I Had Many Jobs... My First Was A Phil Swift... Second Was A Josef Stalin. Third Was A Jeff Bezos. Now I'm An Adolf Hitler. I Want To Be A Shrek In The Future.
lots of people think that nursing isn’t important, and can just go without. it is important and there are different levels of nursing, so you can get nurses that are practically doctors!
A lot of these aren't true like for example I want to be a physicist and they make anywhere from 125k-160k a year while in the video it was only like 59k
I was giving a pikachu shocked face on how fasely the information was given. -_- I can't imagine anyone of them would have a job if one day the media shut down. I do know some people that have a degree in something, but most of the influencer seem to be a drop out or no college.
He did not include District Attorneys, Corporate Attorneys, Defense Attorneys, Legel Advisors, etc. Pretty much ignored the entire Legal Career except a Law Teacher and Judge.
Wow am so surprised, I never knew most these jobs could pay this much. Though I think some of this figures are wrong tho, as many of this jobs are high paying jobs.
@@kimwucheng6587 I was hired as a project manager, which earns me a nice salary of over 120k annually. I also made smart investments in the financial market, which have been profitable..
a big part of the list is that its the average - some ppl in that job make half and other may make double. but for sure pharmacists get less than 100k, dentists get more, that one about prescribing medication is definitaly way more, etc. lots of problems with this list but at the end of the day its just for fun
“Okay kids, what do you guys want to be when you grow up?” Bob : Imma be an engineer! Kendra : imma be a vet Brittany : imma be an influencer Me : *Jeff Bezos*
6 year old me: mom i want to be a singer 8 year old me: mom i want to be a doctor 10 year old me: mom i want to be an engineer 17 year old me: *sh*t, might as well just be jEfF bEzOs*
Since we can’t see where the data came from sometimes earnings are skewed because both full time and part time worker salaries are averaged out so you get a lower number. Also fast food managers may make $70k a year but they average about 50~60 hours a week so the hourly pay is still really low.
dedium yea especially when they have like a 14 hour heart transplant or something major like that. Sometimes surgeons don’t even get to go home for a couple of days
he makes dozens of these. the actual salaries will vary from country to country and stuff. so yeah, if you are making dozens of these you probably gonna make mistakes here and there.
Everyone makes fun of the last 2 categories, but they don’t talk about how they should be focusing on loving or enjoying the job rather than worrying about salary. *I want to be a Jeff Bezos because I love Jeff Bezos*
actually 6432578345637265473653456327438/yr because 67532487654238765 x 847657346 + 635762 = 6432578345637265473653456327438 (obviously) oh sorry i mean 6432578345637265473653456327438/min no actually 6432578345637265473653456327438/sec no 6432578345637265473653456327438/ms (microsecond) (1000th of a second) no 6432578345637265473653456327438/ns (nanosecond) (billionth of a second) no 6432578345637265473653456327438/ys (yoctosecond) (septillionth (1000000000000000000th) of a second)
dont worry too much about it i had also a very hard time finding my career, some find their career in the first run others change after a while. I was a gardener and now im working in the hotel industry. Just think about what jobs you really like and then make a decision of which one you find the most interesting. Dont stress yourself 🙂
Grub o I think you’re confusing air traffic controllers with marshallers. Air traffic controllers (ranked as one of the most stressful jobs) are the individuals who oversee traffic in given airspaces and direct aircraft to desired destinations..etc. Even then, this list is wacky. A lot of these are very far off, lmao
I think you should make a series of lists that divides diffrent professions. I'm really skeptical about some of these numbers. Also it seems like they are averaged out from every job in that field. I noticed the engineering ones were kind of low.
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Apparently being Taylor Swift and Jeff Bezos is a job.
Da Boss Man Finally somebody understands
You eat their soul and become them *y u m*
I wanne be a Jeff Bezos when I grow up 😌
I DON'T CARE THAT YOU NAMENIS JEFF
---- Will Smith
Aperently a basketball player makes more then a President
My mom works a taylor swift and my dad works as a jeff bezos. Best jobs ever
Spongebob Matrix it’s better to be Steve Jobs but he’s ded
XxAquatic DreamxX yeah, especially considering the word job is in his name
Spongebob Matrix XD I’ve alway wonder that when I was I small kiddo
I Had Many Jobs...
