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  • @BethanyKay
    @BethanyKay 5 лет назад +30

    LOL!!! "Sex is the sin next to murder until your wedding night when it becomes your divine chore! I'm sure that will be an easy and fun transition for me to make!" Crying laughing. It's insanely sad how exactly true that is.

  • @Teelo_Green
    @Teelo_Green 6 лет назад +69

    "Sounds rough."
    "Just the way God likes it."
    😂😂😂 I'M DYING

  • @KendallW
    @KendallW 6 лет назад +57

    "The Telestial Taco", "The Vagenie in a Bottle"! LOL!

  • @KeithPenrod
    @KeithPenrod 6 лет назад +58

    "Or worse--a woman!" ROFL.

  • @krapincorporated
    @krapincorporated 5 лет назад +10

    Porn never has this many houseplants.

  • @KendallW
    @KendallW 6 лет назад +30

    This is too funny to watch at work. I had to pause it a few times to keep from laughing too hard :)

  • @bryceblankenagel7707
    @bryceblankenagel7707 6 лет назад +7

    You truly knocked this shit outta the park. I'm still reeling. PLEASE keep these coming!

  • @ShaileenandKurt
    @ShaileenandKurt 6 лет назад +37

    What the hell did I just see 😂

  • @cerebralpalsytriumphsstrug7810
    @cerebralpalsytriumphsstrug7810 6 лет назад +23

    Oh my gosh. Too hilarious. Love when “Britney” was doing the hand masturbation motion while “Ian” was doing the facial expressions. That’s was spot on for a guy ( personally speaking ). Lol.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 6 лет назад

      Dude, I WISH any of the faces I make are that interesting lol

  • @GrahamHettinger
    @GrahamHettinger 6 лет назад +8

    I lost it at "Tit for Tat"!
    This is my new favorite channel.

  • @MrEnigma1138
    @MrEnigma1138 6 лет назад +18

    I held to the iron rod and imagined the laying on of hands while I watched this video. Thank you for keeping me on/in the straight and narrow.

  • @sdfotodude
    @sdfotodude 6 лет назад +27

    Mormography at it best.

  • @tylerchristensen1484
    @tylerchristensen1484 6 лет назад +8

    Stroke the shaft of that iron rod! 😂😂😂🤣

  • @mckenziesmith7740
    @mckenziesmith7740 6 лет назад +17

    HELP I AM CRY-LAUGHING AT WORK

  • @dakotamerrill4799
    @dakotamerrill4799 6 лет назад +6

    "hello siblings in zoin" this whole video had me weak from the start lmao

  • @thirdculturdude7502
    @thirdculturdude7502 6 лет назад +9

    Glad to see my favorite series back

  • @cheesetoastieeee
    @cheesetoastieeee 5 лет назад +4

    How did you tongue punch her shoulder without laughing omg 😂

  • @BrettNordquist
    @BrettNordquist 6 лет назад +10

    Thanks for the laugh. That was brilliant.

  • @dIggl3r
    @dIggl3r 6 лет назад +11

    That mighty tongue poking hahaha!

  • @ResoluteDeicide
    @ResoluteDeicide 6 лет назад +14

    Hahaha, demonetised for that last scene I imagine 😂

  • @robpaulson7992
    @robpaulson7992 6 лет назад +12

    Non-consensual morality

  • @rexmobley2760
    @rexmobley2760 6 лет назад +6

    The last 90 seconds... thanks for making me laugh out loud !

  • @narniaknight_9760
    @narniaknight_9760 6 лет назад +6

    Shoulder rubbing = relationship goals

  • @mbrownie22
    @mbrownie22 6 лет назад +11

    Rusty Ballard looks like a shister used car salesman...oh wait....

  • @Cryptosifu
    @Cryptosifu 6 лет назад +9

    Put your shoulder to the will..

