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"It's the whitest material in the universe" "It's the whitest thing I've ever seen" I should hope so. Otherwise that would mean he's seen things from other universes…
@@MC-BOT you're horribly wrong. Look up videos of ballroom dancing from the 1900s. Complicated dances started with hip hop in the 70s, and that came from a mostly african american community.
Nah I got you beat I order a cheeseburger at a Mexican restaurant and honestly I don't know why I expected a solid patty it was chopped up ground beef on hamburger buns. I bet they was laughing
It’s not glowing, it’s “ON” or in its appearance it’s illuminated brilliance … not glowing, candles glow as their lux will change due to atmospheric turbulence in the space it’s in reducing its flame size albeit only briefly as it’s luminosity output fluctuates momentarily thus glowing…
Technically that is whiter for all of us, since we're seeing this whiteness through a camera through our screens, unlike Discord's, where the output comes directly from our screens.
@@InLoveWithPhysicsit's hard to even prove that white holes exist, Einstein's maths suggests its existence but no real proof at this point of time Supernova is probably the brightest thing to ever exist however, that is a lot of released energy in which it also releases a lot of electromagnetic waves, including visible light
The reason it’s so white is because it reflects almost all light that hits it. In a dark room, there is no light. So it would just be dark like everything else
“The whitest thing I’ve ever seen” me when switching from dark mode to light mode on any app
discord
Yup
@@jevils_ reddit, youtube, Twitter, do I need to go on?
Too good I use the dark reader extension on every site and dark mode on every software.
I never, ever switch to light mode because the last time I did that I had a stroke and died.
This is just begging to be memed
Yeah I heard that "whitest thing" line and was like I've seen a lot ppl on TikTok this could fit.
I thought that the whole time.
Fr fr, a little disappointed with the comments
600th
I got 5 seconds in and I knew I had to restart the video and screen record so I can get some new meme content 🤣🤣
"The whitest thing I've ever seen": Strangers upon seeing me on the beach.
The Pale Force Avenger
@@Barry-Sweaty lol
"the reddest thing I've ever seen" is what they're saying after I go to the beach lmao
@@Me-wx1mt Don’t let your dermatologist see this
@@Me-wx1mt Yeah, that takes time. White as uncooked chicken, red as a monkey's butt after 30 minutes. No in between.
The whitest thing in the universe is actually the line at Starbucks
This should have more likes and comments, this is so true😂
Truest comment I've ever seen
What about a Coldplay concert crowd....? 😶
@@peterparquer1873 ha e you seen the line
Racist asf! Reverse the rolls and yall be crying the same BS buzzword, pathetic.
“Whitest thing in the universe”
Clearly hasn’t heard me rap
“My money don’t jiggle jiggle…”
"It folds"
“I’d like to see you wiggle wiggle…”
Fo sho
Make me want to dribble, dribble
“This is the Whitest thing in the universe”
Steve Harvey’s teeth: I took that personally..
Or ross from friends
Jonah Hill from wolf of wall street
richard hammond’s teeth
OH SH$& ITS PAULA DEAN
Exactly. It ain’t whiter than a black guy’s teeth
The fact you didn't put it on a vanta black surface is a crime
Or black 3.0
Or in the hole
I was going to say this; I absolutely agree!
The fact you say “vanta black” proves your opinions are worthless.
"Here is the white up against some black"
PLEASE, for the sake of my curiosity, PLEASE Put it on some vanta black. I really want to know what it would look like.
You zoom into it and see “ live laugh love” engraved in a fancy font
Lol this is the only actually funny comment I've seen in this thread
@@joshuagoodsell9330 fr
LMAO
Thank you for that I actually laughed just before bed 😂
💀
"The whitest thing I've ever seen"
What people say when I emerge from my dark cave
Hold my khakis
@@smartwatchonpluto I actually do often wear khakis funnily enough lmfao 💀
@@AkumaDayo maybe that is a us thing.. you know.. us cavechildren of the universe
He said white, not pink.
I’ve seen twitter
A vanta black and spectralon yin and yang art piece would be insane
That is actually a great idea!
I think that could be physically hard to look at in person. Thus I'd like to try.
Gotta go with Black 3.0, Vantablack was created by some asshole who patented it and demands an insane amount of money for people to use it
@@XionWillow I've got a real bone to pick about the concept of patenting color. I'm very much not about it.
I have a feeling it was cause the universe to spiral into dissolution if you do that.
"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen"
the line at Starbucks
"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen!"
You've obviously never seen my dad with his white sock and sandal combo on.
Who even wants to see that shit in the first place?
