ON some maps, I go around and break all the plant pots. HOWEVER, when doing Election Day; Day 2 loud, a plant blocked my path to the door and led to me dying. Damn bastard had its revenge.....
Imagine you’re a swat officer and you and your guys come in and just see 2 people having races with the hostages at the bank And then they start seeing how far they can see them
41. Things to do while waiting for the dri- *drill jams* give me a moment. *spends 15 seconds restarting the drill* Alright, now then. Here are 41 thin- *drill jams again* "Oh for the love of, *spends 15 seconds restarting the drill* Okay here are 41 things to do while wai- *drill jams* *Abandons Heist*
@@mikeymccaffrey86 then do the following steps to occupy yourself 1: Fix Drill 2: Shoot Bad/Good Guys 3: Place Down All Your Medic/Ammo Bags 4: Place Turret 5: Drill Tiny Safe (If Its There) 6: Fix Small Drill 7: Kill Civilians 8: Actually Save Civilians 9: Get Tazed 10: AHHHH, I NEED A MEDIC BAG! 11: Go Down A Few Times 12: Rescue Team Member 13: Loot The Small Safe 14: Board Windows 15: Break Glass 16: Break Cameras 17: Watch Cameras and 18: Smash Décor
DivingHawker Try playing russian roulette with civilians: place them in circle, close your eyes and spin around. Then kill the civilian that you was pointing at
My personal favorite- gather all of the civilians outside and stand back and throw your cards on the air and make em rain until there’s one survivor left
The funny part about destroying the decor is that it's an actual strategy used on car shop because the plant pots can obstruct certain corners that you can hide in
Imagine you're waiting in the bank then suddenly, four masked people burst in and hold everyone hostage, they tie you down with zipties then set up the drill. Then they start boarding up all the windows before breaking them again. Throwing grenades at the drill to try and speed it up. Then they set up a zipline outside and skeet shoot with grenades. Next, you're being forced at gun point to have a race against one of the other captives. You're eventually taken to the roof of the bank where you're executed via a shotgun, the robbers simply wanted to see how far your body would fall, and now they're going to do it to another hostage, just see if they can make their body fall further. Your corpse is then stuffed into a bodybag so the robbers can play catch with your body. They then put your body up on display on the banks spinning sign for the world to see. The robbers eventually get bored and take you down, they stuff you in the back of their van and drive away from the scene, where they will continue to do God knows what to your body in a more private location.
You know my main problem with a solo stealth bank heist is getting rid of all the guards, get into the camera room, then take care of all the untied civies. Then I realized it would make more sense to just kill the untied ones, so there is no chance I'll be caught
My favourite past time is getting 4 players with maxed out trip mines and getting them all on a single window. Get all hostages and all body bags below the window and then shoot it.
stealth is boring as fuck.........so go loud and have extreme amounts of fun mowing down increasingly difficult waves of cops....you know the way the game was meant to be played
+KH Baxter Considering the drill can hold it's weight up against the door AND scan the lock to detect exactly how long the drill takes to finish. I'd say 1-3 jams isn't that bad.
Miles Beler The movement is not necessarily more fluid on a controller, it just allows you to walk slightly slower. The mouse has vastly superior aim. Keyboard and mouse is objectively better in First-Person Shooters. Issac Mathai Controllers are better in fighting games, yes.
The Branchan I hate people like this: Oh God, another PC Master Race gay Brony One: how do you know he is a PC master race. he just said controller are harder to use Two: How is he gay, how do you know his sexuality? There: So what if he like ponies, maybe there a girl......
Quinn FH it was Hoxton, because originally the first Hoxton couldn't be put into the game, so they used another actor, but they still wanted the name Hoxton. So Hoxton the 2nd you could say
I don't know why the fuck overkill doesn't decide that is better to make a system that ONLY when all the situation is controlled and you cant fail the stealth make the drill automatically finish so you don't need to wait all this anoying shit, and I say ONLY when the situation is controlled, because if not, people could just throw the drill and like that have the vault opened, and that's not the idea
It's been 7 years and the drill has not yet finished I had to eat my best friend for sustenance... Wait...THE DRILLS FINALLY FINISHED FUCK IT WAS A DEPOSIT BOX JOB
2:18 "Help the drill [unintelligible] with a friendly grenade!" . "Grenade, grenaade, grenade!" "I'm not feeling to great, *BOOM* can anyone get a medic bag?" *BOOM* " *CHAINS IS DOWNED!* "
42. Watch this video 43. Gun show 44. Subscribe to Small Oil 45. Watch more Small Oil videos 46. Like a all of Oil’s videos 47. Download drill speed hacks, when the drill is almost finished
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"Robbing a bank can be an exciting experience."
