I'm an American from the southern United States & I have to say you're very entertaining! I come for the tech, but stay for the quips. I learn a new British word every single video & I'd like to think I'm becoming better for it. Thanks for being one of the best tech folks on this site. You lovely haggard human.
Pist in the UK has a different meaning to the USA. See the start of this review. Pist as a newt comes to mind at least he didn't try to review a phone at the same time 😮😮😮
So, in terms of price, it's either this or the latest Samsung S-series phone. The choice is obvious then - my next phone is a sort-by-price first-entry whatever-it-happens-to-be and this magic keg is coming home! Easiest decision in my life.
Here in NZ not only is homebrew duty/tax free but so is home distilling. Once had a Gewürztraminer Grappa a winemaker friend made that was about 90% abv. Brutal, but 10ml in a mug of black coffee was a fantastic morning wake me up.
Finally a video i can get behind. I think you should test various tech, wierd or usefull, and not just phone related stuff. Branch out your skills. Happy weekends all you lovlyz.
You need to try a DDP - Dirty Dr Pepper for episode 200 as it combines beer and the taste of Dr Pepper! Drink 3/4 of your pint, then top it up to a half pint with Coke, then drop a shot of amaretto in it (preferably still in the shot glass) and neck it! It should taste uncannily like Dr Pepper! Many a classic night out has started with a few of these cheeky bad boys! Cheers! 🍻
12:19 they should call it the Xperia FU and if anyone asks they can just claim it stands for Fans United or some technobabble crap like Fixed Ultrafication
First of all - welcome to the hobby! Homebrewing definitely can be as complicated as you stated in the intro but it can be also pretty straight forward, even without a fancy system like the iGulu. With that being said, I think it's a great way to get people into the hobby as you don't really need to know much about the beer making process. The beer usually would stay fresh even longer than a month with the process being utilized - the beer never sees any light or neither oxygen which both are to be avoided in order to keep the beer tasting the best. However if you can't go through a 5l keg in a month, well.. Let's not go that route here lol. The reason why the first pint was foamy is likely because the pressure that was being built during fermentation was a little bit too high, but you can easily adjust it. If you need any help for the lager recipe or have anymore questions about homebrewing feel more than welcome to reach out! Cheers from Nürnberg, Germany mate! (Also the chugging skills are pretty badass). 🍻
Love the reference to good old Roger Mellie & his wonderful Profanisaurus! I've been reading that since I was 11 (35 years ago), best thing to ever come out of Newcastle!!
$749 is £592. A crate of 24 Stella is £37.50. So I can wait for 9 days for something that looks like a kebab night aftermath or buy 378 cans? Hmmm. Tough one.
Low tech poverty brew: a cup of sugar in a 2 Litre ocean spray cranberry juice, mix (remove 1 cup of juice first) then sprinkle in half a packet of quick rise yeast, dont mix, let it sit on top. Crack the lid open slightly, leave it for 4 or 5 days. It is cheap & good. It's basicslly prison hooch😂.
I had the legendary xperia z3 was awesome absolutely loved it I would go back to sony but I been sucked in the samsung eco system since the s7 edge I now have the s24 ultra and probably make it my last with it's updates but if sony impresses we'll never know
Hey uncle spurt I've seen the new Sony and it's shit 1300 for a full hd screen they got rid of the camera and video apps and Sony said you will get something over an update and they got rid of the 21×9 ratio cant wait for your review
Friend tried the "Pinter" automatic brewing system. Worked out well the first time round. Nearly blew it up the second time. So kind of put it to one side. I think theirs is a bit more basic
😅"Pinter" is more like a fermentation vessel and can't be temperature controlled without power. Temperature and pressure are important in the fermentation process of alcoholic beverages.
I had a similar sudden urge for Lilt after realising hadn't seen it for some time and was unwell didnt want Coke like usually do 😁 anyway it is now rebranded as Fanta and it is a light blue can. Many ahops said simply we don't do it anymore which made me think nah I want and need it. Anyway, luckily it is not gone but it is much less sugar than originaly was so less of a sugar fizzy cold pick me up boost effect sadly 😂
Uncle Spurt, It seems the Vivo X100 series is upon us, the X100, X100 Pro, X100s Pro, X100 Ultra all have curved edges which I do not want. If you get to review the Vivo 100S (S for square maybe) in BLUE, with a model of 512gb or 1tb of storage, UK spec, and if your review says it not shite, Can I maybe buy it off you ?
Get a brewing machine next week try it going for a taste and just downs pint in One go 😂 no other northern way of doing taste test but just downing it one. Episode 200 could be All the funniest things you done on RUclips over years or some outtakes that we don't really see for one reason or another
Maybe you could get Tim Cook on as a special guest for your 200th so that you can enthuse about all things Apple before Mr Wanksock boots him into the piss-making iFroth machine.
