How to Hunt Capybara (Legally)
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- 4 capybaras were harmed in the making of this video
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I am upset that people hunt these adorable animals for fun! #canceltexastank
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im upset that kevin refuses to accept the lords love for all that is good and holy on this earth
Yes
I am Brazilian and I can say that 100% of the time it is every day I see a capybara walking in the middle of the street.When I go to take the bus, a capybara stays by my side, near a pond, sometimes she lets me pet her head.
A bus stop capy, that's too cute omg!
Man you're kinda making me want to go to brazil with that info alone
@@RisingRevengeance suit yourself
this is one of the greatest things I've ever heard
His true colors finally revealed. Ben was obviously scamming us with the idea of a rescue ranch but actually was building a hunting ranch all along!
Oh the horror!
@@DrSoapp maybe the hunting was the friends we made along the way
You have to respect the hustle.
Hunting for new friends 😢
“Rehoming” the chickens to your local kfc and selling the rest to hunt. Don’t tell Reddit 😂
almost shed a tear when ben said "look at these folds" for the first time in a while
i appreciate the awareness of wacky animal laws brought to us in such a fun way
0:58 1:07 1:17 I love hearing Big Ounce do his little calls. Never fails to make me smile.
“Just like his parents!”
That was cold as ice, Ben. I love it.
Ahhhhhhhh🍋 It just melts my heart to hear Big Ounce "Ya-Hooo"😂 also very happy to see the new house coming along!
I’ve been watching some of the early episodes of Uncle Ben’s adventures. Oh my, the channel grew so much. It’s obvious that this journey means a lot for Ben. You see his personality grow as the Urban Rescue Ranch gets more finished. Also Uncle Ben seems to do a lot of working out because his frame has been growing together with the Ranch 😄. It’s so uplifting to have the chance to watch something positive on RUclips. This channel has become my favourite and I am always waiting with excitement for when the next shenanigans of Kevin and Big Ounce are released into the world.
he can almost fight an emu war!
@@chiguireespacialespecialAustralia might stand a chance then!
Uncle Ben and Tank are like kids playing with a new toy, with the toy being the bow.
The fish being the food
Stressful episode 💀 tank and uncle Ben kept us on edge of life and death
Kevin is the definition of pure rage and hatred
Well, then I Kevin this video. Don't come here to watch talk of hunting and killing small innocent animals.
7:40 kevin was like ''come on then and shoot me big guy i'm not locked in here with you you're locked in here with me''
Hey uncle Ben, just wondering where bimbus is, just considering we haven’t seen her in a while. Hope she’s okay and looking forward to your ranch prospering in the future!
Bimbus died (Stepped on a land mine, exploded)
@@Am_Yeff doubt that but okay
@@connorkeohane2884yes he did ( I was the one who ethically sourced the land mine)
@@Am_Yeff this is cannon
@@Am_Yeffbimbus is the smaller kangaroo right?
I never thought Uncle Ben was a coward, but I didn't think anyone was brave enough to grab a cicada by the wing.
ah, and those things bite too, lol.
He picks up wild snakes. A cicada is nothing.
Cicadas are literally only loud and drink like, tree sap. They’re super stupid, so if you grab them in a fist, they may try to pierce into you to suck delicious sap but become super confused when they taste blood, which probably is less than healthy for them, and they will likely stop once they realize they’re drinking poison that probably tastes AWFUL.
The wings are the only way to really pick them up, since they’re also erratic af once they start dying, and they will fight their way out of cupped hands since they’re the size of a small bus.
But yeah, they scream when you pick them up by the wings, but if they’re on the ground you can easily pick them up like Ben did, they’re about to die anyway and probably aren’t much interested in eating anymore, so like, don’t be scared. They aren’t bitey, just big and stupid thinking you’re just a mobile tree.
Thankfully Gustavo made quick work of that monster
I refuse to pick them up so brutally. I pick them up gently before popping them in my mouth to crunch and swallow. Apologies to Gustavo. Hey bro, get your own cicadas!
4:55 hahahahhahaha dun't matter to me bout no laws
Your videos are incredibly amusing and uplifting! You have an exceptional amount of charisma! Sorry for the poor english, it's not my first language. Greeetings from Brazil.
I can't believe Big Ounce saved the capybaras once again by chasing down those mad poachers. This man is truly a hero, and a sage of the swords...
Holy sh*t Tank really does have 🦶 pics on his Patreon
Uncle Ben: "Patrick, what are you doing in Ouncetopia, boy?"
Where else would you wait for your 8 ounces.
We need a compilation of uncle Ben screaming in terror
Thank you Uncle Benjamin for showing us all the animals you can legally shot! This was very helpful and nice of you! (Everyone have a nice day/night♧)
I love that they're in a laundry hamper lolol
You can always rehome those chickens to your stomach. 🤣
i showed my parents your videos just to show how Kevin treat you and my parents thought it was chaos, so good for you!
