In the UK, when you see a vehicle broken down/stranded in a place of any inconvenience it is the LAW you must state to the driver : “you cant park there mate” before driving past
I remember seeing a tow truck picking up a bus in a random place in the town and as the truck reversed towards the bus some kids walked by shouting "can't park there mate!"
I'm a middle-aged English woman, I don't drive, This video is brilliant and has been a real eye-opener. The swearing is as normal as breathing during road trips in UK. Its something we are raised to become accustomed to from birth onwards. Even when parents/adults rarely swear at home or in everyday interactions, it's totally normal when travelling in cars. I've never met anyone, child or adult who has ever been shocked or offended by drivers swearing and ranting.. As I watch a lot of American dashcam and body cam videos. I must admit I HAD noticed the .ack of swearing and found it a bit odd. More like this please.
My work colleague always wanted me to travell with to and from work, 1 for the laughter 2 she couldn't get her words out if cut up on the road. I was very vocal using extra gestures for good measure. Having a northern accent in the south of England always sounds good, it's harsher and harder to understand. By the way no one can take a drivers test or get in a car until they've passed the theory road test. There are 6 types of toad in UK, and prat speeding down that country Rd shouldn't have been going over 30, slower around a blind bend. Hope all this helps
The guy on the right of the panel is a menace. You can't just stop on a motorway, and you can't just switch lanes on a two-lane road, and a double white line means no overtaking.
I can understand that, as he doesn't have the sense to know that wearing a hood and then trying to use headphones is extremely foolish. Headphones on the inside maybe?
100% correct. He’s having a go at the drivers who were in the right while thinking the idiots pulling ridiculously dangerous manoeuvres were somehow correct?!? Like the white Transit van that flew across a junction from right to left when the dashcam driver’s lane (and the one next to them) were clearly moving forwards because they had right of way. Saying “what, he didn’t see that?” is one of the most stupid things I’ve *ever* heard!! I did well not to swear then 😉
My Dad, even though he was born in Bermondsey, South London, aspired to being a bit “posh”. I never heard him swear. His choice of words when trying to insult someone, were worthy of laughing tears though. He was once so angry with Ted Heath on the telly, he threw his slipper at the screen, calling him a syphilitic hermaphrodite. 🤭 R.I.P. Dad ❤
@Supernova752 bellend? Technically 2 words but they're joined together 'bell' and 'end', means the end part of a penis (because of the shape). Consider yourself educated lol
There's standard swearing in the UK as you've pointed out. If you hear some creative words you've never heard before, then you know they're properly pissed off (angry).
A former colleague of mine once called an idiot driver a “f*cking limp-d*icked idiot w*anker of a saltless booger with bad DNA”. Perfectly understanding since the idiot in question almost hit him after running a red light. I love the boundless creativity of British swearing. The Scottish are the absolute champions of creative swearing in the entire United Kingdom IMHO. The colleague in question went on for a bit longer but I was trying too hard not to laugh whilst getting my heartbeat under control as well to understand it all. There were references to ancestry associated with limp wrinkly carrots and oxygen-starved embryos as well. Absolutely brilliant. I was in awe. Another time I heard someone being referred to as several handfuls of raisins short for a Christmas pudding. 😂
I learnt to swear at my pappys knee. He was a sailor who, without drawing breath, could swear with venom and unbeaten inventiveness without repeating himself for 5 minutes straight. I am both proud and blessed. Lol.
Yep, my dad was a sailor and a minor, my mother was a factory worker with a black country family so my vocabulary was colourful and varied from an early age 😀
This is all of me, when driving my bus around the great British streets. You should see the passengers faces. Pure class. I smiled watching this video.
I was in an English taxi cab and a cyclist came up and started swearing at the driver for not slowing down. The drive fought with him and it was pretty funny.
lmao 3.10''what is that road?'' its a country lane where u can just squeeze by another car or one of the drivers will have to reverse to let the other car through so u can both be on ur way. City folk panic going through these.
I was in New York this year and the guy driving us back to the airport did say that he thought UK drivers were better as he learned in Oman from a Scottish instructor and what he taught him easily set him up for New York and he’d been there for 40 years.
Lol. I'm Scottish and lived in Oman as a kid and my mum took her test there. It involved driving forward, then reversing a bit and then going around some cement filled barrels.😄 My dad was sat in the back, (had to be there, being in a car with a man that wasn't your husband wasn't done,) so nerve wracking enough, and watched by a gang of old men debating amongst themselves if she'd pass. She did, but failed when she had to retake in the UK, lol.
Uk roads were pretty much made for horse and carts, especially in the older cities. Many havent changed since the Romans invaded. Plus, we are a little island by comparison and space is at a premium.
My children used to warn their friends about my language in the car, 🤭 One of my youngest sons first words was from me in the car, thankfully it was 'go go go' at junctions. 😂
My sister moved from the uk to the states, she has confirmed you all can’t drive, plus we have different rules like no undertaking on motorways. It’s incredibly hard to pass your test in the uk, but yeah we still have idiots on the road here.
If you are travelling at the speed limit, or under, it is legal to pass in the nearside lane. The outer lanes are overtaking lanes. Once an overtake has been completed move to the left when safe to do so.
What you don't see in these video clips are all the hand signals that go along with all the swearing especially for "wanker" and "tosser" 🤣🤣 I've just come across your channel and love watching how you all react to our comedians here in the UK and stuff like British drivers swearing, it makes me laugh seeing your reactions, great videos guys 👍
6:10 Did you actually just suggest that the driver should've suddenly switched lanes when the other car legally needs to give way... that could've been dangerous to the traffic behind lol.
