Best bijuu lines: "Clawing at her dookie" "Heres santa claus breaking this womans neck" "Ooh i wanna see da booty" "He not twerking, WHY HE NOT TWERKING!?" "I thought he slapped me rn idk what that noise was" "Oh you looking for a crack too?? *ILL GIVE YOU SOME CRACKS* !!" "Is she super sayan money?? Shes gone super gucci sayan!!" "help me i REALLY REALLY wanna become a breif case!" "Oh no dont show me washing machines. dont. Dont. No- No..im getting viet nom flashbacks!" "Oh no were gonna track lily this was a big mistake." "I saw cheeks...and i feel like im being false advertised right here." "SHE STUCK HER HEAD IN A SEWER!" "Ive never washed my hair! I NEVER LEARNED!" "Were gonna do some clapping? *im refraining from saying a certain thing* " "im married! IM MARRIED!" "Im gonna go fart in the pool." "I wanted twerking!" Yay one minute early
no one:
The people in this game doing ordinary spa stuff: Ahh~ aHh
@Sheila Fankhauser idk man, but it made me ✨uncomfy✨
*cough* Nekomaru doing the massage on Akane *cough*
😐...
@Sheila Fankhauser yep.....i know that for a fact......
sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shojo👻na💅🏻 no ✨ bökù 🌸 wâ 🧚 yariçhiñ 🤴 bįcchī 😾 ńo 😩 osû
Mike: That wasn't satisfying, that was a lie
Kokichi: It's a lie!
He’s a Kokichi kinnie now 😶
Uso dayo!
Uso dayo!! XD
Map of the Soul 7 💜
ARMY WASSUP 👁👄👁😝😝💜💜💜
No one:
Bijuu: Look it’s Santa breaking this woman’s neck!
lolllll
Lawl
LMAOO
Cursed comment
XD
“Do hairs usually grow on your eyelids!? That doesn’t sound normal.” Eyelashes: Am I a joke to you?
lol so true
Customer: literally snaps neck
Also customer: Hey!
Mike: do hairs grow on your eyelids normally??
Eyelashes: *nervous sweating*
The fact I started reading this as soon as he said it-
Why u sweating...?
Lol😂😂😂
We’re all going to hell
I-
Nobody:
The people in the game: *MMmMmMmMmM.*
They're just thinking about pizza rolls, *they're not being weird*
Cracks arm AAAAH
mMmMMmMMMMMM
AhHhHhHhhhHh~
It’s more like ahhhhh~
There’s nothing I like to see more then watching mike play cursed games.
I agree
Same
ikr
Same
Same ngl
DOES HAIR GROW ON EYELIDS? THATS WEIRRDD
eyelashes: are u serious
@Mikaela Dalin ikr
I don't even have eyelashes lmao
“Looks like those people who don’t set their profile pictures”
Me:
Me be like I’m done nope
Dang-
Ouch-
*cough cough*
Oof.
“She’s gone Gucci super saiyan”
So, she’s Byakuya
So she's bulma
🤑🤣
So, she’s rich
@@pogget5523 maiu
She's Byakuya and Kiyotaka - Takaya
Bijuu: literally breaking some dude’s fingers
The dude: jokes on u I’m into that shit
Lol
No sweArInG
XD
@@just.kaisey bet -insert swear words-
why did it sound like he was moaning when he got his arms cracked- I would be sat there like in complete silence.
And i quote AAAH
Frlll.
Him: aAaAh~
Me: ._.
Him: 😀
AHHHH
If you crack my hand I kick you in the no no square because heck no
I would be screaming cuz ya know crack
Me: cracks his arm
Him: uuugh~
Me: 👁️👄👁️
1:21 the original winning face
Lol
XD
WINNING SMILE
HE’S A WINNER!!!
Only Roblox players can understand
Mike: Do hairs grow out of your eyelids normally? I don’t think that’s normal
Eyelashes:
LOOL
Eyelashes:
*am I a joke to you?*
i was gunna put this comment but everyone would think i copied u
I have no eyelashes as I am a cartoon
@@w1nter0rchid lol
it’s even more cursed than kokichi’s sprites.
Lol
•👄•
on top of that, its more cursed than MIU'S sprites too
@@zanecreed F A C T S
Hah!
