I used to be a Branson when I was a teenager. Luckily, I grew out of it. It didn't help that I was smart enough not to have to study for exams or do much homework to get good grades. What fixed me? Getting to university, not knowing how to study, and flunking out my first semester. Hard to be a know it all when it's just been proven to you that you do not, in fact, know it all.
"Stealing" carts at Walmart story: Absolutely loved op's solution to a Karen situation. The worker was polite, they had no business continuing to block her access to the stockrooms after she asked to get past. It's great that they ran into each other later.
First story, the reason people like OP exist on this Earth to begin with, is because karma doesn't have hands. And sometimes there are people out there that literally deserve it so bad that somebody has to step up and do Karma's job for them. Like I said karma does not have hands
To quote one of my favorite authors (Jim Butcher): What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around. And sometimes you ARE what's coming around.
When I worked at a Sleep Inn as the FDM, I made sure to let the police know they were welcome to free coffee and/or a danish at any time. That Hitel was never robbed while I was there.
Story #1 reminds me of a quote from a book I read. Karma can be a bitch. Sometimes you GET what's coming around, and sometimes you ARE what's coming around.
Blocked WalMart Door Story: If I were that poor Employee, I'd have just looked at the women and said either you move 6 feet to the side and stop blocking the door or I call Security and have them remove you from the entire store and Ban you for at least 3 months...so what's it going to be ladies, move or be Removed?
@@pocketsycho8720 Every video I see people like you questioning the authenticity of the stories. If you have clairvoyance, teleportation, and time travel please go and check for us. Otherwise please stop talking. C:
@@Skrulzie no I actually believe the authenticity of the story what I don’t believe is that the coworker had a warrant and that the cop was a good person. He may have seemed that way to OP because OP is not an asshole but being an asshole is not a crime but it won’t help you if you piss off a corrupt cop they can lock you up for anything they want weather the charges stick or not is a different story I doubt that the coworker could have gotten his job back if he was taken out in cuffs. But that’s something a privileged person like you will never understand maybe if you get pulled over in Jacksonville you will understand.
@@pocketsycho8720 Oh trust me. I have plenty of corrupt police stories. One tried to have me arrested when I was 16 by planting weed in my car. However I am not going to spout out "every cop is corrupt" like some narrow minded 12 year old. I have known a lot of police officers who were legitimately good people. Then comes along your parade of jerks wanting every cop to be judged like they are all horrible people.
Hint: if you have warrants out for your arrest don't let your mother get into P-ing matches with the neighbors. The police might show up and investigate.
Whole story seems sus. One why would Brandon talk crap to an officer if he had a warrant two what exactly made buckie suspect Brandon so much that he decided to run his name. I'm pretty sure buckie just decided to abuse his authority and arrest Brandon and then come up with something down at the station.
Regarding story 2: Was she or wasn't she a friend? It sounded to me like she wasn't an appreciative friend but a bully that tried to get one over on OP.
Right? What also infuriates me is when couples get pets, and there's always ONE of them that refuses to deal with dog poop. Because its "so gross". Like???? How pathetic
I deal with dog cat hamster you name it and all my animals love me so that family pissed me off to no end....tho it's a good thing I have a composter for dog poop
I’ll be honest, im not as clean as I could be, I have trouble getting up in the morning, and my dog poops on the floor, but at least I can put it into the dumpster when I go to work
Story 4: the moral of this story is don't act like a smart a$$ and argue with a cop when you have an outstanding warrant. It's probably not a great idea even if you don't, because an irritated, petty cop can ruin your day even without a warrant. F around and find out, LOL.
OMG, the last story! I screamed & snorted 🤣🤣🤣 My very first job as a high school student was McD's so that relatable story was fantastic and hilarious instant Karma!
With the Kiki story, there was an update. The wife received a will which was verified and Kiki was given a conditional inheritance. She had to make things right and change her ways. This was to be accessed by the lawyer controlling the will. It took a couple of years and Kiki turned it around and is now a respected remodeler In that area.
Pretty sure it didn't happen. The confrontation at the end was just strange. I dont think its that easy to just take a dog from its owners. Unless they aren't looking and you deny any involvement after the fact.
About the dog, "Tim"... Hope for Paws (and many other YT channels) show videos of dogs and other animals they rescue. The closest to where I live that I know about is in St Louis MO. Hope for Paws is in Los Angeles CA, basically where I was born. I think they would like to learn "Tim's" story, but I think it should come from OP, who knows the whole story, so if someone would be so kind as to pass this idea along to OP, I would very much appreciate it. I really think OP is a hero for saving that dog! I think these rescue channels would like to know they aren't alone...
Story 4: Man, you really gotta hate when your workplace has that one person who is obnoxious, argues with everyone, and believes to he always right. I hope that arrest humbled him.
