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  • Published on Mar 7, 2026

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  • @tylerrock7219
    @tylerrock7219 23 days ago +2191

    Being so traumatized by Episode 9 that you forget you like Star Wars is so real, dude

    • @jay318
      @jay318 23 days ago +63

      For me it was Book of Boba Fett 🤮

    • @QueenJellypumpkin
      @QueenJellypumpkin 23 days ago +13

      The Episode 9 trailer dropped right after I finally watched Solo, and that was enough to make me go "You know what? Star Wars sucks actually, screw this whole franchise!" I still haven't seen Episode 9, I haven't seen The Mandalorian, or Visions, aside from a handful of video games made before Disney bought it, I've cut Star Wars out of my life, and I'm happier for it.

    • @whitefang2312
      @whitefang2312 23 days ago +3

      @QueenJellypumpkinI would recommend season 1 of the Mandalorian, 2 if you need more meat from the story (though it’s not as good). Lot of shit Marvel properties came out after Disney got them but the Mandalorian is one of the exceptions

    • @Pwilliams4000
      @Pwilliams4000 23 days ago

      @Q@QueenJellypumpkinMandalorian season 1 is good, and Star Wars visions isn’t canon so it’s a nice turn your brain off

    • @oldcowbb
      @oldcowbb 23 days ago +13

      @jay318 the combined effort of boba fett and mando s3

  • @Crimson.Creates
    @Crimson.Creates 24 days ago +2117

    "Meesa mind a sunless place" is fucking hilarious 💀

    • @Junkion-s7s
      @Junkion-s7s 24 days ago +48

      Most hilarious moment of the stream

    • @airpodsmurf6175
      @airpodsmurf6175 24 days ago +3

      can some1 explain that?

    • @svalka7772
      @svalka7772 23 days ago +47

      ​@airpodsmurf6175 At a certain point Marcus talks about how he feels Jar Jar will be in The Mandalorian movie and someone in the chat wrote Luthen's "My mind is a sunless space" from the first season in the way Jar Jar would say it

    • @optionlV
      @optionlV 23 days ago +18

      @airpodsmurf6175 It's from Luthen's monologue. The joke is picturing Jar Jar Binks reciting that same monologue.

    • @louiederpman7113
      @louiederpman7113 23 days ago +7

      I feel like i'm going insane, Luthen clearly says "sunless space" like its the space show, its "star" wars, space without a sun is space with no stars its darkness and cold and empty void, "sunless place" is like, someone's basement

  • @roenais
    @roenais 24 days ago +1823

    hearing "avatar is anime to me" but about the blue people movie and not the nickelodeon cartoon is very funny.

    • @jacobzacarias
      @jacobzacarias 24 days ago +22

      Truth nuke: the nickelodeon show is anime too

    • @jari_428
      @jari_428 24 days ago +84

      ​@jacobzacarias Nah it's an American action cartoon

    • @vyabillie4415
      @vyabillie4415 24 days ago +7

      ​@jari_428 so anime.

    • @goldenlightpictures6223
      @goldenlightpictures6223 24 days ago +7

      @jari_428 I say it’s anime-inspired. (But it is American made)

    • @dasboom7133
      @dasboom7133 24 days ago +4

      I never realized why i hated anime until now, this movie is garbageeee.

  • @DeathByEric
    @DeathByEric 23 days ago +195

    1:22:02 Andor S2 was the first time I've ever felt nervous or fearful seeing Stormtroopers. Seeing them closing in and blocking off the exit to the plaza gave me chills.

  • @KingBrachion92
    @KingBrachion92 23 days ago +397

    Re: Luthen's backstory
    I remember hearing that Gilroy originally wasn't interested in doing it, but then he realized if he didn't make it "canon", then Disney could on their own later and he'd have no control. So he had to basically set it in stone that "this is where Luthen came from, this is how he met Kleya, and their relationship is father-daughter type, NOT anything else."

    • @Bob_games103
      @Bob_games103 23 days ago +63

      He was the storm trooper that changed his mind when he was saved by obi wan and then he saved Luke skywalker, and fought the sith and he had to give up his new jedi powers

    • @KingBrachion92
      @KingBrachion92 23 days ago +40

      ​@Bob_games103There was like a 50/50 split of people who thought "OH BOY, Luthen's cane is gonna be revealed to be a lightsaber and the kyber crystal he gave Andor was his master's!" and people who thought "OH NO, Luthen's cane is gonna be revealed to be a lightsaber and the kyber crystal he gave Andor was his master's."

    • @ricniks4619
      @ricniks4619 20 days ago +10

      Honestly smart cause if Disney had their way they would have made his backstory that he somehow met Han Solo in the past sometime after Solo but before Andor Season 1. Or say some random glup shitto from a show they made set before Andor with a mask was actually revealed to be him the entire time.

    • @gibn1542
      @gibn1542 16 days ago +1

      bruh seriously? episode 10 is in my top 5 star wars "movies" lmao. genuinely such an incredible compact story that bookended luthen & kleya

    • @IRideAgain
      @IRideAgain 12 days ago

      Honestly would've been more interesting if he was involved in some other war unrelated to the OT, we already had a few Empire defectors in the show

  • @webmolgamb
    @webmolgamb 24 days ago +1716

    “Your outie got back into Star Wars by watching The Acolyte”

    • @daviavvi
      @daviavvi 24 days ago +75

      It makes sense, dramaturgically

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 23 days ago +21

      Honestly I skimmed through it, its not even bad its just mediocre as fuck.

