When Irish People Cant Speak Irish - Foil Arms and Hog

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @foilarmsandhog
    @foilarmsandhog  4 месяца назад +34

    We are touring the USA and Canada this 2024/25! - We're coming to Denver, Phoenix, Los Angeles, San Diego, San luis Obispo, San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Minneapolis, Chicago, Pittsburgh, DC, Philly, New York, Boston - Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Toronto, Ottawa and Montréal - Tickets - www.foilarmsandhog.ie/tour

    • @janettehayati5445
      @janettehayati5445 2 месяца назад

      These guys are absolutely brilliant. Never laughed so much at all their sketches.

    • @kevinmoynihan8087
      @kevinmoynihan8087 Месяц назад

      Technically, you’ll be in St Paul, MN…not Minneapolis….just bought tickets….looking forward to it….good luck on the tour…

  • @angie.castle
    @angie.castle 4 года назад +6421

    Imagine he is innocent, but his directions to the post office were vague enough that they found the bodies

    • @gameronna8600
      @gameronna8600 4 года назад +254

      The bodies were actually hidden in the alley behind the post office

    • @HCN-rb5jl
      @HCN-rb5jl 4 года назад +20

      Angela Cast 😂😂😂

    • @anawkwardbean165
      @anawkwardbean165 4 года назад +63

      What if the bodies were in the post office? He tried shipping body limbs in different packages to hide the evidence until he could escape police custody.

    • @novv__
      @novv__ 4 года назад +9

      Angela Cast I can totally see that 😂😂😂😂

    • @nanoc.2103
      @nanoc.2103 4 года назад +4

      Hahah! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @2297monika
    @2297monika 5 лет назад +5264

    Would you like ice cream?
    - Ice cream?
    ANSWER THE QUESTION!
    - I'd love it! 😂😂😂

    • @666Eva
      @666Eva 5 лет назад +7

      Hahahahaha

    • @sd_fllp
      @sd_fllp 5 лет назад +2

      Do u speak Irish?

    • @Softwarecrows
      @Softwarecrows 5 лет назад +17

      @@annaender6710 you ate an orange in Dublin?

    • @sd_fllp
      @sd_fllp 5 лет назад

      @hypnotherapy practitioner uk ok... I can't understand much Irish so idk wut u just said

    • @sd_fllp
      @sd_fllp 5 лет назад +1

      @hypnotherapy practitioner uk Ní labhraíonn mé ach beagán Gaeilge

  • @featherlessbiped6586
    @featherlessbiped6586 4 года назад +4015

    -"Me, you, he, she..." -"Them!" -"He's cooperating!" This cracked me up 😂😂😂

    • @rachele3334
      @rachele3334 4 года назад +40

      I tried so hard to understand the whole thing. I failed miserably. I did understand that part, though! 😂

  • @frogtownroad9104
    @frogtownroad9104 3 года назад +1834

    “Would you like some ice cream?”
    Criminal’s mind: These are nicest cops ever

    • @sheepastley
      @sheepastley 3 года назад +39

      If only they weren't completely bonkers

    • @palleppalsson
      @palleppalsson 2 года назад +25

      Playing good cop better cop are you? Won't fall for that one.

    • @ジャン-t2e
      @ジャン-t2e 2 года назад +2

      Is breá mé

    • @myblueskye777
      @myblueskye777 2 года назад +7

      My reply (in Gaelic...er, Irish, of course): "What're ya tryin' ta kill me? I'm pre-diabetic!" 😆

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson 7 месяцев назад +1

      Can anybody explain to me how Germany can understand every word please?

  • @unispeck2853
    @unispeck2853 5 лет назад +24636

    I want a whole show based around this non-Gaelic speaking Irish policeman.

    • @isaaccajo4763
      @isaaccajo4763 5 лет назад +185

      Hell yes!

    • @JukeboxTheGhoul
      @JukeboxTheGhoul 5 лет назад +280

      Detective Dia dhuit on duty!

    • @Sean35267
      @Sean35267 5 лет назад +365

      Gaeilge or Irish. Gaelic is a blanket term for several languages.

    • @darko-man8549
      @darko-man8549 5 лет назад +74

      Send it to the Rick & Morty writers for inter dimensional cable

    • @thestonegoose
      @thestonegoose 5 лет назад +54

      @Sean kirrane If he doesn't speak gaelic then he doesn't speak irish. Whilst you are making a point, it's pointless.

  • @annonimooseq1246
    @annonimooseq1246 4 года назад +11065

    “Do you know any foreign languages?”
    “Well I’ve taken Mandarin at school for ~6 years I guess”
    “Oh so you are conversational?”
    “I know 20 words and can write 8 of them”

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 4 года назад +163

      你明白我写什么吗? 加油!

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 4 года назад +33

      @Saudi King Volintine Ander of Arabia Lmao, I agree with you to an extent.

    • @hiimcortana1568
      @hiimcortana1568 4 года назад +117

      Ewwww. 簡體字。 Here comes the glorious 繁體字。

    • @annonimooseq1246
      @annonimooseq1246 4 года назад +35

      Jonah S 我明白第一个句子

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 4 года назад +78

      @@annonimooseq1246 The second is is "jiā yóu". It literally means "add oil", but people use it to mean "you can do it!" or "come on!" or even "great job!"

  • @blanko1235
    @blanko1235 5 лет назад +7008

    Do Irish for ten years then fail ordinary level. That's a real Irish gamer move.

    • @svendinsvinderlin4569
      @svendinsvinderlin4569 5 лет назад +68

      Go to an Irish school for primary and get an exemption for the leaving cert

    • @svendinsvinderlin4569
      @svendinsvinderlin4569 5 лет назад +4

      @Zod of Heaven tru

    • @arianaecall
      @arianaecall 5 лет назад

      Blanko defo👌🏻😂

    • @theirishdemon7644
      @theirishdemon7644 5 лет назад +13

      Blanko
      I even went to an Irish school
      Gael scoíl
      I failed so I did so
      I can’t spell in Irish but I can talk Gaelic

    • @Somethingsomething69lol
      @Somethingsomething69lol 5 лет назад +8

      @@theirishdemon7644 no offence but did you fail if you went to a gaelscoil like your fluent before you start secondary school I spell my name wrong and still got an A

  • @jonathandonovan1802
    @jonathandonovan1802 3 года назад +4982

    reminds me of a story i got told in ireland: there was a succsessful barkeeper in america leading an irishpub always bragging about him being such an irishman and fully knowing gaelic. when an actual gaelic speaking guy went to his pub they started talking in gaelic. The barkeeper only knew the "our father" in gaelic though, so when he was asked a gaelic question he answered in the first rhyme of it. The irish lad quickly understood and proceeded the prayings next verse, on wich the barkeeper could answer in the next one and so on making it look like an actual conversation. the irish lad got all his drinks for free on that night and didn't tell anyone.

    • @ЙунгСангРа
      @ЙунгСангРа 3 года назад +205

      Barkeeper's a filthy liar

    • @JohnDouille
      @JohnDouille 3 года назад +341

      Well he's got the same level as most Irish lads.

    • @taspar7241
      @taspar7241 3 года назад +81

      Tis now an open secret

    • @SSs-ch4ey
      @SSs-ch4ey 3 года назад +17

      Lmao

    • @desolateones
      @desolateones 3 года назад +47

      Don't tell me you're one of those Americans that thinks he is Irish because you've Irish ancestors ffs

  • @elliee5541
    @elliee5541 5 лет назад +5408

    This is my favourite sketch in a while, I’d kill to see any outtakes of the interrogation bit tbh

    • @gracevalente9477
      @gracevalente9477 5 лет назад +42

      Same! Let's hope they include it next time they do an outtakes compilation!

    • @elliee5541
      @elliee5541 5 лет назад +4

      Grace Valente yesss 👌👌

    • @ragdoll86
      @ragdoll86 5 лет назад +6

      Cheap assassins 😶

    • @moamber1
      @moamber1 5 лет назад +17

      And before any of you come to conclusion that Irish lass is about to murder someone - kill, (or chill, because there is no "K" in Irish alphabet), means "church" in Irish, and what this idiom ("I'd kill") means, literally - "I would bless". When said by Irish, of course. Or, at least, with Irish accent.

    • @ragdoll86
      @ragdoll86 5 лет назад +9

      @@moamber1 So when a criminal says in an interrogation that they killed a guy, the Garda just thinks "Aargh, we'll never get them to confess to this murder!" 😶😁

  • @DavidNwokoye
    @DavidNwokoye 5 лет назад +5473

    😂😂😂😂 That interrogation sounds like my Irish oral exam.

    • @shanefoley6428
      @shanefoley6428 5 лет назад +82

      I would pay to have seen your Irish oral exam David 😂.

    • @DavidNwokoye
      @DavidNwokoye 5 лет назад +12

      @@shanefoley6428 😂😂😂😂

    • @leadedeagle4169
      @leadedeagle4169 5 лет назад +128

      My irish oral exam I know pretty much nothing I tried to describe my day and said "ith na paiste" I tried to say I ate pasta but I pronounced it like that which meant I ate the child

    • @duckspy436
      @duckspy436 5 лет назад +17

      Leaded Eagle holy shit lmao

    • @octopusfood5643
      @octopusfood5643 5 лет назад +2

      David Nwokoye
      Was it on your teacher oh wait...

  • @ahzamarain6863
    @ahzamarain6863 5 лет назад +40054

    Basically 13 years of Irish education summed up in a minute and a half

  • @MiloMcCarthyMusic
    @MiloMcCarthyMusic 3 года назад +1045

    The way the English guy kept calling it “Gaelic” even after he was corrected is spot on lmfao

    • @caitrionaweafer2993
      @caitrionaweafer2993 2 года назад +50

      Sin é. Ní éisteann na Sasanaigh linn. Ceapann siad go mbíonn an ceart acu i gcónaí. Ach an oiread daoine anseo ag rá Gaelic freisin. Cuireann sé soir mé!

