I'm always the one that wins the game
Yeah I am either the guy who wins it or got out the least
Stop lying your prob the nerd that weighs 100 pounds and Gets picked on.
Jose Vega ok first off I'm smart and being a nerd isn't a bad thing. Second I'm less than 100lbs because I go to the gym. Do I really need to continue?
Kevin Lynn true as shit
Una de mis canciones favoritas de cuando era adolescente 😅🤘✌
now STOP ... Hammer time!!! :D
"Can't touch this."
"Touch."
"Do I have to follow you all day?"
Back when rap music was actually pretty decent.
PkmariO64 good point. Underground Is still nice tho.
Chino XL
MC Ren
Killah Priest
Kool G Rap
AZ
Locksmith
Hood Surgeon
K Rino
Vinnie Paz
KXNG Crooked
Rittz
Chris Rivers
Jughaknots
Kool G Rap
PkmariO64 really?
ikr
This isn't Rap...This is Hip hop.
Now it's just 18+ shiz
When people try to touch my hair
Person: Yo hair so bootiful lemme touch it
Me: Can't touch this *dodges*
+Allie Rollins lolololol
+Allie Rollins lolololol
+Allie Rollins Life as a redhead.
+Tatum Butchart lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
+Tatum Butchart you are butt
In my younger yrs, I got this cassette and a super big boombox for Christmas. I walked around Sacramento blasting Hammer. I later found another copy, but that one had a creepy laughter and woman screaming. I cant quite describe the sounds. I just remember being creeped out cuz it wasn't on my first copy. Haven't found another copy since.
now STOP ... Hammer time!!! :D
SamuraiOrochi Thor *
SamuraiOrochi Thor my favorite avenger
When all these comments start with "when"
Thats pretty ironic GUY
When did this happen
Dalyn&Myana's Gaming years ago.
wheb you trynna be ironic on youtube
does anybody else want this song played at their funeral?
haha same here
mee
Just a bunch of sad people and a rapper singing this
The second I jump out of my grave it will start playing.
YAS.
You know what they say, the old songs are the ones that shine.
Who likes in 2020
me
🖐️
Me
Me 😊
Beverly Nicholson like counter = nice
When my younger sibling comes in my room and I start setting boundaries immediately
When you are escaping from police
Me: Cant touch this
Who still listen 2024
*Playing Super Mario Bros.*
*Hammer Bro appears*
Me:S**t..
Hammer Bro:Stop... Hammer TIme
*Game Over*
BryceTehTrainer // BTT same
u cant touch this
best comment i've seen all day
Ll
s**t
Coronavirus: Im going to take over the world!
Yemen : U cant touch this!
This is just a joke
Ramen
Omg
There should be a new song
**Tries to get credit card**
Mum: Can't touch this.
Thank you my brother Rick, I couldn’t have achieved this without your help.
Sincerely,
MCH