@@Krymms The one shaped like an L if you put your hand out. with your index finger pointing up and your tumb in a 90 degree angle. Incidentally it's the first letter of what smarty is. nah joking, but damn is he making my hair turn grey sometimes. I'm not even related to him, the heck smarty.
Dead enough the dragon balls couldn't bring him back. Dead enough even a necromancer would have nothing to work with. Remember that unfortunate dead gentleman Logan Paul laughed at in the forest? More alive that Smarty.
If John is dead to you, you can always put him in your yard for Halloween. Kids love skeletons, and you could use him as a prop for Christmas as well. John’s dead body has a lot of practical and money saving uses.
He'd prolly be like one of those dead guys that although dead have an ongoing quirky relationship with gravity and physics where they'll fall, lean on or get snagged on buttons, switches, levers and gas pedals. ...don't ask me how I know this
Have him hold the candy bowl! Thanksgiving is right around the corner, use your Smarty to hold the turkey, hold open the door. He's super multifunctional! Order now and we throw in a FREE angry Chilled screaming at him!
I'm so glad you opened up with that clip. I'm so sorry about it but it felt so good! Also that double arrow on me. you didn't just kill me, you annihilated me!
@@kittykat5797 I mean I do have recordings on my end, but they have no commentary so I feel it wouldn't be great to watch compared to watching the matches on the derps channels.
I mean if Smarty manages to do the Shellshock equivalent of winning Monopoly through sheer luck. I don’t think he would need a nuclear death strike. YET
Every time smarty is in a video I end up wanting to slam my head against a wall in frustration. I usually just close the video half way through at this point.
An entire video dedicated to the fuck up that is teh Smarty. That's something I needed in my life. I wish I had my own smarty. A lovable, goofy Doofus with a completely ironic name. Never change john never change.
AI is a preprogrammed set of parameters on what to do in a givin situation though. Unless it’s programmed to randomly chooses in an equal situation it will take the same choice 100% of the time. A person with a brain who can learn from their mistakes is a different situation entirely. Unless smarty actually is a poorly written program which at this point I’m not willing to rule out that possibility
You see, there is this thing called IQ. And when your IQ is low, you have trouble learning. Smarty in the meanwhile, he seems to have his in the negatives.
You just got to love Smarty. His foolishness has no bounds and he does it so innocently. Which makes this a great video, even better with the music you've edited into. Keep more coming, please. :D
I don't often get anxious, but Smarty just brings it out from me. Like the time he kept shooting you in Mario Kart when you were in the same team. Which is 80% of the time you were on the same team.
And you would think that after triple digit number of Mario Kart 8 [including Deluxe], however many Shellshock Games, and the countless other Team Enabled Games they've played, that he NEEDS to pay extra attention. Cause I know that he has a short attention span (iirc), but for f**k sake, this is a candidate of a perfect example of a showcase of Smarty/John Page NOT PAYING ANY ATTENTION AT ALL WHEN HE SHOULD BE. "Go Left, left, LEFT, SO FAR LEFT" *Proceeds to move right* John to Chilled *LAG* "I moved here before you did, so you moved onto me" ...... WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MOVE PAST/CROSS OVER AN ALLY WITHOUT TALKING TO THEM FIRST. *2X Above Ze, Ze doesn't move.... John MOVES RIGHT ON TOP OF ZE*
I think John actually installed what is called Chilled lock on technology for his tank as a whole. That is why he does so well when he is on the opposite team from chilled.
2:50 Chilled: I so wish murder was legal. I would be so happy. Smarty: No you wouldn't, cuz then you'd be sitting in jail. ...but that's the point of it being legal though
Even years later, it's nice to see somethings never change. I wonder if Smarty is doing this because he loves the content this kind of thing generates or if he just really is that absentminded. It concerns me and I'm pretty certain games like this have given Chilled several gray hairs.
Smarty is like the Danica Patrick of video gaming: any time they're involved, it's only misery and someone is gonna end up fucked over for no good reason.
Who's waiting for chilled to get a Mega Imploder? The thing one shots people more than the nuke... And the person getting one shot is usually the user but hey!
Double nuked Chilled = DP Chilled Lmao xD Also did Chilled just NOT freak out over a bug crawling up his legs?! WTF?! Bring back Hitler from like 3 years ago!
As someone who shoots skeet...they are called clay pigeons for a reason. and they are not plates XD that'd get expensive, and not environmentally friendly to boot
Can we get an overall damage count on smart shooting chilled or all his friendly fire damage. Also playing with smarty is the biggest handicap in this game. But it makes for great content :) lmfao
Chilled to use quicksand and desert effectively you mustn't specifically aim for the enemy. It has to hit the base of the map relatively underneath the person.(vertically) wise
Wow......lots of assholery in the comment section toward Smarty, and no one besides me is shook that “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” randomly started playing lol Love watching y’all’s antics, though, even John’s!
