Next thing I want to see is Woolie getting a pet. Plague will send him a snapping turtle and we'll hear Woolie rationalize keeping it because it has DEFENSIVE OPTIONS.
The fact that six months went by before she said anything along the lines of "I need my own space because there are times you make me uncomfortable" is amazing. She might be a saint.
This week on the Fucboivin household: New brother for Elmo, new car for Paige, but the same old complete lack of understanding over what the color blue is for Pat.
The house was for Elmo, the puppy is for Elmo. I know we all know it, but sometimes you got openly remind yourself Elmo owns those two red head siblings.
I always had the impression that pat was a bit of a manchild but he's clearly very well informed and mature about the care of both Elmo and this puppy.
I'll never understand why people think Pat is a manchild.. Dude has shown many times he's incredibly smart, he just has his 'quirks' that he exaggerates
@@mothermushroom_ He does act like a manchild quite a bit though. If he disagrees with something instead of discussing it like a normal person he says the other person is wrong no matter what and will never find an even ground with them. He doesent even bother to listen because he thinks his opinion is always right. : o
@@atmmachine11 i I think you should definitely look up the definition of a manchild because what you said is definitely not in the slightest a manchild. Maybe stubborn but not a manchild.
Parvo is no joke. If a dog survives having it past age 2, they’ll still have to deal with it for the rest of their life. My parents dog had it and she would get seizures yearly, then seasonally, then monthly, then near the end almost daily. She lived for ~15 years. All the way through blindness, deafness, and the point where she wouldn’t come back in during a snowstorm and would just keep digging. They got her in and she was put down with my mom being there for her. My mom didn’t like that dog, but she still misses her little foot warmer.
Yeah I was surprised when he said it was just a bulldog, it definitely has something else mixed it. Doesnt really matter I guess, still cute little fuzzball.
I might've missed it, but do they ever say how much they paid for this supposed purebred? Also I'm glad they picked an animal that will match their sedantary lifestyles
No joke, but I hate when things appear a different color on camera. You see a shirt you think is black? It is actually dark gray. Purple blanket? Dark blue
I know a lot of people are going to disagree here but these have always been my favourite types of podcast on both SBFP and CSB. I like when Woolie and Pat have a genuine conversation about normal everyday things without bringing in memes constantly or starting 'arguments'. Sure things like the Woolie VS Ghosts discussion on SBFP was funny as shit but these ones just make me happy and remember that these 2 are real humans and good friends
I could only imagine how long it would take someone to break if there was a reverse Wilfred comedy dog tv show situation where a person is stuck living as Pat’s dog and he treats them as such not knowing any better. I think he would still take care of you, he’s no abuser, but the amount of horror you would witness that a regular dog would be spared by it’s inability to comprehend...
Make sure Elmo is also up to date on vaccines since cats can get their own form of parvo (which can also be deadly) andthey can spread to dogs and vice versa
XoftheTITANS Knowing both of them, it’s unlikely they’ll have kids. Not to be weird or anything but for some people you can just tell they won’t have kids at this time.
Would it even be safe for them to do so? I'm not a doctor myself, but with the myriad health problems Paige seems to have, a potential pregnancy might be too dangerous to attempt.
I know Woolie was judging it hard, but considering that soil disease that came up, even if Pat also is completely committed to humiliating that dog, I think the stroller is their way to take them on walks while also stopping them from moving to soil
He thinks he's speaking hyperbole with Zangief giving him the Goldberg Spear when he's full size but he's super not, once that growth spurt happens in a couple months he will not know his own strength nor height and will play with Pat and Paige just like he was still smol
Also Pat. If you’re so concerned about the love and care that this animal needs, it shows you could support a child if you so pleased. Please do so when you are ready so that someone other then your moderators can take care of you in your late 70s
I'm not surprised Pat would get weepy at a private moment with the puppy (Paige has mentioned him becoming all gooey over Elmo when they were out of the house), but it still drew a great big "AWWW" from me.
I do not dress up the dogs I work with, but I do encourage people to train their animals into handling some form of dress up. This is important because on the sad, sad chance your pet gets injured and must wear a cast or have stitches- those who have learned that wearing clothes isn't the end of the world will be less stressed than those who haven't been taught.
Pat's spot on about Parvo being a dog supervirus, but it is survivable! One of my dogs I adopted came down with it and thankfully survived after being held at a vet's for a few days. That said, yeah it's definitely a big concern and should be played safe if you get a puppy.
"the puppy is for elmo." The puppy: Upsets elmo, tries to bang him, invades his personal space, scares him out of rooms and so on. Maybe should of got a cat.