My First Was A Phil Swift...
Second Was A Josef Stalin.
Third Was A Jeff Bezos.
Now I'm An Adolf Hitler.
I Want To Be A Shrek In The Future.
Then you're Taylor Bezos!
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly none of them work :(
That is genius
BYEHASHGFG
Fork
Godly jokes
This JOKE IS AMAZING!
So you’re telling me a surgeon makes less than a nurse? Something ain’t right here...
yup surgeons make 500 grand to millions of dollars
@@shubhsaxena8745 in the vid it says that surgeons make 63k so thats just saying that this vid is unrealistic
And less than an insta influencer
i was thinking the same thing...63k might be an OR nurse. i also wouldn’t think an NP makes more than a PA, but that’s probably a lot closer.
lots of people think that nursing isn’t important, and can just go without. it is important and there are different levels of nursing, so you can get nurses that are practically doctors!
Ah yes, my favourite occupation.
*jeff bezos*
Mines is Taylor swift
Hello Hello
World: That’s not an occupation, just be a normal worker
Mine Is Phil Swift, Oh No Wait...
Mine Is Shrek.
Ah yes I think I'll go for Elon musk
@@1dogissky r/woosh
Parents: What do you want to do when you grow up?
“I really want to be a Jeff Bezos. Or maybe a Taylor Swift.”
Lol
😂😂
Now, was this before or after Taylor became a Dr
Taylor and Jeff Bezos are names of people not jobs. And what if you become the President of USA
I want to be a... Jeff Bezos
I want to be ur wife 😂
Patrycja Asies :/
@@rjc.05 go and ffuck
Mr. knive ???
Mr. knive r/ihadastroke
"Whats your job?"
"Jeff Bezos, i also do some taylor swift"
"So you have a degree in Taylor Swift and a doctorate in Jeff Bezzos..."
@@julianturkson7464" yea, ive done it for 34 years, cant wait to retire"
@@bouy3432 you can't be them because you already them
i did taylor swift good dog
@@bouy3432 "Nice job"
Being Mr Beast’s friend is a good high pay job
surgeons : *_Make $500k a year_*
this guy: _"I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that"_
it is actualy true it is such a good salary i mean gimme that
Foreign Temper thats just simply not true lmao
Foreign Temper ah you meant in the video my bad
Lol I don't think this is American
@@scribtoon7146 In Switzerland they make 500k
They should seriously give more credits to engineers, scientists, and medics instead of media influencers and their drama.
A lot of these aren't true like for example I want to be a physicist and they make anywhere from 125k-160k a year while in the video it was only like 59k
sans ming yeah honestly how come an instagram influencer earns more money than an astronomer
I was giving a pikachu shocked face on how fasely the information was given. -_- I can't imagine anyone of them would have a job if one day the media shut down. I do know some people that have a degree in something, but most of the influencer seem to be a drop out or no college.
He did not include District Attorneys, Corporate Attorneys, Defense Attorneys, Legel Advisors, etc. Pretty much ignored the entire Legal Career except a Law Teacher and Judge.
@@Yanik2002 Capitalism, my friend.
Wow am so surprised, I never knew most these jobs could pay this much. Though I think some of this figures are wrong tho, as many of this jobs are high paying jobs.
True, surgeon’s earn more than what was stated in the video.
Lols I want Taylor Swift and Jeff Bezos job 😂
Imagine having a yearly income of at least $500k.
I make just about $90k a year, which is not much. I make an effort to manage my funds, and I'm hoping to find work that pays well..
@@kimwucheng6587 I was hired as a project manager, which earns me a nice salary of over 120k annually. I also made smart investments in the financial market, which have been profitable..
Ah yes my dream job Jeff Bezos
The Medic before they can roll us
The Medic mine’s taylor swift
Aren’t you the double “I’m the doctor”?