Ok, i gotta know, what is the title of the japanese styled music that you always have playing? Its such an earworm and been bugging me that i cant find it.
Chilled: I wish murder was legal
Smarty: you don't, you would go to jail.
Do you see the problem here "smarty?"
(Smarty: no you wouldn’t, you would go to jail) *
Yeah john/smarty is really lacking both the brains and common sense.
Smarty may be John Page officially, but he shall forever be tehsmarty in our hearts -- who we all love in hate so much at the exact same time
Yeah why did he change his name?
@@blainedillahunty3014 He drank pure, raw, unfiltered Liquid Edge. Now he calls himself John Page and he wears sunglasses indoors.
@@Rogsnutle such an epic comment
Left left left john LEFT JOHN LEFT. *proceeds going to the right* oh sorry I misheard, let's pretend it never happened. Smarty you worry me sometimes
Worry? More like makes us want to strangle him out of frustration.
Smarty and Ohm, they both make me want to strangle them
Which left?
@@Krymms The one shaped like an L if you put your hand out. with your index finger pointing up and your tumb in a 90 degree angle. Incidentally it's the first letter of what smarty is. nah joking, but damn is he making my hair turn grey sometimes. I'm not even related to him, the heck smarty.
@@Zalxier You know, the L you put on your forehead. What, I thought you were an All-Star.
Let's be honest how many times has Smarty been dead to Chilled now?
Dead enough the dragon balls couldn't bring him back.
Dead enough even a necromancer would have nothing to work with.
Remember that unfortunate dead gentleman Logan Paul laughed at in the forest? More alive that Smarty.
@@Jeffman978 Bad. He is just that bad.
over 6 years of back and forth murder.....good times...
Better question how many times has smarty died to chilled
15 too 20 i think
If John is dead to you, you can always put him in your yard for Halloween. Kids love skeletons, and you could use him as a prop for Christmas as well. John’s dead body has a lot of practical and money saving uses.
To be honest I feed them to the dog. It needs the nutrition.
He'd prolly be like one of those dead guys that although dead have an ongoing quirky relationship with gravity and physics where they'll fall, lean on or get snagged on buttons, switches, levers and gas pedals. ...don't ask me how I know this
Have him hold the candy bowl! Thanksgiving is right around the corner, use your Smarty to hold the turkey, hold open the door. He's super multifunctional! Order now and we throw in a FREE angry Chilled screaming at him!
So Smarty is more useful dead than alive?
That's reasonable.
i want to like smarty... i really really do... but jesus he makes it so hard
I'm so glad you opened up with that clip. I'm so sorry about it but it felt so good! Also that double arrow on me. you didn't just kill me, you annihilated me!
That tag team was so coordinated I thought it was Chilled and Galm on you
I played with you yesterday in the wholesome lobby fren
Looked like double penetration
You should upload videos of you going against the Derp Crew
@@kittykat5797 I mean I do have recordings on my end, but they have no commentary so I feel it wouldn't be great to watch compared to watching the matches on the derps channels.
Smarty Is Dead To Chilled? Same Old Smarty
Literally Killer bean k
Smarty = Good for entertainment, has his moments, but will just annoy the hell out of you by accident.
This is one of the reasons we love Smarty!
I mean if Smarty manages to do the Shellshock equivalent of winning Monopoly through sheer luck. I don’t think he would need a nuclear death strike. YET
Every time smarty is in a video I end up wanting to slam my head against a wall in frustration. I usually just close the video half way through at this point.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. He's such an annoying retard!!!!!
on chilled’s tombstone all it should say is “SMARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!”
Play more town of Salem chilled! I love seeing the derp crew fall apart miserably with every video that comes out :)
Smarty's brain has been dead for a long time
If John sees a 2x, John commits THEFT
John moves right, when chilled yells LEFT
An entire video dedicated to the fuck up that is teh Smarty. That's something I needed in my life. I wish I had my own smarty. A lovable, goofy Doofus with a completely ironic name. Never change john never change.
Am I the only one that likes all the background music Chilled uses in his videos? Seriously, great choices, man!
Chilled i love coming home to watch your vids.. (specifically town of salem and shellshock) it makes my day better tonwatch you
I don’t understand how one can repeatedly make the same exact mistakes over and over
Go see an AI in Mario Party. They'll make you want to throttle every fiber of their being out of existence. I speak from experience.
AI is a preprogrammed set of parameters on what to do in a givin situation though. Unless it’s programmed to randomly chooses in an equal situation it will take the same choice 100% of the time. A person with a brain who can learn from their mistakes is a different situation entirely. Unless smarty actually is a poorly written program which at this point I’m not willing to rule out that possibility
@@Rath_9 Uh huh...except when the obvious solution sits squarely in front of their face, & they herpderp so bad, you end up with no hope of winning.
by being dumb
You see, there is this thing called IQ.