As often as Tim visited, I would have gotten a feel for when he needed to poop, and simply walked him back to the neighbors porch to have him do his business there directly.
when animals have poor bowel control they dont go when they need, they just go and seeing as OP already walked the dog back when it came over, and given his crappy owner's tendency to let him roam he probably pooped there when no one was around
Yeah in story two I too would’ve done that without hesitation, if you’re going to talk shit then you better damn well be prepared to get hit Also that tattoo looks amazing and it was well worth the price of admission knowing that you got it while making an absolute bitch miserable
I wouldn't. See unlike you and from what I've read alot of redditers who don't understand how the justice system works and the protocol of the police which they break all the time the entire story seems sus. For starters why would Brandon even talk to a police officer if he has a warrant. Now to be fair Brandon may have just been an idiot but it's also possible that bucky took Brandon to the station claiming that he has a warrant that doesn't exist then charging him with something completely different like disorderly conduct failure to identify or disorderly conduct. OP never said if Brandon said anything while buckie was arresting him which is very sus because it goes against his know it all personality. Lastly why would bucky run his name it seems very sus bucky had no type of suspicion that Brandon was a criminal so it just seems like he did this in retaliation for an unpleasant conversation which is not police protocol. While there is nothing against the rules or illegal here I wouldn't want a police officer who searches the names of people he doesn't like to be employed by the police force. If we are not going to do something about the ridiculous amount of power a police officer has we should at least try not to employ childish people. Now as for how the justice system works a police officer can say they witnessed you commit x crime and then have the DA charge you. I've noticed that many DA's dismiss bogus charges but that isn't always the case. So he will be charged and then forced to post bail to get out of jail which he likely can't afford so he will be sitting in jail for over half a year waiting for trial at which point buckie will testify of the alleged crime he commited. Aside from the officers testimony and or any other witness testimony no other evidence will be presented and the jury which the DA and an inexperienced defense attorney pick will decide weather or not they believe the witnesses or the defendant and given that Brandon has a bad personality he will most likely be convicted even though there is nothing concrete to prove that Brandon commited a crime or that any crime took place. So if I were you I would be very concerned on who is a police officer because this can happen to anyone no one is immune to the corrupt justice system or police abusing there authority and even if bucky is a good upstanding police officer which judging by what we do know about him he is not there are plenty more bad police officers who out there. You see Trump wasn't wrong about there being only a few bad apples the thing is bad apples aren't police who abuse their authority they are actually by the book police officers and the reason why there aren't many of them is because being a good police officer will leave you jobless or in a coffin.
@@pocketsycho8720 You don’t know that it’s not real shut the Frick up also what kind of person leaves an absolute paragraph in response to an innocent comment, frickin’ seriously 😒🙄
Story 1: Yes, OP is an a-hole, but one with glorious purpose. As such, this earns a rare pass as their actions were done for noble reasons. Story 3 (Epilogue): Both entitled mother and son got offed for their actions on Tim after none other than John Wick got wind of them. Story 4 (Plot Twist): Bucky in the story is actually a war veteran who was highly trained in multiple forms of combat, has near superhuman levels of physical strength, and unknown to everyone else, also has a concealed prosthetic left arm covered in artificial skin-like material as to not scare the locals as well as his colleagues in his precint. As such, when Branson tried resisting arrest, he ended up getting knocked out cold with one punch from Bucky
We live in a neighborhood where most people on the street don't seem to understand how rude it is to let dogs wander to poop. We've encountered just as many who will walk their dogs on leashes but never clean up their droppings. I've sat on the porch within 30 feet of person+ dog actively pooping. These people seem unbothered by this concept being rude. We've found up to 17 piles of dog poo in the yard in one day. We routinely use a shovel to pitch the poop into the street. I think our obstacle is that most of these people grew up rural where dogs ran free and are the first generation to be living suburban. They don't realize this is rude. But you would think... Just logic , that THEY would be bothered if someone used THEIR yard for dog waste.??
As someone who was something of a Branson in my youth, public humiliation is a very effective taching tool. It certainly made me grow up and learn some respect.
Story One: Yes, OP was an a-hole. However, he was an a-hole on a mission to teach those black-hearted a-hole karens a lesson. That makes him a pure, gold hearted saint for his actions.
Got a relative. Let's call them B. During collage, B had worked at a number of burger joints - BK, MD, W and some others - and thus knew how things worked. He also knew that customer service, and respect for the customers, was important. At the time of the story, he worked for a mechanic shop or something, making very good money, money enough to buy the whole crew lunch on occasion. On this day, he offers to do that, and goes to the burger place, walks inside, and orders 10 double-cheeseburgers. After the cashier announces this however, the person doing the burgers complains about the amount. At this, B tells the cashier that his order is now 20 double-cheeseburgers. This is announced. Burger cook complains. Amount is increased to 40. Another complaint from the cook. Amount becomes 60. Another complaint. 100 double-cheeseburgers. At this point, the manager comes out, sees B, and asks is he's serious. B nods and says, "One more word from him, and it will be 200." Manager: Do you got the money for it? B: (Nods. Points to his uniform, and then to his rig - he was the tow truck driver for the place, hence why he made the money, as he had a very high level trucking license.) Manager: Just to be clear, are you sure about this? B: Very. I've worked burger stations before. You don't yell and complain where customers can hear - you do that in the freezer where they can't. Thus he can either flip a lot of burgers, or get into a whole lot of trouble - as folks like to say, the customer is king. Manager: Guess you have a point there. Although, it's his third day. B: Then he'll have plenty of practice making double-cheeseburgers. I've had to do more than a few large orders. Manager: Likewise. The manager went and told the Burger cook what was up - B was indeed serious, and merely increased the amount of burgers to be cooked, and was willing to pay for each burger. Anyone else would have wanted that burger cook fired for being disrespectful - B was merely showing some Tough Love. Now, I won't say that B was a saint, still ain't, but he does care. He didn't want that cook to get into trouble, but at the same time, felt that they needed to learn a thing about respect. Doing up 100 double-cheeseburgers worth of patties seemed to do it.
