Let's talk about your NAN. That dirty wrinkly bitch was touching YOU when you was in the pram and it all got caught on cam, then she got robbed by CALLYMANSAM. Bro rlly got 3 people in 1 sentence
@Δ Didn't you know? Every single grime artist in Blackpool has a dark secret only known to themselves and Jack Wilkinson on the cam. Before you're even allowed to be on BGM you have to tell Jack about your secret and if it isn't dark enough you don't qualify.
Do you mean only one from BG or whatever their called or the only one from the UK? Cos' if you mean the latter then you really don't understand grime dude
such good talent, by far the best person ever signed by BG media, just remember they supposed to make you big not the other way around, never heard of BG media till afghan dan came out
MY FKN GUY
BGM Video
Willne do another bgm video
ygm
I saw this and just thought of you...
Why don't u make another video of bgm but your current opinion of it👍
I love how he made a brew for the camera man as well... xD
+BGMedia Dan Is Sick lol
don't forget him sweeping the floors
basic manners really.
+BGMedia this is good man
He's an absolute lad
This brings back fucking memories, simpler times man
my guy 😔
Same 😔
Word brooooo
Init
K
5 years later and this is still one of the hardest diss tracks 😂😂😂 he violated dyl b
For real mannnn I am dying listening to this again 🤣🤣🤣
"Like bam, like bam. Let's talk about your nan. That dirty, wrinkly bitch was touching you when you was in a pram" 💀
Xd
Afghan dan may be the only one who can spit on this entire channel
i know right
And Dylan Brewer
+DyingLightGaming skkkkkr
DyingLightGaming
lmao no
I like Shelton and Jack Richardson
"But she got robbed by CallyManSam" fam that bar had me
nah the best part was '' you was shoving yr fingers up sophies bum''.
That bar had me creasing ngl haha
So fucking good lmao
then you went to put it in her mum had me
haha ive only just realised why he said that
1:38 This Is The Best Line In BGM up with Road Rage
TheWatchDogHD the bar is fkn hilarious
Memeulous
Like bam like bam lets talk about your nan that dirty rinckly bitch was touching u when u was in a pran
U got it from memeulous
Lmfao
Afgan Dan and Memelous best buddies now
He is good.
pazy so is willne
pazy I'm a music artist, checkout my channel, subscribe etc. ❤️
BlackJackUKOfficial do u ever stop! Its disgraceful how u do this everywhere
pazy
pazy agree
Is Jack Wilkinson the only guy in Blackpool who owns a camera?
😂😂😂
He does all sound editing and visuals plus he owns the channel and trp
dilbertduck2 I did not know that
best comment on youtube ever hahahaha
ftfc for life 1997 Jack got to use VICE's camera on Soph Aspin's You Know Who. So he isn't the only one with a camera. :D
Is afghan dan the only person in BGM with a house?
yes
Benyboy5393 trust
pmsl
He is in his 20's so its not surprising, he also has a adorable little boy called Isaac 💚
Benyboy5393 ur profile picture is jokes 😂😂😂😂
this is how you squash a packet of space raider
What you step on them?
Yeah just put them thro 10 seconds of dis
6 years ago and this is still playing in my mind lol 😂 I swear I was glad to watch this unfold before it gripped attention. Bad man Afghan 💪🏼
I know that BGMedia is a massive meme and stuff, but honestly Afghan Dan is talented. His music is really fkn good.
Fluggsy thank you
whey dick head m8
The Hindu God Vishnu your grammar is of the same expectations of a 10 year old, i can tell you that much
adrian dale woah expectations? That a big word for you! And I saw you put a comma in there to make you seem grown up, I can do that to
Fluggsy yub
GET EM DAN
Your foreheads bigger than afghans
+Damian Krys so is your ego
BYZE WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE XD
ErykSlipsGaming I'm from Blackpool bro, gotta keep up hahah
BYZE No way ?? is that why you got like the dixyland chicken on your profile pic ? XD
This video should be Titled "Afghans Dan Morning Routine" 🙂
Bella McLean I’m very disappointed with that joke
He made a song called Woke up Fresh
Bella McLean just not funny at all
Lmfao
Bella McLean 😐
This is where 21 savage gets his talent from !
Afghan Dan only decent geeza on the channel 🔥
Yep the rest are dirty chavs
Trust he's the only one I rate on this page
You stupid? Little T Is Decent mate
+harry stevens chewta q tip and the rest 😂 😂
init
This is quite hard uno, Afghan Dan is the only one with any talent on this channel
No, no one has talent on this channel
Afghan Dan is actually quite good
+Cameron Ballard naaaa afghans great
+Kirby Buxton Its true my brudda. Listen to his "bars" 😂 All he says is yeah yeah yeah 😂😂😂
+Lewis Bourne fuck off with ur emojis
1:36 unironically still one of the hardest bars I’ve heard in a diss track
Let's talk about your NAN. That dirty wrinkly bitch was touching YOU when you was in the pram and it all got caught on cam, then she got robbed by CALLYMANSAM. Bro rlly got 3 people in 1 sentence
Bro this went so hard back in the day 😭😭😭
Innit 😂
Still does
I started watching these ironically but now I genuinely enjoy them
Afghan and Little T have legitimate skill nowadays
The Frozen Banana afghan dan
Lmfao
Haha me too. I came here to take the piss but this is a bit of a tune haha. Guys got bars to be fair.
