r/Idontworkherelady "I'LL HAVE YOU FIRED AND ARRESTED!"

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    r/Idontworkherelady What happens when a stupid lady in Australia thinks that a random customer is actually a store employee? A ridiculous amount of entitlement and a hilarious conversation between this stuck-up woman, the customer, and 2 ACTUAL store employees who can't believe what they're seeing. This stupid woman actually gets herself kicked out of the store! If you enjoy this video, be sure to subscribe for more!
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Комментарии • 2,1 тыс.

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  4 года назад +1649

    What did you get for Chrismas?
    I got socks 🤣

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +3240

    Karen: "I would like to talk to the Manager"
    *Lightning surrounds and rocks starts to levitate*
    Employee: _"I am the Manager"_

    • @2435Bits
      @2435Bits 4 года назад +120

      Shock her with force lighting now.

    • @skeltonslay8er781
      @skeltonslay8er781 4 года назад +142

      Have you heard the tragedy of darth manager the wise? Of course you haven’t. It’s not a tale the Karen’s would tell

    • @kinghaus
      @kinghaus 4 года назад +76

      Or “the manager is behind you”
      Karen: *looks behind* where? I can’t see him!
      Employee: exactly, HE’S DEAD

    • @saltysnowboi
      @saltysnowboi 4 года назад +6

      Chilly Nation too much, joke’s dead now.

    • @skinnyqueen4109
      @skinnyqueen4109 4 года назад +4

      FearedxMayhem Don’t be rude, it ain’t a cute look

  • @jessicaa9247
    @jessicaa9247 4 года назад +1339

    He was returning the books because they were above his reading level.

    • @whatisahandlebruh
      @whatisahandlebruh 4 года назад +30

      Jessica A
      No, it was because they were “too low” for his reading level.

    • @ZSmith-yy4lv
      @ZSmith-yy4lv 4 года назад +46

      “These words are for people so dumb, I can’t even understand them”

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 4 года назад +25

      He thought it was about fly fishing, turned out he hates rock'n'roll.

    • @catmancam
      @catmancam 4 года назад +4

      He's trying to read this post thank you for the laugh

    • @DwayneTheClock
      @DwayneTheClock 4 года назад

      Jessica A whats the name of the author plss tell me

  • @rohanallaka2549
    @rohanallaka2549 4 года назад +1661

    EP:”my child is a angel”
    Me:”lucifer was also an angel”

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 4 года назад +909

    OP: "I don't work here."
    Karen: *"Impossible."*

    • @Titanpants
      @Titanpants 4 года назад +2

      Dino Dracko why is their not a single comment?

    • @ultrainstinctgoku765
      @ultrainstinctgoku765 4 года назад +1

      Some excuse Idk

    • @maladrex3
      @maladrex3 4 года назад +1

      Or, Karen: “ Sadly, history won’t remember it that way “

  • @austinriley8410
    @austinriley8410 4 года назад +254

    I wonder if they upgraded that woman’s charge to a hate crime considering she called him a brown person before doing it, and a racial slur during

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 4 года назад +29

      I think absolutely.

    • @bacon6734
      @bacon6734 4 года назад +33

      I’d say she was charged for harassment and assault

  • @jenstoddard6179
    @jenstoddard6179 4 года назад +816

    Just imagine...!!! A Karen screaming at a Karen manager.

    • @MathamaniaMata
      @MathamaniaMata 4 года назад +80

      No, just no. The world would end...

    • @jamieocf5687
      @jamieocf5687 4 года назад +64

      Time and space would rip apart

    • @rxzd_
      @rxzd_ 4 года назад +88

      unstoppable force vs immovable object

    • @chele277
      @chele277 4 года назад +28

      That must be a special place in hell

    • @shadowslayer2299
      @shadowslayer2299 4 года назад +26

      The fight of the century

  • @ashv9565
    @ashv9565 4 года назад +1141

    "A store that has a little bit of everything."
    Is. Is that a pretentious way of saying walmart?
    "Blue uniforms."
    Yup.

    • @guardianboreal1432
      @guardianboreal1432 4 года назад +8

      Ooof.

    • @joshj4416
      @joshj4416 4 года назад +4

      No its Bunnings

    • @joshj4416
      @joshj4416 4 года назад +15

      Bunnings staff wear big green aprons as well as red shirts so it’s very hard to confuse customer from employee

    • @MAndSquared
      @MAndSquared 4 года назад +13

      joshua cuddy I think you’re a bit confused as to which story is being discussed

    • @ashv9565
      @ashv9565 4 года назад +4

      @@joshj4416 pretty clearly said blue uniforms there bud 👍

  • @mariamlara803
    @mariamlara803 4 года назад +997

    Karen : "I want to talk to your manager!!!"
    Employee : "The manager doesn't wanna talk to you."

    • @ShazadAli-xy4ib
      @ShazadAli-xy4ib 4 года назад +10

      I am the manager

    • @Bladewalker1
      @Bladewalker1 4 года назад +7

      @@ShazadAli-xy4ib I was about say the same, but do it like this....
      "I am the manger, and you are banned. Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out."

