"OMG YOU'RE SO PICKY!" - Chat BRUH. If someone is spending $40,000,000 on a home, I'd hope to god that the buyer has the basic integrity to not be compromising their own vision for what they call home. Chat is bunch of spineless children who would live anywhere that has a fat price tag on it just so they can tell their friends "I live in a $40mill house." regardless of how poor/flawed the design is. Too much windows, too much reflections, too much obvious flaws like the gaps in the kitchen counters, the "BBQ grill" that is practically just an XXXXL George Foreman Grill, The obnoxious amount of dust that would accumulate between all these unnecessary crevices, cracks and shelves you'll never use... I would rate this a [generous] 3.5/10
Exactly, $40 mil is massive, you could buy a nice 5 mil house with that and live a fking King lifestyle putting the rest into a index fund or whatever, dropping 40 mil it better come with an orgasm each time you step into the front entrance.
Ikr?! It's for people who love office spaces and love the idea of sleeping in their cold work place apparently. Only difference is that it's their own.
not only the cars, its all the LV, hermes, dior towels, pillows and all that stuff that also adds up even the onyx plates which costs alot of money. The house itself probably isnt too expensive but all the extra stuff with it, thats probably what end up being $40m
classic american. This property is located on one of the fronds of the Palm Jumeirah, one of Dubai's most expensive areas. These fronds are so exclusive as theres a limited amount of space because its like 3km in the sea. Not to mention this one is at the end of a frond so it has the most water and the best views. Its also one of the fronds near the Atlantis so there are fewer houses there and much more prestigious with better views. The land this house sits on is worth at least 5-10 mil. Those cars are most likely rentals and dont come with the property.
@@spudchunk811 "classic american! you don't know your local dubai property values hahahah! what a CLASSIC AMERICAN! hahaha im so much smarter than you classic american" what the actual fffffffffffffffff
@@mctooch You completely missed the point. Im not making fun of you, im saying that your American because land in the US is cheap as fuck because there's a lot of it. This is a man made island 3km out to sea. The concept of buying expensive land is foreign to an ignorant American.
I mean, people who dont know what a Bidet is means they dont use it. Which means they are dirty people because they never used water to clean their ass after taking a shit. Toilet paper is not enough to do the work, water is the way to clean it 100%. This always pissed me off idk why. Just be hygienic and use the fking bidet
Genuine question, I'm assuming someone buying a house like this at or near this price would have the option to choose whatever they want as furnishing and accessories?
@@menzac8892 That sounds kind of insane to me honestly. I would think it would be like most normal home sales where you kind of have to keep the appliances like stoves/AC/washing machines but things like the couches and decorations are just things you can purchase as an addition with the property.
@@ProXcaliber well AC is built in. Most houses you get the kitchen appliances and that’s it. Sometimes you don’t even get the fridge even if you’re buying a upper middle class home
well there furniture for the video and for scaling sizes to get a view on how the house looks with it in otherwise it would be empty rooms but if your paying 40 mil I'm sure you can say if you want a furniture change
chat has a interesting dynamic they act like 14 year olds 70% of the time but then act very all knowing and self righteous in other instances, its weird
they really aren't and his opinions are extremely fucking bad, and even when he's right they are usually horribly articulated or he's just wrong but has the general right opinion ffor the wrong reasons. Mostly he is wrong though. What you experience is loneliness and now you kinda are tapped into what a friend feels like, which is sad.
Xqc: "Where is (x useful item)" Chat: "Just buy (x useful item)" My brother it is a 40 mil house, it should come with shit that hasn't been invented yet.
27:13 This is called the "Viewing Angle". The width of the display by the distance of your eye from the center, creates an angle in degrees. IMO a game or movie wont actually be immersive for anything less than 40 degrees. The vast majority of livingrooms even with pretty large TVs just sit so far away that their angle is well below 30 degrees, and in these $40M bedrooms the angle from the bed is likely below 15 degrees... absolutely unusable... Holding a 6-7in phone at your bellybutton like you would while mobile gaming is still 30 degrees or so, but to be >40 degrees like you can get arms distance from a 24" gaming monitor, your phone would almost be touching your nose.
I watched a house tour of a Dubai mansion on another channel that had a big ass home theater with 4k projector and a full size basketball court underground and it cost only 12 millions, this one is a scam lol
after watching this video I feel X has the same feel in the movie parasite basement while nick always cleans and feeds xqc like a housekeeper in parasite lol
4:04 Absolutely hate the layout for the TV in the main lounge room. Realistically, you'll be watching it from the sofa right on the other side of the coffee table; that's quite a distance. The TV should either be larger, or the layout needs to be redone. Also need to remove those chairs each time you watch something. The entire house just seems... off.