    • @sallybilzon3507
      @sallybilzon3507 2 года назад +26

      @@caitrionaweafer2993 That’s easy for you to say. 😄

    • @lorrainecrampton1632
      @lorrainecrampton1632 2 года назад +11

      @@caitrionaweafer2993 Ni hea, ní i gcónaí a cheapann muintir Shasana go bhfuil an ceart acu!

    • @caitrionaweafer2993
      @caitrionaweafer2993 2 года назад +8

      @@lorrainecrampton1632 Ar ndóigh, ach go minic.

    • @-L0G1C4L-
      @-L0G1C4L- 2 года назад

      Tá mé ina chónaí i Áth Stún, cá bhfuil... tú ina chónaí?

  • @jevster680
    @jevster680 5 лет назад +14619

    This is basically what the Irish educational system teaches you, vocab, not the actual language

    • @riskierdaisy
      @riskierdaisy 5 лет назад +167

      Bhfuel,níl sé sin go léir i gceart agat mar táim ábalta é a labhairt go héasca :3

    • @misterx1342
      @misterx1342 5 лет назад +164

      Same thing for Afrikaans in South Africa

    • @riskierdaisy
      @riskierdaisy 5 лет назад +36

      @@hikari-stinks XD yaaaaaa.....

    • @misterx1342
      @misterx1342 5 лет назад +20

      @@milosvdl4861 ek kan onderstand 'n beitjie "Dutch", maar in Afrikaans daar is nie 'n "C" en "Z" nie.

    • @TrevorKhaba
      @TrevorKhaba 5 лет назад +58

      @@misterx1342 you mean verstaan. I also did compulsory Afrikaans first additional language for 10 years of my education and I just barely understand basic conversation.

  • @lollyhopkins6088
    @lollyhopkins6088 4 года назад +8501

    My sister learned irish Gaelic and didn't have anyone to talk to so I spent a year learning Gaelic too to suprise her...
    I learned Scottish Gaelic and cannot communicate with her at all. Well barely🤦‍♀️🙃.

    • @ellarue3753
      @ellarue3753 4 года назад +842

      Oh wow, that's a sad mistake. Spend a year trying to surprise someone and then find out you can't communicate. That sucks man

    • @raycope2086
      @raycope2086 4 года назад +172

      It's the thought that counts girl.
      I wish you rainbows.

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 4 года назад +216

      I can't imagine Scots Gaelic being handy seeing as how us that are born here don't even really use it.

    • @cathalodiubhain5739
      @cathalodiubhain5739 4 года назад +143

      Tá dlúthghaol ag Gaeilge na hAlban le Gaeilge na hÉireann. (Scottish Gaelic is very similar/related to Irish) Ulster Irish is closer

    • @fmasellis
      @fmasellis 4 года назад +24

      Where did you learn it?

  • @Misslt27
    @Misslt27 5 лет назад +15851

    I’m currently studying Japanese at uni and I feel this pain. I can’t converse, but I *can* ask you your father’s profession and tell you the pen on the table belongs to me.

    • @katelyn8444
      @katelyn8444 5 лет назад +181

      Leigh-Ann Turnbull Osukunatte sumimasen. That’s all I remember from Japanese class and the spelling is probably off lol I still remember it because it was my most used phrase besides “enpitsu”

    • @Blitzentine
      @Blitzentine 5 лет назад +113

      Sumimasen, sore ha watashi no enpitsu desu.

    • @TheNotorious14
      @TheNotorious14 5 лет назад +35

      笑笑

    • @xluckless
      @xluckless 5 лет назад +50

      @@Blitzentine enpitsu means pencil
      Pen means pen

    • @Finwaell
      @Finwaell 5 лет назад +40

      Well that leads to coversation doesn't it. You have to start somewhere.

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin Год назад +107

    Years later, it still cracks me up every time when he starts listing the days of the week and has to give up after Wednesday 😂

  • @TheQuestionmarkstudi
    @TheQuestionmarkstudi 5 лет назад +7183

    When you say you speak a language, and people think you’re fluent in it..

    • @pepevonkek7803
      @pepevonkek7803 5 лет назад +103

      Best thing is- people pretend to be foreign national and then the translator arrives 😂😂

    • @ChefClap
      @ChefClap 5 лет назад +200

      @@EllaKarhu Yeah but it's hard when you're in a in between I speak a good bit of Russian and I'm able to get round just fine with it, but I wouldnt say I'm fluent or close.

    • @iadoreapplehead
      @iadoreapplehead 5 лет назад +120

      Miikka Karhu there’s something in-between you know. Besides I’m never going to say I’m fluent in a language because really, I consider that something that only be achieved by mother tongue speakers. I’d say I speak French well but I also speak Italian on a conversational level. I still make a lot of mistakes but the locals understand me and I understand them. But I don’t speak Italian then according to you?

    • @njjj2688
      @njjj2688 5 лет назад +92

      Miikka Karhu You can speak a language without being fluent. I speak Spanish and can converse pretty well but Iʻm not fluent by any stretch of the imagination

    • @junbh2
      @junbh2 5 лет назад +37

      Also known as when you lie and someone finds out. Don't pretend to speak a language if you don't actually speak it! A few phrases is fun but not the same as speaking a language.

  • @49Jkenny
    @49Jkenny 5 лет назад +2524

    You just nailed the two kinds of Irish speakers there XD Either fluent or enough to pass the exams.

    • @user-fz9vk4js5l
      @user-fz9vk4js5l 5 лет назад +64

      Jamie Kenny
      What about me? Not enough to pass the exams

    • @49Jkenny
      @49Jkenny 5 лет назад +8

      Did ye do foundation?

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 5 лет назад +16

      70% percent in ordinary yeet

    • @kyliemcwynne
      @kyliemcwynne 5 лет назад +18

      @@dreadpiraterobertsii4420 60% higher and can't speak a fuckin word now.

    • @kyliemcwynne
      @kyliemcwynne 5 лет назад +2

      @@49Jkenny Nah probably learning another dead language like latin

  • @diannathedolphin7748
    @diannathedolphin7748 5 лет назад +3932

    IM DYING 😂😂😂😂 "She ,he, it"
    "Them"
    "Them! Them"

    • @stephanieyee9784
      @stephanieyee9784 5 лет назад +12

      Skull? (School). What skull?

    • @jackkirwan8146
      @jackkirwan8146 5 лет назад +1

      @Jack didn't he say me you him her we ye/y'all

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 лет назад +14

      I loved when the criminal started helping him XD
      Like he was his friend in an oral exam who knew actually knew the material

    • @spacewater5866
      @spacewater5866 5 лет назад +6

      @@DeathnoteBB yeah thats the best part. Since he feels for him for having to try hard to speak Irish and by. "I'd love ice cream" 😆😆

    • @diannathedolphin7748
      @diannathedolphin7748 4 года назад +1

      @@DeathnoteBB Haha 😂

  • @anonymous_person8280
    @anonymous_person8280 2 года назад +237

    it would've been incredibly funny if they somehow made the misunderstanding coincidently lead to actual crime, leading to Detective Moran being praised for his good work.

  • @prateektopinkatti2487
    @prateektopinkatti2487 3 года назад +1675

    Everybody gangsta until Detective Moran starts listing the days in Gaelic.

    • @CrimsonCreationAGM
      @CrimsonCreationAGM 3 года назад +56

      Dé Luain, Dé Máirt, Dé Céadaoin, Dé.... Nollag Shona Duit!
      Mé!.... Tú! sé! sí! sinn! sibh!....

    • @sheepastley
      @sheepastley 3 года назад +15

      @@CrimsonCreationAGM ...siad?

    • @CrimsonCreationAGM
      @CrimsonCreationAGM 3 года назад +16

      @@sheepastley SIAD! Siad!...

    • @sheepastley
      @sheepastley 3 года назад +15

      @@CrimsonCreationAGM "Go on, he's cooperatin!"

    • @precision2190
      @precision2190 2 года назад +9

      It’s Irish not Gaelic

  • @moxiot
    @moxiot 5 лет назад +1188

    I lost it at "Is he leading us to the bodies?" when he was giving directions to the post-office.

  • @boeinga370
    @boeinga370 4 года назад +7763

    My Irish teacher showed this to us in school to encourage us to try to study in Irish better 😂😂😂

    • @eviebradney2068
      @eviebradney2068 3 года назад +204

      Legend 😂

    • @malloryo.4782
      @malloryo.4782 3 года назад +205

      Sounds like a cool teacher! 😂

    • @DaveyRu
      @DaveyRu 3 года назад +53

      That wont work since teachers teach us pointless Irish over and over again

    • @americanmapper2445
      @americanmapper2445 3 года назад +70

      @Vanilla bhabi g¡rl yah your weird

    • @theblackryvius6613
      @theblackryvius6613 3 года назад +70

      @Vanilla bhabi g¡rl “racist”. So we just throwin this word out there like it’s confetti I see

  • @TheAtlarchy
    @TheAtlarchy 3 года назад +112

    I love the fact that the accused one realised that the other one didn't know Irish good enough and played along just to not embarass him xD

    • @anhphi100
      @anhphi100 3 года назад +27

      I think it was more about how he could get his freedom more easily if he didn’t rat out the Irish detective lol

  • @m-akuttner4300
    @m-akuttner4300 5 лет назад +5487

    Swap Irish for French and you've got the educational system in English Canada.