"I like the way he says (ah yes)"
@@piemanpeek2357 I don't think you got my reference
In the time it took you to watch this video, Jeff Bezos earned $871k, more than most people earn in in their careers
I agree 💯💯💯
Thanks for the reminder
True, but a majority of the countries with high minimum wage and median wealth earn millions in their career because they have jobs that pay 200k+
In a year XD.
Dang
Teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up
Me: i want to be a jeff bezos
Hey mom, I want to be Taylor Swift when I grow up! It pays well.
i want to be Shrek
@@Yu-mn4od i am shrek
Then you have 2 jobs
@@henrygray9975 Wow.
Mother, work as a Jeff Bezos, it also pays well
Me: change name to *Jeff Bezos*
STONKS
👏👏👏
😂😂
👌👌👌
I COMMIT IDENTITY FRAUD
stonks 📈📈
People be saying "Taylor has no impact" then explain her name being on this completely unrelated list, explain that!
tell em bestie!
r/usernamechecksout
A lot of these stats seem wrong
Most medical jobs have salaries in the hundreds of thousands of dollars.
I think he makes up these stats...
I mean, he made a video of the probability of inventing technology....
Nivajoe yeah he said physicians assistants make 70k and Nurse practitioners make 100k and they are the same exact thing
a big part of the list is that its the average - some ppl in that job make half and other may make double. but for sure pharmacists get less than 100k, dentists get more, that one about prescribing medication is definitaly way more, etc. lots of problems with this list but at the end of the day its just for fun
A surgeon makes an average of 60k mhm That’s true
Yeah most of this is wrong
Anybody: Hmm I want to buy this laptop for gaming but it costs 2500 dollars what can I do....
Bezos: lets wait a second
This should get more likes
Holololo not really
Lmao
Haha
he makes that less then a second
"What do you want to do for a living when you grow up?"
Me: I want to be Jeff Bezos and Taylor Swift as a side job.
Person: What is your occupation
Me: Oh, Im a Taylor Swift
I work as a Jeff Bezos
XD
How much do you earn in a month?
@@Clixhy a jeff bezos
Hahahahahaahahaahahahahah lol
Nurses making more than doctors? Yeah sure.
doctors need nurses
@@throawayacc-el7es And the wounded need surgery
@@the5ftdemi_564 modern problem requires modern solutions
An experienced nurse would earn more than a junior doctor - all depends on experience/specialising
@@enyaalice5744 nobody asked but ok
"What major in collegue would like like to choose?"---"I would like to study Taylor Swift major"
“Okay kids, what do you guys want to be when you grow up?”
Bob : Imma be an engineer!
Kendra : imma be a vet
Brittany : imma be an influencer
Me : *Jeff Bezos*
Gynaecologist
*b o b*
@@rubikssolving8924 BoB MaMa
@@ElHayki *-b o b-*
@@rubikssolving8924 am kis bobs
6 year old me: mom i want to be a singer
8 year old me: mom i want to be a doctor
10 year old me: mom i want to be an engineer
17 year old me: *sh*t, might as well just be jEfF bEzOs*
Lmao
You ain't 17
17 and you have a roblox pfp
Colby G Exactly
@@colbyg1472 this was edited by my friend, dumas
I love how one profession is just Taylor Swift and Jeff Bezos lol😂😂
I don’t know a single veterinarian that makes more than a surgeon.
Veterians practically charge you for every step you take in the vet
Depends on what country you live in
I'm not a surgeon but I operate
@@skdjsjjajbxakxnaj yes but i heard its to pay of their debt so they have to charge a lot. It cost 2k for my dog to get an xray...
Doctor said ' its a HUMAN THING '
When a manager at McDonald’s makes more than a surgeon
Become a surgeon if you want to be a failure xd
@meatiest r/woooosh
Since we can’t see where the data came from sometimes earnings are skewed because both full time and part time worker salaries are averaged out so you get a lower number. Also fast food managers may make $70k a year but they average about 50~60 hours a week so the hourly pay is still really low.