Would be cool, the only issues with these games is that they lack a big enough variety of assets, he would never be able to find the furniture he would want. What we need is a 3D modelling AI just like the AI that paints pictures from words, a 3D modelling AI that can create assets by describing the items, then have them be imported into the game.
I am sure that most of the expenses on these homes are just from all the custom-made objects and luxury materials. The "custom "madeness" probably makes these things cost 10X more than if I bought the same item at my local retailer.
Guys. That place is where you clean your assholes after you take a shit. Or you can clean your feet before praying lol. Not everyone uses paper to clean their shit.
I grew up in Dubai and you'll find the best house parties there in these kinds of houses. A lot of people make friends with the rich arabs in school because their parents are always away so they throw huge parties in their mansions every weekend with a bunch of free alcohol. Cops don't give a flying fuck because these guys usually come from influential families. You won't hear about this on the news though since the government cover it up.
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@@ItzMalick dud I know you're a bot or something but like this aint the way to achieve fame chief, I know all the others used to do this back in the day but it aint the method now.
I lived in Dubai and having a maid doesn't mean you're rich there, most middle class have maids since you pay them basically nothing. It's around 2000dhs a month which is about 550 dollars.
everyone slams on how he reviews these houses, but never take into account the price tag. if these houses aren't PERFECT, why spend millions and millions of dollars on it? if I'm spending 40 mil I'd be as picky if not even more picky than xqc is.
thing is they tried so hard to be simplistic, and made everything small, to a point where it looks quite complex in a way, they messed around with various unnecessary stuff, also it just looks like they slapped a bunch of marble and made everything revolve black, grey and white, which could be done well but in this case not really in my opinion. but what do i know right?
I dont understand the toilets. Why are they not seperate by a real wall? Weird to take a shower, fixing make up while you can watch your partner take a shit in the toilet glass exhibit. Also kinda cutet that X have photos of family/friends at his bedside along with the gamba candy he got from Nick.
The moment i read chat when X talk about the bbq lid I lost half of my brain cells. I don't know if everyone's pretending that they don't know what is he talking about or what? I think chat is a connected hivemind and a very dumb one.
Pools are cleaner and can be heated, and there aren’t any waves or anything so u can just chill Might not be worth it to u but if a person has the extra money, why not
I liked nothing about this house (except maybe for the later more outside areas, which were "okay"). Never in my life even if I was rich af would I even consider buying this, wow. It's office, it's cold, it's boring - pretty much everywhere you look. That's what it is.
it looks incredible if: -you avoid the awful design of leaving the "neighborhood" -the absolute waste of resource (building an island outward instead of digging one inward to the VAST space of the desert) -the lack of structural integrity to the land mass -and overall the fact that Dubai practically enslaves the lower class for construction because it has no resource other than "creating" attractions
- build a stupid unpractical house
- compensate by putting expensive materials to boost the price
- sell for 40 mil
Welcome to Dubai
u jelly
@@benjaminloo1625 No he isn't lol, Nobody is jealous of the person living here
"OMG YOU'RE SO PICKY!" - Chat
BRUH. If someone is spending $40,000,000 on a home, I'd hope to god that the buyer has the basic integrity to not be compromising their own vision for what they call home. Chat is bunch of spineless children who would live anywhere that has a fat price tag on it just so they can tell their friends "I live in a $40mill house." regardless of how poor/flawed the design is.
Too much windows, too much reflections, too much obvious flaws like the gaps in the kitchen counters, the "BBQ grill" that is practically just an XXXXL George Foreman Grill, The obnoxious amount of dust that would accumulate between all these unnecessary crevices, cracks and shelves you'll never use...
I would rate this a [generous] 3.5/10
Holy
Golly
5Head take
Exactly, $40 mil is massive, you could buy a nice 5 mil house with that and live a fking King lifestyle putting the rest into a index fund or whatever, dropping 40 mil it better come with an orgasm each time you step into the front entrance.
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That house had a really depressing tone
Yeah, the exterior as well as interior design is very devoid of aesthetic pleasure somehow imo almost like a mall sitting area
most expensive houses are depressing, since they are too spacious and grey/black/white.
Ikr?! It's for people who love office spaces and love the idea of sleeping in their cold work place apparently. Only difference is that it's their own.
Xqc really has emotional words and depth into their meanings! like "Boom" and "Bam". very inspirational
i realized that these tours show a perfect layout for robbers to break into the house
Holy 5Head
its dubai not LA. You dont want to get caught for robbing there, they wont cut your hand or anything, but theyll fk you up
In my opinion, xQc becomes based every time he reviews a mansion. Can't disagree with any of his points here.