NiceMeme it’s years later and i still think it’s funny
is it just me or does anyone think Afghan Dan's one of the funniest people on bg
JL MEDIA It's just you
he is a joke lol
is the 13 in ur name supposed to show the average age of the mouth ur insults come from?
SquadWolfPack holy mother of god that was actualy a fire diss
lol i thought it was pretty shit :P
Ayo forgot about these gems 💎
7 years later and this shit still slaps lad 😂
Afghan dan is levels higher than Dylan looool
Bailey King so true
More than that.
siiik agfgan goes in
Bailey King lit
Bailey King Trust bro
Nahhhhhh the fucking brush dancing though 😂😂
TheDonBro stfu
Lowe his mum
TheDonBro he's a pure lad
That cracked me up all this bgm stuff"s hilariarous but i actually do rate dan, he's pretty sick
Lol Poop head shut up boy bet u don't even know wat it means
All the Americans will be here soon
im already here, full 🇺🇸
@@tomgee8211 fuck off 🖕🖕
This is sick best grime I've heard
fuck dan is actually head and tails above anyone else on this channel
Word
Damn straight
Yeah he is wayyy to good for this stuff
Head and tails 😂
Dan too op pls nerf
Only guy with a decent flow on this channel. He's a legend too, that tic tac diss was bars ahaha
WiLLNE? Haha
+the ryan project Yes hahaha
Hahahha
So true
what about Danny Johnson hes sick
2016: Nah
2017: Nah
2018: Maybe
2019: HELL YES
2024 🔥
'let's talk about your nan'
absolute assination
the only Blackpool artist worth listening to
shout out from birmingham my don
You brummies are awesome
+Nano T. Your a fuckin yank
+Nano T. We know we are. KRO- SOTV!!
+Jasper B I'm no yank you gobshite, fuck back off to London you sap
Brum townnnn
🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥💢
brap
brap 👊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Afghan Dan is the only talented guy on this channel. Also did callymansam actually rob an old woman?
You little cheeky bastid,
Look at the gazette newspaper
***** that I linked above
fucking agreed
Count Dankula he talented cuss he's black
I still sometimes come back to this and have no shame
In 2021 it bangs
He is like the only good rapper on BGM
Cian 7 James yh i think ya know
Na litttle t lol
Minty na soph aspin
Bro all British rap is horrendous
@@calebb6537 ya heard of smithy boy, eldop and 7k?
I like how he gets up and he's already angry
SNAzz BLEEARGH
SNAzz BLEEARGH lol
Only person on this channel that can actually spit much love for this don
Ur the only one who can spit on this channel
Back in the GOLDEN days of BGM. Still my favourite tune on here, been rating Afghan Dan since this
2:16 Them dancing moves lit he bout to start a new trend #BrushinKitchen
The classic cheeky Bastard at the start of the rap 😂
gotta love the cheeky bastard lol
3 years later and still the best bgmedia vid
Yup
Owen Craig 4 years son, quick maths
Dan mate, that dressing gown looks great, where can I buy one?
Poundland
cheers, I've been looking for one for too long
Footasylum
+Inderjeet “Indy” Phull where can you get the tracksuit and what's it called please
ItzMinorr Kings will dream (KWD) you can get them from footasylum
My favourite line " errhhh who's this? Dylan brewer takin the pure piss"
"What's"
My fave: You got caught shoving your fingers up sophies bum
my fave: Dylb
"But she got robbed by CallyManSam"
+drifta yh that one
Arrested 😂
2020? Anyone oh ok ):
Fuck off
liam robinson 🤣🤣
2020 August who's here ?
F1SH CL4RKY bender u came here from tik tok piss off
@@zane345 nah i used bash bgmedia before tik tok was a thing so,
literally the only decent person on bgmedia
billbots boys what bout little t 🤣
Fam this is so lit
I did not expect to see you here SEA, my favorite physics channel.
Didn’t expect to SEA him cmon bro have sme humor
Shuuush
Sea make 1 more gd vid
@@bigmilkers6954 no.
Catching up on my afgan Dan fix. He's so good with his lyrics. Bg media monster 👍
Anyone in 2020 watching this 🤨😂
Whos here just cos of WillNE?
Memeoulus
Same mate
Me aha
I found WillNe from BGM
Me 😂
1:37 ~ The moment everyone is waiting for
KM Elite thx bro❤️🔥
KM Elite t
KM Elite yeah
KM Elite tru
true
This is one of the best bgmedia raps ever
1:37 "Then she got robbed by CallyManSam" Had Me DYING 😂
welcome to a day in the life of afgan dan
siddler 78 I'm a music artist, checkout my channel, subscribe etc. ❤️
Man lyke Afgan is so fucking funny but slick at the same time 😂💨
Will you cop on you gobshite? Absolute spastic spelling like like that
+Nano T. How would you rephrase Mr Shakespeare?