Nothing makes me happier than listening to Scot’s swearing in driving videos 😂 makes me a little less homesick. Would probably be quite difficult for most to understand half of it but it’s hilarious 😂
At 7:50 he called him a "plum". Plum is another word for idiot and fool, though it's usually more friendly. It's like silly-billy, numpty, plonker, muppet, etc.
This was hillarious ..... and I am a Brit ! Best swearing was at 9:12 - it has some real meaning to it as well. It's not just the swear word but the conviction behind it too lol
So true! It MEANS so much more than just swearing for the sake of it! People don't get that our swearing DOES actually "stand-in" for other normal words. I get so angry sometimes I make up swear words on the spot in some random babble! 😂 The funniest one I can remember, was when my daughter was younger, and she was helping me to put away washing. She was in her room putting away her clean clothes, I was on the landing, to put towels in the airing cupboard. I opened the door and it swung out and went over my toe wedging it underneath for a second. I burst out with: *"FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A FORK IN IT! FUCKING TITS AND FANNY HOLES IN A CRIB!!!"* .....whilst I was slamming the door back and forth! My daughter was peeping out like 🤭...trying not to laugh because she felt she should have been concerned, not amused. But we both laughed with tears after that! 🤣 I could barely type that ^^^ for giggling! What a stupid random thing to say... but fuck me, was I raging! There's something about stubbing a toe isn't there? So unnecessary that it pisses you off even more. I'm glad I don't drive...within a month I'd have full blown Tourettes! 😜 Swearing to us is just language...it emphasises our feelings to better explain how we really feel. Pisses me off when people are offended by it or presume we're too stupid to have a better vocabulary. Sometimes, there simply aren't any BETTER words than raging swearing that makes no sense. It's cos we're well 'ard! 😂 We don't take no shit! I laugh my arse off if an American says "Bite me!" WTF is that? Try saying that over here in a pub one weekend, and don't blame me when you find yourself in A&E with half an ear chomped off! Someone's bound to be in the mood to take you at your word! 😂 Proud Brit (English) too! 😘😘😘
@@tamielizabethallaway2413 that has to be the winning comment, had me laughing out loud, could see it happening, we're right behind you with swearing, its just putting a bit more emphasis on how we feel 👍🤣🇦🇺
@@LoueeLouii917 aww thank you! It's because the swearing just paints the picture doesn't it? If I'd said "the door scuffed my toe and really quite annoyed me" you'd think I was posh! I don't really trust people who don't swear tbh...they don't have to eff and blind non stop, but in those moments where life, circumstances, bad luck, or some idiot is REALLY getting on your tits, and they STILL don't swear...? 🤔 Hmmm that seems very iffy to me. Australians swear like us...? But Americans, I dunno, I think something happened on that Mayflower on their way over there, they're definitely "different". 😳 I had a lady say to me the other day, "Could you please make your point without cussing?" I replied, "Oh I could absolutely! But last time I checked that choice was mine, yes? So while it's my choice I'll say what I want in whichever way I bloody well want to! Did you get THAT fucking point...? Arsehole!" 😂 Meanwhile she probably takes a belt to her kids when they're naughty... Yet finds a few words offensive! 😘😘😘
@@tamielizabethallaway2413 yep definitely, how can you be so controlled and not let it out when something bad has happened or even just for that extra expression 😝 us Aussies do follow you guys more in the swearing than Americans, whenever I've traveled they look a little uncomfortable with it, must have all got wedgies on the way over in the Mayflower. Always be you and don't change for any of those prudes, you're so real and that's refreshing 😘
I’m Scottish with an English husband I still find it funny when he swears in his English accent 😂😂 That narrow road is what we call an unclassified road. They are mainly in the countryside in farming areas. There are thousands of them here lol. Slightly wider road is B class and main roads are A class. When I hear Americans swearing it sounds really strange coz u guys use different swear words to us. A “tosser”is a wanker . Thanks guys for this 😂
No other cuntry in the world can beat us at swearing .This morning I got my paper in.local shop and got greeted by " what the fuck are you doing up at this time ,have you shit the bed ? " that was off the shop female owner .
The British are world champions at swearing. Its one of the many skills we have passed on to the rest of the world. Although the best ones are like "Well that was clever!" or "You aren't the sharpest knife!" Good to hear the ladies getting into the spirit of roundly abusing idiot drivers as well.
@@mehallica666 Good on her then! And I bet you caused much of the swearing just as I caused my mother to swear occasionally which made my old dad laugh.
@1chish I recall over-hearing a soldier uncle, just back from Egypt in the 1950s regaling my parents with some very salty insults - he described an inept colleague as: ' .... the result of a liaison between a syphilitic camel and a Port Said whore'. Love it, so very imaginative.
There are still an awful lot of roads in this country that are actually adapted 18th century tracks no less , with very little room for passing 👍🏴
New York is relatively easy to drive, driving light to light in a grid system is straightforward. Try London with narrow roads with converging roundabouts and crazy junctions, it’s difficult and stresses the most experienced drivers.
Ah you’ve not been to Manchester then? 😉 I blame my swearing on my Irish husband, if you go to Eire the F word is just a normal word, I lived there 5 years so I picked it up so to speak 😂
It’s true! I’m from the West Country, Scottish on my dad’s side, but whenever I get heated I always seem to lapse into the Cockney “Faaarkin’ ‘ell, man! Faaark’s sake!”