And when your IQ is low, you have trouble learning.
Smarty in the meanwhile, he seems to have his in the negatives.
I like how smarty is more skilled at tea killing then he is at playing the actual game
If Smarty makes you suffer _this_ much... I'd say that's a *good* thing. I mean, that's pretty much the reason I watch.
Huh...didn't peg you as the sadistic type, Shaun.
Justin Hughes Eh, well, that's me. It's why I find it fun sometimes cheering for the people that are going _against_ Chilled.
I too feed off the suffering of others
@@uberlord983 Clearly you don't know him that well then.
@@mrschizo2837 Yes, I don't. I'm not going to sit around, tracking someone's EVERY move on the internet like a stalker.
Smarty just invented Chilled Lock On Technology! ROFL!!!!!!!
I could make this FAR worse, & call it "Chilled Lock-In Technology". Go ahead, try to abbreviate it.
Chlit
Smarty is a friendly fire blue shell. Always fucking over the best on HIS OWN team.
Yep lol.
That Bouncy Ball Trick Shot from Smarty was impressive.
I've been subscribed long enough to know that any video that includes In the Hall of the Mountain King is a *great* video
I never been so triggered from someone since the gmod prop hunt days when minx always gave away chilleds position. Smarty takes the cake
I can't even fathom how the heck he hit that bouncy ball.
Smarty is like the rainman of team damage, holy shit.
I love the william tell overture at the beginning.
Sigh, this never gets old.
I never thought i would see chilled get triggered in shellshock in my lifetime. I'm glad Smarty was the one to bring it out.
I thought Smarty's _been_ dead to you, Chilled. And also that skeet weapon reminded me of a quote. *"In this world, it's either yeet or be yeeted."*
Instead of GLOT Galm lock on technology Its ALOT Anthony lock on technology
GaLm would be dead anyway, He's name's Antony too
Conveniently, that's how often GaLm gets hit by it. A lot.
I just made the same joke.... before reading comments xD
You just got to love Smarty.
His foolishness has no bounds and he does it so innocently.
Which makes this a great video, even better with the music you've edited into.
Keep more coming, please. :D
I love you. Smarty is the unsung hero of the Derp Crew
Classic John is back!
Can't wait for all the people who admonish others for making jokes at Smart's expense to show up LOL
2:22 C.L.O.T./Chilled Lock-On Technology
developed by the creators of G.L.O.T.
"John, you're an STD" -Chilled 2018.
the best part was I was in a call with hockeysong when this set of games happened I heard all of this unfold moment by moment
I don't often get anxious, but Smarty just brings it out from me. Like the time he kept shooting you in Mario Kart when you were in the same team. Which is 80% of the time you were on the same team.
Dont think I could ever play a game with smarty, he'd give me a stroke. Lol
I'm pretty sure Smarty has done way dumber things than this.
I think smarty is trolling there's no way he can can be this bad at a game he's played this much.
i dont think you know smarty well enough
Smarty is like a dumb puppy, you can teach him a few tricks. But he will only perform them when asked otherwise he will shit all over the floor
@@MagiSwag Sometimes if you ask something of him, it confuses his little brain and he ends up doing the opposite.
No- he is that bad. Genuinely that bad.
@@davidbui3415 I do actually and after 2-3 years of watching there's no way in hell he shouldn't have improved he's doing this on purpose.
0:50 so this is what Japan Feels like...
I will say, that was one of the most impressive bouquets I've seen in a while
Smarty is basically Loki in the Derp Crew universe. He's always dead to everyone else.
Wait a minute wasn't Smarty dead to u years ago when u guys were playing Mario kart?
Smarty isn't dead. He's just MIA because he's so far in last place.
And you would think that after triple digit number of Mario Kart 8 [including Deluxe], however many Shellshock Games, and the countless other Team Enabled Games they've played, that he NEEDS to pay extra attention. Cause I know that he has a short attention span (iirc), but for f**k sake, this is a candidate of a perfect example of a showcase of Smarty/John Page NOT PAYING ANY ATTENTION AT ALL WHEN HE SHOULD BE.
"Go Left, left, LEFT, SO FAR LEFT" *Proceeds to move right*
John to Chilled *LAG* "I moved here before you did, so you moved onto me"
...... WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MOVE PAST/CROSS OVER AN ALLY WITHOUT TALKING TO THEM FIRST.
*2X Above Ze, Ze doesn't move.... John MOVES RIGHT ON TOP OF ZE*
I mean, it would be different if they weren't using Skype or Discord to communicate, BUT THEY ARE....
"WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING RED SHELLS AT ME!?"
Truly one of the greatest moments in their series.