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Chat: "It's different water"
Yeah well, sand is not grass.
no wonder its 40 million, this house didnt look that expensive. its the cars that take up the value
not only the cars, its all the LV, hermes, dior towels, pillows and all that stuff that also adds up even the onyx plates which costs alot of money. The house itself probably isnt too expensive but all the extra stuff with it, thats probably what end up being $40m
classic american. This property is located on one of the fronds of the Palm Jumeirah, one of Dubai's most expensive areas. These fronds are so exclusive as theres a limited amount of space because its like 3km in the sea. Not to mention this one is at the end of a frond so it has the most water and the best views. Its also one of the fronds near the Atlantis so there are fewer houses there and much more prestigious with better views. The land this house sits on is worth at least 5-10 mil. Those cars are most likely rentals and dont come with the property.
@@spudchunk811 yooooo what is this classic american crap? be respectful bro
@@spudchunk811 "classic american! you don't know your local dubai property values hahahah! what a CLASSIC AMERICAN! hahaha im so much smarter than you classic american" what the actual fffffffffffffffff
@@mctooch You completely missed the point. Im not making fun of you, im saying that your American because land in the US is cheap as fuck because there's a lot of it. This is a man made island 3km out to sea. The concept of buying expensive land is foreign to an ignorant American.
31:03 for thumbnail ma bois
FeelsGreatMan Clap thank you
I mean, people who dont know what a Bidet is means they dont use it. Which means they are dirty people because they never used water to clean their ass after taking a shit. Toilet paper is not enough to do the work, water is the way to clean it 100%. This always pissed me off idk why. Just be hygienic and use the fking bidet
A underwater garage is exactly what I need after flooring my 3.9M unreleased prototype Buggati into the ocean!
ya and after 6 years all will be under water anyway :D
would love to see this dud design his own mansion, even on the sims
Genuine question, I'm assuming someone buying a house like this at or near this price would have the option to choose whatever they want as furnishing and accessories?
I think usually you have option what furniture to buy. But here it's all already in price so I think you have to get it all.
@@menzac8892 That sounds kind of insane to me honestly. I would think it would be like most normal home sales where you kind of have to keep the appliances like stoves/AC/washing machines but things like the couches and decorations are just things you can purchase as an addition with the property.
@@ProXcaliber well AC is built in. Most houses you get the kitchen appliances and that’s it. Sometimes you don’t even get the fridge even if you’re buying a upper middle class home
well there furniture for the video and for scaling sizes to get a view on how the house looks with it in otherwise it would be empty rooms but if your paying 40 mil I'm sure you can say if you want a furniture change
Lowkey something Xqc would buy for the content
🤓🤙SO LOW KEY BRO
frfr no kizzy
don't think he would waste his money on that. garbo.
@@katiavilkas didn't think this comment through did you
@@thedesireguardian2470 not much to think through there bro
Chat says X is hatewatching while they consistently dog on any of X's (good) critical takes about these mansions.
Someone in that chat: "Looks like a Rust base, OMEGALUL" He's not wrong.
Chat be spamming "Basement take LUW" when X wouldn't put a bookshelf behind the kitchen counter? Ok dud
chat has a interesting dynamic they act like 14 year olds 70% of the time but then act very all knowing and self righteous in other instances, its weird
Thats a bidet bro 💀
Co-op toilets 💀
Goofy ahh bathroom 💀
Put them across from each other and they can be 1v1 toilets 😈
It’s a bidet
"Ant dungeon take" jesus that chat hahaha
those "prisons" look better than my home. how exactly is a staff's room suppose to look?
Why are x’s reactions so good and entertaining to watch
@@ItzMalick No
actual paid comment LULW
@@jsilva4706 bruhh
#ad
they really aren't and his opinions are extremely fucking bad, and even when he's right they are usually horribly articulated or he's just wrong but has the general right opinion ffor the wrong reasons. Mostly he is wrong though. What you experience is loneliness and now you kinda are tapped into what a friend feels like, which is sad.
Xqc: "Where is (x useful item)"
Chat: "Just buy (x useful item)"
My brother it is a 40 mil house, it should come with shit that hasn't been invented yet.
1:50
those lights hanging from the ceiling are the exact same ones they used in 'the most expensive house'.