It's the same in Ireland. A lot of the roads are designed for horse traffic. Many people are so inconsiderate. Over crowded roads and cities are the reasons for a lot of impatience and anger.
I feel like Aussies are basically British but devoid of the line we don’t cross, the embarrassment we all feel in awkward situations and a much much higher tolerance to the beers.
@@Brimfulofbeauty Nah, I disagree about the drinking. Us Brit’s drink pints, they drink scooners, much smaller that pints. We drink them under the table.
The little narrow roads in the countryside have a recess every couple of off hundred yards so if someone comes the other way you can let them pass. Tractors are the worst on these roads, if you get stuck behind one you can walk faster. Congested cities like London or Manchester are known for very narrow streets. These cities were built 100's of years ago when your transport was a horse and cart.
Some around here go back to mediaevil times, they're the usual very bendy winding ones, prob. the locals going home from the pub!..Roman roads are best, they built brilliant straight ones, still finding them 2,000 years later!
Regarding narrow roads here in the UK, given I drive an Iveco Daily dropside van I'm quite used to fitting through spaces with a few inches clearance either side. The problem is there are too many folks here with posh expensive SUVs which they're scared to drive closer than a foot away from the hedge or a parked vehicle, and so they just get in the way. There are a lot of country lanes which are barely wide enough for my van to fit down - I don't really go above third gear on those roads so I can stop quickly.
You absolute f@#king melt is my favourite at the moment.. UK driver here, learned and passed on London roads then moved to the south coast, small village, tiny narrow roads, no street lights.. fun fun fun 😊
In Cornwall our "hedges" are made of two granite walls filled with soil so they are pretty vertical wildflower beds but are hard as rock and often only 1 car width wide, built for carts hundreds of years ago 😅
I second this it's hilarious, the nice wee well spoken cyclist (who is a closet evil pain in the ass haha) and the big bruiser cnut who's and Enuf of it. That and Ronnie Pickering I still laugh at it every couple years when the algorithm throws it up again.
I love how even the mildest mannered person in the world can turn the air blue once behind the wheel of a car. Oh and yeah some of our country roads are dangerous as fuck because the government in their infinite wisdom make them national speed limit roads when u cant see around bends or even fit two cars side by side lol.
You are right about the speed limits on these "lanes" but you need to have a bit of common sense. I think I've learned a lot from riding a motorbike throughout my life. You know not to put your life in danger.
3:16. Guy in the hoodie is right. Backroads / country roads. But you don't see cars going that fast normally. 4:18 pissed off driver yeah. But he will also get shouted at by the bus driver has you are not allowed to drive over those white lines. 5:10 if you pause it. He is not standing. But he is laughing as when he crashed he landed on top of the car's bonnet (you see him on top of the car after his 2nd laugh). 6:13 He is not a dum ass. That is a 2 lane road, a duel carrageway as we call it (2 lane traffic going in the same direction). The lane to his right is for cars overtaking / going faster (opposite side from the US). So if he went into that lane he could be doing the same thing to another car. 9:55 A tosser is the same as a wanker (both words are what guy's do with their hand to make themselves happy)! Yes we have narrow roads. But also UK roads / streets are a a lot smaller to. So our reaction time to anything that happens is also smaller. Where in the US most of your roads / streets are wider and bigger. So you have that little extra time to react to a situation than we do. London is so small, with about 10 million people living in it. The same amount of people living is the whole of Sweden! You can see also in some of your videos here that there are double red lines on the side of the road. That is the centre of London. Normally all over the UK they are double yellow lines. This is no parking or stopping there at all. But in the centre of London. The city. If you stop / park on a double red line. They tow your car directly. They have tow trucks just for this waiting for new customers! And has for wantng to see NY traffic. I'd love to see ANY video that shows Prince moan-a-lot and his bitch wife having that 2 HOUR car chase they claimed happened!!!! Is it possible to have a 10 minute car chase in NY????
5:33 If you look at the road, there's double white lines infront of the van which means give way. The van should have stopped and let the car go first in that situation. That prick didn't even slow down.
3:15 I live in Northern Ireland and there are a ton of these little country roads. You’ll find them all over the UK in rural areas. We don’t have the luxury of space like Americans do so so things can get cramped! They’re so dangerous because you can never see what’s coming around the corner (especially if animals are loose).
Love your reaction very funny It is harder to get a driving license here then in America but we still have shit drivers here too a lot of our roads are narrow here and the roads are over populated with drivers but I think that’s the same every where in other countries
3:10 those roads are what we call "lanes" and they are usually like that. Theres thousands of roads like that everywhere and its very scar driving down them for that very reason
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We do swear a lot here. It is why we don't need therapy for everything.
😂 indeed ha ha 👍
😂
Swearing calmed my nerves from the age of 7 😂
That's actually so true, it's scientifically proven to relieved stress, I effing love it! 🥰
Hahaha! True !
As a British driver I approve of all these phrases.
It is missing cockwomble though.
I concur 😂
Same
I do too...
As a British driver, I've used all these phrases 🤣
In the UK, when you see a vehicle broken down/stranded in a place of any inconvenience it is the LAW you must state to the driver : “you cant park there mate” before driving past
Or you hit them with the "in a bit of a pickle?" 😂😂😂
Should’ve gone to Specsavers
Wank stain is one of my favourites👍
hahahaha
I remember seeing a tow truck picking up a bus in a random place in the town and as the truck reversed towards the bus some kids walked by shouting "can't park there mate!"