I never had the pleasure of a "Branson", but I did go to school with a pathological liar, it started as annoying but by senior year we used it for entertainment, anything you did over a weekend, he did 5x better, you went camping?-he went camping the next state over, you went fishing at local river/lake - he went deep sea fishing... for sharks, you went on a 3 day hike, he hiked the entire Adirondack mtn's, it got to the point that a group of us would make stuff up just to see how crazy his stories would get, his best : someone told him they got into a fight with two football players from our rival town, he proceeded to tell us how he challenged and won against a local dojo master, and took the sign as a trophy, the master, was a 60 year old Korean man, and blackbelt tae-kwon-do master that trained MMA fighters and taught police hand-to-hand defense ! his second best : we had a marksman club (yeah I'm that old),Jr. year we went to a competition hosted by the FBI, this nimrod over heard some score card info and proceeded to brag about his perfect score from a previous competition, one of the guys that overheard this was a retired FBI agent that challenged him to a five round marksman target, his choice of weapon, then we watches as this kid barely got a group on target at 50 yards, before mr.fbi put all five bullets through the same hole, with a shotgun
Story 1: “I’m not moving for you”?? Seriously? If an employee said “excuse me” and I realized I was blocking the doors I would apologize and move immediately
Story 1: Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. Story 3: Prison is going to be a bad experience for a tattle tale know-all. Hopefully that will teach him a few much needed lessons in humility and discretion. Story 4: That's a genius way to deal with entitled people with no respect for other people's property.
Story One: Oh how I look forward to the day when I no longer need my job and can look a person like this in the eyes and say "Pardon me, but you mind having your long winded pointless conversation in a less stupid location?"
My stepfather knew everything about everything. You can tell if a watermelon is ripe by thumping on the watermelon, thumping on your head, and thumping on the watermelon again. If it sounds the same, the watermelon is ripe. Always spewing crap like that and fighting for hours if you disagreed. And when he would advise you of something, he lowered his voice, talked slowly (so the dumb folk would have time to grasp the truth of the matter), and reveal the pearls of wisdom as though he was extolling state secrets. It was everybody’s objective to be anywhere other than where stepfather happened to be.
The tattoo was worth it, I really love 💕 it. I would of done the getting sick 🤢 part of the trip after the rooms got cancelled. When the do called backstabbing friend called to get to the bottom of it I would tell her she is full of herself and never contact her again. I would also go on social media and put her on full blast before she tried to do it to you, and if her friends call on her behalf I would share her text messages bashing you.
OMG if it was Halloween when OP was there with the Karen's it would have been even better if he had a mask that he grabbed off the shelf. And then tell them that they were a bunch of bitches. And then grab their carts, they're by adding even more chaos and confusion to the story. That some guy in a Chewbacca mask came out of nowhere and stole these ladies carts.
4. story - i had a male coworker like branson - he knew everything better and if anything happend to you - he already had it and it was far worse then yours.
Oh and "kiki" my ex inlaws literally waited one day after my father passed away to pander. They were horrible to my dad because he was not 💯 Aryan AND helped out with our kids. Apparently "men don't change diapers" unless they're pervs. Anyway. One day post unexpected heart attack and they wanted to know how much of the life insurance went to them since their son, my husband then, "inherited half". As if $ inherited by a married couple was immediately divided between them as like divorce. And of course anything that their son received was also half theirs. In their logic they received one quarter of the estate.
For the cart thing, you don't own it until you've paid for it. Until then, it belongs to the store, so taking their carts wasn't stealing (unless their purses were also in the carts). It might be rude to take someone else's cart or the contents of it, but it's not a crime.
I once was shopping at Wal Mart and on arriving I went first to the ladies room. Two employees were in there, one a young girl who was crying her heart out, and the other trying to comfort her. Based o n what I heard the crying girl was new and a customer had been abusive to her. I wish I could have found that Karen and pounded her face. Also, i once knew a woman who stole a dog that was leashed up away from food and water. This was before anyone had home security cameras. So she snuck in and unhooked the leash, taking the dog to someone out of the neighborhood.
Regarding that annoying Branson... "People that think they Know it ALL, really bother those of us who DO." - some unknown comic I heard years ago on tv.-
Last story I would have shouted, "EWWW!! PERVERT! YOU GRABBED MY CHEST!!" then beat him with my purse. I mean, he DID brush against OP so it could be misinterpreted as some pervert behaviour.
The know-it-all: my mom worked with a gal that was this way. She tried giving directions to my mom and I on how to get to a park in a city south of us in a different county, a city that my dad grew up in, that my mom had met my dad in, and that my siblings knew like the back of our hands - and she gave incorrect directions. She tried telling my mom how to get to a driveway for a park in our own city, as well. A park that my siblings practically grew up in because it was the 4th of July park and my dad was the labor supervisor at for years. Again, wrong directions.