  • @nottherealcrystallegionair953
    @nottherealcrystallegionair953 6 лет назад +2

    Rough, that's the way God likes it. Fucking died

  • @ronbryant6384
    @ronbryant6384 6 лет назад +5

    She's got that vacant TBM look down!

  • @drummerboy105133
    @drummerboy105133 6 лет назад +3

    Holy shit that Iron Rod bit had me rolling.. yall are too funny

  • @Jlmalott1
    @Jlmalott1 6 лет назад +1

    I'm positively ROLLING!!!!!!! January 9th, MY HUSBAND AND I, I am a woman, a wife, AND RESIGNED FROM THIS HELL!!!!! Hysterically, and SICKLY SAD!!! Public shaming??? It is others that should be publicly ashamed for their own deeds!!!! And new members out and in EXTREME POVERTY IN OLDER YEARS WITH OUR ADULT CHILDREN ABANDONMENT.
    Anyways thanks for a real much needed laugh out here in the land of the NEWLY RESIGNED AND NOT IN UTAH!!!!

  • @mathematicalmatt
    @mathematicalmatt 6 лет назад +17

    Say it with me.... DEMONITIZED! ... demon-itized.

  • @pj2251
    @pj2251 6 лет назад +9

    Hilarious!! Hilarious!

  • @waderobins07
    @waderobins07 4 года назад +2

    "Age-restricted video (based on Community Guidelines)"
    Seriously? WTF?!

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  4 года назад

      You know I kind of get it. But also BOO!!!!!!!

  • @melgirl50
    @melgirl50 5 лет назад +3

    I was raised Mormon, but didn’t believe in it at all! I definitely feel it is a complete business and a way to control people.

  • @Ryan-bs9qe
    @Ryan-bs9qe 6 лет назад +2

    holy shit... this channel is amazing

  • @risu1982
    @risu1982 3 года назад

    Add this to the list of videos I watched at work before knowing what I was getting into. Lol.

  • @coltenboyd7488
    @coltenboyd7488 6 лет назад +1

    I literally just showed this to everyone at work!!!!

  • @MastonCook_MightyMEC
    @MastonCook_MightyMEC 4 года назад

    You guys are off the F****** rails! I love it so much.

  • @brooke_reiverrose2949
    @brooke_reiverrose2949 4 месяца назад

    Laughing so hard my stomach hurts!!!

  • @mothermovementa
    @mothermovementa 4 года назад

    3:00 the rod😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @briannabelle8815
    @briannabelle8815 6 лет назад +2

    I’m laughing my ass off thanks

  • @nyriekathrynhadnot2015
    @nyriekathrynhadnot2015 5 лет назад +4

    That weird American accent tho....haha

  • @1dodgefamily
    @1dodgefamily 6 лет назад +3

    LOL!
    Holy shit that was so funny! I have tears!

  • @ranicalerp7765
    @ranicalerp7765 3 года назад

    "Tit for tat" OMG!! 😂🤣

  • @chaserock4675
    @chaserock4675 6 лет назад +2

    That was so funny! Loved it. ❤️

  • @user-po5vz4xq7u
    @user-po5vz4xq7u 6 лет назад +2

    This was beautiful

  • @exmodeadpool
    @exmodeadpool 4 года назад

    Where can I get the full version and behind the scenes of the movie?

  • @katherine3719
    @katherine3719 4 года назад

    DUDE ITS LIKE A SWITCH WAS FLIPPED SAM WENT FROM BRITISH TO AMERICAN AND IT WAS SO REAL WHY ARENT MORE PRAISING HER

  • @crashwithkirby6708
    @crashwithkirby6708 Год назад

    Bravo! 10/10 no notes.

  • @monkeytime3169
    @monkeytime3169 4 года назад

    Well, this made my rod straight and narrow 🤣

  • @jha9235
    @jha9235 3 года назад

    Me, wondering why I have a shoulder fetish now

  • @breakingtheicepogo
    @breakingtheicepogo 3 года назад

    OMG I’m dying!!!! You guys are fucking hilarious!