I remember my dog Cooper when we first got him years ago got Parvo. Hes past away now from old age, but he lived through the Parvo just barely. I remember my mother nursing in 24/7 round the clock to keep him alive.
Hey, remember about 3-4 years ago on the old podcast Pat said "you can get a little Weiner Dog & name it Zangief because dogs are stupid"? Man, What a callout.
He never explicitly stated exactly who would be walking the dog when it's time. I heard a lot of excuses in the form of "we can't do it yet" but I really want to see Pat get his lazy ass up and walk Zangief three times a day. Or at least two with Paige picking up the third. The idea that he'll lose even a little bit of weight from taking care of this dog is so, so juicy...
i got a weird situation with my doggo where he didnt care about storms at all. it was weird. then this last year he suddenly started being scared of storms and i dont know why, but i figured if he was "under something" to make him feel safe he would calm down as comforting him did nothing aside from digging his claws in to me. we had a smaller doggy holder with opaque cloth and he just climbed right in to it and he doesnt cry in there.
I worked at an animal shelter, and Parvo is a nasty thing. We had to straight up bleach our isolation kennels for days after a parvo dog was in there, and we had to rigorously clean them every day. If an outside kennel had a parvo dog in it we had a special cleaning compound to douse the ground with, and the fencing was effectively retired for months. Shit's just nasty, especially for small town shelters.
Maybe im the weird one, but when i got my puppy i didnt attempt to seperate her from my cat at all. They just had to live with each other and got used to each other really fast. I also didnt sleep in shifts to make sure my cat was getting enough attention all hours of the day lol
Yeah that is strange, but I guess it's a benefit from the types of jobs they have. My cat and dog tolerate each other, but my cat hates all dogs anyway.
I had a pup survive parvo but boy was that fucking rough on him. Took immediate action too, if we waited till the next day he would have been dead by the morning.
Man Parvo is a NASTY thing. Its a death sentence for any dog under 1 year, and even past that, survival isn't guaranteed. My childhood dog got it when he was about a year and a half and it nearly killed him. This was back in 1996. My cousin's dog had it a couple years back. He also survived, again, he was around 1+ years old. But for a little puppy its death. No chance of survival
Next thing I want to see is Woolie getting a pet. Plague will send him a snapping turtle and we'll hear Woolie rationalize keeping it because it has DEFENSIVE OPTIONS.
You dont get it, his heavy bite can hit from neutral within two frames, its literaly unreactable, you gotta respect it
This turtle has PERMANENT ROYAL GUARD! -Woolie, 20XX
Eh, it's just like keeping any other turtle, from what I've heard, they're just pricks to feed cause they mostly want live prey.
@@SharkNinjaBlueStar sounds to me like they're just MOTIVATED
Woolie would be really into TierZoo.
Pat: Apparently living with me is hard.
Everyone: What? No...
Mark Wahlberg impressions intensify.
I'm shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.
It's like Don't Starve where Pat emits insanity aura and the only way to counter this is the combination of Elmo and Zangief's sanity aura
The fact that six months went by before she said anything along the lines of "I need my own space because there are times you make me uncomfortable" is amazing. She might be a saint.
Patto doggo
“We have... this greenish, felt blanket”
_Oh no, not again. I don’t think I can handle a second time_
Cazzy Talk has activated! Green is blue now!
@Personal Risk Don't try to make reason from his logic, it only makes him stronger.
@Personal Risk I think it's more plausible that his stand is altering reality to make him wrong.
This week on the Fucboivin household: New brother for Elmo, new car for Paige, but the same old complete lack of understanding over what the color blue is for Pat.
Also hopefully Elmo and Zangief fighting shirtless in the rain
MLG Hazrad Elmo and Zangief fighting shirtless on top of Paige’s car like metal gear rex
he was right about the gamecube though
@@LieseFury I lack the ability to understand specific color names
we look forward to zangiefs career with great interest
Pat: Well, he had a tiny V on his chest, so we named him Zangief, obviously.
Woolie: Why not name him "Sin Devil Trigger Vergil?"
Zangeif: give me the food bowl
Elmo: no way, you’ve got your own
Zangeif: Well I want yours too
"Food, mine. My food!"
@@syrushbluhr *Pat proceeds to eat both their bowls and Paige gets styled on by demons in the back ground*
"Dont follow me Zangief! Downstairs, was our father's home."
Elmo: Foolishness, Zangief. Foolishness!
Food controls all humans...and humans control all food.