Lmfao
Alternately, "my dad with his white socks and sandals reflects over 99% of light hitting him"
Got us in the first half ngl
"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen"
Incoming racial jokes. Better check the comments.
Did not disappoint 😆
Kids named Kyle/Connor:
“Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.”
💀
Don’t forget Hunter 💀💀💀
Jennifer or Karen
"I think it's kind of funny, I think it's kind of sad. You'll never meet a genius named Kyle, Skeet or Chad'
Skyler
Discord light mode : "finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"
'Our'
Discord has a light mode??
@@malehuman1.0 thx i didnt notice xD
🤣 so true
People in dentist commercials
"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen!"
I need that audio clip.
Screen record then convert to mp3
@@Izak213 👀
Give me your email, I'll send it to you. DM me
@@oscarjalfaro what a legend! How can I DM you?
meme it!
discord light mode:
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Best comment
So that's why it's bright as hell
As a discord light mode user I can confirm that my eyes are completely fine.
If this reflects 99,9% of the light, the Discord light mode reflects 101%.
“It’s almost like walking into a Starbucks”
Lol
Shit almost as white as me
@@sygnetshorts ok Edward
"...almost."
Starbucks overrated
My thighs respectfully disagree with you, good sir. 🤣😭💀
Can I have your thighs 😢😢😢
_"Whitest thing in the universe."_
Clearly you've never seen me wearing shorts. I once walked past an automatic night light and it turned off.
You're lucky, I went swimming on a busy beach, and blind population was increased by 1%
That's crazy 😭😭😭
@@aidenfarr8900 ; Really? What was it like swimming in sand? 😉💜🏊🏼♀️⛱️🏐💜😅
@@jannacoyote4246, moderately harder than swimming in water.
Lol 😆👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
“The whitest thing I’ve ever seen”
Every time my friends look at me
BAHAAA I CANT RELATE TO THIS MORE
🤨
Yeaaaah
Yeaaaah meme it
Clearly, you have never seen me shirtless
🤣🤣🤣omg this is an awesome comment
I wish I could have been here earlier as same exact idea as what I had!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you not...blue? 😂😂
Edward, is that you? 😮
There are a dangerous amount of jokes to be made here.
My teeth after I use the toothpaste that 11/10 dentists recommend:
✨😁✨
your teeth are gonna be brighter than the sun and you can’t do anything about it anymore
LMAO
Dentist make money off of bad teeth, so never buy toothpaste that they recommend haha
anti cop material
"this is the whitest thing in the universe"
The Irish: OBJECTION!
As an Irish person, your wrong
Start pointing laser
@@oscarconnolly106 as an Irish person you're wrong
ACE TT9RNEY
@@adamsmyth7101 as a white sperm ure wrong
“The whitest thing in the universe”
My pale ass legs: “Finally, a worthy opponent”
Introverts can relate
@@yeetusdeleetusthefetus3514 FR
@@yeetusdeleetusthefetus3514 introverted poc: ...
😱🤣
Too
The sun: “am I a joke to you?”
"It's the whitest material in the universe"
"It's the whitest thing I've ever seen"
I should hope so. Otherwise that would mean he's seen things from other universes…
Albino Scottish girl with lotion.
Help people burn their eyes out
Albino man
He hasn’t seen my thighs
@@cdevidal actually hes stalking you right now
Action lab is a dimensional travler you didnt know
"the whitest thing in the universe"
discord bright mode: oh yea?
OmG WhY YoU HAtInG oN lIgHt mOde
172 likes and only 2 comments
@@ajackrussell70 bEcAusE iTs sO bRiGht tHat iM goNNa LOsE mY eYE siGhT
@@ajackrussell70 BeCaUsE dIsCoRd LiGhT mOdE iS gRoSs AnD iT’s NoT aS pReTtY aS wHiTe-IsH gReY wOrDs On A bLaCk-IsH gReY bAcKgRoUnD
Girls named Emily
"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen!"
Clearly, he's never seen me.
bru💀
Why did i laugh at this
Because it’s funny 😆
@@savagebrickdude2812 you know you can reply to people right 💀
💀☠💀💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠
new genshin character
"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen!" You clearly have never seen me try to dance Sir
lmao 😭
Ok that was good
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
White people actually invented complicated dances
@@MC-BOT you're horribly wrong. Look up videos of ballroom dancing from the 1900s. Complicated dances started with hip hop in the 70s, and that came from a mostly african american community.
My mom's phone after 8:00 pm:
fr, mine refuses to use blue light filter and has the brightness cranked up on light mode nontheless
Correction, 2nd whitest thing - after Raygunn.