    • @primarchvulkan5097
      @primarchvulkan5097 23 days ago +20

      ​@batt3ryac1dand thats really the issue. So much money is spent on star wars, it should not ever be mid. Movies from the 70s and 80s kept the toys alive and well ans top selling for decades.

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 23 days ago +11

      ​@primarchvulkan5097They gotta pivot away from the star wars baiting and just make stuff set in the same universe. No Ahsoka, no Skywalkers, no Palpatine.

    • @yfrit_gg
      @yfrit_gg 22 days ago +9

      ​@batt3ryac1dThat's what Acolyte did lol, and it still had its issues. Ultimately if you want legitimate peak the central thing you need is quality writers and directors, and understanding what makes for actually good Star Wars. What the shows and movies end up being about is secondary at that point IMO, though I do agree they should leave the central Skywalker dynasty and Palpatine abd whatnot alone.

  • @Rafaay
    @Rafaay 24 days ago +948

    Cosmonaut ketchup implies the existence of cosmonaut mustard

    • @reggie9595
      @reggie9595 23 days ago +27

      Well what about Cosmonaut mayo?

    • @RyanTypeBeat
      @RyanTypeBeat 23 days ago +6

      Fire

    • @Rafaay
      @Rafaay 23 days ago

      @reggie9595 you can worry cosmonaut’s mayo, I shan’t

    • @JP-yz2uh
      @JP-yz2uh 23 days ago +54

      Cosmonaut MUSTAAAAAAAARD 😂😂✋🥀

    • @mje91
      @mje91 23 days ago +8

      Thank you for this comment

  • @SireWaters
    @SireWaters 24 days ago +1094

    That moment in Andor when Mon Mothma mentions Palpatine by name has more impact and presence than any physical appearance he made himself

    • @RealMikeWazowski
      @RealMikeWazowski 24 days ago +138

      That’s what made the show so great. Other SW media always insist on the power of the Empire, but Andor is the only project where you really FEEL their presence in every corner of the world

    • @MichiganManifesto24
      @MichiganManifesto24 24 days ago +29

      I also enjoyed the mention Yularen’s speech announcing the public order resentencing directive. The subtle acting with a pause and quick tone change when he said “I spoke with Emperor Palpatine last night”.

    • @Kujakuseki01
      @Kujakuseki01 24 days ago +33

      @RealMikeWazowskiIt’s grounded in real oppression from real historical reference and it makes it feel so real and absolutely horrible and terrifying.
      This seemingly insurmountable powerful government that might just kill you or harm you at any moment. Pretty intense.

    • @InsightfulUndercurrents
      @InsightfulUndercurrents 23 days ago +2

      @MichiganManifesto24 And you don't even know if that's true, apart from Vader when can't trust anyone when they say "I spoke with Emperor Palpatine" given Krennic said it during Season 2 and I don't believe him.

    • @OrbitalJackson
      @OrbitalJackson 23 days ago +9

      I think my favorite scene of his is still from Bad Batch season 2, where the characters fight tooth and nail to uncover Rampart's crimes on Kamino, and finally succeed, just for palps to arrive and masterfully pivot the entire thing right into his plan to fully commit to the stormtrooper program. No force powers, no grand web of people being cleverly manipulated, just a single well timed speech proving that him being a sith isn't his only power: he's also a master politician who knows how to word his thoughts in an extremely persuasive way.
      His presence in Andor as a frightening punishment to meet with is excellent, but I do think it's fun when they commit to him appearing every now and then, especially when they don't have to lean on him just being "lmao evil" and instead play into *why* he's managed to take over the galaxy.

  • @HockeyxLlama
    @HockeyxLlama 23 days ago +509

    Andor not getting a full 30 minute or more video immediately after the finale is a crime.

    • @kurowq
      @kurowq 22 days ago +13

      This is why Schrafrillas is the goat lmao

  • @Danfilmedit
    @Danfilmedit 23 days ago +125

    Andor season 2 in the long run has made me sad because I know they will never reach that level again unfortunately lmao

    • @ANGELOFDARKification
      @ANGELOFDARKification 22 days ago +11

      Have a feeling it will be "The Winter Soldier" of Star wars where they claim every new film/show is like Andor but it's nowhere near as close 😢

    • @Tyler12905
      @Tyler12905 20 days ago +4

      Don’t be sad its over be glad it happened

    • @IRideAgain
      @IRideAgain 12 days ago +2

      ​@ANGELOFDARKificationLoki is the Andor of Marvel though and probably their peak

    • @ANGELOFDARKification
      @ANGELOFDARKification 12 days ago

      ​@IRideAgain Big fan of Loki but it's not nowhere near as beloved or known as Andor or The Winter Soldier.

    • @IRideAgain
      @IRideAgain 12 days ago

      ​@ANGELOFDARKificationI say it's more relevant because it came out amidst all the D+ spin-offs that basically killed the MCU's reputation

  • @LiamHKW
    @LiamHKW 24 days ago +3928

    Marcus describing his slow realization that he does still love Star Wars was one of the saddest yet hopeful things I've witnessed in a while

    • @primarchvulkan5097
      @primarchvulkan5097 24 days ago +88

      I felt the same way watching andor season 2. I still feel the same way everytime I see one of fractal sponge's ship designs.

