Dont even know why i bother to watch or comment on your stuff. The one thing that matters to me you stopped doing... As long as I have a $10,000 brick cuz bosch is an a hole. I will hate them and anyone who supports their unethical behavior. As far as I am concerned you are a sell out... Screw Bosch and screw you for supporting their anti consumerism.
It’s a main company that produces running gear for bikes but also aftermarket upgrade parts, they test thier parts in all sorts of ways don’t be too sad, they were born to die lol
Any song containing the word “ship” is a hit across eastern Canada. A couple beers and and mention of an old boat will get a whole town clapping stomping and singing.
This is how (mostly German) companies are testing their high quality products using robots doing programmed motions and than I got some "time-traveller" customers who are able to make their bikes look yearly older monthly. 😅
That's because the robot is doing a controlled motion which it's been designed for and the bike has been adequately prepared for through this trial and error method. However it doesn't account for customers who will not do motions perfectly they won't whack a certain part with a certain amount of force they won't push it in or down exactly right. As such the designed points Wear out and soon the bike is just a regular bike with scratches to hell and back
what? german companies? this is product testing 101. Any product released has to undergo tests like this to pass local legislation, its part of how they receive there CE mark. When working at ICI we would have thousands of products being tested, Kodak printers printing 24/7 in hot and cold conditions simulated in chambers, they did this to failure. Heck, we used to drop test packaging from 3 meters high. There is nothing strange about these stress tests.
Meanwhile all my friends riding SRAM go click click Tink Tink clunk clunk, while I shift my Shimano and no one even hears me change my gears. Hey that rhymes!
Since 1993, the Shimano XTR shifting feeling was the Non plus ultra! Every Gear was a clearly noticeable, but gentle loud " Click", and you were shifting smooth through your complete Cassette! Well, and with the gear range of 3 x 8 or 9, almonst every customer could ride up and down a mountain, without an E-Motor. Nowadays, SRAM shifting is rough, hard rastering, almost archaic, and all the hobby riders who are not as sporty spicy as a Pro, can't afford or achieve even the lowest summit of garbage mountain, with the fancy 1 x 12😜😁😁😁😁 At least, some electrical motor is pushing the derailleur with the chain against the Cassette ( some call it " shifting") and the newest shiting group, you don't have any option, to adjust it, or what were this adjusting screws for😁😁😁❓
Because they are tested under ideal conditions and not combined with som genius powerwashing there bike every ride with a deathray of 10000 bar presureized water…
I have seen this, yes. Industry standard for design validation in development process. All you buy from a good brand has been tested to specific standards.
It's called quality dumped test, it electronics called quality burned test, and another said MTBF (means time between failure) in testing for strength, solid substance and sharp in shape .....
friend of our uncle viewed a movie as many times, 'why so many times!', 'she bathes under a tank, a train arrives', at least the train arrive late one time, I thought', the movie's got to be '100 rifles' with Raquel Welch,
Bicycles are designed so lightweight that reliability is poor compared with cars. Nothing you can do about that without returning to the old days of 3-speed hubs and rod brakes on steel frames.
No sabía que le hacían text de durabilidad eso es muy satisfactorio saber porque aveces cuando voy por el aire en mi bici pienso en que mi frame se pueda partir 😊😊😊😊
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Thanks to Branchy for the metronome 😂 branchyprotection.com
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😮 wow
Вел изобрели лет 200 назад! Но сколько будет жить человечество, столько и будут его усовершенствовать !
C'est quoi comme marque de vélo ?
Dont even know why i bother to watch or comment on your stuff. The one thing that matters to me you stopped doing... As long as I have a $10,000 brick cuz bosch is an a hole. I will hate them and anyone who supports their unethical behavior. As far as I am concerned you are a sell out... Screw Bosch and screw you for supporting their anti consumerism.
As someone with mechanical sympathy.
Yeah in my nightmares!
😘Y😮
Standard procedure. Every good manufacturer tortures what they design.
It's to make sure the stuff holds up in the field.
❤
It’s a main company that produces running gear for bikes but also aftermarket upgrade parts, they test thier parts in all sorts of ways don’t be too sad, they were born to die lol
@@ryonaicorp Weren't we all, though? Great... now my head is quoting Wolf's Rain. X3
Any song containing the word “ship” is a hit across eastern Canada.
A couple beers and and mention of an old boat will get a whole town clapping stomping and singing.
❤
What is name song?