    • @sammexp
      @sammexp 5 лет назад +173

      M-A Kuttner, most bilinguals in Canada are from or live in the « billingual belt » those areas where English and French speakers live there so you need to speak both languages on a daily basis.
      Montreal, Ottawa, New Brunswick, region of Quebec and Ontario near the borders.

    • @Lady_Jay42
      @Lady_Jay42 5 лет назад +47

      Why the hell do they teach it like that?! I've always wondered.

    • @sammexp
      @sammexp 5 лет назад +122

      At the beginning, it's really hard to teach a subject that people don't want to learn. A.K.A Mandatory foreign language, after that, it's just the nature of school itself that is really bad with learning languages. Because they note people on their ability to speak a foreign language and by consequences, they create losers and winners.
      So competition, some losers will feel like it's impossible for them to learn a foreign language that they are dumper than Katia, let's say, but what they don't know about her is that her mother works for a federal agency and therefore her mother helps her with her homework because people in her family already speaks French, so she is in an advantage, but she will make feel other people in her class as inferior.
      They will start to resent and hate their foreign language classes and just try to do the bare minimum to pass the tests, memorizing words and expressions and nothing more.
      Because there is no fun or joy in that stressful and competitive environment, maybe that the students are more equipped to be good employees, but learning the foreign language in question ... Not so ...
      What we should do is favoring cooperation in classes where students can learn from each other, like with Katia and her parents helping her with her homework, but in that case scenario, it would be everyone enjoying this help, even those who are not as privileged as her. So in a positive environment, people wouldn't resent learning a foreign language as much.
      Because it wouldn't be linked in their mind as a painful, stressful traumatic experience, but rather as something fun, challenging and that takes time. Because learning a foreign language takes time and it's really better to enjoy the possess. For example, English is not my Native language Shcool after many many years just taught me the basics. Just being able to get by in English, now my level of English is really advance, but I needed to learn all that by myself. Obviously, it's easy with English with the availability of movies, music, books, etc...
      But that's it and with time it just became more and more, easier to listen to it, to talk, to write English. But I needed to invest myself in that and to make my own immersion. I just enjoyed the process and that's it my English is getting better days by days.

    • @danielled8665
      @danielled8665 5 лет назад +50

      Yuuup! I can't have a conversation but I can order a pizza from a clown.

    • @Rhianalanthula
      @Rhianalanthula 4 года назад +27

      Im assuming you could replace irish for welsh in some parts of Wales as well.

  • @Dazagh
    @Dazagh 5 лет назад +3449

    No matter how bad you are at Irish, you will never forget how to ask to go to the toilet

    • @BrianThompson-dj2sq
      @BrianThompson-dj2sq 5 лет назад +72

      An bhfuil cead agam dul go dti an leithris (Cork gaelic)

    • @turtle-ot2qc
      @turtle-ot2qc 5 лет назад +11

      @@BrianThompson-dj2sq oof

    • @turtle-ot2qc
      @turtle-ot2qc 5 лет назад +14

      @@BrianThompson-dj2sq I actually forgot how to say that xd

    • @ketchup016
      @ketchup016 5 лет назад +47

      Same with French in (English-speaking) Canada. Est-ce que je peux aller aux toilettes, s'il vous plait? Had that one nailed since grade 4.

    • @xg3m1n1xX
      @xg3m1n1xX 5 лет назад +4

      So true

  • @scamrasc
    @scamrasc 4 года назад +361

    I love that the criminal is so pleasently surprised at being offered ice cream and asked about his holidays that he becomes extremely helpful in giving directions to the post office.

  • @adrenalinesoup6236
    @adrenalinesoup6236 5 лет назад +2386

    as an American who was only able to take Spanish for 3 years in high school... donde esta la biblioteca

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner 5 лет назад +56

      Adrenaline Soup for fuck sake now the rap is in my head for the next year!

    • @jmb9040
      @jmb9040 5 лет назад +61

      La biblioteca es cerca el banco

    • @hornkraft9438
      @hornkraft9438 5 лет назад +60

      Nah, où est la bibliothèque?

    • @dontreallyhaveanoriginalna9876
      @dontreallyhaveanoriginalna9876 5 лет назад +9

      Adrenaline Soup French for me. Je ne parle pas france (idk how the fuck that is written)

    • @ricardopol5313
      @ricardopol5313 5 лет назад +32

      as a Spanish who learned french for 3 years.... Comme ça va?Je m'appelle Marian, et toi?

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 5 лет назад +465

    And then they run off together and begin a beautiful friendship

  • @lauren8135
    @lauren8135 5 лет назад +2224

    As an American, this is about the same as the sum total of the Spanish I learned in school, but instead of "where is the post office?" the one everyone remembered was "where is the library?"

    • @Tracymmo
      @Tracymmo 5 лет назад +39

      Cedric the Entertainer had on his show "Que Hora Es?", the Mexican soap opera for people who only had three weeks of Spanish in the 4th grade. ruclips.net/video/4cKGyOE_jOI/видео.html

    • @brianmead7556
      @brianmead7556 5 лет назад +51

      Fellow American who learned languages through schooling. It's lack of applied practice. This video is my German, because I hardly use it, but my Russian is actually pretty good, because I use it frequently.

    • @sasa90150
      @sasa90150 5 лет назад +153

      ¿DONDÉ ESTÀ LA BIBLIOTHECA?

    • @sasa90150
      @sasa90150 5 лет назад +64

      @Arch Stanton LOL. Speaking French as a first language and then learning Spanish has some advantages; you just have to spanishify a French word and it works 85% of the time. Trouble is : the orthography can be quite different :P
      Bibliothèque
      Biblioteca

    • @skblyt
      @skblyt 5 лет назад +14

      As a Polish person, it's the same for us with basically any foreign language we learn other than English (usually German, French or Spanish). Though it's also the same with English for people who don't use it outside of school. So yea, learning languages at school sucks. I learned German for few years and only remember how to say few basic terms.

  • @volantiad
    @volantiad 3 года назад +224

    Studying Swedish on Duolingo and feeling the same pain: I can tell you that "The yellow hat is on the tortoise between the restaurant and the bear," etc.

    • @fouzanium
      @fouzanium 3 года назад +19

      Den gula hatten är på sköldpaddan mellan restaurangen och björnen? Konstigt

    • @CourtOfWinter
      @CourtOfWinter 3 года назад +12

      Mina föräldrar är fula.
      Still one of my favourites. Even though my parent were only somewhat amused.

    • @somerandomdude409
      @somerandomdude409 3 года назад +1

      I'm Swedish (:

    • @nataliaweronikapetersson3425
      @nataliaweronikapetersson3425 3 года назад +40

      @@fouzanium not at all strange. Yellow hats in Sweden have higher than the average tendency to land on the reptiles in the vicinity of food supply places and hairy mammals. One needs proper tools to express this phenomenon once it is observed.

    • @Tracymmo
      @Tracymmo 3 года назад +5

      That's a lyric from an early ABBA song.

  • @dandelion473
    @dandelion473 5 лет назад +4695

    Me, half-Irish half-Italian and can't speak either language: *starts sweating nervously*

    • @Nick_Nekro
      @Nick_Nekro 5 лет назад +30

      Honestly same lol

    • @mrnopy6707
      @mrnopy6707 5 лет назад +564

      Hobbit Girly you are a disgrace to both your halves. Your only means of redemption is if you can cook a sick pasta dish while drinking a pint of guinness every 5 minutes.

    • @Cyprian96
      @Cyprian96 5 лет назад +88

      Thats kinda sad

    • @AJ-ox8xy
      @AJ-ox8xy 5 лет назад +99

      Yes, I feel your pain. I'm half Italian and half Mexican. No matter where I go in my family, everyone just sees me as a failure for not speaking their language. I'm studying though now. Starting with Italian and then will move to Spanish.

    • @dandelion473
      @dandelion473 5 лет назад +30

      @724warlord Yes, it is an American lol

  • @shadowbanned5164
    @shadowbanned5164 4 года назад +2269

    This reminds me of a true story I heard years ago in New Zealand
    A German guy was on trial and he could only speak German so the judge not having an interpreter handy asked the folks watching the trial in the gallery if anyone could speak...A huge tattoo covered Maori guy with dreadlocks put up his hand to act as an interpreter and came to stand next to the dock where the German guy was standing.....The Judge asked the Maori guy to ask what the defendants name was for the record...The Maori guy cleared his throat...turned to face the defendant and asked loudly...... *VOT ISH YOUR NAAAAAAMEE?*

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 4 года назад +346

      Judge: -_-

    • @lelecoliandro5668
      @lelecoliandro5668 4 года назад +161

      he probably got that right tho 😂

    • @veloc123
      @veloc123 4 года назад +64

      that maori guy went on to become Jonah Lomu...and got moarried to the love of his life Kylie Minogue...

    • @raycope2086
      @raycope2086 4 года назад +8

      LMAO

    • @stephendalton2532
      @stephendalton2532 4 года назад +109

      The true story was a German in an Irish court (Dublin) it was just after world war 2. And when the offending party said it the judge sentenced him to 6 month's imprisonment for contempt of court.

  • @bigjuicypotato1482
    @bigjuicypotato1482 4 года назад +3159

    I'm an Irish person and I can say that I actually learned more Irish in this video than the entire education system

    • @PrincessNinja007
      @PrincessNinja007 4 года назад +29

      After watching thr same Spongebob episode over and over, I leanred "etilt" which has something to do with planes

    • @nevergiveupdearfriend7289
      @nevergiveupdearfriend7289 3 года назад +11

      İ don't understand what do you talk in your country,isn't it Irish?