    • @TheBeingOfAsh
      @TheBeingOfAsh 24 days ago +106

      dare I say... a new hope

    • @carlos-andrespazmino8157
      @carlos-andrespazmino8157 24 days ago +18

      Very much like Andor

    • @mxv456
      @mxv456 24 days ago +64

      I'm so much with him on Episode 9. I still feel insulted when I think about it. It's like the first love that broke your heart 😢

    • @Hyper129
      @Hyper129 24 days ago +5

      I felt the same way and then I found the old Legends novels and BAM now I am talking to my friends about how awesome Thrawn and Jade Mara are.
      I seriously recommend the original Thrawn trilogy, it brought me back to the fold and opens up so many doors, X wing series, New Jedi Academy, and old Republic books and comics are sooooo good and at least Disney can't defile it now that they have their own canon that is safe to ignore.

  • @Desrtc67
    @Desrtc67 24 days ago +8758

    Finally I’ll know what to think

    • @HelvianTransfem
      @HelvianTransfem 24 days ago

      We love the Cosmonaut Marcus hivemind forming their own opinions. ❤

    • @PacsterMH
      @PacsterMH 24 days ago +175

      I can finally have that nice opinion the youtuber gave me!

    • @Deadwolf27
      @Deadwolf27 24 days ago +131

      Yeah think the opposite of whatever he says because he's a CONTRARIAN!
      (This is a joke I don't think he's a contrarion at all honestly)

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast 24 days ago +5

      RLM already informed me of my opinion

    • @gabrielvanbockstaele1229
      @gabrielvanbockstaele1229 24 days ago +2

      Datto reference

  • @evrgreen_13
    @evrgreen_13 24 days ago +350

    with wake up dead man i feel like movie is less about the mystery of "what" happened and more about the "why"

    • @SpaceHeggo
      @SpaceHeggo 24 days ago +62

      I’d agree,all three Knives Out movies have pretty fun and clever mysteries but they’re never the point to me. The first has an obvious killer but the how of the escape from the blame is very representative of the main characters experience as the only working class and nice person in that house. Glass Onion has a very obvious mystery intentionally because it’s about how our brains try and complicate things or give more smartness to a situation or person because culturally it just can’t be that simple even when it is. Wake Up Dead Man is very emotionally focused on the storytelling of religion, both in earnest and for the sake of power and the why of it all happening is how the story unravels it’s complicated thoughts on the subject. All three are really great for this reason to me.

    • @Two-ToneMoonStone
      @Two-ToneMoonStone 23 days ago +21

      That’s all of them. I will say, Wake Up Dead Man made me convince myself that what I predicted wasn’t actually going to happen and then I realized I got it right by the end. I live mysteries so that’s a feat.

    • @ozandsaffron770
      @ozandsaffron770 23 days ago +4

      Not only the 'why' but there's also a lot of focus of the 'how' since it looks like an impossible murder

    • @mmzero406
      @mmzero406 22 days ago +1

      I don’t think the movie was trying to hide who that hard. The camera lingered on the person once or twice, they had a look occasionally. It was like a half secret. I guessed pretty quickly, then doubted my guess, then I was like “nope, right the first time” and I was.

  • @hjermsted22
    @hjermsted22 23 days ago +78

    Each three-episode block of Andor episodes are a condensed full season, literally. Andor was cut from five seasons down to two.

  • @Drakatha1337
    @Drakatha1337 23 days ago +67

    That Acolyte take was so refreshing man. I remember watching through it after hearing the way people talked about it and thinking I must be watching the wrong show.

    • @CamWeav5299
      @CamWeav5299 19 days ago +9

      Exactly! Like yeah, it wasn't the greatest, the main characters definitely fell flat. But the fights and... motivations/setting/ambience (can't find a good one word to use) were good! It definitely wasn't THE WORST SW show.

    • @TreeckoBro
      @TreeckoBro 18 days ago +1

      It was a show everyone just decided to hate because the "woke". So annoying.

    • @thisiswilson
      @thisiswilson 11 days ago +1

      @CamWeav5299 The motivations were good? The sets? DID we watch the same show?

  • @dukkofdeprs6836
    @dukkofdeprs6836 24 days ago +615

    “mesa given up all chance at inner peace, mesa made my mind a sunless place”

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 24 days ago +58

      Mesa share my dreams with ghosts

    • @EmpiresEGG
      @EmpiresEGG 24 days ago +45

      ​​@WiloPolis03 "Mesa wake up every day to an equation mesa wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, mesas damned for what mesa do"

    • @antiseth3964
      @antiseth3964 24 days ago +24

      “I burn meesa _LIFE-uh_ to make a sunrise meesa never gonna sees-uh!”

    • @qwertyuio404
      @qwertyuio404 24 days ago +20

      @EmpiresEGG
      *mesa’s in big doo-doo for what mesa do

    • @RobertAugust-g8x
      @RobertAugust-g8x 23 days ago +14

      @qwertyuio404so whasa meesa sacrifice?? Everyting!!
      WEESA FREEEEEEEEE

  • @manga_mia_
    @manga_mia_ 24 days ago +1358

    “Did the Israel flood his brain and made him forget to act” I’m dead

  • @MintHarvest
    @MintHarvest 24 days ago +184

    1:11:37 Marcus having his Omni Man moment with Star Wars.

  • @sushisherps2666
    @sushisherps2666 23 days ago +31

    Years and years of ketchup, and I’m still waiting for cosmonaut mustard.