Me when I come out of my room for dinner.
Lucky you
This hit too close to home.
Yeah where all the workers are wearing Starbucks Branded BLM shirts?
Me when i go outside : it's the darkest thing in the universe
He said white, not pink.
"Whitest thing I've ever seen?"
*Plays a thousand miles to see if it vibes with it*
plays dont stop believing
LMAO I WENT TO MY AUNTS WEDDING A FEW YEARS AGO (everyone there was white 💀) AND SHE PLAYED THAT ON REPEAT-
If that ain't the whitest song to me in the known history of man will you gladly please prove me wrong... 🤣☠️
“The whitest thing in the universe”
My upper arm would like to talk
@Mister bruce the Mentally disbled bat cosplayer It would make the greyist thing
@@2wugs only if they're fu-
@@genma1011 fuse. You defintily tried to say fuse.
@Mister bruce the Mentally disbled bat cosplayer opposite :flushed:
@@badchest3324 fuse to multiply the population
My mom's phone brightness be like-:
“Whitest thing in the universe”
Teeth in toothpaste ads: ‘finally a worthy opponent’
Also the women
Ross in that one episode of Friends
"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen"
-Guy at Machine Gun Kelly Concert
trueeeeeeeeee
Machine Gun?
imma bring my minigun and Glock 18
Fr bro got dissed by Eminem and had to change genres faster than a 14 yo changing genders after a breakup
😂👻
@@wmskslspsk well that got specific n personal. u ok bud?
"The whitest thing I've ever seen."
Ahhh so it's Irish I see.
Irish are transparent.
Irish aren't white
“This is the whitest thing on the universe”
This man has not met RUclips light mode at 2 am
Do you mean light mode DISCORD at 2 am?
@@2iLikeCats2 its horrible. I once tried it out and my eyes will never be the same. 2 seconds of that shit and my eyes are destroyed for life.
😂😂😂😂
This is getting old
Did u forget about discord light theme?
"The Whitest Thing in the Universe."
Me, ordering chicken strips at the Mexican restaurant:
Nah I got you beat I order a cheeseburger at a Mexican restaurant and honestly I don't know why I expected a solid patty it was chopped up ground beef on hamburger buns. I bet they was laughing
"Look how WHITE it is..." 😂
@@jessescherer341I ordered Kraft Mac n cheese
Me, ordering a Club Sandwich everywhere. It's so bad
@@jessescherer341add bbq sauce and that’s basically a sloppy Joe
Him: “Whitest thing”
Me: *Proceeds to look at comments for memes*
So it wasn’t just me who did that 😂
So we already know there are going to be white memes all over
Huh?
Same
That thing is a future school shooter.
Is that what you wanted?
The brothas when Drake walks in:
“It’s the whitest thing in the world”
*Rock Eybrow Raise*
muk backwards 🤨🤨🤨🤨📸😳
“I am mixed, I’m not white.”
“Girl, you’re white as spectrolon.”
Please do a pt 2 with obsidian.
@@laptv2144 why’d you reply
@@laptv2144 obsidian isn't the darkest material on earth. that would be vantablack.
@@probablyapineapple you forgot about other black color
Weak. Let's see someone else's comment.
“The whitest thing I’ve ever seen” people seeing me take off my sweatshirt for the first time in five years
That's what she said
Literally what my mates say every time they see me outside my house
You have to put it against the worlds darkest black.
Teeth in dental commercials be like:
Agent Apache what are you doing?
GET BACK TO WORK
-Director of Site 19
@@Mark-Wilson shut up I'm on break
💀💀
@@ApacheBruv "You're not my dad" vibes
"The whitest thing I've ever seen"
**sad discord light mode noises**
who said discord light mode isn't made of this
beg brein
@@redstonian1019nah this is made from discord light mode
"that's the whitest thing i've ever seen"
Me : "opens twitter"
@JoEzo06 Yes, I already found an example!
spectralon vs vanta black!!!!!
Imagine smiling and your teeth are made from this material 😁🤍🤍🤍
Kifflom
Twitter is trash tho
Poka dot wall with blackest paint would be trippy
He clearly hasnt seen my thighs in the winter
How does a Minecraft bucket have thighs
dawg wgat tge
@@wvkingthighs of steel
Squish my head
Can I see em?
"This material is the whitest material."
Elon Musk's torso: are you sure about that
Dammit you beat me to it....