    • @SilveryBlue1010
      @SilveryBlue1010 4 года назад +12

      Employee: "You're the manager"
      _Surprice Pikachu face_

    • @DarkwearGT
      @DarkwearGT 4 года назад +3

      Karen i know the manager and i can get u fired

    • @ZyrusTyrax
      @ZyrusTyrax 4 года назад +3

      You do not know how i embarrased myself in the public reading this and instanly laughed like a fcking maniac🤣🤣😂😂

  • @cheesemeister9610
    @cheesemeister9610 4 года назад +216

    Gina: This costumer is a staff member and he insulted me!!!!!!
    Dave: *Visible confusion*
    Tim: *Dying of laughter*

    • @mirror1643
      @mirror1643 4 года назад +1

      i don't know what the red shirt store thing is like im aussie but i don't know

    • @mirror1643
      @mirror1643 4 года назад +1

      ohh i get what it is looked it up the uniform could of changed since the adds i saw also i confused it with bunnings

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB 4 года назад +1

      Hotel: *trivago*

  • @jlhill17
    @jlhill17 4 года назад +282

    Karen: i'M gOinG tO hAvE a worD wITh YoUr mANagEr
    *manager approaches*
    Karen: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @seagyll9556
    @seagyll9556 4 года назад +1185

    OP: I dont w-
    Lady: *sprays with deoderant*
    How can I totally see this happening lol

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 4 года назад +66

      I can also see someone being set off by this and beating the crap out of her for it. Aerosol messes up my sinuses something fierce if I inhale; but applying spray deodorants properly never have that issue. So if someone did that to me, you best believe there would be staff having to pry me from her, and if she is unlucky, they would also have to stop me from spraying it directly in her nose.

    • @Mockingjay1764
      @Mockingjay1764 4 года назад +21

      If I was the GF, I would've NFL tackles her and hit the crap out of her until someone pulled me off.

    • @OkuriLucy
      @OkuriLucy 4 года назад +11

      I don't see this happening honestly, sounds super sus.

    • @haeronalda4136
      @haeronalda4136 4 года назад +45

      @@OmniscientWarrior when I was going through a rough time with my asthma, one of those perfume sample people sprayed the perfume she was promoting into my face as she was asking if I wanted to try it. My best friend snarled at her "she has asthma. You should have asked first" and the perfume lady just wilted under her gaze before taking me to sit on a bench and take my inhaler because I was just choking and gasping at this point.
      I felt bad for the perfume lady, she was just doing her job, but, as my friend pointed out, her spraying before asking could have resulted in us spending our afternoon in the hospital.

    • @Alexagrigorieff
      @Alexagrigorieff 4 года назад +4

      @@haeronalda4136 Should have reported the perfume a-hole. This kind of morons need to get fired

  • @ravyn9380
    @ravyn9380 4 года назад +65

    I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again, everyone should be required to work retail/custom service for 1 year *minimum*. Honestly, I think it would do a lot to promote world peace.

    • @chele277
      @chele277 4 года назад +12

      That is a great idea. I like to ask staff if they've had a busy day and always say please and thank you. Lil things like that turn a crappy shift into a better day

    • @SB-oo4on
      @SB-oo4on 4 года назад +8

      R A V Y N I agree. retail and customer service jobs are some of the most difficult jobs because of rude people. It costs nothing to be kind to someone.

    • @ZSmith-yy4lv
      @ZSmith-yy4lv 4 года назад +5

      True, but have you ever been a nurse dealing with angry drunks and addicts all night? A lot of straps are used...

    • @fantasion_voidv.4412
      @fantasion_voidv.4412 3 года назад +2

      Nothankupleasenoimagoodboipleasepleaseidontwantogotohellimnotdeadyet

    • @Amanishakheto
      @Amanishakheto 3 года назад

      Right? I try my utmost to be nice to people, especially retail workers. How hard is it to smile and ask politely? And to understand if they don't know something off the top of their head? Granted, I've had a few "Close Karen" moments, but they were directed at myself- forgetting a paint color, filter name, etc. That's MY problem and more often then not, it's actually a kind staff member that helps me out and makes my day 100 times better.

  • @bbgamingland4696
    @bbgamingland4696 4 года назад +214

    Karen: GET ME THREE BAGS OF MULCH!!
    Me who doesn't work here: No you get me mulch.
    Karen: But I-
    Me: (interrupts) NO GET ME YOUR MANAGER!!
    Karen: (whimpering) whaaaat?
    Me: zip. (Walks away smugly)

    • @bacon6734
      @bacon6734 4 года назад +15

      *uno reverse card 100*

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 3 года назад +10

      You know once I asked someone where the candy isle was, he told me he didn't work there, I was so embarrassed, but then he actually took me to the isle and winked. That guy was awesome and I hope he didn't run into anyone like these Karen's

    • @magicrabbit9446
      @magicrabbit9446 3 года назад +3

      @@shadow_shine3578 thats a cool dude

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 3 года назад +1

      @@magicrabbit9446 yeah he was.