27:13 This is called the "Viewing Angle". The width of the display by the distance of your eye from the center, creates an angle in degrees. IMO a game or movie wont actually be immersive for anything less than 40 degrees. The vast majority of livingrooms even with pretty large TVs just sit so far away that their angle is well below 30 degrees, and in these $40M bedrooms the angle from the bed is likely below 15 degrees... absolutely unusable... Holding a 6-7in phone at your bellybutton like you would while mobile gaming is still 30 degrees or so, but to be >40 degrees like you can get arms distance from a 24" gaming monitor, your phone would almost be touching your nose.
🗿 and we are watching a house tour video, thanks.
@@LeftQtie a lefty?
chatting
someone should make/recommend a build your own house simulator for him to play and create an actual good house then
32:56 with the comment barber q made me laugh so hard
That's a fucking bidet lol
I watched a house tour of a Dubai mansion on another channel that had a big ass home theater with 4k projector and a full size basketball court underground and it cost only 12 millions, this one is a scam lol
this one is 3km out to sea lol
Does anyone else notice the audio being way too quiet?
after watching this video I feel X has the same feel in the movie parasite basement while nick always cleans and feeds xqc like a housekeeper in parasite lol
"Natural light is good. What happens at night bitch" best ever lols
At that level its not an convenience but a power move.
burning away 40 mil for a house that's gonna be flodded in a few years, 8head power move
When it comes to these houses they always looks like they aren't designed for you to actually live in it.
That's a bidet
Not wrong about the grill take. That cover would squish the food if it was put down while something was cooking.
You can get the same experience by renting a hotel room without the responsibility.
4:04 Absolutely hate the layout for the TV in the main lounge room. Realistically, you'll be watching it from the sofa right on the other side of the coffee table; that's quite a distance. The TV should either be larger, or the layout needs to be redone.
Also need to remove those chairs each time you watch something. The entire house just seems... off.
Am I the only one who wants him to play house flipper so he can show what his optimal house looks like
Would be cool, the only issues with these games is that they lack a big enough variety of assets, he would never be able to find the furniture he would want. What we need is a 3D modelling AI just like the AI that paints pictures from words, a 3D modelling AI that can create assets by describing the items, then have them be imported into the game.
This entire house is grey on grey on grey
You actually need James Webb telescope to see something on this TV.
It's a bidet lol
X wants that precise floor lighting underneath his bed for the ant men living below him which eat his toenails
I mean if I bought a 40million dollar house I'd want to share it with my homie and shit next to eachother
right?
on some Norbit shit
That's a bidet my man
I am sure that most of the expenses on these homes are just from all the custom-made objects and luxury materials. The "custom "madeness" probably makes these things cost 10X more than if I bought the same item at my local retailer.
The front of the fucking house looks like a fucking side of an Xbox one s with the holes
Guys. That place is where you clean your assholes after you take a shit. Or you can clean your feet before praying lol. Not everyone uses paper to clean their shit.
The word you're looking for is "bidet"
What gives me most satisfaction about this video in 2023 is knowing X can buy this house and every car in it
Only thing I liked was the marble or whatever with the lights behind it.
40mil for an apple PC? sounds about right
I mean it’s Dubai . It’s where models go and get shit on their chest by billionaires.
Brainwashed by media mentality LULW
I grew up in Dubai and you'll find the best house parties there in these kinds of houses. A lot of people make friends with the rich arabs in school because their parents are always away so they throw huge parties in their mansions every weekend with a bunch of free alcohol. Cops don't give a flying fuck because these guys usually come from influential families. You won't hear about this on the news though since the government cover it up.
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@@demetter7936 yea that’s true because I’ve been to plenty of parties that my friends invited me to since they were friends with those rich guys.
@@ItzMalick dud I know you're a bot or something but like this aint the way to achieve fame chief, I know all the others used to do this back in the day but it aint the method now.
That service quarters is ridiculous. Is your chef supposed to live in that closet sized room? Dude's gonna poison your shit.
25:40 if you live in a 40mil mansion then you’ll probably have the staff bring the snakies in a tray or something
I lived in Dubai and having a maid doesn't mean you're rich there, most middle class have maids since you pay them basically nothing. It's around 2000dhs a month which is about 550 dollars.
@@demetter7936 550 a month? Fuckin hell the life quality there is insane
Imagine saying 550 dollars is nothing FeelsBadMan im poor
@@demetter7936 That's three times the monthly wage in India. For maids it's a good pay
Bidet = Toilet LULW
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a bidet is a toilet what tf are you on
@@DINKLEBERG12 Face Reveal?
@@nilionth how about hopping on Google before commenting bs
@@bigpat_4295 I don't care what you say a bidet is a toilet
At least my 150k house has a better and bigger tv with a nice sofa centered in front of it at 3 meters distance..