Legit he looks like chicken in my freezer
@@specialbeamcharlie7250 ha
🤣🤣🤣 that torso something else
Ed Sheeran’s Torso: 👀
“this is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen!”
my mom saying hola at a chinese takeout place
Wtf 😂
What the-
that’s not just white , that’s racist 😟
Nah not white just American
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
It’s not glowing, it’s “ON” or in its appearance it’s illuminated brilliance … not glowing, candles glow as their lux will change due to atmospheric turbulence in the space it’s in reducing its flame size albeit only briefly as it’s luminosity output fluctuates momentarily thus glowing…
He : "this is the whitest material on earth."
Meanwhile my dad's screen brightness: "are you kidding me?"
424 likes and no comment? Lemme fix that
He said white not bright
"That's the whitest thing I've ever seen"
- that one guy wearing sandals with socks:
Sandals? Yes that's stupid if you dont mean slides because I wear socks and slides constantly and so do a lot of people 😝
@@maggs131 no need to get all defensive like that
@@maggs131 I would not claim it's okay because lots of people do it. Lots of people are idiots, doesn't mean it's okay. 😆
I see more Asians and mexicans wearing sandles and socks than white people. Lol
Oh look someone left a bunch of spectralon lying on the beach....
"This is the whitest thing in the world"
Discord light mode : "It's showtime"
funniest shit ever. tell ya what, show r/dankmemes. theyll love it
I use light mode 🧍♀️
I was gonna make that joke but I thought it would be better to see if somebody else already made it lmao
Technically that is whiter for all of us, since we're seeing this whiteness through a camera through our screens, unlike Discord's, where the output comes directly from our screens.
@@Eternal.spotlight light mode gave me eye cancer☠☠☠
His name, Eminem. He was our savior.
"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen."
*Puts eyelashes on car headlights*
"whitest thing I've ever seen"
Allow me to lift up my shirt
Lift it up a little more baby…
@@2nd-place gimmie that @ss boy😈
@@lazydinoyt199 l
Yeah my upper thigh is blinding as well. Also wtf are these replies
@@2nd-place Caught in 4K… 🤨📸
“Whitest thing in the universe”
*Discord light mode would like to know your location*
Lol
Lmao
the whitest thing is milk
Oh no my sister uses discord light mode and everytime she showed me a meme one of her friends sent her I almost go blind
Am I crazy I use discord light mode
*Me at peak pasty caucasity, reflecting 100% of light:*
_Finally, a worthy adversary.._
If you listen closely you can hear their starbucks order
This is such an underrated comment
Why 😮@@Ur_fav_brunette913
😂
If you listen closely on the black cap you can hear 🔫 💥
@@IlLAD3LPH1A215 If i listen closely to your commint, i hear ❄️❄️❄️
The Brightness Level of my Mom's phone
im dyin
😂 true bro
Nah my mom has her brightness low asf I'm the one with that level
Heee
😭🙏🏻
“This is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen!”
Allow me to introduce myself.
And let me introduce the blackest thing in he universe. If u know what I mean... 🙃
When my friend wears shorts looking at his legs are like looking at the sun
@@mavisgrace5403 ayo why u looking at his legs???
*Elon Musk enters the chat*
That is what she said I just had to do it
shine the world’s brightest flashlight on it💀
"This is the whitest thing i've ever seen"
RUclips's light mode: "am i a joke to you?"
Discord's light Mode: You dare oppose me mortal?
I got the popcorn 🍿
@@Panzerfaust_1939 😂
It… has a dark mode?
@@WutWo your vision is now gone
Discord light mode: "Finally a worthy opponent, Our battle will be legendary!"
“The whitest thing I’ve ever seen”: Feminist
@@Bxbxbnsndnd what is even the joke
@@Bxbxbnsndnd wait but not all feminist are white
as a discord light user, i can confirm this is around the same
the only problem is it doesnt burn your eyes at 3 am
"Whitest thing in the universe" you clearly haven't seen my dancing
Nooooooo😂🤣😂🤣
Damnit, I came to the comment section to wrote that exact line, you beat me to it siiiiiiirrrr.
🤣🤣🤣
Definitely a white comment
OMG 😆
Universe is probably the wrong thing to use.
"This is the whitest things i've ever seen"
Discord light theme: "pathetic"
232 like no Comments Noice
278 likes and only 1 reply
“This is the whitest thing in the universe!”
The paleness of my skin: *hold my beer*
There should be a contest for most natural white person
This material is named chad..without viper sunglasses it still reflects over 100 percent of all sun and color hitting it...lol
"You spectralon skin looking ass" best way to insult a white person
i wish I had white skin
Me who glows in the sun
That one shirtless kid at the pool:
When red heads go to the pool
Hahaha
Clapping after the plane lands
It's literally Elon
But not as awful I guess
AKA my brother 🤣💀🙏
I bet it has a perfect credit score.