I don't know if I have the commitment so, if I don't, you can just pretend I made a remix out of all the times you made a "your mum" joke or took a stab (albeit with a good large blade) at James Corden to celebrate your 200th anniversary.
hi to my favourite uncle, I hope I can be featured in next weeks viewer comments. I love appreciation from Bald men, we'll grab a pint someday uncle thanks
visual and audio which has never been seen before, a guy hung over whilst having the hair of the dog, telling your mom jokes, same old same old, just like every other week
Never heard of MD 20 20 either it's fortified wine Thunderbirds red another fortified wine was what teenage girls and tramps were drinking when I was a nipper Tramp juice of choice was tenants super if that wasn't available special brew would suffice this was before black kestrel 9% alcohol was invented when that came along it was a game changer no self-respecting tramp would be without it
TSW200 inside an Apple Store reviewing the new iPads with the same constructive criticism you meticulously dedicate to every release of the iPhone SE. Please.
$20 + $19.99 shipping for 3 liters of beer, $7 for 1 liter in Norway (which already is crazy expensive) so $21 for 3 litres. So you spend $19 more for homebrewed beer, that takes a week. Great business model, these guys are bankrupt within 2025.
That beer looks like utter shit. No way worth the price and I predict that after 12 to 18 months you won't be able to get the ingredients. Obviously sponsored content for something that is pointless. Turning into Unbox Therapy?
I'm an American from the southern United States & I have to say you're very entertaining! I come for the tech, but stay for the quips. I learn a new British word every single video & I'd like to think I'm becoming better for it. Thanks for being one of the best tech folks on this site. You lovely haggard human.
Pist in the UK has a different meaning to the USA.
See the start of this review.
Pist as a newt comes to mind at least he didn't try to review a phone at the same time 😮😮😮
So true. I don't even care about the tech anymore I just want to see him. I hope he branches out into other things.
Keep in mind that he is from the North East of England. There is a whole different vocabulary for every national and region of our small island.
Next vid:
Moonshine made easy | Xiaomi Moonbrewer X100500
I'll take 2!
I wish this will be the next video
😂😂😂 best laugh I had all day thanks man
So, in terms of price, it's either this or the latest Samsung S-series phone. The choice is obvious then - my next phone is a sort-by-price first-entry whatever-it-happens-to-be and this magic keg is coming home! Easiest decision in my life.
DUDE! THANK you for doing something awesome and unique! Too many tech reviews on phones nowadays.
TSW200. The people demand Mr Wanksock's origin story and an introduction to Miss Wanksock.
I'm drunk. Why else would I fucking be here?
Here in NZ not only is homebrew duty/tax free but so is home distilling.
Once had a Gewürztraminer Grappa a winemaker friend made that was about 90% abv. Brutal, but 10ml in a mug of black coffee was a fantastic morning wake me up.
This is the content we're here for: a Spurt juice machine.
Finally a video i can get behind. I think you should test various tech, wierd or usefull, and not just phone related stuff. Branch out your skills.
Happy weekends all you lovlyz.
You need to try a DDP - Dirty Dr Pepper for episode 200 as it combines beer and the taste of Dr Pepper! Drink 3/4 of your pint, then top it up to a half pint with Coke, then drop a shot of amaretto in it (preferably still in the shot glass) and neck it! It should taste uncannily like Dr Pepper! Many a classic night out has started with a few of these cheeky bad boys! Cheers! 🍻
That sounds absolutely rancid
12:19 they should call it the Xperia FU and if anyone asks they can just claim it stands for Fans United or some technobabble crap like Fixed Ultrafication
First of all - welcome to the hobby! Homebrewing definitely can be as complicated as you stated in the intro but it can be also pretty straight forward, even without a fancy system like the iGulu. With that being said, I think it's a great way to get people into the hobby as you don't really need to know much about the beer making process. The beer usually would stay fresh even longer than a month with the process being utilized - the beer never sees any light or neither oxygen which both are to be avoided in order to keep the beer tasting the best. However if you can't go through a 5l keg in a month, well.. Let's not go that route here lol. The reason why the first pint was foamy is likely because the pressure that was being built during fermentation was a little bit too high, but you can easily adjust it.
If you need any help for the lager recipe or have anymore questions about homebrewing feel more than welcome to reach out! Cheers from Nürnberg, Germany mate! (Also the chugging skills are pretty badass). 🍻
finally a piece of tech appropriate for Uncle Spurt channel 😂
Love the reference to good old Roger Mellie & his wonderful Profanisaurus! I've been reading that since I was 11 (35 years ago), best thing to ever come out of Newcastle!!
$749 is £592. A crate of 24 Stella is £37.50. So I can wait for 9 days for something that looks like a kebab night aftermath or buy 378 cans? Hmmm. Tough one.