Story 1: OP was teaching those Karens a lesson. Story 2: Cher was a horrible person. Story 3: OP should've pressed charges anyway. It was no more than Karen deserved. Story 4: Know-it-all Branson was stupid. He should've kept his mouth shut with the police when they were around. Story 5: Kiki got exactly what she deserved. Story 6: Another stupid person who couldn't even cut in the right line.
As annoying as it is to be fact checked straight to your face in real-time, someone doing that isn't the same as someone thinking they know everything about everything even if they're wrong. Especially if you're being fact checked about something you care about, you now actually do have the correct information.
Omg my brother-in-law is that bad He's such an idiot he likes to try and win the arguments by being thrown on top and being like a police officer on everything. We were driving in city one day with him and I had to change lanes while I was doing an intersection and knowing was there and he freaking opens his mouth saying you just did something illegal! I was like okay well they'll give me a ticket because there's cameras in there they'll get my license plate you don't have to do anything it's my business.
Reason not to use call via voice thing- years ago I was in a bad spot and had called someone I thought was my friend. Later I got a call from her- as she talked all kinds of crap about me and my situation to another person. I don't remember what I did but I do know that person is dead to me.
6:10 I put a neighbors dogs poop in front of their 2 front doors cause they were horrible people who took and did what they wanted and complained about me and my mom to other neighbors. Those horrible neighbors got me pissed off on my 21st birthday and I was wanting to do something to get back at them since I hadn’t had my first drink yet I decided to return their 2 dogs poop to them by putting both big piles in front of their front doors I woke up at 1am to the wife screaming and swearing at the top of her lungs and then her husband they never found out who did it cause they moved a few months later. So don’t be a horrible neighbor cause us petty people will make sure you get it back lol.
Oh my gosh I literally have a whole side of my family that knows absolutely everything, you name it they know it all. Let me tell you one know it all is annoying and tiresome, growing up with one whole side of your family like that is just freaking torture & you either learn to shut up and not engage for your own well-being or go toe to toe.
I mean, I don't see what's wrong about googling something you're interested in and someone else says they aren't entirely sure about during a conversation... But I am autistic lol 😅
Story 4: People apparently have much more faith in law enforcement than I do, because I thought for sure the twist was going to be the officer made up/forged the warrant. Hence why he asked op first(to get the right name down) and then double checked to make it seem like he had remembered something.
It still rubs me wrong. The guy might be annoying, but being annoying isn't reasonable suspicion to investigate. That he had an active warrant and wasn't avoiding police is on him, but you should be able to have a disagreement with a cop without them trying to find anything on you.
I used to be a Branson when I was a teenager. Luckily, I grew out of it. It didn't help that I was smart enough not to have to study for exams or do much homework to get good grades. What fixed me? Getting to university, not knowing how to study, and flunking out my first semester. Hard to be a know it all when it's just been proven to you that you do not, in fact, know it all.
"Stealing" carts at Walmart story: Absolutely loved op's solution to a Karen situation. The worker was polite, they had no business continuing to block her access to the stockrooms after she asked to get past. It's great that they ran into each other later.
First story, the reason people like OP exist on this Earth to begin with, is because karma doesn't have hands. And sometimes there are people out there that literally deserve it so bad that somebody has to step up and do Karma's job for them. Like I said karma does not have hands
But sometimes karma wears big, heavy hob-nail boots...
To quote one of my favorite authors (Jim Butcher): What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around. And sometimes you ARE what's coming around.
The woman named Karma:
“Fuck you I do a great job with just my feet thank you!”
When I worked at a Sleep Inn as the FDM, I made sure to let the police know they were welcome to free coffee and/or a danish at any time. That Hitel was never robbed while I was there.
story 1 O P is a LEGEND for doing that Karens need to learn RESPECT THE EMLOYEES and LET THEM WORK!
Dog story isn't just petty revenge, it's straight up RIGHT THING TO DO.
Story #1 reminds me of a quote from a book I read.
Karma can be a bitch. Sometimes you GET what's coming around, and sometimes you ARE what's coming around.
That's a great quote. I'll have to keep that one in my back pocket. ❤
Butcher apparently.
When you said “jerky people” I just imagined a human that’s completely comprised of beef jerky and I could not stop laughing
Mmmm...jerky people....
Blocked WalMart Door Story: If I were that poor Employee, I'd have just looked at the women and said either you move 6 feet to the side and stop blocking the door or I call Security and have them remove you from the entire store and Ban you for at least 3 months...so what's it going to be ladies, move or be Removed?
If I had a warrant out for my arrest, I wouldn't even speak with an officer, much less argue with them. Duh.
Absolutely. That coworker is probably regretting not keeping his big mouth shut
Which is why this whole story seems sus to me.
@@pocketsycho8720 Every video I see people like you questioning the authenticity of the stories. If you have clairvoyance, teleportation, and time travel please go and check for us. Otherwise please stop talking. C:
@@Skrulzie no I actually believe the authenticity of the story what I don’t believe is that the coworker had a warrant and that the cop was a good person. He may have seemed that way to OP because OP is not an asshole but being an asshole is not a crime but it won’t help you if you piss off a corrupt cop they can lock you up for anything they want weather the charges stick or not is a different story I doubt that the coworker could have gotten his job back if he was taken out in cuffs. But that’s something a privileged person like you will never understand maybe if you get pulled over in Jacksonville you will understand.