24:43 Woolie, pointing down at the ads on this videos timeline: this is the hustle economy
Love that one of the first things Pat did when Paige got a car was use it to get a Monster. Never change Pat.
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I remember Pat telling a story where he saw a lady with a stroller, and he looked inside and there was a wiener dog inside.
His name is Zangief. Put some respect on his name, Woolie.
CYCLOOOOONE!
But it his birth name though like how Woolie's relatives, and sometimes us, call Woolie, Darlington
all borks are same to woolie
He ain’t called Blanka so Woolie turns the other cheek.
The house was for Elmo, the puppy is for Elmo. I know we all know it, but sometimes you got openly remind yourself Elmo owns those two red head siblings.
Gotta get Woolie to meet Zangief in person ASAP so he doesn't grow up racist.
Long as a black man doesn't put the animals head in their mouth then the dog shouldn't grow up racist
But Woolie is already grown up
Too late, Woolie is already a racist
sianine is he though?
Jesus what a reference
Paige: Pat your hard to live with sometimes
Pat : *surprised Pikachu face*
This video contains no actual dog, and that saddens me.
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11:25 Woolie unleashes his villain laugh.
That Billy/Predator laugh.
Woolie: You mean the chaos emeralds?
I always had the impression that pat was a bit of a manchild but he's clearly very well informed and mature about the care of both Elmo and this puppy.
If there’s one thing I trust Pat and Paige with, it’s raising pets
Maybe I'm being a dingus but isin't it a better idea to get them when they are both a kitten/puppy ?
I'll never understand why people think Pat is a manchild.. Dude has shown many times he's incredibly smart, he just has his 'quirks' that he exaggerates
@@mothermushroom_ He does act like a manchild quite a bit though. If he disagrees with something instead of discussing it like a normal person he says the other person is wrong no matter what and will never find an even ground with them. He doesent even bother to listen because he thinks his opinion is always right. : o
@@atmmachine11 i
I think you should definitely look up the definition of a manchild because what you said is definitely not in the slightest a manchild. Maybe stubborn but not a manchild.
Woolie deciding to learn the in-depth mechanics of dogs to snuff them better.
Parvo is no joke. If a dog survives having it past age 2, they’ll still have to deal with it for the rest of their life. My parents dog had it and she would get seizures yearly, then seasonally, then monthly, then near the end almost daily. She lived for ~15 years. All the way through blindness, deafness, and the point where she wouldn’t come back in during a snowstorm and would just keep digging. They got her in and she was put down with my mom being there for her.
My mom didn’t like that dog, but she still misses her little foot warmer.
Pat your RabbidLuigi cosplay is looking dope.
i can't unsee it now
Nice to see you here dude
fuck you doing here
Fuck how could you do this to me, now I'm afflicted
Pat, I would very much appreciate pictures of Zangief in the stroller.
Siberian Stroller Cyclone
Zangief legit looks like a breed with a Rottweiler. Hi fur colours are very rare for pure breed bulldogs.
Guess crazy talk activated when Pat said he was a purebred
Yeah I was surprised when he said it was just a bulldog, it definitely has something else mixed it. Doesnt really matter I guess, still cute little fuzzball.
what if pat and paige got pranked by the breeder and they just gave em a rottweiler pup
I might've missed it, but do they ever say how much they paid for this supposed purebred? Also I'm glad they picked an animal that will match their sedantary lifestyles
Pat is the only person I know of who would buy their pet a pet
You clearly never played Neopets
You gotta teach this dog zangief's specials. Shake when you tell him banishing flat, do spin at pile-driver, etc.
"greenish blanket"
DUDE that is blue
perfectly calibrated
it is totally purple! xD
No joke, but I hate when things appear a different color on camera. You see a shirt you think is black? It is actually dark gray. Purple blanket? Dark blue
I know a lot of people are going to disagree here but these have always been my favourite types of podcast on both SBFP and CSB. I like when Woolie and Pat have a genuine conversation about normal everyday things without bringing in memes constantly or starting 'arguments'. Sure things like the Woolie VS Ghosts discussion on SBFP was funny as shit but these ones just make me happy and remember that these 2 are real humans and good friends
This has been a long time coming, based on that Friendcast bit about naming kids and animals with pop-culture references.
I could only imagine how long it would take someone to break if there was a reverse Wilfred comedy dog tv show situation where a person is stuck living as Pat’s dog and he treats them as such not knowing any better. I think he would still take care of you, he’s no abuser, but the amount of horror you would witness that a regular dog would be spared by it’s inability to comprehend...