There's an s1 version on kick-starter the now for $260
If you're a weirdo then you're my kind of weirdo uncle spurt, love you and well done on with getting to 200 tsw
$699?????? F*** that for a lark. You can get a butt ton of alcohol for that price, Jesus.
Low tech poverty brew: a cup of sugar in a 2 Litre ocean spray cranberry juice, mix (remove 1 cup of juice first) then sprinkle in half a packet of quick rise yeast, dont mix, let it sit on top. Crack the lid open slightly, leave it for 4 or 5 days. It is cheap & good.
It's basicslly prison hooch😂.
Brings me back to the 80s,Bins,Barrels and Boots Home Brew Kits. 🍻
Uncle spurt makes the most unique content you are like the da Vinci of this period
How does this guy not have a 100 million subscribers? He's hilarious😂
Spurt awesome about time you had a brewer to review bloody pricey tho but has it's benefits so hopefully it's a good investment
There's Zlaty Bazant beer but that is a Slovak Beer... Krusovice and Staropramen are very cheap in the supermarket here in Slovakia.
Addicted to alcohol & Tech Spurt i can do but £700 for a homebrewing kit plus bits & bobs ingredients thats a lot of cases of beer.
Love you too Uncle Spurt
I love your reviews. They are so funny and like those cold suds so refreshing! Mmmmmmmm. I'm expecting some wonky mobile camera face offs!!
love ur vids, its so informative and entertaining!!
md 20-20 class wheni was a lad but fave was thunderbird wine quality cheap stuff
I had the legendary xperia z3 was awesome absolutely loved it I would go back to sony but I been sucked in the samsung eco system since the s7 edge I now have the s24 ultra and probably make it my last with it's updates but if sony impresses we'll never know
Hey uncle spurt I've seen the new Sony and it's shit 1300 for a full hd screen they got rid of the camera and video apps and Sony said you will get something over an update and they got rid of the 21×9 ratio cant wait for your review
A retrospective of the evolution of the star of your channel - Mr Sock.
Is there a long waiting time for the pint to be brewed?
This might actually save me from alcoholism 🤔
Episode 200 Chris should do the news from Bournemouth beach 🏖️ why's What's consuming as much Welsh lager as possible?
My mum says hi.
Beautiful
Bloody brilliant
Mate, Dr Pepper with Vanilla after a good 1/4 burger is legendary.
Amazing review! Not that I'm in the market, but love the review.
Friend tried the "Pinter" automatic brewing system. Worked out well the first time round. Nearly blew it up the second time. So kind of put it to one side. I think theirs is a bit more basic
😅"Pinter" is more like a fermentation vessel and can't be temperature controlled without power. Temperature and pressure are important in the fermentation process of alcoholic beverages.
I had a similar sudden urge for Lilt after realising hadn't seen it for some time and was unwell didnt want Coke like usually do 😁 anyway it is now rebranded as Fanta and it is a light blue can. Many ahops said simply we don't do it anymore which made me think nah I want and need it. Anyway, luckily it is not gone but it is much less sugar than originaly was so less of a sugar fizzy cold pick me up boost effect sadly 😂
Best review yet.
Although it may be a while before your hangover clears.
two hundred episodes?! Jeez, what were the odds? Only marginally more likely than a prompt Wear OS update from Mobvoi?
Uncle Spurt,
It seems the Vivo X100 series is upon us, the X100, X100 Pro, X100s Pro, X100 Ultra all have curved edges which I do not want.
If you get to review the Vivo 100S (S for square maybe) in BLUE, with a model of 512gb or 1tb of storage, UK spec, and if your review says it not shite, Can I maybe buy it off you ?
Bugger, apparently the blue is a green FFS. Must be my eyesight. So please review WHITE or SILVER 😂😂
Dissing = throwing shade Uncle Spurt :)
Why is this the best news I've seen today? Making my own beer at home means I will no longer be price-gouged.... I'm too drunk for this.
Beer and spirits would be a good topic to discuss and dribble through 😂😂😂😂😂
I kinda want to get this to see what else you can ferment in it
不仅有各种口味的啤酒，还有蜂蜜酒、康普茶、白葡萄酒......
Uncle Spurt presenting in a pint mankini for the 200th?
Hey can yu make a detailed video of infinix gt book laptop
Cool! Why go to the off licence for good beer or invest in proper brewing equipment when you can spend $700 to make cloudy, flat foam in only 9 days.
Why're Samsung soo bloody expansive, now? they used to be cheap as a 4 pack back in the day...
Incase the of a power outage, does it resume brewing when it receives power again ?
The program can be restored automatically
... will you be checking out the moon drop phone?
I know its not cheap but i will buy it.
Alcohol is expensive these days
It would be better if you could just put a keg inside and have instant cold beer on demand, instead of 8 days and a mahoosive electricity bill.