  • @GreatBeef97
    @GreatBeef97 23 days ago +53

    1:20:25 I believe Tony Gilroy mentioned as well you need full focus on the show. You look away for a second and you will miss something small for a later scene or episode. Thats how well Andor was as basically every line of dialogue felt it always had some meaning!

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 23 days ago +7

      Yeah, if you’re gonna watch Andor, you better lock in. I appreciate that Tony Gilroy respects us as viewers enough to know that we’ll get it without being spoon fed.

  • @davismorgan99
    @davismorgan99 24 days ago +557

    Robin’s quirk chungus energy in this season was pure nails on a chalkboard. Genuinely feel bad for Maya Hawke lol

    • @kaichainsaws
      @kaichainsaws 24 days ago +15

      Happle Apple guy!?

    • @nathanschuster269
      @nathanschuster269 23 days ago +15

      @kaichainsawsYou see, he’s a total Cosmonaut fan much like everyone else

    • @delwenn544
      @delwenn544 23 days ago +10

      careful. i saw evil davis around these comments earlier and he LOVED robin in stranger things final season

  • @AlexG-jk8tc
    @AlexG-jk8tc 24 days ago +699

    Schaffrillas actually asked Rian Johnson at a Q&A about the Jeremy Renner thing in Wake Up Dead Man. It turns out that Johnson's always been a fan of Renner, so he's been wanting to have him in one of his movies for a while now. But by the time he got cast in Wake Up Dead Man, he just...forgot about the hot sauce joke in Glass Onion until it was too late 😂

    • @strikerecho2592
      @strikerecho2592 24 days ago +9

      That’s pretty damn funny. 🤣

    • @SpaceHeggo
      @SpaceHeggo 24 days ago +97

      Minor correction: Schaffrillas didn’t ask that, someone at the QnA did though. There’s a full recording of the QnA on his second channel if you wanna see the whole thing. I don’t think he asked any questions in during it.

    • @zom8680
      @zom8680 24 days ago +65

      If only there was an app where we could discuss all this

    • @AlexG-jk8tc
      @AlexG-jk8tc 23 days ago +32

      ​@zom8680 Bring back the Jeremy Renner App

    • @DJ_Kuroto
      @DJ_Kuroto 22 days ago

      ​@AlexG-jk8tc I have horrible, awe-some news for you.

  • @history272915
    @history272915 24 days ago +556

    He's not lying about Absolute Martian Manhunter. I wish everyone was reading that shit. Does more with the comic format than I've seen maybe ever

    • @spiraljumper74
      @spiraljumper74 24 days ago +14

      Kinda reminded me of the Prophet Reboot, just crazy cosmic shit going on.

    • @apocalyptikkat1001
      @apocalyptikkat1001 24 days ago +11

      Absolute MM is great, but Assorted Crisis Events (also by Deniz Camp) is where it's at

    • @dylan9025
      @dylan9025 24 days ago

      Continues to be the best comic coming out

    • @Lxyzsillybeans
      @Lxyzsillybeans 24 days ago +10

      AMM is up there with Batman and WW, it’s so hard for me to decide which of those three is my fav

    • @apocalyptikkat1001
      @apocalyptikkat1001 24 days ago +5

      ​@LxyzsillybeansI feel like Absolute Superman deserves its flowers too. It's been such a fun comic to read.

  • @cullengorman294
    @cullengorman294 23 days ago +42

    Andor isn’t a Star Wars show. It’s a cold-war-era spy thriller set in Berlin in 1985, but with a Star Wars skin enabled

  • @Slippery_people
    @Slippery_people 23 days ago +175

    I watched Rogue One immediately after the Andor S2 finale and my god, the tonal whiplash was crazy. The first two thirds of that movie is goofy as hell

    • @Zilllaman143
      @Zilllaman143 20 days ago +14

      I waited a whole decade, never liked it originally and never rewatched. Watched it right after the series finale of Andor and now I wish I didnt. Someone is making an Andor cut with the goofy moments cut and musical notes from Andor added so maybe there might be hope. If it doesnt end up well then the series finale is the real finale to me.

    • @IRideAgain
      @IRideAgain 12 days ago +4

      ​@Zilllaman143Idk I thought Andor made Rogue One way better by comparison

    • @WizTroll
      @WizTroll 6 days ago +1

      Agreed, I didn’t care for Rogue One before Andor and when I watched Andor I went back to watch it after 10 years of not seeing it and I HATED IT

  • @andyb6400
    @andyb6400 24 days ago +653

    I like the part where you talk about Andor.

    • @TheAmericanPrometheus
      @TheAmericanPrometheus 24 days ago +39

      "We're gonna talk a lot about Star Wars today"

    • @evangillespie7922
      @evangillespie7922 24 days ago +1

      Truuuu

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 24 days ago +18

      me too, it deserves every bit of glaze

    • @Orgikan
      @Orgikan 24 days ago +14

      Star Wars strikes back

    • @jacobzacarias
      @jacobzacarias 24 days ago +12

      Now that Andor is over it really makes you realize that you can tell Dave Filoni genuinely believes he deserves to live

  • @matilyn_rf
    @matilyn_rf 24 days ago +183

    I definitely felt Knives Out 3 is more about the main character's morals, choices, and character than the mystery, but I get wanting both and not just that.