@@pocketsycho8720 Oh trust me. I have plenty of corrupt police stories. One tried to have me arrested when I was 16 by planting weed in my car.
However I am not going to spout out "every cop is corrupt" like some narrow minded 12 year old.
I have known a lot of police officers who were legitimately good people. Then comes along your parade of jerks wanting every cop to be judged like they are all horrible people.
Hint: if you have warrants out for your arrest don't let your mother get into P-ing matches with the neighbors. The police might show up and investigate.
Whole story seems sus. One why would Brandon talk crap to an officer if he had a warrant two what exactly made buckie suspect Brandon so much that he decided to run his name. I'm pretty sure buckie just decided to abuse his authority and arrest Brandon and then come up with something down at the station.
I think they are refering to the story about the neglected dog.
Story 1: OP, as someone who works retail and has dealt with my fair share of Karen’s, I thank you.
Regarding story 2: Was she or wasn't she a friend? It sounded to me like she wasn't an appreciative friend but a bully that tried to get one over on OP.
Story 3: Yeah, no dog wants to live in that sort of household. Like, if you can't bother to deal with dog poop, you shouldn't own any pets
Right? What also infuriates me is when couples get pets, and there's always ONE of them that refuses to deal with dog poop. Because its "so gross". Like???? How pathetic
I deal with dog cat hamster you name it and all my animals love me so that family pissed me off to no end....tho it's a good thing I have a composter for dog poop
Poop happens
I’ll be honest, im not as clean as I could be, I have trouble getting up in the morning, and my dog poops on the floor, but at least I can put it into the dumpster when I go to work
The only time I didn't clean poop was when I was pregnant (we have a cat) per my Dr request
Karen: I HAVE TO SELL MY HOUSE BECAUSE OF YOU!!
OP: I missed the part where that’s my problem
I love that that woman took the dog into such consideration when getting her revenge. And I'm glad the dog ends up in a good home!
Story 4: the moral of this story is don't act like a smart a$$ and argue with a cop when you have an outstanding warrant. It's probably not a great idea even if you don't, because an irritated, petty cop can ruin your day even without a warrant. F around and find out, LOL.
OMG, the last story! I screamed & snorted 🤣🤣🤣 My very first job as a high school student was McD's so that relatable story was fantastic and hilarious instant Karma!
With the Kiki story, there was an update. The wife received a will which was verified and Kiki was given a conditional inheritance. She had to make things right and change her ways. This was to be accessed by the lawyer controlling the will. It took a couple of years and Kiki turned it around and is now a respected remodeler In that area.
Would depositing the dog doo in their yard be "Regifting"? 🤣🤣🤣
1:03 those women aren't bees, they're wasps, because he's actually understand the value and fellowship of labor
Justice for Tim. I love a happy ending for a doggo.
Pretty sure it didn't happen. The confrontation at the end was just strange. I dont think its that easy to just take a dog from its owners.
Unless they aren't looking and you deny any involvement after the fact.
About the dog, "Tim"... Hope for Paws (and many other YT channels) show videos of dogs and other animals they rescue. The closest to where I live that I know about is in St Louis MO. Hope for Paws is in Los Angeles CA, basically where I was born. I think they would like to learn "Tim's" story, but I think it should come from OP, who knows the whole story, so if someone would be so kind as to pass this idea along to OP, I would very much appreciate it. I really think OP is a hero for saving that dog! I think these rescue channels would like to know they aren't alone...
Story 4: Man, you really gotta hate when your workplace has that one person who is obnoxious, argues with everyone, and believes to he always right.
I hope that arrest humbled him.
nah most likely he'll annoy everyone in prison
@@DarkKnight52365 That'll go down well, I expect.
@Daniel Coffey it'll go DOWN extremely well. Just like dropping the soap and bending DOWN to pick it up...
@@DarkKnight52365 He'll wind up being the receiving end of a prison fight
@@DarkKnight52365 Until someone tells him "You are in hell, little man, and I am the devil."
As often as Tim visited, I would have gotten a feel for when he needed to poop, and simply walked him back to the neighbors porch to have him do his business there directly.
when animals have poor bowel control they dont go when they need, they just go
and seeing as OP already walked the dog back when it came over, and given his crappy owner's tendency to let him roam
he probably pooped there when no one was around
That quoteat the end, never interrupt your enemy while he’s making a mistake, pretty sure that comes from the art of war by Sun Tzu.
Love how that first guy literally became store folklore
If "Branson" was so "educated" why was he working at a convenience store?