  • @dncarac
    @dncarac 4 года назад +86

    Seems to me that when they say"I'll have you fired," the only proper response is, "You can't fire me, I quit." Then walk away.

  • @caidenjpl
    @caidenjpl 4 года назад +158

    *I'd love to be fired from my nonexistent job I'll be double unemployed*

  • @brittanie2604
    @brittanie2604 4 года назад +62

    Why couldn’t she just say what kind of pretzels she wanted and she would’ve got them a lot faster. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @COKTilYouDrop
      @COKTilYouDrop 4 года назад +3

      *SHE WANTS ALL THE PRETZELS* 😂

    • @Jupiter-T
      @Jupiter-T 4 года назад +4

      Legend says she still doesn't know where the pretzels are.

    • @johnkittoiv2572
      @johnkittoiv2572 3 года назад +5

      Because they always assume that all of something would be together, i deal with it at my store too.
      You would think it'd all be in one place, but plenty of stuff is categorized differently, based on how it's consumed/used.
      That and there are some pretty dense mofos out there

  • @auri8810
    @auri8810 4 года назад +324

    For heck's sake its Geddy Lee's big book of *BASS* like the instrument

    • @auri8810
      @auri8810 4 года назад +19

      @rapheALtoid he probably was

    • @G0ZERIAN
      @G0ZERIAN 4 года назад +10

      Yeah...bass. That's what he was saying.

    • @lxcy.
      @lxcy. 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/J16SvpAQqvY/видео.html

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 4 года назад +45

      Have you ever tried catching a Gibson bass with a plain old fishing rod? Not easy... You'd have better luck catching an Epiphone and even then you need proper bait.

    • @auri8810
      @auri8810 4 года назад +3

      @@lxcy. thank you

  • @gonun69
    @gonun69 4 года назад +74

    Legends say she's still asking customers where the pretzels are

    • @LittleMonster827
      @LittleMonster827 4 года назад +1

      Gonun tbh customers in Walmart are like that and on another note Walmart employees hate vendors. I should know I am a vendor for several Walmart stores they sooner kick us out for something like that, then listen to our side of the story. So needless to say I don’t shop at Walmart I feel like I live there Lol 😆

  • @laurasoto5508
    @laurasoto5508 4 года назад +67

    10:00
    “Are you gonna let him talk to me like that”
    *yes*

  • @theprokoking7156
    @theprokoking7156 4 года назад +145

    “Yes tell me where this item that comes in many forms is”
    “Which form do you want ma’am?”
    “JUST TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!”

    • @Lexicoley1826
      @Lexicoley1826 4 года назад +2

      ThePr0k0King 99% of people would be talking about the crunchy pretzels you find with the chips/snacks, I would assume.

    • @sunxel3264
      @sunxel3264 4 года назад +4

      I think she is secretly Batman

    • @FunkyBaconArts
      @FunkyBaconArts 4 года назад +4

      Is that an American thing? Cause I don't get why pretzels apparently is a thing that needs to be scattered all over the store. =S
      Usually everything is located at one area, like chips are on that shelf, shampoo on that one, cheese is in the dairy isle, etc etc.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 4 года назад +2

      Tell me where the car selling store is!

    • @rickCoffee
      @rickCoffee 4 года назад +16

      No, pretzels are just one of those odd items where the different types are so vastly different they end up falling under completely different categories.
      I honestly can't think of any other items where this happens. (At least not off the top of my head.)
      For example, crunchy pretzels are considered a type of snack chip. Chocolate-covered pretzels are considered a type of candy. Frozen soft pretzels go in the FROZEN section. And those freshly-baked soft pretzels go in the bakery section.
      Bottom line: the different types of pretzels are not as easily grouped together in the same section as most other items.

  • @Djmclazer
    @Djmclazer 4 года назад +112

    11:12 "i absolutely DID provoke her"

    • @giuliacf4180
      @giuliacf4180 4 года назад +3

      Hmmmmm guess R/Slash had his own interpretation of the story 🤔

    • @Luke-Godzilla
      @Luke-Godzilla 4 года назад +1

      Maybe they edited it underneath and he just put it on the story

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth 4 года назад +5

      @@Luke-Godzilla - No. He said in the beginning of the story that he wanted to mess with her and was honest to the manager about it at the end, while adding that she deserved it (which she did).

    • @crosswren014
      @crosswren014 4 года назад +1

      Y'all know when you read fast and you read things that aren't there?
      That happened with Slash.

  • @playz_all_dayz7699
    @playz_all_dayz7699 4 года назад +255

    Does anyone want to run into a entitled parent just to show them up

    • @guardianboreal1432
      @guardianboreal1432 4 года назад

      Who doesn't?

    • @psychsoma
      @psychsoma 4 года назад +14

      I wish I could find one when I'm NOT working (retail).