    • @bigjuicypotato1482
      @bigjuicypotato1482 3 года назад +110

      @@nevergiveupdearfriend7289 No. We speak English but we have to learn Irish (a very different language) in school as a subject and it isn't taught very well

    • @nevergiveupdearfriend7289
      @nevergiveupdearfriend7289 3 года назад +20

      @@bigjuicypotato1482 oh i see. İ always thought you speak Irish in daily life ,my apologies. Can I ask you why English is your spoken language? İs it something about nationalism or french revolution etc? İ don't have quite knowledge about history of europe and politics. Can you summarize it of it is possible?

    • @bigjuicypotato1482
      @bigjuicypotato1482 3 года назад +64

      @@nevergiveupdearfriend7289 We were a part of Britain for almost a millennium.
      That's the easiest way to explain it.
      Also a very small amount of people do speak Irish daily but it is only a few thousand.

  • @alicequayle4625
    @alicequayle4625 Год назад +47

    Reminds me of the story that my Manx Dad and Grandad were on a train in the UK in an old style compartment. Two people came in and started speaking in Welsh. So Dad and Grandad spent the rest of the journey saying Hello, Merry Xmas and Good Health to each other in Manx for the rest of the journey.

    • @Posark
      @Posark Год назад +7

      😂

    • @samuela-aegisdottir
      @samuela-aegisdottir Месяц назад

      Manx and Welsh are related, aren't they? Couldn't the Welsh speakers guessed what these three phrases meant?
      Or at least noticed that they are repeating? Even if you don't understand the words at all, you can notice that someone is repeating some phrases over and over again.

    • @alicequayle4625
      @alicequayle4625 Месяц назад

      @@samuela-aegisdottir Manx is a kind of gaelic so not close to Welsh. There's a very few words are the same like Ty mor = Thie Mooar, I think. Both my Dad and Grandad have been dead over 30 years now so I can't quiz them on the details. They would have been saying some other words and phrases too but I didn't list them all as I was trying to make it reasonably interesting and concise 😊

  • @thatcopenguy
    @thatcopenguy 4 года назад +6036

    I'm ethnically chinese and I speak 4 languages.
    None of them are Chinese.

    • @windywendi
      @windywendi 4 года назад +52

      What are they?

    • @montimuros2837
      @montimuros2837 4 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @its_k_goddamnit
      @its_k_goddamnit 4 года назад +201

      I'm half-Chinese and can only say curse words.😅

    • @alexilaiho321
      @alexilaiho321 4 года назад +68

      You're pathetic

    • @liam64
      @liam64 4 года назад +8

      @Lol Haha chibai so hai, ah. Gun-nin-yang

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 4 года назад +2204

    Doulingo keeps telling me "there are more people learning Irish here then there are native speakers"
    But now I guess the native speakers are the ones trying to learn it there :D

    • @annie-264
      @annie-264 4 года назад +145

      no need to out us thanks

    • @nitroxm
      @nitroxm 3 года назад +7

      Than*

    • @pyrotechnic96
      @pyrotechnic96 3 года назад +21

      If they're a native speaker of Irish then they wouldn't need to use Duolingo.

    • @chris7263
      @chris7263 3 года назад +9

      @@MrHarrystank to be fair, learning a second language is hard. For adults with jobs and kids to raise, it's not lazy to not have the time or energy to devote to a project like that. Especially if you don't really *need* it for your daily life, and you aren't surrounded by native speakers to keep you focused and motivated.

    • @inebriatedfowl3197
      @inebriatedfowl3197 3 года назад +14

      @@chris7263 americans literally expect the whole world to speak english.

  • @roorody
    @roorody 5 лет назад +1154

    I love how he's speaking total bs with such confidence 😂

    • @thethmooteresa
      @thethmooteresa 5 лет назад +25

      That is the magic, i promise you. I would get math answers wrong but when friends ask me, i instantly answer with determination without looking at them and...that's how I got wrong with my side of the class 😁😁 all for one, and one for allllll

    • @snowdream2530
      @snowdream2530 5 лет назад +9

      That's just Irish class when we have to talk to each other

    • @msrebecky98
      @msrebecky98 5 лет назад +1

      Me dying the LC oral 🤣😭

    • @emi_______
      @emi_______ 5 лет назад +2

      Me doing my Irish oral

    • @4lex4dventures96
      @4lex4dventures96 5 лет назад +6

      that, my friend, is the life story of everyone who has ever tried to speak a second language

  • @p34rl20
    @p34rl20 3 года назад +37

    This is your first sketch ever that I watched. It was on my fb newsfeed about half a year ago. I'm so lucky to have found you guys. Your videos are helping me manage exam stress these days, and it gets really crippling for me, so I'm not saying this lightly. Thanks a million.

  • @ianmurphy7188
    @ianmurphy7188 4 года назад +630

    Me: Why do Irish folks always answer a question with a question? Irishman: Oh, do we now?

    • @MrPlito95
      @MrPlito95 4 года назад +19

      Spaniards say the same about us galicians lol

    • @PinkMelatonin
      @PinkMelatonin 4 года назад +20

      Why is this so true?
      Oh wait-

    • @Botafogoplayground
      @Botafogoplayground 3 года назад +6

      @@PinkMelatonin Absolutely true. It must something common to Celtic people.

    • @TotalRookie_LV
      @TotalRookie_LV 3 года назад +6

      Same jikes are about Jews.
      - Rabinowitz, why are you always answering to a question by a question?
      - So what?

    • @gritsonamission
      @gritsonamission 3 года назад +2

      Why do ye want to know?

  • @XxYiftoxX
    @XxYiftoxX 5 лет назад +238

    I love the Irish comradery at the end when he covers for the cop with the kiss my ass part.

  • @GoogleUser-dwcy
    @GoogleUser-dwcy 4 года назад +1392

    I'm learning Welsh on Duolingo and I can greet dragons, I can ask you if you enjoy eating the five spiders, if you are a house wife and an unemployed electrician, if you want to iron the cheese, but not how old you are or where you're from.
    Edit: I can also tell you a lot about Owen's parsnips.

  • @christinaribena3972
    @christinaribena3972 3 года назад +180

    I’m Welsh and this is how my Welsh language skills would also fair with a fluent speaker…although I’d probably still be able to ask the questions to the suspect I think! I loved this, the days of the week bit got me!!! 🤣

    • @uriurw8630
      @uriurw8630 2 года назад +14

      mae'n cymryd amser ond byddwch chi'n cyrraedd yno!

    • @marietighe6328
      @marietighe6328 Год назад +1

      I'm Irish and I can still fluently ask ( I'm not going to attempt to spell it so I'll say it phonetically) awn will gad a gum dull guh dee an letrriss . Literally can I go to the toilet. That pretty much my knowledge... Well done Irish teachers 😂😂😂

  • @Ashclayton1994
    @Ashclayton1994 5 лет назад +977

    Im irish and this is painfully accurate for 90% of the population of ireland myself included, im more fluent in Norwegian than my own countries native language the only word i understood without translation was póg mo thóin

    • @ollie5630
      @ollie5630 5 лет назад +39

      Same I live in Ireland and speak irish but I'm more fluent in Spanish

    • @anomienormie8126
      @anomienormie8126 5 лет назад +14

      * squint * you spell it like Thóin? Latin alphabets, ffs.

    • @clownworldhereticmyron1018
      @clownworldhereticmyron1018 5 лет назад +29

      @2good2be4gott Norwegian is relatively easy to learn if you know english

    • @ShishiSonson
      @ShishiSonson 5 лет назад +31

      @peacelovechocolate But it is your language and you should learn it, lazy ass prick.

    • @ozzy85Mpower
      @ozzy85Mpower 4 года назад +6

      You can thank the english for that

  • @sam735
    @sam735 4 года назад +814

    I'd totally watch a whole "Detective Moran" series, he's hilarious!

    • @shahesmail313
      @shahesmail313 3 года назад

      Can you speak irish ?

    • @seriascannain6675
      @seriascannain6675 3 года назад +7

      So funny! I learned more Irish in 3 weeks in the Gaeltacht than in a year or 2 in school even though I only did an hours class a day and spend the rest of the time playing sports, dancing and talking 'As Gaeilge". Had great craic there!

    • @SonshineGirl001
      @SonshineGirl001 3 года назад +1

      Me too!!!

    • @alexej8175
      @alexej8175 3 года назад +2

      Yes!! Foil Arms and Hog please give us more!!

  • @YourName-tt8tz
    @YourName-tt8tz 4 года назад +648

    There is a sad irony to this video. Back around 2000 there was an announcement made that there was officially one last and final monolingual Irishman...meaning he spoke Irish and Irish only all his life and doesn't even know English. He was maybe 45 back then maybe more I don't remember. When he dies though, Irish will be classified a new way as a language I forget the terminology but it has serious implications. So they were going to him having him read all the texts they could and recording everything possible to ensure the monolingual native fluent Irish accent wouldn't be lost. Hope the guy is still kicking, if not what a sad day. My Irish-Do iss meer uh dwit! A hen, a dōg, a tree, a matter, a coowig, a shayv, a shop, a hope, annoy, a day...and um....yea I guess that's all. And it's probably so off in spelling and mistaken the pronunciations I hear that it is incomprehensible to an gaeligophone.

    • @thisrandomdude2880
      @thisrandomdude2880 4 года назад +167

      Apparently he died in 1998. The name was Seán Ó hEinirí. Quick google search will get ya the results. Pretty sad tbh, it's an interesting language with a... how to put it nicely... shitty recent history? Yeah that sums it well. When they say "the luck of the Irish" I'm always confused since historically speaking there wasn't much luck to go around on that island, having their population wiped out by a couple/a dozen percents every now and then.