“I’m quitting”
“I’m farting in the pool”
@Реасhу RE emoji lord
@@therandomshow1265 Y E S UuU
@@leafoo8210 UwU notices emoji*
@@therandomshow1265 wha- xD (cOuOc)
😩🖐🔪 limme kill that ad
"Okay so she's applying some hulk cosplay"
The girl:I want for christmas is my neck will broke
Santa:sure **breaks neck**
I saw this ad today while playing bitlife.
Yes
I see the ad everywhere
Fr be like booty power
Haha, me too!
@@miymiss wait really? i just saw it today.
Nothing like a red haired woman twerking.
Omg, I keep making Danganronpa comments but
*M a h i r u*
@@pogget5523 lmao
Hot dog
Just said something random lel
i thought of Mahiru whyyyyyy?
@@pogget5523 STOP IT BEST GIRL WOULD NEVER 😨
“IM NOT SATISFIED >:(“
*hamilton time* you will never be satisfied
Hello Elizabeth Afton :)
*As a Hamilton fan I agree*
@@kaibb Same
Hiiii Elizabeth
his face is the roblox winning smile
*Gets stabbed in the eye*
“Oh no.”
70th liker 😎
@@nezuko72 75th >:)
The first thing I thought of was the
"Oh no!"
"Anyway-"
Meme😂
@@vince.z1p 98th
109th liker ➖〰️➖
"HELP I WANNA BE A BRIEF CASE!"
Me:
Well just jump in and ask somebody to zip you
No they legit wanna be made into a briefcase
Hulk smashhh
e y e s o c k e t = H O P E
*breaks his neck*
“Hey.”
I don’t wanna be like those people who are like; “thx for the heart!” But....
Thanks
Lol that made me laugh so hard
0:02 hahaahahahha
*I hope that neck gets broken!*
Lol
My friend: Don't worry, the horror movie isn't that scary
The horror movie:
;-;
@@FemkeIo the sounds are so weird XD
LOL
XD HA
Meepo
1:20 imagine the regular show theme here😂
What he said:
"She was the premium"
What I heard
"Trees are made of spoon"
Hajahahahahahalloloolololidontknowwhyidontknowhowidontknowhowtodospacehahahahaha
Y e s
V e r y
P o g
@@melinaespaldon5924 r/Ihadastroke
Same
LMAO THATS POGGERS XD
Me: *gets game*
Girl: “Mhhh..”
Me: *un-installs*
Bijuu: *gets game*
Me: “My lord-“
lots of likes, no reply??
@@dreamyscore5412 true
I got that ad and I wanted to bleach my eyes
Haha
Here's some free Clorox
Someone liked when I did-
Me to omg
What you guys talking about
this game is so cursed man, it's like trying to make a asmr game or something but it's just cringe
The part when he said: "this hand breaking this womens face"
Me: already LMFAOOOOO
Bijuu Mike: That was a lie
Kokichi: 😃
@Natasha Walters ????????
@@duckythething1885 How do you not get that-
@@foridaparvin334 i don't think they watch danganronpa
@@BLDYBBYSHTZ Yeah I can see that 😅
(I don't mean it in a rude way by the way)
As that one fish from the first spongebob movie said whenever king Neptune takes off his crown to reveal that he is in fact bald: " *MY EYES* "
I still remember that xD
Name: Bijuu Mike
Ultimate: Salad
Ultimate Punishment: Cursed Ads
😭✋
ultimate punishment should be sitting on a washing machine that increasingly gets faster every time he blinks while watching cursed ads
@@capri6541 perfect
Hdbxjfjsbibdjcbxihijbajfhjvsijjajhqowojchjvxjcujavxjfjkjshcjbjxhdup2uexvsxhisjdlgjveohcakg2o2gowdcjfcjeqcjqejezoe1hvxoshpwuvzoUvud2ogxoagxoegxuavxotsixepcsouclsjcqojcquoduchoh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣❇🤣❇🤣❇❇🤣🍡👍🤣👍🤣👍👎🤣👍🤣❇🍡👍🍡🤣🤣👍🤣👍🤣👍👍🤣👍🤣👍🤣👍👍🤣🤣❇🤣👏🤣👏👏🤣❇🤣❇🍡🤣👌🤣👌🤣👌🤣👌👌🤣❤❤🤣👌🤣👌🤣👌
*Mike playing this game:* **game makes weird sus noises**
*His wife in the other room:* "MIKE!? TF YOU DOIN OVER THERE!?!?-"
9:10 When ur school picture gets taken at puberty
No one:
Bijuu: ¨She stuck her head in a sewer!¨
No replies eh?
