QUACK KILLS by Psychostick w/lyrics

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • Quack Kills from the album "Psychostick IV: Revenge of the Vengeance" (2014).
    A song for those afraid of a duck, fear of the duck, or scared of ducks. #psychostick
    Featuring Joe Bereta as "Dr. Duck"
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Комментарии • 281

  • @SteffLoui88
    @SteffLoui88 2 года назад +9

    One of the funniest songs ever!
    I love Psychostick!

  • @echols441
    @echols441 Год назад +7

    I always lose it when he says the duck is there to steal his bread.

  • @ladybird1782
    @ladybird1782 3 месяца назад +2

    All my friends think i should see a quack, im not cool with that.... im now waiting for the duck to sing quack kills 😂😂

  • @LukeXGJ
    @LukeXGJ 10 лет назад +80

    Please make a video for this song. I can only imagine the hilarity between Rawb and bring attacked by hundreds of little yellow ducks

    • @RobOfPsychostick
      @RobOfPsychostick  10 лет назад +33

      Know anyone who can make cgi ducks?

    • @Diabeetis1000
      @Diabeetis1000 10 лет назад +11

      Psychostick Howard the duck should make an appearance. That little bastard is scary as shit!

    • @SteveSmith-rt7wx
      @SteveSmith-rt7wx 10 лет назад +14

      Psychostick What's the name of the guy who made Birdemic?

    • @justinarthur1451
      @justinarthur1451 9 лет назад +2

      Steve Smith James Nguyen, I think. He's seven flavors of crazy, at least going off his commentary.

    • @dugturner2284
      @dugturner2284 8 лет назад +2

      +Justin Arthur that movie was hard to watch even with rifftrx making fun of it the whole time.

  • @Habanecro
    @Habanecro 9 лет назад +20

    I have to recite a poem for my speech class - song lyrics and short plays qualify. So I'm going to sing this

    • @WeaponizedAutism343
      @WeaponizedAutism343 6 лет назад +1

      X51 I had to do this in my English class. If only I new about these guys last year, I would have done that project

    • @valgb77
      @valgb77 4 года назад +1

      How'd it go, cheif?

    • @Habanecro
      @Habanecro 3 года назад +1

      @@valgb77 i dont remember seeing this reply but it went well. i had the class throw rubber ducks at me at the end of the song. simpler times. good times.

  • @brucecampbell624
    @brucecampbell624 8 лет назад +34

    Try get a beard, they act as a disguise to the ducks. Eat some tacos as well, ducks apparently don't like them(for some reason). Still, good sandwich you got here, Psychosteek. Plz don't burn down my club :(

  • @TheZombageddon
    @TheZombageddon 9 лет назад +3

    Time to go to a psychostick concert with a ruber duck with me now.

  • @brandifullen6985
    @brandifullen6985 9 лет назад +12

    I never laughed so hard in my life!😂

  • @samuelmauldin9131
    @samuelmauldin9131 7 лет назад +1

    Damn those birds HEY GET EM BACK WITH DUCK HUNT!