DaRude Sandstorm @@Xan_xrave
@@TokenTombstone 🤬
Not the result you were looking for? lol
try 'wellerman' longest johns @@Xan_xrave
*hits derailleur with 20tons of force* *gets a small scratch* German engineers: hmm ok this is a little weaker than the rest
german engineers are getting bad at cars though this past decade
This is how (mostly German) companies are testing their high quality products using robots doing programmed motions and than I got some "time-traveller" customers who are able to make their bikes look yearly older monthly. 😅
That's because the robot is doing a controlled motion which it's been designed for and the bike has been adequately prepared for through this trial and error method.
However it doesn't account for customers who will not do motions perfectly they won't whack a certain part with a certain amount of force they won't push it in or down exactly right.
As such the designed points Wear out and soon the bike is just a regular bike with scratches to hell and back
Every white country has been testing things using robots for awhile now.
what? german companies? this is product testing 101. Any product released has to undergo tests like this to pass local legislation, its part of how they receive there CE mark. When working at ICI we would have thousands of products being tested, Kodak printers printing 24/7 in hot and cold conditions simulated in chambers, they did this to failure. Heck, we used to drop test packaging from 3 meters high. There is nothing strange about these stress tests.
And because my German friends do things properly 👍
yeah lmao there's only product testing and QA on Germany, sure, uhuh.
Meanwhile all my friends riding SRAM go click click Tink Tink clunk clunk, while I shift my Shimano and no one even hears me change my gears. Hey that rhymes!
😂 Why do you think they push 1x so hard? Couldn’t make a front shifter worth a sheit
Since 1993, the Shimano XTR shifting feeling was the Non plus ultra!
Every Gear was a clearly noticeable, but gentle loud " Click", and you were shifting smooth through your complete Cassette!
Well, and with the gear range of 3 x 8 or 9, almonst every customer could ride up and down a mountain, without an E-Motor.
Nowadays, SRAM shifting is rough, hard rastering, almost archaic, and all the hobby riders who are not as sporty spicy as a Pro, can't afford or achieve even the lowest summit of garbage mountain, with the fancy 1 x 12😜😁😁😁😁
At least, some electrical motor is pushing the derailleur with the chain against the Cassette ( some call it " shifting") and the newest shiting group, you don't have any option, to adjust it, or what were this adjusting screws for😁😁😁❓
😂
BS
@@quattro2004 ahh poor boo boo Sram fan feelings hurt?
Bike slapping machine
So why doesn’t it work after a few seasons sitting in a garage 😅
Right maintenance. It is not a householdtool.
Because it's been tested like that and worn out lol
@@666marqthey they don't use them parts after testing though
@@marcfavell really? so they're selling untested parts, too bad.
Because they are tested under ideal conditions and not combined with som genius powerwashing there bike every ride with a deathray of 10000 bar presureized water…
I have seen this, yes. Industry standard for design validation in development process. All you buy from a good brand has been tested to specific standards.
Oh yes oh yes sir indeed
Yeah, crap is gonna last you until shortly after the first rain.
Waiting for an album
This must’ve taken like 12 hours to edit 😂
Well done!
People buy phone for the camera....now you buy bicycle for the song...
I can still tell a SRAM testing lab when I see one after being out of the bike tech scene for 10 years 😂
Love the song. Perfect for testing. Love bike gear!!! 😃
Need some
Next level gaming chairs 😂
,, ,, testing bang machine tester.
BANG BANG BANG FIRE IN A HOLE.
yo quisiera una bicicleta así pero con mi sueldo creo nunca la tendre
What is the name of the rear derailleur protection shown in the video?
Money 💵😂😂😂😂😂
@@No_ReGretzky99 ?
When you finish your Peanut Butter, take the lid, shape it a bit and zip tie it to the frame... bam... you've made your own.
@@galaxiedance3135 heh
The Derailleur protector 😂 sorry
I like this , great art! You are artist!
It's called quality dumped test, it electronics called quality burned test, and another said MTBF (means time between failure) in testing for strength, solid substance and sharp in shape .....
SRAM... takes a beating and keeps not shifting :o
Lmfaooo😂
Wrong.
Works well even in Siberia, in winter..)
Even -20 degrees (Celsius)
Mechanical SRAM Rival 1, and electronic SRAM GX AXS.
Make one to Protect sideways impact.
Nice tempo. In the meantime, Shimano's Torture Squad is making similar sounds but with an endless death metal tune.