  • @ClaireCorefield2.0
    @ClaireCorefield2.0 24 days ago +149

    The section of Marcus talking about him learning to love Star Wars again gave me happiness in my heart, just to see him happy to talk about loving Star Wars again. Just makes me happy

  • @LostJourneyUnderClouds
    @LostJourneyUnderClouds 23 days ago +45

    The heart break after the 28 years later segment, saying to myself "Ohh Marcus is going to love The Bone Temple." Then immediately tears it apart 🤣it's a different director Marcus!

    • @paqap
      @paqap 16 days ago +4

      Fr, he hyped up part 1 so much that I was excited to hear him applaud part 2 and then he goes nah.

    • @scoople6
      @scoople6 12 days ago +2

      Yeah I loved Bone Temple but it is a lot less weird and you lose all the crazy cinematography.

    • @nathanieldiaz5254
      @nathanieldiaz5254 3 days ago

      @scoople6 Question, was the crazy cinematography and camerawork due to Danny Boyle or Anthony Dod Mantle? Which one of them made that decision? I'm curious

  • @AidanSeahawks
    @AidanSeahawks 23 days ago +120

    The bone temple was fuckin rad bro

    • @alexfurnas1263
      @alexfurnas1263 22 days ago +7

      It's pretty good but he's right that it's a huge step down from the previous one

    • @agwooding1
      @agwooding1 22 days ago +11

      ​@alexfurnas1263I can accept it wasn't as good but saying it's a huge step down is a stretch. It's less of a step down than 28 Days to 28 Weeks was and I like 28 Weeks

    • @alexfurnas1263
      @alexfurnas1263 22 days ago

      ​@agwooding1 Years >>> Days > Bone Temple >>>>>>>>> Weeks

    • @soultortoise510
      @soultortoise510 21 day ago +16

      Lol I liked it more than the previous one

    • @PokeNaru29
      @PokeNaru29 20 days ago +3

      I’m going to be brave and say that I liked it more than the previous one.
      I loved it. My only issue is that spike doesn’t do a whole lot.

  • @realbigflopa
    @realbigflopa 24 days ago +474

    The fact you fell back in love with Star Wars because of a trailer, a game, and the ACOLYTE, is hilarious

    • @letrosti6291
      @letrosti6291 24 days ago +31

      it's even more hilarious that he's a known prequel hater, but ended up liking acolyte.

    • @JDLaney-zk4wb
      @JDLaney-zk4wb 24 days ago +122

      @letrosti6291The Acolyte isn’t that bad. It’s not good, either, just aggressively mid. The prequels though are bad, give or take a few really good scenes.

    • @thew5262
      @thew5262 24 days ago +13

      @JDLaney-zk4wbthat’s basically what Marcus said too

    • @darrenthewander
      @darrenthewander 24 days ago

      ​​@letrosti6291 his criteria is very random, it's basically "porn (he can call aura all he wants lol), lore, and entertainment".

    • @BXVariety
      @BXVariety 24 days ago +41

      ​@letrosti6291the Acolyte might very well be the piece of media with the most forced hate against in it history

  • @ZenLore6499
    @ZenLore6499 24 days ago +130

    Loved the little tangent about “two guys”

    • @jacobzacarias
      @jacobzacarias 24 days ago +16

      2025 really was a "Two Guys" type of year

    • @andreja9425
      @andreja9425 23 days ago +1

      lmao fr and it’s so weird how averse to most of the shows and media with 2 guys I was, except for sinners. Sinners was really good

    • @SuperArtie
      @SuperArtie 6 days ago +1

      “Hey, wait… it’s two guys! It’s two guys again!”

  • @safehaven717
    @safehaven717 24 days ago +147

    derek in stranger things reminds me of what marcus said in the m. night video talking about the visit, it’s very hard to write a character that is supposed to be annoying to everyone around them but doesn’t come off annoying to the viewers. honestly the most impressive thing they did in the final season was being able to make him a fan favorite character

  • @kingsmiles1
    @kingsmiles1 21 day ago +13

    contrarian variety hour is back

  • @Johnny547611
    @Johnny547611 23 days ago +9

    Cosmonaut as Omniman: I think, I miss my Star Wars

  • @dinodonut5776
    @dinodonut5776 24 days ago +153

    52:58 It averaged out this year because in Pluribus, every guy is just one guy

    • @CrowTRobot
      @CrowTRobot 23 days ago +18

      Hello, Carol. This is a recording... our feelings for you haven't changed

  • @danielidelacruz
    @danielidelacruz 24 days ago +258

    Andor review has finally arrived

  • @_Epidemic_
    @_Epidemic_ 24 days ago +384

    "reze arc is qualityslop" lmao 😭

  • @smelll
    @smelll 6 days ago +2

    that might be the most accurate and unbiased rdr2 review ive ever seen

  • @mmopronick7443
    @mmopronick7443 23 days ago +7

    I hope marcus extends his refound love for star wars to finally watching some of the incredible visions shorts

  • @gast321
    @gast321 24 days ago +141

    "meesa mind a sunless place" is crazy 💀

  • @cosmonautvarietyhour
    @cosmonautvarietyhour  24 days ago +2292

    First

  • @daikohi
    @daikohi 24 days ago +83

    I actually think you’d really like that random ass star wars show Skeleton Crew for all the same reasons you like Solo

    • @rogueparagon9952
      @rogueparagon9952 23 days ago +7

      I really enjoy solo icl. Its actually really good I think

  • @SpacemanSR
    @SpacemanSR 23 days ago +7

    Thank you for talking more about Andor

  • @sevsimply
    @sevsimply 23 days ago +6

    We need a list of all the things you said: „I make a video on that“ 😂

  • @DanTheZam
    @DanTheZam 24 days ago +83

    Opening this video and clicking to the end just to hear “meesa mind a sunless place”

  • @dalkbrolne
    @dalkbrolne 24 days ago +50

    Bro I have work in 30 minutes....