  • @HollyClementine
    @HollyClementine 4 года назад +3

    **LYRICS**
    (I know lyrics are on screen. But it’s still funny to read all at once rather than line by line lol)
    I'm being watched by a duck
    And with a little bit of luck
    I can move away and never fear again
    I saw his beak, he made a smirk
    Then he dunked his head to lurk
    And turned my blood to ice within my veins
    I would migrate north if you could guarantee
    That there are no ducks in the Arctic sea
    Their waddling gives me anxiety
    Whenever they're following me
    Quack.
    I'm afraid of a duck
    ('Cuz they have creepy feet)
    I'm afraid of a duck
    (And their razor sharp beak)
    I'm afraid of a duck
    (They have black beady eyes)
    I'm afraid of a duck
    (And they're staring at me!!)
    You dirty cloaca go back to your flock
    Of paddling revolting floating freeloading
    Poultry!
    Quack quack quack quack quack...
    Here they come, I think I'm marked
    Every time I'm at the park
    A miscreation comes to steal my bread
    Drop your things and run for the car
    Cause if you don't make it that far
    They'll feast upon your fallen corpse instead
    There is nothing more fowl than a drake on a lake
    Staring me down until I finally break
    A flap of their wings gives me a panic attack
    And I don't have the strength to fight back
    Quack quack
    I'm afraid of a duck
    (They would kill you for your bread)
    I'm afraid of a duck
    (Then eat your liver instead)
    I'm afraid of a duck
    (I'm not over-reacting)
    I'm afraid of a duck
    (Stop laughing at me!)
    You think that it's funny?
    Just wait until they're coming!
    Don't you know birds of a feather murder together?
    He's watching me!
    (They're after me)
    [repeat]
    SHH! I'm afraid of that duck
    I'm afraid of that other duck
    I'm afraid of the flock
    And all my friends think I should see a QUACK!
    But I'm not cool with that
    Claiming ducks are all innocent, they're not!
    Little pieces of shit, they bit me when I was a kid. Ruined my fucking life.
    I could have been President, but look at me now. I'm in this stupid band.
    I'm not crazy you see
    Look, they hunt in a flying V
    And it's pointed at me
    My worst nightmare descends upon..
    Oh God!
    [Lots of quacking]
    Get em off me! Get em off me! Goddamn fuck! [screaming]
    "What do you think Doc, am I crazy?"
    "It sounds like you have a classic case of Anatidaephobia, which is a fear of being watched by ducks. I recommend that you go to the store, buy many loaves of bread and and feed the ducks. Feed ALL the ducks. FEED THE DUCKS!."
    "That's your advice?"
    "FEED THEM!"
    "Who gave you your degree?"
    "I attended the University of QUACK! Where I got my Masters in QUACK! I moved on to QUACK! "
    "QUACK!"
    "No!"
    "QUACK!"
    "No no no no no no no no not again! There is no God!"
    [screaming]

  • @inamadworld
    @inamadworld 9 лет назад +5

    Man, I'd to see your reaction to a goose.

  • @RichChanLikesTacos
    @RichChanLikesTacos 8 лет назад +2

    This song made me quack up, its so "quackin" good :D

  • @Bearfoot-e3e
    @Bearfoot-e3e 4 месяца назад +1

    This song really hits home for me: my best friend died of a quack overdose.

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 5 лет назад +1

    My nightmare has been realized.

  • @ritchievoncken3078
    @ritchievoncken3078 9 лет назад +1

    a song about Anatidaephobia i love it XD

  • @Phamtom020
    @Phamtom020 7 лет назад

    Why did i found this just now xDDDD this is awesome

  • @khristianburge9859
    @khristianburge9859 7 лет назад

    That was just HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @andrewhaynes1422
    @andrewhaynes1422 5 лет назад

    Puts a new aspect on how the aflac duck works

  • @biteit6514
    @biteit6514 10 лет назад +1

    SO ASSFUCKING GOOD!!!!

  • @charliecurtis8594
    @charliecurtis8594 4 года назад

    Wait till geese chase you 😲😲😲 They're HUGE

  • @mondragon9282
    @mondragon9282 10 лет назад

    Lmao this song is awesome. Hilarious vocals and kick ass music!

  • @spookyskelebloke5388
    @spookyskelebloke5388 9 лет назад

    BONUS DUCKS

  • @baptizedinpropane1117
    @baptizedinpropane1117 9 лет назад

    Fear of the Duck

  • @homers1999
    @homers1999 9 лет назад +1

    Hitchcock's the birds, duck version

  • @tabithachastain6999
    @tabithachastain6999 7 лет назад +1

    I have a pet duck.

  • @coasternut3091
    @coasternut3091 7 лет назад

    Nerdcubed could get behind this song

  • @theycallmethehoff8822
    @theycallmethehoff8822 8 лет назад

    How much of this song was based on Iron Maidens song "Fear of the Dark"?