~Stuff you wouldn't want to say if you weren't talking about Videogames
dc2008242 I know right xD
dc2008242 Ye XD
hu, i'm pretty sure it's more exciting in real life than in video games
I played payday 2 now I want to rob a bank and kill 1,000 cops and maybe civilians (A joke to defend gamers from the media)
But robbing a bank in real life is not fun the there will be 10000000 cops
i'm watch this video while wiating for my drill...
in English?
Nope.
Pimpster Willi5700 nein :D
Extro Troll fint :3
Pimpster Willi5700 xD
42. Upgrade drill
Comment_User still need ~3min
43. Repair the drill.
+Comment_User 44. Buy a better drill
+Tactical Pancake 46. Use that thermite shit that I saw on breaking bad once.
+Coolbloxxie - 50. Film you doing it then send it to the CEO of whatever company made the vault as a giant "FUCK YOU!" LOL.
ON some maps, I go around and break all the plant pots. HOWEVER, when doing Election Day; Day 2 loud, a plant blocked my path to the door and led to me dying. Damn bastard had its revenge.....
Dallas: AHH, I NEED A MEDIC BAG!
Houston: The Fuk?
lmao
lmao
"Forgive me father, but I have to do this. Just this once"
lmao
Imagine having the bank your in get robbed and they start running around throwing grenades and shooting at each other
And destroying everything
Then they start tying you up and race you
Imagine you’re a swat officer and you and your guys come in and just see 2 people having races with the hostages at the bank
And then they start seeing how far they can see them
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE PROFESSIONALS.
Westley Babin YOURE PAYING FOR THE CLEAN UP, AND IT AINT CHEAP.
@Zoltai NOW THE'LL NEVER LET YOU OUT IF YOU GET CAUGHT.
That lines also in a gta heist
Yes in the prison break heist
Yes we are. We are pros when it comes to doing dumb shit.
#27 is just genius. Gonna do that next time.
bossfight1 put c4 to mark the finish line.
+Another Parfait really bad joke?
we just made the van the destination
2:50
4:10 is my fav
41. Things to do while waiting for the dri- *drill jams*
give me a moment.
*spends 15 seconds restarting the drill*
Alright, now then. Here are 41 thin- *drill jams again*
"Oh for the love of, *spends 15 seconds restarting the drill*
Okay here are 41 things to do while wai- *drill jams*
*Abandons Heist*
hahahahaha
xD
XD LOL
XD
you are a fake sir
43: antagonize the hostages
44: get more hostages
45: lay down supporting items
46: THIS DRILL IS A JOKE
WHAT THIRD WORLD COUNTRY MADE THIS DRILL?
47: Take your dog outside for a walk
I could literally graduate myself as an engineer with especially on 3 different things.And the drill will be only at 5%
but what about all the other days of Christmas?
Xd so u gotta graduate urself as an engineer on 600 disfferrent things i think.my mental sum is shit
Love how at 1:22 you can hear the thermal drill stopping, filling your body with pain
This is the guide on why you don't stealth banks.
i smeel but first world and big bank
you still need to wait on the drill in loud
@@mikeymccaffrey86 then do the following steps to occupy yourself
1: Fix Drill
2: Shoot Bad/Good Guys
3: Place Down All Your Medic/Ammo Bags
4: Place Turret
5: Drill Tiny Safe (If Its There)
6: Fix Small Drill
7: Kill Civilians
8: Actually Save Civilians
9: Get Tazed
10: AHHHH, I NEED A MEDIC BAG!
11: Go Down A Few Times
12: Rescue Team Member
13: Loot The Small Safe
14: Board Windows
15: Break Glass
16: Break Cameras
17: Watch Cameras
and 18: Smash Décor
@@prestongarvey2599 shoot good guys
in payday 2 you play as bad guy
@@yungjavi4998 actually for the criminals polices is the bad boys for orthers this is the criminals the badies
Ahhh the old days when Houston was still called Hoxton
My favourite one : gather all the hostages possible, add a spicy molotov and watch them dance. Don't forget to invite some friends to share the BBQ.