Oliver Lan become a surgeon, doctor, nurse or etc and u will get corona time
dedium yea especially when they have like a 14 hour heart transplant or something major like that. Sometimes surgeons don’t even get to go home for a couple of days
Parents:- I want to you to do Engineering
Me:- I want to do Jeff Bezos....
*this stunt should not to be performed at home
Do not try this in india
My mom said: Don't insult someone or you be ended up like him
Me: *Haha Bezos...*
HAHA JEFF BEZOS LMAOO JEFF BEZOS IS A BILLIONAIRE WHAT A NERD
Hahaha Kobe Bryant
dragon born Yooooo no are you okay man ?
@@s.r4871 yoo bro i am fine just rented helicopter bro .. i am learning to fly it ..
@Hope Bagel who is george floyd again?
So your saying a Surgeon makes less than a Physician’s assistant
He makes these up
Apparently they make less than a nurse too
Apparently being a dentist pays more then an Orthodontist 😂😂😂😂
"Mom, I was fired in my Jeff Bezos career"
XD
Then try Taylor Swift
@@ilovecooking5190 xD
I mean , you can be a millionaire by working a day in that job , why are you complaining !
What I've learned: surgeons make less than nurse midwives.
Surprising HAHAHAH
Not True
Amogh Upadhya you can’t even grammar, you’re not becoming a doctor, and if you are it’s probably in Afghanistan
@@dracomaloy9371 you can't even Grammer bro
I used to be an intern of Jeff's course, but I wasn't hired. It is a good job, many opportunities.
And pay?
When you realise that Being Jeff Bezos is a job...
Me: *"STONKS"* 📈
You: World Class Comedian
Tf?
POV: You’re not laughing
😂😂😂😂
Me: i also wanna do that job!!!!!
When i grow up my job will be jeff bezos
Sorry, but the RUclipsr with 1MIL is very untrue lol.
@@micro3609 it depends
How would you know?
@@mrjohni400 because has has 100k
@@kingsazie5895 so that means he doesn't know lol
@@sinu0us No that probably means he earns more as a youtuber with 100k
As a Video Editor, this post made my day
Wait... where is MrBeast??
Yes
Or being his friend
UncleSpectre Yeah the creator really failed on this one, now 5 year olds will click off the video because their precious Mr. Beast isn’t in it!
He didn’t earn any money, he give it all
He's not even that rich it just seems like it
This dude had dentist on the list twice, I can’t take these videos seriously lol
he makes dozens of these. the actual salaries will vary from country to country and stuff. so yeah, if you are making dozens of these you probably gonna make mistakes here and there.
Also he was taking about 2 kinds of dentists
Eye doctor came twice too
One is probably meant to be dental assistant
And He said a nurse gets more then a doctor
parents: what do you want to be when you’re older?
me: *JEFF.*
There's also "Snoop Dogg's blunt roller", who receives 50000$ per year.
lool
No one:
The entire comment section:
aH YeS jEFf bEZoS mY DReaM caREeR
There was just a comment saying that tff
@@missqueentroll651 .
@BLACKLIVESMATTER .
BLACK LIVES MATTER .
BLACK LIVES MATTER WHITE LIVES MATTER
There's no way that a surgeon earns less than a vet
1:56 "pear year"
4:52 aswell
per yer
What I dont see it
@@shivbarajebhosale6737 I know I noticed that a few days ago
Bro look at both our DPs
"So what subject are you doing in college?"
"Oh I am studying a Bachelors in Jeff Bezos-ing and a PhD in Taylor-Swifting!"
LM4O
Worth data ,? 😒😒
That’s exactly what I was gonna say 🤣
😂😂
A minor is Amy schumering
Everyone makes fun of the last 2 categories, but they don’t talk about how they should be focusing on loving or enjoying the job rather than worrying about salary.
*I want to be a Jeff Bezos because I love Jeff Bezos*
The real highest paying job is..