I'm a middle-aged English woman, I don't drive, This video is brilliant and has been a real eye-opener. The swearing is as normal as breathing during road trips in UK. Its something we are raised to become accustomed to from birth onwards. Even when parents/adults rarely swear at home or in everyday interactions, it's totally normal when travelling in cars. I've never met anyone, child or adult who has ever been shocked or offended by drivers swearing and ranting.. As I watch a lot of American dashcam and body cam videos. I must admit I HAD noticed the .ack of swearing and found it a bit odd. More like this please.
I’m an ex-pat living in Canada… my kids know that “ what’s said in the car, stays in the car”.
So true. Love your comment!😊
@@sarahhale-pearson533That says it all!😂🤣😂
My work colleague always wanted me to travell with to and from work, 1 for the laughter 2 she couldn't get her words out if cut up on the road. I was very vocal using extra gestures for good measure. Having a northern accent in the south of England always sounds good, it's harsher and harder to understand. By the way no one can take a drivers test or get in a car until they've passed the theory road test. There are 6 types of toad in UK, and prat speeding down that country Rd shouldn't have been going over 30, slower around a blind bend. Hope all this helps
'Knobhead' is one of my personal favourites. Makes me proud to be English and of my fellow Brits 👏 🏴🇬🇧
And Bell end! 😂
And tossa 😅@@Pinkbubble702
Tosser 👍🏼
Fuck my ass 😂 Knobhead is great, also for me as a non-english native.
@@LETMino85fucking class mate
Here in the UK we are literally taught to pass the test. We swear that much because the roads are rammed full of pricks who don't have a clue.
This is why I don't drive, I would just get angry with people doing shit like this.
No we enjoy swearing a lot
Especially the daft cunt stopping in the middle lane of a motorway to change lanes XD
@Kam fr, he calls them blind even tho the other drivers who cut in or drive fast are in the wrong.
@Kam Exactly what I was thinking
Swearing is a national sport in the Uk ..we have refined it ..elevate it and own it 👍👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
And then we blame it on the French...
@@baldieman64 nice finish ..just as it should be
I thought we Irish loved to curse but the British turned it into an art form
I know it's wrong but this fills me with pride 🇬🇧
Ha ha ha me too. 😂
Same 😅
@d hey nobody like u
@d Why? These are quality Anglo Saxon phrases
@@ohwellwhateverr also swearing is actually scientifically proven to release stress and reduce violence so it's a win win 🏆
Americans would never pass the British driving test.
By the looks of it, neither would a lot of Brits.
They cannot drive a car with manual gearing, enough said.
I know I wouldn’t!
British drivers wouldn't either, the first thing I learned when I started driving was how utterly shit and careless most drivers are.
Not a chance
My personal favourite "come on! You'd get a fucking bus through there" lol
I actually used “ you can get a fucking tank through there “ yesterday..!
Also I haven’t heard anyone use “wankstain” ! This is up there on my sweary list !
@@dianeosborne2147 😂😂 I've never heard that before lmao
@@clairendarren I use it fairly often…depends on the wankery of the offending driver !
*A _double decker_ bus, obvs. 😂
A tosser is the same as a wanker by the way just 30% less rude haha
Very well described. Is like the PG version of wanker
Other variations include, to "toss off", "a toss pot" and an "ultimate tosser"
😅🤣😅^^^
Audi drivers are Tossers, BMW drivers are Wankers. I have one of each. It's amazing I have any eyesight left at all!
@@martinfox3478 Thank you for expanding my vocab for when I visit the UK 😂👍
The guy on the right of the panel is a menace. You can't just stop on a motorway, and you can't just switch lanes on a two-lane road, and a double white line means no overtaking.
I can understand that, as he doesn't have the sense to know that wearing a hood and then trying to use headphones is extremely foolish.
Headphones on the inside maybe?
Yup, the guys would definitely be under the dickhead class of drivers here. Wanker.
"Switch lanes dumbass." Oh the irony
I thought this 😂 heaven help the passengers in his car
100% correct. He’s having a go at the drivers who were in the right while thinking the idiots pulling ridiculously dangerous manoeuvres were somehow correct?!? Like the white Transit van that flew across a junction from right to left when the dashcam driver’s lane (and the one next to them) were clearly moving forwards because they had right of way.
Saying “what, he didn’t see that?” is one of the most stupid things I’ve *ever* heard!! I did well not to swear then 😉
I love being British and seeing Americans reacting to stuff like this 😂. I’m used to it 😂
First Southampton fan to send respect to a Portsmouth fan, have a nice Day And Wish you luck for the rest of the season :)
Same, pup ppu 🔵🔵
@@GPA_Karting Funny there is 5k views and 4 of us at least are from the same place ish lol
@@BritishReaction probably more but just haven’t commented lol
Must be something going on here. Pup 💙💙
As a British ex-pat in Canada, this was a delightful nostalgic treat, also to hear you guys say ‘bell-end’. Please say bollocks!
You can't beat a good old fashioned "Faaaaacking hellll!"