    • @shutout951
      @shutout951 4 года назад +63

      @@thisrandomdude2880 The luck of the Irish is a way of saying bad luck

    • @GalaxyCloud
      @GalaxyCloud 4 года назад +49

      I'm so sorry about this but seeing how someone that's not irish spells irish words really cracks me up, not blaming you it's pretty darn difficult to spell but for anyone wondering here's the actual Irish words at the end of that sentence
      Dia is mhuire duit! (typically used when replying to hello used when saying "hello to you too")
      A haon, a dó, a trí, a ceathar, a cuig, a sé, a hocht, a naoi, a deich (basically numbers from 1-10) lol I mightnt have spelled them all right but you get the idea
      and rest in peace to that irish man 😢

    • @YourName-tt8tz
      @YourName-tt8tz 4 года назад +19

      @@GalaxyCloud lol boy was I off! And died in 1998? Wow so that was an old documentary. I still cant remember the terminology used for languages like Irish though that it would have been switched to category wise...meaning it is a dead language but has a significant number of secondary iriah non monolunguimal speakers. I wonder if it would go back to normal classification if in some unlikely universe, Ireland went back to using Irish since it would have an all new accent and timbre and cadence from the original language's run.
      For the sake of the world and its language students though, I would recommend a more thorough revamping of the alphabet and spelling to align with a more latinized or anglicized w....no...you know something, looking at the above post again, I think one thing that is so incredibly charming about Irish is the amazing usage and unique usage of course of the same alphabet much of the world uses and knows but taken fornauch a one of a kind wild ride with Gaelic.

    • @GalaxyCloud
      @GalaxyCloud 4 года назад +37

      @@YourName-tt8tz, in my opinion, I don't think Irish is ever really going to be like the main language in Ireland. its a nice language to have don't get me wrong, but I don't see it being used anymore as much as English. too little people in Ireland know Irish fluently for that. As for making the spelling more 'English' it's really not all that difficult once you start to get the hang of it. Well at least the reading part, spelling might be a little weird sometimes, but honestly, isn't English as well? Though the Irish do love their vowels in spelling like the word ''siopadoireacht'' it might look complicated to say but its literally ''shopa-dor-ukt'' (it means shopping btw) i think its the grammar that gets to me though, i still don't fully get it but there are weird language things like saying ''I'm hungry'' in Irish (Tá ocras orm) literally means 'hunger is on me'. Yeah, sorry for going on a little tangent there about the Irish language but hope someone learned something from it.

  • @patriciacorrea8871
    @patriciacorrea8871 Год назад +36

    I like rewatching this just to hear y’all speak Irish. Can you make more of these?

    • @daivboveri
      @daivboveri Год назад +2

      They have two more that I know of in Irish. They're both called Ceol agus Ól. Have fun!

  • @dodecahedralbruh23
    @dodecahedralbruh23 5 лет назад +335

    Finnish police interrogating a swedish man would be similar

    • @nora-fy7xr
      @nora-fy7xr 5 лет назад

      @@venga3 it doesn't help at all

    • @Izzy-ec4qq
      @Izzy-ec4qq 5 лет назад +4

      Or someone from Åland interigating a finnish speaker, that would be fun

  • @applewagon253
    @applewagon253 3 года назад +229

    So funny! Kind of reminds me of the whole debacle where they sent an email for a sign to be translated into Welsh and wrote “I’m out of the office” on a road sign in Welsh

    • @alicedwonderland7733
      @alicedwonderland7733 3 года назад +7

      did this really happen? lol

    • @hairyairey
      @hairyairey 2 года назад +8

      @@alicedwonderland7733 yes picture of the sign on the BBC news site together with story

    • @willch.2259
      @willch.2259 Год назад +18

      @@alicedwonderland7733 The English part of the sign said "No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only." The Welsh 'translation' read "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated."

    • @alicedwonderland7733
      @alicedwonderland7733 Год назад +5

      @@willch.2259 too funny! Thanks for sharing.

    • @iteamy
      @iteamy Год назад +1

      CLASSIC

  • @lizzieyeomans6959
    @lizzieyeomans6959 5 лет назад +600

    "Dé Luan, Dé Máirt, Dé Céadaoin... Nollaig shona duit, mé, tú, sé, sí, sinn, sibh... eh..."
    "Siad"

  • @idrisatardis5553
    @idrisatardis5553 3 года назад +38

    I went to Ireland on an exchange programme in uni and took an Irish course. I loved it but it’s really difficult and unlike any other languages I’d learnt before. I went to a Pop Up Gaeltacht event in Dublin. I couldn’t understand a thing but really enjoyed it because people there were really encouraging. Wish I could get better at it but it’s hard to find classes outside of Ireland. I tried Duolingo but I’d prefer it if I could be in class in person to talk to other people. I’ve dreamt about moving to the west of Ireland for maybe a few months to learn it.

    • @carola-lifeinparis
      @carola-lifeinparis 2 года назад +6

      I have an Irish (native) teacher via zoom and there are many classes. Apps do not really work for me, only as an extra. We actually used this sketch in a lesson

  • @e2theoc
    @e2theoc 5 лет назад +157

    "Scoil?? What Scoil?!TELL US WHERE THE BODIES ARE!" genius as per usual :D

  • @ClezVideos
    @ClezVideos 5 лет назад +958

    More Irish than I remember despite learning it for 14 years in school 😩

    • @RichieW
      @RichieW 5 лет назад +4

      Ta

    • @bites
      @bites 5 лет назад +4

      Agus mé fein freisin

    • @lee_2302
      @lee_2302 5 лет назад

      an féidir liom dul chuig an leithreas

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 5 лет назад +1

      @@lee_2302 An mhaith tú cáca milis?

    • @newsdude4988
      @newsdude4988 5 лет назад +5

      @Danielsvideos
      Duolingo.com, más mian leat cúpla focal a foghlaim ;)

  • @root_astr0
    @root_astr0 5 лет назад +701

    This is actually perfect timing, because I did a speech at the climate change protest in Dublin, but because I did it in Irish, nobody understood a word.

    • @root_astr0
      @root_astr0 5 лет назад +39

      @Steffen Bakken Yeah, it was me and my friend, Hazel

    • @theultimatebro9278
      @theultimatebro9278 5 лет назад +10

      @@tommyj3188 can't tell if this is a joke

    • @tommyj3188
      @tommyj3188 5 лет назад +19

      @@theultimatebro9278 New york is 33feet above sea levels or 10m or so, london is 36ft or 11m or so UN estimates say that sea levels will rise by 15-26 feet by 2070 this makes a lot of cities near uninhabitable. My point being big business knows this and stirs up fear in the public the idea being get people to come together to solve a global problem which further enhances the UN agenda of a world government.

    • @tommyj3188
      @tommyj3188 5 лет назад +19

      @@theultimatebro9278 If it is such an issue like you guys make it out to be despite there being no long term trend or much proof humans affect climate more than the variation you expect to see decade on decade, why was the 1970s cooler than the 1960s globally?
      The 1940s-1960s is really when we started releasing a measurable amount of CO2. And also the physics of global warming don't make much sense gasses in our atmosphere dissolve in the sea as the sea heats up more gasses escape so there should be a slightly higher total CO2 level however its made no measurable impact since we first got reliable reading of the composition in our atmosphere in the 50s.
      The last few centuries have been actually some of the coldest in the last couple thousand years, also why was it called "Global Warming" 10 years ago? Now everyone calls it "Climate Change". Maybe because the world wasn't warming and people began to doubt the ludicrous claims being made about "Climate Change".

    • @DannyBoy-jy1kq
      @DannyBoy-jy1kq 5 лет назад +12

      root_Astr0 well no one listens when they speak in English either. Don’t take it to heart. 🤣

  • @redthunderbird7332
    @redthunderbird7332 3 года назад +78

    "Sinead is... playing football in the toilet!"
    "That's right, she is!"

  • @rosakim8555
    @rosakim8555 5 лет назад +278

    “Sinead Is playing football in the toilet” idk why this made me crack up as much as it did

    • @pixielove25
      @pixielove25 5 лет назад +2

      Same!😂

    • @serenajgately8349
      @serenajgately8349 5 лет назад +3

      A lad in my school broke a toilet after kicking it with a football during break a few weeks ago

  • @ramonsaiz2001
    @ramonsaiz2001 4 года назад +479

    The reality actually is quite sad, the language is the most important thing for a nation. In my case, im Basque, and I speak euskera in my everyday life, we are not idependet but the fact that we have our language being used by almost 1.000.000 people is priceless

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 года назад +7

      I had seen a movie in Basque on Amazon not too long ago!

    • @ramonsaiz2001
      @ramonsaiz2001 4 года назад +6

      @@TragoudistrosMPH that's great! Do you know the name of the movie?

    • @piotrwegrzyniak5798
      @piotrwegrzyniak5798 4 года назад +7

      I've heard from a girl from Bilbao (although of Catalan origins, not Basque) that almost no one in the city uses it and people that use it dont care about verbs and mostly uses the Spanish ones (something like that)

    • @JeroenDoes
      @JeroenDoes 4 года назад +9

      I am torn about the language question.
      Is it good to preserve a language at all costs or is it better to accept a globalizing world where everyone can communicate in English?

    • @stevezelaznik5872
      @stevezelaznik5872 4 года назад +61

      @@JeroenDoes Can't we do both? The Dutch and Scandanavien countries are all fluent in English without losing their original languges.

  • @DrFlapJack
    @DrFlapJack 4 года назад +567

    The only thing I learned from Spanish class in high school is how to say that I don't speak Spanish, so this is pretty relatable.