    • @electricheartpony
      @electricheartpony 4 года назад +3

      @@psychsoma only find them at my work as well. But it's a buffet.

    • @cringequeen7122
      @cringequeen7122 4 года назад +1

      Yes but I'm 10 so I just bite them then start to fake cry and claim self defence

    • @Malz1029
      @Malz1029 4 года назад

      playz_all_dayz god yes

  • @TheAudience388
    @TheAudience388 4 года назад +290

    11:11 Did he add the word “not”? Because that’s not what the story says

    • @mrandrat625
      @mrandrat625 4 года назад +36

      Yeah,, I caught that too..

    • @TeRatKing-h2j
      @TeRatKing-h2j 4 года назад +34

      He sometimes add and deletes some words to make it child friendly,make sense or sound correct

    • @anybody._
      @anybody._ 4 года назад +17

      he usually adds or takes out words if there was a mistake in their writing or if it was a no-no word

    • @shhhh517
      @shhhh517 4 года назад +8

      @@anybody._ no no word? Are you 4

    • @sintanan469
      @sintanan469 4 года назад +38

      @@shhhh517 You have to write like you're four if you want to keep RUclips from blocking income.

  • @dandotvid
    @dandotvid 4 года назад +83

    I didn't know Geddy Lee, the famous bass player for Rush was also a famous sport fisherman! The more you know!

    • @CaptainZombeh
      @CaptainZombeh 4 года назад +2

      No, but Les Claypool is.

    • @MmadA-lg6ix
      @MmadA-lg6ix 4 года назад +1

      @@CaptainZombeh CALLING JOHN THE FISHERMAN

    • @thomasgagliardi5931
      @thomasgagliardi5931 4 года назад +2

      I couldn't stop laughing I wasn't the only one who caught this.

  • @youngningxia1368
    @youngningxia1368 4 года назад +14

    It’s fun to twist it around and say “I’m not working right now” when you’re at your place of employment. I’ve done it quite a few times and it gets funnier every time

  • @geminihybrid9531
    @geminihybrid9531 4 года назад +71

    It's funny how most of these things could have be prevented by just simply asking if someone worked there instead of just assuming.

    • @tricdaddy316
      @tricdaddy316 4 года назад +7

      GeminiHybrid ego is a hell of a thing

    • @geminihybrid9531
      @geminihybrid9531 4 года назад +3

      @@tricdaddy316 That's for sure

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 4 года назад +8

      Like, is it really that hard for some people? I literally ask every employee if they work in that part (or even work there at all, even if i see their worker ID thing with their faces) on the off chance my vision fails me and they work somewhere else. I never assume

    • @Flac_the_Wave
      @Flac_the_Wave 4 года назад +8

      Karen: Do you work here?
      Me: N O
      Karen: LIES GET ME YOUR MANAGER NOW

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 4 года назад +7

      Some people instinctively latch onto initial assumptions. Some people hate being wrong and will grow defensive when given evidence contrary to their beliefs. When these two character traits meet, you get the people in these stories.

  • @elijahrader9429
    @elijahrader9429 4 года назад +56

    Text: I absolutely did provoke her
    Rslash: I absolutely did not provoke her.

  • @patryder8923
    @patryder8923 4 года назад +32

    "Get me your manager!"
    "I don't work here l..."
    "Shut up and get me your manager NOW!"
    (In Basso Profondo voice) "My manager is God. and Today, you're going to meet God."
    (In angry snarl)"C'mere and I'll send you to God. Right now!" (walking forward, reaching, clutching hands)

  • @ericstencovage4058
    @ericstencovage4058 4 года назад +6

    As a sales rep for an outside vendor myself, that last story hit home. No matter what you wear, what you do, you will be stopped and asked questions 5-15 times a day. And then there are the ones that or worse....

  • @goldenrose223
    @goldenrose223 4 года назад +12

    14:06 this could of gone may ways
    1: *Appears behind her* Time to die liberal
    2: *appears behind her* omae wa mou shindeiru
    3: *appears behind her* **PILLAR MAN MUSIC PLAYS**
    4: *Appears behind her* **Girono's theme play**

    • @thebetaman
      @thebetaman 4 года назад

      5: *I appear* top of morning *lifelight plays*

  • @HepCatJack
    @HepCatJack 4 года назад +9

    A band member of the Woods Tea Company gets asked in a hardware store: "I'm sorry could you direct me to the self-help section ?"
    "I'm sorry, I can't" he replied.
    "Well, why not ?" he asks
    "It would defeat the purpose".

  • @EliDjahn
    @EliDjahn 4 года назад +8

    Finally someone with common sense pressing charges

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 4 года назад +3

    My heart breaks for that poor art student. I've seen a LOT of parents like that, and a few that have had full-on temper tantrums over not getting their way. Normally, their child is either trying to tear them away or looking like they wished the floor would swallow them. It usually turns out it brings the students closer together due to an extremely embarrassing situation. There are, occasionally, students that are copies of their loudmouthed parents and they quickly find out the key to a lower grade is verbally abusing trying to teach them.