My Dad, even though he was born in Bermondsey, South London, aspired to being a bit “posh”. I never heard him swear. His choice of words when trying to insult someone, were worthy of laughing tears though. He was once so angry with Ted Heath on the telly, he threw his slipper at the screen, calling him a syphilitic hermaphrodite. 🤭 R.I.P. Dad ❤
Your dad is a legend that’s hilarious 😂
@@siobhanoliver3767 He was a bit of a legend indeed. Thankyou 🤭
What a beautiful insult! 😆
Fudge! and Horlicks! are my go to swear words
Oh my word, I’m in stitches. Your dad rocked!
No one swears as eloquently and inventively as us brits. Proud. 👏🇬🇧
Absofuckinglutely.
Us brits are the best swearers
Inventively? Its always the same 8 words💀 you want inventive? Go to the balkans
@@inquisitive6786 nor
The Scots have THE most inventive swear words , I’m from Surrey but I now before them
Fair play your man on the right is fkn clueless 😂😂😂
As a sweary Brit driver I think k id say ‘Bellend’ is my favourite, not insanely rude, but certainly adequate
Mine was “SHITTING PEUGEOT!” 😂
@blahblahblah563 that ones gone down in meme history
What does it mean?
@Supernova752 bellend? Technically 2 words but they're joined together 'bell' and 'end', means the end part of a penis (because of the shape). Consider yourself educated lol
@@equalityrae Bell end? It refers to the glans penis, the helmet. So literally calling someone a penis tip
The London and Northern accents are the best! 😂 This kind of makes me feel proud to be British. We do swear quite a lot! 😊 Not even sorry.
There's standard swearing in the UK as you've pointed out. If you hear some creative words you've never heard before, then you know they're properly pissed off (angry).
Yep definitely 🇬🇧
It's all in the voice tone.
A former colleague of mine once called an idiot driver a “f*cking limp-d*icked idiot w*anker of a saltless booger with bad DNA”. Perfectly understanding since the idiot in question almost hit him after running a red light. I love the boundless creativity of British swearing. The Scottish are the absolute champions of creative swearing in the entire United Kingdom IMHO.
The colleague in question went on for a bit longer but I was trying too hard not to laugh whilst getting my heartbeat under control as well to understand it all. There were references to ancestry associated with limp wrinkly carrots and oxygen-starved embryos as well. Absolutely brilliant. I was in awe.
Another time I heard someone being referred to as several handfuls of raisins short for a Christmas pudding. 😂
There's almost nothing quite as entertaining as a pure, unadulterated swear session caught on dashcam. Primal emotions unleashed!
Feckin' oath
Nobody swears like the Brits.
I think the Aussies give us a run for our money 🤣
Was gonna say! Our cousins over the pond definitely took the profanity gene with them down under
Have you heard the Aussies or Kiwis, their language can be very volourful
@@toastofcinder3547 exactly what I was going to say, Aussies and Brits! 😂
You should really hear the Spanish though...
Makes me proud to be British and your reactions are hysterical boys.
I'm glad you got to hear all our 'greatest hits' 😂
I learnt to swear at my pappys knee. He was a sailor who, without drawing breath, could swear with venom and unbeaten inventiveness without repeating himself for 5 minutes straight. I am both proud and blessed. Lol.
Yep, my dad was a sailor and a minor, my mother was a factory worker with a black country family so my vocabulary was colourful and varied from an early age 😀
What a man!
Amazing 😂
This is all of me, when driving my bus around the great British streets. You should see the passengers faces. Pure class. I smiled watching this video.
I never hear the term ‘COCKWOMBLE’ in any of these lol, a word I’ve come to use quite often 🤣
this got me, well done
I was in an English taxi cab and a cyclist came up and started swearing at the driver for not slowing down. The drive fought with him and it was pretty funny.
lmao 3.10''what is that road?'' its a country lane where u can just squeeze by another car or one of the drivers will have to reverse to let the other car through so u can both be on ur way. City folk panic going through these.
I mean some of these would make any drivers panic. I've seen a lane where the mirrors were touching the shrubbery on either side
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No lighting also speed limit of 60mph on these roads
@@cleggy1872 just have to keep flashing your headlights so people can actually see you coming
@@elhomo6406 yeah thats only in the pitch black though when you're going at 60
The "Jesus wept" took me out 😂😂😂😂
I was in New York this year and the guy driving us back to the airport did say that he thought UK drivers were better as he learned in Oman from a Scottish instructor and what he taught him easily set him up for New York and he’d been there for 40 years.
Lol. I'm Scottish and lived in Oman as a kid and my mum took her test there. It involved driving forward, then reversing a bit and then going around some cement filled barrels.😄 My dad was sat in the back, (had to be there, being in a car with a man that wasn't your husband wasn't done,) so nerve wracking enough, and watched by a gang of old men debating amongst themselves if she'd pass. She did, but failed when she had to retake in the UK, lol.
Never thought I'd enjoy watching someone else enjoy watching us lot swear. I even recognised a few of the roads - absolutely beaming with pride!!!!!
5:25 he’s laughing all the way to the bank 😂
Uk roads were pretty much made for horse and carts, especially in the older cities. Many havent changed since the Romans invaded. Plus, we are a little island by comparison and space is at a premium.
Swearing is part of our every day speach. Work and personal.. 😂
*Speech ironically
@@Lee-wv8vn well spotted 🫣😂
I swear that us Brits only actually have, like, 7 swear words in total, but we have so many variants and combinations for them that we never run out.
07:50. I think he say what a F- Plum, bit old fashioned but classic
yeah, thats textbook, "you f'ing (insert random fruit or veg of choice)" is classic.