@@olivialolipopzchan3198 Nope!
@@crematedthoughts8139 Well i guess i have to make the amount of replies
@@olivialolipopzchan3198 XD
@@crematedthoughts8139 so we talkin' until this gets replies??
“You know what i feel like doing today BURNING THE RETINAS IN MY EYE SOCKETS” -bijuu mike 2021
Damn youtube is drunk 3 comments lol
@@khaledeldady3590 I’m personally annoyed that i couldn’t screenshot that with the captions.
@@johnhill1034 R.I.P
No one like the comment it’s on 69
Game(people): *moans*
Me: *HENTAI* *GET OUT OF THE STORE*
Why google let you say it
@@steve3218 idkwhybutuhye,alsoidontknowhowtodospaceokay!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
@@steve3218 hi monokuma
@@melinaespaldon5924 b r u h
I just saw the thumbnail and thought: “No....Yeah....I’m clicking it.”
Should I be scared for you?
I'm right with you Spookeez lol
I’ve seen that ad so many times i was intriuged
bijuu mike : "do hair grow on your eyelids?"
eyelashes : "Am I a joke to you?"
4:35 She dove into the schools paint supply.
YOU GOT A HEART FROM BIJUU!!
*BE GREATFUL* !!!!!
@@primsbee8225 I know i'm so happy.
No one:
Straight Tik Tok: 0:19
Fact's
“Satisfying” noises... I don’t think those are so satisfying
I absolutely HATE the sound of bones cracking.
True.
"Mhmm...agHhh"
Ma'am, this is a spa.
“here’s santa breaking someone’s neck”
*when the imposter sus*
No one:
Bijuu: Wasn't even satisfying. She didn't even die!!!!!
MiNa?!?!?!?!?! OoO
Nobody:
Mike: I’m gonna go fart in the pool
BHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@@adampettle6784 :)
Ad: "man this game is boring, isn't there any good game out there that's free?"
Mike: " *N O !* "
Also mike: sakura school simulator!
1:17 gave me cramps... i dunno why... from laughing so hard?
"Hey you stab my eyeball"
mike was like in mind:THATS WHAT YOU GET
Me:...
Mike: “Let’s give her the Final Destination treatment”
Me, a fan of horror movies: I see you’re a man of culture as well
Me a huge fan of the final destination series :I see YOUR a man of culture as well
Hahahahaarthatsfunnyahhahaha
it's my favorite death within the movie, I had to pause to read the comments when I heard it
Quote Dr. Farmsworth: “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”
"It wasn't even satisfying, she didn't even die"
M...Michael? 👁️
👄👁️
3:01 LMFAOOO CLAWIN AT HER DOOKIE 💩🤏🏼
No one...
Really, no one....
Me: **Dying of laughter in the middle of the night**
There’s nothing better than watching Bijuu Mike playing cursed games 😂
Lol 🤣 imao true
*Mike:* I am NOT satisfied I LIED
oh boy he came back
*IT'S A LIE!*
Nehehee
@@bfig2159 hi I’m a child can you shoot me
S Ø F A . too late I already consumed your soul
@@pogget5523 ah, well heck.
Alternate Title: watching people breathe out loud really weirdly and just cracking their body parts.
1:17 his editor is highly underrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣.