@@RandyKalff Which episode was that again?
I think John actually installed what is called Chilled lock on technology for his tank as a whole. That is why he does so well when he is on the opposite team from chilled.
2:50
Chilled: I so wish murder was legal. I would be so happy.
Smarty: No you wouldn't, cuz then you'd be sitting in jail.
...but that's the point of it being legal though
Even years later, it's nice to see somethings never change.
I wonder if Smarty is doing this because he loves the content this kind of thing generates or if he just really is that absentminded. It concerns me and I'm pretty certain games like this have given Chilled several gray hairs.
2:10 i call (chilled)chaos!
5:15 multiple shock shells!
7:40 mine layer in bumper!
10:18 ultimate imploder
American English: Skeet Shooting
Proper English: Clay Pigeon Shooting
Happy Halloween Sir Chaos
Since when was Smarty never not dead to you, Chilled?
2021 and still rewatching the playlist
How smarty survive in this world is a mystery for me.
Ze + smarty =frienemies
that's.....honestly not as bad as i was expecting Smarty to be
The shout heard round the world “JOHNNNNNNNNN!”
Smarty is like the Danica Patrick of video gaming: any time they're involved, it's only misery and someone is gonna end up fucked over for no good reason.
Your getting a like Chilled for having to put up with Smarty’s antics.
You know, the fact that Smarty is engaged fills me both with hope
and great despair for humanity.
It’s that scene from Idiocracy. Stupid people breed faster than smart people.
So... an undead Smarty is back to haunt Chilled again?
Smarty makes me want to headbutt a wall. partly from sympathy for chilled and partly for frustration via his shenanigans.
i think bouncy balls have Anthony Lock On Technology, cause they cause ALOT of damage
..get it
Chilled u should create a guide book for smarty. It would be called the idiots guide to shellshock. XD
Damn. I was really banking on God’s basement
these games were stressing me out and giving me so much anxiety... solely because of Smarty....
You’re so indecisive Chilled! I’ve seen you not lock in way too many times and it’s annoying haha
I cannot wait for John to unlock the nuke. Just think of the possibilities.
To this day John is the josh of jkp 😂😂😂 still watch this to make me feel better.
top ten heel turns/anime betrayals
Here 4 yrs later after watching ze and chilled play with smarty again
Who's waiting for chilled to get a Mega Imploder? The thing one shots people more than the nuke... And the person getting one shot is usually the user but hey!
Big fan of the music in this episode.
I see Smarty has been working on C.L.O.T. to rival your product on the market. Should have secured those patents.
Smarty, Smarty never changes.
You can’t spell Authoritarianism without
A U T I S M
That moment you forget that Ze is from Canada, but think that pretty sure they have skeet shooting in Canada...
Keep up the great work Chilled!
He's the special kid a group keeps around because sometimes he's amusing...until one day he loses it over some pudding and kills everyone.
hey, I have an Idea for a shellshock setup. do marksman mode, with the one-weapon modifiction
Instead of "G.L.O.T." it should be "A.L.O.T." - Anthony Lock On Technology :)
*Smokes cigarettes*
John: Smarty? Havent heard that name in years
John would be super threatening if he could harness his chilled seeking attacks for use on the enemy team
John reminds me of my mom. Constantly doing dumb shit and not listening then when you point it out “oh I didn’t hear you right let’s just move on”
Double nuked Chilled = DP Chilled
Lmao xD
Also did Chilled just NOT freak out over a bug crawling up his legs?! WTF?! Bring back Hitler from like 3 years ago!
2:09 legit I'm watching that after this though, hilarious 😂😂😂
As someone who shoots skeet...they are called clay pigeons for a reason. and they are not plates XD that'd get expensive, and not environmentally friendly to boot
Can we get an overall damage count on smart shooting chilled or all his friendly fire damage. Also playing with smarty is the biggest handicap in this game. But it makes for great content :) lmfao
Don't worry smarty one day you will find somebody that doesn't hate you down to your bones
Hey Chilled! So the Imploder does 200 to the enemy and takes half of your own health. Not sure about the Ultimate one though. Hope that helps!
bring out the smarty montage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like always I see
Kylen Johnson true
Chilled to use quicksand and desert effectively you mustn't specifically aim for the enemy. It has to hit the base of the map relatively underneath the person.(vertically) wise
I thought we established that already
Great video chilled
Would have survived that double nuke if Ze hadn't changed his mind on taking the 2x
Wow......lots of assholery in the comment section toward Smarty, and no one besides me is shook that “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” randomly started playing lol
Love watching y’all’s antics, though, even John’s!
13:39 what's that Chinese theme song called?
damn, first time catching an upload this soon
Ok, i gotta know, what is the title of the japanese styled music that you always have playing? Its such an earworm and been bugging me that i cant find it.