  • @janelleallen5922
    @janelleallen5922 9 лет назад +1

    No dude i was scared of ducks but then i found out about geese 0-0

  • @StevenSagerIsSuperEpic
    @StevenSagerIsSuperEpic 3 года назад

    One of the existing phobias is the fear of ducks. Terminologically, it is referred to as ANATIDAEPHOBIA.

  • @punchbowl6
    @punchbowl6 10 лет назад +1

    We want Barats! clap*clap--clap*clap*clap

  • @charliecurtis8594
    @charliecurtis8594 4 года назад

    But you can spread out your arms to make yourself look bigger,they should leave you alone. From my experience.

  • @InfinityPotato97
    @InfinityPotato97 5 лет назад +1

    00:09 - Almost sounds like Political Bum riff

  • @nothanks6853
    @nothanks6853 5 лет назад

    OG song?

  • @melissaakers8921
    @melissaakers8921 4 года назад

    Phil Paul help

  • @Habanecro
    @Habanecro 10 лет назад +2

    anatidaephobia

  • @ViktorSinister
    @ViktorSinister 8 лет назад +1

    Anitidaephobia lol

  • @redfox0008
    @redfox0008 7 лет назад

    :V

  • @tenhundredkills
    @tenhundredkills 7 лет назад +1

    Hold on, the lyrics read "beady black eyes", but you're singing "black beady eyes".
    WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?

  • @nickthompson9697
    @nickthompson9697 5 лет назад

    You should actually never feed bread to birds. It is not nutritious for them.

  • @HamburgerDaddyDestroyerOfPears
    @HamburgerDaddyDestroyerOfPears 5 лет назад +1

    What about geese?

  • @aCiDRapper87
    @aCiDRapper87 9 лет назад +170

    most underated band ever

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 6 лет назад +2

      I'll drink to that.

    • @max20009822
      @max20009822 6 лет назад +2

      Neh, at least hey have more fans than DFD, Cods or Tub ring

    • @ericklandrud5356
      @ericklandrud5356 4 года назад +2

      Have you seen them live!?!?
      Their concert i was at... fucking AMAZING AWESOME FUN

    • @79thinline
      @79thinline 4 года назад +1

      I don’t know, ever heard of Nanowar of Steel? I can promise if you like these guys you’ll enjoy them. Especially listeners from Italy.

    • @SousedSimon
      @SousedSimon 2 года назад +1

      Most underrated comment ever.

  • @IDONTCAREOFNAMES
    @IDONTCAREOFNAMES 10 лет назад

    Anatidaephobia

  • @CheesePieWithChips
    @CheesePieWithChips 9 лет назад +141

    Haha. This song quacks me up every time! xD

    • @Vampxiii_
      @Vampxiii_ 7 лет назад

      CheesePieWithChips
      ...your commet is amazing.

    • @VelocityNetwork1
      @VelocityNetwork1 6 лет назад +4

      Did you just.

    • @kakary3161
      @kakary3161 4 года назад +1

      Killer joke

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 3 года назад +1

      Waterfowl thing to say to a man who's clearly afraid of ducks.

    • @Ds650addicts
      @Ds650addicts 2 года назад +1

      This song in like somone saying quackatoa it will blow up

  • @Euclidiuss
    @Euclidiuss 3 года назад +48

    "A flap of their wings gives me a panic attack, and I don't have the strength to fight back."
    Funniest shit ever.

  • @Benguitar1991
    @Benguitar1991 9 лет назад +11

    I would pay a considerable amount of money to see this turned into a proper music video.

  • @Hannah-ef3ml
    @Hannah-ef3ml 8 лет назад +39

    I love how I'm actually scarred of ducks and I swear this describes me and relationships with ducks 😂😂

  • @Metlhed420
    @Metlhed420 9 лет назад +32

    Feed the ducks, feed ALL the ducks.
    FEEEED THE DUCKS! FEED THEM!