  • @Zyphon
    @Zyphon 3 года назад +7

    3:15 Wait, are you not supposed to take selfies with cashiers every time you shop? Asking for a friend.

  • @heatherspill5817
    @heatherspill5817 4 года назад +11

    I want to thank you Rslash. Your content helps me to be productive and revise for my alevels, and I listen to it as I work. Without it, I often get distracted and bored but with it I'm wayy more focused. So thank you.

  • @joanhill230
    @joanhill230 4 года назад +21

    Legend has it that the pretzel lady is still trying to find the pretzels to this day...

  • @Hypertension565
    @Hypertension565 4 года назад +29

    OP: I don't w
    Lady: sprays deodorant
    Police: do you want to press charges
    Me in the back: hey why don't you just have the police pepper spray her instead?

    • @fomori2
      @fomori2 4 года назад +3

      She really deserves both.

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 4 года назад

      OP: Um, Ty Burrell called, he wants his role back.
      (There's a Season 2 episode of Modern Family where Phil keeps spraying an employee with cologne, chasing him down, and ends up in the security office - Burrell plays him).

    • @magicrabbit9446
      @magicrabbit9446 3 года назад

      What goes around, comes around

  • @cloudow9944
    @cloudow9944 4 года назад +1

    oh my god when he said "there's a simple test you can do for colour-blindness, your optometrist should-" i haven't heard something that funny in a while

  • @Chipster321
    @Chipster321 4 года назад +4

    I love how you will sometimes laugh while reading. It sounds so genuine and nice. I much prefer this rather than the robot voices.

  • @joelnikula3545
    @joelnikula3545 4 года назад +33

    Karen voice:
    Thanks alot rSlash for keeping me awake till 730 am last night. I was going to sleep but no, you just had to be so damn entertaining and now Im tired and cranky. Thanks a lot.

    • @dragon940carp6
      @dragon940carp6 4 года назад +1

      The video was only 16 minutes long. So you went to bed at 7:30 instead if 7:14. Not a big loss Karen!
      p.s. I know you were just kidding.

    • @joelnikula3545
      @joelnikula3545 4 года назад +1

      @@dragon940carp6 Yeah well what I left out was that I went to sleep at 0030 and decided to just check on youtube if there was anything to watch and binged rSlash videos for 7 hours instead of sleeping...

    • @SuperPickle315
      @SuperPickle315 4 года назад

      @@joelnikula3545 sounds like a "you" problem

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 года назад +1

      You forgot the whiny prophesying about how much this would cause you to suffer, followed by your wish for exactly how the "guilty party" should be made to pay for this blatant mistreatment. :P

  • @ttsreadsredditstories2923
    @ttsreadsredditstories2923 4 года назад +18

    Shout out to rSlash for getting the video in on time today, even when spending time with his family for the holidays. We are loved. ❤️

  • @roryshumate2256
    @roryshumate2256 4 года назад +18

    When your sleep deprived and you keep watching reddit videos🧟‍♂️

  • @264aub
    @264aub 4 года назад +4

    These “I don’t work here lady” stories are my FAVORITE!!! Keep them coming!

  • @howdiify
    @howdiify 4 года назад +2

    I dint even effing KNOW how these people have the courage to do stuff like this because even if i saw someone in target wearing a red shirt with the target logo on it i would ask: excuse me, hi, do you work here? Beffore asking them for help

  • @MatsLindgrenMusic
    @MatsLindgrenMusic 4 года назад +42

    1:25
    Wrong kind of bass, my man. :P

    • @kburke1933
      @kburke1933 4 года назад +5

      Mats Lindgren My heart is broken that the name didn't make that clear. 😕

    • @auri8810
      @auri8810 4 года назад +2

      @@kburke1933 me too

    • @tanything26
      @tanything26 4 года назад +6

      Davie504 would be ashamed...

    • @MatsLindgrenMusic
      @MatsLindgrenMusic 4 года назад +4

      @@tanything26
      *N O T E P I C*

    • @thatonegirl4676
      @thatonegirl4676 4 года назад +4

      People should probably open their musical knowledge. Pretty sure that they would enjoy some Geddy Lee.

  • @Mindlesskutters
    @Mindlesskutters 4 года назад +86

    HELL YEAH MY FAVORITE SUBREDDIT

  • @MojitoMouse
    @MojitoMouse 4 года назад +4

    I've had one "I don't work here lady" moment, but it wasn't fun enough to share on reddit.. :P I was at a local hobby shop, buying needles and wool for felting, and this nice old lady started asking me questions about felting materials, because her granddaughter wanted to get into the hobby.. ^^ I was litterally buying stuff for getting into the hobby myself, so I just showed her to the same needle set that I was getting (3 sizes and a felting mat), and then showed her the packs with little bunches of different colours of wool, since it didn't seem she really knew what colours to get.. :P She thanked me, and we went our seperate ways.. ^^ Told you it wasn't a funny story! XD Just a bit wholesome.. ^^

  • @Shortalch
    @Shortalch 4 года назад +7

    I would love to have a signed copy of a book with something like "cut out this author bs and get me your manager"
    it would feel like i had an inside joke with an author.