    • @hyenapunkmohawk
      @hyenapunkmohawk 4 года назад +16

      No hablo espanol

    • @San_Deep2501
      @San_Deep2501 4 года назад +29

      @@hyenapunkmohawk *español

    • @hyenapunkmohawk
      @hyenapunkmohawk 4 года назад +20

      @@San_Deep2501 lmao I dont have that on my keyboard

    • @aramisortsbottcher8201
      @aramisortsbottcher8201 4 года назад +6

      @@San_Deep2501 *español.
      You forgot the point.

    • @kilsestoffel3690
      @kilsestoffel3690 4 года назад +14

      I've been on holiday to spain as a kid. I know "helado con nata, por favor" (ice cream with cream, please). Learning it was good, the portion for that cute little girl that at least tries to speak the language was just a little bit bigger than usually

  • @sakuranippon4434
    @sakuranippon4434 3 года назад +31

    As a person who learnt Irish since primary school its even more funny when you understand it and don’t need the subtitles

  • @lithium99
    @lithium99 5 лет назад +1236

    Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Christmas
    I think we need to look deeper into the Irish education system guys...

    • @stephanieyee9784
      @stephanieyee9784 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha!

    • @sulphide2858
      @sulphide2858 5 лет назад +6

      People just don't pay attention
      i know this first hand

    • @eb.3764
      @eb.3764 4 года назад +14

      @@sulphide2858 Naw if people can learn English sucessfully in France then the Irish system needs to update with more emphasis on conversations

    • @sulphide2858
      @sulphide2858 4 года назад +1

      @@eb.3764 it's more of that nearly every classmate i've been with never pay attention, and it's the same for my friends in the school they went to

    • @ripvanwinkel3961
      @ripvanwinkel3961 4 года назад

      Best comment

  • @MannyXO
    @MannyXO 5 лет назад +351

    “He’s leading us to the bodies” DEAD!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mitch7890
    @mitch7890 5 лет назад +5158

    Lol

    • @kari1989
      @kari1989 5 лет назад +159

      Its even worse when there's foreign people getting better grades in Irish classes than Irish people💀

    • @peterc0358
      @peterc0358 5 лет назад +56

      @@kari1989 all the Polksi lads going to the gaeltacht

    • @SmileyD1125
      @SmileyD1125 5 лет назад +27

      Basically how English is for Koreans...

    • @gerickarose
      @gerickarose 5 лет назад +43

      Canadians with French

    • @gars129
      @gars129 5 лет назад +14

      Like Non Latino Americans who get high school spanish.

  • @opiedopie
    @opiedopie 3 года назад +86

    I like how the guy supposedly doesn't understand English but knows the guy said "lovely to meet you" 😂 great sketch

    • @alicequayle4625
      @alicequayle4625 Год назад +18

      You can see he understands English from the first sentence of the interview.

    • @bluesteel8376
      @bluesteel8376 Год назад +14

      Common tactical among bilingual people to try to get out of talking to others.

    • @alicequayle4625
      @alicequayle4625 Год назад +2

      Pogue mahone doesn't mean 'lovely to meat you' it means something more rude.

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki Год назад +6

      @@alicequayle4625Detective Moran only really knows the swears.

    • @alicequayle4625
      @alicequayle4625 Год назад +1

      @@IceWolfLoki his colleague thinks pogue mahone (which means 'kiss my backside) means lovely to meet you.

  • @Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    @Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 5 лет назад +623

    Irish Teachers : NEVER USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE

    • @SB04_
      @SB04_ 5 лет назад +36

      That’s every teacher

    • @fragolegirl2002
      @fragolegirl2002 5 лет назад +38

      Kichwa teachers: we are not even on google translate so dont bother

    • @LarizimoIsAlive
      @LarizimoIsAlive 5 лет назад +4

      they arent wrong

    • @caoimhedoesstuff9293
      @caoimhedoesstuff9293 5 лет назад +16

      fragolegirl2002 and then history teachers scream at you not to use Wikipedia

    • @xg3m1n1xX
      @xg3m1n1xX 5 лет назад +14

      But we all do anyway

  • @cancerino666
    @cancerino666 5 лет назад +245

    Had 9 years of french schooling myself... croissant

    • @saundyuk
      @saundyuk 4 года назад +8

      Ou est la bibliothèque?

    • @saundyuk
      @saundyuk 4 года назад

      @Honeysuckle Blossom Indeed, did 4 years of French at school, then took another 2 years at French A level, but apart from school trips have never actually been to France on holiday or anything. So that was worthwhile lol :) Meanwhile I go on camping trips to different parts of Wales every other year (love it there) and keep wishing English schools gave the option of learning Welsh instead - would probably have been far more useful to me and I'd have used it a lot more.

    • @Cyhcg5uhgb
      @Cyhcg5uhgb 4 года назад

      I had 2 years of french (dropped it like a brick when I got the chance) Bagette.
      Also 2 years of German: Krankenwagen

    • @kilsestoffel3690
      @kilsestoffel3690 4 года назад

      @@Cyhcg5uhgb really? Ambulance?
      I've been to France and Ireland with school. And during these few days I've learned more then in 5 years at school.
      Btw, "Wo ist die Bibliothek?"

    • @conniepayne4425
      @conniepayne4425 4 года назад

      Cancerino 😂

  • @andrewd7586
    @andrewd7586 4 года назад +170

    Try being an Australian in Dublin during World Cup,soccer when Ireland got through to I think the quarter finals in 1990? Then being on a tram with an old Irish gentleman conversing fluently in Gaelic “apparently” about their last match! Not understanding a bloody word I kept answering “Yeah!” Then the old guy got off at a stop. A young Irishman then said to me “Ya di-int understand a word ‘e was sayin di ya?” Apologies for my Irish accent!🤣 I said “Not a bloody word!” He said “Ya di ok mate. Ya answered wit a yes each time!”👍🏼🥴😆

    • @Ritercrazy
      @Ritercrazy 3 года назад +7

      I did that in AZ in a nail salon run by some sweet Asians. Some guys walked in, looked shady; I thought they were asking for money, then they left. The Asian workers talked up a storm. I understood nothing except their concern. At one point when a breath was taken I said, Right! The lady painting my toenails looked up and said, Right! Their whole demeanor changed, eased. I was hoping they felt better. Now I think they might have felt imposed upon. Hmmmmmm

    • @hschan5976
      @hschan5976 3 года назад +14

      I remember randomly picking up a novel from school library about a decade ago. The cover of the book said based on an old Irish legend so naturally i thought the author was Irish. When i finished reading i looked up the author's name on the web and it turned out this author is Australian but somehow grew up speaking Irish as his native language. I think the author's name was Cecil Mór or something along that line.
      Edit: Found it. It's Caiseal Mór. Here's his bio users.tpg.com.au/waldrenm/mor.html
      I'm glad this webpage is still active because most of the websites i used to frequent back in my highschool days all went defunct

    • @JohnDouille
      @JohnDouille 3 года назад +28

      Having a conversation in Ireland and not understanding a single word, and thus only responding with multiple "yeah yeah" "grand" and "for sure" is a great part of our culture

    • @moxanation73
      @moxanation73 3 года назад +3

      @@JohnDouille I had noticed that when I was in Ireland, some people just want to speak and come to you, I could never stay more than 5 minutes alone but I liked it!

  • @camille9803
    @camille9803 2 года назад +29

    Interesting. Some of these words were still in use in Jamaica when I was a child. Didn't know they were Irish Gaelic. I thought they were just old-fashioned English words no one uses any more. Interesting. There were other words in our vocabulary that were probably Welsh and Scottish Gaelic. Makes sense. The Jamaican flag has the cross of St. Andrew; Rastas wear tam o lyns which they call tams; Bob Marley sang about dancing the quadrille etc.

    • @Veganmilkdrinker
      @Veganmilkdrinker Год назад +1

      Where is your Geansai Camille? 😂 I know thats one used over there

    • @maeveofthelongbows9552
      @maeveofthelongbows9552 5 месяцев назад

      Jamaica was populated by many Irish slaves taken by the (chu ish) British East India Company in the 1800’s.

  • @wanketta
    @wanketta 5 лет назад +406

    If you don’t learn yer Gaelic, you’ll never know where to get off the DART.

    • @lizzieyeomans6959
      @lizzieyeomans6959 5 лет назад +67

      "Next stop Bray, Bré" 😂

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 лет назад +13

      It always used to make me laugh when I heard the translation for Howth Junction...

    • @emjackson2289
      @emjackson2289 5 лет назад +12

      Stasiun Heuston . . . . And thats me out.

    • @ailinos
      @ailinos 5 лет назад

      @@TheLastAngryMan01 Howth Junction is the translation of the original Gabhal Bhinn Éadair, you mean

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 лет назад +5

      Ailín Ó'S Nope, I mean that it’s amusing that the word for “junction” and “vagina” are the same in the Irish language. Carry on...

  • @lia6655
    @lia6655 5 лет назад +340

    Omg this was hilarious! I'm from Finland and this is exactly like Finnish people speaking Swedish 🤣

    • @viikmaqic
      @viikmaqic 5 лет назад +5

      Jak er pök

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 5 лет назад +40

      If its any consolation, you are still lightyears ahead of Swedes trying to tangle with Finnish. 😂
      Our linguistic knowledge base consists of:
      A usually frowned upon name for female genitalia
      Standard safety message for the use of a radiator
      ... and in some rare cases 'knife'.