My Mother thinks that Ben is crazy after I showed her the video of inviting Kevin and Karen to his place for dinner. I said to her that's not even his craziest video.
uncle ben is like my father figure at this point 😭😭 thank you for always making my day :)
uncle Ben is such a good youtuber, cures my sad every time he posts
Yeah now I’m Hap
This legitimately cured my depression from just watching your videos uncle Ben I truly do appreciate your videos👍🏼
Other animals: Run awaaaay!
Capybaras: Scratch my tummy and I am all yours! I dont care if you eat me afterwards! I surrender!
Thank you Uncle Ben for being Based and Rescue-Pilled
C'mon people, for Uncle Ben's safety, we need 75,000 likes!
Here’s something that can change your way of life or thinking. This is the most important thing you will hear/read today.
If you’ve told one lie, stolen anything, or lusted (which is adultery of the heart), you’ll be found guilty on Judgment Day and end up in Hell. But there’s good news: Though we broke God’s Law, Jesus, the prophesied Messiah, perfectly kept the Law, fulfilling all righteousness. He paid the fine for sinners ( that we could never pay ) by suffering and dying on the cross-absorbing the wrath of God that we deserve. “For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast.” Then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by hundreds of eyewitnesses. Today, repent and trust Jesus; God will grant you forgiveness and the gift of eternal life. God bless
Only 30,000 more to go!
Hey Uncle Ben! :) It goes without saying that I am incredibly glad Big Ounce is doing better; however, im a bit worried about the presence of his tumor. It has been shown that animals, especially rodents, can see a notable increase in lifespan and cancer regression as a result of intermittent fasting. This results from cancer cells being unable to perform aerobic glycolysis during fasting periods of reduced glucose in the bloodstream. Just a thought, but it seems like a fairly non-invasive method of helping him
Ben - "I need to see what is inside these eggs."
Also Ben - "Take the shot"
Reasons it's legal to shoot an animal in Texas:
-Not native
-Native, but cringe
-Is fish or fishlike at the moment
-Standing your ground
-Grounding your stand
-The Spirits Said So
-For TikTok
-Looked at you funny
-Currently in Texas
some crossed before the chicken
How beautiful and well stocked the urban ranch has become. You’ve worked hard.
"we are gonna eat big ounce" big ounce: YAAGAHGHHG
Dude your content is FLOWING MY BOY AND I LOVE IT 😂
big ounce's chirps are so cute
This video made me nervous, I know you would never actually shoot the animals on purposes, but the pointing of the bow with a sharp arrow made me nervous. On the archery range we’re taught to never point a loaded bow at anyone because you could always make a mistake and hurt someone.
Its like pointing a loaded gun at someone. Not advised and has definitely resulted in unintentional injuries and even deaths.
Please don’t do that anymore if you want your animal buddies to be safe all it takes is a slip of your fingers when joking around to make a fatal mistake.
Thankfully It seems like tank only actually pulled far back once or twice in the video.
Love ya man, hope everyone is doing well.
Fun fact… some species of Cicada live for 13-17 YEARS 👀 All but a few weeks is spent underground as nymphs. More disturbing - I read that Queen termites are the longest lived 30-50 years and apparently scientists found some upwards of 100 years 🤔 2 thoughts… 1 how does a scientist tell the age of the insect - given it’s impolite to just up and ask 😏 and 2 what the dang heck does a termite do with 100 years 😵💫 how many trips round a termite mound can it do before boredom sets it, excessive introspection occurs and leads to an existential crisis? Now they be Nasty 🥴
This video is both informative and humorous! Bravo Uncle Ben!
Uncle Ben could tell the same joke twenty times and it would still be funny because he will approach the joke in a new, equally funny manner every time.
Uncle Ben has good hair and skin! I’m jealous lol
You’ve come so far I’m so glad all these animals have a good place to stay
Why do I love Big Ounce so much. He is so perfect.
Every video is the beginning of Ben's villain arc.
I feel so emotionally vested in these animals ❤️💯🐾
Ben back at it with another inspiring video 🦧
Somebody got a Superman curl.
It has definitely been earned.
Uncle Ben is getting swole, look at those biceps
Back in 1995.. I was alone in the, The Mexican war.. I was alone in Antarctica, all my crewmates had died due to starvation and frostbite. By the time I looked back I was alone. When I saw a weird looking deer, the name of Patrick, he was magical, he spoke to me about a very fortunate man name of uncle farmer dad Ben. He helped me find my way through the icy, slippery, cold and hard ice and snow. A bright light shun through the icey mountains, my eyes were in disbelief as a beautiful man appeared with 20009317378383919273 different animals, mystical, unbelievably calm potatoes walked beside him as Jurassic bird-dinosaurs hopped and sped around with pigs running behind him.