  • @RamdomView
    @RamdomView 4 года назад +12

    6:00 I have to wonder how many of these stories come about as a result of colour blindness.

  • @thatonegirl4676
    @thatonegirl4676 4 года назад +36

    Bass is pronounced BASE when it's the instrument that Geddy Lee plays...

  • @pampams2530
    @pampams2530 4 года назад +3

    This episode reminds me of when someone confused me for being a Walmart employee. It ended normally, no Karen involved. But I was confused as to why I was confused for a Walmart employee when they wear jean and a baby blue top with their name tag, and I was wearing my housekeeping uniform that was all black.

  • @null_ify
    @null_ify 4 года назад +2

    rSlash: "This sounds like something you'd see out of a sitcom."
    *laugh track plays in the distace*

  • @michaelvidal1971
    @michaelvidal1971 3 года назад +2

    That second one was priceless. Leaving aside that she assualted someone which I am sure is a crime even if they are a shop employee. When she realises her mistake she obiously did not make her escape quick enough. I am not sure that her poor attorney could have come up with any explanation for her behaviour that would not make matters worse.

  • @reneejaeger4196
    @reneejaeger4196 4 года назад +12

    i guess it’s ok to spray deodorant in a workers eyes but not a customers eyes 😂

    • @yllwtoast
      @yllwtoast 4 года назад +3

      Renee Jaeger again, nice crocs

  • @farfletch74
    @farfletch74 4 года назад +123

    I wasn’t late my notifications was 😭😭

  • @keegansmith6327
    @keegansmith6327 4 года назад +11

    Legend has it, the lady from the last post is still looking for pretzels.

  • @AwesomeTiger267
    @AwesomeTiger267 4 года назад +1

    Props to rslash for knowing the word for flipflops in australian 👏👏

  • @ajmcglynn9083
    @ajmcglynn9083 4 года назад +1

    The vendor story reminded me of an experience my daughter told me. Not a IDWHL or entitled shopper, but very amusing!
    She and her husband were restocking makeup displays. They are paid by the job, not by the hour, and try to do as many as they can and streamline their locations. My daughter was breastfeeding at the time and to get the most out of a short break she had two breast pumps and used them simultaneously. A customer walks by her sitting in her car and just stares at her. She looks up with a grin and says Mooooo! I lmao then and now. Thanks for the memory!!!

  • @michaelkelly6046
    @michaelkelly6046 4 года назад +16

    "its practically the only hardware store in australia anymore"
    *b u n n i n g s s n a g t i m e*

    • @noonespecial7561
      @noonespecial7561 4 года назад

      You mate are awesome
      Bunnings snags for the win :)

    • @dashamanstevo5326
      @dashamanstevo5326 3 года назад

      @@noonespecial7561 And they are being served again!!

  • @DIYPOP
    @DIYPOP 4 года назад +8

    Another great story!
    Happy New Year 2020!

  • @xaessedai
    @xaessedai 4 года назад +3

    You are one of the few youtubers that I will sit through an ad that is longer than 30 seconds.

  • @vivienklawitter8304
    @vivienklawitter8304 4 года назад +2

    Legend has it that last lady is still looking for the pretzels

  • @Cyros2006
    @Cyros2006 4 года назад +2

    The more of these idontworkherlady stories I see, the more I want to experience it for myself where someone assumes I work at a place, so I reverse uno them and assume they work at the place.

  • @robstarsixcringe7895
    @robstarsixcringe7895 4 года назад +8

    Wait, hold up. Big book of bass? Like the fish?? Nonono, it's bass, the instrument

  • @detectivestalker7081
    @detectivestalker7081 4 года назад +5

    5:36 BUNNINGS
    🦺🥳

  • @fluffytoaster427
    @fluffytoaster427 4 года назад +5

    RSlash makes Geddy Lee sound like a pro fisherman rather than one of the worlds best bass players

    • @lisah.3616
      @lisah.3616 2 года назад

      OMG I'm so glad someone else caught this! Every time he said bass like it was a fish, I visibly cringed.

  • @mariager8549
    @mariager8549 3 года назад +1

    When you sighed like that, I almost had a heart attack, I wasn't really paying attention, I'm kinda sleepy... I was!!😂

  • @ryandthatsit6323
    @ryandthatsit6323 4 года назад

    With the amount of people who don't even work in retail getting verbally or physically abused when there's a misunderstanding, I can't imagine how bad it is when you really do work there, lady

  • @atlasfp
    @atlasfp 4 года назад +6

    YES!
    You're back on time!

  • @fabwolves6461
    @fabwolves6461 3 года назад +4

    LMAOO at 13:00
    Vid: Get off your fat butt and-
    Ad: *download an audible book now*

  • @NotesOfMusica
    @NotesOfMusica 4 года назад +4

    Always gotta stop what I'm doing and watch a new rSlash vid

  • @hratchsetrakian1692
    @hratchsetrakian1692 4 года назад

    I'm so glad that guy pressed charges. I hate it when people don't.