Настоящий профессиональный подход!
So what instrument do you play?
The Rear Derailleur.
Fresh_+
Where is Shimano🤣🤣🤣
I watched it 16 times
I already lost count, this shanty is very catchy. And I guess it's by design
Lol... I hated the song. To each their own I guess
friend of our uncle viewed a movie as many times, 'why so many times!', 'she bathes under a tank, a train arrives', at least the train arrive late one time, I thought', the movie's got to be '100 rifles' with Raquel Welch,
What instrument do you play?
Sram.
Yeh, none of this happens in the E13 factory. 💩
Music teacher: what instrument do you play?
Me: bike
No wonder why when you get a bike the gears aint setup properly 😂
no
exactly
Bike - dream
Price - nightmare
SRAM got inspired by Ikea chair puncher 💀
Excellent this video and mountain bike😢😮😅😊
Yo les hago el favor de probar la calidad en campo !!!😅😅
its called quality management and every company has or should have one department for it.
Hi bro
How much it is
It's available
Yes, its called quality assurance
Lmao bro 😂 nice touch
A:Whats your job?
Sram: smackin expensive things
Сначало продают, а потом проверяют😂
You need a drummer bro dude let's do it 😂
Enough RUclips for today and It is the First Video after ma sleep 😂😂
Testing is the best
This is genius😂😂😂
As a Quality Engineer, Design Verication/Environmental Testing is my life!
I can guarantee that derailleur guard would stand no chance against my riding style😂
Bro my tourney would die from 3 hits
Watching this makes me want a new bike.
The derailer guard is smart ngl
😂😂😂😂
Review the bike pls 😊
Branchy is the company? Model of this bike??
Just buy Campag, you know it won'y wear out! I have 1951 Gran Sport still working perfectly. 😂
torture test awesome 👌
Saw this in Ikea, testing their furniture
Is this an automated/robotic bike mechanic?
All these tests, and in the end, the first fall, the bike and the parts break😅😅
Which bicycle ?
Жду полный выпуск этого клипа. 😂
Oder is available sir?? Please reply 🙏
POV when manufacturing: .......
POV after purchasing: My gear assembly came out after a feature fell on top of it.
Har har mahadev
Jai shree ram
Jai mata di
Jai shree krishna
Jai shree mahakal
Jai shree Ganesh
Jai shree kartikey
Jai shree Hanuman
Jai shree Vishnu dev
Jai shree shyam
Jai shree Balaji
Jai shree Brahma dev
Jai shree kal bhairav baba ki jai
radhe radhe❤
How much does this bike cost?
Hunter Brothers--Sea Shanty👍👏
Sram is the Nokia of Cycling groupsets hahahaha
C’est pas une raison valable de mettre les vélos à 10000€
Bicycles are designed so lightweight that reliability is poor compared with cars. Nothing you can do about that without returning to the old days of 3-speed hubs and rod brakes on steel frames.
Friend's, it's you can also compare your dressed, underwear with your skin and surface ....
I think Nokia made this
MTB needs to be tough like BMX
its called bench testing
Bravo decki,top
dream job to testing parts like that
Destructive testing, done heaps for mining products in Australia
Epic!
Its called lifecycle testing
Automatical transmission? 🤨
Strangely cathartic
love it
POWER BY SRAMMMMM
Netflix: Are You still watching?
No, this is another level.
What is that little derailleur shield called I want one
I should be a product tester, I have an uncanny ability to break pretty much everything.
is this like a quality test?
Wow I love the colour on the bike does anyone know what it is
stress test satisfying
Of course canyon was doing this
Bike name plz?
_other factors have similar testing departments ...._
So cool😂😂 not expected
This a simulator on how NYC roads are
Высчитывают толщину металла, чтобы отказало точно по истечению гарантии.
Man this is really pushing my buttons
Soon may the Wellerman come, to bring that sugar and tea and SRAM
No sabía que le hacían text de durabilidad eso es muy satisfactorio saber porque aveces cuando voy por el aire en mi bici pienso en que mi frame se pueda partir 😊😊😊😊
It's a masterpiece
Awsome!😂
Where can I get the derailleur protector?
make it from parts at home depot
This derailleur is actually the strongest on market
@@lostcrimin4lgaming748no, is not that one
Yes, I’m IKEA for some sofa 😇
Endurance test
This is how SRAM tests their shifters
Lo más impactante es el golpe al desviador y qué éste no se estropee !!!!
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