  • @TheMrMojoRisin67
    @TheMrMojoRisin67 24 days ago +90

    The placing of the skull scene in 28 Years Later made me ugly cry.

    • @konakoros
      @konakoros 24 days ago +14

      I was in a crowded theater when I saw it and was fighting for my LIFE trying not to openly sob

    • @IanLongdenFilm
      @IanLongdenFilm 23 days ago

      Me too bruh

  • @GaenRDN
    @GaenRDN 23 days ago +6

    I like how Marcus starts the vid with "let's start with my first hot take". The fact that he wanted to start it with ahot take is such a cosmonaut thing😂

  • @traxathon4464
    @traxathon4464 23 days ago +11

    You gotta do a "worst superhero movies" for the ghost rider movies

  • @xXNekou
    @xXNekou 24 days ago +46

    1:00:48 poor Joyce living her whole life on the verge of tears

  • @theomuller3
    @theomuller3 24 days ago +55

    you're lucky that i love you and will forgive you for that Bone Temple score

    • @surfingbrrrd
      @surfingbrrrd 24 days ago +16

      Agreed, walking on thin ice but I’ll let it slide…

    • @DavidHampster
      @DavidHampster 23 days ago +8

      I think it’s insane how he loved the first but didn’t like the second

  • @tamis06
    @tamis06 24 days ago +111

    1:18:37 Dude my heart fucking stopped

  • @j4k386
    @j4k386 23 days ago

    Love your vids even if you dont drop as often as other creators ill gladly wait for the quality of your videos. Theres A LOT of things i started watching because of you your a real one only love❤

    • @j4k386
      @j4k386 23 days ago

      PS i also hated robin in season 5. Literally skipped all of her scenes

  • @simonsdad6205
    @simonsdad6205 23 days ago +27

    Bone Temple is peak cinema 10/10

  • @KaimanDororo
    @KaimanDororo 24 days ago +74

    1:09:59 A Gundam series review would go hard

    • @ChadIs
      @ChadIs 23 days ago +8

      YES

    • @CozmicEmbyrs
      @CozmicEmbyrs 18 days ago

      PLEASEEEE

    • @malum9478
      @malum9478 7 days ago

      im sayin. PLLEEEEAAASSEE it'd be sooo peak!
      especially as someone that over the last year watched all of UC i need this.
      especially since i know he'd love turn A

  • @m1cio-1
    @m1cio-1 24 days ago +204

    A shame there was no Pluribus in this catch-up. Easily one of the best shows of the year.

    • @EdenHolder
      @EdenHolder 24 days ago +31

      Wait no Pluribus? Marcus you gotta watch Pluribus.

    • @davidcauley9400
      @davidcauley9400 24 days ago +5

      Slightly underwhelming imo

    • @nickhess1702
      @nickhess1702 24 days ago +4

      Episodes 1 and 2 and then the rest is a snooze fest

    • @Adubz37
      @Adubz37 24 days ago +3

      He would probably hate it given his takes in this video

    • @ThoriqSuriansyah
      @ThoriqSuriansyah 24 days ago +1

      He has not watched it yet

  • @alexhirsch5738
    @alexhirsch5738 24 days ago +24

    "Meesa mind a sunless place" just destroyed me for real xD

  • @paqap
    @paqap 16 days ago +5

    Bone Temple was absolute peak

  • @brycehitchcock9207
    @brycehitchcock9207 24 days ago +17

    Baby's day out mentioned in 2025 is insane

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 24 days ago +48

    its the most wonderful time of the year

    • @Not_Gen-yq6hs
      @Not_Gen-yq6hs 19 days ago +2

      I'm excited for Varanasi (2027) and Ramayana (2026) ❤
      And if you haven't watched Jana Gana Mana (2022) and Dhurandhar (2025) then do checkout out 🗿

  • @iam_FLAME
    @iam_FLAME 24 days ago +93

    This is the first time I heard a take on The Acolyte that doesn't feel strangely disingenuous.

    • @megastarwarsrocks99
      @megastarwarsrocks99 23 days ago

      What takes are you hearing that are disingenuous

    • @alenor210
      @alenor210 23 days ago +42

      @megastarwarsrocks99 go to literally any comments section below an acolyte clip and you’ll see “the acolyte is utter garbage and it’s the worst thing Star Wars has ever done and it killed my grandma”

    • @megastarwarsrocks99
      @megastarwarsrocks99 23 days ago

      @alenor210all of that is true

    • @alenor210
      @alenor210 23 days ago

      @megastarwarsrocks99 yeah sure buddy, whatever you say

    • @megastarwarsrocks99
      @megastarwarsrocks99 23 days ago +3

      @alenor210my grandma literally died the same day the finale dropped I finished watching the episode then an hour later my dad called me