  • @Forever-GM-Dusty
    @Forever-GM-Dusty 2 года назад +2

    "And here we observe the Karen in its natural habitat, the grocery store. Witness as it stalks up to its prey and pounces with a flurry of demands for the manager. A clean kill."

  • @mach2223
    @mach2223 4 года назад +4

    Karen: I want pretzels!
    Employee: Which ones?
    Karen: *leaves*
    ???

  • @anushervonjahongiri515
    @anushervonjahongiri515 4 года назад +5

    7:45
    That would be exactly me if I was in that situation!

  • @SteviiLove
    @SteviiLove 4 года назад +3

    I've been using grunt instead of the c word when talking to my mom with my son around and she's actually started using it now too

  • @nonyabuisness3560
    @nonyabuisness3560 4 года назад

    there was a ad that said "hey i bought this ad so you could enjoy your video in peace!"
    He is the hero we don't deserve, but the hero we need.

  • @German-main-b5v
    @German-main-b5v 3 года назад +2

    Rslash: it’s the only goddam hardware store in the country anymore.
    My head: Bunnings ware house, lower prices are only the beginning

  • @mdheartsuju
    @mdheartsuju 4 года назад +4

    That was the most Aussie story ever 😂

    • @malladebeuzeville9265
      @malladebeuzeville9265 4 года назад +1

      Bunnings is wild 😂

    • @nekolalia3389
      @nekolalia3389 4 года назад +2

      'Lowest prices are just the beginning'
      No shit, mate

    • @ShabtiFoxx
      @ShabtiFoxx 4 года назад +1

      Imagine if it was written like it was in the occa accent with Aussie slang

  • @oldgoat381
    @oldgoat381 4 года назад +14

    Big book of Bass as in bass guitar
    Geddy Lee is one of the most famous bass players in rock

    • @auri8810
      @auri8810 4 года назад +4

      I was cringing every time he said it wrong. I dont know how you couldnt know geddy lee

    • @chele277
      @chele277 4 года назад +2

      I'm still sad that Rush are no more. On the Permanent Waves tour at Wembley I got Neil's drumsticks, my proudest items. But the world is full of people who really don't understand or have no taste in music it seems

    • @avataruri6987
      @avataruri6987 4 года назад +1

      Ohhhhhhh i thought it was the fish...

    • @auri8810
      @auri8810 4 года назад

      Speaking of rush did you guys hear Neil Peart died :(

  • @baileytownsend9622
    @baileytownsend9622 4 года назад +3

    Karen: I want to speak to your man- why do i here boss music?
    Me: *levitating* because i am the manager!

  • @simbiant4
    @simbiant4 4 года назад

    I love the fact he can read through the blurs, whatever they are, obviously not rude or offensive or anything, good job youtuber!

  • @IloveNZ6389
    @IloveNZ6389 3 года назад

    You know what I love the most about these videos, is the dude who does the narrating...omg!! his comments are epic....thumbs up!!

  • @efenty6235
    @efenty6235 4 года назад +3

    i love how the aussie straight up started shitposting irl

    • @user-mz8ib7oi4c
      @user-mz8ib7oi4c 4 года назад

      Australia 4 life
      Making fun of kiwis since the beginning of time
      PS
      Pls help me my country is on 🔥

    • @efenty6235
      @efenty6235 4 года назад

      @@user-mz8ib7oi4c the weak shall die, and the strong shall stive, so will these flames forge the strongest nation on earth, mate

  • @High_Bi_Wanna-Die
    @High_Bi_Wanna-Die 4 года назад +3

    Am I the only one who got excited when he said “Geddy Lee’s big book of bass”? I was hoping it was a fish book written by one of my favourite musicians

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 4 года назад

      I don't know who Getty lee is and I just assumed it was a book about fishing

    • @High_Bi_Wanna-Die
      @High_Bi_Wanna-Die 4 года назад

      Maui Randall Geddy Lee is the lead singer of a famous older Canadian band called Rush

  • @ladytenor9876
    @ladytenor9876 4 года назад +8

    Retail: where the wild Karens and Chads are.😉

    • @Biodebatable
      @Biodebatable 4 года назад

      I always thought of male karens as richards, where as chads are more dudebro.