A MrBeast friend
XD That's so true tho
Wait a minute that is so much likes
How I thought it was a dead meme
MIcatbOy it is
No, a Mark Zuckerberg or a Pewdiepie friend
Ur right my boy!
Mr. Beasts friend: 1,095,000/yr
(Calculated)
actually 6432578345637265473653456327438/yr
because 67532487654238765 x 847657346 + 635762 = 6432578345637265473653456327438 (obviously)
oh sorry i mean 6432578345637265473653456327438/min
no actually 6432578345637265473653456327438/sec
no 6432578345637265473653456327438/ms (microsecond) (1000th of a second)
no 6432578345637265473653456327438/ns (nanosecond) (billionth of a second)
no 6432578345637265473653456327438/ys (yoctosecond) (septillionth (1000000000000000000th) of a second)
@@TheWagonroast You're not funny...
@@ohok4805 yeah he is you just have no humor
@@ohok4805 damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing
@@ohok4805 maybe he wasn't trying to lol
You're telling me a dentist makes more dough than a nuclear engineer?
The real question is: What about furry porn artists?
-200 Per year
They should make $0
@@Gumball-em6xm shut up
@@Gumball-em6xm at least they aren't in they're mom's basement and do nothing all day
ItzYeyolerX well that’s better then doing porn
The average salary for a General Surgeon is $277,101. Not $63,860, they almost make more than that in just commission.
And for a speciality is way more close to 600k avg (orthopedic) and neuro at 750k avg
yea this whole thing is a joke if you live in the US. Idk what this is.
@@coltonsnider7482 wdym??
Ah yes, my favorite job.
Taylor Swift
Person: What is your occupation
Me: I´m a Jeff Bezos
???
What are you doing here liszt
@@chad1908 lol.....
Im a Taylor Swift
No you're not.
You're a Franz Liszt
Lol jk
5:41
Imagine asking your dad for money and he says "Wait one second" and he actually means it.
lmfao
I dont get it.
Ohhh ok
$2,487.30 = 1 second
Eilish you slow lmao
Mom: So, what kinda job do you want to do.
Me: Taylor Swift
Teacher: kid’s, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be an actor!
Kid 2: I want to be a singer!
Me: I want to be a Jeff Bezos!
Roy cohen @roy chocen. I didn’t watch the video
Lmao 🤣
Who is here, thinking about future what should I be when grown up 😭 I am 18 still have not decided
I was thinking on how to be a Jeff Bezos 😌
dont worry too much about it i had also a very hard time finding my career, some find their career in the first run others change after a while. I was a gardener and now im working in the hotel industry. Just think about what jobs you really like and then make a decision of which one you find the most interesting. Dont stress yourself 🙂
@@pinkinglily6447 well then you have to become Bald😆
@@blueice1085 Thanks for giving me Hope. I like to Drawing and Sketch. hope I will get the job in that fields🙂
I'm 14 and I want to be a designer
It don't matter how much you get payed, it's the enjoyment and passion
boomer
@@madsubhash Post war
@@madsubhash LOL, you are calling urself a boomer.
It wouldn't if shops accepted happiness and passion as currency
It kinda is thats what jobs r for ;-;
Wait wait wait a toy designer makes more than a video game designer
Jeff makes more in 8 seconds than fast food workers make in a year
💀💀
Mum, when I'm older I want to be Jeff Bezos
"Comparison made based on relevant sources" "sources below"
Sources:
Me: seems legit
lol ikr
HAHAHAAHAH
That makes sense.
So you’re telling me I can wave those flashy sticks around for airplanes for 80k a year? I’m in
Air traffic controllers do way more then that, it’s one of the most intelligence using jobs there is
Dokara I’d imagine, lol. That was kind of a joke, but at the same time, I don’t know much about them
@@dokara9241 they also make way more than that
Grub o I think you’re confusing air traffic controllers with marshallers. Air traffic controllers (ranked as one of the most stressful jobs) are the individuals who oversee traffic in given airspaces and direct aircraft to desired destinations..etc. Even then, this list is wacky. A lot of these are very far off, lmao
@@koamatton1852 yeah I realized that months ago. I’d never want to be in charge of that 😂
"so what do you want to do when your older?"
ah yes i would love to jeff bezos
Me: *waiting for artists to appear*
Also me: *stars thinking about how I'm going to pay my house*
:(
Bruh artists have no job
@@souhridyobose4362 shut up 🙃
There appear the game design, maybe you could be a concept artist
@@samtenbhutia6786 it’s true
Them: "so what do you do for a living?"