My children used to warn their friends about my language in the car, 🤭
One of my youngest sons first words was from me in the car, thankfully it was 'go go go' at junctions. 😂
Just a normal day on the road for us in the U.K. 😂
Wait theres such thing as an automatic car
YEP just a normal day🤣🤣
@@staceyblain6757 yes even in the UK...
I love when their so angry that they don’t know what swear word to choose lol
they're
@@blackdragoncyrus who are you? The effing grammar police?
@@hanselmansell7555 Upset that someone wants to stop the dumbing down of the planet? What's your problem?
My sister moved from the uk to the states, she has confirmed you all can’t drive, plus we have different rules like no undertaking on motorways.
It’s incredibly hard to pass your test in the uk, but yeah we still have idiots on the road here.
You are allowed to undertake from the 2nd lane
If someone is sticking in the middle lane which is illegal its so hard not to undertake just to show them.
A UK person telling Americans we can't drive? What a weird perspective.
If you are travelling at the speed limit, or under, it is legal to pass in the nearside lane. The outer lanes are overtaking lanes. Once an overtake has been completed move to the left when safe to do so.
@@thatdude123 u cant tho. we dont just drive, we fight. Get some roundabouts first. Also it's called an indicator, not turn signal or a blinker.
' F Fucks sake' is definitely from Yorkshire 😂😂
What you don't see in these video clips are all the hand signals that go along with all the swearing especially for "wanker" and "tosser" 🤣🤣
I've just come across your channel and love watching how you all react to our comedians here in the UK and stuff like British drivers swearing, it makes me laugh seeing your reactions, great videos guys 👍
We Brits need to use our traditional swearwords more. Bloody, bollocks, bellend...etc. Don't want them dying out 😁
6:10 Did you actually just suggest that the driver should've suddenly switched lanes when the other car legally needs to give way... that could've been dangerous to the traffic behind lol.
You can't tell if there's something in the right lane either. Plenty of clips out there showing somebody swerving an collecting the vehicle alongside.
@@michaelmclachlan1650 It becomes the domino effect.
The right lane is oncoming traffic.
It's a 2 way road - unless someone was overtakig them the right lane would have been fine.
@@dopiaza2006 it’s not, the is a large island separating the oncoming traffic, this is a dual carriage way, not a 2 way road
Whoever made this comp is elite, I’m from london and this made me laugh still🤣
Nothing makes me happier than listening to Scot’s swearing in driving videos 😂 makes me a little less homesick. Would probably be quite difficult for most to understand half of it but it’s hilarious 😂
At 7:50 he called him a "plum". Plum is another word for idiot and fool, though it's usually more friendly. It's like silly-billy, numpty, plonker, muppet, etc.
Can also mean “bollock” lol
This was hillarious ..... and I am a Brit !
Best swearing was at 9:12 - it has some real meaning to it as well.
It's not just the swear word but the conviction behind it too lol
So true! It MEANS so much more than just swearing for the sake of it! People don't get that our swearing DOES actually "stand-in" for other normal words.
I get so angry sometimes I make up swear words on the spot in some random babble! 😂 The funniest one I can remember, was when my daughter was younger, and she was helping me to put away washing. She was in her room putting away her clean clothes, I was on the landing, to put towels in the airing cupboard. I opened the door and it swung out and went over my toe wedging it underneath for a second. I burst out with:
*"FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A FORK IN IT! FUCKING TITS AND FANNY HOLES IN A CRIB!!!"* .....whilst I was slamming the door back and forth! My daughter was peeping out like 🤭...trying not to laugh because she felt she should have been concerned, not amused. But we both laughed with tears after that! 🤣
I could barely type that ^^^ for giggling! What a stupid random thing to say... but fuck me, was I raging! There's something about stubbing a toe isn't there? So unnecessary that it pisses you off even more.
I'm glad I don't drive...within a month I'd have full blown Tourettes! 😜
Swearing to us is just language...it emphasises our feelings to better explain how we really feel. Pisses me off when people are offended by it or presume we're too stupid to have a better vocabulary. Sometimes, there simply aren't any BETTER words than raging swearing that makes no sense.
It's cos we're well 'ard! 😂 We don't take no shit!
I laugh my arse off if an American says "Bite me!" WTF is that?
Try saying that over here in a pub one weekend, and don't blame me when you find yourself in A&E with half an ear chomped off!
Someone's bound to be in the mood to take you at your word! 😂
Proud Brit (English) too! 😘😘😘
@@tamielizabethallaway2413 that has to be the winning comment, had me laughing out loud, could see it happening, we're right behind you with swearing, its just putting a bit more emphasis on how we feel 👍🤣🇦🇺
@@LoueeLouii917 aww thank you! It's because the swearing just paints the picture doesn't it? If I'd said "the door scuffed my toe and really quite annoyed me" you'd think I was posh! I don't really trust people who don't swear tbh...they don't have to eff and blind non stop, but in those moments where life, circumstances, bad luck, or some idiot is REALLY getting on your tits, and they STILL don't swear...? 🤔 Hmmm that seems very iffy to me. Australians swear like us...? But Americans, I dunno, I think something happened on that Mayflower on their way over there, they're definitely "different". 😳 I had a lady say to me the other day, "Could you please make your point without cussing?" I replied, "Oh I could absolutely! But last time I checked that choice was mine, yes? So while it's my choice I'll say what I want in whichever way I bloody well want to! Did you get THAT fucking point...? Arsehole!" 😂 Meanwhile she probably takes a belt to her kids when they're naughty... Yet finds a few words offensive! 😘😘😘
@@tamielizabethallaway2413 yep definitely, how can you be so controlled and not let it out when something bad has happened or even just for that extra expression 😝 us Aussies do follow you guys more in the swearing than Americans, whenever I've traveled they look a little uncomfortable with it, must have all got wedgies on the way over in the Mayflower. Always be you and don't change for any of those prudes, you're so real and that's refreshing 😘
@@LoueeLouii917 oh wow you're Australian! I had no idea! That's even funnier....and proves my point! 😜😜😜
I’m Scottish with an English husband I still find it funny when he swears in his English accent 😂😂
That narrow road is what we call an unclassified road. They are mainly in the countryside in farming areas. There are thousands of them here lol.