  • @elliotbressloer9845
    @elliotbressloer9845 6 лет назад

    The life styles of what I called the "normal's". They drank coffee and usually a glass of wine at dinner. The women wore beautiful dresses and lipstick. Most women had danced either ballet, tap or ballroom. Both husband's and wife's would go swimming in regular basis. Flower's we're very popular and usually they were given with a bottle of wine or gourmet coffee. I will be blunt with you that the Jews were the opposite. I had a hard time in their culture. Where are grapes? Where are the wall mural's? Susan

  • @elliotbressloer9845
    @elliotbressloer9845 6 лет назад

    I was a teenager I had spread my wing's, I had an exciting trip to San Francisco and Miami. The pulse of the city was alive. Then back to Salt Lake City and Dianne Peck, Granger Peck's wife giving me the young Mormon woman lecture on sex. Having sex is meant ONLY to conceive a pregnancy. She came out and told me she did not like having sex with her husband. O.k. why was I even in this position in the first place? We were on top of the world after San Fran and Miami. The orange blossom's and scent of the salty ocean. The ocean breeze and the palm trees swayed. We were talking about going to real estate school, we knew these two location's real estate would boom. Miami was the perfect time to buy and hold for the long run. I loved Miami. I remember saying Beach front in Melbourne. What iam explaining to you is this VIBRATIONS! I could if created great wealth and rescued my family. Learn about Energy! This is the answer! My exerperiences with Synagogues were the opposite of the great vibes of Miami and San Fran. If this tell's you anything Susan

  • @catholicgirl545
    @catholicgirl545 6 лет назад +2

    random: Sam your accent is so good!!!

  • @nyriekathrynhadnot2015
    @nyriekathrynhadnot2015 5 лет назад +1

    This is so perfect bahahaha

  • @joziejewelz
    @joziejewelz 5 лет назад

    I need for some movie studio to come along and pour a couple million into developing a full length buddy comedy with u two.

  • @noahlee2470
    @noahlee2470 6 лет назад +1

    OH.MY.GOD....

  • @elliotbressloer9845
    @elliotbressloer9845 6 лет назад

    During the early 80's believe or not the catholic's and Greek's had a zest for life. Most women wore beautiful dresses in Miami and dancing was very popular than. The men and women were alive full of happiness. Susan

  • @Ray-xt8ff
    @Ray-xt8ff 4 года назад

    I love these so much lmao A+ yall

  • @elliotbressloer9845
    @elliotbressloer9845 6 лет назад

    You can see and read hundred's of individual and families that are so resentful, unhappy, and bitter. Why? Because the L.D.S church and Synagogues use mind control strategies. Human beings are born to be free and be true to their nature. They have an internal compass that connects to the energy of the universe. We are like wild bird's with natural intelligence. Nature, water and diet are nature's gifts to replenish. Use them that's what they are there for. Susan

  • @aloesecretinc
    @aloesecretinc Год назад

    Ian is soooo dreamy! 😍😍🎉😍

  • @oooohokay
    @oooohokay 5 лет назад

    This is my favorite video of yours hahahaha

  • @elliotbressloer9845
    @elliotbressloer9845 6 лет назад

    Focus, eliminate unnecessary distraction's Boundaries, circles and lines, are essential's. Susan

  • @nebraskamax1476
    @nebraskamax1476 4 года назад

    Uhhhhhh... what the hell did I just watch? (and I know soaking, but what is the Mormon-ish term for poking one's partner in the shoulder with one's tongue? Mormons think of unusual kinks, and that one is new to me.)

  • @petrakakytch4809
    @petrakakytch4809 6 лет назад

    btw on redtube there are channels MormonGirlz and MormonBoyz... and they say they're against pornography...