UKAfroDude I mentioned nothing about rephrasing it, you spelt like like "lyke" you're not coming off as cool, you're coming off as an imbecile
+Nano T. It's just slang and that, relax
+UKAfroDude slang? It's one letter you replaced, that's not slang it's like not lyke, dumbass
Actually sick, always rated the bgmedia lot 🔥🔥
The most British song I’ve ever heard. Period.
when you make a vid replying to dylan brewer and you brew a cup of tea xD
:')
i love the part about his nan º_º
SG FlameZz Same
we love you afghan dan respect from afghanistan
Met him today proper sick guy i rate him
I'm a fan of a few people in bgmedia but afghan Dan is the only person who has my respect.
Dan is the best on here no one else is worth listening to
Jai Ko I'm a music artist, checkout my channel, subscribe etc. ❤️
1:10 We know what u done
@Δ Didn't you know? Every single grime artist in Blackpool has a dark secret only known to themselves and Jack Wilkinson on the cam. Before you're even allowed to be on BGM you have to tell Jack about your secret and if it isn't dark enough you don't qualify.
@̣ it's like a signature phrase thrase of something lol
actually love this video mad respect as an artist dan
THA DRESSING GOWN THO
Charlotte Ellie I'm a music artist, checkout my channel, subscribe etc. ❤️
Afghan Dan is definitely the best and funniest guy on BGMedia
Afghan Dan's talent shows he doesn't need fancy video! Just his bars and his camera
Dan is clearly the best and funniest on BG
Afghan is the only one who makes good grime tbh
True
Biggie Cheese I'm a music artist, checkout my channel, subscribe etc. ❤️
Biggie Cheese 🧀
Do you mean only one from BG or whatever their called or the only one from the UK? Cos' if you mean the latter then you really don't understand grime dude
Vince K.O Cavaliere what do you think mate... Obviously only one in the UK
Afghan and Jack Richardson are the best on this channel
Dylan E wilkinson**
Kill me no there is a rapper called jack Richardson
2020 and this still slaps
2021 tune bro
I like every how Afghan doesn't really care
@Hafsa Shah just shut up fam
@Hafsa Shah that the best U can come wiv bro
@Hafsa Shah oh shut up fam
@Mike Hunt Shut up u sound like a working class man who lives on benefits and goes to the pub on a saturday with tommy and the boys
That's beyond creepy - Afghan Dan has the same dressing gown as my mum (which went missing only a couple weeks ago). ;-;
bruh
He stole it
Your moms got a new lover??
Probably got CallyManSam to steal it.
is your mum in the blackpool area???
So much fire he burnt the space-raider to crisp
Danker Memes lol
Danker Memes yoooo bro!!
Danker Memes space raiders are already crisps
Why is this track actually good lol cant stop playing it
such good talent, by far the best person ever signed by BG media, just remember they supposed to make you big not the other way around, never heard of BG media till afghan dan came out
The way he says " Fuck dat guyyy " at 2:33 always gets me lol.
Anees Niazi 2.37 actually
Anees Niazi I'm a music artist, checkout my channel, subscribe etc. ❤️
This is actually fire, idec
Ewxn so fucking true
From the u.s. just found out about ya hope ur doing well were banging ur music over here bro.
keep up the great work my g
the thing is that i like afghan dan but my names Dylan
ItsYehBoy Dylan stfu
ItsYehBoy Dylan Fuck Off Dylan
great vocals and flow...this man has real talent
4 years later and still a banger
that soph aspin bar had me rolling on the floor
Had to come back to this banger
Any one here from will ne
Me 😂
Yep
Yup
me 😂😂
ye
Would love to find out who Jack Wilkinson is.
Empire of Kyro check willne there's a video he's in it for a minute
Empire of Kyro He has a twitter account, just look him up there 😉
Empire of Kyro I'm a music artist, checkout my channel, subscribe etc. ❤️
Empire of Kyro big up Jack Wilkinson on the cam
memeulous
Now that I watch all these back afghan has dropped a few bangers ngl
this is the best vid on BGM
Sick tune this my g shout out afghan from the pool
A Blackpool mc that's acc not shit
True
He is shit
+ozza lowes woah calm down
Reading Fc 2016/2017 Championship Winners ur opinion
His music is so much better now compared to this old stuff
I swear afghan dan is the only person from BGM that I'd unironically listen to
Calm down fam it's only a alarm clock
init, him and aj tracey should colab
Saloon Swing Doors I'm a music artist, checkout my channel, subscribe etc. ❤️
BlackJackUKOfficial Stop spamming , parasite.
Nah bruv, fuck that alarm clock.
Afghan Dan just schooled Dyl B.
Why does he buy all his clothes from footasylum?
Tupac Shakur maybe its his fav shop
its a good shop
MY EARS HAVE FALLEN OFF BECAUSE OF THIS CHANNEL