  • @followfornothing
    @followfornothing 9 лет назад +39

    I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but they can't afford to buy a loaf. That's the biggest joke on the duck ever.
    --- Mitch Hedberg

  • @carolinehewitt-tonkin496
    @carolinehewitt-tonkin496 9 лет назад +16

    1:45 is such a jazzy breakdown. In fact I hear jaz/groove influence all over this album. It's good to hear that you guys are progressing musically and experimenting while staying true to your unique humor. Love these guys

  • @emilyapricot1313
    @emilyapricot1313 Год назад +6

    I played this song on repeat while my dog tore up his duck toy 🦆 🎸 🔥

  • @ProgHead89
    @ProgHead89 5 лет назад +26

    This song is actually full of great riffs.

    • @Johnytomm
      @Johnytomm 4 месяца назад

      Everything in it is great

  • @levoy3829
    @levoy3829 8 лет назад +67

    I think I have to buy the cd...

  • @TheModernRiot
    @TheModernRiot 9 лет назад +84

    It's not the ducks you should be afraid of: it's swans.
    They look so pretty and majestic but then as soon as you get to close BAM! you're fingers and toes are gone!! Then next goes your kidneys...

    • @shannonmeier1653
      @shannonmeier1653 9 лет назад +19

      Nah, its the geese you have to look out for

    • @spookyskelebloke5388
      @spookyskelebloke5388 9 лет назад +2

      The crow, owl, and dove concern me a bit more.

    • @bigdrippy4104
      @bigdrippy4104 9 лет назад +8

      I had to fight a swan once.
      It was awesome.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 9 лет назад +3

      Pigeons are the worst, I swear they're with the Al Qaida.

    • @flaccidwhitecoat
      @flaccidwhitecoat 9 лет назад +1

      I think Larry David would agree with you.
      I also think only people who watch Curb Your Enthusiasm would get that joke

  • @AndrewConlee
    @AndrewConlee 9 лет назад +16

    And remember, kids, Say No To Quack!

  • @cash4999
    @cash4999 10 лет назад +37

    i want NSFW with lyrics

    • @feedbackthehero
      @feedbackthehero 10 лет назад +8

      me 2 i cant make out the lyrics and I dont want to sing it wrong

    • @subninja8069
      @subninja8069 5 лет назад +2

      @@feedbackthehero
      Fuck, Fucking Fuck and lastly Shit.

    • @DONKEYKONG260
      @DONKEYKONG260 5 лет назад +4

      FUCK
      FUCK FUCK
      FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
      FUCK
      FUCK FUCK
      FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCCK
      FUUUUUUCK
      FUUUUUUCK
      You clicked read more, didn't you squidward?

    • @CiTVNostalgia
      @CiTVNostalgia 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/F7M8wz8tOF8/видео.html
      Here ya go.

  • @monkeytail2002
    @monkeytail2002 10 лет назад +3

    Quack QUACK QUACK QUACK quack. *No, don't run. We are your friends.*

  • @melodieEss
    @melodieEss 9 лет назад +11

    I'd love to create an animated music video to this one day.

  • @metalbeast3
    @metalbeast3 10 лет назад +11

    Holy shit when he's screaming I think of that one scene in the Wicker Man. "Not the bees..." O_O

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 10 лет назад +6

      No! No not the ducks! NOT THE DUCKS! AAAAAH! AGHGAHAHAAAAA! AH THEY'RE IN MY EYES! THEY'RE MYYY EEEEYES! AAAAAH! AAAAAAH! AAHHAGAGHAGGHHAAAA!

    • @metalbeast3
      @metalbeast3 9 лет назад

      O_O ugggh the chills...

    • @kiethveseyofficial
      @kiethveseyofficial 2 года назад

      And that one weird al song were be was being chased by weasles

  • @Dave_Chrome
    @Dave_Chrome 8 лет назад +7

    1:42 - Okay, now that's something to be afraid of.

  • @bcampbell12095
    @bcampbell12095 17 дней назад +1

    Just learned the word anatidaephobia and realized ive known the term for about 10 years.....