Dunning Kruger effect
Yeah in story two I too would’ve done that without hesitation, if you’re going to talk shit then you better damn well be prepared to get hit
Also that tattoo looks amazing and it was well worth the price of admission knowing that you got it while making an absolute bitch miserable
I love that, Bucky seems like the type of man that I would want as a police officer, dead ass
I wouldn't. See unlike you and from what I've read alot of redditers who don't understand how the justice system works and the protocol of the police which they break all the time the entire story seems sus. For starters why would Brandon even talk to a police officer if he has a warrant. Now to be fair Brandon may have just been an idiot but it's also possible that bucky took Brandon to the station claiming that he has a warrant that doesn't exist then charging him with something completely different like disorderly conduct failure to identify or disorderly conduct. OP never said if Brandon said anything while buckie was arresting him which is very sus because it goes against his know it all personality. Lastly why would bucky run his name it seems very sus bucky had no type of suspicion that Brandon was a criminal so it just seems like he did this in retaliation for an unpleasant conversation which is not police protocol. While there is nothing against the rules or illegal here I wouldn't want a police officer who searches the names of people he doesn't like to be employed by the police force. If we are not going to do something about the ridiculous amount of power a police officer has we should at least try not to employ childish people. Now as for how the justice system works a police officer can say they witnessed you commit x crime and then have the DA charge you. I've noticed that many DA's dismiss bogus charges but that isn't always the case. So he will be charged and then forced to post bail to get out of jail which he likely can't afford so he will be sitting in jail for over half a year waiting for trial at which point buckie will testify of the alleged crime he commited. Aside from the officers testimony and or any other witness testimony no other evidence will be presented and the jury which the DA and an inexperienced defense attorney pick will decide weather or not they believe the witnesses or the defendant and given that Brandon has a bad personality he will most likely be convicted even though there is nothing concrete to prove that Brandon commited a crime or that any crime took place. So if I were you I would be very concerned on who is a police officer because this can happen to anyone no one is immune to the corrupt justice system or police abusing there authority and even if bucky is a good upstanding police officer which judging by what we do know about him he is not there are plenty more bad police officers who out there. You see Trump wasn't wrong about there being only a few bad apples the thing is bad apples aren't police who abuse their authority they are actually by the book police officers and the reason why there aren't many of them is because being a good police officer will leave you jobless or in a coffin.
@@pocketsycho8720 You don’t know that it’s not real shut the Frick up also what kind of person leaves an absolute paragraph in response to an innocent comment, frickin’ seriously 😒🙄
@@pocketsycho8720 Hey Branson! How's Prison?
@@cairox1509 why do I even try I mean your never going too understand how bad your getting screwed until it happens to you
@@pocketsycho8720 And i can assure you it will never happen to me, because:
1- I'm not an insufferable cunt in public
2- I don't live in the US
Story 1:
Yes, OP is an a-hole, but one with glorious purpose. As such, this earns a rare pass as their actions were done for noble reasons.
Story 3 (Epilogue):
Both entitled mother and son got offed for their actions on Tim after none other than John Wick got wind of them.
Story 4 (Plot Twist):
Bucky in the story is actually a war veteran who was highly trained in multiple forms of combat, has near superhuman levels of physical strength, and unknown to everyone else, also has a concealed prosthetic left arm covered in artificial skin-like material as to not scare the locals as well as his colleagues in his precint. As such, when Branson tried resisting arrest, he ended up getting knocked out cold with one punch from Bucky
We live in a neighborhood where most people on the street don't seem to understand how rude it is to let dogs wander to poop. We've encountered just as many who will walk their dogs on leashes but never clean up their droppings. I've sat on the porch within 30 feet of person+ dog actively pooping. These people seem unbothered by this concept being rude. We've found up to 17 piles of dog poo in the yard in one day. We routinely use a shovel to pitch the poop into the street. I think our obstacle is that most of these people grew up rural where dogs ran free and are the first generation to be living suburban. They don't realize this is rude. But you would think... Just logic , that THEY would be bothered if someone used THEIR yard for dog waste.??
#1: The only a-holes there were the two Karens. OP IS a legend!
As someone who was something of a Branson in my youth, public humiliation is a very effective taching tool. It certainly made me grow up and learn some respect.
Story One: Yes, OP was an a-hole. However, he was an a-hole on a mission to teach those black-hearted a-hole karens a lesson. That makes him a pure, gold hearted saint for his actions.
"Sometimes you have to be the bigger a-hole!" Hahaha! Classic! 😆
Every hero for someone is an asshole for another...
He was a justified a-hole
Sometimes that's what it takes. Be an asshole to destroy an even bigger asshole.
Got a relative. Let's call them B.
During collage, B had worked at a number of burger joints - BK, MD, W and some others - and thus knew how things worked. He also knew that customer service, and respect for the customers, was important.
At the time of the story, he worked for a mechanic shop or something, making very good money, money enough to buy the whole crew lunch on occasion. On this day, he offers to do that, and goes to the burger place, walks inside, and orders 10 double-cheeseburgers. After the cashier announces this however, the person doing the burgers complains about the amount. At this, B tells the cashier that his order is now 20 double-cheeseburgers. This is announced. Burger cook complains. Amount is increased to 40. Another complaint from the cook. Amount becomes 60. Another complaint. 100 double-cheeseburgers.
At this point, the manager comes out, sees B, and asks is he's serious.
B nods and says, "One more word from him, and it will be 200."
Manager: Do you got the money for it?
B: (Nods. Points to his uniform, and then to his rig - he was the tow truck driver for the place, hence why he made the money, as he had a very high level trucking license.)
Manager: Just to be clear, are you sure about this?
B: Very. I've worked burger stations before. You don't yell and complain where customers can hear - you do that in the freezer where they can't. Thus he can either flip a lot of burgers, or get into a whole lot of trouble - as folks like to say, the customer is king.
Manager: Guess you have a point there. Although, it's his third day.
B: Then he'll have plenty of practice making double-cheeseburgers. I've had to do more than a few large orders.
Manager: Likewise.