DivingHawker and loose all of your money on deathwish
AlexBelanger100 Got plenty of dosh that I don't use
DivingHawker Try playing russian roulette with civilians: place them in circle, close your eyes and spin around. Then kill the civilian that you was pointing at
My personal favorite- gather all of the civilians outside and stand back and throw your cards on the air and make em rain until there’s one survivor left
DivingHawker. Holy shit you guys are dark lol
The funny part about destroying the decor is that it's an actual strategy used on car shop because the plant pots can obstruct certain corners that you can hide in
2:20 Dallas: Grenade! Grenade! Grenade!
Bain: Chains is downed!
😂🤣
Chain is in a pickle
@@malli122 he has only played tetris okay?
u wasted my time more than the drill did
wan't that the point?
burento-ri your profile matches your comment
You wasted time by writing this comment as i did.
ChewDaGum Nice
🙄
"Robbing a bank can be an exciting experience"
"Yes yes yes! I got my mask on and everything! I can't wait!"
*"DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!"*
I wonder if the guy in this channel ever plays the Big Oil mission. GET IT !
You really did it...
Tunnel Snakes Yes. Looks cooler too.
Doctor Mobius help my mom is stuck with the radroach
robbaz will make soap out of your bodies
Yeah but it’s scary
Imagine you're waiting in the bank then suddenly, four masked people burst in and hold everyone hostage, they tie you down with zipties then set up the drill. Then they start boarding up all the windows before breaking them again. Throwing grenades at the drill to try and speed it up. Then they set up a zipline outside and skeet shoot with grenades. Next, you're being forced at gun point to have a race against one of the other captives. You're eventually taken to the roof of the bank where you're executed via a shotgun, the robbers simply wanted to see how far your body would fall, and now they're going to do it to another hostage, just see if they can make their body fall further. Your corpse is then stuffed into a bodybag so the robbers can play catch with your body. They then put your body up on display on the banks spinning sign for the world to see. The robbers eventually get bored and take you down, they stuff you in the back of their van and drive away from the scene, where they will continue to do God knows what to your body in a more private location.
43: Get a blanket because
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
3:19 that one guy flyed XDD HE’S GONE HE WENT SOMEWHERE
He probably went to the moon after that or landed on top of the escape van
2:20
when i see a bulldozer
Марк Литвин heh heh heh heh
I prefer to just sit in a spot that looks like I am sniping or something but actually go afk for the five minutes and watch tv
+Total Jerk Hey! that's what I do!
make sure its a auto restarting drill
Fun fact: you can do all 41 things but the drill would still be going because you forgot to reignite it in the first place
... or play this game on PC
k nobody cares
He is....
lenny fortress so.
he is CONsoles can't handle 1 pixel
+Isu Kosar what???
I'm watching this video while waiting for the game to update...
Time: 1 month, 7 days at .25KB/s
ThatGuyFromThatPlace Really? im waiting for MY drill. 😐
All these years and it's still an accurate video
Wait can the swat get the money bags when they're "hooped"?
You know my main problem with a solo stealth bank heist is getting rid of all the guards, get into the camera room, then take care of all the untied civies. Then I realized it would make more sense to just kill the untied ones, so there is no chance I'll be caught
Doing it loud can be a replacement for all those 41 things.
No ... you never played payday 2, even in loud you have to wait the drill
@@darkgame7111 but you can shot thems
i love how a character said “I hate this fucking drill” your not the only one
So why was he called hoxton on some and houston on others?
Because they freed Old Hoxton from Payday the heist and renamed new hoxton Houston
TheSwedishGuyWhoMadeThisLongNameForNoReasonWithCaps Yes, but on this one 'hoxton' was actually houston, not the original.
staryoshi06
Yeah but Houston was Hoxton as a replacement for Old Hoxton who was in jail at the time.
TheSwedishGuyWhoMadeThisLongNameForNoReasonWithCaps Yes, that's my point. In this he was shown as both.
staryoshi06
Oh ok i couldnt really comprehend but yeah maybe he filmed it like before the Hoxton Breakout and after the Hoxton Breakout
I never realized the drill was so long until I started doing stealth instead of loud
catch money and dispose of everything is AFTER THE DRILL
ben lol I'm a bit late sorry for that but he meant with dead bodies. :)
Jamal Howourth ok
You mean after eternity?
fun fact: considering the objective on screen, many of these are recorded when not drilling the vault.
still fun guide.