    • @idkprettygay6156
      @idkprettygay6156 5 лет назад +6

      Hshs as a Swedish person myself I very much understand this as our languages are on different branches of the language tree ahhs I mean I have no clue how to say anything in Finnish but the first numbers but I only know that because of a series from tv. But you have Swedish classes in Finland right? Or some people do at least

    • @idkprettygay6156
      @idkprettygay6156 5 лет назад +3

      I had an internet friend who was trying to learn the difference of "en" and "ett" and when to use it and at the time I had no idea how to explain it ahsh since it simply sounds right to me

    • @lia6655
      @lia6655 5 лет назад +5

      @@idkprettygay6156 yeah we have Swedish classes. There's two official languages in Finland (Swedish being the other one) so we all need to learn it at school 😄

  • @novadawg6913
    @novadawg6913 3 года назад +777

    Went on a trip to Ireland last year and ran into this! One tour guide had been bragging for days about how Gaelic is coming back through the schools and she was so proud to learn it. But when we stopped near a farm north of Galway we ran into a farmer trying to move some sheep, and when she approached him the dude started instantly going off in Gaelic. We all saw her completely freeze and just stare tongue-tied. I love the ideas of bringing the language back, but if just studying it in High School was enough, then most Americans would be able to speak Spanish these days!

    • @deltafrappuccino
      @deltafrappuccino 2 года назад +68

      i'm very late, but irish has been taught for 12-13 years of a student's life for quite some time now. it's still not enough, though, because they don't teach how to speak conversationally, you only know the answers to some basic questions, which is kind of referenced in the skit. the oral exam is how we learn irish conversationally, but you pretty much learn a written-off answer for each question. "hello," "hello to you too," and "how are you?" "i'm very good, thank you" are probably as far as most people get, so by all means moran being able to ask "what did you do for your summer holidays" is pretty exceptional since that question is optional for the examiner to ask. i'd honestly argue that america's language classes are better, from what i've heard, and that's kinda disappointing, but also kinda hilarious.

    • @comrade1135
      @comrade1135 2 года назад +2

      @@deltafrappuccino Is breá liom an Airgintín

    • @flamingarbre1284
      @flamingarbre1284 2 года назад +17

      And most canadians would be able to speak basic French lol (we officially have to learn it from grade 4 to 9 but it sucks ass, even if you go to a french immersion school)

    • @squirehaggard4749
      @squirehaggard4749 2 года назад +12

      @@deltafrappuccino I just can't see the point in taking endless hours of students' time to teach them a language that practically nobody outside of Ireland speaks. You literally would find more people in the world who know Latin that Gaelic. And in Ireland everyone still speaks English as their first language (except for in some remote areas you'd probably never visit). You'd better serve the teaching of Irish culture by teaching Irish history and literature in translation, and swap the time spent on dead-language instruction for engineering or maths or finance...or foreign languages that more than .0001 % of the Earth's population speaks.

    • @ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim
      @ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim 2 года назад +14

      The problem is the school systems, not the period of learning.

  • @alexej8175
    @alexej8175 3 года назад +32

    I love that! Some seriously good acting there. Can feel how nervous the Irish cop is. Wonder at what point the perp realised the cop was bluffing for his colleague 😂😂

  • @zgamer45
    @zgamer45 4 года назад +152

    I love that the dude covers for him at the end.

    • @maranatha_777
      @maranatha_777 3 года назад +6

      He doesn't. He is saving his own a**. XD

  • @maddyg3208
    @maddyg3208 3 года назад +229

    99% of how well people learn second languages at school anywhere

    • @SuperBararo
      @SuperBararo 3 года назад +13

      Most schools anywhere do English as a second language

    • @TheBicycleRepairman2
      @TheBicycleRepairman2 3 года назад +8

      Second? Absolutely not, piece of cake. The 3th and 4th... definitely.

    • @annieseaside
      @annieseaside 2 года назад

      Except the Germans who speak better English than we do. Lol

    • @ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim
      @ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim 2 года назад

      Public schools are just messed up.

    • @bharathsf
      @bharathsf 2 года назад +1

      AS an Indian, we had 4 languages. Sanskrit was the 4th and we could be conversational as long as we were studying it. Now lost touch! This is only in school. Apart from that, my mother tongue is different than the state language and we can speak the languages of the neighbour states too

  • @lizzieyeomans6959
    @lizzieyeomans6959 5 лет назад +544

    I was waiting for the most important phrase in the entire language, "An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?" 😂

    • @Anna133199
      @Anna133199 5 лет назад +15

      What does it mean?

    • @roxanne9456
      @roxanne9456 5 лет назад +16

      I found the explanation :) www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=an%20bhfuil%20cead%20agam%20dul%20go%20dt%C3%AD%20an%20leithreas

    • @ellielindsay8507
      @ellielindsay8507 5 лет назад +17

      I've never learned irish but I knew what that would mean lol most important phrase in every language class

    • @Iamme0101
      @Iamme0101 5 лет назад +58

      Anna133199 it means ‘may I go to the toilets ‘ every kid learn this in primary school 😂😂 the most iconic line

    • @annaableg5701
      @annaableg5701 5 лет назад +9

      One time the teacher said’ Níl ‘
      Lol

  • @ShanesQueenSite
    @ShanesQueenSite 3 года назад +26

    This was one of my favourite sketches. After 12 years learning Irish I know about as much Irish as that guy. So funny.

  • @JuanyXXI
    @JuanyXXI 4 года назад +187

    When you learn a language on Duolingo and decide to put it on practice 😂.

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 4 года назад +11

      Doulingo; "your duck is sleeping on my shirt"
      Me: 0_O okaaaaaay then...
      But it's quite good (I'm learning Spanish) to keep the ball rolling. I've started taking to myself about things at home, like "I'm now cooking pasta with sauce", "we don't have bacon" or "this yellow dress is mine". It becomes more natural and now I'm starting to watch kids shows like Phineas and Ferb or shows I already know in Spanish and every day I understand a bit more.

    • @emmylee8862
      @emmylee8862 4 года назад +10

      I had "Tá an fear sá chuisnoir" the other day! (Meaning "there's a man in the fridge ")

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 4 года назад +10

      @@emmylee8862 I'm laughing way too hard at this. 😂
      There are some quite disturbing ones. Yesterday I got "El cuchillo alcanza al hombre" which translates to "the knife catches up with the man" - Maybe it's the same guy and he ended up in the fridge later 🤔

    • @emmylee8862
      @emmylee8862 4 года назад +3

      @@schattentaenzerin hahaha that's epic

    • @chelsieclaire1473
      @chelsieclaire1473 4 года назад +6

      @@emmylee8862 Once, I got "Leann na lachan an nuachtán" = "The ducks read the newspaper."

  • @lud3re384
    @lud3re384 5 лет назад +82

    And THAT kids is how Foil, Arms and Hog met.

  • @GeographyNow
    @GeographyNow 4 года назад +4642

    HAHA! Love this

  • @Bo-vf8yk
    @Bo-vf8yk 10 месяцев назад +3

    I'm learning Irish from scratch and rewatching this video every once in a while. Every time I rewatch it I can understand a few more words than before :) Still a long way to go but I'm happy to see the progress

  • @nostalgiakarlk.f.7386
    @nostalgiakarlk.f.7386 5 лет назад +1113

    It's sad to see the Celtic languages dying out.

    • @nostalgiakarlk.f.7386
      @nostalgiakarlk.f.7386 5 лет назад +273

      @Shreyas Misra Uhh... Yes. There's Welsh, Scots Gaelic, Cornish, Manx Gaelic, and Breton.

    • @teodoracanova8921
      @teodoracanova8921 5 лет назад +100

      In France there are special schools (called Diwan schools) where all courses are in French and Breton. There are some bands that sing in the language to keep it alive too.

    • @mrj.kottari8453
      @mrj.kottari8453 5 лет назад +47

      @@nostalgiakarlk.f.7386
      Manx, Canal Islands Gaeli, Cornish, Orkneyan and Inner Hebridean are basically dead languages, no native speakers alive.
      Once, in the past they spoke a variety of gaeli even in Cumbria (England)

    • @nostalgiakarlk.f.7386
      @nostalgiakarlk.f.7386 5 лет назад +42

      @@mrj.kottari8453 Manx and Cornish are being revived.

    • @kingkylie9655
      @kingkylie9655 5 лет назад +63

      Well the native americans lost 90% of their culture thanks to colonization so dont feel too bad it could be worse

  • @parvye
    @parvye 5 лет назад +93

    Brings me back to the days of Ceol agus Ól. Hope to see more Irish language sketches in the future!

  • @pumpedupbricks
    @pumpedupbricks 5 лет назад +120

    As a native Scottish gaidhlig speaker who can understand some of this, it's pretty fucking accurate to Scotland too lmao

    • @fsxpilot02
      @fsxpilot02 4 года назад +1

      Càite bheil thu bho?

    • @nathandurbin9260
      @nathandurbin9260 4 года назад +5

      Scots has been the dominant language in Scotland for well over a thousand years gaelic you speak is from Irish invaders . The language the Picts spoke is extinct modern Gaelic has nothing to do with Scotland!

    • @fsxpilot02
      @fsxpilot02 4 года назад +2

      @@nathandurbin9260 Its got more to do with scotland than Scots by that logic. As its been here for over 500 years linger. Gaelic was the dominant language until about 1500ad

    • @r.v.b.4153
      @r.v.b.4153 4 года назад

      @@fsxpilot02 Not to all of Scotland, it's more of a Highland thing. Definitely don't oblige someone from Lothian to learn Gaelic for "ancestral purposes", when it was never widely spoken in their area. Their area is the original core from which Germanic Scots would eventually spread around Scotland.

    • @grahamfleming7642
      @grahamfleming7642 4 года назад

      A guid dirlin alang da lug!fir yin an aw,div ee ken noo!Sassenach
      Channeil fios agam!

  • @sherila4834
    @sherila4834 Год назад +12

    This was my gateway drug to all of FAH. Thanks, algorithm, for getting me to these lads who've made the past 3 yrs more bearable.