Me: "I am "Jeff Bezo-ing" as my part time job"
Where do nurses win more than doctors? 🤣🤣🤣
youtuber with 1m subs is definitely very interesting!!
i know 1 in person and she makes way over that 57k, these figures seem really low.
Rosie Chauvin it’s not true
a Ram ?
Should be watch time and views, not subs
@@michaelstollairetbarceo3287 whats her chsnnel
Mom: what do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: I want to be a Taylor swift
I--
My family friend told me her ex makes 30k AUD a month as a marine engineerer. That's about 265k a year.
Sure bro
No one:
Incerdibly no one:
Me: *Deciding my dream job by watching thie*
Yup, all peasants think the same. No matter how big or small company you end up working, it always has a founder/owner and he/she is also a human.
ベジータ
“peasants think the same”
👁👁
@@n3gi_ tf u talking about
Dad: *What did you learnt today?*
Me: *I got to know that Taylor Swift and Jeff Bezos are jobs!*
This was worth watching 😍 Keep posting this type of content
Most comments bellow this are like:
When i grow up i want to be "insert joke from the end of video"
You have been warned
It's the same above....
Watch out, it's dangerous out there...
people : i wanna get a lambo
bezos : gimee 4 seconds please
bro imagine getting more money then you can spend every second
"Hey mom"
"Yes"
"You know what I want to be when I grow up?"
" what"
"Jeff Bezos"
“So that’s how you became homeless?”
Woah, didn't know Taylor swift and Jeff bezos were jobs
“Premier League Player”
Every other league : Am I a joke to you?
I think you should make a series of lists that divides diffrent professions. I'm really skeptical about some of these numbers. Also it seems like they are averaged out from every job in that field. I noticed the engineering ones were kind of low.
random guy: what's ur job
me: jeff bezos
Ah yes, mi favorite job:
*JEFF BEZOS*
Teacher : What would you like to become later?
My Friend : I want to be an archaeologist.
Me : I WANT TO BE A JEFF BEZOS
So you're telling me a dentist makes less than a toy designer? Something ain't right here...
Highest payed jobs "Jeff Bezos" Me: Hmm I need to change my identity
Friend: so what’s your job?
Me: I’m a Jeff bezos for a living
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Hmmm...maybe Jeff Bezos, and Taylor Swift on the weekends"
I am pretty sure some companies have managers who make millions a year. It all depends on how big the company gets.
Someone: so..whats your dream job?
Me: Jeff Bezos or maybe Taylor Swift
Someone: i-
Ah yes, My dream career of Jeff Bezos
Me: So how's exactly I'm gonna become Jeff Bezos
This Guy: *Yes*
Dad: "Son, what is your dream job?"
Son: "jeff bezos"
"Hey! I heard you got a new part time job. What is it?"
"Yeah,I'm a part time Jeff Bezoser now."
Optometrist: “We were THIS close to success!”
Y’all must be silly if u think a surgeon makes less than a physician assistant
everybody is gangsta until taylor swift and jeff bezos become a job
Sure, when the avarge sallary in my country is 400 bucks...
Srbija Batooo
@@demonfx5312 Е, деси је.
Pravac Minhen
Mines like 70 bucks but for real
@@leo7325 Wich country bro ?
This is pretty true
Edit: when I used the word ‘pretty’ I used it as if it was kind of true because that’s just my opinion on it
You're not just wrong, you're also stupid.
Drimy
That’s why I said ‘pretty’ true but I guess I shouldn’t judge your opinion on me
@@upds_0851 My bad
Drimy dont worry