  • @pr0t34n
    @pr0t34n 23 days ago +10

    51:07 CLEGANEBOWL LET'S GOOOOO

  • @blountman747
    @blountman747 22 days ago

    Literally waited all year for you to upload this very great stuff bro

  • @chainbomb
    @chainbomb 24 days ago +29

    18:50 OH MY GOD THANK YOU, THE CHARACTERS NEVER SHUT UP AND LET THE FIGHT PLAY OUT IT'S ACTUALLY SO IRRITATING

  • @volrogue
    @volrogue 24 days ago +14

    How can this man say my exact thoughts on 28 Years Later, and then be completely contrarian-orientated towards The Bone Temple

  • @abe4873
    @abe4873 24 days ago +29

    Love playing your vids in the background as I wash dishes and do laundry

  • @kendallhood9155
    @kendallhood9155 20 days ago +5

    you tripping about the bone temple

  • @cbherb
    @cbherb 23 days ago +15

    33:05 if only there was an app where we could talk about these two Jeremy Renners

  • @Ultraman2301
    @Ultraman2301 24 days ago +17

    I was literally driving to work the other day, thinking, “when is the mf going to post his CATCHUP?!” So happy to see it out, love ya Marcus

  • @P.S.Leviews
    @P.S.Leviews 24 days ago +30

    In a breakdown, Rian Johnson said the devil themed bar where Jeremey renner’s character is eating has the hot sauce behind the bar

    • @guccifer764
      @guccifer764 23 days ago +2

      Would’ve been funny if someone pointed out he looks like Jeremy Renner

  • @ImpulseTheStreamer
    @ImpulseTheStreamer 24 days ago +17

    i was like "ah there might be some interesting things in here" and as i skimmed through the chapters my eyes widened with like each one, i forgot how much really happened

  • @SisyphusianSaturnite
    @SisyphusianSaturnite 12 days ago +1

    Been watching this guy for like 12 years now. Never fails to make me laugh. Kinda crazy how charismatic he is and how clearly and effectively he can present nuanced albeit contrarian takes. We appreciate ya Marcus!

  • @Fapey101
    @Fapey101 19 days ago +1

    someone said he sounds like chris griffin and i can never unhear it

  • @SwiftPaints
    @SwiftPaints 24 days ago +12

    "My mind is a sunless place."
    "In a sunless realm, the sun rose at last."

  • @dereklasker5350
    @dereklasker5350 24 days ago +16

    1:16:04 imagining Anakin talking to Mace Windu when he’s snitching on Palpatine, but it’s Eleanor talking to Michael in the good place saying “I think Jason is a Sith Lord”

  • @GhostGhosterson
    @GhostGhosterson 24 days ago +17

    I said elsewhere but Wonder Man is like when you mix Bojack Horseman and Unbreakable together where its a character study of a messy actor trying to make it big dealing with real problems such as family and self doubt.
    And the guy just so happens to have super powers that effects his life more than it makes him a super hero.

  • @miwhale2614
    @miwhale2614 22 days ago +1

    a gundam video from cosmonaut is all i could ever ask for

  • @kyletheguyle5857
    @kyletheguyle5857 23 days ago +5

    I’m shocked that Marcus didn’t love The Bone Temple since, while the presentation is less bombastic, I still felt the visuals were gorgeous and the film really beautifully built off the humanist angle of the previous film. It pulled just as much emotion out of me as the original 28 years later

  • @johndavis3999
    @johndavis3999 24 days ago +10

    Gemini Man would have gone crazy in 2025

  • @Lxyzsillybeans
    @Lxyzsillybeans 24 days ago +18

    Thank you for hyping Absolute Martian Manhunter, that shit is sooooo good. And looks amazing

  • @icaruspandas
    @icaruspandas 24 days ago +16

    Interesting take on Wake Up Dead Man. Early in the movie I definetely understood generally who done it, but I couldn't really figure out how / why. I felt like the movie was less about the mystery itself and more about the main characters inner turmoil with religion, and the two plot lines merge pretty seamlessly at the end which I thought was cool.
    Also having the "okay whatever you say bro" is 1000000% the best way to enjoy jjk, it feels like there are no rules in that power system lmao.

  • @joseruiz3160
    @joseruiz3160 21 day ago +5

    1:29:40 real talk… what episode 9 did to most Star Wars fans, the Ahsoka show did for me I got through all the slop just fine but once I saw the Ahsoka show… I just couldn’t anymore I took a two year break it was just so bad

  • @ashleighfranklin3001
    @ashleighfranklin3001 22 days ago

    Your entire Star Wars rant to get to Andor was •chefs kiss•

  • @mattfarrell8947
    @mattfarrell8947 24 days ago +18

    Gundam Wing video when?!?!?

  • @ExodusOrange
    @ExodusOrange 24 days ago +19

    I didn’t mind season 5 of stranger things. I can overlook a lot of things but EVERY TINE they are making a plan, they have to use some object to illustrate what they are talking about.
    “Imagine this is the squeak.” No I won’t, just talk about your plan!!!!

  • @ATG2023
    @ATG2023 24 days ago +36

    The RDR2 review came out of nowhere and I was so hyped. Thank goodness he realized how good it actually is.

    • @notaidando
      @notaidando 24 days ago +1

      how good the story is*
      he still shits on the gameplay lol

    • @ATG2023
      @ATG2023 24 days ago +9

      @notaidando he might not have personally liked the gameplay but it’s undeniably good to most people.