42. Turn on the ecm jammer feedback
43. Find gage packages
44. Bag all the dead bodies
Watched this video while waiting on a drill
I'll do the same thing xD
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@@MrBillyBob0 it's not uncommon to do though. It COULD be a mere coincidence
@@nebulai9587 dont ever bother to tell him that , hes not vert smart
after doing all of these, there's still 30 seconds left.
s Script the bombs ticking down
30 secs in Payday 2
is
30 mins in real life
*drill starts smoking blue smoke*
Me: sus
*drill starts playing megalovainia*
Me: OH F-
*drill explodes*
Me:
fraaaaaaack meeeeeeeee
@@WorldPeaceFighter2526i cant imagine overdrill irl
Absolute bliss when the timer hits double digits
Thanks man! Now it's not about robbing anymore, it's about doing these things instead.
My favourite past time is getting 4 players with maxed out trip mines and getting them all on a single window. Get all hostages and all body bags below the window and then shoot it.
man.. now i actually want to play payday 2 AGAIN
And then after reinstalling it and playing it for half an hour you remember why you uninstalled it.
Reedster you are so fucking true
true
"Everyone knows hitting the drill makes it go faster"
It doesn't, but it can fix it now!
999.add microtransactions
42. Repair it every 15 seconds
"The BAIN of every Heisters life"
I GET IT!!!
Plottwist: while he was recording, the drill was jammed the whole time.
stealth is boring as fuck.........so go loud and have extreme amounts of fun mowing down increasingly difficult waves of cops....you know the way the game was meant to be played
stealth aint boring, you're just bad at it.
There isn't a way the game is "meant" to be played...
Stealth is way funnier if you try to avoid letting people know you were ever there.
Plus stealth gives you a bonus.
*****
..........somtimes.....maybe
*”I HATE THIS FUCKING DRILL.”*
fair enough.
Once I restarted a drill on a safe and it instantly jammed again
That shows how old and bad the drills are in the game.
That means it was probably a 60 second drill. They only jam between 1-3 times.
+KH Baxter
Considering the drill can hold it's weight up against the door AND scan the lock to detect exactly how long the drill takes to finish.
I'd say 1-3 jams isn't that bad.
has 20billion still cant afford
After all this, I'm still waiting for the drill. It's been 5 years.
Why use a controller in this game? You'd be handicapping yourself.
Oh God, another PC Master Race gay Brony
***** They...they don't. They both have extremely minor pros and cons, the primary pro for the controller being more fluid movement.
Miles Beler
The movement is not necessarily more fluid on a controller, it just allows you to walk slightly slower. The mouse has vastly superior aim. Keyboard and mouse is objectively better in First-Person Shooters.
Issac Mathai
Controllers are better in fighting games, yes.
***** Uhm, you liked your own comment...
The Branchan I hate people like this: Oh God, another PC Master Race gay Brony
One: how do you know he is a PC master race. he just said controller are harder to use
Two: How is he gay, how do you know his sexuality?
There: So what if he like ponies, maybe there a girl......
Imagine being out in public, let's say at a bank, and watching this with your speakers. People just hearing that intro alone.
*this is all I do when I have to wait
1.pick up a phone
2.PORNHUB
It is routine for me and my mates to do 1 through 4. But the others I honestly didn't think of some of these.
Watch 41 Things To Do While Waiting For The Drill while waiting for the drill in my game.
“Everyone knows hitting the drill makes it go faster”
When you get the skill where hitting the drill actually makes it go faster
1:50 that's Houston not hoxton.
Quinn FH it is Hoxton
Quinn FH it was Hoxton, because originally the first Hoxton couldn't be put into the game, so they used another actor, but they still wanted the name Hoxton. So Hoxton the 2nd you could say
Quinn FH you pice of ... Ass!
Quinn FH It said the name of the AI was Hoxton. Can you read?
+Alexander Huot He's saying he shouldn't be named Hoxton... It's a complicated story about one using the other's identity or something.
Man can't wait to test these in real life.
42. watch youtube
this just prooves how bored this person got while waiting for the drill.
Me and my friend take civlians to the parking lot and sacrafice them to Satan while waiting for the drill ;D
+OldFaithGamer please teach me how to do that
+lucas pansa burn them in the flames of BBQ pack for holy Simon Viklund
My father said he'd be back after the drill was finished.....he never put the drill on the vault 😭😭😭
This was 2 years ago but
did i see Lucille?
your comment was 4 year ago
@@darsh8647 ?
@@deadly2407 i didnt knew that you would be still active after 4 years
@@darsh8647 im always active
I love these types of videos. You know what's going to be said in the video but it's really entertaining to watch.