  • @NeutralDrow
    @NeutralDrow Месяц назад +1

    I'd guessed this was a Far Side-inspired song...and then they straight-up name dropped "Anatidaephobia!" 😆

  • @Jadriam
    @Jadriam 8 лет назад +2

    This song is so amazing. I will-
    WILL GET BREAD AND FEED DUCKS.
    I WILL FEED MANY DUCKS.
    YOU SHOULD ALSO FEED DUCKS.

  • @VetronGaming
    @VetronGaming 9 лет назад +5

    Sir I find this very offending to fellow ducks.

  • @chrishanslow4378
    @chrishanslow4378 2 года назад +2

    One time on holidays my nephew was chasing some ducks and I told him stop chasing them, he asked why and I said do you see any cows?
    He said no and I said because the ducks ate them all.... His look was priceless 😂😂

  • @peterovo
    @peterovo 8 лет назад +5

    feed all the ducks... feed all the ducks...
    i have a constant fear that one of them is near...
    ;)

  • @robertodykirk
    @robertodykirk 6 месяцев назад +1

    9 years into the duck takeover.
    I've lived off taco MREs and hash. Is it safe to come out now?

  • @samuelmauldin9131
    @samuelmauldin9131 7 лет назад +2

    how did you do the Realistic Animation for the Beer guy and Dr Duck?

  • @benselwood6114
    @benselwood6114 8 месяцев назад +3

    This may be the best thing I have heard in some time🤣👏🏽

  • @baxkill
    @baxkill 9 лет назад +28

    Of course there is no God, the ducks killed him.

  • @JosephCKrause
    @JosephCKrause 4 года назад +6

    This is my favorite song about ducks.

    • @StonerWaifu
      @StonerWaifu 2 года назад +1

      It's right up there with Weird Al's "I Want A New Duck."

  • @bareakon
    @bareakon 9 лет назад +1

    Why are there so many songs about ducks being evil?
    This cannot be a coincidence...
    And yes, I'm talking about "Sinister Ducks"

  • @samrussell2430
    @samrussell2430 Год назад +1

    I LOVE YOU BEST FRIEND SENSAI!!!
    💜🦆🦆🦆🌪️🦆🦆🦆💜

  • @33482
    @33482 5 лет назад +1

    Theese ducks are just so aggressive, because they are on Quackaine.

  • @Warrior300000
    @Warrior300000 8 лет назад +5

    feeeeeeeeeeeeeeed theeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 2 месяца назад +1

    Ten years old... Happy Anniversary!

  • @Diogo_Moka
    @Diogo_Moka 9 лет назад +2

    That's some quality shit right there! I tottaly agree with wedz and weekendz, better than so much bands taking themselves seriously! Some make me angry, some make me laugh, but you make me both! That's metal square! xD Greets from Portugal!

  • @ericcartman1425
    @ericcartman1425 4 года назад +2

    This is like System of a Down

  • @dabmanzgamez
    @dabmanzgamez 9 лет назад +1

    Should of called President Rhino to Charge at the Ducks :)

  • @ThatGuyNikolas
    @ThatGuyNikolas 4 года назад +1

    I never knew you guys were so scared of Subaru....

  • @abbiearcher4716
    @abbiearcher4716 8 лет назад +7

    That's just amazing.

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean 3 года назад +1

    I dunno what to tell you man, that's what you get when you don't feed the ducks. No more bread though, please. We're trying to go paleo.

  • @tobiasvik3278
    @tobiasvik3278 4 года назад +1

    I hate it when I just happen to be wandering by the pond with my own personal bread for eating with the soup that's simmering at home, and the ducks come to steal it.

  • @Neverdweller
    @Neverdweller 9 лет назад +1

    OH FUCK... THIS IS MY GREATEST FEAR OF ALL TIME.. I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE A DUCK IS WATCHING ME

  • @mattlinthicum4207
    @mattlinthicum4207 3 года назад +1

    now we just need a hateballad for Canadian Geese.