Slightly wider road is B class and main roads are A class.
When I hear Americans swearing it sounds really strange coz u guys use different swear words to us. A “tosser”is a wanker .
Thanks guys for this 😂
Great way to hear the huge range of British isles accents!!
No other cuntry in the world can beat us at swearing .This morning I got my paper in.local shop and got greeted by " what the fuck are you doing up at this time ,have you shit the bed ? " that was off the shop female owner .
We do rage swear a lot in our cars, especially about Sunday drivers lol
The British are world champions at swearing. Its one of the many skills we have passed on to the rest of the world.
Although the best ones are like "Well that was clever!" or "You aren't the sharpest knife!"
Good to hear the ladies getting into the spirit of roundly abusing idiot drivers as well.
You want to hear my 70yr old mam. Swears like a bloody trooper!
@@mehallica666 Good on her then! And I bet you caused much of the swearing just as I caused my mother to swear occasionally which made my old dad laugh.
@1chish
I recall over-hearing a soldier uncle, just back from Egypt in the 1950s regaling my parents with some very salty insults - he described an inept colleague as:
' .... the result of a liaison between a syphilitic camel and a Port Said whore'.
Love it, so very imaginative.
There are still an awful lot of roads in this country that are actually adapted 18th century tracks no less , with very little room for passing 👍🏴
This guy on the right is a genius…switch lanes into oncoming traffic😂
Kid on the right is so immature, what a knacker!
Hes a proper spacker
There was no oncoming traffic
New York is relatively easy to drive, driving light to light in a grid system is straightforward. Try London with narrow roads with converging roundabouts and crazy junctions, it’s difficult and stresses the most experienced drivers.
7:50 "oh, what a fucking plum" in case you hadn't worked it out yet :p
Nobody swears like us Brits, it's a way of life. Funnily enough everyone seems to swear with a cockney/Essex accent no matter where you're from...
Ah well the Essex swearing makes two words out of each swearword as in "Fook Inn Wan Kerr!"
Double the value.
😂 true
Ah you’ve not been to Manchester then? 😉 I blame my swearing on my Irish husband, if you go to Eire the F word is just a normal word, I lived there 5 years so I picked it up so to speak 😂
It’s true! I’m from the West Country, Scottish on my dad’s side, but whenever I get heated I always seem to lapse into the Cockney “Faaarkin’ ‘ell, man! Faaark’s sake!”
This had me crying with laughter, OMG I love the UK and your reactions were hilarious
And because we don't have guns there's no shooting each other, it's a win win! 😉
It's the same in Ireland. A lot of the roads are designed for horse traffic. Many people are so inconsiderate. Over crowded roads and cities are the reasons for a lot of impatience and anger.
Our driving test is one of the hardest in the world. Also most of our cars are manual unlike most American cars are automatic
And the majority of us drive manual (stick) in the UK. Which is actual driving.
No-one swears quite like us brits…proud moment
Us Aussies will give you a run for your money.
@@keithkearns93 Came here to comment on the Aussies. And I'm English. Keep up the good profanity work over there.
@@mehallica666 Will do . I practice every day.
Oh you sweet summer child
I'm an English man now living in west Africa. Compared to the Gambia all of these drivers seem safe .
Do ones for Australians. You ain't seen anything until you heard an Aussie cursing on the road.
I feel like Aussies are basically British but devoid of the line we don’t cross, the embarrassment we all feel in awkward situations and a much much higher tolerance to the beers.
@@Brimfulofbeauty Nah, I disagree about the drinking. Us Brit’s drink pints, they drink scooners, much smaller that pints. We drink them under the table.
5:34 the dotted white lines on the right means the white van stops and gives way, its not an "intersection".
11:15 is my favorite. "F**king stupid c**t!"
The little narrow roads in the countryside have a recess every couple of off hundred yards so if someone comes the other way you can let them pass. Tractors are the worst on these roads, if you get stuck behind one you can walk faster. Congested cities like London or Manchester are known for very narrow streets. These cities were built 100's of years ago when your transport was a horse and cart.
Some around here go back to mediaevil times, they're the usual very bendy winding ones, prob. the locals going home from the pub!..Roman roads are best, they built brilliant straight ones, still finding them 2,000 years later!
I've found anyone driving a tractor has been very courteous and stopping to let traffic pass when ever they can. But then, I don't live in England.
Weve been swearing for over a thousand years....its our way of life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
came for the inbetweeners... stuck around for the CITY BOYS - THATS WHY THEY THE GOATS, THE GOATS
You should use these vids to play "British swear bingo" lol
😂😂😂 My children said to me "mummy, why do you always swear at people when we are driving!? 🙈🙊".......im trying not to now 😅😂
Drive anywhere in the uk for more than an hr and you will repeat all these phrases at least once 😂
Regarding narrow roads here in the UK, given I drive an Iveco Daily dropside van I'm quite used to fitting through spaces with a few inches clearance either side. The problem is there are too many folks here with posh expensive SUVs which they're scared to drive closer than a foot away from the hedge or a parked vehicle, and so they just get in the way.