  • @nyriekathrynhadnot2015
    @nyriekathrynhadnot2015 5 лет назад +1

    I adore you both haha

  • @petrakakytch4809
    @petrakakytch4809 6 лет назад

    FYI, there are channels MormonGirlz and MormonBoyz on pornsites :D

  • @rexmobley2760
    @rexmobley2760 6 лет назад +1

    Home Run !

  • @_KungFuBarbie_
    @_KungFuBarbie_ 5 лет назад

    I didn't know you could make shoulders so sexy wtf. I don't know how I feel about that lol.

  • @UVJ_Scott
    @UVJ_Scott 6 лет назад

    Amazing, fulfilling scripture, almost to the letter...1Ne 8:27

  • @bel5904
    @bel5904 6 лет назад

    No talk about STDs and the increase of HIV cases in women.

  • @aniger818
    @aniger818 6 лет назад +3

    This dude got friend zoned so bad it knocked the Mormon out of him.

  • @lorineilson7529
    @lorineilson7529 6 лет назад +1

    LOL

  • @elliotbressloer9845
    @elliotbressloer9845 6 лет назад

    This video was hilarious the music was awesome. Yes, when your young full of life, Miami was the best climate to be in especially early 80's. Life is precious enjoy it and run from oppression. Listen even the doves are passionate while they are mating. They chase each other than groom each other. The final act is full of life and noisey. Susan

  • @elliotbressloer9845
    @elliotbressloer9845 6 лет назад

    I would of been better off going with friend's with common goal's. Good diet and extention's are key. Susan

  • @bel5904
    @bel5904 6 лет назад +1

    Please protect yourself - In early 1968, a 15-year-old black teenager named Robert Rayford admitted himself to City Hospital in St. Louis, Missouri. His legs and genitals were covered in warts and sores. He also had severe swelling of the testicles and pelvic region, which later spread to his legs, causing a misdiagnosis of lymphedema. He had grown thin and pale and suffered from shortness of breath. Rayford told the doctors that he had experienced these symptoms since at least late 1966. Tests discovered a severe chlamydia infection which had, unusually, spread throughout his body. Rayford declined a rectal examination request from hospital personnel,[3] and was described as uncommunicative and withdrawn. Doctors treating Rayford suspected that he was homosexual or bisexual and had engaged in receptive anal intercourse. Eventually, he was moved to Barnes Hospital.
    In late 1968 Rayford's condition seemed to have stabilized, but by March 1969 his symptoms reappeared and had worsened. He had increased difficulty breathing, and his white blood cell count had plummeted. The doctors found that his immune system was dysfunctional. He developed a fever and died of pneumonia at 11:20 pm on May 15, 1969. A study published in 1988 found the presence of antibodies against HIV.

    • @lindaraterink6451
      @lindaraterink6451 5 лет назад +1

      Therefore condoms and std-tests every so often. If you have an active sexlife.

  • @saltiesophie9035
    @saltiesophie9035 5 лет назад

    What did I just watch

  • @WilliamBrown-ds8nn
    @WilliamBrown-ds8nn 6 лет назад

    Kot Dammit release Brigham Young Rap already then John Taylor!

  • @Hanleia1
    @Hanleia1 5 лет назад

    sounds rough. Just the way God likes it. Ha Ha Ha

  • @ianharris3502
    @ianharris3502 6 лет назад

    Nice pseudonym 😂

  • @Inkadove
    @Inkadove 6 лет назад

    Consistent quality videos?Are you guys trying to get more subscribers - because this is how you get more subscribers.

  • @OKay-lu8jq
    @OKay-lu8jq 4 года назад

    sorry...but the fuck??

  • @morondefender84
    @morondefender84 6 лет назад +3

    It's really uncool that you are trying to tear down my faith in the spiritual benefits of consuming pornography. Typical anti-christs always trying to tear down that which is holy.

  • @ianharris3502
    @ianharris3502 6 лет назад

    Nice pseudonym 😂