  • @Disturbed95lp
    @Disturbed95lp 9 лет назад +2

    This is like the duck version of my fear of hands...

  • @sweduck75
    @sweduck75 9 лет назад +3

    Love it! Hahaha!

  • @marcusvirtus8896
    @marcusvirtus8896 9 лет назад +1

    The Herondale Family national anthem.

  • @martyheyerdahl1505
    @martyheyerdahl1505 9 лет назад +1

    Lol, this is Nerd³'s theme song...

  • @waynehughes7826
    @waynehughes7826 4 года назад +2

    There goes matty with the bass again.

  • @iregretcommenting4768
    @iregretcommenting4768 4 года назад +1

    I M A M B E I N G
    W A T C H E D B Y A
    *duck*

  • @pillarnexustheancientgladiator
    @pillarnexustheancientgladiator 4 года назад +2

    "I'm afraid of Princess Tutu" -Mytho, Princess Tutu (anime about a duck who becomes a ballerina; now I'm hoping for a crossover between that show and this song.)

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 3 года назад +1

      That was a weird, WEIRD anime, and not because of the duck.

  • @fanamatakecick97
    @fanamatakecick97 4 года назад +1

    This song is definitely about Anantidaephobia XD

  • @gallibon1319
    @gallibon1319 Год назад

    This song makes me fucking crack up all the time. XD

  • @wooden49
    @wooden49 3 года назад +1

    *ANATIDAEPHOBIA INTENSIFIES*

  • @Aarzak97
    @Aarzak97 8 лет назад +2

    Why aren't you guys more known ? It's a sin to not know you guys ! Come and play in south of france !

  • @AFarCryAway
    @AFarCryAway 10 лет назад

    Duckaphobia is real!

  • @thatguythathugspuppies1874
    @thatguythathugspuppies1874 9 лет назад

    I got an advertisement from Verizon of pissed off ducks. This is fuckin scary lol

  • @justinarthur1451
    @justinarthur1451 9 лет назад +1

    Five Nights at Freddy's must be especially horrifying to play. Yes, Chica is a chicken, but she looks a lot like a duck due to her color. Her beak looks much more like a bill, too.

    • @MachinesofOurDisgrace
      @MachinesofOurDisgrace 9 лет назад +2

      Five nights at Freddy's is cheap horror, its just jumpscares and the animatronics are kinda cute.

    • @justinarthur1451
      @justinarthur1451 9 лет назад

      TheDeathmetal4life We must have played a different Five Nights at Freddy's, then, as the one I played had excellent atmosphere and paranoia alongside dingy-looking animatronics I wouldn't want to be by.

    • @MachinesofOurDisgrace
      @MachinesofOurDisgrace 9 лет назад

      Justin Arthur When i played the game i just felt like i was playing a game like "The house" (a online game with jumpscares), I do not understand why Five nights at freddys became so popular, i mean i would understand if the horror involved running away from something or anything like that but this is just a jumpscare fest. I guess we just think differently and have different opinions about horror games.

    • @justinarthur1451
      @justinarthur1451 9 лет назад

      TheDeathmetal4life My thought was that not being able to run away made it worse as there was no escape. Instead all you can do is shut doors in the first game or put on a mask in the second game. I personally feel it's that helplessness that makes it scary.
      That's a likely option. But hey, differences are the spice of life.
      I have to give you props for actually playing it. Lot of people out there who hate on it despite having not played it for themselves. Reverse holds true as well; plenty who claim it's awesomesauce but have never played it.

    • @CurlyJones
      @CurlyJones 9 лет назад +5

      Justin Arthur I'd like to give the both of you props for having a civil debate on RUclips. Seriously, you guys are what we should aspire to be.

  • @michaelsmyth3935
    @michaelsmyth3935 2 года назад

    The Movie , The Pacifier, proves this out..........sorta.

  • @chadpunisher
    @chadpunisher 5 лет назад

    Ducks can be some evil fuckers sometimes so I see what he's saying