  • @Alex_Whatareyoudoing
    @Alex_Whatareyoudoing 5 лет назад +102

    This is going straight to my fav fah video playlist lads!!

  • @satan3564
    @satan3564 5 лет назад +1727

    An bhfuil an cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?

    • @frostyblade8842
      @frostyblade8842 5 лет назад +28

      Seah

    • @chickentikka4383
      @chickentikka4383 5 лет назад +103

      Níl a fhios agam, an bhfuil cead agat dul go dtí on leithreas?

    • @CathalMalone
      @CathalMalone 5 лет назад +25

      @@chickentikka4383 gach máthair Éireannach i gcónaí 😂

    • @brendanburke3287
      @brendanburke3287 5 лет назад +94

      The one line everyone in primary uses

    • @elonmush4793
      @elonmush4793 5 лет назад +16

      yes, with cream please, thank you

  • @ks_392
    @ks_392 5 лет назад +121

    Sorry my Irish teacher, I have failed you, I had to look at the subs

  • @ourchemistryislikericecake9783
    @ourchemistryislikericecake9783 3 года назад +24

    Honestly this is second-language learning in every school everywhere. We need to overhaul our language curriculums.

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 3 года назад +2

      In my country's schools we learn three or four languages. Maybe it's just me, but I think the teaching is pretty good.

    • @DungNguyen-dk8wm
      @DungNguyen-dk8wm 3 года назад

      In my nation,they teach English as the second language,but things has got so bad that even though most of Vietnamese can speak English,most are at the toodler level.
      So yah,u got it right.

    • @Tracymmo
      @Tracymmo 3 года назад

      Well, many countries do get it right. I've met people from many countries who speak three or four languages.

  • @M008
    @M008 5 лет назад +166

    We gotta keep the lie that *pog ma hón* means lovely to meet you

    • @koukouland
      @koukouland 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @user-gk9bh2ew4q
      @user-gk9bh2ew4q 5 лет назад +13

      George Kafiridis if you’re going to correct someone at least do it right - thóin

    • @stridenasty
      @stridenasty 5 лет назад +10

      @George Kafiridis I'm sure it does have fada. Hold down the letter it should be on, itll show accent options (assuming you're using an android. I'm not 100% sure if iPhone runs the same way)
      Also its póg mo thóin - even the guy correcting you didnt get it 100%
      Understood what you meant anyway :P

    • @stormveil
      @stormveil 5 лет назад +1

      @George Kafiridis ò_ó

    • @swevixeh
      @swevixeh 5 лет назад +4

      Google translates it into English as "kiss my arse", but into Scandinavian languages as "kiss me", lol.

  • @viiviioid1490
    @viiviioid1490 5 лет назад +287

    Anyone from Ireland remember saying "anseo" when the teachers called the roll 🙄

  • @Kitty_mcPurr
    @Kitty_mcPurr 5 лет назад +208

    At least now I know how to say kiss my arse in Gaelic..
    Another language added to my international swearing vocabulary

    • @MrBizteck
      @MrBizteck 5 лет назад +8

      Curses are tge first thing I learn. I can insult people in many languages!

    • @oran9519
      @oran9519 5 лет назад +28

      Irish not gaelic

    • @SaluteToTheSeagulls
      @SaluteToTheSeagulls 5 лет назад +6

      Jusssstttt realised the pub in town is called pogue mahone....

    • @amymak93
      @amymak93 5 лет назад +32

      The language is Irish, not Gaelic. Gaelic is a family of languages, which includes Irish, Scot’s Gaelic, and Manx. Calling the Irish language Gaelic is the equivalent of saying that you speak Germanic.
      The Irish word for Irish os Gaeilge. (Pronounced “Gay-L-geh.)

    • @Kitty_mcPurr
      @Kitty_mcPurr 5 лет назад +9

      @@amymak93 I didn't know that.. thanks.. now I know something more other than curse words.

  • @Lukasg3d
    @Lukasg3d 3 года назад +35

    I expected for them both to just start speaking in a thick accent 😂

  • @nanuq83
    @nanuq83 4 года назад +207

    This is how I felt as a kid, no joke. This entire situation was my childhood visits seeing my Grandma. My Grandma (bless her soul) would speak Gaelic to me as a child and I, a 6 y.o. American female from LAS VEGAS (the culture being gambling, drinking, drugs and sex), tended to be so lost I didn't know if I should apologize, cry or laugh b/c half the time I wasn't sure if I was in trouble.
    And she was a hardcore beat your ass with a sack of potatoes, cabbage and beef kinda woman. She straight up served cookies and lemonade to the crips & bloods back in the early 90's (at the SAME TIME) and avoided a gang war by ripping their ears when they got outta line. She terrified them.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 4 года назад +10

      We need more people like your grandma. Put them in charge of the police force. People would be as scared as the Jews in the 6 months before he started putting them in the concerntration camps. Like hardcore gangbangers would be moving to Canada to escape the irish granny tyranny....

    • @Jabroni_14
      @Jabroni_14 4 года назад +20

      @choppa grizzly I don't think they were scared of her physically. But they might have been ashamed since they she showed them compassion, human psychology is a complex thing.
      I live in South Africa and I've heard similar stories about certain brave But kind old ladies and gangsters

    • @b3ans4eva
      @b3ans4eva 4 года назад +6

      I want to see a movie of her.

    • @Jabroni_14
      @Jabroni_14 4 года назад +14

      @choppa grizzly It's not about respecting the elderly, it's about a small handful of people being treated well. Gangsta's are human, they're aren't some space demon race the can't be manipulated or can't feel any positive emotion. So while unlikely it is possible for someone to make multiple people feel respect or admiration for someone

    • @Jabroni_14
      @Jabroni_14 4 года назад +14

      @choppa grizzly I mean I don't know about American culture as much as you do but I've heard stories of gangsters liking an old guy and giving him free "protection" bc he talked to the local gangsters, joked around with them, asked them about themselves, offered them ice tea and allowed them to chill at his garden while he was busy working there. Basically treated them like human beings. That shit can have an effect on some people, maybe not everyone but my parents grew up during apartheid so I've heard quite a few stories like this

  • @villaintina5522
    @villaintina5522 5 лет назад +194

    I’m from the States and just wanna say I support the Irish who maintain their native tongue. Much respect ✊

    • @youtubeaccount6625
      @youtubeaccount6625 4 года назад +1

      They aren't putting any work into that, nopes

    • @ytwos1
      @ytwos1 4 года назад +28

      I’m from Ireland and I support the Americans that still speak their native tongue.

    • @NOU-iw3gb
      @NOU-iw3gb 4 года назад +1

      @@ytwos1
      English? Lol

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 4 года назад

      But you probably can't speak Spanish like the neighbors.

    • @villaintina5522
      @villaintina5522 4 года назад +1

      Link Knight I actually can. Enough to get around. Have a lot of Mexican, Honduran and Guatemalan neighbors but thanks for asking.

  • @mickys8065
    @mickys8065 4 года назад +166

    I've only just realised, the reason arms character recognised "kiss my arse" is cause foils character said it to him at another time then realized he could insult his boss so said it was a compliment!

    • @leotamer5
      @leotamer5 3 года назад +37

      I appreciate how the convict didn't rat him out.

    • @Paul-sj5db
      @Paul-sj5db 3 года назад +18

      @@leotamer5 How could he? He only speaks his native language.

  • @jodiemarie9901
    @jodiemarie9901 3 года назад +9

    Foil arms and hog have some unreal sketches but this one will always be the best

  • @cosmic-creepers9207
    @cosmic-creepers9207 4 года назад +169

    It’s not taught properly anymore. My nanny was the only person I knew who spoke fluently and she was born in 1939. The Welsh have better taught their kids.

    • @rueisblue
      @rueisblue 3 года назад +14

      The welsh teach it really well but there are way more native Welsh speakers than native Irish speakers. A good portion of Wales uses it for their first language and Ireland just doesnt have as that as much

    • @AlfaRomeoQ
      @AlfaRomeoQ 3 года назад +11

      @@rueisblue Chicken and egg problem right there. There are so many native Welsh speakers because they do a better job a creating native speakers.

    • @theblackryvius6613
      @theblackryvius6613 3 года назад +3

      I’ve always wondered why the Welsh have the most speakers out of any Celtic language. Why are they better at preserving their language and culture than the other Celts? I am asking as a Canadian who has no knowledge of the British perception of Celtic people.

    • @wink7897
      @wink7897 3 года назад +3

      I assure you my dad wont let me have stuff or even go out to see my friends without me saying it in Welsh so the reason the Welsh teach it better is out of the child's own desperation... or maybe the child actually does want to learn the language one of the two at least I must admit it's surprisingly effective in my case

    • @rueisblue
      @rueisblue 3 года назад +2

      @@theblackryvius6613 I honestly dont know. It's especially strange bc the Welsh are the most culturally and politically close to the English of any of the Celtic peoples

  • @roche320
    @roche320 3 года назад +26

    I'm from South Africa and I had to learn an African language to graduate from university. I chose Sepedi. I got a distinction in the module but I can only remember one word - water is metsi. I crammed terminology (people, pieces of stationery, colours, seasons, days, months, etc) and that's how I passed the exam.

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 3 года назад +2

      Kan je Afrikaans?

  • @alyssayeo8870
    @alyssayeo8870 5 лет назад +12

    the way *CCTV* was said at 1:21...passionately delivered.

  • @EcclesiaFitness
    @EcclesiaFitness 2 месяца назад +1

    This is the first Foil Arms and Hog video I ever saw, I come back to it and enjoy it over and over.