I asked for his help as he smiled, a big white bird charged at me as the light disappeared. I sat there in the snow. A smile on my face as my confidence rose, I ran, and ran. My face frozen as the light in my eyes glimmered like none other..
Ben’s villain arc will never be complete until his nemesis KEVIN is “Taken care of”
this man is getting closer and closer to the insane asylum
I love how tank was proclaiming he could kill Kevin and just a few seconds later we see Kevin just ready to rip the man apart.
Kevin was like I heard you talkin smack. Don't talk about it be about.
A Joke gets funnier the more you repeat it, bonus points for repeating the same joke as much as possible in a short amount of time.
Just fyi every prairie dog video, no matter how old it is, has a comment talking about big ounce. 😂😂😂 you have started a prairie dog revolution.
Kevin's so aggressive lmfao the only one that can handle him is unlk ben and da babby
I haven’t laughed h tho is hard in sooo long. Also big ounce is ridiculously cute and totally understands you. Awesome video 🎉
its nice to have tank back
6:35 the “I told you so” from tank was hilarious
I have a GQF, cabinet style incubator. I loaned it to a friend (she had never hatched anything.) She has now hatched 100s of quail, pheasants, chickens... they are nice incubators.
Uncle Ben always makes me happy, even when I’m having a bad day, we love u uncle Ben, and your silliness! 😂❤😊 (btw, could I get a heart or pin?
Thank you Uncle Ben for being everyone’s favourite Uncle.
Here’s something that can change your way of life or thinking. This is the most important thing you will hear/read today.
If you’ve told one lie, stolen anything, or lusted (which is adultery of the heart), you’ll be found guilty on Judgment Day and end up in Hell. But there’s good news: Though we broke God’s Law, Jesus, the prophesied Messiah, perfectly kept the Law, fulfilling all righteousness. He paid the fine for sinners ( that we could never pay ) by suffering and dying on the cross-absorbing the wrath of God that we deserve. “For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast.” Then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by hundreds of eyewitnesses. Today, repent and trust Jesus; God will grant you forgiveness and the gift of eternal life. God bless
Hunting as a sport is the cringiest thing imaginable
Kevin is like a mean Big Bird
Me: *Coughs*
Uncle Ben: Aww, he's coughing guys!
I can’t believe you went from feeding Kevin glizzies from your bedroom in the city, to a crack house with tires, to this! And you got jacked as hell
Ben: today we are gonna eat big ou
Big Ounce: WAHOO!
I love how Tank has a dip in XD The mark of a true soldier lmfaooo
you know its a good video if he breaks character and just laughs LOL
More Big Oz talking please! I can't get enough of that cute little guy
Can big ounce get some combat pay? He’s had to endure being shark bait, arrow bait, click bait, the whole gamut, show him some love!
"There's nothing more precious than watching these boys yell." -Me as I binge this whole channel
i love big ounce gort and quandale. Those guys are like the entire face of his channels
Wow! Leave it to Uncle Ben to never post clickbait on his vidyas. Thanks Uncle Ben for teaching us how to hunt blappys 😁
I love it when Big Ounce goes, ""woohoo!"
Hey can you stop joking about killing your animals? I like your content but that stuff always makes me really uncomfortable. Thanks.
Patrick Bateman is so adorable! ❤
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
There sure is nothing better than waking up to your videos😊
Loved when Tank started channeling Boomhauer from "King of the Hill"!
Also Adopted 2 Buff Bison chicks. Named 'em Wilma&Betty...
Patrick Bateman is consuming 8 ounces!? That’s a total of 14.10592 Big Ounces!
When he was fake eating his pet pirarie dog, the pirarie dog screamed and i was flushed with cuteness
I can't believe he needs to blend up 8 big ounces just to feed Patrick
Look at those baby pidgeons! Only kinda looking like weird tiny dodo birds now
Big Oz's chirps nourish my soul
What a hoot! Kevin's face!!!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! When he's ready to bite you and when he's nibbling the egg!!!
I cast my vote for Tank vs Kevin in hand to hand combat. Preferrably a cage match
“They’re called puh-CAWNS” 🤣
8:41 Devil Kevin revealing his true form
So the Packybaras got their punishment finally
i do appreciate spending time watching your videos and what you do for all of your animals in your sanctuary, thank you for bringing me joy in this times, you earned a new subscriber.
No no never kill Patrick!! Never!!! 😭He’s your pet now Uncle Ben😪….
Oh a baby goose, nice.
Uncle Ben living his best animal crossing life
7:38 Opening to Jurassic Park
Tank in the background "I TOLD YOU"
Thee best Thumbnail yet sir Ben!💯💙
I can’t wait for next week when Patric Bateman is *AHHHHHH*
Cant wait to see gus in a new hab, hes just a little man
Tank episodes always go hard