This is absolutely horrifying have a nice day
You mean seeing Elmo crack open Pat and Paige to check their soft/hardware? Yeah, that would be traumatizing.
Gotta respect Pat's seriousness when it comes to taking care of his pets.
Make sure Elmo is also up to date on vaccines since cats can get their own form of parvo (which can also be deadly) andthey can spread to dogs and vice versa
Woolie is the last one that should call sombody out on being white
elmo and zangief are tommy and dil from the rugrats movie
Waiting on the circus chimps
@@Abdega the circus chimps are plague's farm animals
Is Elmo gonna try to murder Zangief by drowning him in dog food?
@@treygoeshard yes and then pat is going to make a giant pterodactyl machine to rescue them, or is pat the deedee of the relationship
Pat and Paige ARE the circus chimps
Pat is a colorblind egg.
The amount of effort they're going through I wonder how many pets are they going to get before they have a child.
Any offspring Pat has would be amazing.
I might be wrong and I hope someone corrects me on this. I believe Paige is taking the pill for snoo snoo
XoftheTITANS Knowing both of them, it’s unlikely they’ll have kids. Not to be weird or anything but for some people you can just tell they won’t have kids at this time.
Oh a dog is definitely a child that never grows up. Lol
Would it even be safe for them to do so? I'm not a doctor myself, but with the myriad health problems Paige seems to have, a potential pregnancy might be too dangerous to attempt.
Holy shit. Pat is great at this new puppy thing. Like better than most people I've met.
Sounds like he actually put in the work, unlike the majority of new pet owners.
They got the puppy a stroller....sounds about white. Looks like the puppy is in good hands
I know Woolie was judging it hard, but considering that soil disease that came up, even if Pat also is completely committed to humiliating that dog, I think the stroller is their way to take them on walks while also stopping them from moving to soil
"my advice for this podcast is to stop being poor" *smash cut to youtube ad*
>Paige has a car now
Well there goes my thinly veiled illusion of safety as a pedestrian
so to be clear; Dogcon has entered Pat stares at.
DOGCON! DOGCON! DOGCON! DOGCON!
this is the prelude to pat actually having a real human baby
He thinks he's speaking hyperbole with Zangief giving him the Goldberg Spear when he's full size but he's super not, once that growth spurt happens in a couple months he will not know his own strength nor height and will play with Pat and Paige just like he was still smol
For a while there, I thought woolie was implying pat would come out as a furry when he talked about that costume bit
7:13 Woolie, very clearly incapable of understanding that anyone can love an animal this much.
It's pathetic
Holy shit this is the single most monetized video I’ve ever seen
The hustle starts now.
CastleSuperShill
Nah it's cool tho, gotta make money, I respect it.
Elmo: HOW DARE YOU BRING THIS BEAST INTO MY REALM
The baby
"JJ is no longer pregnant"
:(
'CONGRATULATIONS!'
:)
11:25 woolie does a yakuza boss anime villain laugh
Also Pat. If you’re so concerned about the love and care that this animal needs, it shows you could support a child if you so pleased. Please do so when you are ready so that someone other then your moderators can take care of you in your late 70s
I'm not surprised Pat would get weepy at a private moment with the puppy (Paige has mentioned him becoming all gooey over Elmo when they were out of the house), but it still drew a great big "AWWW" from me.
Pat says "The Baby" more than Samus does
Woof! You're gonna catch him being a bad dog by 360 degree super slamming Elmo! Lol
"Its green"
Pat I just watched you stare at the colour purple and call it blue for 10 minutes, I thought youd grown out of your dementia.
Pat still has issues with the color blue it seems
the gamecube is purple. i'm looking at my gamecube right now and it's purple.
I do not dress up the dogs I work with, but I do encourage people to train their animals into handling some form of dress up. This is important because on the sad, sad chance your pet gets injured and must wear a cast or have stitches- those who have learned that wearing clothes isn't the end of the world will be less stressed than those who haven't been taught.
Pat's spot on about Parvo being a dog supervirus, but it is survivable! One of my dogs I adopted came down with it and thankfully survived after being held at a vet's for a few days. That said, yeah it's definitely a big concern and should be played safe if you get a puppy.
28:27 This is such a well crafted reference that it almost seems premeditated...but it wasn't which makes it genius.
This is a preview of how Pat might handle a human baby.
"the puppy is for elmo."
The puppy: Upsets elmo, tries to bang him, invades his personal space, scares him out of rooms and so on.
Maybe should of got a cat.