我认为 8-10 天是啤酒的发酵周期，这台机器酿造一桶啤酒需要不到 1 kWh 的电力，只有压缩机在啤酒成熟和储存时需要一直工作。
Get a brewing machine next week try it going for a taste and just downs pint in One go 😂 no other northern way of doing taste test but just downing it one.
Episode 200 could be All the funniest things you done on RUclips over years or some outtakes that we don't really see for one reason or another
lol now I would love to have a pint with him. Looking at that impressive performance he would drink ten to five to my one lol😂
What percentage is the bear at
The moment I saw the thumbnail the first thought that crossed my mind was "is he drinking piss?"
That thing makes an American gallon which is only 6.6 pints. A better bet is the Pinter which makes 10 real pints.
"Weekend at your mums" 😂
I guess i will just stick to my Heineken 😅
I'm watching this immediately before going into my GCSE Geography exam 😂
A bit young for beer bro!
Please please we need you to sponsor a spurt phone by Google 😂
Homebrew? Does it let you play with your wii?
It can be connected to bluetooth and wifi, and can also be controlled remotely using an app
MD DIDN'T EVEN STAND FOR MAD DOGG LOL
Can this handle mead?
Sure （英语）
.. Oy!! Why did you not go to Rio with the rest of the geezers?!
Maybe you could get Tim Cook on as a special guest for your 200th so that you can enthuse about all things Apple before Mr Wanksock boots him into the piss-making iFroth machine.
almost 200 ☺️
Damn, dats a difficult way to get wasted😂
I don't know if I have the commitment so, if I don't, you can just pretend I made a remix out of all the times you made a "your mum" joke or took a stab (albeit with a good large blade) at James Corden to celebrate your 200th anniversary.
Really should have let that beer settle out.. sit on 1-2C for a couple of days.. That looked like yeast soup.
hi to my favourite uncle, I hope I can be featured in next weeks viewer comments. I love appreciation from Bald men, we'll grab a pint someday uncle thanks
Can you pls do a collab with Mrwhosetheboss? I'd like to see the opposing extremes working together!
That guy is from india so no
@@voidvoid5151 Yes he lives in Britain though
@@AlessandroBalestrini-jd3zk indians cant tolerate the booze usually, they need proper training, a native Brit drinks beer more than water
Tbf making homebrew isn’t that hard, hardest and most tedious part is bottling it
Uncle Spurt ka beer 🍺🍻
0:37 A What machine? I'm not drinking your beer
Very funny index 2:50
Yeah diss maens something else now. My daughter's may know the 2024 version. 😂
Spurt juice 😂
visual and audio which has never been seen before, a guy hung over whilst having the hair of the dog, telling your mom jokes, same old same old, just like every other week
ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oi oi oi
Vivo x 100 ultra
Spurt juice 🤣🤣🤣
That looks more like a gaming pc.
All for a few pints, so yeah nah for now in New Zealand.
.. you needed an excuse to drink? - that sounds like you had to read that from a teleprompter
Never heard of MD 20 20 either it's fortified wine
Thunderbirds red another fortified wine was what teenage girls and tramps were drinking when I was a nipper
Tramp juice of choice was tenants super if that wasn't available special brew would suffice this was before black kestrel 9% alcohol was invented when that came along it was a game changer no self-respecting tramp would be without it
❤❤🇰🇪
Have anyone ever seen this guy responding to any comments or doing any interaction with his viewers?
Yeah now and again.
For your 200th video why not wear a mackems shirt without any spurty boozy stains on it.
TSW200 inside an Apple Store reviewing the new iPads with the same constructive criticism you meticulously dedicate to every release of the iPhone SE. Please.
They should make room for one of these on the first manned mission to Mars.
You do not look like you eat fried chicken! 😅
8 days...well thats not a beer..a real beer is fermented for at least 6 weeks..
$20 + $19.99 shipping for 3 liters of beer, $7 for 1 liter in Norway (which already is crazy expensive) so $21 for 3 litres. So you spend $19 more for homebrewed beer, that takes a week.
Great business model, these guys are bankrupt within 2025.
Does it only make fizzy shit, or can it make proper beer as well?
Not only various flavors of beer, but also mead, kombucha, white wine...
@@FreddieShu I'm thinking more like ruby ale, IPA, winter ales, summers ales?? The old fashioned stuff (I'm old and somewhat fashioned) 😳
@@zittyrrrs7082 I've tried brewing West Coast IPA and Hazy IPA with this machine（dry hopping） and it's pretty good!😀
@@FreddieShu Now you're talking...😁👍 Thanks
That beer looks like utter shit. No way worth the price and I predict that after 12 to 18 months you won't be able to get the ingredients. Obviously sponsored content for something that is pointless. Turning into Unbox Therapy?
Why are you obsessed by mums? I've noticed you tend to make some cringy dirty jokes about them.
We are all obsessed with our Mum, or your Mum.