The manager went and told the Burger cook what was up - B was indeed serious, and merely increased the amount of burgers to be cooked, and was willing to pay for each burger. Anyone else would have wanted that burger cook fired for being disrespectful - B was merely showing some Tough Love.
Now, I won't say that B was a saint, still ain't, but he does care. He didn't want that cook to get into trouble, but at the same time, felt that they needed to learn a thing about respect. Doing up 100 double-cheeseburgers worth of patties seemed to do it.
I never had the pleasure of a "Branson", but I did go to school with a pathological liar, it started as annoying but by senior year we used it for entertainment, anything you did over a weekend, he did 5x better, you went camping?-he went camping the next state over, you went fishing at local river/lake - he went deep sea fishing... for sharks, you went on a 3 day hike, he hiked the entire Adirondack mtn's,
it got to the point that a group of us would make stuff up just to see how crazy his stories would get, his best : someone told him they got into a fight with two football players from our rival town, he proceeded to tell us how he challenged and won against a local dojo master, and took the sign as a trophy, the master, was a 60 year old Korean man, and blackbelt tae-kwon-do master that trained MMA fighters and taught police hand-to-hand defense !
his second best : we had a marksman club (yeah I'm that old),Jr. year we went to a competition hosted by the FBI, this nimrod over heard some score card info and proceeded to brag about his perfect score from a previous competition, one of the guys that overheard this was a retired FBI agent that challenged him to a five round marksman target, his choice of weapon, then we watches as this kid barely got a group on target at 50 yards, before mr.fbi put all five bullets through the same hole, with a shotgun
Story 1: “I’m not moving for you”?? Seriously? If an employee said “excuse me” and I realized I was blocking the doors I would apologize and move immediately
Story 1: Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.
Story 3: Prison is going to be a bad experience for a tattle tale know-all. Hopefully that will teach him a few much needed lessons in humility and discretion.
Story 4: That's a genius way to deal with entitled people with no respect for other people's property.
Story One: Oh how I look forward to the day when I no longer need my job and can look a person like this in the eyes and say "Pardon me, but you mind having your long winded pointless conversation in a less stupid location?"
My stepfather knew everything about everything. You can tell if a watermelon is ripe by thumping on the watermelon, thumping on your head, and thumping on the watermelon again. If it sounds the same, the watermelon is ripe. Always spewing crap like that and fighting for hours if you disagreed. And when he would advise you of something, he lowered his voice, talked slowly (so the dumb folk would have time to grasp the truth of the matter), and reveal the pearls of wisdom as though he was extolling state secrets. It was everybody’s objective to be anywhere other than where stepfather happened to be.
Loved the the Bucky/Branson story and the McDonalds queue interloper story!!
The Walmart shopping cart guy may have been an asshole, but the moment needed someone to fart.
I especially love Petty Revenge!
The tattoo was worth it, I really love 💕 it. I would of done the getting sick 🤢 part of the trip after the rooms got cancelled. When the do called backstabbing friend called to get to the bottom of it I would tell her she is full of herself and never contact her again. I would also go on social media and put her on full blast before she tried to do it to you, and if her friends call on her behalf I would share her text messages bashing you.
OMG if it was Halloween when OP was there with the Karen's it would have been even better if he had a mask that he grabbed off the shelf. And then tell them that they were a bunch of bitches. And then grab their carts, they're by adding even more chaos and confusion to the story. That some guy in a Chewbacca mask came out of nowhere and stole these ladies carts.
4. story - i had a male coworker like branson - he knew everything better and if anything happend to you - he already had it and it was far worse then yours.
So happy Timmy found a good home and will be spoiled and taken care of!
Last story: The idiot played himself. You love to see it! Also I think the quote is Sun Tzu, not Napoleon.
Oh and "kiki" my ex inlaws literally waited one day after my father passed away to pander. They were horrible to my dad because he was not 💯 Aryan AND helped out with our kids. Apparently "men don't change diapers" unless they're pervs. Anyway. One day post unexpected heart attack and they wanted to know how much of the life insurance went to them since their son, my husband then, "inherited half". As if $ inherited by a married couple was immediately divided between them as like divorce. And of course anything that their son received was also half theirs. In their logic they received one quarter of the estate.
Dog poop story - That's not petty. That went pro pretty quick.
Branson story - Wonder what Branson did to warrant arrest?
For the cart thing, you don't own it until you've paid for it. Until then, it belongs to the store, so taking their carts wasn't stealing (unless their purses were also in the carts). It might be rude to take someone else's cart or the contents of it, but it's not a crime.
That's what I was thinking. The police aren't going to do anything because technically no law was broken.
That 3rd story has no business being in r/PettyRevenge. That karma in the end is pro level.
The shopping cart story has me laughing my butt off
I'm beyond impressed at the correct pronunciation of succinct!
Petty revenge is the best revenge
First story sounds EXACTLY like something I'd do. 😆😆
I once was shopping at Wal Mart and on arriving I went first to the ladies room. Two employees were in there, one a young girl who was crying her heart out, and the other trying to comfort her. Based o n what I heard the crying girl was new and a customer had been abusive to her. I wish I could have found that Karen and pounded her face. Also, i once knew a woman who stole a dog that was leashed up away from food and water. This was before anyone had home security cameras. So she snuck in and unhooked the leash, taking the dog to someone out of the neighborhood.