You forgot about porn
This is a theme literally nobody talks about, but boi did we need this.
you can also watch hentai
Yesterday my team got 12 hostages in the same room
Then they said "grenade here and we get a monster kill"
I laughed so hard
43. Get an accounting degree and go legit
"it doesnt make sense... the body bags are everwhere. In the trash cans, in the windows and they even made a smiley face out of them."
I don't know why the fuck overkill doesn't decide that is better to make a system that ONLY when all the situation is controlled and you cant fail the stealth make the drill automatically finish so you don't need to wait all this anoying shit, and I say ONLY when the situation is controlled, because if not, people could just throw the drill and like that have the vault opened, and that's not the idea
+tralphstreet how could you detect that?
Eduardo Barreto it would not be that hard to do
+tralphstreet people would abuse
+Eduardo Barreto All civilians are tied or dead, they don't infinitely spawn.
Note to self: watch this while waiting for the drill
42. Stop playing on console and use a pc
Uhh, I use an Xbox controller on my PC
+Maxx Productions thats still playing on PC
+Maxx Productions So you play on Deathwish even when the game is set to normal?
k nobody cares
you just roasted him lolz
Fun fact: this can all be done before the drill is finished drilling
I always like to piss everyone off since I have everything, I join a heist with lvl ones, then fill all of civilians with lead
Sturmoffizeir Jurderze you sir are my hero
EyeHole Man But lvl 1s dont know that
You know that killing the civilians only count to you deduction well in the new update
i literally did all this in my first proper stealth heist (not a scuffed one)
and why are the police not hearing and seeing this
Mrmeowface :D becaue the alarm didn't Beep
Sharkboy1006 camera guy dead
1:15 *Almost clicked alarm button or panic button*
lmao at people saying "ew console" he obvs on pc using a controller. console version looks way worse
fire2xdxd piss off kid
fire2xdxd kiddo, which part off "piss off" didn't you understand?
fire2xdxd Yup, you're totally 21 who makes terraria and Minecraft videos. Kid stop bullshiting.
fire2xdxd And how about your "Dsf" video, eh? It doesn't sound like you're 21 years old you little fucking squeaker, go back to playing Minecraft.
Wolfy enable comments on all your vids so everyone can say how shit you and your stuff is
talk big but don't got anything to back it up lol
I watched this vid awhile back, but only now I realise that it connets 2 stages of Hoxton: "Dont act dumb" and "Did ya miss me ya wankers?"
#1 look at your phone/tablet and wait for the noise of the drill saying “i need restarting*
Before the 24th one I was thinking "What about the hostages, wont they call the police if you go away from them?"
At the 24th "Oh...."
Best thing is randomly jumping and running around while screaming "parkour"
It's been 7 years and the drill has not yet finished
I had to eat my best friend for sustenance...
Wait...THE DRILLS FINALLY FINISHED
FUCK IT WAS A DEPOSIT BOX JOB
1:53 some mirrors edge type shit going on
I waited for a drill for years. Finally I couldn't stand it anymore so I went and bought one.
Before clicking the video I was like :
Number 1 : Go Loud
number 41 : keep shooting
These are actually really cool idea's I wouldn't have thought of. Great work man!
20 things to do while waiting for the drill
1. restart drill
2. restart drill
3. restart drill
4. restart drill
5. restart drill
6. restart drill
7. restart drill
8. restart drill
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10. restart drill
12. restart drill
13. restart drill
14. restart drill
15. restart drill
16. restart drill
17. restart drill
18. restart drill
20. restart drill
3:18 Nobody's gonna mention how the NPC decided to check tomorrow's weather?
Him-try your hand at juggling.me try your bullets at juggling
2:18 "Help the drill [unintelligible] with a friendly grenade!"
.
"Grenade, grenaade, grenade!"
"I'm not feeling to great, *BOOM* can anyone get a medic bag?" *BOOM*
" *CHAINS IS DOWNED!* "
Imagine you work at a bank and its getting robbed, then one of them try juggle a painting while shooting at it
Back when hueston was named hoxton 💀
I love how i got this reccomended after 7 years.
42. Watch this video
43. Gun show
44. Subscribe to Small Oil
45. Watch more Small Oil videos
46. Like a all of Oil’s videos
47. Download drill speed hacks, when the drill is almost finished
I really expected fight back the police assault to be on this list
No. 0 - Scare pubs with Cloaker, Burned Tazer and Bulldozer sounds via PocoRose.