  • @Caitykate13
    @Caitykate13 4 года назад

    Oh man I have so many stories of people feeling like they are entitled to so many different things. The story that stands out to me is from when I worked at a walk in clinic. We live on an island with clusters of islands all around and alot of our patients have to travel by ferry from these other islands to ours to be seen since they do not have any healthcare services there. I can't tell you how many people felt as though they should be seen before anyone else because they have to catch a ferry but there was one time that was absolutely ridiculous. This person called us sometime mid morning asking what our hours are and if we are able to handle her health concern to which I replied with our hours and that we would be able to help her. She asked how long our wait time was which at that time we only had about 3 patients waiting so told her around 30 minutes but explained that there may be others who arrive before they get here and may be a bit longer. She explained that she had a ferry to catch around 730pm and wanted to make sure that was enough time to be taken care of which mid morning would have been more than enough time. She shows up several hours later, about an hour before we close (we are open from 8am to 8pm and I work the entire 12 hour shift.) And is upset to see multiple people in the waiting room and began to yell at the check in clerck that she should be taken back before anyone else since she called ahead of time and has a ferry to catch. So I went up to talk with then since I was the one they spoke with and explained to them that they had called around 10 in the morning and at that point we did not have a long waiting time, but that I also told them there may be people who show up before they get here and that their issue was not urgent and did not need to be seen sooner than anyone else who has been waiting but we will still take care of them tonight. Of course this made them more upset and then was having all sorts of nasty insults made towards me and was having them yell how they need to be seen urgently and we are just ignoring them. Mind you, this was an issue that had been going on for 6 months and had been completely unchanged but today it was suddenly an emergency. They wanted to be seen ahead of the person the other nurse was bringing back having an asthma attack, demanded that we pay for their ferry that leaves in 20 min because we couldn't see them right when they walked in the door, and also that they would not be paying us as we "misled them." I told them that we did not mislead them as they had called about 9 hours prior to showing up when I gave them that information and told them they would have time to catch the ferry then, not 20 min before they have to be on it. Plus we would not be able to have them taken care of in that short period of time and advised that they could come back the next day. Again was being yelled at and was told that they couldn't come in earlier because they had to go Christmas shopping and needed to get dinner first, and that they cannot come in the next day. I told them that I'm sorry, but the information I gave you was relevant to that time and they did not say anything about them coming in later in the evening when they called but we would still see them, but would have to wait. To which they responded "this is completely ridiculous. Do you know who we are? Your not gonna have a job tomorrow! I'm going to tell your boss that you refused to see us, lied to us, and called us names because you won't take us right now!You are such an uncaring c*nt and as a matter of fact, we will be waiting for you in the parking lot before you leave tonight. If I were you, I'd be pretty scared." I called the police since they told me they would be waiting for me in the parking lot to which of course they denied but luckily many people who were waiting gave statements of what they had said to me. I have no idea what sort of legal issue came with that, but the best part was that they were so busy screaming at me that they didnt realize their boss was in the waiting room and saw the whole thing and when everything was settled down and they left, their boss apologized to me profusely for how their employer behaved and tried to throw their title around to make them more important and was impressed with how calm and professional I had stayed throughout the whole thing. He told me that this person would be fired the next day as he does not want an employee like that around. He came in the next day with lunch and treats for our entire office and apologized again for his behavior which was not at all a reflection on him but told us that he was glad to find out that persons true colors and to no longer have them working for him.

  • @domwalker6526
    @domwalker6526 4 года назад +1

    Dude you have the best reddit channel on yt. Great narration, story selection and length of videos. 💯

  • @giovannigonzalez7864
    @giovannigonzalez7864 4 года назад +3

    Karen: WHERE ARE THE PRETZELS!?
    Customer: I swear God lady, I don't work here...
    Karen: SWEAR TO ME!!!

  • @alitop998
    @alitop998 4 года назад +6

    How this should have gone:
    Karen: FIRE UP HER WORK NOW!
    Person telling the story: Lol, okay!

    • @dendroxden440
      @dendroxden440 4 года назад +6

      The daughter was being reasonable in the story, so I wouldn't punish her for her mother's behaviour. She already has to suffer enough

  • @isaac2910
    @isaac2910 4 года назад +4

    ahhh i see someone enjoyed their time at bunnings.

  • @Phantommoon-ex2cw
    @Phantommoon-ex2cw 2 года назад

    I would have dyed laughing when the manager gave her the run around too LMFAO she should have been a bit more specific about the kind of pretzels she was looking for and she wouldn’t have had any problems

  • @bengonzalez5215
    @bengonzalez5215 2 года назад

    Im always amazed that some of these stories dont end in a beating.

  • @FrecklesAviation
    @FrecklesAviation 4 года назад +5

    You should cover r/iDOworkherelady - its mega funny!

  • @toastWs
    @toastWs 4 года назад +4

    Im gonna be honest the first story sounded like it was a book or something! What an amazing writer! Well i guess he has made a book...

  • @speakertrophy4749
    @speakertrophy4749 4 года назад +17

    OK WHO DISLIKED 30 SECONDS AGO THIS WAS PURE

  • @turtlemanthegoat7474
    @turtlemanthegoat7474 4 года назад +2

    Lab manager is not a but hole he is just a good person who dose not care for the stupidity of people

  • @delayanimation423
    @delayanimation423 4 года назад +1

    "I don't work he-"
    *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL!?*

  • @SuzakuNoMiku
    @SuzakuNoMiku 4 года назад +13

    Uploaded 57 seconds ago!. YEET