I'd say Zangief (the puppy) looks more like a Bulldog-Rottweiler cross, than just a Bulldog.
Oh I agree, the bulldog is not as apparent as it should be, if definitely looks like a rottie cross
Please don’t let Paige ruin Zangief’s life by making him dress up.
Just call it an Alt. Costume and it's fine👌🏾
Endre Osborne God Zangief is fucked isn’t he?
I remember my dog Cooper when we first got him years ago got Parvo. Hes past away now from old age, but he lived through the Parvo just barely. I remember my mother nursing in 24/7 round the clock to keep him alive.
11:24 this is now my favourite Woolie laugh
Hey, remember about 3-4 years ago on the old podcast Pat said "you can get a little Weiner Dog & name it Zangief because dogs are stupid"? Man, What a callout.
"My advice is to stop being poor"
>ad plays
Zangief will want for nothing... except his dignity when Pat and Paige force him into costumes
Woolie coming to fresh grips with the unbridled whiteness of his boy; that costume convo was golden
Jesus crist, that dog will end up eating controllers, cables, socks and probably destoying the couch!
so he is gonna be a good boy
I can’t believe Woolie hates pets so much, smh 😏
Hugh Shaftner I mean, he was able to get the racist cat to like him.
Agreed with Pat: Fireman is a top tier Megaman boss to costume up your dog.
Bork
Well, this has convinced me never to get a puppy. My god, that sounds like a lot of work and a ton of love Pat and Paige are putting in.
Dog
Pat you and Page being so white when it comes to this whole thing lmao
He never explicitly stated exactly who would be walking the dog when it's time. I heard a lot of excuses in the form of "we can't do it yet" but I really want to see Pat get his lazy ass up and walk Zangief three times a day. Or at least two with Paige picking up the third. The idea that he'll lose even a little bit of weight from taking care of this dog is so, so juicy...
Elmo may have frame advantage now but wait until Zangief get hyper-armor
0:33 damn really comin after paige like that.
i got a weird situation with my doggo where he didnt care about storms at all. it was weird. then this last year he suddenly started being scared of storms and i dont know why, but i figured if he was "under something" to make him feel safe he would calm down as comforting him did nothing aside from digging his claws in to me. we had a smaller doggy holder with opaque cloth and he just climbed right in to it and he doesnt cry in there.
I worked at an animal shelter, and Parvo is a nasty thing. We had to straight up bleach our isolation kennels for days after a parvo dog was in there, and we had to rigorously clean them every day. If an outside kennel had a parvo dog in it we had a special cleaning compound to douse the ground with, and the fencing was effectively retired for months. Shit's just nasty, especially for small town shelters.
Someone show Pat the videos of dogs using buttons with recorded voice clips to communicate desires
33:43 someone needs to sync Kira’s theme to this
Pat looks like David Cage.
Time to start calling these guys grandpa Woolie and grandpa Pat .
The blanket is blueish.
The amount of white energy emitting from Pat is amazing.
Have a child, Pat
33:00 Woollie Spits Mad Undercooked Beef at Max and Benny.
undercooked as in very passive and not calling them out by name.
Maybe im the weird one, but when i got my puppy i didnt attempt to seperate her from my cat at all. They just had to live with each other and got used to each other really fast.
I also didnt sleep in shifts to make sure my cat was getting enough attention all hours of the day lol
Yeah that is strange, but I guess it's a benefit from the types of jobs they have. My cat and dog tolerate each other, but my cat hates all dogs anyway.
Part of the December baby boom here!!
Lmao at pat defiantly saying fuck off to woolies pet costume hate
I had a pup survive parvo but boy was that fucking rough on him. Took immediate action too, if we waited till the next day he would have been dead by the morning.
Many personality traits that I would find abhorrent in a person, I happen to find adorable in my dog.
Man Parvo is a NASTY thing. Its a death sentence for any dog under 1 year, and even past that, survival isn't guaranteed.
My childhood dog got it when he was about a year and a half and it nearly killed him. This was back in 1996. My cousin's dog had it a couple years back. He also survived, again, he was around 1+ years old.
But for a little puppy its death. No chance of survival
Coming back after the Pat 2 announcement and man it was hella obvious
pat evolved (devolved?) into Brown EggPat
This is it. This is how it ends.
Pat is going to ruin his friendship with Woolie by forcing the dog into dumb costumes that it doesn't want to wear.
Dog goes into frenzy because it has too much insight
Seems like Paige was pregnant after all.
“Vodka Garbalsky is my slave name. i choose to call myself Zangief”
Parvo is the literal Pupper Snuffer.