Regarding that annoying Branson... "People that think they Know it ALL, really bother those of us who DO."
- some unknown comic I heard years ago on tv.-
Story #4: without a doubt!
Last story I would have shouted, "EWWW!! PERVERT! YOU GRABBED MY CHEST!!" then beat him with my purse. I mean, he DID brush against OP so it could be misinterpreted as some pervert behaviour.
Story 3: John Wick: Reverse Uno Edition.
In story 4 OP had a case for slander
🎉time for darkfluff, hope that steveo is being treated well 😆😆😆
The know-it-all: my mom worked with a gal that was this way. She tried giving directions to my mom and I on how to get to a park in a city south of us in a different county, a city that my dad grew up in, that my mom had met my dad in, and that my siblings knew like the back of our hands - and she gave incorrect directions. She tried telling my mom how to get to a driveway for a park in our own city, as well. A park that my siblings practically grew up in because it was the 4th of July park and my dad was the labor supervisor at for years. Again, wrong directions.
Fourth story: Branson sound like an annoying version of Sheldon from the big bang series. Only Sheldon makes you laugh while Branson doesn't.
**Karen karens**
OP: 🛒🏃🏻♂️💨
One of my favorite threads
I will always only listen to DarkFluff with breakfast, always the best company!
Time to take it to her home.
Story 1: OP was teaching those Karens a lesson.
Story 2: Cher was a horrible person.
Story 3: OP should've pressed charges anyway. It was no more than Karen deserved.
Story 4: Know-it-all Branson was stupid. He should've kept his mouth shut with the police when they were around.
Story 5: Kiki got exactly what she deserved.
Story 6: Another stupid person who couldn't even cut in the right line.
Story 1: OP me be an ahole for doing that, but I'd do too, especially to snobby classests who think that the working man don't deserve respect
I discovered your channel yesterday and Ive been binging your videos pretty much nonstop. I love your content!
That was me in 2020 !
... what was bransons arrest warrant for though?
Story 2: The tattoo is pretty awesome.
As annoying as it is to be fact checked straight to your face in real-time, someone doing that isn't the same as someone thinking they know everything about everything even if they're wrong. Especially if you're being fact checked about something you care about, you now actually do have the correct information.
Story 1: I would have paid to see that in a store
I hope everyone is having a great day/afternoon/night! Peace ☮️, hugs 🤗 and love 😘!
Good to see you’re still sharing stories about people who shoot themselves in the foot 😮 😂❤🎉❤😊
Ohhh Kiki! 🤦🏼♀️
Coal cracker ROCKS!
Omg my brother-in-law is that bad He's such an idiot he likes to try and win the arguments by being thrown on top and being like a police officer on everything. We were driving in city one day with him and I had to change lanes while I was doing an intersection and knowing was there and he freaking opens his mouth saying you just did something illegal!
I was like okay well they'll give me a ticket because there's cameras in there they'll get my license plate you don't have to do anything it's my business.
Tim definitely came out ahead
If op got rid of a Karen and made her move, he did well.
Reason not to use call via voice thing- years ago I was in a bad spot and had called someone I thought was my friend. Later I got a call from her- as she talked all kinds of crap about me and my situation to another person. I don't remember what I did but I do know that person is dead to me.
Story1 fu****g legend
6:10 I put a neighbors dogs poop in front of their 2 front doors cause they were horrible people who took and did what they wanted and complained about me and my mom to other neighbors. Those horrible neighbors got me pissed off on my 21st birthday and I was wanting to do something to get back at them since I hadn’t had my first drink yet I decided to return their 2 dogs poop to them by putting both big piles in front of their front doors I woke up at 1am to the wife screaming and swearing at the top of her lungs and then her husband they never found out who did it cause they moved a few months later. So don’t be a horrible neighbor cause us petty people will make sure you get it back lol.
Story 1: Not the ah
Heroes, capes, yadda
Title: “get rid”
*Proceeds to eat the dog*
Napolean was quoting Tsung Tsu.
when dealing with jerks, aholes and idiots, you must speak a language they can understand.....
We really never learned what Branson was wanted for, did we?
Oh my gosh I literally have a whole side of my family that knows absolutely everything, you name it they know it all. Let me tell you one know it all is annoying and tiresome, growing up with one whole side of your family like that is just freaking torture & you either learn to shut up and not engage for your own well-being or go toe to toe.
OP you are not A-Hole but you are a legend maybe 🤔🤓🧐 we need more legends 💪 like you 😊
On the first story, op you're NOT the butthole of the story, those entitled women are.
I mean, I don't see what's wrong about googling something you're interested in and someone else says they aren't entirely sure about during a conversation... But I am autistic lol 😅
Evening DF. Thanks for the video
I think the quote is from The art of war; not sure if napoleon said it but 90% sure it comes from the art of war.
Story 4: People apparently have much more faith in law enforcement than I do, because I thought for sure the twist was going to be the officer made up/forged the warrant. Hence why he asked op first(to get the right name down) and then double checked to make it seem like he had remembered something.
It still rubs me wrong. The guy might be annoying, but being annoying isn't reasonable suspicion to investigate. That he had an active warrant and wasn't avoiding police is on him, but you should be able to have a disagreement with a cop without them trying to find anything on you.
Yayyy darkfluff!