Who the fuck would choose to live in the middle of a desert
me lol and im doing it rn
To be fair it's more the edge of the desert
everyone slams on how he reviews these houses, but never take into account the price tag. if these houses aren't PERFECT, why spend millions and millions of dollars on it? if I'm spending 40 mil I'd be as picky if not even more picky than xqc is.
i saw the words "underwater garage" and was like why is that necessary???'
Xbox house omegalul
half an inch deep swimming pool for your feet
The front looks like the side of a Xbox one series s
Xqc be like ACAB! All couches are bad!
Holy shit the amount of people not knowing what a Bidet is. Probably never wash the shit of their asses after they're done smearing it with paper.
thing is they tried so hard to be simplistic, and made everything small, to a point where it looks quite complex in a way, they messed around with various unnecessary stuff, also it just looks like they slapped a bunch of marble and made everything revolve black, grey and white, which could be done well but in this case not really in my opinion. but what do i know right?
29:38 had me dying 🤣
Nah tbh this house was ass
Also that garage entrance just looks annoying asf
So nobody gonna talk about the DEAD ASS GRASS then ok
Bro I’m Iraqi and it’s very hard to grow grass in the desert
i almost bought it. good thing i watched xqc's review first and avoided another garbage property
Poorest juicer
Whoever put those 2 chairs in the great room was on 12 different drugs and needs someone to check him pc fr
the slave quarters @14:39 is killing me lmaoo 😂i
25:10 trolldespair
I dont understand the toilets. Why are they not seperate by a real wall? Weird to take a shower, fixing make up while you can watch your partner take a shit in the toilet glass exhibit.
Also kinda cutet that X have photos of family/friends at his bedside along with the gamba candy he got from Nick.
At the beginning of the vid I literally saw my garage in gta 5 OMEGALUL...óO(Batchest)òO
Bros poop together
This is well known information man cmon now
This entire video was basically him stopping the video every min to complain LUL
X arguing with 14yo's in chat with 7$ in their account is peak content
I was watching a tiktok about the same place as the notification popped up lol
Bad bad bad, book book book
32:57 BAR-BA-Q had me cry laughing 💀💀
The moment i read chat when X talk about the bbq lid I lost half of my brain cells. I don't know if everyone's pretending that they don't know what is he talking about or what? I think chat is a connected hivemind and a very dumb one.
31:42 they have the tv behind the couch !!! . How are people supposed to watch?
Good take ngl, dont be weird chat OMEGALUL
Soon to be Atlantis PagMan
Isnt the title something like "you pay $40 million to shit next to a person"?
7:05 “you go to sleep” 🤓
its on the palm, the location is more than half the price.
Chat was MAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLDEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG!!! X takes where funny and based
Wtf is the point of the pool if the house literally right on the sea
Pools are cleaner and can be heated, and there aren’t any waves or anything so u can just chill
Might not be worth it to u but if a person has the extra money, why not
you do realise the sea has salt in it?
@@spudchunk811 No, I never knew the sea has slat in it
@@Wazkyy now you do, try swimming in it at night, there's your answer.
I liked nothing about this house (except maybe for the later more outside areas, which were "okay").
Never in my life even if I was rich af would I even consider buying this, wow. It's office, it's cold, it's boring - pretty much everywhere you look. That's what it is.
Not bad, while I say this living in a tiny apartment....
At least I'm not homeless 😐
I like the glowstone wall FKOFF chat :)
Havent watched vid yet, thumbnail is xqc about to say jesus right?
24:00 LMAOO
Ah yes co-op. The sink is for him.
33:00 x has never sounded more french I absolutely LOVE it 🤣🤣😘😘❤❤
I will forget where my room is so I really like a medium size 🏠.
lady lookin like the Crimson Chin
So you get a view and a nice garage.
Apart from that this house has nothing special at all.
SLAVE LABOR PAGMAN
Pog i love living here.
xqc has some good take
29:23 ACAB
Only 40 mil OMEGALUL
Am I behind the times? Is this whole man made island paradise thing not incredible? It looks absolutely surreal.
They wasted its potential though. The only decent things on it are Atlantis and the new mall they built.
Literally a creative mode world
straight out of city skylines, it's like allah's the one playing the game
it looks incredible if:
-you avoid the awful design of leaving the "neighborhood"
-the absolute waste of resource (building an island outward instead of digging one inward to the VAST space of the desert)
-the lack of structural integrity to the land mass
-and overall the fact that Dubai practically enslaves the lower class for construction because it has no resource other than "creating" attractions
its sinking by a little every year lmao