    • @ClarkEden
      @ClarkEden 24 days ago +5

      I mean, he substantially misrepresents the story/ pace of the characterization / describes the events leading up to the TB diagnosis as “him just hanging out with his friends”
      Then goes on to completely exaggerate & misrepresent several aspects of gameplay. Etc
      I fucking love Marcus and I’ve watched every video on this channel since it came out,
      But I’m surprised & annoyed by the super immature & inaccurate description of the game.
      Personally thought it seemed extremely out of character for him.

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch 23 days ago +5

      @ClarkEden What was "inaccurate" about his description of the gameplay? Most of it is just you sitting on horseback, walking or in a carriage while people talk then you just shoot a bunch of guys and that's the mission.

    • @theinternetpeoplesdemocrat2826
      @theinternetpeoplesdemocrat2826 23 days ago +2

      Personally not here for his game takes or really agree with him and he doesn't really play many of them but his movie takes though...

  • @loganeverett6886
    @loganeverett6886 23 days ago +55

    The 28 years later take and bone temple take is insane. It’s the opposite for me

    • @louisoz
      @louisoz 23 days ago +7

      The reason bone temple made less money was because 28 years turned people off

    • @scottc78
      @scottc78 23 days ago +5

      Totally agree. 28 Years Later was in my worst of the year. Bone Temple was among the best. The low frame rate shaky multi cam trash was terrible.

    • @bitingmylips666
      @bitingmylips666 22 days ago

      ​@scottc78filtered

    • @ThiagoSilva-gb2iv
      @ThiagoSilva-gb2iv 22 days ago +2

      exactly, i saw 28 years later in the cinema and felt like i got the biggest rip off of my life, 2h i'll never get back

    • @PokeNaru29
      @PokeNaru29 20 days ago +1

      @louisoz No it’s definitely because the marketing was terrible. So many people didn’t know it was a sequel.

  • @kingaram5163
    @kingaram5163 8 days ago +2

    I really love the mocapped domestic violence scene in JJK too.

  • @mayRBY
    @mayRBY 24 days ago +30

    34:34 this is literally a hallmark of a good murder mystery. If the author was able to lead you to the same conclusion as the detective that's a good thing

    • @guccifer764
      @guccifer764 23 days ago +15

      Yeah, the hallmark of a bad detective story is the detective figuring it out using information the audience could not possibly have known (*cough* BBC Sherlock *cough*)

    • @IRideAgain
      @IRideAgain 11 days ago

      ​@guccifer764Honestly that's as old a problem as the original Scooby-Doo where Velma would figure the villain's identity with clues she found offscreen

    • @guccifer764
      @guccifer764 11 days ago

      @IRideAgain
      Yeah but Scooby Doo is a mystery show the same way the original Castlevania was a horror game. It’s mostly set dressing.

    • @IRideAgain
      @IRideAgain 11 days ago

      ​@guccifer764Bruh they're called Mystery Inc

  • @Tech-Kaplan-Kali
    @Tech-Kaplan-Kali 24 days ago +12

    The star wars part really reminded me how I felt about the witcher for some time, after i bailled in the middle of season 2.
    Did I really ike the series in the first place? Was It always actually bad? It's been some time since I read the books, the show was practically overwriting some of my memmories. The thoughts about what was once one of my favourite series, was now bringing me pain.
    Just so happened that my dad, intrigued by my sheer disappointment with witcher adaptation, decided to check out audiobooks (funnilly enough read by the cast of the old polish tv show), and, couple months later, i ended up with him on a longer ride just as he was in the last quarter of the second collection of short stories.
    And...
    Goddamn I started feeling it again. The emotion of that last short story, geralt's last diaogue with calante, Nilfgard invasion, the scene at sodden, halucinations, and finally the reunion with Ciri. I nearly got teary eyed, knowing for a fact that what I first fell in love with was still there, and just as great as i remembered it.
    I'm not really good at writing about my emotions, this whole bit probbably sounds very silly, but it genuently changed my life for better- ever so slightly.

  • @ChrisTrenary
    @ChrisTrenary 24 days ago +22

    This really was "The Year of Two Guys" huh

  • @Aiasmor
    @Aiasmor 22 days ago

    I AM SO GLAD I AM NOT THE ONLY THAT NOTICED THE JEREMY RENNER CONTRADICTION IN KNIVES OUT

  • @warrensloan3467
    @warrensloan3467 13 days ago +1

    It’s nice to hear a review of The Acolyte where it’s neither the worst thing to ever happen nor is it a masterpiece that comes along once a generation.

  • @CJ_TheAlchemist
    @CJ_TheAlchemist 24 days ago +13

    Marcus it’s been 2 years and every few months I wake up and look to see when the new X-men rpg is coming out then I remember it’s not real. I live in constant agony knowing my heart will never be filled with the x-men RPG. I will never be whole, I will never truly be satisfied or content. And it’s all because you’ve cursed me. Thanks you so much you’re my favorite RUclipsr on the platform Marky🫩🖤

  • @zakashin
    @zakashin 24 days ago +16

    59:20 The visceral reaction I had to this, holy shit
    She absolutely nailed it

  • @Moss._King
    @Moss._King 24 days ago +13

    1:15:09 THANK YOU IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR SO LONG

  • @nomaloney
    @nomaloney 20 days ago +1

    Reze movie in the theater was a great experience, hope you get the opportunity sometime

  • @adriennereed2202
    @adriennereed2202 22 days ago

    Thanks for covering the Acolyte

  • @Floridian_Patriot
    @Floridian_Patriot 24 days ago +5

    I was just thinking about when this video would show up in my feed. Here it is haha