There are a lot of country lanes which are barely wide enough for my van to fit down - I don't really go above third gear on those roads so I can stop quickly.
That guy that you couldn’t understand called the guy a plum, it’s a slang word for idiot
It’s actually a fruit
Plum
5:20 not laughing. Just the regional equivalent of ow ow ow.
Wanka dosa same meaning.
We British are proud to have Road rage .
No guns no fighting with knives.
Please god we never change 🇬🇧
My dad never swore but always heard him yelling 'pillock!' And 'Damn Sunday driver's!' 😂
Well considering "pillock" is another term for penis I'd see it as the same as "dickhead"
You absolute f@#king melt is my favourite at the moment.. UK driver here, learned and passed on London roads then moved to the south coast, small village, tiny narrow roads, no street lights.. fun fun fun 😊
You guys are my new favourite reactors. Keep doing what you’re doing and you’ll be raking in the clunge
From the minge mobile 🚗
At the caravan club
Bumders
A mountain of clunge
On the Pussay Patrole!
I love the Americans! I have to say, hearing it in video is kind of funnier than in real life
In Cornwall our "hedges" are made of two granite walls filled with soil so they are pretty vertical wildflower beds but are hard as rock and often only 1 car width wide, built for carts hundreds of years ago 😅
You should react to rude football chants, makes me proud and ashamed at the same time.🏴🇬🇧
That road is a typical country road. They often have a speed limit of 60mph.
Guys the video at 14:42 "clown takes a pratfall" is definitely worth a reaction to! You won't be disappointed.
I second this it's hilarious, the nice wee well spoken cyclist (who is a closet evil pain in the ass haha) and the big bruiser cnut who's and Enuf of it. That and Ronnie Pickering I still laugh at it every couple years when the algorithm throws it up again.
Guy on the right has an insane talent for talking at the exact wrong fcuking second. Every single clip he spoke over the video ffs 🤣
"Are you stupid. You idiot". Proceeds to overtake an indicating bus pulling off 😂
If you can't drive "shift" you have no relevant opinion on who's better driver 😁
Love these reaction videos lads! As you can see we all seem to have the same or similar angry motto 🤣
I love how even the mildest mannered person in the world can turn the air blue once behind the wheel of a car.
Oh and yeah some of our country roads are dangerous as fuck because the government in their infinite wisdom make them national speed limit roads when u cant see around bends or even fit two cars side by side lol.
Same here in NZ.
You are right about the speed limits on these "lanes" but you need to have a bit of common sense. I think I've learned a lot from riding a motorbike throughout my life. You know not to put your life in danger.
I love how much the words "idiot" and "stupid" are used among the expletives. My favourite insults to be honest.
3:16. Guy in the hoodie is right. Backroads / country roads. But you don't see cars going that fast normally.
4:18 pissed off driver yeah. But he will also get shouted at by the bus driver has you are not allowed to drive over those white lines.
5:10 if you pause it. He is not standing. But he is laughing as when he crashed he landed on top of the car's bonnet (you see him on top of the car after his 2nd laugh).
6:13 He is not a dum ass. That is a 2 lane road, a duel carrageway as we call it (2 lane traffic going in the same direction). The lane to his right is for cars overtaking / going faster (opposite side from the US). So if he went into that lane he could be doing the same thing to another car.
9:55 A tosser is the same as a wanker (both words are what guy's do with their hand to make themselves happy)!
Yes we have narrow roads. But also UK roads / streets are a a lot smaller to. So our reaction time to anything that happens is also smaller. Where in the US most of your roads / streets are wider and bigger. So you have that little extra time to react to a situation than we do. London is so small, with about 10 million people living in it. The same amount of people living is the whole of Sweden! You can see also in some of your videos here that there are double red lines on the side of the road. That is the centre of London. Normally all over the UK they are double yellow lines. This is no parking or stopping there at all. But in the centre of London. The city. If you stop / park on a double red line. They tow your car directly. They have tow trucks just for this waiting for new customers!
And has for wantng to see NY traffic. I'd love to see ANY video that shows Prince moan-a-lot and his bitch wife having that 2 HOUR car chase they claimed happened!!!! Is it possible to have a 10 minute car chase in NY????
5:33 If you look at the road, there's double white lines infront of the van which means give way. The van should have stopped and let the car go first in that situation. That prick didn't even slow down.
Exactly. Seeing them is one thing, anticipating they'd pull something this stupid needs psychic powers.
3:15 I live in Northern Ireland and there are a ton of these little country roads. You’ll find them all over the UK in rural areas. We don’t have the luxury of space like Americans do so so things can get cramped!
They’re so dangerous because you can never see what’s coming around the corner (especially if animals are loose).
alot in Wales too
Love your reaction very funny It is harder to get a driving license here then in America but we still have shit drivers here too a lot of our roads are narrow here and the roads are over populated with drivers but I think that’s the same every where in other countries
3:10 those roads are what we call "lanes" and they are usually like that. Theres thousands of roads like that everywhere and its very scar driving down them for that very reason
Brits: *Crash, say Tit, then laugh at the crash"
Americans: *Talk through and over all the action for the entire video*