*"Dont look at me"*
**Stares at facecam**
Me : Gg boy because imma stare at you forever
*“Are you serious?!* *Right in front of my*
*S A L A D?!!”*
*BIJUU STAHP TOTURING YOURSELF WITH GAMES!!!*
(cries in kaito)
Oml his execution had so many twist i was like- idk anymore oml
*cries in miu and kokichi*
Let's call that first guy bladi's awkward cousin
0:42 Me: seeing weird things you never wanted to see
Also Me: I'm late
The game: * insert sauna *
Me: * gets flashbacks from danganronpa and mondo and taka in the sauna * o-o ummmmm
dont u just love cursed games?
especially when bijuu mike plays them 😌
Title: I found the most cursed game
Me: I found the most cursed ad one minute ago how ironic
But to be honest this game is WAY more cursed then the ad I saw :/
The fact that notifications actually worked for me for once surprises me
Mike: ‘Are we slapping some cheeks?’
Me: *w h e e z e*
We should start a go fund me to pay for Bijuu Mike’s eye surgery after seeing this. his eyes are too burned from this game.
Best bijuu lines:
"Clawing at her dookie"
"Heres santa claus breaking this womans neck"
"Ooh i wanna see da booty"
"He not twerking, WHY HE NOT TWERKING!?"
"I thought he slapped me rn idk what that noise was"
"Oh you looking for a crack too?? *ILL GIVE YOU SOME CRACKS* !!"
"Is she super sayan money?? Shes gone super gucci sayan!!"
"help me i REALLY REALLY wanna become a breif case!"
"Oh no dont show me washing machines. dont. Dont. No- No..im getting viet nom flashbacks!"
"Oh no were gonna track lily this was a big mistake."
"I saw cheeks...and i feel like im being false advertised right here."
"SHE STUCK HER HEAD IN A SEWER!"
"Ive never washed my hair! I NEVER LEARNED!"
"Were gonna do some clapping? *im refraining from saying a certain thing* "
"im married! IM MARRIED!"
"Im gonna go fart in the pool."
"I wanted twerking!"
Yay one minute early
lol
Spa master: *exists*
Bijuu: "Right in front of my salad?!?"
*SALAD COVER YOUR EYES*
Lol
Lol
Whoa you again
Ad: *I'm real*
Me: *has stroke and laugh so hard near pisses pants*
Bijuu Mike: **calls the hulk lady a robot **
Me: Is that a robophobic remark?! 🧿👄🧿
Pov: your the spa master
Everyone says "agghhh"
When you slowed down the video
It voice like b**d sorry about that but its funny
Nobody: ...
Me: ;-; why is my life like this
bijuu: bro dont look at me while i do this, you're making this awkward
Guys is anyone else here literally nobody? Cuz theres no views and 160 likes-
I think the views only count if you finish the video or something idk maybe that’s why-
“You looking for some cracks too ? I’ll give you some cracks”
-Bijuu Mike, 2021
6:17 people who smashed the like button be like: bijuuuuuu where’s my ad!!!!
I haven’t watched Micheal in 3 years and I come back to this what have I missed
A lot of cursed stuff.
all Danganronpa games
A lot of yansim
And a lot of cursed things
Mike: Why don't they give me guys?
Also mike: *kills the next male customer*
apps then: cut the rope, angry birds, crash of clans, etc
apps now: *mAKE mY bOotY bIgGeR pLz*
I loved cut the rope
1:17 I just love it when Mike stops talking 😂😂😂
Wassup "Senpai"
Mike: Clapping? I’m refraining from saying a certain thing.
Me: Understandable, have a nice day.
that one guy in the back of the class when its quiet: 1:17
What’s the song he used I’ve heard it before but idk the name ?
@Natasha Walters the song bijuu put when the guy got his arm cracked 1:17
Am I supposed to be asleep? Yes. Will I sleep? No.
chihiro 🤨?
4:15 hey my Gma has that game, it’s called Lily’s garden and she’s on day 57 and level 2500-3000
Bijuu Mike: pride bad
Me: I’m bi..does that mean I’m bad?..
No my bi sister, we ain't bad, just indecisive
Thx you :0
Ofc
Me: ... dude YOU NEED THAT GUY NEEDS JESUS
My brain: I love watching bijuu mike playing cursed games U-U
That thumbnail gonna make me act up 😩🔫
that's a water gun
Shyye the floor is made out of floor 🤷♀️
CONNOR.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
my retinas burn every time I look at myself lmaooo
Gon: *exists*
Hisoka: 1:17
bro realy enjoyed that "massage"
I saw this a few months ago I DIDNT WANT IT TO COME BACK