“This is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen”
Me when people try to add raisins to potato salad
I don't even like potato salad but if someone tried to do this I would stop associating myself with them on principle
Is this something people do? Like, it seems like a crime or something
Excuse me people are doing what now
you WHAT
I'm sorry WHAT
“This is the whitest thing I have ever seen!”
Me when I wear shorts
I concur 🤣🤣
More like its made of irish ginger girls.
have you tried going outside
@@riba69 without pants? Not much
"this is the whitest thing ive ever seen"
My sweet brother in christ, you have clearly never seen my upper thigh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you want him to 🤨
I would want to
Has my life been a lie cause my sis said light mode is the best
@@blep-kitty that isnt your sister thats a demon straight from hell
“The whitest thing that exists”
*Taylor swift concerts*
"the whitest thing ive ever seen"
clearly, you've never been to my family reunions.
i almost laughed
Bro 💀
@@jamal4381 me too
Bro💀 my Christian Italian family
🤣
"The whites thing I've ever seen"
Discord light mode users:
_P A T H E T I C_
RUclips light mode*
*FLASH BANG OUT!!*
**Flicks on discord light mode and points it at enemies**
This one's it
@@pankak3xd586 It’s not as bad
Discord has light mode ?
“This is the whitest thing I’ve seen”
Instagram girls: and I took that personally
😂😂🤣🤣
Nah, my legs are whiter than that.
Spectralon: "I am the whitest thing on earth!"
*When you wake up and turn your phone on at 3:00AM:*
Yup
Difference between whitest and the brightest. If brightest was the case, it would be A supernova, a quasar or theoretically, a whitehole
White holes yeer@@InLoveWithPhysics
That's not fair :(
Phone emits light
@@InLoveWithPhysicsit's hard to even prove that white holes exist, Einstein's maths suggests its existence but no real proof at this point of time
Supernova is probably the brightest thing to ever exist however, that is a lot of released energy in which it also releases a lot of electromagnetic waves, including visible light
I bet that cylinder has a great credit score
LOL HOLY CRAP THAT ONE’S BAD
Bro 💀
Ohh snap 😂
? What does this have to do with credit cards
@@R4nd0ms0meb0dycredit score was invented in 1989 as a way of hiding the bank system's desire to commit institutional racism.
"The whitest thing in the universe"
Me after going outside once:
How tf you commented 10 yrs ago lmao
@@Beelzebub....... 😂
@@igbagboolaleye6047 gottem!
You're the kind of person to put sunscreen on to turn on the light. Jk
@@joel7041 No, no. That's not a joke.
Mom brightness phone:
The audio potential was infinite, how am I only seeing this a year later
LMAO
lol its literally 2 years
"The whitest thing I've ever seen"
The jokes coming out of this comment section.
"comming out" huh?
Indian beauty standards are gonna love this
😅😂😂🤣😄😄😄
People gonna worship this thing.
Literally any culture in the world has this beauty standard. Some cultures prefer a little tanned skin color though
Yoo I love this comment 😭😭
Only Indians can understand how true this comment is.
"what is the whitest thing in the world?"
the line at starbucks
that object currently has a 780 credit score
So I’m whiter than the puck?
I have an 800 credit score and feel majorly attacked.
Is having a good credit score a bad thing?
@@456puffprivileged
@@marksmith161haha, don't use credit you can't repay.
"Whitest thing in the universe"
Man's clearly never seen unspiced chicken
He is Mormon from Utah guarantee he has eaten that chicken.
@@Finallybianca 😂
Triple meaning joke
Man's clearly never seen a mirror
@@Finallybianca Is he really Mormon? I thought being educated in the physical sciences helped decrease that propensity, I guess not totally.
“Whitest object in the universe”
My mom’s phone’s brightness:💀
FOR REAL JIT LOLLLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤚🏿😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Starbucks line when fall starts the NBA bench
Moms saying "Ni Hao" to the Japanese chef:
Omya mun shin day o
Your comment:
Ni hao word is chinese you are using chinese word man
@@temporaryacc8288that's the jooooooke, congratulations
@@temporaryacc8288 r/wooosh
*i am… EXTREMELY disappointed that he did not put the object in a dark room. 😔*
Same bruh I was expecting the same thing
There's nothing for it to reflect in there.
The reason it’s so white is because it reflects almost all light that hits it. In a dark room, there is no light. So it would just be dark like everything else
@@tradingpost431 then what happens if the room is 99% dark?